/smg/ - Stock Market General

AGRICULTURE MINISTER - THE BIGGEST BUDGET DRIVER AT THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE IS FOOD STAMPS. WE WILL REALLIGN THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM TO BETTER SERVE THOSE WHO NEED IT NOT TRANSGENDER, DEI GREEN NEW DEAL.

is the v-shaped recovery in the room with us now?

Another cat bounce while bonds are flying lol

women in your government

this was your mistake

I hope brooke fucking dies

whelp, im done for the week looks like
100% profit almost exactly
8.99 entry, 18.04 exit
just about €1k in profit

fpbp

wall street has gone great for 4 yea- 10 years

hahahahahaha

the market is gonna be sedated by this nothingburger for the next hour or so

GMP(Great Migger Purge) soon

Last year I always wished I was american I'm not so sure anymore.

Should I move to the states when I'm done my PhD? I wanted to but it seems a bit sketchy these days, is it really as nuts as it seems online? I've lost money on the US market.

BOOMER ROCKS BROS

THERES NO FUCKING PLAN GTFO WHILE YOU STILL CAN

dooooooooooooooooown

Trans rights

Small community bankers

Rubio looks like a shell of his former self, good lord.

CRABBING CLOWN MARKET
wtf is this?
ass kissing session is cringe DUMP

What a total nothingburger of a conference. We're gonna doomp so hard.

Based Trump destroying America for us. Thank you, Mr President.

He sold his soul for this.

wtf is that woman talking about

They just keep sucking his cock on live television what the fuuuuuck
Unreal.

PANIC

he absolutely DOES not have the authority to decide how the money is spent

BOOMERS USE LOTS OF LEVERAGE. THEY WILL 100% GO BANKRUPT IN THIS BEAR MARKET OF -35%.

wait is trump gonna start taking about firing dimon?

NO MORE DEI
SO WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO PUMP

talk about real things please

Retail investors slurping

BREAKING: NO MORE DEI AND WE'RE WINNING AGAINST ALIENS

this is mainstreet turn

Oh yeah we are so back magabros

BONDI - YOU (TRUMP) HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DETERMINE HOW THE MONEY IS SPENT. NO MORE DEI.

still talking about the election

I don't know guys, I'm feeling awfully convinced to slurp so far

The small time mom and pop main street bankers are going to win bigly!

I'm mostly cash

I'm gonna buy so many dollars after this breaker

mmm cocaine..

AYYYYYLMAO GANGS PUSHING COCAINE

Pure cocaine coming into our country to KILL OUR KIDS

The V couldn't make it, but we have a guest star as his replacement, inverted Z

Jesus christ bondi shut the fuck up nobody gives a fuck, talk about the economy.

it's only *checks watch* 3 years, 8 months, 20 days until the next presidency, you can make it

oh my based

Kids are doing cocaine now?

anon with TDS turns out to be an /uhg/tranny

Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

Wtf Why is it crashing???

This slurpshow is so gay

didn't clinton get impeached for this amount of dicksucking?

losing to inflation

YES, YES, WE'RE GOING DOWN, ALL DOWN

I think we'll see Trump slowly walk away from this nonsense over the next couple weeks, taking any chance he can to pull back while saving face, and every time we'll see pumps. It'll zigzag its way back up to not the high but at least to a decent bit.

That's my bull case.

b-bros is it dumping again?

sxarpbro...

BTC is in freefall already.

what's he thinking now

kuro sex

Coke has gotten very cheap

THE HECKIN' TESLARINOS

you can just say anything and get away with it

?>60233642

corn/basedbean farmers come up

WHAT ABOUT GIBS

THANK YOU FOR REMOVING DEI TRANSGENDER FROM THE USDA

baste inbred farmers are getting subsidized up the ass to sell basedbean to the Chinese and still barely make money, have they heard the news that the chinks won't buy their stuff anymore?
Might as well hire them as federal employees at this point.

chumps pump n dump

fart sniffing chamber livestream

muh tessler

I just put in 10K for Tesla now it's crabbign, I'm scared

20 years in jail because Tesla

Clown government

Just glad I moved yesterday. No action taken today while watching the overall fall.

there will be transition costs

arrest on a tesla dealership

what? i must be going fucking deaf

elons there
lol

Isn't it better if the cocaine is at least pure

"We're now ready to start deporting full, native, legal Americans, Mr. President, just as you wanted. Anyone disloyal will be thrown out by blackbagged and masked gestapo."

