/smg/ - Stock Market General

i'm about to go eat lunch, this better not pump again

Half of these people in this cabinet are billionaires but they still suck up like this to Trump lmao

are you making a lot of money from this big beautiful volatility?

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Its still fucking incredible how the market pumped when that ghoul was speaking.

Already the worst /smg/ (so far))

Rubio looks so fucking done with everything

youtube.com/watch?v=-butN9lrdWsl

CRAB BROS WW@

Didn't help he ate bear roadkill then deposited the rest in a park

or maybe it's a shot

and there it is.

AI testing drugs

Apparently Kennedy and United Healthcare are connected

Can't wait to see what comes out in September, lmfao.

if SPY is basically an index for SPX, why te change % is different?

The SPY does not have the liquidity to cover trades to follow the S&P500 accurately.
This is a problem.

sauce?

he sold his soul for this position

I think it's a little more volatile than SPX proper. When SPX was up 9% yesterday SPY was up 10.5%

Is banning vaccines a buy or sell signal?

TOTAL MARKET PUMP

proceeds to pull out a gun and shoots elon in the head

he's washed

it's over

wrote more NEM calls

why September anon?

Lmao get fucked niggers

crab ass market

buy stock in funeral homes.

its true, hes the one who said it

rfkjr thinks he can eliminate autism by removing all vaccines

Elon talking about government finances

I sleep

RFK gargling glass and talking about autism

I purchase four thousand shit and piss

Buying

Trump's face starts to droop and he has a hemorrhagic stroke live on camera

Bullish?

STOP CRABBING
DUMP NOW

People are just buying in case Trump wants another rally to earn another million for him and his friends by saying something important.

thx anons

RFK said they were gonna find what causes autism and have results by September.

Why does the guy sitting on Trumps left hand side literally look like a Disney villan?

FUCKING END THE CONFERENCE ALREADY LET ME SEE THE DUMP

BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL

CLOWN WORLD

What does it mean to crab?

After what happened yesterday?

Unironically yes, that would be very bullish.

when volume get to insane levels it's not going to trade as fast which can cause price distortion, it will even out once volume goes down though

riots and lynching when?

beautiful clean coal

people still hopeful for a grumpy pumpy before the end of the meeting

C L E A N

C O A L

SPY is an etf, a fund that holds all the stocks in the S&P but it's a traded security, the price fluctuates in the market. it should be the same as SPX, the S&P index, but that's
calculated index from the the stocks, it's precise, SPY is not. arbitrage should ensure it's very close though.

imagine the smell

Beyond belief. Too bad it won't happen, those fucking autocrats are hard to kill.

I FORGOT ABOUT GULF OF AMERICA

AMERICA IS LITERALLY BUILT FOR BIG BEAUTIFUL COAL

Finally will know what went wrong with me.

Im shorting hair removal companies

The gulf of c.u.m.

once walmart stops selling cheap shit

Why not blame God since he created everything and everything has a purpose?

It's, BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL

retarded newfag

BEARISH
DUMP DUMP

fucking coal in 2025
lol

little rubio

RUBIO SPEAKING
LAST ONE

GIGGA WATTS!

its going up

MY SHORTS, NOOOOOOO

see how riots worked out in russia

Gold up 3% today

I should have listened to my mother

Oh no, they will shut Anon Babble down...

NOT going to happen

Meant for

Meanwhile, China is working on fusion

LAST ONE
LET THE DUMP RECOMMENCE

he held shorts while the orange man himself is live on television speaking

you had 3 hours to sell

China going balls deep in automation, mass solar and nuclear technology

Americans jerk off the Supreme Leader and their homoerotic fantasies of burly muscular blue collar men getting cancer in the coal mine

Hilarious and deserved.

SOMEONE END THE FUCKING STREAM

hope they dont forget about this and we have some comedy in september

god DAMN i would be her bull market if you know what i mean

rubio looks dead inside

countries are doing it

they are paying the price

it's amazing that this random nothingness is pumping the market

94 gigawatts of coal
215 gigawatts of

nuclear

youtube.com/watch?v=R_TbF5m5KpU

miss me yet chuds?

black women sex

I REALLY like this ad guys. Good time to buy?

