GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!
90 DAY PAUSE 90 DAY PAUSE 90 DAY PAUSE
bro what the fuck this is peak clown meme world
leverage gets the rope
lol the world is such a joke
a comedy for those that think
a tragedy for those that feel
INVEST IN NINTENDO WHILE YOU CAN THIS IS NOT A MEME
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
You mixed in a 2 there. Anyways, did you not get the memo?
We transitioned in 2008 and never looked back.
People don't even get the jokes in the idiocracy movie anymore.
Wait so China gets 125% while everyone else gets a tariff pause? I'm not sure I'm understanding it right (my IQ is sub-100)
China is 125%. Rest of world is 10%. Maybe europe isn't because they retaliated though.
So a bunch of people got to buy the dip. How the fuck is this legal?
lowering tariff to 10%
started on 10%
The house always wins :))))))))))))))
back down and declare victory
Fucking classic little bitch Donnie lmao
he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing at all
He played the stockmarket with his friends, now you know what was happening in the S&P before, some people in his circle just became brazillionaires.
Anyone claiming this retardation is 4s chess deserves a massive black dildo on his ass.
There is no way this retard knows what he is doing.
He can't pick a war with Europe and China at once even EU retaliate. Notice how he just folded on Canada and gave Carney a free win.
TSLA up 15% on the daily what the actual fuck
I don't understand if he is pausing all tariffs or changing tariffs to be 10% for 90 days for all countries aside from China and probably Canada and Mexico.
Trump is going to destroy the Chinese economy. Now every other country can send goods to USA and compete with China.
China needs the USA to import their goods to survive
BIGGEST STOCK MARKET INCREASE IN HISTORY!!!!! (when I said I would stop doing the retarded shit I was doing)
the damage is done
Literally what I said three days ago. He’s giving Wall Street one last chance to exit before the storm comes. Don’t exit right this day, but play your exist strategy over the next few weeks as there will be one final relief rally
Why didn't Donny just do this in the first place? It's not like European money even leaves the western hemisphere anyways it all goes back to Americans one way or the other, and theirs goes to us and it loops again and again.
but what about the glorious Made in America t-shirt factories?
It took China 25 years to build those supply chains, it will take any other nations at least just as long.
Changing to 10%.
Except China and maybe Europe.
Or maybe he walks back at that too, who the fuck knows anything with this volatile orange retard.
Trump and friends bought the dip. I wonder if they bought the dip in foreign stocks too. Billionaire club does it again.
Does it? Someone wrote that exports to the US makes up 2% of their GDP. They could lose that and survive just fine.
Meanwhile US would be done for without Chinese goods
10% on all but chyna for the next 90 days unless some deal occurs on a per country basis that appeases trump, 125% on chyna
make the dip
buy the dip
unmake the dip
must be cool to be president of a nation of retards that let you get away with stealing their retirement money.
someone tweets "fake news"
dumps 50%
EU just announced specific tariffs that focus on republican states
Bros I'm scared...
Need is a strong word. It'll definitely hurt, but not do as much damage and playing hokie pokie with tariffs has done to the US economy so far.
Besides, now there are about 190 new trading partners that are probably more than happy to be middlemen
That does not tell the whole story
There were only in effect for like 13 hours before he fucking changed the plan again. Nobody is going to make a deal when he literally changes his view hour to hour.
Wait so is this a pause on the 25% automobile tariffs on mexico and canada too? I don't even know what's tariffed and what's not anymore
Maybe europe isn't because they retaliated though.
EU announced 25% tariffs today
Those were for 2 tariff packages before, not the blanket retard ones.
what's so bullish abouth this? higher tariffs on China anyway
IMMEDIATELY folds when it becomes obvious no company is moving and that all the big players were preparing their own counter tariffs
KWAB
Kek what a fucking loser
just transshipping and rebadging lol
Who let that puberty-driven retard make any decisions? He's fucking flip flopping every second.
I FUCKING PREDICTED THIS I SHOULD HAVE CAPPED MY POST. I EVEN GOT THE CHINA THING RIGHT
Checked
I doubt it. It's likely just countries hit by reciprocal tariffs which Canada and Mexico weren't part of since those are Trump's personal shitshow.
I wish this fag would make up his retarded mind. Either crash everything to 0 and we all die of poverty, or just shut the fuck up and let us have a fucking bullrun.
he cucked
Even better, he is stealing retirement money from other countries too. I was right, the only sure thing is that ordinary folks get fucked no matter how this goes. And it's only the beginning.
But what about the trade deficits, bros?