Welcome to Anon Babble
Troons and jeets

It's crashing again lmao

Should I slurp euro cheapies? Is the trouble mostly over over there? Nordea is really great bank and looking awfully cheap.

Have you ever touched a woman?

Because they know when Bondi starts talking about gangs it's because the admin has nothing else good to talk about.

USA losted (bigly)

cocaine to kill our kids

Huh?

20 years for not liking Tesla

holy shit this country is so fucked oh god oh no oh fuck

baby you know it

theyre saving teslas

he looks suicidal.

What the fuck is this shit

Undo all the move yesterday and give us the circuit breaker

LMFAO

I hope you enjoyed the bounce, mumu, we'll take it from here.

for the tesla vandalism

The Monkeys Are Howling (Bond Market)

The Birds Are Screaming (Stock Market)

The Baboons are Raping (Volatility Market)

WE WILL SAVE BILLIONS FROM DEPORTING ALL TRANNIES, ANTISEMITES, AND ANYONE THAT CUT OFF A TESLA CAR TO EL SALVADOR

Trump look like hes about to rope

Thank you for your patience, dumping will now resume.

keep buying

slowly realize is a nothingburger conferencia

And back to reality

overjudicial US is fake and gay arrest everyone in the room

Argentina sounds nice right about now...

Pro RU love monke putin actually.

SPX bros....

jeets love trump

So afraid of transgender people you collapse your economy

good one i chuckled audibly IRL (in real life)

This is so fucking gay
I'm so sorry for my American anons

This market is so gay that I have an erection.

Trump is completely cooked

such low energy, it's like he wants to give up

people voted for him... TWICE

are they really still running with this lie

just shut the fuck up so the dump and commence

I should have started playing Dota 2 instead

talking in thousands when we're dumping trillions

THEY ARE SENDING MONEY TO IMMIGRANT BABIES IN THE FUTURE MR PRESIDENT

The current Trump cabinet meeting being broadcasted is just one big ego massaging session by his dumbest sycophants. They don't really have any plans to improve the economy, its all vague like "we have tons of countries wanting to make a deal with us".

I want to buy another short but I'm legit afraid there will be some retarded tariff repeal at the end of this.

Trans wrongs

6%

i am financially ruined

wtf are you talking about lady

CHAVEZ-DERMER - WE HAVE SENT SOMEONE WHO WILL BE BORN 129 YEARS FROM NOW 49000 DOLLARS.

Don't. We got what we voted for. A country by the retards, for the retards, of the retards.

I got scared and went 1/3 VOO, still 2/3 cash to play with. Not sure what to do besides buy more VOO.
It be awesome if things crashed SOXL at 7, TQQQ at 20, but doubt we will see that.

HAHA

pump already died out

All is going according to the plan.

fucksake wasting 10 minutes to say something simple

where

Sirs why are we crashing again

SPY back at -6.15

Look mumu, I wanna feel bad for you, I really do. You can think about what lead you to this in a couple of minutes when the circuits break, okay?

Who yelled at Trump lmao
He looks so fucking depressed

WERE AT 6 AGAIN

Lockout FOMO rally to ATH is still happening, r-right?

Unironically the worse it gets fast the better. Increases our chances of getting a Luigi 2.0 spawn.

theyre all so incompetent its astounding. This entire cabinet is the definition of DEI

dicksucking engaged incessantly

maga shill is russian bot

really makes you think

41k wowzers the stock market is saved

What's the point of this meeting?

musk opens his mouth

Back to -1800
Based on the range I'm going to guess we end the close a to between -1500 and -2100

hears job numbers

starts dumping

Threadly reminder that SPY has decoupled from S&P500 by nearly a full %, signaling a liquidity crisis for the fund. If you’re holding shares for another pump, fine, but don’t expect the long-term trend to improve anytime soon.

Pic unrelated, just a chart a company posted to their website showing them ahead of the competition before they bricked the entire internet for a day.

How do we get that money back to Israel?

ELON IS IN THE ROOM
I REPEAT
ELON IS IN THE ROOM

So do Americans just eat lead chips for dinner or what

at least half the people in the cabinet meeting are billionaires

If you step foot even once inside this mafia run White House and don't exit these 4 years as a billionaire, you have worms in your brain.
It's literally free money

women start talking about disciplining people

market dumps

avoid the breaker

I lost a lot of money so far but I gladly pay the price if we can finally get rid of these freaks once and for all.

