/smg/ - Stock Market General

underlying circumstances hasn't changed
tarriffs are still on, consumer costs will go up, recession is certain
US desperately going around shaking the world down to fix the 36t debt
countries with money aren't baiting
japs backstabbing tells you how much asia is united & seething
manufacturing aren't coming back, not with raw material/supply chain 100% tariffs + labor costs
us just barks and see which idiot will blink and pay the toll
blinkers are poor and will offer nothing significant
euphoria is wearing off, underlying realities is setting in
geopolitical and economic deposition gets worse by the day
red red red

p-p-p-please buy our treasuries... we're dying...

lol

Show me your war face

trump is a loser and worst president ever!

open

expected 2%

check just now

nearly 5% drop

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

time for a spicy tweet, too steady

There are millions of "fundamentals based", "academic" retail investors worldwide spamming refresh on Trump's Qtard social media page as we speak.

real

Just got tons of trade confirmation emails from my family's trust fund and a missed call on my phone

Is this a buy or sell signal?

He ToLD Me To BUyyYYYy!?!?!?!,! Ananananwieudbbdvr cuuuuummm!?!?!?!.!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!?!?!?@.@=>$ w!?!?!?!

people panicanned

The insiders secured their payout, now the market manipulation switch is turned off and the market is reflecting the reality of the economy

Mr President sir, this is happening because you paused the tariffs, reactivate them immediately...

dollar is getting HEEMED

Cos' I'm free... Free falling!

mfw I will be able to buy SOXL at 2-4 in a few months, soon

imagine if we got Trump to tweet about Gamergate

to

imagine if we got Trump to tweet about NASDAQ

I'm excited to see what gifts the democrat party comes up with to win my country back to america's side.

this is a good time to bu--i mean die.

Call me when VIX hits 60

happenings only cause pump, dump is the natural state of affairs

Time to get a job

How can I play the oil market on robinhood

ya, I expected it to DOOMP but WHAT THE FUCK
CIRCUIT BREAKER SAMA PLEASE

KEK AT SOXL BAGGIES

Shut up Komaru or I‘ll rape you like in that one doujin.

is just we crashing or is europe going down too

Bearbros turn today. Bullbros can have Friday.

what % are the circuit breakers at?
we might hit one today at this rate

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I BUY SQQQ AGAIN

he made 2.5 billion and he made 900 million

How much did (You) make?

Yields on t-bills are supposed to jump this much in a day, right?

Ohoh ppl arent getting "yippie" again, better tweet something

That pump yesterday birthed a new generation of SOXL baggies

Actually funny.

-7% for a 5 minutes pause or something

It will be the usual. They will promise free money and debt forgiveness for everyone, then not follow through and inflate all the prices. People who don't know better will think everything is amazing because green line up

are there really even any SOXL baggies left here? I feel like 99% already capitulated.

Drill baby drill status?

Mamma mia those yields do not look very good

Keep the momentum going

art of ze deal
trust ze plan
MIGA

no you cant you dumb ass, the average mutt consumes to much and is paid too much to be able to make competitively priced products, also 90% of worker work none manufacturing job, chaining that would require a lot of company's to go bankrupt or massively down size

Yes so variable yield retards get forced out of their homes and so people stop buying more house than they can afford.

High rates are good.

I think smart money started dumping on market open. Trust in the US is gone now.

Won't happen, it'll go green again
It's time to admit you underestimated Trump.

I've been buying all day today. You gays are gonna be seething malding mad at 2pm; and tomorrow when we close the gap; AGAIN

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WAIT BUT I SOLD LOW AND BOUGHT HIGH

goodbye 5k

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TSLZ at open would have been free money today. If we're going to dump, can't we just do it all at once so I don't feel dumb?

7% and 13% for 15 minute breaks pre 3:25pm. 20% for complete stop.

So, what sort of news would make the stock market rebound like yesterday? Trump cucking out on the China tariffs?

