/smg/ - Stock Market General

BRING SLEEP JOE BACK!!! I CANT TAKE THIS MARKET! ITS FULL OF COKE ADDICTS WHO KNOWS THERES WONT BE NO PERSECUTION FOR MARKET MANIPULATION! IMPEACH CROOKED DONNIE NOW!!!!

Is this bullish or bearish? I know it's gonna benefit only his cronies while hurting miggers (as always), but what does it mean for the market?

you didn't really think you could get rid of me that easily, huh mumu?

shorted the bottom

longed the top

Should I kms

get out before the euphoria wears off
the world is still pissed

hedgies offloading gainz

yea lets do it together fren

Hes gonna roll back tariffs on china in market hours sometime this month isnt he? Watch out for insider call sweeps

Imagine how much fucking money bocchi could make if she playing guitar in a bikini on youtube

fuck i thought this bear market was supposed to be over...

cpi probably?

Futures trading back to pre pump and pre tariff panic levels, not going down further = fear

Learn to save, diversify and DCA you stupid nigger

premarket is low volume, so spreads can be pretty unwieldy, especially when you have the crazy amount of open interest in options going both directions on a lot of big names

Ayyy bobos, whats da big ideaa

Euphoria over nothing, most of the tariffs are still on, the rest postponed

How's the CPI?

wuts with the obsession of depicting children in potentially compromised positions?

pedophilia

Bullish, inflation is a bit down, but who cares when you have tariffs.

inherited a hot but decent economy

immediately pumps it full with inflationary factors and massive uncertainty

So cool

Didn't sell into the dip

Didn't buy into the dip

Any buy and hold long term investors in? Only thing I've dumped recently is GE Aerospace.

dropped by 0.1%

how does one navigate this art of the deal market? feels like things could spiral out of control to the downside or even retard pump

CPI increased with 0,71 points

stupid nigger

At this point it's slots-tier gambling; the market is being pumped by lunatics and a single tweet can completely change its course. Better to sit it out unless you're truly comfortable losing everything.

You literally have to think like a desperate retard.

I fucked up the timing, but my play was short-dated OTM calls, and looooong dated near the money puts.

Conventional wisdom is saying hold cash, look for entry points on stocks you’ve always wanted to own that you got priced out of. For me that’s Nvidia, Apple, Texas Instruments, and possibly Netflix or Costco. Also I’m gonna invest in some other non-consumer tech that’s not as heavily impacted by trade.

shit, am i reading the wrong thing? It says -0.1% here:
bls.gov/cpi/
after yesterday's mega-pump and the fuckery going-on with T-bills and bonds, i am thoroughly spooked too.

Sold my apple to buy Microsoft, bigger dividends and more likely to survive these retarded times

Casino is opened in 22 minutes.
Who will win, bobos or mumus

Premarket not looking good

bullish if it includes corporate tax cuts, since that means better earnings reports

magic-8ball.com/

Feels like it is gonna crab for half the day until some retard tweet tosses it one way or another.

Buy things that are on sale, I'm looking for good deals but IMO most of the market is STILL overvalued even at the sale price we got.

I think apple is weird, they basically have a monopoly on high end phones, I know I certainly won't be switching from the iPhone any time soon and will give my $1500 for the next one when mine dies, BUT I think they really only have one product, and are really at risk of a chinese alternative developing. It isn't THAT hard to make a phone OS, and china could eat the third and second world markets overnight if tim apple isn't careful.

I'm really interested in NVDA too, but i'm not sure how many i should get and when

Probsbly a crab/slightly red day. If bobo has puts that are reporting today or tomorrow, they’ll get fucked (I’m that bobo, it’s over).

Ironically if Trump wasn’t a moron, we would be pumping to new ATH on the CPI news. Right now every analyst agrees that earnings, inflation, hell even rates aren’t as important as these tariffs. Also dollar is weak af which is bearish.

Does trump realize he's basically created a market where instead of looking for opportunities for growth people are just gonna be prepping for whatever retarded decision he decides to make that day? He's made the market more risky for investment

Yeah hes gonna lift china tariffs mid-day this week

is there any stock that's really safe and guaranteed to always go up even when there's an economic crisis? a state owned company maybe?

youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg

insider trading is bad because...................................... IT JUST IS OKAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You are only mad because you didn't listen

VIX

it's disgusting gents

Coca-cola was the only green stock on my entire watchlist of 50+ companies when the reciprocal tariffs were hitting. Not saying it’s a good buy, just pointing this out

kek

red is only beginning

But then it also means higher inflation, doesn't it? And so there will be less of a chance to start up the money printer.

Bear market confirmed.

