America did everything wrong

antagonize and alienate all allies

threaten petty imperialism on your neighbors

put USD hegemony on borrowed time

tariff literally everyone on trade deficits of all things

prove how unstable and untrustworthy america actually is

make china your grand nemesis as all the nations you alienated flock to them

everyone, literally everyone now wants to decouple from and destroy you

slightly walk back the retardation you started after everyone around you, including american businesses have to tell you how retarded you are

FED still won't cut

won

America did nothing wrong

I don't understand

you are now aware that the premise "orange man retarded" - while convenient and popular - is a piss poor starting point for understanding

2 more weeks

Is this really true? Will America really fall in 2 more weeks?

America fuck yea

Yeah he won, I say this as a lib. He won because he's shifted the overton window dramatically. 125% tariffs on China, 10% everyone else is still insane yet market jumps 10% on the news. They'll jump again when he inevitably walks it down. To the extent that he'll have a political backlash - half the democratic party is already messaging tariffs are a tool worth using to reindustrialize. Gretchen Whitmer is one of the leading 2028 prospects and she basically said this today in DC.
The thing about acting like a complete retard when you lead the load-bearing economy of the west is it's such a massive stress test people end up being really happy when you end up acting like a partial retard

Yes. Blessed by the God of Israel.

The Euro is also a scam. Any printable "money" is a scam.

you're a retard

wrong

is a fundamentally bad way of understanding the economy.

overton window maaan

opinion discarded

won

nigga futures are already bright red

?

normalizing retarded policy is a win

Who exactly is the winner here? Would he win if he nuked an American city?

Zoom out

America always wins.

futures

zoom out

can already see the entirety

less anime, more learning basics

contrarian incel

opinion discarded

Ahhhh yes setting up tariffs that crash the market then pausing those tariffs to breakeven. Brilliant case of ""winning""

lose money

nothing changes in the power structure

keep paying the trillions to israel as usual

"we won!"

They all agree America's monopoly money is the most stable and most universal whenever they need to pay each other. If the Polish want to buy from Koreans, they don't want to be paid in polecoin. Nobody around them takes poolishcoins, so they want freedombucks instead, because smelly chinks and hand-rubbing nips will accept those.

gib all ur monies murica!

hurr durr y u leaching?

The tariffs should be increased x10 and rendered permanent.

We're the Main Characters

doesn’t know the diff between after market and futures

Trump unironically has the mandate of heaven.

Because the dollar has been the reserve currency for so long and everyone basically just defaulted to it as the most sensible option.
It's kinda like BTC being worth 80k while an identical or even better copy of it is worthless, people just eventually accepted that it has value.
Except unlike BTC the US can print as much as they want to and as long as they don't go super overboard they can just keep exporting their inflation through their trade deficit.

America is destroying its place on the global stage for good. How are you not understanding this?

Always do the opposite of what "the chosen people" tell you to do, without being overtly hostile towards them.

Why was our "place on the global stage" good?
We were basically everyone's Mom. Responsible for everything, never appreciated when things go right, always at fault when they go wrong. Always there to provide the extra cash when people have royally fucked their own shit up, never there to share in the riches when their hostile policies finally pay off.

I bet most Chinese don't even know how many times in their history they've been rescued by the US.

You're such a moron. It's been explained a billion times to you. See you in July

Keep betting against America, we like taking your money.

america won by implementing measures to make every american citizen poorer?

we like taking your money

this is the understanding of tariffs by the brainlets who visit this board.
Anon Babble - """Business & Finance"""

No, I don't mean through tariffs. I mean every retard panic selling this last week. There wasn't actually that man, you had to be extra stupid and reactionary.

Why was our "place on the global stage" good?

What do you mean win?

I can't wait until the dollar scam ends

Yeah me too, fiat money is...

and the EURO takes over

Retard detected, the Euro is a bigger scam than the USD

Like your entire continent is 30 years ahead of the US in decay, how do you not get that?

so the whole import taxes thing is justified because you owned stock market investors?

Jumps 10%

After falling from 610

Holy shit copium

No, its good because isolationist America is pretty damn good and that's more than enough reason to demand we get treated like an important trading partner or we will leave.

antagonize and alienate all allies

Parasites

threaten petty imperialism on your neighbors

Based

put USD hegemony on borrowed time

Good

tariff literally everyone on trade deficits of all things

No hiding from that

prove how unstable and untrustworthy america actually is

Always have been

make china your grand nemesis as all the nations you alienated flock to them

Good luck with that

everyone, literally everyone now wants to decouple from and destroy you

Fuck around and find out

slightly walk back the retardation you started after everyone around you, including american businesses have to tell you how retarded you are

Weaklings

FED still won't cut

Illegitimate agency

won

Always have been

its American. we make the rules and if we say no fuckin on Thursdays you better not fuck. or we fuck you. why do you tink 3rd worlders always want to move to the usa... its because the game is rigged we have the best everything and it take more than 8 nations to try to stop us.

and even then we would rather put a gun to our heads and still get our own way.

now, put the fries in the bag wagecuck and learn your place 2nd worlder

isolationist America

we get treated like an important trading partner or we will leave.

what the fuck are you smoking? do you even know what isolationism means?
america is the biggest consumer. if you start producing your own shit for INTERNAL consumption, you become LESS important as a trading partner.

There are no winners and losers. Only buyers and sellers.

I was explaining why we're able to stare to the abyss longer without blinking.

you have no clue about what you are talking about, do you?
how old are you, you litte retard? have a reminder: this website is for adults

what did we win?

The game, but now you've lost

You won front seats to the circus. Enjoy the show, ameribros.

won

What do you mean he "won"

What did he actually get out of all this. He just tariffed China more and offered to negotiate more trade deals with other countries. If that's all he truly wanted, he could have done that from the very beginning, he didn't need to threaten blanket tariffs to accomplish that. As a result of him pausing tariffs the stock market rebounded after it tanked when he announced them.

