I don't get it.
Trump only said he's going to pause the tariffs for 90 days.
Why is it such a bounce back? It makes sense that it'd recover, but people are acting like this is the end of tariffs.
This is only temporary and we're going back to tariffs after 90s days if the entire world doesn't bend the knee?
I don't get it
because he has just shown he's not actually ideologically committed to them and will cuck out almost immediately when blowback occurs
He didn't actually pause the tariffs. He paused raising them further.
because everyone is a giant pussy
suckers rally and a normal event in a bear market
nothing has changed
Canada
8% of total US goods exports and 14% of US goods imports
China accounted for 7.0 percent and 13.8 percent of the US total exports and imports
There are also the aluminium and steel tariffs on the EU the 10% tariffs and the EU reprisal tariffs
It's fucked.
npr.org
EU retaliation measures
In its statement, published after the vote to approve new measures, the European Commission called the initial round of U.S. tariffs "unjustified and damaging, causing economic harm to both sides, as well as the global economy."
European officials said these latest "countermeasures," as they called them, could be suspended at any time, but only once the United States agrees to what they termed a "fair and balanced negotiated outcome."
The precise details of the new European tariffs will be likely published at the start of next week, a commission spokesperson said, and are expected to target American motorcycles, poultry, fruit and wood, according to a draft copy of the list seen by Reuters.
If not canceled, they would take effect gradually, starting next Tuesday, with further rounds implemented in May and then the rest taking effect in December.
It's cool they'll just extend the pause another 90 days when the time comes. :^)
2 more weeks
90 more days
Is this gonna be the new meme?
The market was so desperate for good news that it didn't even check that it was good news
effective tariff rate went from 27% to 24%
Keep delaying tariff implementation into perpetuity
Keep crashing market without raising revenue or bringing back jobs
Declare victory every 90 days mission accomplished
Really a world class Retard move.
In all seriousness he pooped his pants when he saw the bond market go up instead of down so he made up some story and declared victory, typical smooth brain trump.
he didn't delay tariff implementation
Because non extremists know America has been taken advantage of for so long, they can't with a straight face bitch too much. Trust the plan.
he "paused" it for most countries. The Migatard doesnt even have enough customs workers to enforce the de minimis mail.
because he implied that they were paused for 90 days while deals were made, and so basically they won't come back. Also there was so much negative gamma that the bounce crushed deltas so much that it is literally over for bears until monthly opex. It's going to keep climbing up until 4/17 opex, unless the move is literally all reversed in the next two days. Vanna and charm will keep flows positive until 4/17
with his tariff game he now united the whole world against chinas economy and china has already taken the knee and said they are open to negotionation and he brought in the highest market rally in over two decades if not the highest ever and before that happened he literally told everyone to buy.
He outplayed everyone and you are still too stupid to even understand what just happened while everyone in the world is now rushing to the negation table and the markets are rising.
Again he literally told you dumbfuck to buy before the biggest market rally in your lifetime and you still think he is the stupid one and you are smart..
Everything is retard mode.
we live on the turbo timeline, he can change his mind 180 like every day for 90 days, its absurd but in this state of things 90 days is longer than the 99 year hong kong lease that was seen as infinite back then
Markets are irrational, don't go applying rational thought to it.
Market down 25% since inauguration
Even Wallstreet retards freak out and sell causing larges declines since great depression since you tariff penguin island
Japan dumps bonds raising rates to where you are gonna become the next greece
Reverse course after declaring victory over pengions and bangladesh
Were you born retarded anon or do you just identify as one?
He shit is pants when the bond yields went up despite the market being down. Winnie the poo is going to take a big dump on his desk and we are headed for a recession. Dont worry , Jpow is gonna have to print money to pay for grandma's medical dildo supplies and SS, she is probably gonna have to take your room after getting kicked out of care facility.
why are you calling it a bounce back when it hasn't even recovered as much as it fell lol
Here's a philosophical secret for you:
There's no such thing as "permanent"
Everything in the universe is temporary
Do you really think the tariffs will still be here 100 million years from now?
Stop living with expectations of the future or lamenting the past, as neither of those exist
Deal with the present, and all will become clear
Trump basically lost all credibility on the tariffs ever happening now, no one believes he will actually implement them now
Because people were genuinely afraid that he was actually going to implement Juche
he already implemented them, they're implemented right now.
It will take a few days for you morons to realize this.
Where are you seeing the world uniting against China? How does the US tariffs make other countries not work with China? You're just saying nothing nonsense
only 10% which will definitely still hurt the economy buy not as badly as 46% that was going to go out. All this is going to do is tax poor and middle class people, it will bring zero manufacturing jobs to the USA
he now united the whole world against chinas economy and china has already taken the knee and said they are open to negotionation
tard
why are you calling it a bounce back when it hasn't even recovered as much as it fell lol
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25% on canada and mexico, over 100% on china
our top 3 trading partners
wrong and it already has brought manufacturing back. nice try shitlib
kek delusion MIGAtard, go die in iran already.
there are still escapes, people will just shit to Vietnam from china and then sell to the USA, overall this will end up with more chines good in USA.
The Dow was up 2,962 points today for the largest one day point rally in history.
There have now been twelve 1,000 point gains in history and President Trump has 10 of them
nibba you cant keep starting fires, putting it out w/ ur piss, and claim you're the greatest firefighter alive.
25% on canada and mexico, over 100% on china
our top 3 trading partners
you forgot 25% on steel and aluminium with the EU
The EU have applied tariffs to targeted US goods and sectors in response
ec.europa.eu
washingtonpost.com
nice try shitlib
Your mind is a broken hamsterwheel filled with imaginary enempies and crappy buzzwords for drooling retards.
people will just shit to Vietnam from china and then sell to the USA,
Tariffs are based on country of origin of the good. Doing what you propose is illegal on a large scale. Tariffs would be meaningless if you could bypass them that easily.
direct all queries to pic related
because the stock market is propped up by retarded speculation, it's literally a shitcoin.
You're thinking like a retail trader, not like capital allocation at scale.
The tariff "pause" isn’t policy weakness — it’s liquidity injection inside a policy stronghold. Smart money understands the game: you signal relief, draw in capital, let assets reprice, then slam the door shut. This isn’t about a 90-day reprieve. It’s about setting traps and extracting maximum concessions before you tighten again.
What you’re witnessing is classic policy sequencing:
1. Shock the system to wake up capital (Phase 1 tariffs).
2. Offer a window of "stability" to lure flows back in.
3. Reimpose pressure after repricing and positional exposure balloon.
4. Watch as industrial supply chains scramble to adjust — too late.
The world isn’t bending the knee yet — it’s being positioned to pay for the privilege of delaying pain.
Temporary pause? Yes.
Irreversible capital realignment? Also yes.
You’re still stuck on headlines. We’re already 3 moves ahead.
It was never the tariffs doing anything, just the concept that the government isn't going to slavishly rigg and prop up the stock market.
US stock market is pumped full of hopium and denial about Trump. Even 10% tariffs are a huge tax on consumers and will draw retaliation abroad. The US stock markets needs to shift down permanently given there will inevitable now be less investments less competitiveness, less wealth to go around. You can't beat gravity forever.
This. Market isn't responding to the (grim and terrible) reality of what Trump is doing. Eventually they'll have to wake up to how fucked things really are.
there was NOTHING organic about this,