Mistakes were made.

just let them fail honestly, same for the pistachio and almond growers that hoard water in california

What is the bet that whoever is talking when the breaker triggers gets sent to El Salvador

can we please get a circuit breaker DURING the meeting

-6.35

HOW LOW CAN WE GO?

lowest number of """encounters"""

what a weird statistic are wetbacks getting sneakier?

Nero

I didn't vote for this.

What's breaker sar?

Raw? Gross. We deep fry them first.

cbt app

glazing dear leader

thousand dollars a DAY

bullshit propaganda """conference"""

don't walk back tariffs

line goes down

lol

kek

NASDAQ was -7% some time ago already

please god make it happen

I feel bad for him, and he is by far the least worst Trumper. Hope him and Bessent get control.

terrorism is fine when the left does it

That's not how it works any longer, re ddit.

we need an index for how fast these threads are moving, fuck

KEK

WE ARE EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR LEADERSHP MR PRESIDENT

BORDER MINISTER - WE ARE GOING TO DEPORT 21 MILLION PEOPLE.

Someone told be tge job of president, 1 year in office ages you 5 years

it went up only because everyone thought trump would cuck to china already, so until he cucks its only going down

Can’t wait for MIGAtards to become a 41% statistic themselves, personally.

REMEMBER, if you don't vote against it, you voted FOR IT with your inaction :)

It means they aren't crossing as much.

I didn't vote for this because I'm a leaf but if I was burger I would've voted for a -35-40% SPY draw down as well.

"Terrorism is any time Dear Leader and the American People feel sad or wrong"

LMAO

seriously though, this meeting is so funny

electronics in the bathtub

stupid whore

its market yelling "stahp"

that would be pretty funny

Will bobos cash out now before Trump takes questions?

Sucking Trumps dick so retard supporters think everything is going well.

trying to hold my puts back with this gay ass dick sucking session

its over, shut the fuck up. weak pump

I never voted for Trump. This is your fault.

kek

Is it just me or does Trump seem like he's pretending to listen?

what is the context behind this picture

If the nasdaq has a circuit breaker, does it freeze the other indexes as well?

the left dindu nuthin' psyop

Do you shills really think this'll work? Biden imported 40 mill illegals and ran federal censorship agencies, gulags, secret police, show trials. Washington getting cleaned up is bullish.

ICE literally can't even handle 11k people at once

US government fantasizes about turning the US into the 4th Reich

boomers are you buying the dip or selling the rip?
or shouting impotently?

PLEASE MAKE IT PUMP PLEASE MAKE IT PUMP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SORE

I had a dream wjere i moved to China and there was an angry mob that showed up at my house because I was an American. Then I ran away and it devolved inti a riot with them trying to catch me and the riot squad came woth shotguns and blasted them.
What shares is this dream telling me to buy

need your passport to board domestic flights

clowns

This is pure entertainment

THE DRIVERS LICENSE NEEDS TO HAVE INTEGRITY

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP

Did you vote against him? If not, it's on you too

he's postliterate

fuck you if i'm going down i'm going down posting

We've been making lots of deals tremendous deals

market pumps

no actual country or deal mentioned

Bondi starts talking about illegals

market dumps

hairy pits

Crash the markets. Now.

LMAO LET THE ILLEGALS STAY ON FARMS

higher low is in. bull market.

BULL MARKET.

People are waiting for something to pump with. As time goes on it will just keep creeping down as people realize nothing vital is being said.

Nasdaq has no circuit breaker, only S&P

Fucking gross

its telling you to watch After Hours (1985)

my dad was shouting and cursing scammers so i bought vix calls

I think so. They tell every broker “daddy chill” for 20 minutes.

Soon they'll make it so you have to use your driver's license to buy cereal. Because that's what Trump think is already the case and it is a national embarrassment that the nation does not cater to his understanding of it.

check again

not gonna read all of your crap

BASED

12% wasn't enough for you yesterday?

If walking back illegals isn't saving the market then nothing is

real ID required to travel

Can't I just use my passport?
Wtf is a "real" ID?

Boomers bought NEM

Wait, is he announcing a mass immigration program?

Isn't this bullish?

