/smg/ - Stock Market General

Fake and gay market

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

TERRAIN
TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP

markets realizing that actually a 10% global tariff and a 145% chinese tariff isn't that cool

lol

BREAKER SOON LMFAO
TRUMP DONT PUMP THIS SHIT ON BREAK

THE BREAKER WAS A LIE???? BY GAWD THATS CM PUNKS MUSIC!!!

Why'd he do it, what did he see?

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So yesterday was the true dead cat bounce Fuck. Gotta pull back. I lost everything I had gained this last month. Fuuuuckkkk.

Can we trigger the -7% circuit breaker? It's a long day until 3 pm.

now, long

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Why is the S&P 500 going up?

too few longs they busted finally, now short squeeze

They're trying to pump it again

unironically a dead cat bounce

Circuit breaker is not happening. temporary setback
I will unironically become a slut for BBC if we hit circuit breakers, I am that certain

Cmmon niggas just squeeze another 2 or 3% so my loses are not so horrible, just a teeny bit and then you can die, please just a pinch of willpower.

I-I think I'ma just go play skyrim. See you guys in sovngarde

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what mods

this week has been crazier than anything that happened since 2017 or 2021
it won't be surprising if 1929 happens even if tariffs are fully reversed because the foreign investment instruments are pissed that US finance can't be bothered to hire an official to even do it's spreadsheets and just copy pastes from an LLM : "how to tariff da world give me 50 countries and the percentages"

No mods, Iegendary, survival mode, mage character. I'm just gonna go suffer

china is up. japan is up. u.s. is down. how long till the crime bosses go after donny?

EU AND CHINA START NEGOTIATIONS TO ABOLISH EU TARIFFS ON CHINESE ELECTRIC VEHICLES - HANDELSBLATT

Looks like the algorithms are forcing another solid -5.0% finish on the S&P again.

hello don

WHEN DO I BUY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING SCHIZO MARKET PICK A DIRECTION

greatest self own in history
art of the deal

I don't know guys at least if China wins we will maybe just become European in spirit 25th Amendment Trump and then get a kind leader installed maybe Pete Buttigeig. He's a faggot but he seems like a dweeb in that European style nerdcore thing. We will put all resources into making everyones lives easier and then try to get some cottage industry products China likes to buy and they build and invent everything and we might help them get Faster Than Light travel and move towards a de facto One World Government lead by a Mass Politburo with AI Assist. Could be comfy.

Still never learning Mandarin out of spite though.

TRUMP IS SPEAKING
BUY IN NOW

Kill yourself you slurping faggots, this ship is crashing one way or another

Trump meeting is now live

This thread goes so fast nobody will know about my micropenis (pic related)

Trump sounds like he's going to cry lol

PUMP ON TRUMP

very homosexual crabbing

Thread is moving so fast, nobody will see that I jerk off to Femboys occasionally but I still consider myself straight

orange nigger!

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aaaaaaaahhhhh

why isn't he pumping it?

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Komm Süsser Tod

You forgot the link to suicide prevention sites

we're doing very well

lmao he's just jerkin' it. market is going to dump.

Saying something stupid has a higher chance than smart

ALL STAND FOR THE RETARD IN CHIEF

ITS PUMPING ON TRUMP'S DRUMPF

This bullshitting actually causing a pump LMAOOOOOO

DONT THINK MAKING AMERICAN RETAIL PAY HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS IN TARIFFS WAS A GOOD IDEA

JUST A HUNCH

Trump is speaking, we must listen.

damn his hair fucking sucks

why look at the time, time to tank the markets again

EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL

STOP SLURPING YOU FUCKERS

IM HEALLLIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG

No change in trade war lol expect a tank

TRUMP SAVED INFLATION WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE

Is this a fucking clown world, market dump gets stopped because of a fucking livestream

transition cost

transition problems

DOGE fired all the PPT staff two weeks ago
should have payed attention

PUMP OVER

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he's not backing down

don't you guys realise? NOTHING ever happens. trump will NOT fire powell. tanking all their stocks, and fucking up america beyond repair, his lackeys are not that stupid

not walking back the tariffs

"there will be pain"

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

its over.