15min

those are cost for garbage retail drill.
XOM, CVX, and OXY are drilling for like 20 buck per barrel

Anyone else notice that the entire US market is acting like shit coins on a daily basis

TRUMP TO SPEAK AT 5

its been like 10 years and there are still retard SOXL and SOXS posters

goodluck fren, I was a soxl baggie once, but a capitulated and made up my losses in other ways

He has to shrink the china tariffs or retail is dead in america

Why would americans speak in a european accent?

is this the first time in history that /smg/ was right?

most likely, but that won't happen

White House says China tariffs are 140% not 105% lmao

I was making bolognese wtf is going on??

5 what?

China has picked the Euro over the dollar

EU should be most gracious to it's ally and takes it advice on
Common Liberal values Anon common Liberal values and probably offering discounts on fun toys like fighter jets

Holy fuck the NDQ is actually gonna hit -6%
We're going down with the ship boys

Uhhh i'm sitting here on the sidelines and I have no idea what to do

5 on it

Just reduce china tariffs

4

HOLY SHIT NEVERMIND TRUMP TO SPEAK IN 10 MINUTES GET READY FOR THE SWING

Update: Good luck americans

Fuck, it dumped way more than I thought it would. Could have clawed back a lot of my losses.

So, what sort of news would make the stock market rebound like yesterday

Nothing, because Trump's insider's need some time to drip sell the stocks they bought before tanking and pulling another short squeeze green niggercandle out of their ass.
Wash trading waiting period is 30 days, if they give a fuck about the law, so you'll have to wait

SPY had decoupled from S&P500 by almost a full %

Holy shit it is a liquidity crisis lmao. Mumu I hope you sold!

Maybe I'm not patriotic enough but inducing intentional extreme uncertainty and volatility in the market seems unwise

Don't make the same mistake again and short sell brother. It'll go back up again. Patience.

Thoughts on Dynex Capital?

circuit breakers time

Go fash, lose the cash

High rates are good.

Indeed, anon.

people start to realize tariffz on chinks will make everything more expensive and the inflation will moon

They upped the tariff to 125% after Chinese retaliation YESTERDAY. The 125% combined with the two rounds of 10% BEFORE liberation day = 145%. It's not a new tariff; they're justing clarifying things.

Blood pressure check

You seem a little stressed anon!

Trump cucking out on China tairffs

He will cut them in half to 65 percent and China will still be more profitable

uhm, okay?

SUPPOSEDLY SPEAKING ABOUT THE BUDGET

there is no recovery without severe china dicksucking.

on the upside, if you hold UPRO, you can't lose more than 60% a day

I’m both enjoying your picture and seriously wondering about that. When do I jump in SOXL / move to Cuba to find a wife.

STAY COOL

I am interested realistically on how low oil can go, id like to buy the bottom

TFW I correctly predicted on Monday that the tariffs were a smokescreen to conduct insider trading after he walked them back but didn't screenshot it for proof

Holy shit I didn’t check while I was driving to work and now I’m back in the green???

is it going on youtube? link?

Anything that goes up goes back down

20 buck per barrel

Is that for existing wells or new ones

True. I dropship knives from China and they cost less and a dollar to manufacture but sell for 10 to 15 dollars.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TRUMP
WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?@?@?@@?!?

-1713

Europe pumped before the US opened so they're technically up on the daily but it's still falling.

eurodollar rises 2,40%

owned the libs

My 0dte puts are MOONING i was playing this game wrong the entire time

Holy fuck you guys are actually going down 2008 style
I wish you all the best of luck anons

TSLA -10%

I was wondering about that but I'm not smart enough to know what it means.

The slaves in the EU got told to stop selling

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
WHAT WAS THE CALL

I fucking hate this market so much. Fucking pump and dump by the god damn president.

these last two days alone has birthed a new generation of soxl giga baggies

Holy shit it is a liquidity crisis lmao

US10Y status?

