/smg/ - Stock Market General

TOTAL
MARKET
DEATH

Trumps just burning down the global economy and he thinks it’s funny

I honestly expect news that China and the US agreed to pause their new tariffs for 90 days either today or tomorrow.

THERE IT IS

i can't believe it's actually happening

youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=sGTGG4IiqzXs1NDk

How do we kill ourselves now guys?

WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!

reminder that anyone who didn't see this coming is a retard

I told you all

You could have listened

SOXL

Kek baggiiiieeeeeeeeeeees

Gonna go masturbate to Seiba real quick.

Be right back guys.

We're so back, the deal worked out. Bet you feel dumb now don't you bobo?

Someone knows what this trump cabinet meeting is going to be about!

TERRAIN
TERRAIN
PULL UP RETARD
PULL UP RETARD

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTT

Stop edging me market wtf

STOP EDGING ME YOU BASTARDS

HOLY FUCK

Unbelivable
Just unbelivable

based

Nice

Now that's more like it

HERE IT COMES
HOOOOLD OOOOOOOON

WHY ISN'T HE STEPPING IN

DONG ZHUO IS SPEAKING IN 3 MINUTES
TRUST THE PLAN ANOTHER 200 YEARS OF HAN DOMINATION

WE HAVE HIT -7% NASDAQ

Ding

MY TSLA PUTS ARE THE GREEN WOOHOO

-7%!!!!

MINUS SEVEN PERCENT

YOU GUYS GOT PUMP AND DUMPED LIKE 5 TIMES BY TRUMP THIS MONTH AND YOU HAVENT LEARNED YET

You put a businessman whos all about the monwy monnwy monwy in office

Nothing ever happens.

C'est finni

I'm literally basedjaking in front of my monitor

OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNN

WE HIT IT

HERE COMES THE BULL TRAP

DINGDINGDINGDING

finally dip toes into options

sell put on HOOD

already -10%

All I can do laugh at my own stupidity.

BEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!!

IT'S IN FUCKING FREE FALL
BRACE FOR IMPACT
BRACE FOR IMPACT

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

C'MON I'M ABOUT TO BUSS!

Post your trade history showing your sell in December you larping double retard

Buying

I don't have any money in the stock market and I still wanna cry in the casino.

The END of america

THESE BATTLE SCAAAAAAAARS
DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FADING
DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE EVER GOING AWAY
THEY AIN'T EVER GONNA CHANGE

HALT THE TRADING NOW!!!

Suffering untold

pic

me trying to earn money for stale bread and margarine (butter is gonna be too expensive) in ten months the dogshit way this economy is going

IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE

CLOSE THE MARKET PLEASE

This is a part of the plan.

You bought SPY puts yesterday, right?

Right?

Breaker incoming

-2167

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

HOOOOOLD!

I'll admit, I had some doubts. But Bobo was right. The whole rally is going to evaporate.

Because their isn't a tariff pause Trump thinks he's got China on the ropes but he's about to crash the retail sector hard which will decrease faith in the government

IT WAS CHEAP BEFORE AND YOU DIDNT BUY NOW ITS CHEAP AGAIN AND YOU STILL WONT BUY

DONT WORRY ANOTHER 10% ON CHINA WILL FIX THIS FUCKING KEK

THROW THE DAMN TOWEL

TOTAL MARKET DEATH

The End of Wallengelion Street

yeah but I sold on open god dammit

IT'S EDGING

HOLY SHIT TURN ON FOX BUSINESS THEY ARE COPING HARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HIS CALLS GOT REKT

SAYONARA MUMU SAN

HELP ME

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

U.S. EGG PRICES REACH ALL-TIME HIGH, UP 5.6% FROM LAST MONTH

PISS DRINKERSSSSSSSS

Paper hands brother

FUCKING SLURPERS, STOP!

