/smg/ - Stock Market General

The lack of forethought by this administration is both baffling and expected. Putting tariffs on China is all well and good, but what's the backup plan? The answer is there isn't one. Instead of shoring up with Europe and Japan they put tariffs on them too. Insane.

I Have No Money And I Must Sell

I don't get why he opened the retard session by attacking Canada and Mexico. Every talking head for years said we were going to use Mexico as a replacement for china to ensure wartime production, and Canada as a safe supplier of resources. Now those relationships are in tatters and the PM of Canada is talking about an FTA with china.

dollar going down while yields going up

bros it's over we are third world

NOOOOOOO AURA-CHAN PLEASE DONT TAKE COMPETE CONTROL OF MY BODY AND USE MY PENIS HOWEVER YOU WISH

green id

Retards think Macron is a socialist lmfao.

This is going to be a bullrun, because the most important indicator - treasures, are in a green. So keep seething shitlibs.
Never bet against America! MAGA!

Who's going to win today? The bvlls or the crabs?

On a scale to 1 to 10, how good are things right now?

Almost like he got to the presidential seat on corruption alone
If you think about it, there are only two major countries that currently come out of his presidency with a net positive, the one that paid off his debts in the 80s and the one that is blackmailing him with Epstein tier shit.

the clowns

yuropoors think their literal who politicians in charge of countries smaller than our provinces matter, in a Anon Babble thread, nevertheless. curious!

Time traveler here, just wanted to say this to you guys:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD FUCKING LUCK LMAOOOOOOOO

BTC is going to 75k tonight. Screencap this

EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen told the FT that if the trade talks fail over the next 90 days, one possible retaliatory measure could be a tax on ad revenue on companies like $META and $GOOGL

I don't think she has this kind of authority but the EU commission use any excuse to keep expanding their powers lol.

1 hour and 21 minutes left

How is taxing your data harvesting corpos an "expansion of power"? Also she doesn't, we have to vote on it. Same as when we taxed apple 20% of their yearly revenue until they switched to USB-C.

Only crabs win

Genuine question, how do you guys stay sane/cope during all of this shitshow? Stock market is a circus, news cycle is a clown show and most people are ignorant on what the fuck is going on right now. I'm legitimately tired from all of it and kind of scared that no one will stop the orange retard when it matters the most.

the entirety of biz is shitting on the US. this is great

As much as i want this to happen its obvious that europe will cuck

They really should thanks us for beating their corporats into being at least decent enough sellers who doesn't take advantage of every consoomer and their mothers (they still aren't and the beating will continue)

I'm European.

I was handling it fine to begin with but I've been getting more pissed off as time goes by.

I'm so tired

provinces

larper

he's caused rates to spike, though. his plan, if this really was what he wanted, has failed.

Well Anon Babble wouldn't care if the orange ape didnt broke the global market in the most retarded way. No touching the money maker, simple as.

What's the worse that can happen? Another world war?

I am as well, but this shit will affect us sooner or later as well, especially if Trump goes full retard and totally destroys the US economy. And the longer this shitshow goes on the more likely it seems.

I hope this wasn't the real reason, because it literally didn't work, in fact it did the exact opposite of the intent.
Would be a kwab tier fail.

it's just fun to watch. yuros are literaly breaking out in song and dance

worst*
but this is also not the first financial shit show, it's just a different one

Yes, but consider that liberals are also suffering and this is a massive win overall

implying rest of the world would stand by USA in WW3

chang cheapies > USA

fr fr no cap

tesla

wtf is going on?

Always does, also we're slow and bureaucratic as fuck but somehow it make us better.
Trully an art.

Slow and steady wins the race.

This is going to age like that red deer meme

Is it safe to buy on the assumption that we've passed "peak retard" and Trump is now listening to advisors?

Well yeah, I mean almost the whole world is, because that's excepted after threatening and insulting the whole world.

Just admit you're too small brained to understand the art of the deal.

provinces

I dont stay sane, I stare at a graph a few hours a day and lose money, I am sticking through because I need experience, someday something will click

We gotta teach those woke europeons a lesson or two

isn’t WMT pretty high considering the china tariffs? like half their Mainstays/Walmart Brand shite comes from China. Even their goddamn shipping boxes are made in china.
T. walmart part-time worker

It's this nonsense that got me to jump into this party with 200$. It's my whore money so I won't cry in the casino

OOOOOO STOCKS ARE GREEN WTFFF

we have to vote on it.

