/smg/ - Stock Market General

The stock market was still rising until Jan 20th, so treasury yields being higher is normal then.
It's a big problem when stocks are dumping AND bonds are being sold

I hate incels

yes hello dollar how are you doing

Go show em Xi, depict trump as a soijack.

125 TARIFF ON AMERIKKKA

tariffs are set pretty much meaningless levels already and are a de facto trade embargo

Xi just raised it for the love of the game

Kinda based ngl.

America on China - 145%

China on America - 125%

Trump still winning by 20%.

ONE BILLION TARIFF ON CHAYNA

>Xi just raised it for the love of the game

I think hes baiting american re-engagement

Why do you hate yourself anon? That's bad for your mental health

Good buying day today after the initial panic selling is over.

wait until trump wakes up

kys tranime incel faggot

all the relevant companies will be spared from tarifs

What is the end game for this. Now that China is raising to 125% Tariffs then what happens to the market? What even does that mean for supply chains. explain in simple terms like i am your retarded stepson

lovely green day today

He's seeing if he could get trump to blink again with the dollar crashing.

The number stopped mattering at 104%. That is an untenable percentage and necessitates quick negotiations or counter counter retaliatory etc. Point being it's already high enough that US/China trade is on the skids pending some kind of truce. So any

no u! 125

n-no U! 150

no no no U 200

is completely meaningless. Increasing level of shit not being traded that wasn't being traded before.

More than 100% tariffs = trade embargo, I love you stepson, even if you are not the smartest.

China and the US have basically just decided to never trade with each other at all

275 percent two-way tariff.
US isn't buying anything from China any time soon, we're not exporting anything to them either. No company is every going to pay those tariffs.

It's clear from the recent escalation that Xi thinks Trump will flinch first based on him deciding on an even further escalation.
It's about ego and national prestige now, whoever backs down first is the world's greatest coward.

lovely green day today

would be a shame if something would happen to it

It's not gonna be China that's for sure at this point

GREAT TIME TO SELL!!! DJT

No.

China Raises Tariffs on US to 125% and Says It Won’t Go Higher (Bloomberg)

This will be bullish.

Trump humilation ritual in 3....2....1

Can you please explain what a trade embargo would mean in simple terms. Like don't use big economic mumbo jumbo. Also what does that mean for supply chains?

The tariffs are just hypothetical numbers right now. So what does 125% Chinese tariffs mean in practical terms right now...and is that subject to change?

It's also so complex and I am not able to digest it all because I was inbred....my parents are a son and father so my dad fucked his mom and got her pregnant with me so I have some cognitive issues that prevent me from understanding the downstream, practical implications of the tariff chicken game being played between Trump admin and China

the leaders of the world's 2 greatest economic powers are doing playground-tier WELL I SAID INFINITY+1 games whilst the world economy watches in abject horror

Bros this timeline is the funniest shit ever.

It means that the US and China are straight up not trading with each other anymore until the situation changes.

No company is going to be willing to pay those tariffs, it would be economically unviable.
This is now entirely a game of 'who's gonna bitch out first and look like a wimp on the global stage'.

Expect both China and the USA to try various methods to increase trade with other countries and trading blocks to compensate as they both try desperately to outlast each other in what seems like it's going to be a long, drawn out bloodbath of a trade war.

So just buy when vix is at 50+ and you never lose lmao

it's over

JUST IN - China raises tariffs on U.S. imports to 125%.

x.com/disclosetv/status/1910608374678376480

Guess it is time to short apple and tesla again.

explain what a trade embargo would mean in simple terms

you know how before there was buying and selling of goods? well now there aint

how long until 200?

american exports to china becoming more expensive doesn't have a big impact, but trump's retaliation to 200% does

trade embargo

It means what it is. Embargo means block to all trade. A tariff above 100% for ALL industry amounts to a total halt of all trade, a trade embargo.

what does that mean for supply chains?

Hope to God you weren't relying on china for any essential components and can't stomach the cost, because if you were, good night.

It's also so complex and I am not able to digest it all because I was inbred

Don't worry so are the president of the United States AND Xi judging from this shit.

Thanks for the simple explanation. China and USA are huge trade partners so it seems untenable to shift supply chains rapidly away from China. Does that mean the cost of goods sold will go up massively in coming months?

Can't tell if threatening to invade Taiwan or saying it's time to start talking

Imagine how much cheap chinese crap is gonna get dumped into the ocean

A tariff above 100% for ALL industry amounts to a total halt of all trade, a trade embargo.

Not how a tariff works but slay

it's pretty funny and all but can the dollar stop shitting the bed so much?
it's eating away my gold/JPY profits

Does that mean the cost of goods sold will go up massively in coming months?

Not all goods, but you can expect consumer electronics and plastics (as well as some textiles) ballooning in price. Ironically you'd be more fucked if you did this with Europe since we export a lot of food.

just calling, not reraising, is a sign of strength and bearish

Sometimes I think you guys would really benefit from learning how to actually gamble.

Eh, depends how much it'd cost to get from elsewhere or if that's even possible.
Cheap Chinese shit at 100+% tariffs is still kinda doable.

Cable cost $1 to buy - You sell it for $60

Cable now costs $2 to buy - You sell it for $60 / $62 / $120

well the threat of economic collapse from the US if they invaded just got invalided.
so risk of china/taiwan war way higher (plus obvious escalation)

If the tariffs continue?
Yes, the costs will go up massively.
Expect some products to simply stop being sold in the US at all for a while too, as the company will not be willing to pay the import tariffs (specifically applies to products that are made in China, where the company making it does not have any other factories in other countries).

Not how a tariff works but slay

Hence why I said "amounts to". If NO one can afford to trade, it might as well be the same as no trade at all.
Lol yeah, as if they'd bulk buy with these in place.

