HAPPENING IS OVER

Bitch ass pussy

The art of the deal, EUROPOOOOOOOR, MAGA MAGA MAGA, 4D chess, it was part of the plan

Total clowns

kwab

euros put in 25%

he folds soon after

even if the reason is a different one this doesnt look strong but at this point his fans are cultists anyway
not even sure if I want to invest because this nigga flips on a fucking dime

OOOOOOO

One last chance at exit liquidity, thanks

oh what. ok so china and the eu still have their 84% and 25% tarriffs on us goods in place

KWAB this can't be real

Nothing ever happens will always be the safest bet.

completely and utterly lose the game of chicken you started

say everyone else folded

Every fucking time
That was just the response package to the tariffs from like 2 months ago, the EU had barely started work on the new round of counter-tariffs that were due around the end of the month

No company agreed to move to the US

All the big players were preparing their own counter tariffs

Is this a win or a loss?

He's only pausing the tariffs for countries that didn't tariff US back. The SPX surge doesn't make any sense. It must be the last exit liquidity chance before we dump to newer lows, screencap this

Eugenics should be brought back into the mainstream but for Miganigs.

are the North Dakota vanilla farms cancelled?

It's a win because europoors kissed his ass o algo.

Probably fake news

Leftards seething bigly

I've never seen Anon Babble so blue since the days of occupy wallstreet. We had a unironic "why you all should move to california" thread the other day. They've fucked up so so badly here.

They literally announced tariffs and he cucked out immediately after, he looks weak as shit like this.

What a disappointment.. Total nothingburg..

They actually believe this and it's just depressing to see it.

Is this the most blatant market manipulation in history?

What a paperhanded bitch lmao

uh will china go through with their tariffs tho?

blue

Just a dedicated discord server. You’d know if you had the pattern recognition to notice their common posting style.

le art of the deal

what a fucking retard and a cuck

The 25% as understand it are from the US steel/aluminium tariffs, which was from the same basket as the Mexico/Canada tariffs.
The 25% are also limited to orange juice, motorbikes and some other niche things.
I don't think the EU have made any response to the "reciprocal tariffs + 10%".

/thread

Trump is weak and retarded. A shock to nobody.

Trump is playing 2D chess you guys don't get it

migapedes could be lined up along a wall and claim the rifles aimed at them are just replicas, truly pathetic creatures

he always folds and will now point at the jump in the markets as a victory. and worst of all, his followers will praise him for it

maGODS can see through all illusions and hold steadfast

LOL

Aaaaand the cycle repeats.

TARIFFS HAPPENING

jk not happening

TARIFFS HAPPENING NOW FOR REALS

jk I give you one week

TARIFFS HAPPENING NOW 500%

jk not happening in 90 days bruh.
and still the fucking crypto is going to shit bc of this retard. All of this happening while his friends and family are buying tons of eth and btc to lower prices, someone needs to stop this faggot rn.

easy there buddha light

[x]GODS

thats actual discord speak

Will any MIGA immigrant explain to me how tariffs could ever boost domestic production at this point if your president is arbitrarily pausing or cancelling them on a whim?

Did the EU retaliate before this 90 day pause?

hes right, you niggers use the same reddit terms shills on Anon Babble use, in every thread, keep your amerimutt drama out of my board

Is this the "China bans Bitcoin nvm China promotes bitcoin" endless cycle but for stocks?

And tomorrow theyll resume

They retaliated to the last round of tariffs but were still preparing their response package to the current shitfit
Honestly it'll be pretty fucking funny if migatards try to spin it that Europe caved because they didn't make it out of committee fast enough before Donnie flipflopped, the retaliation was due by the end of the month

yes

be at the top of the world but your greed says that's not enough

start a trade war against the entire world

announce a unilateral ceasefire in less than a week

2025.04.09 is the official conclusion of the judeo-american century

Why the FUCK is it SO BAD to have tariffs? Every other country has them in place against us. Why is it GOOD that we'd somehow backed ourselves into a corner where everyone else is allowed to have exorbitant tariffs against us and we're not allowed to have any of our own, and the minute Trump instates them, people are terrified and crash the stock market?

and that's what drumpf wanted

Well duh, why wouldnt he want to make deals?

