Chainlink hits unreal levels of desperation

wait... weren't they all against memecoins like a month ago? WTF...

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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude memecoins are evil

welllll actually....

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duuuuuuuuuude not all memecoins are like that

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duuuuuude memecoins wuzzz a grift

partners with memecoins

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its over i sold

its beginning i bought

wow! truly the future of finance

its over I sold again

I know you also hold LINK but in all seriousness I wonder if they just have a terrible sales team. The constant tweets around "uhh if you want to use SVR haha, if you want to umm please enhance the utility of your LST/LRT assets.. uhh please someone if you want to maybe have a cross chain token, PLEASE someone please just reach out today heh" are very concerning. They really can't find users for any of this shit? Then why the fuck did they build it?

you fuddies dont get it or are you truly this brain dead
of course this particular memecoin will die and be forgotten real soon
but it shows that assets of all types an be made to move across chains at will now, even things not previously thought of as such like nfts

this is kill for centralized third party rentseekers like closedsea
no need to pay their outrageous fees when you can natively make your collection cross chain
this is the teaser for the decentralized apps that are going to be build ontop of currently existing infrastructure

the true joke of course is that cll in its true cuck fashion doesnt capture the value itself and dapps build ontop of it are going to moon like you cant believe, this is the new aave right here
you do know it started at a fraction of its price under a different name right

svr

speaking of, here is the math on the numbers released this past week

SVR captured $16,350 so basically nothing...but let's say they did 20x that...

max OEV opportunity on Aave V3 20x $16350=$327000/week
35% of that ($114,450) goes to Link staker/nodes with 25% of that ($28612) going to community pool stakers.
Per week so per year would be 52x $28612=$1.49M
Divide by 40.875M is $0.0364 per staked Link per year

So...for you guys staking 7,000 link, this earns you a whopping $250 per year

and just to reiterate, you need a 20x of current numbers to get the 250

duuuuude printing money

duuuuuude cooking with gas

NO, NO EVERYONE CAN USE THIS NEW INFRASTRUCTURE BUT ONLY THE PEOPLE WE LIKE REEEEEEEE

duuuuude i'm the good guy, memes are bad!!!

partners with memes

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USE THIS NEW INFRASTRUCTURE

daily fees: $500

everyone

what?

remember a few weeks ago when sergey was allegedly sitting next to members of congress writing a pro crypto bill

what happened there hahahaha

you went from that to partnering with memes?

duuuuuuuuude solana's volume doesn't count because it's memecoins

partners with memecoins

hmmm

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duuuuude memes are a grift

wait wasn't chainlink as serious "project" for institutions?

if so, why are you partnering with 50m market cap memes again

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prosecute people for shilling titcoin

lmao crypto people are pathetic, whatever happened to wanting to be your own bank?

Capitulation.

Sorry but still not selling Adem

new

ooh, a clue! will retard pick up on it, though?

BUY ETHEREUM PREASE

Thats a good point, ETH has performed even worse than Chainlink, why doesnt Adem fud that everyday

proven emprically wrong

someone literally just ate all the redpills your obviously just seething

bro its the year of the snake trust no1

ETH has 1.4 quadrillion fuddies daily just ask based shills like one piece statue guy who dumps ETH for solid investments like giant one piece statues

Thanks just sold 100k

partnering with 50m market cap memes

shitcoin projects using Chainlink services isn't a partnership, you already know this. it is dumb to advertise it though I agree on that part

suits link holders

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are either twitter posters dick sucking the meme coin in question?

oh no, the tool is too easy to use

To be fair, a x20 of activity is nowhere NEAR what we're anticipating. Also, the value of the $LINK will itself increasing, meaning that the value of associated protocols will also increase. That $250 can move very quickly to $25,000.

His entire career came from copy/pasting Anon Babble posts onto twitter
Now he has to come up with original thoughts and it has not been working out for him

LOL, the first one adopted is about NPCs. If I hadn't already sold my LINK for XRP, this is the news that would have made me do so.

Don't be an NPC, buy XRP!

it's ogre link bros
im selling

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>new

ooh, a clue! will retard pick up on it, though?

wait wasn't it released in 2022?
let me guess, you're now going to argue the meaning of the word "new"?

also, can you really call anyone retard after going 0/5 against the market last 5 years?

that's almost impossible to do
live even capo gets calls right sometimes

link partnered with this??? are they mocking us??

there's already enough people highlighting eth's demise

i won't use the word fud because they're just saying the reality like i am with link

shitcoin projects using Chainlink services isn't a partnership

lmfao see third post above

shib partners with chainlink

are you saying it was yellow journalism???

To be fair, a x20 of activity is nowhere NEAR what we're anticipating

keyword anticipating, from the boys who cried wolf
no ones buying that shit anymore

are they mocking us??

yes

every post from their twitter is mocking le "normies"

you can now trade your crypto for another crypto using a crypto network

this is somehow a valuable technology according to cryptofags

Incredible... Its funny that to this day, I havent met a single person with actual IT knowledge and experience who thinks, that crypto solves anything.

also let's go back to this post so your implication is that it's meaningless and a one sided thing where it's way more important to the memecoin

so then why the FUCK is the official chainlink twitter advertising it?

how do you reconcile that with the fact the link community for years has shit on memes as trivial and heralded themselves as a serious solution for the world's top banks?

Shibtoken has entered a partnership with Chainlink

<Noooo dude it's not ACTUALLY a partnership

woah broooo are you saying being able to own one of the 30 million memecoins on 15 different chains isn't the new internet????

chainlink is worthless and will trade under $1. having the 80yo president buy your bags will be the most obvious top signal ever in hindsight and you should have sold. next bullrun top will be like $10

memes are worthless but at least its possible to get ridiculous returns if you play your cards right.

crypto is strictly a casino and its time to stop pretending otherwise

also, can you really call anyone retard after going 0/5 against the market last 5 years?

soz not soz ya butthurt hon

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