Yes and netherlands or someone else will oppose to it because this is completely different compared to a usb port or another app store.
EU members won't agree unless the EU commission force them to do it and that's what I'm afraid of.

Why doesnt trump just drop the tariff nonsense? Its like noone wins, so stupid if you ask me

very american post be better

Wouldn't you? All Trump had to do was stick to throwing illegals over the big beautiful new border wall and not touch anything else and we'd be massively green. Instead he's putting his hands into everything and fucking it up.

someday something will click

yeah

China raises US traiffs from 84% to 125% | DW News

youtube.com/watch?v=wKnNCQTwR50

Well, she can invoke the ACI to do it, that is in the power of the EU commission. But whether that goes through is up to the Council of the EU (not the Council of Europe, of course...) by qualified majority. But I imagine she has already, or is in the process of, securing the necessary member state votes.

TELL ME I'M NOT TOO LATE TO BUY EU DEFENSE ETFS AND CHINK TECH

This

I'm surprised no one has assassinated the orange nigger.
Luigi blew away a healthcare ceo over less overt skullfucking

Nah, most of the produce sell is domestic. And they were already investing in US manufacturing.

Everybody's got their pet schizo theory

either they will save the dollar through jewish magic or we get a world war, I literally cannot lose

Kek

House and Senate GOP bills are moving through the chambers to wrestle back control of tariffs from the Executive to Congress. Here's hoping.

trump is le good

muh white males are the real victims

yawn

the profit margins on produce are so razor-thin, they don’t even get the pitiful employee discount applied unless it’s the christmas season, so I sincerely doubt they can profit off of groceries alone

Yes BUT
Is this the wrong or the right worldline?

Didn't the House bill that passed remove Congress's ability to take control of tariffs? Not that it'll pass the Senate but Johnson is still a believer.

Tard wranglers are back? This would save the markets. First term orange dumbass was basically sleepy joe compared to want we're witnessing right now

Just filter out Google Adsense at ISP level for shit and giggles

We just need majority

Netherlands

What? If anyone votes against that it'll be Hungary and they'll be chaperoned to the bathroom before the vote happens.

This total domination by the left is why europe has gone off the deep end during the last decade, destroying its demographics and lagging far behind america in prosperity. Very bearish.

and look at the european stock markets, as a whole or even individual countries
Not doing so great! Many such cases, folks, many such cases
turns out socialism ain't so great for business. Who knew, folks? Who knew...
It's mostly the reason why you have eurofags posting about timing the american stock market, and not the other way around.

Americans calling themselves the victim as they plundered the entire world lol

Never gonna happen, too many executive branch loyalists whi are just waiting for 2028

Reminder that stinky neets never leave their basements and the only way they feel excitement is by pretending the economy is going to crash lol. Meanwhile the stock markets are green today again...

Key part here by the way is the qualified majority; it means even if Hungary or some other member (let's be real though, it's Hungary) tries to sabotage the EU into inaction by veto -- that won't work.

I'm not choosy :^)

China raises US traiffs from 84% to 125% | DW News

watching the inevitable blow up as chinkland loses the trade war will be delicious
until then, ESCALATE!!! Yes haha, yes! Escalate more bitches

iirc, it doesn't remove it entirely, but it suspends it until september, which is still a nightmarish scenario.

Gb2/reddit/

How it feels to be a European holding cash

Those fucking Vietnamese and their trade deficit taking away American jobs.
Ford Raptors on the streets of Hanoi when?

The spike is in the plan, the more people see it's more convenient to buy tbills than invest in stocks.

theyre green

Theyre the same price they were yesterday afterr a 7% drop

The fact that their elites convinced them it was Ping Ping, Häns and Rajeesh the one robbing them blind is trully something to witness.
Literally the richest country in the world, but yeah Vietnam, Cambodia and Madagascar are the problem.

next one

how it feels to be an Australian on the ASX

House and Senate GOP bills are moving through the chambers to wrestle back control of tariffs from the Executive to Congress. Here's hoping.

the republicans have decided to wait it out, since the 90 day pause
If shit still goes south after that, they might come back
otherwise, the bill is dead on arrival

The screencap says that all of MAGA is organized useful idiotation of the Right so that they demonize the Left instead of the Elite. It's not pro Trump. It describes him as a patsy.

Americans calling themselves the victim as they plundered the entire world lol

It ain't easy being king. Now pay up faggot.