90 day pause
check my holdings
still down 14% this week
So is this still not the end?
that's the thing, it's gonna be this way for the reminder of his tenure, blud could flip flop again by tomorrow
Anon did u write this? Thats unironically good
trade deficits
orange man needs to be impeached for market manipulation
where's all the lefty fags saying "crashing the economy" over and over
i wrecked you this morning
then i went and bought
sup bitches
The trade deficits are beautiful we have the best deficits in the world. People are calling me and saying Mr Trump we love our deficits.
impeached
He should be hanged but this stunt will probably please his MIGA cult following enough so he can do it again and again.
thank trump
Watch him threaten crypto projects next to pump his libertyfi bags
It's obvious this fat fuck retard doesn't know what he is doing(highly likely), or he purposely does this to enrich himself and those close around him (also highly likely)
So you mean to tell me he bashes other countries with "cheating" the US with trade deficits and tarrifs and that these reciprocal tarrifs were going to stir up US investment to buy and Sell American, only to pause said tarrifs for 3 months because all these countries were panicking?
So he never wanted Made in America to begin with kek.
republican
No way, for real?
can someone explain pls, why market is pumping
I'm gonna be rich off the collapse of the US and off the backs of the total misery of amerimutts... is this heaven?
collapse of the US
stock market rallied 6% in a couple hours
Are you retarded?
I am actually laughing
If you didnt buy anything yesterday, you werent paying enough attention to how the DOW was moving
He folded lmaooooo
I will invest in Nintendo by buying the $500 Nintendo Switch 2 bundle.
They want to fuck over Republican state industries, bourbon and alcohol is a huge one because its literally all the state of kentucky is good for
This, I don't know why some people still can't figured it out
Market is pants on head retarded and freaks out over a single word Trump says
Trump calls his friends he's gonna put tariffs, they sell
Trump announces them, market crash
"Yes Mr. Goldstein, tomorrow I'll announce a pause"
Rinse and repeat
You're falling for it again and again
How many supply chain managers are committing suicide over this endless back-and-forth tariffaggotry?
he purposely does this to enrich himself and those close around him
Most likely. It's easy to paint him as a clown, but the man did survive six bankruptcies and is still a billionaire. He is robbing everyone right in their faces and is poised to get away with it and do even more damage. It's a clown world but the kings are the ones laughing.
cue miggers reprogramming and cheering lower tariffs in 3, 2, 1...
I'm pretty sure they will all quit by the end of the month. Who the fuck wants to deal with that kind of bullshit right now.
This. Watch the migger mental gymnastics in real time, having their thoughts beamed into their head by dear leader
Pausing Tariffs that should be permanent
REEEEEEE
that focus on republican states
even states like alabama outproduce most eu countries, nothing to be scared of
euros are so limp and weak from centuries of being cucked
the thing is tho they crave being cucked
for a small window their built up resentment of real american men exploded via tariff fantasies, but as reality comes crashing down on them, they'll return to their cages
But you did not contradict
doesn't know what he is doing
he knows exactly what he's doing
you on the other hand...
you're having some kind of mental breakdown as you can't imagine a man sticking up for himself and his country
this concept is so foreign to a downtrodden european man who struggles with confidence issues
So many reddit tier opinions in here
So that he can tell the MIGA cult that he alone saved the global economy (by not implementing his retarded policies)
It's way funnier than 2016 though
carry out the biggest stock market manipulation in recent history
still praised by your entire fanbase as a 500IQ genius
art of the deal folks
wonder how retard MIGAS rationalize tariffs being good get Trump panic backs off from them every time he's about to implement them.
pic related
crash the stock market and wipe out trillions
your "friends" buy the dip at lower prices
then say you won and pause everything while the market rises
market manipulation, the average Joe will get raped because of the crashes and tariffs, but nothing will happen because mutts have no balls
Guess most of the world (not just America) really is that stupid. This fucker's gonna walk away with everyone's retirement funds and they'll thank him for it.
We're not all like that. I'm French, and I support Trump's policies and the death of the EU. Trade should be based on mutually beneficial transactions for the people that don't endanger normal people for the benefit of a small caste of whiny, gay bourgeois.
Are you serious?
The orange man is making me so much money. He's actually pretty predictable. It has never been easier to time the market.
This. Good to see a lot more anons are calling it out, seeing how blatant it is now. But the sad truth is that they control all 3 branches of government, crippled all check and balances c/o DOGE and are set to do this for all four years.
is this the exit pump?
We enter return to 'normal' phase
Cool
TRUMP SHAT HIS PANTS LOL
It's Jean Racine
Trump just made me money. I really dint care for your harebrained hypothesis.