You should get some last Tuesday afternoon

You are most likely right, we will probably have to endure the crab for a bit. I'm a bit bearish myself, but i think there is long term money to be made from that whole situation.

what are your bearish market issues?
Dollar stores/dollar gen were great counter current stonks that do alright in normal markets and great in panic periods

NEW DELHI, April 10 (Reuters) - Tech giant Apple chartered cargo flights to ferry 600 tons of iPhones, or as many as 1.5 million, to the United States from India, after it stepped up production there in an effort to beat President Donald Trump's tariffs, sources told Reuters.

Is this bullish?

Thinking a small drop followed by a steady day so long as the orange man keeps his mouth shut.

seasonally adjusted

Boring

The only thing Trump craves above everything else is attention. Just keep that in mind.

Even if it is cheaper than the tariffs it is still a net negative so if this is bullish then people are retarded.

Bearish for iPhone 17

i wanted to buy the dip but i had no cash so i only bought like $750 of the shit and piss 500

I'm all in on EU defence stocks. How screwed am I?

What was the rationale you think? A diversified supply chain with local bottling plants everywhere? I notice even my coke in canada is bottled in Canada which is rare for pop.

I think inflation is only really a risk if tariffs stick, tax cuts aren't as inflationary as cash handouts because the rich spend less proportionally. Which ironically is why it isn't very good for stimulus but everything the current admin does is just a handout to the rich.

Anime website

They have a summer launch cadence right? Probably means they will have the buffer to not raise prices too much. I wonder if this means they will decouple US pricing from global pricing which they have hesitated to do in the past.

tourists discovering the market is manipulated

Always has been

It has to fall today, can't be any other way

1. Keep an eye on Trump's twitter
2. Buy when economy crashes
3. Sell when he executes the forbidden "Arts of the Deal"

Crustecans are the superior lifeform

Truth social

inflation expectations going up

no recessionary data yet

stock market didn't collapse

Bros I'm actually starting to think Jpow will not cut.

These threads are noticeably slower than the threads from yesterday.. I wonder how many bears we lost in that gigapump yesterday

I'd stuff my face deep in there and
*SNNNNIIIFFFFFFF*

nothing changed other than 90 days extension which we'll then circle back to where we are now
uncertainty and disrupted supply chain is still in place, consumer costs will go up
the so called "70 countries" on their knees are all full of poorfag countries, they can't offer anything substantial
china/england/australia/canada/eu isn't even included in the list, any list without them is a joke talking point
this is just a desperate shakedown before everything goes tits up
euphoria won't last, longterm outlook remains grim

All in is dumb, but Euros would still invest in defence even if Trump flip flopped on his Ukraine - Russia dealings.

there's a reason trump is trying to get the supreme court to let him fire him

Basically anyone with Friday puts
(I’m still holding mine for next Thursday)

Only the Crabs will survive.

what would happen if every employee in a company owned a stock and had the rights to vote for decisions?

I'm 90% trump will blink on NAFTA and sign basically the same deal again with Canada and Mexico, the supply chains are too integrated. I could see him also signing an EU free trade deal and calling it a big win.

Depends if he can spin it as a coalition against china.

i'm a bear watching from the side lines when it happened. I could only imagine the rage.

Huawei is like that

Who's ready for the crab?

They'd probably only own 1 share each while the CEO and Blackrock still own 80% of the company

I can't take it, I just went all in. Wish me luck

bro felt the call of the void and decided to jump, godspeed anon

china/england/australia/canada/eu isn't even included in the list, any list without them is a joke talking point

wait, they aren't on the postponement list? why are they postponing their own response then? the fuck?

"He bought?"

on what friend

didn't know redditors were this based

what if you make it illegal for them to sell the stocks? instead of wages they get dividends
theyre not very democratic are they

Green 100% today, yesterday was the start of Trump doing a 'good news' blitz, I don't know what it'll be today but I expect it in the afternoon

I expect we'll get China folding and Ukraine/Russia ceasefire within a week

Itd be socialism.

Great music taste crab-kun

Inflation would come from tariffs like the other anon said, corps and the rich are also notoriously stingy with consumption and won't affect inflation much in that regard (and the cuts on the middle+lower class might as well not exist for how little it saves them)

I’ve been a part of ESOPs before and they’re a massive fucking scam. Generally the company has them in lieu of a 401k and there’s 0 transparency about basically anything. Also the company I worked for wouldn’t even let me use it because I was “temp” (almost 80% of the company was “temp” people who had worked there for over a year)

is Anon Babble not CP

That's just called a cooperative anon.

There are a couple of successful examples but most of them aren't, because guess what you really need the managerial knowhow at the helm.