I see it in the sense of; "We won't continue this pointless tariff increase, but there will be other consequences".

Does it make sense for the USA to be doing this? If the goal is to bring jobs and industry back to the USA, then why are we doing all of this tariff stuff?

The market will give back most of the rest of its 10% boom from 2 days ago today.

Ever heard of price competition? You ain't getting that high of a markup for very long if your brand is not Apple

Sometimes I think you guys would really benefit from learning how to actually gamble.

Im very good at gambling. Thats true. You dont want to show dominance until the end with strength

Will this pressure industry to come to America? Will this benefit the American economy and middle / lower classes?

anon... I...

Does it make sense for the USA to be doing this?

What tariffing china? Sure. They were doing it already.

If the goal is to bring jobs and industry back to the USA, then why are we doing all of this tariff stuff?

This is a cock measuring contest now, politics don't matter anymore, Trump is feeling big dick and we're all along for the ride.

Chyna's economy will suffer a downturn casue they can't sell shit, reduction in buying power due to currency devaluation, wage stagnation.
America's economy will suffer higher prices, higher interest rates, market contraction leading to higher unemploymet - i.e staglfation.

The goal (in theory) is to encourage/force companies to build factories for manufacturing somewhere else (ideally in the US).
In practice it's more just an attack on the other nation's economy (a two-pronged attack though, as tariffs have a 'backfire effect' on your own economy as well).

Meanwhile in reality nothing ever happens

If NO one can afford to trade, it might as well be the same as no trade at all.

Special things only sourced in china will probably still be bought and theyll eat the cost and pass it in things like machinery

Will this pressure industry to come to America?

The US doesn't want cheap chinese plastic spewer factories. So no. What'll happen is that china routes goods through Cambodia and Vietnam and the deficit with Vietnam and the gang gets even larger as those who can afford it rush to relocate.

The idea is to make it equally/less profitable to have production outside the country than to have it onshore. The problem is that this is getting out of hand and the extremity of it is probably just going to make companies downsize and wait for Trump to leave the white house.

You think the skeleton crew we got left at the ports is gonna enforce tariffs? Lmao thats too much work.

You guys are so fucking retarded
Its not 1997 anymore lol
Good night

Special things only sourced in china

That's mostly raw resources, china has very few developed essential components. It'll be easier and less expensive to buy rare earths and shit from south america in the short term.

Will this pressure industry to come to America

Unlikely, more likely companies will build factories in some other nation with low wages and lower tariffs (assuming Trump doesn't reinstate the bigger tariffs he was previously threatening).

benefit the American economy and middle/lower class

Definitely not. This is going to suck infinite dick for the American lower and middle classes, everything will get more expensive, any factory jobs that do return to the US (which will be very few) will be low-paid (as factory jobs tend to be).

Okay thanks for the breakdown. This helps me understand the "offensive" part of the operation as it is damaging China. The thing is - how much is this damaging China? Can you guys elaborate on why exactly this impacts China so badly
(if it does at all, assuming USA didn't misfire in this trade war).

Its a sign of weakness, and very bullish.
if that were the case and he was paying tricks, he would have checked, which is allowed in this game.
he's not trying to appear weaker than he is, he's trying to appear as strong as he is able while he can't afford to actually escalate.

it's bullish. it's the weakest move which is politically possible for him at the moment.

NOPE it's friendshoring to latin america

Sirs why are the futures red

Oh jesus oh fuck oh god does someone have the reviewbrah gif where he's panicking cause that's me right now

you Niggers will always be late and outdated.
nobody will give a shit and a piss about this.
buy when tariffs news hit THE FIRST TIME or leave it, bitchnigger.

this mf thinks he will have a buying opportunity on some lame ass tariffs news. yawn.

geg can't believe a 'teen predicted this shithow 3 months ago

How much this will impact China will depend on whether other trading blocks come in to absorb some of the lost trade opportunities.

I mentioned it in my earlier post but you can expect both China and the US to be using various methods to try and strengthen or secure increased trade with other countries to ease the pain and try to outlast each other economically.

how much will it hurt china

It's the equivalent of throwing a flash bang in a room but you (America) have thing polarized glasses and really shitty ear protection while china doesn't.

now entirely a game of 'who's gonna bitch out first and look like a wimp on the global stage'.

Trump will cuck. Asiatic cultures only care about saving face - they'll eat an ox cart full of shit if it let's them claim victory. And since chinkies are a commie dictatorship with a supreme ruler, it doesn't really matter how many starve. On the other hand mutts throw a shitfit if the Mcslop shop raises prices 5 cents on their deep-fried avocado.

China is facing decreased growth with debt piling up and a potential deflationary spiral.
reuters.com/world/china/chinas-consumer-prices-extend-declines-march-2025-04-10/

That's mostly raw resources, china has very few developed essential components

You clearly dont have experience in machinery if you believe this. Ask someone that does if you dont believe me.

US Dollar index falls to lowest level in three years

Doesn't China have much more leverage here since Trump has a clusterfuck of a retarded administration that is eroding soft power while China is finally getting good press on the world stage (Tiktoks about how nice their cities are) and countries will likely want to trade more with them

Ohhh, yep. I guess I don't. Well, hopefully there's a plan... Lol?

don't you fags realise china saying "we won't raise tariffs further" is there to provide trump with an exit strategy? trump can now say "they gave up, thank you china for listening to us, we don't need to escalate this further" and lower tariffs back to 10%

consider Trump already cucked after a day on most of his tariffs and Navarro got mostly booted, I don't see this dick measuring contest continue for much longer

He's haunted by the ghost of Nixon now, there's no going back.

oh no things are getting hcepar for the averag chink consumer how will they ever survive

So, what you are saying is, Trump will cuck?

May as well not trade at this point. Having Chinese companies pay 125% extra and us companies pay 145% after is ridiculous

DXY below 100

how over is it for the dollar?