The Congolese child mining lithium with his 8 year old scab hands is ROBBING Mutt McDonaldson from Ohio of his $70/h mining job, libtard.

No YOU pay up. You heard me. It's 1.20 dollars per euro.

They will.
Everyone will.

stock markets are green today again

today

nigger f5! things change by the minute. we could go -10% or +10% today.

Why is it going up?

he thinks chang will be the one working in factories for $2 per day if he wins the war

the left has dominated europe

The last two decades have been dominated by neoliberal moderates. Just because they aren't overtly racist doesn't mean they are leftwing. They are just status quo beneficiaries like your dems, with a little bit more fear of discontent proles.

NEW THREAD

No YOU pay up. You heard me. It's 1.20 dollars per euro.

oh don't worry about that my friend
we want a weaker dollar so we can sell you shit
You will buy the american cars, and the american cancer chicken and you will enjoy it
Vee are eating ze bugs? No! Vee are buyink ze cars.

Why is it going up?

Why is it going down?

Why is it going up?

Why is it going down?

Why is it going up?

Why is it going down?

no one will stop the orange retard when it matters the most

Anon, that time has already come and gone. The point of no return has long since passed us.

lmao what?

also, please don't attract more butthurt eurofags into the comfy thread. Misery loves company, so the bears need to stay here

Political concepts are lost on them, can't blame them, they got manipulated in thinking Democrats are the left and Bernie is the far-left antifa while Trump is just your average right-wing. It's like explaining what "liberal" really means, they just don't get it.

cnbc.com/quotes/US30Y

bond yields go up

futures go down

bond yields go down

futures go up

You will buy the american cars, and the american cancer chicken and you will enjoy it

Fuck no I won't :^)

Is Anon Babble /smg/ for the Chuds and Anon Babble /smg/ for Chads?

random 1% pump

No news

Everyone should be watching the 10Y, it's at 4.44% now, but at least the market isn't tanking 2-3% (yet) - I'm surprised things are so calm premarket honestly. Means Trump will open his mouth and tank things soon

Anon Babble /smg/ is the coping American safe space.

No this is busier but more newfags, other is quieter but more oldfags

And yet the socialism is still NO BUENO for european stock markets
Weird! almost as if capitalist policies and sensible energy policy is a bit better than... whatever the fuck they're doing over there
Ahem, germany, ahem!

I’m just gonna keep putting money into SPY. It will either go back up eventually or it won’t, in which I case I have larger problems than economics.

Ireland takes the cake but Netherlands also use their tax policies to help big tech. Those two won't approve any drastic policy change and will pressure other countries to do the same.
There's no way this "ad tax" gets off the ground let alone approved in 90 days.

Do I see a pump? A small one? Are we reaching the levels of a few hours ago?

Fuck no I won't :^)

okay, I don't blame you
hat off for a second, american cars suck, and have for a long time
and the shitcken really should be banned, in all countries including america

leftist means unions and working man
liberal means trannies and immigration
neoliberal means globohomo corporate dicksucker
your kind is not welcome on Anon Babble, simple as

Just fucking buy the open, we're going to rally over Passover like we do every year.

New theory, the admin is trying to make this meme real

alrite

It’s trumpie americans plus that german and pole

you should have listened

I just got off of my shift why are premarkets in the green

THIS JEW ON BLOOMBERG IS COPING SO FUCKING HARD LMAO

Explain the differences between Classical Liberalism and Contemporary Neo-Liberalism RIGHT NOW, or be forever branded an uneducated fag.

Buy at opening, freak out for one hour about your choice stock falling, be happy when it rises in value for three hours and sell, freak out again when it rises after you sold but be extremely happy when it actually started going way down later on in the day. There's your free tip, no need to thank me because I have no skin in the game today!

If you support your constitution, then you're a liberal. Because all western states are founded on liberal principles, even if they hadn't outlawed slavery yet. Your Founding fathers were liberals. Trump is just some nouveau riche monkey who has main character syndrome, and also just a liberal. But more entertaining than the common ones

clown market pump at open and go red until it's orange panic time just before it hit the breaker and he go on a long ramble to make it crab until closing

The social democrats have won in Europe plenty of times (Olaf Scholz in Germany, Hollande in France) and it's not like anything special happened and you faggots always complain anyway

random

but what if i buy at the bottom and am now fucked? how many days do i wait before i neck myself

Classical Liberalism and Contemporary Neo-Liberalism

you know he wasn't referring to classical liberalism when he said "liberal"

watch the 30Y Treasury Bessent shit himself on Wednesday when it hit 5% and someone's driving it up right now
cnbc.com/quotes/US30Y

China folded and said the 125% tariffs are their cap.