It was +20% yesterday. Not impressed

Chinese news posting funny charts (again)

Yes

I was doing limit trades, not options.

I know frustration won't help. But knowing I'm still up overall since 2020 isn't helping either.

S&P down 5%

Where did all the gloating migapedes go?

Wow look at that! Stock market is dropping again! This is what happens when you listen to trump's lies!

Might as well make them 1000%

Circuit breakers soon

BREAKING: TRUMP'S SECRETARY OF ENERGY'S WIFE'S BEST FRIEND'S FORMER ROOMMATE'S SON'S DOG BELIEVES TRUMP MAY BE LOWERING CHINA TARIFFS TO 100% BY END OF DAY, DOW SURGES BY 8000 POINTS

about to hit -6%

Show me your war face

We're only halfway through the day

Was it 7% for breakers?

we are just getting started mumus

We might actually hit a circuit breaker?

almost 6%, only a bit more than 1% for circuit breaker

IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER

Y

See China has higher wages but has such God tier logstics now it's impossible to compete with that

What Clintonomics could have brought us in 2016.

Elect criminal with a long history of narcissism and shady business practices

Shock when he conducts shady business, but not using the entire US economy as leverage

We are really gonna erase all the gains from yesterday...

When was the last time we got breakers. Before this week i mean

It means the ETF literally can’t even cover enough shares to keep the fund in-line 1:1 with the actual market.

It’s a massive fund that houses like half a trillion in wealth. If they have liquidity issues it’s a HUGE bearish signal.

it can go negative

world has spoken
rejection of america

COVID vibe baby. we're gonna mint so many new multi-millionaires from this opportunity. Thanks Trump.

PANICANS, STAY COOL, DON'T BLINK

today could be our first circuit breakers. optics couldn't be worse for the orange retard, he folds like a lawnchair but only gets one day of pump out of it. and the victory laps they were taking, bragging about trump's buddies making hundreds of millions... Lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=i3u_JGmq5Fs

CIRCUIT BREAKERS IMMINENT LET'S FREE FALL BABY

If we hit -2000 we will probably lose all of it

If you don't want to see a breaker you are a fagooooooooo!

youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU

GET THE FUCK IN

NO TRUTHSOCIAL POST FOR YOU TODAY FAGGOT

blown off top

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?

Dubs for circuit breaker

Good idiots bought a stupid dip forgetting everything also China is going to destroy mtgs if they are allowed

I don't think that is possible with out massive shutdowns like during covid

Nope, we’re up today.

Good luck selling vector knives fren. Ill give u 3 bucks for a set.

AND I'M FREE

Stop it America. Get some help.

How’d you get a picture of me?

Trump will announce new tariffs and we will pump

They were cracked once in 2020 due to panic over the combination of COVID and crashing oil price

Dubs and we trigger circuit breaker today, rollin

Repeat after me: Another -20% on SPY and an emergency rate cut meeting in the next 2 week.

SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE THE CIRCUIT BREAKER
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP

Well time to see if he pumps

Kek

Honestly thinking about buying in, he's never said anything that's caused a big red candle, bad news burns slow and good news goes fast

Let's check in with our reporter James in crypto

how's the weather there James?

FUCK OFF SLURPERS DAMN LET US HAVE THIS!

Rolling for circuits

GIVE ME TGE FUCKIN DUBS AND WE GO TO -8%

BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY

emergency rate cut

Nope! Try again next year ;)

Doesn't affects me cause I'm a neet who never had money.

At least you are honest anon

if they wait till next year SPY might be negative.

Why are you here then this is only for biz nessmen

Its not even Friday yet

Motherfuckers I thought it'd be down as well what is this nonsense

I wish. Instead you get more insider trading pump and dumps. Welcome to the banana republic of Trump.

remember we're still trading at elevated multiples and companies have not started reducing expectations on earnings growth yet

Plunge protection team is here

Fuck, I would have shorted yesterday if I didn't lose so much fucking money.