There's a difference though, Yurop are historic allies and were immediately willing to collaborate, CHYNA is literally his most hated enemy (at least how he presents them) and they immediately doubled down. We'll see what happens.

Sentiment dropping
Detecting dumps

Most companies have enough product already stashed to survive this 30 days of tariffs, we all know they arent lasting more than 30 days

Yes.
China has a massive advantage here, particularly because of Trumps global tariffs hurting international goodwill for the US.

If he had opened with just tariffing China, the US would be in a much stronger position right now. But he's pissed everyone off instead. Expect other countries to make deals with China over the US in most cases.

Even worse, chickening out on the international tariffs for 90 days has created a 3 month opportunity for those countries to negotiate deals with China.
This could end VERY badly for the US.

On literally NO NEWS??

bonds up

US dollar down hard

futes deep red

wait for all that before announcing 125%

Dare I say... masterfully done?
You either force Trump to swallow his pride or cause the US economy to meltdown.
Checkmate either way.

Futures

Deposit into USD from my yuro currency

Trump instantly devalues the dollar

Being - 50% ytd on red from his crashes wasnt enough, he wanted to subject me to max pain and make the rest of my portfolio worth even less

Is China side raising to 125% no news?

If he had opened with just tariffing China, the US would be in a much stronger position right now.

Genuinely why didn't he do that? That would've done wonders for his image. There's barely any worthwhile manufacturing in Europe and all the rest to onshore it's all in fucking china.

both sides will cuck but present this as a victory, take 125% for instance; china can say they acted like the adult in the room by preventing further escalation, trump can say they gave up, he won and the chinese caved

Is a political suicide.
He wont make a deal now. Until he gets the last tariff otherwise even the gop would call him weak.
I think is a mistake from china but also cant blame them as Donald Trump is an awful negotiator.

DXY in a freefall holy shit

I'm in the same boat eurobro. Shit's fucked.

that was priced in years ago

China raised tariffs to 125%

Trump will say they gave up and lower his to 10% (+20% = 30%?)

Uh?

4h chart looks even worse

Tariffs were like 20-0 last week

Honestly, Xi is unfathomably based. I was programed to hate him, but I love him more and more.

Okay it's not green today, but it will be green tomorrow. Trust the plan.

Just put the 800 limit back for tariffs on chinese goods. At least some small business would be able to survive.

Priced. In.
Full. Stop.
End. Of. Discussion.

I told my father for years NOT TO PUT MONEY IN USD, since like 2018 when it was starting to become obvious this is going to happen and thankfully he listened finally. You shouldn't have done this after Covid.

Small businesses dont make me money. Let them all die

His advisor Nevarro I think is responsible here. He seems to have convinced Trump that the US could transition to a producer economy by initiating global tariffs.

Navarro hates the US being a service economy, he wanted US to become like China in terms of manufacturing.
Of course, this was a pipe-dream and using tariffs to try and force it was a terrible idea.

TLDR: Immense incompetence from a delusional boomer trying to return America to 'the good old days' when 80 percent of people worked in mines or factories in the 1920s.

Deflation means people won't invest because it's better to simply hold their fiat. It means businesses lose money because their products decrease in price but their debts don't.

Bullish!

euro on a 3 year high

I AM having a good time Mr. President!

1 million tariffs

TOTAL
USD
DEATH

doont believe the jews and their lies

I can understand wanting to bring back manufacturing, since in case with war with china you don't want to depend on them. Being self-sufficient is valuable from a geopolitic point of view

I famously buy the top and I've just bought a load of gold miners stocks.

Sorry for starting the dip guys

Where the fuck did that guy come from?
I never heard of him

there's a difference between bringing back critical manufacturing and completely eliminating your global trade deficits as the largest consumer nation on earth

Occasional deflation might be okay, but constant deflation will lead to that. China's bonds offer very low rates, not because of demand, but because there is very little opportunity for growth elsewhere.

You haven't lost untill you sell. I'm waiting for it to got 0.65 against the Euro so i can buy pad out my wallet. At some point the retard will be wrangled and i can make a small profit selling on the bounce.

Guys, is it time to pull out of the us?

hell think of something clever, like "i'll raise tariffs to 200% BUT put the 800 dollar limit back in place, because otherwise it would hurt american consumers" and china says to their people "trump is signalling he wants to cave in, so we'll go there and make a deal" and both sides will be happy and both of their nationalists can perform mental gymnastics about how they won

WELCOME TO CAMP NAVARRO

from this

japanbros i kneel

Pulling out is not a safe anticonceptive method

What's stopping companies from just exporting to places like Vietnam and then to US?

It's china doing it...

market throwing out babies with the bathwater

yup I think I am gonna start slurping today.

A 40-year-old woman in Mexico has given birth to the world’s first baby conceived through an AI-powered IVF procedure.

This is the first time an AI system has performed all 23 steps of the ICSI procedure — including sperm selection and injection — without human hands.

Latina fucked and 100% bred by a robot

Video

If it's all priced in the the market should skyrocket 4000 points today

So lutnick was definitely getting fired, maybe navarro too.
Bessent is literally a bonds guy. If things continue like this trump will back down and he's getting fired as well.

shitdoin completely unbothered when funds could easily dump it all now if they were genuinely worried by the news

FAKE

DUMP

everyone knows Navarro is one of the greatest economists of our time, maybe ever
t.

be honest with me biz, are the tariffs actually doing anything? at this point it just seems like a dick measuring contest for the sake of having one

should I panic buy all my gacha packs in jpy before usd tanks even further

Plunge Protection team reporting, WE NEED BACKUP

buying fake money for fake pngs

The are killing the country

Do people actually believe tesla and nvidia will drop to 50

Zero chance (okay, not zero, but very low).

which CHADen was already doing with his EV, chips, and other high tech tariffs, and EU/Canada were joining us. But Donny just had to come in a take a huge diarrhea on everyone. Now Canada hates us, EU is dropping their tariffs on Chinese EVs, and Taiwan knows US is openly trying to strongarm it to give up TSMC and will be very guarded in every future deal they make with us

when tigers fight, the wise monkey sits and observes.