Gold is mooning

kek

I'm buying

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

MANIPULATED AS FUCK

please give me my money back, I don't care about trannies and libtards anymore ;__;

KEEP THE MARKETS OPEN
BLEED EM DRY

How long till Trump cucks on China Xi is a humble man he will cuck ocne the Americans admit they are retarded

NEW TRUTH SOCIAL POST
MILLIONS OF MAGA FANS RUSHING TO PAWN SHOPS AND PAYDAY LENDERS TO BUY THE DIP AT THE REQUEST OF THE GOD EMPEROR

HOPE THE WOUND HEALS BUT IT NEVER DOES
THAT'S COS YOU AT WAR WITH LOVE

Holding for dear life

Have fun!

they are trying to avoid the circuit breaker lmao

USD is also crashing

RUN

because its the beginning of a recession, fucking retard

only SPY hit -7% due to margin call. SPX itself didn't so no circuit breaker.
LMAO

Nasdaq properly hit 7% wtf, do you need a candle

not trump i'm talking about walter, we need a hero over here

heeming the american economy without even leaving my room

Are egg futures a thing? Good time to buy?

HERE IT COMES BABY. HOLD ONTO SOMETHING!!!!!!

-5.50%

OH MUMU
COME OUT TO PLAY MUMU

buying calls after a 10% upwards move

Fucking idiot

can't buy SOXL with vanguard? what a fucking scam

WE'RE BACK

Donald told them to buy?
Domp eet

OK WHO IS SLURPING? I WAS PROMISED A CIRCUIT BREAKER

Should I sell my inverse in case of circuit breaker?

WE HAVE LIFT OFF

TRUMP DEMANDS YOU BUY

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING FOR

uncertainty does that to you

prices falling despite the left's doomsday predictions

right above a -5% DOW ticker

-5.77

MUUUUUUMUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

Trump doesn’t even dare show his face, very disrespectful

Genuinely used ebay goods or thrift shops and shit will be gold for awhile, no tariffs on used stuff. Might be the way to survive for some of us.

BEAR TRAP CLOSING
BEAR TRAP CLOSING

euroLORD status?

Supreme Court grants Trump temporary power to fire top agency officials, Possibly allowing for power to fire Jerome Powell

SELL, FUCKING SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
HE'S GOING TO DO A FUCKING ERDOGAN
90% FUCKING INFLATION SOON

Is there a circuit breaker if the market goes up too fast?

Slurpers are so retarded LMAOOOO
On the verge of a circuit breaker and your instinct is too fucking BUY???

i sold my puts, made $2600
you just know it will end green today

Remember to say "Thank you Mr President"

No

Supreme Court grants Trump temporary power to fire top agency officials, Possibly allowing for power to fire Jerome Powell

SOURCE?!

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

spx still dumping

Here comes the bounce.

SOURCE NOW

jesus, time to buy guns and ammo

faron gong up china prease nihao no trianaman square

-6.12

MUMU! CMON MAN! TALK TO ME MUMU!

TRUMP LATE TO SPEAK

TRUMP LATE TO SPEAK

TRUMP LATE TO SPEAK

TRUMP LATE TO SPEAK

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-09/us-chief-justice-lets-trump-remove-two-agency-leaders-for-now?leadSource=reddit_wall

Buy when red

Is this shit insider trading? Why is it pumping?
Has Trump said a thing?

Lmao, really? That nigger is speedrunning his way to turning the US into Russia 2.0.

>Supreme Court grants Trump temporary power to fire top agency officials, Possibly allowing for power to fire Jerome Powell

Holy fuck, it was granted? I thought he just asked for it.

it's real

HOLY FUCK HE'S GOING FULL ERDOGAN
GET THE FUCK OUT

that's what you get for not wearing a suit mother trucker

There is no ceiling, but there is a floor

I bet MIGAtards are flipfloping again and celebrating this too

he asked they didn't grant it
yet

Retail are attempting to slurp

Nothing like clicking a button, waiting 5 minutes, clicking another button and being 500 dollars richer

bonds about to moon if this is true

for the love of god what the fuck is up now? what has he done this time?

been waging, just got back to see the markets blood red - I thought things were okay for a bit after yesterday?