Finest higher education institute, the university of florida

NO DONT LET HIM SPEAK I WANT IT TO DUMP

If you didn't buy and then sell yesterday you're a retard.

*brap*

Up 10, down 5 is not a bad ratio

sfw board

its bs, get adblock

COUNTRIES WILL BRING THEIR BEST OFFERS OVER THE NEXT 90 DAYS
WE'LL "SEE" WHAT HAPPENS WITH CHINA

bull trap right now

Fucking absurd how a press conference which has addressed absolutely nothing is pumping this shit

Not changing anything

Not next steps on china

No deal proposed

Breakers when it ends?

lul imagine being able to list barbers on a market

the 'strayins call it kangarooing

Bessent gives off such uncanny valley vibes.

being this new

SELL

IT WAS SUPPOSE TO KEEP GOING GREEN....BROS.......IT NEEDS TO BACK GREEN.....PLEASE WE NEED ANOTHER TWEET

look at the fat orange retard begging for xi to come to the table lmao

bring their best offers

Sell signal unironcally

apologise

Dont forget that Trump consoders normal road sizes and safety guidelines unfair trade practices. Even if countries are asking to negotiate, they probably dont actually understand what he wants from them or what it will take to have the tariffs removed.

When do we reach lobster market?

China Tariffs get cancelled

Market goes up 50% overnight

LmAo

How long until it ends?

So everyone in just wait and see mode?

Xi is his very good friend, great guy, love him, he's going to come back with a very good deal

fuck Hollywood

Based

he's a genius gambler unironically

BIG AND BEAUTIFUL TWEET

I've apologised to this guy many times since 2020.

Reminder that the tariffs have a 10% baseline.
Reminder that the negotiation is to drop the tariffs above 10%.
Reminder that 10% already makes the US a Brazilian/Chinese style economy where only industries with deals with the government can trade profitably.

elon does a whippet and screams "heil hitler' off camera

COME ON

TICK indicator is the greenest it's been all day
likely gonna pump from here

still writing more calls

While I agree, fuck hollywood, I don't think Trump appreciates just how much money american films make in china.

maybe coal isn't so bad...

if he's announcing anything, it'll gonna be on Truth Social, not in this dicksucking contest.

is UFC in SP500? bullish now

so is end of day another buy day or do we wait two more weeks
~ -7% today

Please dump harder oil I want to buy in and fuck off for a year

Great respect for Xi

He's like a friend to me

BUY BUY BUY

you know the moves during this meeting do not matter, nothing has been announced at all

That’s pretty funny. I still want to go all in on SOXL.

da hoooostages

Literally sharted the China question

Market still crabs

What are they waiting for?

that "neoliberal" in the other thread who spammed about his love of communism and hatred of drumpf

Why are they here? Very bearish for spy.

What a fucking cuck, he's softer on China than on the EU.

BUY BUY BUY

you don't realize that Trump does fuck his friends and daughter in the ass frequently as well?

They won't dump until the direct ends

We need an executive order making circumcision illegal and punishable by law

Holding onto dead life hoping that he mentions it again

He is kneeling to xi
this is a good time to pump

Literally anything positive.

TRUMP ON STOCK MARKET DROP: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT

HAHAHAHA

Of course he is. He needs to back down from the brink or else these tariffs actually start destroying the economy and republicans lose the midterms. He has two months to make a deal with China before container ships carrying tarriffed goods arrive at ports.

VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH THIS MYSTERIOUS UNNAMED COUNTRY, HE COULD DO THIS ALL IN A DAY

Its crabbing now

they GOTTA kill that cat...

he doesn't have a single deal lined up

I could make a deal in one day

Thanks Trump, this is very good for the market and economy. You can change the entire make up of the US economy in one day if you feel like it, no wait period, no warning. Very presidential.

he lies so effortlessly

What's the rundown?

bullish for natural gas

Hopium market.
I cant even call them bulls its like a new wave of delusion after covid no one believes number go down

He's bluffing about the tarrifs isn't he?
No way he's THAT stupid

How long until a country reaches a deal with tariffs?