AHEM!

Socialism is superior to Capitalism.

Thank you for your attention.

it's not like anything special happened

That's the point, retard. Slow steady boring growth. Not retarded mango that chimpout.

don't talk to me queer
classic liberal, neoliberal, liberal, all the same. faggots who should be purged from society

no shit, why do you think i keep voting for democratic socialist politicians

Socialism is superior to Capitalism.

Thank you for your attention.

the european stock market returns of the last 20 years beg to differ
Not lookin good, folks! Not lookin good.

Ireland the Netherlands cannot convince another seven or eight countries to veto, everyone lowkey hates that Ireland swings its GDP per capita cock around when it’s just a Trojan horse for American companies evading EU taxes

I don't know, but never neck yourself. I recommend instead buying some eyeliner and jet black hair dye, live 2 months of emo boy VERY SAD lifestyle as a larp and try again later. Shit, who knows, maybe some girl likes that and even gives you some pussy for your troubles.

I've always liked the idea of market socialism (with a Strasserist government)

looks like we have a Trump supporter in the wild guys

Sir your country is in extreme amounts of debt and your yield is mooning

I spend my days trying to rage bait bottomfeeders

Fucking tourists

Real leftists don't give a fuck about gay people
I'm in IBEW, My brother is my brother is my brother, gay or not. Stop being a bitch. Three generations deep.

The country isn't a business that's measured by how much money it makes. It is measured by how happy the people are.

but you said the left has never won?
or soc dem is not left enough for you?

ok so where's the overnight euphoria coming from?

There is no trade war in U.S.A.

Consume and be happy!

Go back to 1815 faggot.

Cry more yuropoor
MAGA
Ukraine LOST btw

And they're liberals all the same, just with red aesthetics like yours.

i always liked the idea of living in a cave like a goblin and during night i'd come out and raid the above-dwellers as lil' goblin thief to sustain myself and pick some shiny trinkets to carry home and polish as i sit besides the fire with a mushroom tea after a long night of being absolutely feral.

just one last hit of copioum bro then we'll quit, I swear

BUY REDDIT BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

i am not leftist nor right wing, economic policies are situational the context is more important than the policy itself. however, i hate trannies. if a communist candidate ran an election promising to send all LGBTQNVDA to mental asylums, i would gladly vote for him. same if he is fascist.

thank you.

Sir your country is in extreme amounts of debt and your yield is mooning

and something tells me we will recover from this too, and better than the eurofags... just as we have done over the last 20 years
and they'll find another way to slowly grow, or not grow at all... just as they have done for the last 20 years hahaha

smg is now migatards vs libshits

Go to Anon Babble for that shit, I am here just for funny stock market memes and happenings.

Random question, but where‘s ivanka? She was super involved in the last administration?

I'm glad that the left wing retards and migatards are outing themselves so I can filter their posts, and don't take financial advice from morons.

Doesn’t spain outperform S&P for a few years now and that’s all divvies to

Naw I didn't, I'm But yeah I would actually like to see what a more leftist government would do. In my country it would be Mélenchon but he's a crazy retard so it's a no, I will go for center-left or center-right. Ideally someone like Ruffin if he could be more charismatic. Like Bernie in US, would like how it does. They keep telling you "aaaaaa noooo it's gonna be an economic disaster" but look at what electing the "party of money and market" did.
Might be worth a try. I'm pretty sure the market can be bullish while trillionaires get to pay a little more instead of paying less tax than the average plumber.

Trump's the biggest fucking socialist to run America in history, retard.

but where will I go for my eurofag seethe?
The impotent smug condescension is like sweet tea. A fine brew
It's like there's a whole continent of democrats and they all hate america. but I repeat myself

She said she hates politics and wants to stay far away from the White House

We're about to see the Euro become the world's reserve currency

Holy fuck the ECB isn't ready for this kind of responsibility. It doesn't even have proper powers over debt.

funny stock market memes are fun

Truly, you people are just as bad as those who worship abrahamic sand religions, just because, without the ability to actually THINK about anything

I cannot wait until you people are permanently removed from the discourse

I apologize. I let someone misrepresenting what it means to be in a union get to my head.