Powell is not gonna bail Trump out.

who the fuck is even buying on the dead cat bounce?

You did short shit yesterday, right? It was always going to crash after that stupidly big rally of people panic buying before digesting the news properly.

IS THIS BULLISH

News chicks are so fucking hot.

rate cute

Sorey but the interest rates r going up. If jew wants to borrow my cash to make free money, interest on money markets is finna have to be at least... hmmm 15% minimum

Ahh geez im just not finna let you borrow my cash unless i get a bigger cut.

FRIDAY FRIDAY
GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY
youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Do not buy the dip and let us have the circuit breaker you assholes

Yeah its not, but oil is a strange commodity in that it can go onto a new axis into the negative

trump announces massive free trade deal with 80 countries

market pumps +20%

everyone in Trump's private circle slurp everything

THATS HIM, THATS MY BULL BY THE COLUMN

timing the market bros we got too cocky

Remember the Great Reset? That's a good thing now

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP ESPECIALLY IF ANGRY EURO

ITS TIME TO GET MASTERBEEF STOCK

MB
MB
MB

MASTERBEEF!!!!

So how long until the narrative spins back to "t-the market dump is totally engineered to make the bonds rate dump as well"

I hope MTG didn't sell yesterday either

~1% away from circuit breakers, wow time to slurp the dip

I think we all want this circuit breaker too bad, I think it's gonna pump. I'm getting deja vu

it's just future contract that went negative. oil that was sold by OPEC+ to its customers never went negative back then, it was like $35/barrel on the market IIRC.

Circuit breaker status: loading, 86%.

5D zoom out already -1.3% even after yesterday

Grim

It’s a massive fund that houses like half a trillion in wealth. If they have liquidity issues it’s a HUGE bearish signal.

Bonds will get raped again

Apologize

No

In a real market, definitely. In this tweet driven hell storm, who the fuck knows.
Trump could of accidentally sent a dick pic pumping this thing another 12% as magatards took out second loans to by mushrooms.

PANICANS ARE IN CONTROL

CMON WE DESERVE ONE TRADING STOP AT LEAST

STOP IT YOU FUCKING SLURPERS
LET IT DIE

6, nice

Woke up expecting a flat/red day after the gigapump, but it looks like it's already all gone..

I didn't short but I escaped the +50% SOXL pump for good profit

AHAHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH

roll

Afraid to hold US securities desu. If the USD gets a lot weaker I'm already down 10% just by the USD/EUR exchange rate if this shit gets any worse.

we're moving at speeds not seen since three days ago

Just watch the market pump +20% because Trump said something along the lines of "reconsidering" the tariff baseline or thinking about a very low tariff deal between each country.

I was switching away from cash today but glad I could cancel it. This is wild.

will grumpy tweet another pumpy?

NO MORE DEAD CATS

How long until I can passport bro TO the USA?

we are getting here today

Guts would never

DEAR GOD HE IS TRYING TO FIRE POWELL

SELL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLLLLL

So S&P halt at -7%

When is Nazdak halting? -8%?

WHY???

You did short shit yesterday, right?

No, nigga. Trump may take a shit at any moment and his cult would pump it and short squeeze me.

I AM INDEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY

migabros i'm scared

Just let him cook. By the end of the year, we'll be swimming like butter in cheese in Dubai. Trust the plan.

Same, that's the saddest part. I forgot to convert to euro and now I'm FREE FALLING

Digits confirm
youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

NO SLURPING
NO PLUNGING
LET IT CIRCUIT BREAK

bonds market

oil prices

stock market

Oh god please no

lol its even called Masterbeef GROUP haha I am so juvenile this market has melted my brain.

You'll be pouring concrete like an Indian slave in Dubai

DXY getting deleted too

youtube.com/watch?v=J635mqk769k

WHY

145% tariff on China and Apple have their phones mass-produced by the bugmen.

on what ticker to circuit breakers work????
SPX?

why would the market keep dumping after tariffing the world and treating the stock market like a casino?