There are more than enough herald retards in the game already. HotS can have him

lmao
伤害了3.46亿人的感情 moment

boomers search "stocks" on google and post screencaps of the line chart

We're crabbing into the earth's mantle.

Wtf is a "real" ID?

not a fake ID

Trump is about to emphasize how he considers the trade deficit a disease

TRADE DEFICIT

Biden turned everyone in America into a gay tranny jew, so Trump shouldn't have any rules. That's just facts.

Biden imported 40 mill illegals and ran federal censorship agencies, gulags, secret police, show trials.

White conservatives in America are practically at "DEY INTRODUCED CRACK INTO OUR NEYBURHOOD" tier niggers at this point with their retarded conspiracies and obsession with le Biden Crime Family

What's everyone's economic collapse Business going to be?

I have an ice cream store, bitches and kids love ice cream no matter how broke they are

Eat ice cream, NOW
Ain't asking again

If Trump cancelled all tariffs on China, Canada, Mexico and everyone else - would the stock market increase beat yesterday's?

this actually owns his own voters more than the libs lmao, how many fucking rednecks you think have passports
same thing with the voter ID laws he wants to do

did you register people to vote and transport their mail-in ballots to drop locations as well? if not this is on you

hahahahaha

Also the 10yr is going up again...

Greer sounds like hes been gargling glass

buy a new ID instead of when it expires goy

Yeah you can just use a passport. I’m not getting a Real ID until I need to renew my license. Waste of money

Driver's license with a yellow star on it.

What is this North Korean shit I see before my very eyes, holy fuck.

This conference is a nothingburger. Why is Trump so low energy?

The market goes
Forward and back and then goes forward and back and goes forward and back
The tariffs go
Forward and back and then go forward and back and go forward and back

youtu.be/g23XT_U_NHY?si=m-_4-0aUsiryBj6M

Its just a drivers license, it gets a special stamp so it can be used for travel.

posted the edited version by mistake

byd

Biden this, Biden that. Biden here, Biden there. Jesus...

ID for domestic travel? isnt what the soviets did?

It's a drivers license or I'd with hologram on it, they are very hard to fake

updated id system that was supposed to be implemented 20 years ago

trying to slander biden

Not on my watch

A new standard the federal government has implemented for the last several years. States have slowly been adopting it. It is not a new thing.
It's a massive centralized database and all IDs within it use the same metrics.

It's gonna rip back to ATH and more due to bear squeeze.
The reason it dumped since Feb was because of Trump tariff talk in the first place.

by far the least worst Trumper.

he's a dead beat father.

its all bidens fault

lol lmao

elon speaking

throw a roman jewboy

not good.

Real ID is a drivers license with a star of David on it. You get it by showing the DMV your passport when you renew your drivers license

Wait, is Elon there?

OUR BOY

THE RAT SPEAKS

Did he just skip the trade question???

elon

dump, now

It does feel a bit propagandish

fuck of musk, please, fuck offfff

isnt what the soviets did?

Russia has that too, they don't have IDs, they have internal passports.

I just realized this is the first time I hear Elon speak.

The Trump Card will be the only accepted form of ID

ELON PUMP

Airlines were already down -12%

Kek.

i see
they did

IT'S TIME TO GO DOWN

ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU

Elon is happy
Megapump inc

It's a massive centralized database and all IDs within it use the same metrics.

you fucking burgers still don't even have a centralized database and a proper website for immigration control and visa application,
what a subhuman country, kek.

nobody laughs with elon

FUCKING KEK

The Real President is talking now

haha white replacement

i fucking love replacement migration, comrades

go back to redd it, retards.

ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU

They already had difficulties early this year trying to deport a shitton of people, how on earth would they be able to handle that many illegals?

150 billion by 2026

So nothing, especially with the tax cuts

target rich environment

WTF? They gonna shoot up the market?

Musk is talking
Everyone stfu
We are going to dps very very slowly

you will see the US implement a command economy in your lifetime

The funniest thing about this retardation is that the US government doesn't have the top-down structure and long-term stability that is a prerequisite for these policies to produce results. It's going to be a disaster of monumental proportions.