For billionaires, not unionmen. Look at how he is treating the brothers and sisters in AFGE currently. Bullish for oligarchy, bearish for everyone else.

based

Doesn’t spain outperform S&P for a few years now and that’s all divvies to

Don't think so

Tesla and Apple are doing some HORRENDOUS crabbing.

However, "the stock market" dumped by -20% and yields rose.

The european manufacturing business relies on the exact opposite, so it's all getting fucked rn

Maybe in a few years you will be allowed to reapply as colony status mutt.
With the amount of bowing down to authirity you do daily im honestly confused why you guys left anyways. Its like you want to be governed by kings...

according to books on the first trump administration she and jared kushner are liberal and similar to democrats, they and neocons lost the power struggle in the white house

Doesn’t spain outperform S&P for a few years now and that’s all divvies to

but I guess if you look at one very short time span, then yes actually
But uh... yeah bro that shit has grown by +100% over the course of a decade
underperforms even the russell 2000
kinda sad to be desu

goldbros we can't stop winning

Bloomberg radio just blasted You’re Welcome from Moana so that’s gonna stick in my head if we circuit breaker today

oh, forgot pic

redsticking in premarket all around, it's fucked

so basically, China won’t need to raise tariffs as any further increase is performative, because American shit is more than double the usual price, so USA is effectively off the market.
China won. If USA folds and drops China tariffs, China wins. If China makes trade deals with countries outside the USA, China wins.
The only question is whether to load up on YINN before or after market open

Thinking I might go full bear and just cheer for Trump as he burns down the entire economy.

My broker (female) just left me a message, told me to call its an emergency...

Trump will float delisting all Chinese companies from NYSE and your shit will crash

France once implemented a 75% tax rate for the top bracket and guess what? I got even less money lmao
theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/31/france-drops-75percent-supertax

so basically, China won’t need to raise tariffs as any further increase is performative

china will continue to raise tariffs to save face

Your broker sounds cute, should call her and hear what she has to tell you.

Another Mumu day for gold it is

This.

ok so YINN with a protective long-dated put, then.

Well of course it wouldn't work as it is. There's massive changes to do in the whole UE before we could do that, and make them pay what they should, really. Also going more after tax dodging.

China has just said per bloomberg that they don't need to fuck with the numbers anymore because american shit isn't selling at this point

damn straight

"you're broke nigga"

For billionaires

When the stock market drops 20%, how exactly does that help the billionaires?

Redditors

WTF did i just watch?

they might go further and do shit like ''we wont export x critical mineral/product to you now''

HOW DO I INVEST IN TARIFFS THEY'RE GOING TO THE MOON

How the fuck is the 10Y yield higher than before the pause

picture

wtf man? what do you mean...

The people who are going to get fucked the most are the retail investors who have been buying in lately at record levels. Billionaires tend to make money regardless of whether the market goes up or down.

Unironically, go outside.

Xi and at least Spain are now working on an alliance to fight the trade war
politico.eu/article/spain-pedro-sanchez-champions-china-key-eu-partner-amid-donald-trump-trade-war/

Australia has already rejected any deal but it's noticeable that China has redirected natural gas imports to Oz and the broader region is also looking at Australia.

homeowner

keeps actives and has hobbies

interior decorator and keeps a stable home life

absolute feral beast in the bed leaving women unable to move

Humanbros...

Obama's husband said a similar thing recently. I think it's a signal that not even nepos want anything to do with running things anymore which is a disaster coming down the track in 10-20 years.

businessinsider.com/ivanka-trump-visibly-upset-as-she-tried-to-get-father-to-stop-capitol-riot-2022-12
i think the capital riot was the breaking point

Look who bought the dump with liquid then sold to profit (real) gains instead of potentials

example: drumpf's buddy made 2 billion yesterday off doing exactly this. 2 billion in cash, not potentials via stock holdings which can be leveraged in loans

oops haha my bad sorry

muh Elites

nooooo don't look in to who disproportionately comprises the Elites

They said they wouldn't because it makes no economic sense, that 125% tariffs effectively lock out all American imports and they wouldn't engage in some dumb pantomime to keep rising tariffs just for show. Pains me to say it but they are making America look like fools.

