Put tariffs on every other country on earth, even penguins.
other countries balls up and challenge us, stock chaos ensues
they quickly fold, multiple countries and the fucking EU agree for zero to zero tariffs
too bad, I'm going to keep doing it LOL
if stocks go up he tweets saying MORE TARIFFS causing them to go back down
all US allies basically begging as world market crashes
Wallstreet dumping while retailers (the common man) are buying as stocks plummet
Tweets this morning to buy stocks, best time to buy
there's a war between Wallstreet dumping and retail pumping
his fans and the working class and middle class, some even lower class all buying and betting against Wallstreet
"I've decided to halt tariffs for 90 days"
stocks skyrocket almost back to normal in a day, the retailer WON
probably the biggest transfer of money from the rich Wallstreet investors to the lower classes in history
all while getting all the other countries to fold
The democrats can't say shit about insider trading or manipulation because Nancy Pelosi and the democrats were investing in stocks and refused to sign a bill barring politicians from stocks and she repeatedly did investments right before a bill passed (Invested in Tesla days before Biden EO'd all military vehicles go electric)
TrumpGods... I truly kneel. This has to be the biggest victory for the middle and lower class guys in years.