Posted late in the previous bake. Art predicting life.

Mr. Blackrock

TRANSITION PROBLEMS

See how low energy he is? He's desperate for the market to get better. He doesn't want to lose face, but he's 100% looking for anything he can to walk back the tariffs and get the market to stop dumping.

The most important thing in the market right now is Trump's emotional state.

BALD

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I opened the stream but all I see is A VERY LOW ENERGY INDIVIDUAL
SAD
DUMP IT

If we pump it proves retail investors are cock goblins

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOXLBAGGIES

ALREADY ALMOST DONE SPEAKING
NO PAUSES NO NOTHING

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starts rambling about how good everything is going

line goes up

easy as that

trump goes live

Immediately starts dumping again

Hello everyone! The market is fake and gay but please buy in right now.
Also please remember Hunter Biden.
Have fun!

TALK ABOUT TOTAL KRIEG U FUCKING COCK INSTEAD OF MUH 2 BILLION DOLLARS A DAY
WE WERE ROLLING STEEL IN THE TRILLIONS IN WW2 YOU CAN'T GET THAT WITHOUT A REASON (it won't be shipbuilding again obviously tho)

WHY IS MARKET MOONING?
I thought circuit breaker hit today

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transition problems

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will japan cuck him again?

mfw bought puts on open, sold 20 minutes ago for $2700 and now im holding cheap NVDA and YINN calls

WE'RE MAKING SO MANY DEALS

I guess Americans have to go back to that homestead life they romanticize so much.

too much shower pressure, another exec order backfiring

Are institutions really that stupid to fall for an obvious lie?

HAHAHAHAHHAAH
HE SOUNDS SO DEFEATED
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

come on zognald, pump it

Trump speech

Nothing is changing

DUMP DUMP DUMP

Anyone who buys right now is betting on the ramblings of a senile old man

US ships first and free through the Panama Canal

"Framework"

BULLSHIT

Jesas. If they continue to fuck with the Panama Canal, what are the chances China starts fucking with Taiwan?

why is DJT pumping?

TRUE AND VALID
MIGA

Anemic

Reminder that homesteading fucking sucked but since most Americans don't have college education they wouldn't know

he sounds low energy were dumping

sounds sad and low energy

this is a bad sign

EVERYTHING IS FINE WE ARE WINNING BILLIONS OF BIOUTIFUL DOLLARS

He said calmly

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institutions

it's all individual retards

Surely you didn't buy the bull trap yesterday, right anon-kun?

Bribes are flooding in.

I am putting 50/50 on a Taiwan blockade

BREAKING: THEY'RE TALKING TO SO MANY COUNTRIES

Yes we are transitioning

PETE - I SIGNED A DEAL WITH THE PANAMA AUTHORITY TO ALLOW US TROOPS TO SECURE THE PANAMA CANAL FROM CHINESE INFLUENCE

PETE - THE PRESIDENT OF PANAMA WANTS THE COMMUNIST CHINESE OUT

TRUMP - WE WILL MOVE A LOT OF TROOPS TO PANAMA

I bought and am up.
Never bet against MAGA

IS PUMPINGGGG SLURPBROS WE MADE IT

everyone flocking to truth social to see trump's tweets

actually not a bad buy imho

please USA don't kill yourself

Is the planet being run by finance retards? Like what the fuck is happening?

Name one actual country challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

TERRAIN

TERRAIN

PULL UP

PULL UP

Minimums
Minimums
Glideslope
Bank angle

This is escalation

the gold card

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS
PUMP IT

SO MANY DEALS WITH COUNTRIES
TRUMP CARD IS OUT
THE ANTISEMITISM

oh I have and i'm doing very well thanks

Completely fucking empty promises lmao and Slurpers will unironically buy into it

even forbes breaking news comment section is shitting on trump lol
youtube.com/live/gq7YT9UEBps

antisemitism

ANTISEMITISM MENTIONED
PUMP PUMP PUMP

Retail doesn't matter. Not even in crypto.