Gonna drop my massive euro balls on nvdia when eur usd reaches 2

lol

topkek the EUR/USD doing yet another +2%
It's fucking game over.

I hope you enjoyed making your gaming rig for $2000, because now it's almost double.

my dad fucked his mom and got her pregnant with me

That's hot

Not only will they be $50, but they'll be $50 after a reverse split

don't know about you but i just converted all my USD to JPY
this might be the bottom but things look really ugly for USD right now

China is not wrong
They will just use other methods maybe dumping bonds

I´m throbbing at the thought.

EVROPA

Oh yea? How about infinity tariffs then.

china residents won't buy American goods

Based

Will today be bear season or crabs again?

He got recommended by expert Ron Vara

Dam there is good chance for good money depending on what the fanta man does.
But not sure what options he has to pump anymore

No, time to creampie.

VGH... EVROPA

trade with the chinese banned

I am seriously considering doing the needful....

start green end red, xi and frens going to ruin orange menace's golf weekend
honestly probably crab midday because of some random truth social ramble just before breaker

streamable.com/jk4mth

The FUCK is wrong with you Burgers? I seriously mean it.

hopium fent and vibes economy

Wait a sec, that guy looks like Retarrdo!

Looking forward to another random pump out of nowhere thanks to truth social ramblings

wait a minute if dollar goes down and euro goes up doesnt that mean america's gdp in dollars also drops? so something like germany ovetaking america in gdp per capita this year possible?

I need a small pump and im going back to paper trading, fucking hell

holy shit it’s actually an unironic cult

Watch trump realize that China can dump treasuries at any time and he declares himself the winner, drops tariff to 10%

United statians are weird and cringe

United statians

redditors who write this are retarded and shitskinny

U.S. Military Removes Commander of Greenland Base After Vance Visit

Although the military did not say why the colonel had been dismissed, it said it would not tolerate any subversion of President Trump’s agenda.

I wonder if another Greenland takeover chimpout would make shit go even redder.

We live in crazy times frens

I'm an ethnic Swedish man though, you sound mad

No, GDP is simply given in dollar values so GDP measured in dollars will just go up for everyone. President Trump is a genius

based trump gonna try crimea trick, the approval raitings will be sky high and golden age will come

Good morning everyone, I will once again be purchasing Rheinmetall, as it's on the 2-day cycle of boom bust for no reason as a non-exporter to either China or the USA and is already essentially locked in with government money for the next decade

ethnic Swedish

he literally looks like the picture he is hitting lmao

You on the right

are there even any burgers itt? go to sleep you fucking idiot this shit is going to be every day for weeks

I had to wake up at 5 am to go wagecuck lol

I respect the hustle

God it's like the real world is Anon Babble

it's over

were so back

it's over

were so back

it's over

Currently unemployed and depressed

We voluntarily fuck ourselves in the ass and explode. You guys need muslims and africans to do it for you. We are not the same.

We're laughing at it, but it's exactly where it's going. What the US is doing right now is the textbook example of headlong flight. It'll 100% happen. The NPC opinion is getting programmed for it, and they'll call you NPC if you don't agree. We've seen that shit time and time again thorough History, and even just a few years ago.

I just hit fud fatigue

I got some injuries that prevent sleeping properly so I'm awake until I'm exhausted

I work 12-4:30 most days but Friday and Saturday I get the “privilege” of going in early but the job is easy as shit and the customers are all nice so w/e

Why did the xinnie the wooh have to say something today
It was perfectly green the way it was

Not injury related but I used to have bad insomnia when NEET or working low hours and going back to work a 35 hour week genuinely fixed it I’m out like a light now. Your case is probably more severe though so I’m sorry anon

CHINA'S MINISTRY OF COMMERCE: WILL IGNORE FURTHER U.S. TARIFF NUMBER GAMES

Come on they're prattically begging Trump to keep this stupid game.

Looks like alibaba and jd are going to begin switching their massive exports to domestic focus announced this morning

I have insomnia issues aswell which are only covered up by an insane amount of supplements, medication and caffeine.

The crisis is LITERALLY over. Why are people still panicking, I don't get it?

what are bond yields

what is the eurodollar

Nigger.

pulled out of American stocks entirely

load up on euros, oil, Chinese tech ETFs, second rate European defense companies, value stocks in secondary Asian economies

Will I make it?

The decoupling has begun

Cozy, at least you're getting pre-adapted to Evro time
Don't be sad anon, rember happy day

usa pre market dropping

tesla on the rise

NOOOOO, MY SHORTS

AcTcHuAlLy, tHe CrISis Is LiTeRAlLy OvEr

The big and beautiful EURO ladies and gentleman

What Chinese etfs are you buying?
I want to see if my broker offers them

It's so surreal and kind of cathartic seeing normalfags being subjected to the kind of shit we've gone through for YEARS with the shitcoin markets
Words cannot express how glad I am that I don't even trade anymore, it took too many years off my lifespan with the stress

Quick reminder the first wave of this shit isn't even over. wait for the second wave, that will involve banks, funds, insurers and so on systemic to the financial system having skeletons on their closets suddenly becoming alive and kicking.

FUTURES GOING GREEM FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

to be fair, the commander should've kept her mouth (or hand I guess) shut. Military isn't some democracy, it needs to be absolutely loyal and mechanical, at the very least, in appearance to the chief commander. I dunno what's with ameritards and lack of professionalism in all careers where they always need to express their politics and activism.

How? Didn't china just increase the tariffs again?