Kek Typical MIGA faggot response. You all legitimately suffer from Stockholm syndrome by how you try to spin everything Trump does into a positive because you have your head so far up his ass you can't see clearly.
Sticking up for his country
Oh you mean like PAUSING and LOWERING tarrifs from 3rd world shit holes like Vietnam who will continue producing and exporting (with the help of Chinese corporations of course) to the US, like they been doing for decades?
When's that new Nike apparel and shoe factory opening up here in the US?
he sold his retirement accounts at the bottom
he got scamwicked and got liquidated
Treasury secretary said the 10% tariff remains
youtube.com
How is this not still a whole colossal fuck you to the market?
Why is it rallying when basically only India, EU, Madagascar and Lesotho got their ballooned tariffs removed?
This doesnt seem like a rational agent response.
is this our exit pump? or is the depression cancelled?
t. MAGAtard
I can tell you this, our trade deficit is wonderful. The entire world looks at us and says: I want to have that trade deficit too! Nobody has the deficits that we have. Yesterday I talked to prime minister of Israel, Mr. Netanyahu - wonderful guy - and I said: Netanyahu listen, your trade balance isn't fair, we need to fix this and he agreed, because he's a smart guy. So as of now I announce another 8 quadrillion dollars of donations to Israel so they can buy more stuff and increase their deficit. Thank you.
This is basically a confirmation that the tariffs will be rescinded entirely or "paused" again in 90 days
Tariff is canceled and nothing happened
higher tariffs on China anyway
They already sell most of their goods through other countries to the US, no tariff on other countries = no tariff on China. Now Trump and MIGAs can save face while nothing happens
basically
Maybe a TikTok situation where shit keeps getting pushed out ad infinitum for his whole term.
Lmao
What a fucking pussy. He got scared by a minor drop in the stock market. Little sissy faggot
look at how upset you are over another country's president hahaha
you can't just fathom another man having balls so it's hard to explain to you
Nike
hahahawho the fuck wants that shit what is this the 90s
next time don't panic sell kid
that's like a 6th graders idea of a sick burn
you need some more creativity dog
your emotionals tds is just too much to bear right now
maybe log off for a minute and collect yourself
This means pretty much that nobody will belive his tariff scame next time.
No country is gonna feel oresured to negotiate. What is the point.
how's your puts going?
lmao mad migger
Bessent said their goal is to sink the treasury yield. That didn't work and now they scrambled to at least correct some of yesterdays shitshow, with a little bit of insider trader sprinkled in.
Market is still way down todays route just partially corrected monday'a drop.
Their goal changes every other day.
MAGAts still desperately trying to claim it is some genius 4D chess move from Trump. Sad!
Art of the deal
And now he's ensured no CEO will ever trust him on this subject because he's too unpredictable, meaning they'll never commit to the time and money necessary to creature the infrastructure necessary to manufacture their goods in the US. If there was ever any chance of this actually working, it just went up in smoke.
Why didn't you buy the dip when he said so? Pussy.
Yes, that's what they did last time in 2019. Purposely targeted goods predominantly exported from red states
lmao whats up with all the DESIGNATED sucking off Trump?
EU plus a bunch of other states too
i did not sell and am now down 30% on all my inverse etfs. gg
surely everything will implode again in 90 days?
yes all those people who just made a killing off of this are just retards getting lucky lmao lol rofl
Im going to bet you didnt either, because if you did you could be rich right now with not too much cash. Either way, he has been acting like a moron all week to make it look as real as possible, so it is hardly surprising that people would think he is just mouthing off when he said it was a good time to buy. We also literally heard their plan leaked on Monday and they went to great lengths to make sure everyone knew they had no intentions of ending the tariffs. You cant say "believe him" when that also means believing him that he is going to leave the tariffs there and that the bad stock market wouldnt deter him.
Canada also retaliated on Trump's car tariffs.
But my guess is that Trump will pretend the EU and Canadian retaliation didn't happen
reuters.com
The pause is delaying the inevitable, no one is coming to the table after this moron showed he was the least trustworthy person in history. Get out now.
I think the bond yield spike might have scared him more
pause the tariffs?
bro they werent in effect for a single day...
fuck off with your unsourced ai drivel retard
HE KEKED ALREADY HAHANAA
Why didn't Donny just do this in the first place?
He had to fuck over everybody with a 401k first. Art of the deal, please understand
You have to go back
Was confirmed fake retard
Are you? A small percentage drop needs a larger percentage gain to break even