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Fuck all of you illogical retards. You are the reasoncim down 10% todaay.
WHAT IS GOING ON
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
did trump leak fake news again to make the market pump?
If you wanted to know what killed the bears
can someone explain what's going on as though I was high and only had a modest understanding of economics?
what the FUUUUUUUCK
WHICH ONE OF YOU RETARDS BET AGAINST AMERICA, I WANNA LAUGH AT YOU PERSONALLY
Sloorpchad was fucking right
GIVE THE MARKETS YOUD ENERGY TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eat shit doomer faggots. I hope you lost it all on this massive pump
MY PRESIDENT! I VOTED FOR THIS! I BOUGHT CALLS! I CALLED YOU ALL METNALLY ILL FAGGOTS! TODAY HAS BEEN A GOOD DAY TO BE PRO AMERICAN AND MAGA
why did SOXL scam wick before the run jfc
TARIFFS PAUSED IT'S FUCKING REAL
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FLIP-FLOP DONNIE FLIPPED AND FLOPPED
had to have been news what was it
good time to buy nvda chads
Excellent treasuries auction
QUICK
Predictions for US Global average tariff rate on April 9, 2026
TARIFFS SUSPENDED
WE LOSTED
I’M COOOOOMING
I am hereby raising the Tariff charged to China by the United States of America to 125%, effective immediately.
ol donnie cucksagain
uhoh bobo don't look at your puts
trump fucking blinks on tariffs the day after I buy a 5x inverse spy etf
FUCK THIS CUNT
TO THE MOON BOYS!!!
SPX IS THE NEW SHITCOIN!!
BOOBOOS EAT FUCKING SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO How much did you doomer faggots lose? Tariffs paused
tariffs paused
Tariffs paused
Market BOOMING
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING SHOULD I SELL
Retards realize the announcement is basically fake news right?
Tariffs still on (10%) and china is still important.
Fucking trump caved
KEK BOBO
why is trump so insecure about chyna
Fuck this orange retard
In honor of this pump, I splurged on my lunch. Made a sandwich with Muenster cheese and Dijon mustard, putting some Sun Chips on the side.
Told you.
WHY DIDNT YOU MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS LISTEN? THIS IS JUST GAMBLING POCKET MONEY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah 10% blanket tariff and then china targetted big boi tariffs
So this whole thing was a ruse to get people to accept a 10% across the board tariff?
the market thought donnie would cuck
AND THE MARKET WAS RIGHT
what the fuck is happening
FUCK UFKC UDFU FUCK MY PUTS GOD
yfw everyone who shorted just got pissed on
love muenster
Isn't 125% on China still catastrophic for us?
Trump caved
On shithole countries
Doubled down on China tariffs. I suppose he will keep the EU ones for now too since they retaliated
NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA OR THE DON
USA
USA
USA
/SMG/ SHORTED THE BOTTOM, AGAIN
Yes, no business that gets shit from China can afford that
It's better than nothing. Also the amount of cope that this was still somehow a good thing for America is laughable. Other countries that matter are preparing to move/already moving away from America.
Treasury benchmark sale + trump pausing tariffs were all gonna be fucking rich! Except for the mentally ill Reddit faggots who doomed themselves in bankruptcy!
yes and so is 10% on everyone else
but the market's still gonna pump
lmao
clowns
this explains all the crabbing. it was insiders accumulating before the announcement. libtards thought it was retarded maga retail. NO FUCKERS IT WAS BASED JEW INSIDER ACTION
Now that the US has eased the tariffs on other countries and paused them, there is literally no reason for China to keep up their tariffs on the US anymore, since China exports to countries that export to the US anyway. China will lower their tariffs, having won this round, and Trump also gets to claim victory when China eventually does this..
He didnt mention EU at all
He just folded like a bitch(smart)
Don folded like an origami crane
you didnt listen
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Back to plebbit faggot! Lmao how much did you just lose?
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How is this not market manipulation?
I'm shocked my trades have been so fucking good with this. Weeks ago, I went 3Xbear, sold out on Mon close, bought into 3X bull with profit. Lost 10% Tues. Now up 20%. Feels good man, hope it keeps rolling, I'd love to be 100% up by the end of next week.