Retards

pls daddy don't TRVTH NVKE me again

Okay i won't kid

Thanks daddy

TRVTH NVKE YOU LITTLE BITCH

I don't even know what to do anymore, some shit I'm watching or invested into seems to pump and dump almost daily at this point, then some others just freeze.

How is shit like IVV and VOO looking in the longterm? It's a pretty comfy low price currently but I really wonder how long the recovery will take to reach 2024 levels.

Same, but at least it's for $119k a year, so I can deal with the 5am wake up I guess.

I'm not having that. The work I do is stressful and I struggle to fall asleep despite being tired. Even exercising doesn't seem to make me tired enough.

yes but in the same breath they said we're done increasing further because numbers beyond these levels are meaningless

Commander, we need you to start ploting the groenland's invasion

that's retarded

YOU'RE FIRED

what a shitshow desu

wait until orange wake up and chimp out

this is why market open is too retarded, it basically has had no bearing on where stocks will end on the day, I literally do think it's big boys setting up retail milk them because they can't trade options or even limits and will get whiplashed to death

Xi Jinping calls on European Union to jointly 'resist' 'coercion'

Chinese President Xi Jinping on Friday called on the European Union to join China in "resisting" "any form of unilateral coercion." Chinese state news agency Xinhua reports that.
“China and the European Union should assume their international responsibilities, jointly protect economic globalization and the international business environment, and jointly resist any form of unilateral coercion,” it sounded.
The statement cannot be read as anything other than a response to U.S. President Trump's aggressive trade policies. On Wednesday, he may have pressed the pause button on most import tariffs, including those on the European Union, but China is still subject to a sky-high 145 percent tariff.
Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez is visiting China on Friday to strengthen mutual ties. “We need mutually beneficial relations and must promote balanced trade and investment,” Sánchez said before the meeting began.

People are hoping, coping, begging that Blorrmpphfff does SOMETHING

futures nearly green again

shitcoin stable

dollar rebounding

Inverse Anon Babble sentiment will always be the play

frog also straddling bant and biz smg

this is the most fun I've had on here in ages

Oh he will

Cope levels are off thr charts
Ultra bull trap

Nobody in Gina is going to buy American products at more than double the cost

I am thinking that, getting too excited about the end times

Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world -1Q84, Murakami

It could be anything

Hedge funds offloading short positions

institutional funds offloading long positions

Retail is just retarded and tries to interpret the market as if green plus yellow equals red ornwhatver the fuck

I'm here for the show and the money (optionnal)

Please god please god please give him a reason to destroy Europe.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
They have it coming so bad.
No one's ever deserved it more.
Please let them collude pease.

Must be hard being American right now, stocks are dying, USD is dying. Just stack BTC and ammo I guess.

t. Eurochad

as always
buy high, sell low

MIGAtards hate guns now

neither the us or china can afford to be rough with europe no matter how delicate they are, they're fucked enough just tariffing each other. The USA would lose another 3rd of its imports and china would lose another 3rd of it's exports while Europe can still jump the economic fence onto the other side if someone pushes them

EUR / USD is +10% YTD, just sayin'
Eurostoxx50 YTD is -3.2%
S&P500 YTD is -10.2%

Even though the EUR/USD pair doing that should've made the EUROSTOXX50 go like -13% and the S&P500 go 0%
It's fucking grim.

Retarrdo will probably tell Trump to tariff Europe aswell because globohomo something something.

Europe is the kingmaker now our consumer market will be the gambit between US and China

Go ahead, buy in...

the trve art of doing something so slowly it doesnt matter anymore and you end up somehow winning

BVSED EVROPA

he didn't have firends in hs

he doesn't understand how relationship dynamics work at a micro scale, and thus can't understand how they work on a macro sclae

Chad and brad will beat eahother up, shake hands, and then team up on the dork third wheel.

This is not strictly for stocks only but how do people liquidate these hugely inflated assets?
Lots of people have so much money on paper but how do you liquidate all this shit?
Pic related is for homes but literally every asset chart looks like this.

if only he didn't attack long held allies, and throw away generations of good will with europe. Watch for China stepping up rhetoric chastising Russia, and soft assistance to Ukraine.

post FAGMAN long positions mr armchair psychology man

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!

Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,

und freudenvollere.

Freude!

Freude, schöner Götterfunken

Tochter aus Elysium

I'd like to thank our American allies for transferring economic hegemony

I really hope you genuinely feel that way, from all the euphoric posting it seems like you actually will do it, will try to play both sides.
I really hope so.
While you're politically retarded, it is going to be awesome to own a villa in the loire valley in 50 years at 80% off, and have several gaulish women polish my germanic cock every morning at 70 y/o.

NANI?

I miss when Trump just acted like a catty gay man on twitter.

game of hot potato

what's gonna happen to britain, japan and australia? can they benefit from all of this?

Isn't a weaker dollar something the Trump administration explicitly want?

I'm wondering how prices for shit like iPhones and cars will be affected globally.

A comfy time that I truly miss.

chinkies are a commie dictatorship with a supreme ruler

imagine saying this about the most megacapitalist country on earth
ishygddt

I thought it was bullish that trump called Xi his friend. I thought at that point trump was gonna gona say lol come on xi let's sort this out over some golf. I'm still holding onto that. I think Trump is finding an angle to get out of this and be the first to offer the olive branch.

PLEASE TRUMP

feels like the market is being dumb right now and expecting a china reprieve

Pre market says the additional China tariffs are looking good for Apple :)

I'm really wondering the same, on whether US companies will hike prices for US consumers to cover import costs but leave prices the same for the same products in other countries. It'd be bullshit to hike prices for other countries since the production price isn't increased and the tarrif only happens when it arrives in the US.

apple moved hundreds of tonnes of iphones from india to the US to avoid future tariff issues. perhaps supplies from china couldn't be moved fast enough. so they are hedging as much as possible

They don't since they're still subject to an extra 10% tariff if they want access to the US market.