Whales is lying.
10% tariffs are still in effect and China got its tariffs bumped to 125%.
All he did was lower cooperating countries with tariffs over 10% to 10.

What a fucking bitch lmao.

Where are all the crying discord trannies now? 10+% in a day has to be a record.

He said he only paused the tariff on countries who didn't retaliate. That means EU, Canada, and China still have higher tariffs

I hate this motherfucker

Gigacope. Every poll shows these retarded policies are unpopular with Americans.

Trump and friends bought the dip with your retirement funds. They'll do it again too and you'll thank them for it.

The only countries with high tariffs are banana republics. Congratulations, you have been duped by MIGA.

Almost like they need protectionist policies while the richest country in the world doesn't or something.

I am not having fun anymore.

Trump and friends bought the dip with your retirement funds.

That's not how stocks work, retard.

It was never about rebuilding manufacturing, it was about securing better trade deals. At least until he puts tariffs back on and then it will be about bringing back manufacturing until he takes them off again.

Why are people saying this is a Trump win?

Installs tariffs on the rest of the world, destroying the world market

Markets panic, everything going down

Other economies counter the US with tariffs

Economists start panicking and advising Trump this is a terrible idea for everyone involved.

Trump caves in, pauses tariffs

OMG ANOTHER TRUMP WIN NOW THAT THE MARKETS ARE GREEN AGAIN AFTER HE PAUSED HIS OWN STUPID TARIFFS THAT PUT US IN THE RED.

Is this a "merely pretending to be retarded" moment?

It's obviously cliche but MIGA types unironically work on the basis of doublethink.

When the rules are working off retarded schizo delusions you might as well go with whatever story floats your boat whether you're winning or losing

This is almost exactly what i wanted. I want no tariffs for europe and crippling ones for non white "people"

someone sold
HAHAHAHAA

EU won again.

because he got the markets to accept a universal 10% tariff on all imports and 125% on china. unironically art of the deal.

Post even a single poll that demonstrates that

trump bad

This is a very obvious libtard discord raid

they aren't taxing you, they are taxing (punishing) their citizens, artificially reducing profit margins and business opportunities
to copy that behavior is to punish your own citizens and economy

also US admin published fake numbers and used a false narrative to push for tariffs
a country that had a 3% tariff on US products would be falsely accused of having a 40% rate in order to justify the issuing of a 20% rate
so even if reciprocal tariffs were economically sound (they're not), USA didn't actually reciprocate; it issued rates high enough that essentially functioned as a trade embargo

the following dump will be painful

Didn't he say something like "My policies will NEVER change" yesterday?

But there's 10% tarrifs on everyone except china with 125%, it's the classic foot in the door technique and everyone is happy for it.

they paused (PAUSE, not revoke) tariffs on everyone but china, so the MIGA crowd will probably say something among the lines of "this was to own the chinese all along!"

Every other country has them in place against us

Why lie? Countries that have FTAs with the US or which unilaterally repealed tariffs got hit with his tariffs.

trump good

very obvious magatard raid

They're already saying that, just open the catalog lol

have fun

He has a bad memory. The worst of them all.

Protectioniggerism and level of shitholeness are so strongly linked.

The board has been unusable for weeks, zero crypto discussion, just trannitor seethe about USA and tariffs.

What you mean my bank is SELLING MY RETIREMENT FUNDS?

Ok but what if after 90 days Trump says "jk lol" and does the whole thing over again?

See how conveniently they will 100% MEMORYHOLE the "bring manufacturing" bullshit.

It would be extremely painful.

Who’s going to stop him

zero crypto discussion,

What is there to discuss? Crypto is just a Nasdaq proxy now.

I am hereby raising the Tariff charged to China by the United States of America to 125%

... and a substantially lowered Reciprocal Tariff during this period, of 10%,

MIGA mutts are so fucking stupid, they actually thinks this means this shitshow is paused.