Perhaps it is Anon! It's all our faults for letting our country get this way. If we accept responsibility, then that will be our first step towards building a brighter future.

rednecks don't a have a driver license

Anon here in Canuckland you have to show a ID card and your elections Canada voter card or if mail screwed you a bill a your address

Uncle Jun's in the muff

WAIT DID THEY ACTUALLY FUCIKNG SAY THAT

BUY TSLA

HotS can have him

He should go to the NFT scam Heroes of Newerth rerelease

BITCH WITH PSYCHO STRIPE IS TALKING
DUMP DUMP DUMP

VERY COMPUTER SAVVY

no crying in the economic zone

Every billionaire needs to be treated like this.

camera didn't even pan to him lmao

Honestly. It’s the one thing that drives my neoliberal ass to the alt right. If my choices are Harry pits or a society built on cotton slavery, I’d take slavery. So fucking gross.

tranny discord?

is this, dare I say, a cat bounce?

I'm not afraid of them I'm disgusted by them.

my favorite board on reddit represents everyone in america

kys, subhuman

yes

The same people who ran the soviet union are running the US.

We do have it though. That's what this standard is. As I said it is not a new thing, but it becoming a requirement to travel is a new thing.
You fucking low reading comprehension retard.

woah I love small government

EVERYTHING WILL BE COMPUTER

even in the wokest of the woke Canada you still need at 2 IDs and at least a photo ID to vote. what kind of subhuman country is burger where you can just walk in and vote?

I voted for this

Last time that happened it forced trump to pull back most of his tariff policy, wonder if China us dumping our bonds again

They would have cut interest rates if trump hadn't backed off on his tariffs.

2 more hours and 40 minutes of madness to go

Bro…

Can you faggots go screech about this on your discord instead? I am here to make money. Thanks.

SPY just dipped to -6.50 for a sec

lool

Are +/- 5% daily swings just our life now?

RFKs assassination

Huh

“Senator Robert f kennedy’s assassination”

the elon effect

they will cut interest rates by 10% if they fire powell and put someone competent in but they'll just get another old fruitcake as stable as powell has been

yeah, could be.

the quietness and the fart sniffing is so fucking awkward

It was Japan, they're small 'c' conservative and fucking hate all this chaos.

RFK's assassination

HUH?

Jr's dad got assassinated dummy

i unironically voted for this

Bobby can barely get anything out of his mouth, and when they do he sounds like a ghoul.

AMERICANS VOTED FOR THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cool, why didn't you retard you use it though?
Canada has that for like forever ago.
Even most shit hole 3rd world countries have centralized databased of citizenship and you can just swipe a single card to prove your identity, show your mortgage, status, health insurance, etc...
your country is worse than a shit hole.

I know by the indian dude, but what the fuck are we talking about

based and pitpilled

he got shot by some spic in a kitchen after a speech retards

You are misinformed
Walking into any voter place in the US there is a id check. They compare your name, I'd, and address, cross it off and you get your ballot.

Whole grift is le healthy living

Dying 90 year old cancer patient voice

unalive Bob Jr.

The jfk files just released today says that jfk wanted all Americans to buy DJT stock

Are you tired of winning yet?

rfk should be singing the star spangled banner

THE TRUUUUUUTH

He thinks this is a good thing

More China hate

Yeah. He isn't pulling tariffs.

Everyone will know the truth

What an odd thing to say

No. Investors in general are upset just like you are. Eventually they get fed up

one conference without mentioning Biden challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I will vote for this again in 28

cool, why didn't you retard you use it though?

Learn 2 English faggot.
And again, for the THIRD fucking time. This is not a new standard. It's been in place for years.
Get that through your thick retarded skull you dumb fuck.

He should be laying gravel on the country's potholes with his voice

no, i'm having fun watching SPX trading like a shitcoin

Low test detected

Hearing the word "DOGE" in a White House cabinet meeting

Surreal.

Who is slurping???

EVERY TIME I GO TO THE US VISA APPLICATION WEBSITE I LAUGH AT THIS STUPID SHIT. THE SOFTWARE ENGINEERING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.

MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN

man is about to fucking die

MR PRRRRRRRSIDDNET
WRRR DRRING OuRRR BRRRST

The gravel pit is speaking

How slow is Anon Babble right now? You gullible uneducated poverty clowns need to go back.

It's over. The Crabs won.

he sounds like he is fucking dying

Fluoride does make you retarded

his tie is too tight

it's the fluoride

Powell has no power over the secondary market, if treasuries are getting dumped rates will go up no matter what they try.

Why do they randomly compliment Elon?

evidently

who is this guy who can barely speak?