China folding

Just today the almighty Xi announced that they won't break under this pressure, and that it's in fact trump who doesn't know how to approach this negotiation as equals. Which is plausible given the team of retards he has and his ego.

Ukraine/Russia ceasefire within a week

Lol, lmao even.

That’s my guess, yeah. It’s like 90% corn syrup (sugar in some countries) and water that’s produced nearby, or imported from and into countries that aren’t USA.

picrealted.
watch tariffs stay and CPI trending down anyhow.

is there not a fucking definitive list on what the current tariffs are? It's all just he said she said? jesus

youtu.be/8ggqu9cqZOo?si=wrh1PhO0450rwGkf

I AM FAALLINNNN

uh oh stinky

CEOs vote to dilute the stock then pay themselves a bonus in more stock

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

is perlexity the "best" "AI" for live searches?

Lutnick was on Fast Money yesterday. I couldn't watch him talk for more than a minute, dude is a complete clown and full of shit. They're so cooked if these are the guys spearheading this thing

China has been spending the last week finding new buyers for everything the US isn't gonna buy. They're fine. All this is doing is strengthening their position as the manufacturer of the world since they're about to flood all markets with discounted goods and materials.

kek
fuckin WALTER
A
L
T
E
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again

Kyle Bass is right for once

I find it is.

is there not a fucking definitive list on what the current tariffs are?

Everyone but China is set at 10% and postponed 90 days.
Canada and Mexico tariffs still 25% but postponed.

China, auto and steel tariffs are in place as of right now. Which is kind of a big deal? Market still on hopium imho.

and this is why recessions are a good thing

losing is winning

ART OF THE DEAL

RED

Misprint or dark pools. Latter is more likely, based on volume there.

JPM 60% recession

ackshully it's 40%

no wait wait it's 80% now

lol

Oh fugg

...or in other words:

they don't know shit

IT'S PUMPING

IT'S DUMPING

IT'S PUMPING AGAIN

here is to your win, MIGAs

SELLLLLLLLL SELL REDDIT SELLLLLL

not enough red

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT DUMPING

GLD opens at ath

goldbros winning

everybody woke up and realized 100% China tariffs are still awful

Dunno man but it's good and it's free. Being autistic about "best" for what probably amounts to a <1% difference in performance is not for me

the only official source I can find is the Truth Social post which specifies "countries that didn't retaliate" is that just China then? Mex and Can aside

Market watchers will be schizophrenic when the market is controlled by a schizophrenic

All my gains from yesterday are already erased

Why?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

preemptive damage control

So recession confirmed? Gotcha.

Boomers did in the 80s watch the movie Wall Street to see what happened

But the EU retaliated

but this flip-flopping doesn't do anything, you are getting all the drawbacks of tariffs without achieving any of the benefits

Dunno man but it's good and it's free. Being autistic about "best" for what probably amounts to a <1% difference in performance is not for me

Well. You'd think that Google would be far ahead of everybody else given that they have the monopoly on search...

mumu FINALLY clued in that the tariffs are still happening, I see

nah it's delayed too

Because you're retarded and didn't take gains yesterday

underlying circumstances hasn't changed
the only thing that changed is euphoria wearing off
diaper don is still in charge, world doesn't like him
red red red

the only official source I can find is the Truth Social post which specifies "countries that didn't retaliate" is that just China then?

One of the Donnie handlers said that during the press briefing they gave yesterday (the one where he finds out the EU had imposed retaliatory tariffs).

But there's no official list published, afaik, it's a clownshow.

he just really hates China m8

Why did you not sell at the top of that euphoria pump

If there's one search engine you can discount these days it is Google

So when does trump open his mouth and pump the market

LE ART OF LE DEAL!

It is another crab day

what's this sissy volume

But that’s why that anon is confused by the messaging.
Also their tariffs on us aren’t delayed are they?

Drumpf turned the stock market into memestock status

Incredible.

Are we back?

And imagine it being like this for months...

i've been thinking about this for a while. such institutions will be more like a feudal clan than socialism since they are exclusive and people would want to work for themselves, not the common good. so a trade union for one company only serves its workers and not the whole society. therefore a yugoslav-esque economy(workers self government) would be capitalism not socialism-on the other hand, if a government owns all enterprises then workers wouldn't be able to say much say on policies, because otherwise decision making would be impossible. if only the head of state dictate policies that would mean the whole country is a giant corporation-capitalism

so therefore my conclusion is socialism is logically impossible. thank you for reading to my ted talk

The flip-flopping still does quite a bit of damage because this whole shitshow makes America look schizo and the last thing that markets like is an unreliable partner who says one thing in one hour and something completely different in the next hour.