It's a nothing burger

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-09/us-chief-justice-lets-trump-remove-two-agency-leaders-for-now

US Chief Justice John Roberts let President Donald Trump temporarily oust top officials at two independent agencies while the Supreme Court decides how to handle a new showdown over presidential power.

Roberts’ order puts on hold a federal appeals court decision favoring National Labor Relations Board member Gwynne Wilcox and Merit Systems Protection Board member Cathy Harris.

The case is testing a 1935 Supreme Court ruling that let Congress shield high-ranking officials from being fired, paving the way for the independent agencies that now proliferate across the US government. The legal wrangling ultimately could test whether Trump has the power to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell.

Trump on Wednesday asked the Supreme Court to let him immediately fire the two officials and also to take the unusual step of granting full review without waiting for a final ruling from the appeals court. Roberts asked the two officials to respond to Trump’s request by April 15.

Fuck your slurping we're going -35% at least on SPY for this bear market

he wasn't already prepared

ngmi

dead cat bounce

Remember this before you get too excited

NASD-ACK

a bit of pain is worth American grown vanilla farmed in North Dakota

STOP THE COUNT

Oh wow actually forget the tariffs this might be enough to drop the market 7%, Powell is extremely popular. Then again I see why Trump wants this power, because he was to cut rates, if he could get some stooge from Trump University to promise him a .50 he will do it. This is to refinance our national debt which is what Trump is trying to do IMHO.

Feeling a little bullish

SCOTUS will side with Powell

The US stock market was a social experiment conducted by the University of Stanford. The experiment is now concluded and we thank you for your participation

jesus christ

good luck bobros
be careful of slurpers and truths™

decent prediction desu

I was so excited to circuit breaker

HOLY FUCK SOURCE?????? BUY GOLD/SILVER/ANYTHING ELSE IF TRUE IT'S FUCKING OVER

It's testing the waters

So how much billions did the fed just spend on this (completetely organic) pump?

Slurpers are pushing hard, we recovered 400 points

is this bullish or bearish???

Will they? Roberts has basically made the court another arm of the executive branch, he crowned Trump a king and doesn't fight back meaningfully

Tbf it makes sense but they won't allow him to touch Powell Robert's wants to keep his power

My puts expire tomorrow and I will probably get fucked because of that scam pump yesterday

mfw 20x bear position on NDQ from the -2.5% open

Nothing ever happens. It will be green tomorrow, you will see.

Who's gonna invest in the US market after that though? You can't predict anything with that retard in charge. The money will flow somewhere else.

Just got back from jerking it to Seibah. What did I miss?

jerome Powell gonna get fired

Good. Fuck him.

Roberts wont turn on the central bank

I hate maga so much bros

I love the Euro.

Thank you Mr President

Made Trump a king

If Trump fucks with the courts Robert's will respond but he won't them if he's smart

Damage is done
Money is going to China

Gentlemen; a few posts from earlier today for your consideration. Enjoy.

At this point there's no reason at all for europeans to buy US stocks. Not only are the values tanking but USD is soon worth fuck-all so the value for you is getting raped from both ends.

Trump say anime will be made real, markets ecstatic

Now the EUR/USD move makes total sense.

JEROME POWELL IS GETTING FIRED
TOTAL TURKEY MODE

FUCK YOU SLURPER

It doesn't matter, the Trump administration ignores court orders.
Just have him arrested and removed by federal forces, who will stop him?

it will unironically end green kek

why would anyone be slurping right now lmao, even the slight chance he announces he's going after powell and its beyond over

What's everyone's economic collapse Business going to be? I'll be selling cigarettes and ripped DVDs

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

Circuit breaker actually happened I think... I see stuff going up but for some reason my sell order book is not moving so I think it happened.