WHAT? DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A BAD DEAL? WE NEED A GOOD DEAL! WE CAN'T HAVE A BAD DEAL! WHAT IF I MADE ALL THE DEALS TODAY? WHAT IF I DID IT NOW?

This dude's lost the plot.

FUCKING END IT YOU FAGGOT

He has concepts of a deal with another country

Trump won

alright, place your bets. shoot up or shits down?

Stop SAYING THAT. It only encourages him!

0 deals

Why are they here? Very bearish for spy.

because this general got flooded with unironic shills from Anon Babble.

GOTTA BE GOOD FOR BOTH PARTIES
HE'S LOOKING FOR AN EASY OUT

that's all it takes really

I cant fucking wait for Ron Vara to be elected at the head of the FED!

I'm betting crash then next week he'll try to remove powell

so we really are talking depression tier politics, huh?

line going up

blah blah

ai

antisemitism

egg prices

some dick heads birthday

jfk files

ranchers farmers

rfk kvetching about sodapop

trump hasn't looked at the market (topkek)

its all bullshit

up for 20 or so minutes then dumps again

The yields are gonna fly and hes gonna eventually collapse on his tariff shit
He already looks dejected

No deals?

gonna go back to the original numbers after 90 days

not considering exemptions for any companies

massive pump

I don't have a fucking clue

trying to catch the falling knife rn

youtube.com/shorts/-CjDbglIaro?si=u1k1mymcO7gJSfFa

NO EXCEPTIONS (unless I wake up and decide otherwise tomorrow)!

The jig is up, he's a complete fucking fraud
Just a recession will be the best outcome possible

So turbo crash

He has concepts of a deal with another country

The US president now acts like shitcoin developer.

he sounds so lethargic, he might be in even worse physical condition than Biden in 4 years

BESSENT, ASKED ABOUT MARKET CONDITIONS: I DON'T SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL TODAY

dont forget private powerplants, coal mines and vaccine autism

He's not folding even after all that shit we went through. Sell the fuck out of your bags, it's over.

Just wait, the other country is Canada and the deal is going back to NAFTA

down, its not like he said anything that matters

WE'RE PUMPING GET FUCKED PANICANS

Ask him about the prices of eggs

The numbers

We're saved everyone, the numbers are here.

he's rambling about a dude sweeping concrete

Backwards

NOOOO I WANTED TO SLURP MORE
FUCK

literally zero deal concluded

meanwhile China has been BRICing the entire world for the past 3 decades

This shit is so unserious

Actual dementia. Good good...

GOAL OF TARIFFS IS TO PAYBACK DEBT

HE'S NOT PLANNING ON PULLING BACK THE 10% BASELINE AS I'VE BEEN SAYING

lost reference

Anons first dead cat bounce

good for both parties

Ah yes he is making shitty empty concession to save face.
Is given but question is when because only then the bull returns

Hes gonna get 25thd in a few years if he doesnt die by then
This is 3 months in. He looks like a corpse

fuck you soulless bastard. I've seen into your eyes.

this is the TICK indicator for today's session
it's unironically over for bobos

He can't just walk completely away from these, if there's one thing Trump loves above anything it's himself and his image. He needs to be able to save face while walking away.

He said he wasn't folding yesterday. He's chickenshit.

Why is it mooning

Tijuana = cleansed

it will be used for doing a great job

he's too old

10% is the baseline can anyone negotiate below that

non answer

japan cucked him hard that's why he's dejected.

He's obese, that shit is very relevant close to your 90s

THIS PUMP
REDUCE THE GAP BEFORE TOMORROW BULLRUN

what's her name again? I had that ad before

He's been pretty consistent saying there'd always be some baseline, so not surprising.

what do you think happens after this?

first

that cat's been falling down the stairs for 3 days.

china has a surplus of 1trillion dollars

ok then

You are arguing about this empirically to a voter base that doesn’t even know what empirical means.
As long as 27% of the country has money things will pump!

please god let me riiiiiiiiiiiich

anyway
enough internet for today
back to writing more calls

Hahahahahaha is that what happened

10% is negotiable

bullish

He could joke his way out of this question but decided to double down.