That was 2016 don, These days it's like 60/40 if it dumps or pumps based on his tweets

Nigga we literally barting

And then they realized it's actually 125% and they went back to pumping.

So the US market is just like the china market now, completely on the whim of one man and barely based on fundamentals at all?

Won't this result in a long term slide and distrust similar to china where people constantly take any gains they can and put them in safer assets because of political uncertainty?

I'm not very smart but isn't this cult of personality uncertainty bad for the markets?

oh I see, Trump apparently didn't know, possibly just didn't actually want a suicidal two front war

yessssss go downnnn

I am superior

The bulls are back where they belong.

My puts are up to 8 cents from nothing but there’s 0 volume because it’s just 100 people trying to get cheapies at 3 cents and 200 guys not budging on 13 lol

No, EU gets the 10% universal tariff while they discuss a new deal.

go back then you dumb nigger

Yes but the maga cultist are just gonna say you lost tranny and to cope and seethe

Syndicalism is a thing in socialism.

What is this pattern called?

Pretty much. I honestly think part of this entire thing is Trump just flexing how much power he has over the markets and he likely won't stop. People are just going to get sick of the game and punch out until the markets are more stable which it won't be for his presidency.

nooo the line is going down... MAKE IT GO BACK UP

you sound mad

a W

The Shitcoin Shuffle

this will create jobs-art of the deal

upside down mcdonalds

what is syndicalism

what is democratic centralism

Anon you should probably read up more on the concept of trade unions and democratic workforces

hold these bags as I catch a W

is socialism that bad?

people remembering the tariffs are still on (just not as cataclysmic)

wow, who could have seen this coming? so when is Trump going to fully cuck and make this a massively fat green dildo?

Yes but long term it's still decades away. There's nothing anyone can do to reduce their dependence on the US market and whoever gets elected president.

Oof its over for you, pal

I got greedy and didn't sell yesterday.

Yup, at least chink stocks are cheaper. Selling US and buying Chinese instead. I would put more into europe and japan, but I'm still greedy for bigger gains.

Where do you think ultimate stability in the markets is? Europe seems a bit weak because of russian threats.

Is anywhere even that stable right now? England?

check again, we're forming a bear trap

almost -3.5% from yesterday's close

what do we make of this? I think it's a correction to yesterday's over-correction before we start a slow, drawn-out downwards crab.

kek baggies

No one here is intelligent or patient enough to have a serious conversation about that anon.

Biden set the market to M for Mini, when it should have been set to W for Wumbo

what compels someone to save an image like that

someone help him

You guys sold yesterday, right?

Reversed MAGA.

The pump yesterday was based on fundamentals. We've had a huge sell-off due to the retaliatory tariffs and investors have been waiting all week for literally any excuse to buy at these prices

One of my friends fell for the femboy psyop, and started sexing femboys..
what ticker should i buy for this?

a REALLY bouncy dead cat

Trust the plan, universal tariffs will be lowered to 9% before the day is over.

because mine were erased yesterday. your turn now.

I JUST SLURPED UP MORE SOXL

The judaism special

a good start but we need to go deeper

neolib/socdem board, faggot. get out

Your friend is a fag

We just had the most obvious manipulated dead cat bounce of all time yesterday and you’re gonna call this a bear trap? Lmfao maybe if they’re getting Friday puts, but it’s all down from here

Look up demutualization

universal tariffs will be lowered to 9%

kek. that will make this close positive. that's the fucked up thing.

theres nothing that bars you from you taking a rock as payment, people are allowed to not accept it but youre still allowed to pay with rocks

fuck-your-puts-and-fuck-your-calls market

Its euphoria wearing off. Also this pattern starting.

So many people (me included) cashed out yesterday from slurping. I'm kicking back rubbing my belly from my delicious slurp
Retards who didn't sell yesterday

Only down 900 points. Might as well go back to sleep. What a pathetic dump.

YIN, as it is the embodiment of feminine and passive energy.

Kind of proving my point
I know what demutualization is but what does that have to do with not knowing about syndicalism? I’m not even a syndicalist

he won't because he owned the libs (aka commies) and china bad anyway
being serious and realistic: yes, they will, or at least they will reduce tariffs on china drastically once reality hits

Devs are there any updates? Why are my bags not pumping? pls respond

TRUMP, SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE. TELL PEOPLE TO BUY AGAIN THEY'LL BELIEVE YOU THIS TIME

Watch trump go "YOU KNOW CHYNA DIDN'T RETALIATE AGAIN, YES THIS MEANS THEY FEAR AND RESPECT ME VERY MUCH AND TO SHOW GOODWILL I WILL LOWER THE CHYNA TARIFFS TO MATCH THEIR LEVEL AT 84%. ART OF THE DEAL!"

the maga shake

he didn't realize yesterday was overbought as hell and high on hopium

Are you one of the recent tourists who don't actually invest at all and are just here to bitch about Trump? What kind of investor doesn't want volatile markets? The more volatile the market, the more money is to be made. Volatility = opportunity. Nobody but crusty ass boomers who are a year away from retirement want a predictable, steady and uneventful market.