Too bad there's also Hiro, Sanchez, William, and so on, in the equation.

They only want it implicitly for manufacturing, they haven't said they want a weaker dollar because it's terrible optics

Honestly all of this is making me bullish on Evropa for the first time in a long time but I'm still scared about amerijews black magic trickeries...there's no way they are this much retarded to just transfer their wealth to our economies right?

Why does currency exchange rates matter when everyone accepts dollars anyways

weaker currency when suddenly all imports are at least +10% to +145%

adding salt on the pain

intended effect

lmao, maybe it indeed is the intended effect. This sure will end well for inflation. I'll just make popcorn for the moment I'll see the WH burning under molotovs.

This poompa is looking pathetic already.

Why is Europe pumping what's the news?

they're gonna slurp up what the americans dont want anymore

cope

Seethe Anon Babbletroon. Cheeto us losing and you're scared. Disgraceful.

Dumb US futures are pumping like the cryptoscam it is, so everything pump. It's that simple.

It depends on what exactly. I'm slightly excited to see what happens with Euro car companies like BMW and Mercedes, since China is now moving towards their own domestic shitheaps and are taking away sales from Germans. It might actually mean they start designing cars with the Western tastes in mind and not the gaudy chink tastes they've been catering to decade.

Any chance we finally some circuit breakers going off today or is it nothingeverhappens once again?

100% in half a year

I fucking love Donnie Don Don

You now remember Trumpcoin

So many green IDs posting. What could it mean...

nothing

Uh oh, you jinxed it

You forgot the part of America's economy also suffering a downturn as well you sugar coating cope posting shill.

ah yes the Evropean bull, with its uh its uhm, PROMISING EV SECTOR! wait no that ins't it. ah yes ITS AI DOMINANCE (with agents that will put all its application based SAAS out of business soon)... shit wait no erm... ITS GOT A FOOT IN ON THE SPACE RACE!!!... ah damn wait they're shit at that too...OIL, THE FUTURE... wait no uh uh uh...DRUG DISCOVERY... shit no AI is specifically promised to have maximum capability/sutiability on that front.... uhm fuck guys I forget what does europe have again exactly?

Trump won bigly. He has the biggest most beautiful number, it's incredible folks

butthurt much?

uhm fuck guys I forget what does europe have again exactly?

White people.

The Chinese economy makes sense to me. They make products and sell them. Isn't there something to be said for fundamentals?
Meanwhile, I'm an American electrical engineer who makes less than Uber Eats drivers. Obviously I'm self-interested and everyone always wants to make more money, but there is something eerie about that.

Trump has broken a lot of people's brains to the point tariffs = winning

Infrastructure huge ports pharma and industrial capacity that and ofcourse lots and lots of white people not cornsyrup fed

You forgot the part of America's economy also suffering a downturn

What is "Stagflation" for 500 Alex?

MUH CHINA

completely ignores the effects this trade war will have on America

$.02 has been deposited in your account

Oh the congress got a step closer to passing the tax break bill, maybe we are turning positive on that news

What are some good EVROPA investments ? Rheinmetall ?

I'm an American electrical engineer who makes less than Uber Eats drivers

Sincerely, how? This literally shouldn't be possible. Do you live in the middle of nowhere? Get to a real city, but not one that's too big. Think Charlotte, Dallas, Phoenix, etc. Easier said than done but wow, if you're actually making less than an Uber Eats driver you're doing yourself a disservice right now by sticking to what you're doing where you are.

passing the tax break bill

Income tax abolition or some bullshit $2,000 tax break like Republicans pass every time they get elected?

Indra systemas

It's a tax break (for rich people)

The FUCK is wrong with Anon Babble's antispam algo. This get detected as spam, meanwhile third world shitposters like vSGxEmhs are here in this very thread.

Pharma is going bye bye yurocuck.
AI will not caused the human race to ascend to the next sphere, but one thing it genuinely is going to be extremely good at is putting tradpharma out of bidness.
Other than that, you have a bunch of massive inefficient public utilities and oil.
You're dinosaurs waiting for a ball of highly accelerated iron,
And the moment is close at hand.

is it over yet?

I work for a Fortune 200 company. I make about $4000 a month after taxes. Maybe people are misleading me about how much Uber Eats drivers make but they said it wasn't that rare for them to make $5k-6k a month. I've heard similar stories about servers in restaurants, I guess people are very generous with their tips or something.

drug discovery

The only thing Europe is actually good at but you're spot on about everything else. They have tons of useless, uncompetitive businesses nurtured by their closed market and government subsidies.

AI won‘t do shit.

How are ghibli filters and hyperealistic dinosaurs going to cure my flu

Have fun in the coal mine bro

Tipping culture was a mistake.
Hopefully GLP1 get cheaper soon so that everyone gets on them and restaurants and fast food die out.

Can you burgers control you reserve currency? some of us foreigners are holding dollars

Does anyone have tips on how to convert large amounts of USD into a foreign currency without getting screwed by unfavorable exchange rates?

Investor

If I spend 5 dollars at mcdonalds would that help

buying and selling dugs

nurtured by their closed market and government subsidies.

Unironically that's perfectly tailored to resist the global trade environment, kek

Maybe people are misleading me about how much Uber Eats drivers make

They are. During the height of the pandemic, they could make $5,000 to $6,000 a month easily in a major urban center. That was a given. But as someone who worked both DoorDash and UberEats for two years my income was only ever around $1,600 or $1,800 a month after gas. The Faustian bargain these platforms give you is to tear up your car in exchange for the equivalent of $12 an hour after what you pay in gas. Maybe in San Francisco or Los Angeles they can make that much money, but certainly not anywhere else.