H1B Indian manager, whipping all the MAGA slaves in the bauxite mine

Do YOU have 5 million dollars to buy a TRUMP GOLD CARD (not actually a green card, not an authorized immigration document by congress)

Qrd on orange retard's speech so far? bullish or bearish?

Singapore

He's been about the tariffs since the 80s.

Implement your dream of 40 years

Everyone shits on it

Pls no bully

a lot of countries want to talk with us

it's incredible

well that's to be excepted if you throw a tantrum and tariffs everyone up to the fucking penguins

why are they going around the classroom like its high school english

I'm up 38% so far betting against maga

addressing antisemitism

trump card

gold card

sorry what?
is trump trying to sell something on live television while the stock market tanks?
are you fucking with me?

TRUMP - WE WILL MOVE A LOT OF TROOPS TO PANAMA

That sounds very expensive

chief of commerce already stops talking about tariff and closes with the "Trump card" citizenship sale

now onto the "antisemitism" in universities

PUMP ALREADY DYING, NOT BULLISH

MIGA

parked everything into gold
fuck this shit, america going full zimbabwe mode

its doomping

Thank God anti-semites are being deported. MAGA!

THEY HIT THE FUCKING TOWERS
SELL
SELLLLLLLLL

I guess Americans have to go back to that homestead life they romanticize so much.

homestead americans are the most powerful warriors in the world
only the natives with british and french drill and arms can compete
you should be terrified of either have you to face them

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pump it!

triple down the policy that lead to the market dumping

it'll definitely work today!

lol

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IF THESE ARE THE LEADS TO STOP CRASH IT'S GOING DOWN

Where does the Smart money go during this kind of Volatility.
Anybody have any good stonks to suggest

its a 5 million dollar green card that you can buy

Africa.
Checkmate retard

AIslop

Kys

Where does the Smart money go during this kind of Volatility.

Euros

well the market is pumping since he started.

Gongo back

Unironically gold

tl;dr: economy doing perfect, moving more troops into panama to help kick china out, good progress on dealing with antisemitism in universities

what the fuck is that livestream? antisemitism? trump card? genuinely what the fuck did i miss?

EVERYONE WANNA TALK TO US

Yeah I bet

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where is the muskrat

They know the more they talk about tariffs the more the bond market is going to tank

heard and mcdonald island

if they don't have pump-worthy news then all they have to do is keep this cabinet meeting going until markets close to maintain the crab

if there's no bombshell this isn't going to cut it, circuit was obviously dodged because he was about to speak

yeah everything's good countries are talking to us (eg. we'll drop the tariffs if you do)

now onto the real pressing matter, some people are protesting against israel and thats bad...

we're not dropping tariffs

buy the Trump Card™

we're also boycotting our own universities for our Jewish donors

BIG
BEAUTIFUL
BILL

how do you buy euros, never have

amerilard

TAX CUTS
REGULATION CUTS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BEAUTIFUL

BILL

BEAUTIFUL

BILL

BEAUTIFUL

BILL

BEAUTIFUL

BILL

are you enjoying the markets, anon?

take a look at UST yields and euro/dollar conversion rate lmao

A TRUMP CREDIT CARD?!

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he's looking tired isn't he?

THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL

loud mouths trying to sound calm and reassuring

I'm too old for this shit. The house is burning down behind the scene.

big beautiful bill

is he fucking retarded?

Too autistic, slowly being moved out of the inner circle

He's deporting the anti-semites to China

noeh

BILL STATUS?

I have real estate in the UK and Poland.

And is gonna crash if he stops without saying anything meaningful.
Easy gains thought. I cann see some maga investors really trust this guys no matter what

He's like 90 years old

Cancelled by Trump after questioning the Fuhrer's tariff declaration

Apple who just had their costs increased 100% going up 15% yesterday was peak clown world, but so is Trump so fuck.

He's absolutely deflated. He knows he fucked up and he wants out, but doesn't want to lose face. Expect continual steps away from the tariff plan over the next week, with pumps each time.