So i just buy whenever vix hits 50? Winning is that easy?

lmao thx for saving those bud

4 years of the dark winter

Trump fires Powell

installs yes man and reduces interest rates to zero immediately

The fix is in, bud.

Don't get too excited. Did you forget what happened last time?

Cheapness is in fact a good reason to buy

Fires Powell

Yes man

I fully expect the world to dump it

I'm ready for the alien invasion.

why the fuck are we pumping

Nobody I hate more in this world than Slurpers
LET ME SEE MY FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER

How do you cut rates when they're at zero? Negative interest? Pay people to borrow money?

Miga sissies what's our response?! I WILL BE SELLING MY ASS at this rate that's what...fuck!!!

Love that pic lol.

terminal slurping, no other reason

I plan to rob autistic silver stackers at gunpoint in downtown Tulsa OK

Everyone wants Powell to be fired

TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE

TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE

TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE

TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE

fundamentals are out we're in clown market now

They are buying the dip also maybe the fed

Sorry maybe not I don't know
but call premium is batshit crazy no way am I buying this crap before Trump fires Powell in a few minutes.

Trump was about to announce the firing Powell

Powell comited suicide on the federal reserve main chamber

they don't know how to break this

cabinet meeting is being delayed

The EU had that some years ago, it's to get people to actually buy goods instead of letting it rot in banks.

holy fuck zimbabwe soon
Anon Babbletourists forever btfo
oh shit

Let him cook

We're watching inflation in real time.

kek

PLEASE SAVE THE STOCK MARKET

Also probably going to annocue a fre trade deal with Israel

Except banks

he's always late lmao this means nothing unfortunately

where are all the MIGGERS??
remember, you got TDS if you dont agree with the wholesale raping and pillaging of america

GUYS DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS RIGHT NOW ON PNCN?

This you?

I used to sell burps on onlyfans.

EU AND CHINA START NEGOTIATIONS TO ABOLISH EU TARIFFS ON CHINESE ELECTRIC VEHICLES - HANDELSBLATT

The last rationale minds in the WH are grovelling on the floor right now begging Trump not to fire Powell, and it's taking him some time to step over them

?

No, this is

NON STOP ASS RAPE

No arrow so you look like that

he bought

keking right now

ft.com/content/28d01c79-7d49-46ff-b666-9b6e0bdaa716

Worth keeping this article in mind.

TSLA -1000

Buy calls , (((they))) started SLURPING dont short the bottom like a retard

4 years of this circus

aaaand down the line goes
you go out of the circus, watch from the sidelines and buy euros or gold before you need to burn USD to heat your home

DOES TRUMP KNOW ABOUT THIS??!?!?!?

unironically buying SOXL calls now

Get your money out of the US entirely.

classic

if you dont agree with the wholesale raping and pillaging of america

I agree with it as a eurotard, am I a based plan trusting maga patriot too?

MAGA:

hey we just want fair trade and manufacturing to come home

trannies:

YOU’RE RAPING AND PILLAGING ME AHHHHH

Wait why was it ok for EU to have tariffs? I thought they supported free trade…

MIGA
I
G
A

they're busy praying for a manly sweatshop job to their grumpfy portrait hanging up in their living room

EU AND CHINA START NEGOTIATIONS TO ABOLISH EU TARIFFS ON CHINESE ELECTRIC VEHICLES - HANDELSBLATT

bought after the "dump" earlier, im quaking

where is the press conference

I have shares in onlyfans farts sorry

HE SAID IT'S GONNA BE PAIN IN THE STOCK MARKET. WHICH PART OF THIS ISN'T CLEAR?

Lmao get fucked reddit niggers

Drop the tariffs, and there will be an end to the horror

Trump ordered the buying or American traders are throwing their money into bonds

/f1/ poster

Trump doesn't look at the market, his own words

No, he's playing golf.