A chinese OSHA video

China has just said per bloomberg that they don't need to fuck with the numbers anymore because american shit isn't selling at this point

china says a lot of shit, but that would explain them backing off
oh wait, you actually believed it?
No, if that's true, it's just an excuse for them to find an off ramp to "save face"
I'm not really surprised. And if they really did say that, and really will stop retaliating then yeah... that means they were hurting pretty badly lmao

Imagine the chinaman backing away while claiming he will fight you to the end

God please they need to divert all the blast mining gains to Europe shit will be so funny

tbf.
after much longer of this shit i could see boomers and youngins alike be fine with higher capital gains tax and maybe even unrealized capital gains tax if in exchange they advertise a way out of this "chaos" and promise le stability

10y bund / t-bill spread at 147

lowest since 2014

because real world made of real people who think like humans don't just go "oh OK we can trust US again" after all that has happened...trust takes tears to build and one second to destroy after all

Baby boomers now account for 42% of all homebuyers, while millennials accounted for 29%, per FORTUNE

75% tax rates wouldn't work because of the Laffer Curve lil bro

What's the buy if Powell gets the axe?

They said they wouldn't because it makes no economic sense, that 125% tariffs effectively lock out all American imports and they wouldn't engage in some dumb pantomime to keep rising tariffs just for show. Pains me to say it but they are making America look like fools.

Ah okay, so they are backing down and trying to save face, got it
Yeah their goose is cooked. They really shouldn't have done that
But I guess this is the off ramp they need to save face. This is actually good news for the economy, since it means they are more likely to make a deal and the ridiculous 125% tariffs going either way will come off

lowest without taking 2022 energy crisis and covid into account, I meant

Gold and BTC

wait why is the premarket going negative

They already started that in December 2024

China bans rare mineral exports to the U.S.

Gallium, germanium, antimony - those are the minerals China says it's banning from export to the U.S. Those, along with what are called superhard materials - and China says it's going to subject graphite exports to stricter review.

npr.org/2024/12/08/nx-s1-5216115/china-bans-rare-mineral-exports-to-the-u-s

And more recently:

The commerce ministry also announced that it is imposing export controls on seven types of rare earth minerals. They include samarium (钐), gadolinium (钆), terbium (铽), dysprosium (镝), lutetium (镥), scandium (钪) and yttrium (钇).

ok but actually THOUGH should I load up on 0dte puts

hi leaf.
but agree with you that those puny countries in the Europe barking like chihuahuas are very funny to watch.

Trump won on stabillity to and Biden to it’s just a clownshow every four years and the next jester promises normalcy

Because “just kidding we’re not gonna tariff our allies 40+% we’re just gonna tariff them 10% and make them fly over to suck our cocks” might convince slurpers but it doesn’t convince foreign governments

A class in risk management

Once bitten, twice shy as they say

Name 12. Rome collapsed due to inflation. Germany? Inflation. Turkey also inflation

Dow Jones just dropped a full percent in 10 minutes premarket lol

If you are too retarded to look up treasury yields before posting

why is it going down????

Maybe stick to index funds or letting the jeets at Schwab manage your money thank you.

This is the MIGA version of The Sign®

125% tariffs effectively cut off imports so they are not wrong. Doesn't mean they can't retaliate in other ways.

For the same reasons. What do you think has changed that alters the outlook?

PPI cold and dead
even if we can avoid this trade war, it's already a recession.
sell any spike you see but don't get margin called by the con pumps.

it doesn’t convince foreign governments

As seen in treasury yields

if Powell gets the axe

if

I don't think Trump can remove unilaterally him he would need the Senate to tacitly approve.

He didn't see the supreme court case

and it will get back up on market open, and then drop down when macros open

NOTHING'S CHANGED CRAB MARKET RULES

germany experienced severe deflation in the 30's right after hyperinflation. great depression was also deflation. japan atm doesn't look good either

For the second to exist you need the first. That's the point, retard

Senate won't axe Powell

Quantbrainrot, the qualitative advantages are zero for china

5.56×45mm NATO

125% tariffs effectively cut off imports so they are not wrong. Doesn't mean they can't retaliate in other ways.