The buy-sell-buy-sell-buy pattern.

WH is cooking bros, trust the plan fr fr.

Buy or sell signal lads?

i am mad, that there are redditors in my /smg/. go back

open with extremely bad news

panic ensues

pull back and make the extremely bad news just very bad news

retards go all in

this won't end well

12 MINUTES UNTIL V SHAPED RECOVERY

why do people get aroused by poop?

mfw I sold yesterday just before close

socialism can be lib?

socdem

arent those socialist-democrats?
real questions

I'VE GOTTEN SO MANY PHONE CALLS!!!!

You know that employees are fucking retarded right? Why would you want them in charge of making any important decision?

why do you get aroused by boobs/ass/pits/feet?

DJT is still pumping

Why?

BECAUSE THEY ARE MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS

*taps the sign*

height of euphoria was like 2-3 hours before close people were already leaving

How long will it take for trade deals to start getting announced?

Because they're all based

mfw I slurped on Monday AND cashed out yesterday

just bought NVDA calls and SPX puts
what am i in for?

especially minorities!

The only people confused as to what a social democrat is are are americans

Socialists are anti-free market so they're not lib
Soc-dem is social democrats

boobs

Soft and life giving and change shape and size in tune with a woman’s hormonal cycle

ass

Not a hole guy but the cheeks are soft and sultry

pits

Not into pits

feet

Not into feet

next week

entire market hinges on what one retard tweets out

Of course it's fucking volatile right now. I wouldn't want to hold on for shit.

do you guys have a bloomberg waifu

rawr :3

It's not going to be quick. I think some negotiations are slotted for next week, but we have already seen Trump's stance. He wants everything and then some so no nation is going to agree to that.

trump could just say "GOOD TIME TO BUY" with zero news and it would gigapump because of yesterday

You mean the market correction. S&P never went below 20%, so it was not a crash.

bet she sucks mean dick

Before all this volatility, HOW much did you used to make daily on average?

probably never at this rate. Trump will have to fully cuck or you're going to see inflation. I think it's that simple sadly.
I consider status quo fake deals as cucking as well.

Kek Based

Boobs

Nice bouncy soft

Ass

Nice bouncy soft

Pits

Never got the appeal

Feet

They wave around in my face when I fuck in missionary.

he should say good time to sell

I'm waiting for the new Truth Social drop lmao

real
might be a good move to read books some day

"close to close" it was -18.90% precisely according to tradingview

Someone needs to convince him he’s now god of the market and to prove it by saying this

Surely this amount of corruption and blatant manipulation must topple over eventually. Right? RIGHT?

trump will cuck in june

Refreshing Truth Social to see the new Trump TRUTH™

Greek government bonds

You gonna get clowned on.

pits

in what situatios do you usually have women exposing their armpits to you? I can only think of sexually charged scenarios

quote

We are talking about the real world here anon, I like Star Trek but it isn't real.
Socdem capitalism with gibs kinda works? Any type of heavily command economy doesn't.

Come on S&P 500
Go down

STAR TREK ISN'T REAL

WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN BUMBLE FUCK KENTUCKY?

if you say so

I boughted... Now I guess the real crash will commence

USS enterprise just flew over my barn

They're prepping to raise the rates, aren't they

let's see

I was stuck with a girl I wasn’t really that into sexually but cared about a lot emotionally for about 3 years. Had a rough breakup and started dating a chick I’m more into and it’s night and day. Women truly are beautiful.

T MINUS 4 MINUTES

So that was what that red candle was about.

He won't do anything with NAFTA until after the Canadian election
The EU will take aeons to come to an agreement because they have to tard wrangle a thousand microstates
China will never agree to a deal because the US wants to crush them economically

I'm not seeing a strong short-term bull case here. I *think* the US will eventually get a deal with Canada and the EU for sure, probably mexico by next winter because they will want winter vegetables, but I think a lot of these tariffs will stay, there is NOTHING madagascar can give trump to make him think trade is "balanced"

Can you do the world a favor and kys, redditard?

leftists love calling themselves liberal, even though they hate freedom in all forms.