Imagine holding anything in Murrica after orange man 2.0 got elected.

Circuit break, you fat fuck

nasdaq 0.95% from breaker

youtu.be/6i4x8PC25nY

Thread theme

Bidens economy is tanking

NEW PIC OF HIM DROPPED TODAY

BEAR SIGNAL

UNH up 1.52%

Luigi btfo

*ding ding ding ding*
*knock knock knock*

*BANG BAND BANG BAND BANG*

You need to wait and buy the real dips. We're gonna be multimillionaires.

glad i put tight SL after probing market with LONG

When does trump talk

BoboCHADS eating good tonight. MIGA!

Why is a circuit breaker so exciting to you? All it does is halt trade for 15 minutes

WHY

He is trying to fire jerome powell and fuck over the federal reserve, leading to a collapse in the dollar and bonds.........

Tesla -11%

lol

less than 1% now boys... remember to say thank you

Like nowish
youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU

'daq 0.71% from breaker

He really is just reverse robinhooding the entire country

turns out maga has no cards

0.65%

email

got a 7% raise at work for no reason

I'm gonna take this as a sign to just go focus on my work and stop trading and lurking here all day for a while.

I sold off all my US positions after that bullshit yesterday. My international stocks are getting hit too, but not nearly as hard.

European services and research

Russian resources

Chinese industry

I have a dream

nasdaq.com/articles/market-wide-circuit-breakers:-what-you-need-to-know-2020-03-09

Looks like Nasdaq doesn’t have any, but will freeze the shared stocks of the SP when the SP freezes.

TRUMP LIVE IN 10

youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU

its fucking over

Yeah

literal nullifying yesterday's gainz

Guys... What are the levels for the breakers again?

i am still waiting for the perfect time to lump 40k into nike
i am absolutely certain vietnam will do me a solid and i will almost double that 40k

POWELL YOU FUCK

UH OH STINKY

magats are the biggest suckers on this planet fucking christ

Dude right now, this is the good part

Circuit is on SPX, NASDAQ can fall to 0 so long as the S&P is still under the limit

we will all be needing healthcare soon enough

DRILL TEAM 6 IS HERE

should i sell my puts before circuit breaker?
on the other hand all the indices look fucked
oil, dollar, vix, bonds...

Just bought like 5 different dips and they are still dipping. All big companies that won't bankrupt any time soon but still, what a shitshow. I'm probably going to stay back of the business until they rebound. A pity, I liked staying here. See you all in maybe three months.

this feels like the most blatant insider trading from an administration I've ever seen

Makes news how bad shit is
It's much more significant to see as headline bait >NYSE HALTS TRADING AMID LOSSES
Vs

DOW TUMBLES 1000 AGAIN

7, 13, 20, it's all SPX
15 minute, 15 minute, and then done for the day

I have to admit I retired from stocks yesterday and didn't buy puts and now feel even worse rofl, I didn't think it would do 7% just maybe 3 or 4.

IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

Trump is panicking. He thought yesterday would be enough to bring the market back from the brink, but it wasn't.

Over the next couple days he's going to do everything in his power to walk this back while trying to save face. Screencap this.

The most important thing in this market isn't fundamentals, it's Trump's mental state.

Back from my nap
How much did S&P 500 go down?

MAYDAY
MAYDAY
MAYDAY

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

-1901

Betcha dropping china tariffs and we pump

SPY -6.5%

5.75 and dropping fast.

G_d created the Earth, but everything else is made in China. Retarded Mumus seem to have forgotten that little bit.

The only thing that can save this long term is his resignation

holy

WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP

GUYS DO I SELL MY PUTS BEFORE CIRCUIT BREAKERS OR WHAT?

WHY DOES IS KEEP DROPPING

It's so over for the Nasdaq.