The ones who do taxi service (Uber, Lyft) make more money than the food people and I have spoken to people who make $5k doing that.

I'm being serious. I need to convert about 1MM USD into GBP to buy some property and am worried about getting screwed or scammed.

vSGxEmhs

Just ctrl+f'd and wow. Every Indian IP should be automatically redirected to fucking bharatchan.

You are a literal retard.

makes no sense if you are not comparing hourly pay

Uhhh is spy short squeezing some hedge fund right now

There is no magic method, you go to a legal place like a bank to prevent being scammed

something like wise.com?

$1,000,000 U.S.D.

For a transaction that big wouldn't you want to have a reputable real estate lawyer or reputable financial advisor to walk you through the process?

Yes of course.
You know the Chinese, natural allies of people who want 24 months of maternity leave, 8 weeks paid vacation (compounding) and have no historical bone to pick with Europe at all! They're a laid back, easy going, sympathetic people! YOLO is their national moto!

reputable lawyer

well that's a quick way to not have $1,000,000 anymore

He should use Western Union!

Do you think Xi is demanding that Europe abolish maternity leave as a condition to trade?

Why pay a professional when you can get financial and legal advice from some retard on Anon Babble for free?

Damn. I just want a good exchange rate.
Probably, yeah. There's a currency exchange specialty company partnered with the mortgage broker I'm using that's been trying to contact me, but anything related to transfer of funds inherently stresses me out, so I haven't picked up the phone.

Yes

they said it wasn't that rare for them to make $5k-6k a month

I am both sorry and happy to inform you that you were being baited by plebbitors, bad faith posters here, and straight up liars. The only people to make that much money from tips are like, bottle girls and strippers in NYC. On busy weekends I've known bartenders and other tipped workers to bring home anywhere from $100 to 400 depending on the night and the amount of staff, but it's highly inconsistent. It's also just plain miserable work that everyone quits after a couple years max for a reason.

Maybe there are some fringe cases of Uber Eats drivers making that much, but they'd be driving literally every waking hour and only making hundreds in tips on holidays. The average uber eats driver is shit at their job and doesn't get tipped much if at all because they usually don't know English, get directions wrong, or literally steal the food. Meanwhile, you have actual job security, (presumably) a healthcare plan, and room for promotions. Don't beat yourself up man. You're winning.

You don't get good exchange rates, you suck it up for wherever you are buying in to.

How are we feeling Danone bros ?

I think that the only people who would allow our wife Europe to get away with the standard of living she does is us.
But its long been time to file for divorce.

tsla's green in premarket trading

I'm wondering if it's because he's been publicly going against the orange overlord lately.

You do realize that a lawyer can legally serve as an agent on your behalf and handle the whole process for you, right? You can hire a reputable real estate lawyer or an established law firm to handle everything, and explain to you in human terms "if we do this transfer, this is how much GBP you're going to get".

It would probably take the stress off of you just to give the process to someone else.

TSLA is green

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THOUGHT SHORTING WAS THE ANSWER, SAVE ME BOBO

youtu.be/_inLPjqmSeE

it’s red now, chill

Things tend to lean green in the morning.

in the morning

You mean before Trump opening his mouth

Wells Fargo quarterly results, a miss 20.1b vs 20.75b

JPMorgan chase beat 46b vs 44.11b

Yes, plus the fact that lots of buys are put in beforehand to go through at market open

The Chinese menace is destroying our way of life!!!

Meanwhile no one is doing a faster job of that than European officials themselves

JPMorgan chase beat 46b vs 44.11b

It'll take nuclear war for JPM to get fucked

Insiders are buying

Chinese President Xi Jinping on Friday called on the European Union to join China in "resisting" "any form of unilateral coercion." Chinese state news agency Xinhua reports that.

“China and the European Union should assume their international responsibilities, jointly protect economic globalization and the international business environment, and jointly resist any form of unilateral coercion,” it sounded.

just 4 weeks ago, he was saying europe is the source all bad things that have ever happened in the world, because they briefly considered some taiwan stuff kek
I'm sure they'll forget that diplomatic about face

hmm

How do you know??

Isn't a weaker dollar something the Trump administration explicitly want?

yes, they have said openly that's what they want, and trump has said it many times
That's the plan

AI is a meme. It will never be real intelligence or acquire problem solvig skills because only ensouled beings have rationality.

just 4 weeks ago, he was saying europe is the source all bad things that have ever happened in the world

Source?

Dassault, Thales, Airbus

no I think it's more because he's been shutting the hell up lately in terms of public appearance.

because only ensouled beings have rationality.

Have you actually talked to the average person

It's an economic disaster you dunce.

this stock run on pure jeet hopium at this point

Intuition

ah damn wait they're shit at that too...OIL, THE FUTURE... wait no uh uh uh

the green energy scam has to be a CIA plot to weaken europe, truly
It's so effective, and they think it's their idea. They get to be so smug and condescending... it's perfect.
Europe being a nation of liberal progressives is like the ultimate con. You get them to do it to their selves

Maybe people are misleading me about how much Uber Eats drivers make but they said it wasn't that rare for them to make $5k-6k a month.

You have been greatly, seriously mislead, and your common sense should have clued you into this
No, uber eats drivers are not making 72,000 dollars a year.

Cope and seethe.
Gloat while you can.
The promised hour aproacheneth.

That was a Russian plot, as green memewindmills means you are now dependent to natgas for when there's no fucking wind, but okay, nice projecting as usual

If dubs he lifts china tariffs today

Source?