DUMP YOU FUCKING FUCK
I WASN'T DONE BUYING SHIT
GIVE ME THAT MASSIVE RED CANDLE

what is wrong with his nose?

They were formed for the purpose of taking advantage of the United States

I thought the purpose was to prevent WW3

muh Biden

RENT FUCKIGN FREE

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

Make America so shit no one from Mexico wants to come

Based Trump fixing the illegal problem.

You've seen it, Elon.

ye

kek

did the cat die yet
am working so this is my radio signal for news

pump and ____
fill in the blanks mumu

YOU SAW IT ELON
THE DEAL WITH JAPAN WAS ONE SIDED, ABE WAS A GOOD FRIEND NO LONGER WITH US

coke

no

Who would sign a deal like USMCA?

hmmm, if it pumps to slightly red then certainly puts are on the table no?

He's actually obsessed with Abe

we have our military bases and carriers in Japan and they don't have to defend US!

Trump literally doesn't understand that the US dominates Japan?!

Something died inside this nigga when Abe got shot

What the fuck is he on about with this Japan thing?

He doesn't know the new guy's name

shitting on Japan again

the bonds, sell them again Japman

abi

japan doesnt defend us

japan doesn't have a military you nigger

I've got your load projection right here

My ex had laser hair removal on her pubic hair. It felt great.

two hours

Im waiting to either short a big pump or long a big dip, wont do anything if its inbetween

*TRUMP: THERE WILL BE LEGAL PROCESS FOR MIGRANTS HELPING FARMS

love of communism

Do you think you are a virgin because you shadow box or do you shadowbox because women want nothing to do with you?

no, he understand that. he just want Japan to also pay money for having US troop dominate Japan.

japan

this man will never forgive abe's death

"When I go to a country they give me everything I ask for"

And what do you ask for? A big mac?

negotiating with EU as a bloc confirmed

So Meloni sucked Elon's dick for nothing?

he big mad with japan for dumping US bonds and making him look like a cuck lmaooo

Brain?

Bearish

RIP Abe

My god she's unbelievable

I'm sorry Joe.

Crab

crash it, samuraiman

Meloni will represent the bloc

We already have that, you just buy the workers as long as you promise to feed them and house them
Hes literally just doing a retarded trump gold card shit on our fucking agriculture worker process

Really Donald, those steel mills are going to magically spin up soon?

just wait... when this over we coming for you
youtube.com/watch?v=IkoPOq3yhtQ

No he asks for 20 cans of coke

dementia don will keep the market down, trust the plan bobros.

Euro here. Is your Emperor speaking live everyday or what, how does that even work? I swear everyday at the same hour it's the same shit.

*taps the sign*

Well yeah because we can make the steel to build them after we get the steel factories built.

Holy shit deportations must be getting real. Puts on lime futures

Trump updates everyday. He love rambling. He loves this shit.

He works a very fast presidency because it causes chaos
Which is weird because his first term when he was younger he was golfing 6 days a week

SIX MILLION

He's obsessed with media attention. It's a strategy that got him elected. Pretty unique to this administration.

youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk
I can't take much more of this.

He's addicted to the camera. He had his own reality show.

can he do it?

youtu.be/yPZL5PiPShI?si=771TZPaDxSn0Ikdr
Its fundamentally unserious

trying to not hit the breaker

hes pumping the market to mitigate his tariff effect

we lost 19 thousand factories since NAFTA

Reminder that Trump is anti-free trade, hates NAFTA, literally destroyed it in his previous presidency, and his staff desperately replaced it with an identical deal that will end in a few years
BIG
BIG
TARIFF
At the border.

He's been doing it for a decade.

I love all the states, i probably won them all

Didn't vote for him but he honestly is fun to have as president. It's like electing your grandpa that rants semi coherently and trails off a lot. Except the entire world has to take him seriously

50%
or 100%
tariff

Trump is a tariff maniac, he has been like this his entire life.

