You can now own a piece of the biggest simp harvesting machine in the history of mankind
You can now own a piece of the biggest simp harvesting machine in the history of mankind
No thanks.
14 PE ratio and 2.60% dividend + 1 billion a year share buybacks THO
Dating is embarrassing. Money won't make it less so. No one really thinks the female should have free will.
Yeah men will surely spend money on dating apps during a recession
14 pe is a good buy
Nigga womens rights may not exist in 10 years in the west, how is a 14 year timeframe bullish
Until there are this many prostitution apps the notion of "dating" is just being a dealer's friend & hazing the new guy (at work).
fuck them
2 moar weeks
historically match group thrived after 2008
people cut date budget but not dating subscriptions (talking online is more efficient than bar hopping)
what about this guy
great investment two years ago, but not undervalued anymore
lol
diamond in the rough :)
new CEO just arrived (ex founder of Zillow, Palantir Board member)
company had been run into the ground for the past 5 years by Jeet and Chink DEI hires
I'd really like to believe you Anon but with the full on women worshipping and simping from males I see happening on a daily basis all around me I just can't see this reversal anytime soon.
Anon, zoomers are nuking those out of the planet's face in a few years. This generation hates having false hopes over anything, they are demoralized and apathetic because things are not getting good anymore. And dating apps are the epythome of false hopes and hollow promises, they're a humiliation ritual on roids. Rejections used to happen once in a week, this crappers pump out hundreds a day.
The product just has no future at all and I celebrate it. That's without taking into account the impending recession like mentions.
At this point the only demographic worth investing over is anything related to elder care. That population group is only going to increase, may as well take long term profits over their burdening pressence before either the system collapses or attestupa comes back swinging full force.
Wemon love to talk and talk online but they aren't interested anymore in meeting up IRL unless they are two levels uglier than you are.
Zoomers don't do that anymore, they don't have the acquisitive power nor the will. That group you mention is usually late millenials that have avery hedonistic and different approach to things. Most zoomers at most have e-sex on some social media which is usually free anyways.
That isn't true at all.
women love dating apps friend
they allow them to be gods
they might change but they are not going away until the shariah revolution (scheduled for 2150AD the earliest)
yeah I can see that, feels like it's reached critical mass for popularity and can't get much higher than it is
Nigga womens rights may not exist in 10 years in the west,
holy smoothbrain
What use will those apps have when the demographics and the money start leaving? Just look at the graphic posted, they are losing presence, fast. I could also use ancdotal evidence but that seems stupid, I just want to say I see a slow, gradual paradigm chance.
Anyone else with a good memory seeing that Match Group has been shilled constantly for atleast the last few months on this board. Its a declining stock for apps that are now garbage. Sounds like a desperate bag holder to me.
dating app penetration / usage is higher than ever, there's just more providers
they are barely making inroads into the second / third world still so there's trillions in untapped markets
revenue and total users are massively up across the sector
women are not going back to settling for simps
that's why dating apps are important
it's a Chad buffet until they decide to settle (and after)
those who don't pay will be incels
Well IDK maybe you are Chad and had every single female you matched with eagerly jumping at the chance to meet with you IRL so your experience may differ greatly than mine.
Not gonna lie, I didn't consider the third world, maybe there's some right in your words. Fuck, I'm so relieved to be married, if I had to go back to the dating scene I may have turned into a volcel for the sake of my sanity. You'll make it anons.
there's no bag holding in a company that literally cannot go down (unless you bought back at the top)
if the share price doesn't go up they'll just buy themselves out and go private (at the current rate they could buy 50% with share repurchases in 4 years without leverage)
divvies are a plus
Bad investment. Not dating or hookup apps themselves, necessarily, but anything match group has its grubby kike paws on. My tinder and bumble were both randomly banned within the last 4ish years and both were at what were, for me personally, low activity records. I think bumble banned me out of spite because I hadn’t opened it in around 4 months.
Unfortunately, hookup culture is dying. I’m a big perv and I loved the peak of tinder from like 2014-2018 or so. Hell, women don’t even want to show tits on the modern Omegle equivalents now, whereas all kinds of women would flash you fairly easily not even 6-7 years ago, pre-pandemic era. But with zoomers flooding into the 18+ age brackets being the chronically online antisocial fucks they are, dating and hookups are both on a downtrend and tons of memes (like the “no gooning” AI minions, for example, or the “anti horny pill” meme) and reactionary trends (young tryhard trad males who themselves are usually “recovering gooners”) indicate that we are living in a strangely prudish moment in society.