BIG
BEAUTIFUL

Quints of truth

AAHHHH ITS GOING UP

smart money exits the market and waits out this shitshow

HOLY

NOONNOOONONOOO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SHIP BUILDING
YOU DONT HAVE THE MERCHANT MARINE TO DO IT
LET CHINA BUIL THE SHIPPING CONTAINERS YOU FUCKING RETARDS THERES NO BLAST FURNANCES HOLLY SHIITT

WTF WAS THAT

BIG AND BEAUTIFUL

Euro military company stocks

small and ugly

BIG
BEAUTIFUL
BLACK
BILL

Is everybody ready for pharmaceutical tariffs?

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I think even Elon is tired of this shit

BUY SHIPBUILDING STOCKS QUICK DON'T THINK JUST DO IT FORGET THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO STEEL OR WORKERS

BREAKING: WE WANT TO BUILD SHIPS TOO

He's gone and on his way out
He lost Wisconsin he lost his good graces in politics

Muh shipbuilding

There's a reason why the Chinese are running circles around the US you dolt

He's 78. Like what happened with Sleepy Joe, he's just not healthy enough to be president. The idea that he can even do a third term is just laughable.

Still trying to beat Bloated Miller

we're rebuilding our shipbuilding business

so we'll order ships from other countries

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BIG BEAUTIFUL COAL

The White House announced that shipments valued at $800 and sent through the international postal network from China to the U.S. will now face a 120% tariff (or $100 per item from May 2 to June 1, and then $200 per item beginning June 1).

BUILD SHIPS WITH WHAT RAW MATERIALS DONALD

LMAO

suckers rally status?

like what

As an European, I found out that Eli Lilly has a factory here so I don’t care.

we wanna build ships

*taps the sign*

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-4%? that's it? lol

Strangulating

BIG BEAUTIFUL RAW MATERIAL

low energy ass cabinet meeting, hello circuit breaker my old friend

Isnt the American ship building industry extinct
We have no steel

CLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLDCLOWNWORLD

What companies even build ships? I want to see all the migatards pumping

praise me please!!

*pause*

(annoyed) ..you're doing a great job

I wish more games instead of bullet sponges they did Ghost of Tsushima where hardest just made you softer.

GREAT AMERICAN MATERIALS!

MUSK MENTIONED SHORT TSLA NOW

My bro donald had a rough night
Someone hug him

kekkk

22b of anti ship building grants CANCELLED

OH were going to go to congress for a big beautiful bill. were going to make big beautiful ships in america, believe me folks

SOUNDS LIKE $20 BILLION MORE TO ISRAEL

THAT MEAN STINKY EPA

what the fuck is up with all this dickriding

WOOD BEAUTIFUL WOOD AND BEAUTIFUL COAL

AI CAPITAL
OF THE WOOOOORLD

AMERICA IS LITERALLY BUILT FOR BIG BEAUTIFUL CONTAINERS

HES FALLING ASLEEP

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just buy it from canada at a 25% tariff markup

He looks very chinese today
Is China taking an effect on him?

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Wait isnt he putting back the 800 limit then

bro im actually getting ragebaited by these fucking retards

i just bought, fucking nothingburger

BOND AUCTIONS BEGINNING IN 2 MINUTES
CHECK IN 5 MINUTES
FAILURE IS EXTREMELY BAD
BONDS GOING HIGHER MIGHT SAVE TRUMPS ASS ACTUALLY

GOOD LUCK
USA USA USA USA

ai capital of the world

long samsung?

Are cabinet meetings always this sycophantic?

When is he going to unilaterally offer citizenship to Canadians and try to annex alberta?

Fuck man i don't know, do we even have any?

oh great blompf is talking about da j00z and they are the reason im a giant fucking loser

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Once Trump fires and replaces Powell with someone who actually does things then he'll be able to bring the situation under control.

They're going to do this until market close to buy time until Powell can be kidnapped and brainwashed

Is this real?

BIG BEAUTIFUL HOME GROWN AMERICAN ALUMINUM (from quebec) AND BIG BEAUTIFUL HOME GROWN AMERICAN LUMBER (from british columbia)

life has actually become this episode of Futurama

Running the country like a business is going well.