USA and China divorce

So Trump tariffs are like crazy ex suing for child support to fund her drug habit?

i hate westcuck spec ops tacticool larper aesthetic with a bazillion gadgets so much it's unreal

can't get two scoops without that vanilla

americans will really cheer for this and then wonder why their country is going to actual shit

if you say so

YUP! AND DADDY DON IS THE ONE STUCK PAYING ALIMONY

it literally started a downtrend the moment you posted this kek

I truly understand the correlation of market economies and religiosity/superstition now because after my massive losses yesterday it really does feel like God punishing me for my hubris. Just got to wait and see if I’m Noah or Lot in this situation

Truly blessed

Bazillion gadgets

Laser, sight, foregrip

That's basic kit nowadawys

BIGGEST TAX CUTS IN HISTORY BABY! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!! SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

cutting taxes before cutting spending

Are we looking at another Liz Truss scenario?

Are ordinary people getting any of these tax cuts or is it just millionaires and billionaires?

Today is going to be a boring day isn't it? I really want to make a big play but I guess I should probably just sit it out.

Wasn't this supposed to pass last night?

DOGE already cut spending

They do.
Or I'd be running a B-corp/mutual/partnership

spending has only increased under trump
like he said, he wants to go to a no income tax tariff only situation like McKinley

you naive, so naive, poor little thing

Yes

Trump has said: INFLATION IS DOWN

This is my Swedish finance waifu

Not really, DOGE just fucked up a lot of gov agencies but didn't cut any spending substantially. I suggest reading the Economist article about it they did a deep dive on it.

your taxes are going up LOL

old news

USA
USA
USA
USA

why is that bad?
if you don't know how to profit from stock movement in either direction you should just stop investing and go unclog a toilet for money.

just shows how retarded Anon Babble is. the dow could slowly crab to 0 over the next 4 years and if that happend I'd be a billionare lol

tax cuts ain't happening lol, what kinda fantasy shit is that
meager tariffs $$$ ain't gonna pay for all that & servicing national debt

You can just say anything.

We will I have a 20x leveraged short on the nasdaq myself from opening.

whoa thats true i never thought about it like that

nobody needs that shit, instead of wasting money on such toys they should manufacture more tanks and shells imo

he wants to get rid of powell so badly, I can sense it in every post

Does he ever consider that the economy would slow down to match the tariffs instead.

pwease pwease mister powell cut the rates I and my friends can't go on much longer without muh stimmies :(((

Pathetic.

digits and trump farts out the word "sell" and it giga dumps -50%

the big beautiful bill

The tax cuts are already there leftypol retard, they're just voting to extend them again.

you can see the dent when they cancelled those 200 unused microsoft office licenses :^)

I had that yesterday... I need ndx to drop 30% today to recover

USAID cuts are so funny to me because left wingers hated it for being a soft power tool of imperialism and right wingers hated it for LE TROON AND FAGGOT MONEY but libs loved it. Then conservatives were saying “now we can use all that money to exert our soft power!” as if that’s not what USAID was already doing lol

lel

So is this him trying to save the tech industry from all the debt it's accumulated?

Where America is going, a man will be able able pick up an empty can of Pepsi and become a millionaire.

DOGE already cut spending

Those were mostly political cuts, and not actually substantiative. Unless you unironically believe that DEI was why the government was spending too much.

How bad are things going to get when powell's term is over and he replaces him with a lackey

leftist republicans in the senate already reversed all of that with their spending bill.

Where did I say it was bad?

if he manage to do that I'll actually enter back this shitshow to short it

Honestly I’m kind of shocked they didn’t bother touching the peace corps but those kids get poverty wages so maybe it wasn’t worth it even to them

trump: INFLATION IS OUT!!!!!

dump begins

take this orange niggers phone away from him PLEASE

Tanks

You meant fiberoptic drones right?

kek

SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME DARLING
CAN YOU HEAR ME SOS

Serious question, are markets gonna revolt against tax cuts at some point because the US is running $3T deficits and destabilizing its own financial system, so basically what happened to Liz Truss? Or is the USD too powerful for that?

buy some gold lol

The best part about these pump and dumps is that it's maga that immediately gets dumped on, keep buying that dip

this reminds me when people talk about debloating windows 10/11 by removing a couple preinstalled programs lmao

rich capital owners will still get tax cuts

ain't gonna pay for all that & servicing national debt

well, that's not the objective. capital accumulation is

THANK YOU, I WILL

Just a reminder that the only way to "win" in this market is to refuse to buy into it at all
This clown show is too unpredictable for anyone without insider information to reliably profit from

i wonder how many patriots bought in after the pump only to get dumped on today

I did on Monday. This week is a rollercoaster but I don't keep track all day long to buy and sell. This includes bonds.