The only way dating apps are a good investment is if they’re outside of matchgroup and make a serious effort to actually connect people.
skill issue
lol, lmao even.
where exactly are you getting this insight that the stock literally can't go down.
a 2.60% dividend is nothing special.
Company pulls a billion in free cash flow yearly which goes 100% into share buybacks per their own commitment
revenue and total users are still rising specially at hinge (50% YoY growth)
If the stock won't pump they will keep buying themselves out
Insiders are buying across the board for a reason, they are not retards
Your perception of these apps is flawed. I don’t know what kind of “usage” numbers you’re seeing. What I was seeing for years leading up to my accounts on the biggest ones, tinder and bumble, being banned was a huge amount of profiles that were at best maybe bots and at worst definitely so. Men were getting banned from these sites, seemingly for no reason, left and right if angry online posts are any indicator. Nobody knows why either, these apps don’t disclose why youve been banned. Could be an auto moderation thing, could be some wrongthink trigger like having a trump hat or something on your profile, or a gun or some shit, or even besides making your profile politically divisive, could be a line you thought was just flirty enough but some girl took as too risque? Or a girl mad that you ghosted her that reported you? It’s any number of insane scenario because it’s a system, no, a series of systems that is both reliant on, propped up by, and reliant on women, who are increasingly unstable, brainwashed fools.
Even the newer dating apps I tried (I am in a relationship for 6+ years but I have a one way open relationship) since being banned on tinder (multiple times now, btw, because even if you make a new account from a VPN and use new pictures if any of your biometric facial data is flagged by the system you’re gone) suck and are either full of uggos (no offense ladies, not that I’m 10/10 gigachad, just know my worth), fine looking girls who take themselves entirely too seriously with a list of standards and demands for partners, or both. And they’re all ridiculously expensive. Some of my younger zoomer friends use hinge but they all pay for the plus version which is something like 30$? Way more than even premium tinder used to be.
This entire industry and possibly society is cooked, burnt to a crisp
If you are being banned it's because you are being reported for being a creep bro
I've never caught a ban in these platforms, neither has anyone I know
again, this is a skill issue
Skill issue my ass, I’ve been perving around and hooking up both in person and online for years. I still get some wins on shit like uhmegle but the culture has changed, a lot. But if you have some alternative avenue you think would be better, I’m all ears. What apps have you been using?
I use tinder, bumble and hinge
all of them work just fine
you just have to thread the needle, you can no longer send bitches horny messages on the apps, thats for the gram
What is your definition of “being a creep”? I kept messages on those apps purposefully light, to the extent that if anything was standing in my way it was me appearing too boring on the apps themselves so as not to offend anyone. I usually wanted to get off the app and move convos to text or snapchat or whatever. I have no way to prove this to you, but if you think I was matching with girls and just sending an endless stream of “hey sweetie nice TITS” you’re wrong lol
Again I’ll ask you, what apps or websites have you been using because if it’s a matter of the websites then I’ll try newer ones. Conversely, I’m also turning 30 this year, and while some younger girls 18-25ish might be interested, zoomer culture, again, has really reinforced strict ideas about age in dating or even just hooking up. So while that could be a natural part of it I don’t see it as simply just me aging, if anything, if I were to switch into just my specific age bracket, there’s even easier girls around who have either given up and sleep around, or who think any amount of interest you show means you want to settle down immediately lol
I have experience with girls both my age and older. Im a lifelong perv, but I’m telling you, besides shit I cannot change like my own appearance or something, which for the most part hasn’t changed drastically in 10ish years, culture is changing around us.
The user base is being filled by jeets and ai. It has a horrible public reputation, you must be the one behind all the match group posts. Perhaps some low level IT worker trying to pump his stock options. The stock is down over 50% ATH with only a 1.4% yield. This is just sad cope, you've resorted to insulting skeptics while trying to sell something. Anyone you trick into buying the stock wouldn't even make it rise 0.01%
I don’t send messages of any level of horny on any app but Snapchat where it can disappear. Screenshots are always something to be aware of. I also used to send pretty horny messages on apps like MeetMe if you know/remember that one, because I just didn’t care and that app used to let you set your location wherever so you could just aggressively hit on Midwest country women lol
They’ve since removed that location feature and it seems like even that already questionable app is now dead as a doorknob.
I'm also 30, also a lifelong degenerate. I'm telling you, you are catching reports for something. Match doesn't just ban users for no reason. The age thing shouldn't be a problem unless you are faking it, I get plenty of matches in San Bernardino area with 18 yos
The stock is in the shitter, that's why I'm buying it. The incel threads on Anon Babble and Anon Babble inspired me actually. Incels are ALWAYS wrong.