Uh yeah, what they said is technically correct, but that's not the real reason
They backed down first, and came up with some excuse as to why, in order to save face
You do know that everything coming out of china is a narrative, right? They never speak the truth unless it benefits them. It is an extremely dishonest nation. Just like russia, every official announcement is spin

This is the best timeline. Truly!
I want to see some dabbing on the chinks today
"chinks cucked" "broke chinamen back down against the don"

Goldbugs were right all along bros

Yeah, its pending and doesnt mean shit

Anyone know what times retard in chief is planning to talk today so I know when to sell before the retail pump

oh noes, MY TESLA NOOOOOOOOOO

You're right I didn't. A lot has been happening. Could you give me a quick rundown?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-09/trump-asks-supreme-court-to-let-him-fire-top-agency-officials

I hope everyone who voted for trump are rounded up and humiliated. America is a dystopian hell hole, but now we are a isolated collapsed hellhole. American power was ending, we could of took it like a man a gradually accepted our role in the new multi polar world, but trump and to throw a tantrum on the world stage and now we are imploding.

The funniest part about all this is that China actually likes Trump, both people and politicians

Crab is an illusion caused by a combination of desperate ploys to keep things afloat and dead cat bounce. The direction is down. Of course it could be argued that the illusion is also an objective reality that can be exploited for profit so go for it but make sure that's just your short term plan.

does he talk everyday?

This post is a mix of conspiratorial reasoning, selective fact use, and economically illiterate conclusions. It’s dressed up as a clever explanation of complex macroeconomics but falls apart under critical scrutiny.

While it touches on real concepts—interest rates, tariffs, stock market dynamics—it stretches them beyond credibility to make ideological points. It assumes intentionality where there’s no proof and misattributes causes and effects (e.g., eggs and tariffs).

If this were posted in an economics classroom, it would get laughed out of the room—or at least handed back with a big red pen scribble: “Correlation ≠ causation.”

I'll side with Mr. Roboto

7 minutes...

Where are the robo taxis and the humanoid bots (which aren't tele-operated by Indians)?!?

I love America and I'm even an honorary member of a fire department in Texas. It's why this hurts, nobody is quite sure what the US wants and every proposal to fix the relationship is shot down immediately.

This is Anon Babble related because my portfolio looks like a battered wife.

Probably nukes. He's getting into advanced mental decline at his age and when men get to a certain stage of it they can get aggressive and paranoid.

So are we feeling bullish or bearish today /SMG/?

7 minutes till bloodbath, how will the miga cultist spin it this time?

becomes richest man in the world

it's not enough

gives 250 million to maga

does nazi salute

doge

destroys his tesla brand into ruins

>china did that

whitey always blame, never take responsibility!

Too late to buy gold?

this webm describes my portfolio recently

Alright, place your bets everyone place your bets. Market open, what kind of rollercoaster we going on?

I still don't know, I'm just keeping my european options up still while Trump is schizo tweeting about Hillary

Really no need to be that salty about it. This is a great opportunity to profit. Realise the gains from years of prudent accumulation and move all that lovely money into gold. But you're clearly a smart guy. You did that 2 weeks ago, right?

The post makes no mention at all about eggs. You have ruined your own credibility to create some random quip about eggs while ignoring the reality of what was said.

What’s he scheming now

Buy gold miners

When the stock market goes down, it's Wall Street losing money which will be going to the working class instead. It's actually a good thing

what inverse etfs do i buy calls on

Anon, the image is about egg prices…

Buy gold miners outside the USA.

4 minutes

I'm buying puts

Nothing. Empty head.

Fox Business: US corporate bankruptcies rise to highest Q1 level since 2010

This is fine.

Do they still sell them in Africa?

Is he going to pump DJT again?

Members of independent agencies fired by Trump
Jan. 27

Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
Fired Democratic Commissioners Charlotte Burrows and Jocelyn Samuels have not yet challenged their firings.

National Labor Relations Board
Democratic board member Gwynne Wilcox has since been reinstated by U.S. District Judge Beryl Howell. The D.C. Circuit is weighing the Trump administration's appeal.

Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board
Democratic members Travis LeBlanc and Edward Felten have challenged their firings. U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton has scheduled a hearing for April 30. Trump also fired Democratic Chair Sharon Bradford Franklin, but she did not challenge her firing.

Jan. 31

Federal Election Commission
Democratic Chair Ellen Weintraub has not yet challenged her firing.

Feb. 7

Office of Special Counsel
Special Counsel Hampton Dellinger was reinstated by U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson and then removed again by the D.C. Circuit. On March 6, Dellinger ended his legal fight.

Feb. 10

Merit Systems Protection Board
Democratic member Cathy Harris has since been reinstated by U.S. District Judge Rudolph Contreras. The D.C. Circuit is weighing the Trump administration's appeal.