The market erasing all of yesterday's gains would be seriously funny and based as fuck. I beg kek and the chaos gods of the universe to make it so. PRAISE KEK. There can be no making of money, only chaos and the reeeeing of the people

bro just learn accounting. Socialism is a single line item refutation.
Marx- lul imagine dividing equity by 0 goyim
dumb white chicks wow so that makes infinity right?

Are you retarded? Every single person who is invested in the stock market "gets dumped on" when the market goes down. Not that this is a big deal anyway, just buy the dip, don't sell and don't short the market and you have nothing to worry about.

Get lost on your way to Reddit, kids?

Can you imagine how many maga retards are gonna buy in the next time trump says now is a good time to buy, only for there to be a massive sell off?

drones won't do jack shit in a manoeuvre warfare and pure strength of numbers, both side are stuck in ukraine because they're too pussy to conscript everyone and force women to pump tanks and missiles infactories like the good ol' days

socialism is different than communism?

Yeah and I ended up the same place where you left your money, thanks

I think the most absurd cuts were to NPS. Our parks provide a shit ton of tourism money and are basically the only thing keeping rural towns in Arizona, Wyoming, etc alive, and the rangers don’t even make that much. Also even though a lot of the offers were extended again most people didn’t want to take them because of the first wave of rescinded offers since working for a park involves moving there and nobody wanted to get caught in that again.

EVERY SINGLE PESON GETS DUMPED ON

UHM SWEETY, I BELIEVE BOBOS ARE FEASTING RIGHT NOW

-While #China remains open to #talks, any talks must be based on mutual respect and conducted on equal footing.
-If the #US is bent on waging a trade war, China will #fight to the end.
-Pressure, threats and blackmail are not the right way to deal with China. We hope that the two countries will meet each other halfway and work towards resolving differences through dialogue and consultation, guided by the principles of mutual respect, peaceful coexistence and win-win cooperation

--Chinese Ministry of Commerce

Who holds the cards?

you know who else had accounting? hitler

Please save us boomer-sama we need a new Truth right now! It's all computer I'm losing it right now!
Tue Truthers unite!

We don't have to imagine. Just look at TRUMP coin. It's down 90% from it's peak.

Are we seriously at the point now where you retards have politicized fucking investing to where leftoids have taken the side of the bears and being a bull is now associated with being a Trump supporter?

'ere we go buckle up buckaroo

think about the trannies tho

it would be funny but you gotta clean up your language pal

Socialism is the transition phase between capitalism and communism, according to marxist theory

seems like I was right yesterday and everyone just kind of forgot that embargoing china and tariffing everyone else 10% is still very bad for the economy.

Don't bring back my PTSD from college accounting and business. So many of the tree huggers tried to find fudge the numbers not understanding money doesn't just disappear or appear.

yes :( what a sad day!

The US.

China literally tanked covid and didn't give a shit.

Hmm, perhaps Mr Snibs got off his from his wild ride.

Bear trap before golden bull run

checked

You mean the handful of Bobos who weren't liquidated yesterday?

it's not about who has the cards
it's about who will blink first
i think china can stomach more pain than the american public and the administration

Yeah maybe I was a bit rash, desu i'm mostly focused on Tesla so that's why I said that

Socialism is much older than communism and was the preferred term of utopian projects, governments “working towards communism,” and social democracy movements attempting to make electoral gains. The uniting goal is anti-capitalism or at the very least the desire for an alternative system within the capitalist superstructure.
Communism is generally a dream of a classless society to be achieved at a later date, something to strive toward but not brag about too soon. Importantly, ideological communists may work within a socialist system but many socialists are not communists.

how would you reflect that clearly very important difference on the balance sheet and incomestatement?

Obviously based Xi. He's been an autocrat for far longer than Trump and knows how to navigate such chimpouts gracefully. I think Trump is just gonna destroy himself without Xi actually doing anything.

this place really is infested with reddit poorfags now

trump already blinked once

or maybe we can just not listen to an old, dead communist and just stay in socialist mode because it's just better for anyone that isn't extravagantly rich (trillionaires and oligarchs)

Lol. At the end of the day China can murder suicide the US at any moment

you must be new

YOU MEAN ME? BOBO'S SOLD MAJOR PROFITS ON MONDAY, AND BOUGHT CALLS TO HEDGE THEIR POSITIONS. MAKE BOKOO BUCKS OCKING IN PROFITS FROM CALLS; HOLDING PUTS THAT ARE NOW BACK TO TUESDAY LEVELS.

Why all the non-white reddit zoomies have to come here I don't get.