NO MORE SODAPOPS
DUMP

Lmao what is fucking wrong with that navarro kike? He sounds so high on something.

T-to.. *wheeze*

M-make.. Americ-c-c ca.. *wheeze*

What the fuck is this voice. Is he dying?

MAHA

that guy is sick?

they aren't even hairy pedo

Fed buying tons of bonds to fix the bond market and try and maintain the rate. Not QE, but might as well be.

When you cook dog he scream in pain so you hit with shovel. When you cook fish he silent. He endure. China like fish.

Jesus Christ he's about to drop dead

im hearing jewish voices and i like it

maybe because your subhuman countrymen are too dumb to use a centralized database, don't be mad we all know you burgers are retarded.

he'll have a heart attack at this rate. the stress must be insane.

Kek

who made him cry

both of you

I see

Why do they schmooze so fucking much? Feels like a North Korean cabinet meeting lmao

*WHEEZE

flouride

RFK jr is gonna make American teeth not so great again

The man in control of responses to all our health problems at a departmental level, RFK.

You don't get Florida from fucking diet coke

I want my women hairy!

Nigga, you gay.

they will cut interest rates by 10% if they fire powell

If Trump goes full Erdogan you have hyperinflation

based I get so much info

Government websites are built by the lowest bidder. Every single one of them is the minimum viable product.

he got syphilis eating out hookers while his cousin (jfk) got killed by mossad

RFK Jr, Minister of health and food (whatever the real name is)

Are you actually retarded or are you fucking with me?
That's exactly what read ID is you dumb fuck. It's been in place for several years now.
How are you this fucking stupid?

Unironically the only guy I agree with in this entire clown show

miggers have adopted juche

because dear leader trump is the greatest leader to have ever lead

anon be fr you've never been with a woman irl. they always have hair numbskull

cdc doing a good job keeping measles outbrack in control

AI testing for drugs, no more live tests

We're all fucked boys.

juche basically

stop giving credit to spics and jews

Rfkjr has a lot of health issues, also dementia since he believes conspiracies

minimum viable product

how about checking Canada government website for once. the US website look like it was built by a 10 years old.

baked

Some of them laser it off though

I have shaved a girl immediately before sex because I don't like it and it was kinda hot

That's why you rip them out with your teeth.

US Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK. Its representative of the current Trump administration, peak clown world.

THE AUTISM

Minister of health

Ironic.

ai can't even draw fingers, we're fine

replacing animal testing with AI

FUCKING LMAO
What the fuck is this clown show?

he is a vessel for the worm

AUTISM

He's talking about us!!!

so? it doesn't permanently remove hair.

Problem?

The autist extermination is upon us.

Its just an updated driver's license
It took 20 years to roll out

where gonna deport all the big beautiful autists

Point is a lot of them are self conscious about it and shave their body hair away 24/7

Bro

? are you stupid. women get multiple laser sessions
a lot of women are stupid yes, just like men

Not in upper middle class White America. Seriously what kind of comment is that. Where the fuck are you from?

white women also have hair lil bro. like why are you fighting reality? are you a schizo?

BULL BROS WE ARE SO BACK

This Anon married a roastie slampig who doesn’t even shave, LOLOLOL!
Fuck are you investing your life savings of 4k? Kek

Point is that not "all women have hair". They shave it away.

poverty clowns

You reek of reddit, dullard.

spy

Closing green.

omfg you are actually retarded.

Seriously, where are you from and why do we live in such different realities?

no protesting our greatest ally GOY

you don't leave your house. i do.

:( must be hard being both poor and looked down upon for being SO uneducated.

No argument

Thanks for conceding

Yes I do, and everyone shaves their pits. Seriously, where the fuck are you from? How brown are you?

I'm richer than you, you dunning kruger suffering tard.

neoliberal

You're a commie, retard.

and everyone shaves their pits.

they really don't lmfao. are you living in the 50s?

muh education

There's no way you have anything more than a social studies degree. Fitting, really, given your clearly subpar intelligence. I'm better than you in every way.

It's another hedgie fueled short covering episode like yesterday. If you buy into it, you're going to get pummeled like today.

If anything, shit just got worse. The GOP is getting ready to greenlight a raise in the debt ceiling and another $2 trillion in treasuries to fund the Trump tax plan. China has a finger over the SELL button that will force T-bill yields higher.