100% what will happen

Panicans are winning so much

Seeing the economy burn down to spite orange man unironically.

Same, I'm pretty bearish, but I didn't think it would dump in just 1 day. These swing cycles are getting shorter and shorter.

SLURPERS BROS, WHAT'S THE PLAN

-6.7

TOTAL
MARKET
DEATH

So what a Halleys Comet is just a comet but its always special to see it.

-2001

Trump has no more apparent ammunition left to stop the bleeding except the fed cutting rate. that's why he's trying to fire JPowell.

I sold wtf

He might not make it before breaker lol

This isn't a falling knife; it's a fucking meteor. What the hell are you doing?

america is a third world shithole

Oh god it's gonna hit isn't it

took profit yesterday, shorted at close,

going to close shorts soon today's red is fullfilled soon

holy fucking shit

I just put 10k in SOXL

WE HAVE HIT -5% DOW

MINSKY MOMENT

CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
LETS GO BOYS
ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA circuit rn

don't be a hero

There's a certain beauty to it...

TRUMP SAY SOMETHING BEFORE IT HITS AAAAAAA

I don't even care about making money at this point, I just want to see you bulls suffer for yesterday's fake pump

I SAW NASDAQ HIT -7%

Pull up
Pull up
Retard
Retard
Retard

Shouldnt have panic sold my bear etfs yesterday after the pump where i lost 14% of my port coulda recovered a bit today. Oh well live and learn

Trump will say whatever he can and bonds will still fail because nobody has faith in the US anymore

CIRCUIT BREAKER!!!

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER

-7.01%

CIRCUIT BREAKER

NOOO TRUMP YOU CAN'T JUST TEASE CIRCUIT BREAKERS TWO TIMES IN ONE WEEK

This is the end

You're losing money? My t-bills are doing just fine.

NASDAQ DROPS 6.34%, CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED AT 7%

HIT THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER GRONK

LETS FUCKING GO I BREAK YOU
youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfc
youtube.com/watch?v=hmtKtwT8PAY

selling before the most bearish signal of all

Trust the plan. Read "Art of The Deal".

Fucking Anon Babble mods and their chuddha yesterday KEK

He's edging us

NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER

STOP SLURPING

do you genuinely believe donald trump is anything more than a brand to package the big change the world has desperately financially needed for years cooked up by a group of extremely powerful people

Should have brought The Dot instead.

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE

I don't think the market's gonna be fine bros.

FUCK YOU SLURPERS.
It was -0.03% away from a circuit breaker

NO

CRYING

IN

THE

CASINO

GAS GAS GAS

NASDAQ doesn't trigger the circuit breaker guys.

WE GOT FUCKING RUGPULLED

BUY THE DIPPP

new bread

BOBROS WE ARE SO BACK

WHO THE FUCK IS SLURPING RIGHT NOW YOU FAGGOTS

HIT IT
HIT IT
HIT IT

that's still months away

Fuck you, dont circuit break. Let it keep dropping. I didnt see no circuit breaker yesterday when it skyrocketed 10%

MAYDAY MAYDAY
PULL UP PULL UP
TERRAIN
RETARD RETARD! AAAAAAAAAAA

Fucking up shit, anon. Fucking everything up. That's what I'm doing. No worries, maybe in a few months or a year I'll be back (I'm against putting money that I actually need or even too much of what I have to spare inside this mess). Who knows, maybe he will pussy out and say something like insane tariffs were an exaggeration. He kinda did that yesterday indirectly. I either manage to pull through in a week or I get fucked over for a while. Pray for me bros.

WE GAAN

we're close to today's bottom. get ready to close shorts and start buying again

STOP THE COUNT

-7.07%

THERE'S NO BREAKER

great reset came 5 years early

We simply slurp some more

God I love holding a portion of my portfolio in BND. Going to liquidate a chunk and buy some SCHG cheapies