You forget one of the most importan laws of the universe, that nothing ever happens

reality is setting in

He looks so sad
He looks like a little kid who got yelled at

What the fuck is he even saying???

Whos winning atm?

with him? certainly

This meeting is just his cabinet taking turns sucking his dick

BEAUTIFUL STEEL INDUSTRY IS GOING BACK TOMORROW
TAKE MONEY OF YOUR SAVINGS AND INVEST INTO STEEL NOW

in certain countries

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Hyundai, Samsung, Mitsubishi, a fuckton of Chinese companies

me

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just bullshit how great everything's gonna be

market pumps

it's that easy huh?

serious plans folks

even in my office job where everyone is super positive hecking friendly nobody acts like this lmfao, crazy

Totally organic posting

kek bullfags

BIGGEST AI PLANTS IN THE WORLD
NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE
BROOKS BIRTHDAY TODAY

He looks like a corpse being used to put project 2025 in place

I hope brook gets raped by fat indian men

Those aren't american though.

wait is he saying he would privatise power plants? are they private in america?

So am I. I'm going to sleep.

MARKET IS PUMPING

happy birthday!!!!

brooke is a milf

crabbing

TALK MORE ABOUT ANTISEMITISM

NEWS????

If this is the emergency meeting to save the market we are completely fucked holy shit it's just a dick sucking session

I slurped 11,000 SOXL yesterday. sold at close
slurped 11,000 again today. 1% stoploss, but we laucnhing yet again boyz

BIG BEAUTIFUL ROADS

entire thread watching the same livestream sees the same things at the same time

WOAH

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At least maga investors are consistant that means we can suck the fuckers dry the next day

USA IS GOING ALL IN ON BBC
BIG AND BEAUTIFUL
COMPUTERS
CONTAINERS
COAL
CHINESE TARIFFS
CRABBING

panicans sold the bottom

holy shit KILLER 30 YEAR YIELDS GET OUT OF PUTS AND SQQQ NOW!!!!

Gold, real estate, secret offshore savings accounts.

LOL
LMAO

I think they're speculating that trump is going to say something good among all this bullshit.

They're fuckin wrong.

it's brooks birthday

pumps

I'm gonna build a big and beautiful ship and we're gonna pick mangoes in Tahiti.

Thank you for this post. I make my posts are about the jews just for you.
Yes, the presidential cabinet itself is taking its time to boycott billions from its own universities at the request of the jews.

use big words

market pump

damn I should get into politics

biggest best AI plants

shame you put a tariff on the country making the cards you need

How would bonds going higher be good for the market or Trump?

Wow...you're telling me this for the first time

Do these dicksuckers sound disgusting to you? I'm getting a reflexive disgust from hearing them talk.

green and social justice requirements

Whi thought this meeting was a good idea? Fire them all
It was just sucking dick

fuck I didn't sell my puuuutttttt

Is this how all his meetings go? Just seeing who can suck his dick the most. Sir thank you sir I just want to thank you sir everything is going great sir.

steel

paper mache

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

YOU DONT HAVE ANY BLAST FURNACES LEFT, CALL ANDREW CARNEGIE
oh wait hes dead

yea yea more ball gargling

wew

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SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

I HOPE YOU BOUGHT CALLS ANON

not a big fan of the jews

Brook's birthday rally

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Denny's and Lean Hogs

smart money exits the market and waits out this shitshow

I pulled some shares out yesterday that I was up on. paid for the initial investment in them. So if it goes down at least me principal is already out

How could listening to these sycophants suck trumps dick inspire anyone to buy

We're family.

NUCLEAR

+25% TIP FOR YOUR URANIUM TOO

She's having the biggest birthday, gonna be the most beautiful birthday you've ever seen

ESL retard

You can just tell these people aren't pretending, they're actually retarded.

i suppose.
yeah, or they're celebrating that he's not saying something absolutely terrible like firing powell.

AMERICAN FARMERS ARE WELFARE QUEENS!