Y'all aren't terribly bright are you

Old enough that I don't sound like I learned everything I know about the markets by watching 30 minutes of CNBC this morning.

You were appreciated in Europe until you betrayed us

People in Europe (including Ukraine) were saying America/Trump was the biggest threat to global peace right before Putin invaded.

Nobody was saying that, the overwhelming majority of people in Europe had a positive view of the US especially the further East you went (excluding Russia and Serbia for obvious reasons). Look up any public poll on peoples opinion of the US before Trump got elected

Pic in 2013 (Before Crimean invasion)
In 2019 dw.com/en/germans-think-trump-is-more-dangerous-than-kim-jong-un-and-putin/a-51802332

nah america inst that good lol...

As a fellow burger, i can safely say you are a complete cretin. Imagine acting as a victim while being so presumptuous and full of yourself (ps: you didn't participate in any of US's achievements toward greatness, stay humble faggot).

63% after single handedly paying for your war is good?

I really don't recognize the bit you're doing....
Is it Jeffrey from Fresh Prince's gay son, in middle School(that part explaining the edgy offense to "we")?

Are the wars real in your mind?

Unlike your faggot european mindset this isnt a marvel movie

There's plenty of footage and memes related to your latest war(pic related.)

Come to think it, that's like the 4th time in the last year Euros have said "that's it, you've ruined your credibility, we used to look up to you!" as if we don't get the British Broadcast channel in the US or listen to your pop music(all of which revolves around talking shit about the US.)

so what? You gonna charge me for high treason because i didn't back your imaginary sob story?
WE are the bully, we enforce our vision and goals because we curbstomb anyone else and secret coup the shit out of their regimes and poison their leaders. All this while being backed by evil jewish banksters. It's pure hypno sissy bullshit to pretend we are some selfless heroes and need a rest from all the good we do all around the world.
We are fucking evil, we do everything we do only for our own benefits, we are ruthless and psychopathics, that's exactly why we are at the fucking top.

Bull trap

the libruls said orange man bad

this means america is wrong

When do we hang these people for real?

Yes. Blessed by the God of Israel.

[Alexander] Hamilton exhibited a respect for Jews, which was described as "a life-long reverence."[234] He believed that Jewish achievement was a result of divine providence:

The state and progress of the Jews, from their earliest history to the present time, has been so entirely out of the ordinary course of human affairs, is it not then a fair conclusion, that the cause also is an extraordinary one—in other words, that it is the effect of some great providential plan? The man who will draw this conclusion, will look for the solution in the Bible. He who will not draw it ought to give us another fair solution.[235]

Welcome back Alexander Hamilton!

If we're so fucking evil, then everyone should be grateful that we're backing away and shutting down all the "soft power" agencies in the government, but they're not:
They're spazzing the fuck out as if Donald ate their puppy in front of their children. They spent 30 straight years tell us they don't want us around them, we don't need to be around them.

S&P 500 back to where it was 5 days ago after dumping for a while

DOW back to where it was 5 days ago after dumping for a while

NASDAQ back to where it was 5 days ago after dumping for a while

EU tariffs in place

China tariffs still in place

confidence in the US market eroding

US dollar dumping

how is this winning anon?

then everyone should be grateful that we're backing away and shutting down all the "soft power" agencies in the government, but they're not

Pretty sure they are, go ask about it on Anon Babble to get an idea, rather than regurgitate the leftist mouthpieces we payrolled while said agencies were up. They just lost their bullshit well paying jobs, ofc they gonna claim it was oh so vital and important and everybody is missing them.

A few people were able to successfully buy the dip and make a lot of money. Which good for the ones who were able to do this without being an insider, and fuck the insiders for turning the sp500 into a fucking meme coin and driving a wedge into international relations for the sake of a quick buck.

So, it would seem that alot of the money we were sending out globally wasn't really in our best interest then?

You unironically cannot defeat the American spirit. It lingers within the most bottom of the barrel citizens.

This desu. It's incredibly toxic long term, we are shooting ourselves in the foot just so Bloumpf's buddies can fill up their pockets. Right when i thought this country couldn't get any more corrupt we get a NFT con artist, shitcoin rugging, insider trading prez. This timeline is just too much for me.

im terribly sorry sir I think you are a bit confused
this is Anon Babble on boards dot Anon Babble dot org
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I mean people still want to invest in the US and will continue to do so once retard in chief calms down a bit, but turning one of the most robust markets in history into a shitcoin isn't attractive to any major players

So i'm putting words in your mouth and then act smug about the gotcha i just invented in my mind, do you finally see how correct i was?

kek, how did you translate my previous post into.. this?

Yeah "won"

crashed the stock market

bounce back not back to previous number and only temporary because these tariffs will keep fucking up the market

0.0% chance now that a company opens a factory in America because they knew Trump will just cuck

any extra tariff revenue will go toward his tax cuts for rich kikes and globalist corporations

go back to your containment board Anon Babblefag

It definitely increased my risk appetite for Chinese stocks. If I'm going to get manipulated by the govt, I prefer the one that is easier to read.

Wow thank you kind stranger, your help is well deserving this +, i let you lead the way.

Edit : i can't believe how grateful i am, pwease don't forget to edit your post after you read this to thank me too.

Teflon Don
I don’t get it either OP. Social media has broke us.

people are suprised that rules exploited everyday by everyone caused trump to win

Huh?

It's kind of like when you play a super overpowered character in a video game, you can get away with playing really suboptimally and still barely skate by.
America is a major superpower. It's hard for a single person to fuck that up in a couple months, no matter how hard they seem to be trying.