Buddy look at debt-to-gdp computer

Pls like daddy trump.... OR YOU ARE REDDIT!!!!

Dow -2.3% already

alright, you had your turn. now the fun begins

Red it? SELL SELL SELL

You don't consider what Trump did yesterday a blink?

See leave. You are not American. You are not white.
Just GTFO

GLOBAL

RECESSIONARY

DEFLATE

PAPA POWELL, DADDY DON,

FUCK JANET YELLEN AND THAT MISERABLE CUNT BIDEN

There are actually a decent amount of fags in NPS but mostly because it attracts hippie types. I’ve actually wanted to be a ranger for a long time but the application process is a nightmare and you gotta be prepared to hear nothing for 3 months then get an auto reject email. One of my friends was a ranger but in Yellowstone where there’s massive demand for seasonal work.
Oh yeah, that was the other funny thing about the NPS cuts. Almost all these guys are seasonal and won’t be a “drain” for the rest of their careers lol.

youre reddit for being partisan at all and clearly seething at the cheeto no matter what the line does. i guarantee you are at or below 5 figures and came to this general after 2023

Art of the Deal

What app do you use to trade?

More than once IIRC. He kicked the tariff can down the road 30 days once, and he just did it again yesterday. He'd never want to be known as the president that fucked up the economy, especially in the lead up to midterms.

KEK SOXL BAGGIES

I live in a social democracy and it's absolutely terrible for anyone who is upper middle class. Most western european nations don't tax the rich all that much, it's everyone with an income of 60-100k€ annually who gets taxed to hell and back and that's not really that much money.

Migger, that's exactly why we should stay. Your kind is harmful not only to the US, but to the entire world, so there has to be someone to pull you off that copium inhaler.

Nah, I’m good cuh.

Spain?

I BOUGHT CALLS ON THE DIP

HE DIDN'T

WATCH AS WE RECOVER 24% AND THEN RIP EVEN MORE WHEN DADDY DON SIGNS THAT GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL

nigga its a couple months after the elections. if now is the lead up to the midterms when is not the lead up to the midterms

Both need each other

america has been in perpetual campaign mode since at least 2016

Forest Service, BLM, and F&W are almost the same thing as NPS, they just not as prestigious as NPS is. Keep in mind the more "fun" a job position is with the environment and animals, the more fighting and outright volunteers there is for it.

I have much more information on this but gonna stop here because of topic.

the chinks will stomach the pain or get taimanin squared

But are you living really bad or you don't have an idea at what a bad life is but just bitch because you want more and more and more? Because I'm living in the most taxed country there's and honestly it's comfy. Sure, they take a lot of money, but I don't really care because my quality of life is good. My dad is always saying the same shit that you do but he have a Porsche, a house with a pool and a shit ton of investments that make money while doing nothing. Greed is bad, anon. Making money is good but you have to know when it's enough.

It's literally always campaign season in the US, weird af.

cheeto is the one directly moving the line now retard, he's completely destroyed Americas free market system so criticizing him on the way the line moves is 100% justified.

they should just move to linux already. Mint would probably be best.

raise the rates

hahaha no

No. What happened was him revealing which part of the first assault was a diversion and what was the real speartip.

he's completely destroyed Americas free market system so criticizing him on the way the line moves is 100% justified.

helloooooo reddit!

I can't think of anything more reddit then avoiding justified criticism by posting stupide memes.

Raising the rates will only happen if they feel inflation is going to get really bad.

At the moment they probably consider market liquidity more important which means low interest.

Based but honestly cute shy college twink boys are better

you are engaging in histrionic hyperbole, mirroring the biased propaganda you relentlessly watch!

hyperbole

Say Trump controls the market is not hyperbole, he can literally destroy or enrich any company in America at a pen stroke right now

hyperbolic! again! try posting something not hyperbolic

it hyperbolic becaase...it just is ok!

You post with zero substance just to deflect criticism from your cheeto jesus, it's really pathetic how hard you simp for him

because you exaggerate in your posts! to a comical degree! because it reflects your mind has been warped by propaganda! you can't help yourself!

sounds more like syndicalism to me

and you have no argument as to why my post is an exaggeration, anyone can see the evidence, Trump has been completely able to move the markets with what ever he says, he has unlimited power to tax who and however he wants.

and he is completely evil! and all his supporters have IQs below 50!

Now you can only move on to a strawman argument, really pathetic, if Trumps going to insert himself into global trade with his taxation plans, he's going to get criticized for it, deal with it faggot,

youre the faggot and fuck you! fag!!!

FIX YOUR LIBTARD RIDDLED BRAIN MORAN!