This entire conference is a desperate attempt to not let the breaker hit lmao

He is on his own private twitter site 24/7 and does multiple press talks every week when he isn't golfing. Basically the Chris-Chan of US politics.

the market is unironically ending green
i hope you chose your positions wisely

You don't seem very tuned in.

TSLA is still not down enough if the EU is removing Chinese auto tariffs.

FROST PUNK MENTIONED
BACK TO YOUR LABORS COME ON PEOPLE THERE IS WORK TO DO

comparing us steel to babe ruth

seethe more, "neoliberal" faggot.

spy

We're actually, maybe, closing green.

You can tell the market is in clown mode because it's working, too. Shit's pumping off this nothingburger of a conference.

and all you had to do to prevent him being president was to stop cutting off kid dicks

SPY continually testing 525.

God look at all the slurping

semi coherently

Boomer rock aficionados win again

And it’s gonna shit the bed the minute it ends

very fun to have as president until you realize that as a trader you have to watch him and his truth social every single day because he can giga pump or destroy your investment in a few sentences and he wouldn't even realize it.

The economist was obsessed with him. He never passed the reforms needed though and always ended up disappointing. Lot of Super Mega Corp Zombie companies in Japan.

kek how hard it must be for every other politicians and traders to be on edge every hours to be sure the retard contain himself

Tragic

It's a vibe based market. The vibe right now is that Trump is weak and is backing down. That's why it's pumping.

he didn't buy calls at -10%

in 2020 no less

I mean look at his face, hes in a dicksucking circle and he still looks like a depressed kid

How long is this fucking meeting gonna be

WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID ALL THE GAINS GO?
FUCKING NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Good luck buying debt on a bankrupt country.
Also good luck buying debt of another country as the citizen of a country that is about to declare bankruptcy.

...i think he is a bad person or evil

trump is a nice guy

he just lacks intelligence

It does make life more interesting.
The system is doomed anyway, might as well crash it fast and have fun while it goes down.

Elonbros...

It's basic business!

elon cucked

Elon dicksucking

The hell

I don't need Elon for anything other than I happen to like him.

Professional hang-around.

I DON'T NEED ELON

maybe

Kek

Trump negging Elon

I don't need Elon for anything

All this bluster has zero fundamentals
The market is going to crush eventually because of earnings

His staff

Trump literally signed and took credit for NAFTA 2.0. Are you a goldfish?

trump is a nice guy

he's a rapist, a pedo & hung out with Epstein ffs.

cue the tesla advertisement

kek still waiting for china to reach out

how long do these usually last?

new bread

I don't wanna say who's reached out, but they're very big.

Mhm?

I DONT WANT TO SAY WHO REACHED OUT, I JUST THINK ITS GOING TO WORK OUT

That's not a great sign

It's so unseriousness

Nobody was cutting off kid dicks. They just lie, retard.

Biden mentioned again

MUH BIDEN vol. 43789
hahahahaha this deranged fuck

Imagine being some foreign trade representative who has to watch these conferences everyday. Then one having to take notes and pick out signals.

Fag is lying so hard because Xi left him on read

Baked

depends on how long donnie can last and how many boner pills he's pre-gamed.

it's all gone

The tariffs don't apply to ships that were already in transit when they went into effect. It only affects ships that left port 4/9 or later. It takes approximately 2 months for ships to travel across the Pacific from China to the US. If Trump and China strike a deal before June, then nobody will actually end up paying these tariffs.

There's a very real chance this actually turns into a nothingburger in the long run.

That’s it, market is both forward looking and super reactive as of late, but the impacts of this won’t really be felt for 9 months. No idea how to play that.

how do we stop this orange baboon from destroying russia, the oil price is killing us

give me ghibli ghislaine

It takes approximately 2 months for ships to travel across the Pacific from China to the US

that can't be right

kys tranny, this is all your fault
Nobody likes you freaks
And yes kids were being psyoped into trannydom

Oceans are big and container ships are slow. Trust me, I know this, I've ordered multiple sex dolls from china and watching them slowly move across the Pacific is just pure pain.

travel time is 20 days, other things can slow it down like port congestion and slow cargo removal