I don't remember, you should google it
the EU or I forget who, was briefly considered some taiwan thing, and china (as always) got extremely butthurt and then declared that europe was dead to them

That was a Russian plot, as green memewindmills means you are now dependent to natgas for when there's no fucking wind, but okay, nice projecting as usual

yeah I know russia was pushing that shit in germany really hard, and it worked out wonderfully for them. Germany did something really really stupid
Got rid of their nuclear
started buying electricity from france, which is 80% nuclear
Got rid of their other power plants, went wind and solar
turns out wind and solar don't work too good when the wind doesn't blow and the sun doesn't shine, WHO KNEW!!!
So they made coal plants to cover the difference for baseload
and started buying more energy from russia

It made energy more expensive, hurt the environment more, was a geopolitical mistake.... it was like the worst decision in every area.
but the green energy scam has been festering in europe for a long long time. That's not all russia doing.

Don't know anon, perhaps hiroshima nagasaki doesn't like europoors like me joking about the demise of the american hegemony

Why would anybody buy Tesla? I just don't see the future for this company. Elon completely destroyed its reputation, china tariffs will hit them hard, all self driving and robot promises are clearly bullshit that will never happen. Are people just being retarded at this point?

blackrock also beat their estimate: $11.30 vs $11.14 EPS estimate

Based

Lesser cars imoprted from japan, europe, south korea

Anon, TSLA is a memestock that is pivotal to the system. You just need to have a few big hands pumping TSLA for the entire market to pump. Which makes everything easier.
Considering this market is now a crypto scam running on insiders trading, as proven by the last few days, don't be surprised it pumps without any regard to reality.

SELL SELL SELL

why would they do that

I bought a few days ago

Uranium is green tho.
Frogs still winning.

all it took was some mild cyber bullying

china tariffs will hit them hard

tesla is the american car company with the highest percentage of parts made in america

trump will wake up soon

How the fuck do they do it

Tesla never made sense, even before Elon became a "Nazi" but people bought them anyways.
It's weird how people treat market forces as laws of nature like gravity or electromagnetism or something when a market is just an aggregation of the decisions of people and people are basically irrational and dumb.
Why is this still treated like a science?

futures green

Nu/smg/ btfo
MAGA

Shit was hilarious

looking at WNTR: new yieldmax ETF with inverse exposure to MSTR

Born to be based.

Green energy was a russian plot

woke was a russian plot

blm was a russian plot

child trannies was a russian plot

so this is how the left is going to try and save face

loses Algeria

Lmao what a cuck

Self driving is very close to real. I use fsd every commute and only drive when getting out of the garage and when I park. But I'm very skeptical if normalfag consumers are willing to pay like 8k for this and making a fleet of robotaxis real by june is a different story I'm also skeptical of. You should test drive one if your region has fsd since test cars come with them.

Sp is behaving really weird, I think someone knows something

Uranium is green tho.

true!
someone should have told the germans that
Don't worry. We'll teach them. they'll have nuclear power plants up and running within 5 years, with more to go after that
the french can teach them. I'm sure they'll love that.

leaning towards “trump folds to china” or “ market megadumps”?

Yeah they're winning so much since.

walking is woke liberal nonsense

Your European “right wing” parties are basically our democrats

most of the woke shit was invented at american universities and exported to Europe

woke shit

Gamergate is ended chuddie. Time to let it go.

Should I deposit more money and buy more 0dte puts today

0dte puts today

yeah sure if you want to loose your money like I will presumably today

Trump just became president on campaigning against wokeness, comrade.

30 year bonds

What is really the point of them?
Without getting political, things are going to be very different in 2055, especially on the climate front.

First of all the British Isles is the wokest locale on panet earth + no constitutional protection of any kind (and don't you muh 4 part 'implied' constitution me bongs)
Second, economically, Europe generally is the most left wing locale on earth. Giving half your pay check to teach refugees (military aged men) to code KWAB.

i've never seen centre-right politicians kneel to saint floyd in EU however

yeah, the tories and merkel's "conservative" party are objectively far-left without any actual rightwing policies.

How do we tariff that export?

Republicans are cucked on everything but made up rightoid hobby horses like vaccines, seed oils, chem trails, Flat Earth etc.

And yet if you disrespected him in Bongland you'd go to prison, not so in non communist regions of planet earth.

The market can stay irrational for a while but sooner or later it realizes the king is naked

i've never seen centre-right politicians in the eu

Many such cases. We have some rightwing representation in sweden, but not much. Most of our "conservative" faction are larping leftists. This total domination by the left is why europe has gone off the deep end during the last decade, destroying its demographics and lagging far behind america in prosperity. Very bearish.

futures dipping

Yeah but they aren’t evangelicals I.E. woke nonsense

CDU just got elected in germany? hallo?

Macron is centre-right but Anon Babble is convinced he's a leftist (even french flags) because memes

You think that her former party, which sponsors antifa with state funds, promotes open borders, is massively socialist and jails people for wrongthink, "disinfo" and heresy against leftism is actually conservative just because they call themselves that? Why are you so dumb?

wouldnt have happened on her watch..... just sayin'

Macron is JVPITER centered, and nothing else. Peasants wouldn't understand.
But memes aside, you're right.

commie-tier macron is actually rightwing and shit

Europe can't survive with retards like you being able to vote. I want to short the shit out of this stupid place.

Seething deluded retard like most of Anon Babble, thanks for proving my point

NEW

Socialist collectitivsts that hate borders, whites and free speech, like macron, are not rightwing. It shouldn't be hard to grasp.

spy

I wonder if it's gonna pump today.

The party of Sheikh Merkel of the Emirate of Berlin?

most of the woke shit was invented at american universities and exported to Europe

it is truly wonderful
now they think it was their idea hahaha

This total domination by the left is why europe has gone off the deep end during the last decade, destroying its demographics and lagging far behind america in prosperity. Very bearish.

and look at the european stock markets, as a whole or even individual countries
Not doing so great! Many such cases, folks, many such cases
turns out socialism ain't so great for business. Who knew, folks? Who knew...
It's mostly the reason why you have eurofags posting about timing the american stock market, and not the other way around.