Federal Labor Relations Authority
Democratic Chair Susan Tsui Grundmann has since been reinstated by U.S. District Judge Sparkle Sooknanan.

March 18

Federal Trade Commission
Democratic Commissioners Rebecca Kelly Slaughter and Alvaro Bedoya say they will challenge their firings.

Idk nigga JPow is higher up the food chain than Merit Systems Protection Board.

Has Scott Bessent tried jump starting the bonds and give them a nice push? might work

we are doing really well

What metric is he using for this? Surely this well thought out policy will have some KPIs he could show us?

didn't end up buying 40k worth of nike stock yesterday because i firmly believe today will be the bottom

Good point

q1

desu biden did that

all part of the plan

MAGA

Anon, that's what the image is but the body of the actual post doesn't mention eggs at all. I know 4channel might be a new thing for you but don't get distracted by the image

I wish that was true. Unfortunately it's smug eurofags like me stealing your money by betting against you.

I want off mr trumps wild ride

That first deal needs to be and look very good for the USA, and no country is biting

No, keep the funny printer man around. It would not be the same without JP.

Crab is an illusion

Hopefully, if there's a society after all this, they will make it illegal to run for president if you're over the retirement age.

buying a stock that's been in free-fall for a year now

the first circuit breaker snaps today

it's signed

Does exciting mean volatility will go up? Or will we crab some more

Literally noone is excited by tariffs except the bears

good luck everyone

Is the dead cat manifesting visually bullish or bearish

I wish but this market is scarily crabby right now.

so they can use your money as their personal debit card. migiht as well buy philippine stocks lol

Its time

Here we go

NEW

kinda early because i will be busy trading
migrate when ready

Mumus can't even begin to conceive how hard it'll dump today

But you're clearly a smart guy. You did that 2 weeks ago, right?

I am not smart guy, my brother is and that is what he did with precious metal, but way earlier.

Are you people actually stupid or just pretending? How the fuck can any corporate bankrupcies that happened already in Q1 be possibly Trump's fault? The tariff shit happened less than 2 weeks ago.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

crabbish

I read the stars and the stars told me it's all crab

Idk nigga JPow is higher up the food chain than Merit Systems Protection Board.

IDK Federal Election Commission sounds pretty important. In my country the Judiciary picks those authorities and they can't be remove by the Executive.

Filipino gold mines, you say?
Thanks, Anon. I'll look into it.

I didn't say a single word about Trump, politics, or government. I literally quoted Fox News.

Very exciting folks it’s going to be big

ALL
IN

And I replied to a person who replied to your post with "MAGA, all part of the plan", implying that what you posted is somehow Trump's fault.

PUTS???

I assume he will announce the first deal with another country, making markets rally as they realize he's going to be lowering tariffs across the board country by country and allowing him to save face. I love the President but this was his biggest fuck-up of all time, and a trickle of lower-tariff-deals is his only way forward if he wants to repair the damage done.

He already tariffed canada and mexico before. Also the threat of tariffs raises prices today

the image is related

Go back to zzz

PPI is down. What does it mean? Recession?

So are things pretty much at a stalemate?
Or in other words...
...well...
N.E.H.

GLOBAL

RECESSIONARY

DEFLATE

Pre-tariff data, irrelevant, that's why it's crabbing

Would have been bullish if no tariffs (more rate cut chances). But as is, it's pretty meaningless whole scenario's changed.

and misattributes causes and effects (e.g., eggs and tariffs).

Not for the reason anon was trying to misattribute it as.
Eggs are farm products but not all farm products are eggs

None of that would have had any impact whatsoever on companies that had filed for bankrupcy in Q1 this year. No company goes belly-up in a matter of weeks or even months just because of tariff talk without any actual implementation of tariffs at the time. They would have had to go through years of hardship and struggle before filing for bankrupcy.

I doubt there's ever been such insane trading as what's going on with tsla right now. The company is dead in europe and china, and it's pumping even when spy is red.

No.

messy ass bananas opening as
Usual

It’s legitimate, organic, trading. It’s good and nothing to worry about.

There’s no market magic here. Just disruption, political fallout, and inefficiencies — all of which cost everyone, including taxpayers and consumers.

Did you not read the final sentence? Also the image? Fucking magatards

called it

Upside down batman

Little Awoo, thats not how this works. That's not how this works at all.