HANDLESBLATT!!!!!!!!

emergency over , to the moon

S&P 500 VIX +47.26%

I am financially ruined!!
I'm not (yet) but I just love saying that on times like these

we are checking

wouldn't this completely wreck EU car industry

conference starts

make up some bullshit

everything moons

slurpers winning soon

clueless

All in on Chinese market, what do I buy? BYD?

late for what?

Holy shit, I just remembered this character...

MIGA my friend
Trust the plan MIGApede!
Q

why would it wreck something that doesn't exist anymore?

God I love BND. Let’s drop another 10% so I can rebalance. Thanks Trump

Is Trump trying to flush the toilet or what's going on

historic crash

historic rally

historic crash

historic rally

Is this the greatest crabbing in history?

BYD is gonna balloon the fuck out if the EU tariffs are removed.

Set my stop loss a bit wider than normal to try and ride more

Spike still caught it

Ah well. I recovered my early EU losses and a hefty more with this Tesla/Apple short. All smiles.

I was there!

youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU

you must be a trannie!

I don't know guys at least if China wins we will maybe just become European in spirit 25th Amendment Trump and then get a kind leader installed maybe Pete Buttigeig. He's a faggot but he seems like a dweeb in that European style nerdcore thing. We will put all resources into making everyones lives easier and then try to get some cottage industry products China likes to buy and they build and invent everything and we might help them get Faster Than Light travel and move towards a de facto One World Government lead by a Mass Politburo with AI Assist. Could be comfy.

Still never learning Mandarin out of spite though.

can someone pls give me a qrd on whats caused this today?

Uh oh line is going down again...

they make ICE cars

oooh thnx

I'll be a tinker, mayhaps a brasier

touching -6% nasdaq again

RECYCLE

tariffs are still on
world is still mad
orange man still in charge
nothing changed

Mr BlackRock

Little on the nose

He’s right though, you can’t flush anything down the low flow toilets

down down down to goblin town

It's part of larger trade talks, so it's likely with some tradeoffs/considerations.

Trump says he will cut the EU's throat if they get closer with Xi

They do it anyway what a cuck Trump really is a coward

People sold their bags and recognize the emperor has no clothes

historic crab

Useful trading tool for this month's situation:
magic-8ball.com/

THE CHAMP IS HERE

objectively a better future for the vast majority of americans

THE EU HAVE BETRAYED US, TARIFFS WILL RESUME IMMEDIATELY

chances of this?

Without their own mines and battery fabs the EU can't build an EV industry.

dead cat bounce from yesterday ended and trump might inflate the shit out of the dollar

China is cutting EV production to compensation according to reports

but this made the market pump and was the same situation at close yesterday

Trump is old as fuck, he might just die before this term is over.

most of the tariffs are still active.
sharts tariffed natural resources so can't manufacture anything.
sharts tariffed china 125% so can't buy anything.
grumpy can manipulate the market with tweets, so no more confidence in us markets or USD

we need to get the world to treat us more fairly!

t. president of the wealthiest most abusive country on earth

Trump and his movement are literally delusional and they're going to destroy the US with their completely imaginary version of America as an underdog being beaten down needing tariffs to save the day.

this was unsustainable

Me, I caused this.

stocks would be mooning

What i will never understand is how people buy into the obvious scam in the first place. Like it was obvious that nothing had changed and the market was doomed to crash again after his market manipulation, why buy?

there's going to be a transition

but in the end it's going to be okay

shit you're right nothing ever happens

He told them to buy

buy high sell low

Yesterday's pump was pure fucking cope.

total hon victory

why would anyone be slurping right now lmao, even the slight chance he announces he's going after powell and its beyond over

I slurped 11,000 SOXL yesterday. sold at close
slurped 11,000 again today. 1% stoploss, but we laucnhing yet again boyz

I kekked

They're building IFV and tanks now, did you miss the shift or what.