It's pushed the Nasdaq up 1.5% and all they've done is trashed Biden and vaguepost about what they plan to do

wonderful joke dear leader!

all this North Kroea style glazing of the supreme leader, no wonder he loves Kim Jong Un so much.

holy shit i sold my puts at the absolute bottom
i knew there was gonna be a scam pump coming

gold cards

antisemitism

ai

birthdays

farmers and ranchers

YES KEEP IT UP

who this and where do i find porn of her?

so the pump was due to successful bond auction, not news, ok.
we're heading down to new low for sure unless orange man throw us a bone today.

conservatives are just that retarded

Jesus Christ this is like dear leader shit. Very gay

yes, they do, same reflex. i'm not american though, so my tolerance is probably lower for it than the people who regularly have to endure this shit.

he's not saying something absolutely terrible like firing powell.

Just wait

are the meetings with the people that literally were hired to ride his meat always this sycophantic

Dunno, honestly

DEI MENTIONED PUMP IT

What a cocksucking contest, gee. Are we really pumping on that shit? The dump after it's done must be glorious.

transgender DEI green new deal

Oh that is more in linenwith the pump

FARMERS AND RANCHERS

+25% TIP FOR YOUR FERTILIZER

TRANNIES
DEI
ANTISEMITISM

TRANSGENDER DEI GREEN NEW DEAL CONNECTED TO FOOD STAMPS SOMEHOW

Dip is over. BUY BUY BUY.

Trannies btfo

GET THE TRANSGENDER DEI STUFF OUT OF THE USDA THIS WILL SAVE MONEY ON FOOD STAMPS MAGA MAGA MAGA

removing foodstamps

Bro you don't wanna anger the people of colour

the eggs are pumping

Eggs are down!

You must me some weak tranny sissy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SUPER BOWL FOR EGGS

EGGS are down BIG

Easter is like the superbowl for eggs

terrible like firing powell.

they should do that right fucking now

Looking at my order history my stop loss saved me pretty much perfectly from this scam pump. God Bless.

new bread

any other good gold miners like HMY and DRD?

Euro military company stocks

Any suggestions?
That's very risky though. Euro's might cuck to trump by agreeing to by our military equipment in exchange for tariff relief. Us military might be better in that scenario

based maoist migger

Israel

Are the Chinese troll farms now on to happy merchant memes, lol.
You actually saw this, and thought it was worth saving? I can’t tell if your a seething 50 cent, a soulless vatnik damned to hell for lying, or the most gullible retard alive.

OH I'M WAITING WITH BATED BREATH HERE BROTHER

who this

Mireska the Dark Willow, dota character

and where do i find porn of her?

the internet

imagine being afraid of girlcock

Learn English before commenting on U.S. politics nigger

Xiaolan is betting on puts.

Debt and deficit go burr

corn/basedbean farmers come up

WHAT ABOUT GIBS

THANK YOU FOR REMOVING DEI TRANSGENDER FROM THE USDA

literally nothing

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good job anon
always take profits, especially when the market moves hard in your direction and you're trading a shitcoin that moves 10% on tweets and vibes

nice job

Solidcore Resources, I have some shares I’d sell you. It might be light treason though. Very light.

Lost another 5 iq watching that

BIG BEAUTIFUL COAL

I just dumped some yesterday on the surge up. Still have some left though.

at least half the people in the cabinet meeting are billionaires

volatilichads wwa

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harping on the age thing again and making a joke out of it for the 20th time

Imagine losing billions just to make you self unpopular. MAGA will never respect him because he made billion mostly off government money, and now the left hates him

Yup, character from the 80s Transformers comic.

This is some fucking circus, I know for a fact if I touch the buy button its going down 5%. If I leave it be, its going to the moon.

Whoah there Kek - what gives lol ? I thought Trump was based

Also checked - I still belive in Trump, too many digits I GOT in GETS over years - Praise KEK !!

complete market reset

Good

Holy shit
Trump is a genius

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good progress on dealing with antisemitism in universities

It's not antisemitism to protest against killing women and children. stop with the Pilpul

If the protests were against the killing of women and children, where were the protesters advocating for the release of the Israeli hostages?