Every time I think about reinstalling a dating app my head starts to hurt and start remembering why I deleted them in the first place and how much more at peace I am for deleting it.
I’m on the east coast. I think if you’re in the cali area that could be the X factor. For all the shit talk cali gets politically, and rightfully so, culturally its population is full of absolute fucking maniacs, which if we’re talking about hooking up, is a good thing. When I run into cali girls on shit like Omegle I used to get excited as soon as they told me because I knew it was like an 8/10 chance they’d fucking strip and shove all manner of shit up their hoohah because california, and the Pacific Northwest in general, is just kind of chill like that, socially speaking. I’m in NY where things are much much much much more socially strict and definitely much less chill. This is why I used to like tinder’s passport or airplane mode or whatever it was where you could swipe in random states or towns, either in anticipation of a vacation or just to see who’d match with you out there. Still have some of the girls I used to mess around with online on snap from those days.
But that said even on the new accounts I tried on bumble/tinder I cannot possibly fathom what would have gotten me banned. I’m telling you, I was not sending anyone anything I thought could be interpreted in any overly aggressive or sexual way. I think once you’re “shadow banned” from those apps it’s over unless you move states or change IPs or only login from the fucking library wifi or some shit lmao, and all of that sounds like way too much effort that I’ll definitely forget about the first time I’m drunk and horny and swipe from my own wifi, triggering an IP ban.
Bruh are you literally me with that Omegle shit frfr
I haven't been in NYC in the past seven years but tinder used to be HOT for threesomes if you had a cute girl
I do empathize with your plight, sucks to be you. I assume you must have done something at some point that made the Jeet janny put you in the biometric blacklist. Time to get facial surgery
Thank you lmao dude it sucks and you have to admit culture is still growing increasingly anti sexual when you sit and look at the impact of shit like tiktok and onlyfans, girls now see flashing tits as a potential source of income and not just like…fun
I’m on hinge but I’ve never paid for it. Do you? If not, do you usually type a message when you swipe right on chicks? I don’t know if that would be viewed as corny or not so I generally haven’t. Been using it for only the last two months or so but sparingly since they limit unpaid daily swipes.
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We get it dude, you are majorly down on your shitty investment.
By the way I was looking up tinder shadowban stuff out of curiosity because it’s been probably about a year and a half since my “new” tinder was banned like four months in, and apparently “suspicious activity” to avoid on a tinder account includes shit as simple as “mass swiping”, which if anyone is old enough to remember, used to be the default strategy for men on there, blindly swipe right on everyone. Apparently selectivity helps imply that you’re not a bot now. So that’s another possible reason I was axed. Just for swiping for max efficiency lmao
I've never paid for anything, but I don't swipe more than once or twice a day. Never send more than "hey" for the first message. When my profiles were optimized I wouldn't even start convos, you know you have optimized when hoes start the conversation.
What made a massive difference for me was having a pro photographer friend make me a full portfolio. Bio is one line.
I do agree the culture is antisexual but we are reaching a point where these apps are the only way to meet. Idk about you but I used to have good results dropping random follows / likes and sliding into DMS on insta and that has dried up. I feel the paranoia around consent and women's empowerment favors sanitized environments like tinder.
32 price average, I'll give you I'm shitting bricks over here
is this bait or pure retardation.
If I wanted a poor performance stock I'd buy Telus because at least the yield is 8%. These dating apps are so convoluted and pitted against the user, the day someone creates a fair app your whole market will die
I feel exactly the same way, both the developers and users make these apps such a head ache to use.
These dating apps are so convoluted and pitted against the user
skill issue, feature not a bug
the day someone creates a fair app your whole market will die
two more weeks, trust the plan
This is absolutely correct though and it stated this earlier. A brand new “tinder” that’s independently owned would shock both the market and culture. Especially if it encouraged or at the very least didn’t poo-poo on hookups. Tinder really thinks it’s rebranded itself over the years as a wholesome chungus dating app lmao
I’ll try the pro photos thing next time I make a tinder, which might be soon because I have a road trip coming up, but I also feel like having ALL photography tier photos of you “feels” fake in an abstract sense. Is that just me? If I saw a girl’s profile with all these HQ shots of her in cities or on a beach I’d assume it was a bot. Unfortunately I AM the photographer friend and most of my friends just take shitty blurry iphone pictures of me if we’re out lol, so I mostly use selfies.