I'm not surprised markets are pumping, but you're literally retarded if you aren't taking this as exit liquidity.

SEND ME TO THE FACTORY, DADDY TRUUMPPPPP, I WANNA MAKE NIKE SHOOOOOES

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA 4D CHESS ART OF THE DEAL MAGA MAGA MAGA

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed Wednesday that the universal 10 percent baseline tariff will remain in effect during the 90-day pause just announced by Trump. China however will be tariffed at 125 percent.

10% is still on, China is at 125%. This is still gonna be bad.

Oh so it isn't actually a pause. Lmao this admin is a joke

It will happen again so expect market crabbing as they test the current highs.

You are such a fucking clown it’s insane kek

I demand an updated cardboard presentation with the updated numbers

Nobody will make a deal.
Infact this charade took off any pressure on negotiations because they know he doesnt want tariffs. He can bully other countries anymore because now they know he needs them. They will just wait the pain.

Plus all the other retard tariffs like the new steel and aluminium and car ones. People are just giga hoping that trump will pause them all which is why we're going up so much. I'm honestly wondering if a sitting president can be investigated for securities fraud because it almost seems to perfect.

Its /ptg/ shilling.
Its joever when the tariffs go into effect
Even more joever if king miga decides euros haven't given enough abd brings the tariffs back

the EU just approved tariffs on the US today kek
so its just that EU retaliatory tariff talks took longer than Trump could handle the backlash from the tariffs and the EU decided to collect them starting next week

the EU cave- ACK

reuters.com/markets/europe/eu-countries-set-approve-first-retaliation-against-us-tariffs-2025-04-09/

These are the counter-tariffs for the tariffs that Blumpf announced in February or whatever, EU barely even got started on the new ones

yeah you are right mb
should've known there ain't no way the EU approves a tariff package in a week

Is this the biggest cat bounce in history or did trump fucking win

announce a clinically retarded policy

crash the market

tell people you'll stop doing the thing that crashed the market

market recovers

OMG GENIUS WINNING BIGLY
Now watch the US economy stall anyway because your whole country is fucking toxic to investors now

Wait, does this mean everyone is US tariff free except China right now?

Sorry you didn't buy.
Better luck next time.

i read on twatter tariffs vs china are still in effect just paused the ones with other countries to negotiate, which is it then?

No, everybody else still has the 10% lol
So trade war is basically still on for now but they lowered the intensity
I'm guessing practically everyone expects him to cave on the whole thing before too long though

so time to sell

For most countries with high tariffs is the inability of tax their people, either because cash economy o informal labor. They are not affecting US or other countries but their own citizens
Trump’s tariffs reduce trade ( 25% of GDP) and growth

Is a Trump win because it makes tariffs discretionary to his whims and personal likes. Everyone is used now to think that his wishes are facts

90 day pause

oh for fucks sake
make up your mind one way or the other you fucking dotard

The jeetnigger trumpstein shills are the overpaid people in the world

Nothing ever happens

short

tariffs on

long

tariffs off

short

tariffs on

long

tariffs off

This better be your strat this cycle.

He also denied MSNBC's report that he was considering a 90-day pause. He's just a market manipulating piece of shit.

It's just a blatant pump n dump lol

This whole shitshow has been 100% just so he and his goons could game the market with advanced knowledge, which is why the republicans in congress just handed over the reigns to economic policy to the whims of a single person. regular congressional insider trading just wasn't cutting it anymore

the us is still WAY below were it was. remember that a 10% drop needs a >11% rise. don't get tricked by the green numbers

He lied.

He did not get the whole world to accept a 125% tariff on China

sounds like someone lost money

recession averted

mr. chud I got to hand it to you, you are always on time

Tomorrow: Trump reinstates tariffs
It's too risky to be positioned right now, just stay liquid and wait until this shitshow is over

MIGA needs to be skinned alive

Are you fucking kidding me?

exorbitant tariffs against us

Never happened

because he got the markets to accept a universal 10% tariff on all imports

???