MY PUUUUUUUUTS NOOOOOOOO
Im done with the market until this flip flopping faggot.is out of office. You cant make any informed decisions because he will just change his mind 2 days later.
sex with Arisu
Second-order bullish effect is that Trump indeed still cares a lot about line going up as the market assumed pre inauguration
Who's going to prosecute him?
Blinking in less than a day, low they know the orange turd can't handle it
we dropped the tariffs cause they are being nice
You faggot
people who went all in on shorts are going to end their lives because Trump decided on a whim to stop being retarded
kek
I guess. It's just weird how much hopium US markets are. It's truly better than nothing, but literally nothing substantial changed. 90 days from now this retardation will start up again and markets will probably crab around ~5k s&p
It 100 percent is. This is why you stack spy and never gamble.
Forgot to mention the most important information: I wasn't able to capitalize on Tuesday's dump because I was making a sandwich, and I missed out on today's pump while I was making this sandwich.
The universe fucking hates me.
I prefer Pepper Jack
SOXL sissies we might be able to make it...
The hope is that congress eventually starts reigning in Trump.
You realize the president and his family literally has a shitcoin? Not to mention the shitstock. They're untouchable.
This is as bad as gambling in a gacha.
DONT LISTEN TO THE DON
GET LEFT BEHIND
Huh?
Sweet I'm back up from my monday-tuesday losses. Still wish I sold when I was up 1% just for the sake of buying in yesterday at a massive discount.
MY CALLS ARE ITM
I AM MAKING BREAD
okay what will he say tomorrow to make it -10% again?
Trump has burned infinite trade relations for on 6% move in the dow. That isn't worth it.
Me, I’m finally ruined.
I just got calls so get ready for a mega dump
still 100+% on China
still 10% on everyone else
This is the dumbest moon of all time. Wait until everyone else puts in 10% of their own, now that Chinks took the flak and Donnie blinked.
best feeling in the world brotha
sorry dudes my wife was on the account, tarrifs are back on
WHAT HAPPENED TO NO NEGOTIATIONS???
I HOPE PETER NAVARRO GETS HUNG HAHAHAHAHAH
3x leverage
Lol
The point he is folding, and giving at all.
god fucking damn, it;s imppssible for me to make money at all. every time I do something the market goes the opposite.
How long until people realize that 10% on everyone else and 125% on China basically means nothing changed to warrant this massive pump?
You didn't buy SOXL at 7.50?
We still have tomorrows pump to go back to QQQ 452
It means vanilla ice cream is now not 15 dollars
those companies that decided to pay the tariff in the last 6 hours for shipping
Do they get a refund?
It won't be until news starts coming out
We are heading up for the forseable future.
Trump decided to shoot the economy 5 times instead of unloading the whole magazine.
This is bullish!
This is so retarded. China embargo (and it IS effectively an embrago) is not priced in
SHOULD I CASH OUT ON CALLS NOW??
so what happened here?
Trump wins and gets his negotiations except for china
raises China's to 125 while everyone else is at 10%
T-TRUMP CAVED
I would, this is a huge move
TQQQ and SPY trading like shitcoins
Nope, and now it’s up 40%…
Ugggggggg
What would I do with 400k anyways.
Means that world pressure is now on China, not just America pressuring them. It wouldn't be surprising if Trump announced tomorrow that any country that tries to make deals with China will have their tariffs raised by 20% or something.
why does the media talk about trust being gone when people have been drooling at a opportunity to flood their cash to the market
It's sliding, I would cash out now
I mean then buy long puts. I agree it's retarded, but we live in a retarded world.
It's about what companies will do.
And back down.
Rip in pace gambling amigo
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So what did we win again? Still higher prices (just not as much)? A majority of markets moving away from American goods? Markets still overall down over 10000 points from ATH?
We're still pointlessly tariffing countries that we have free trade agreements with though.
JUST LOCKED IN PROFITS ON TQQQ
GOING BACK IN TOMORROW
cant even sell my last inverse without being flagged as a pattern trader on robinhood
welp guess im losing more
buy puts
it moons
buy calls
it dumps
It’s honestly amazing
I give up on everything. No matter what I do it always seems to fuck me over. I go long and it dumps, I go inverse and trump pussies out.
It's bleeding heavily, get your money
SHORT SELLERS BTFO
i fucking wish i did. lost my rent money on this shit
are we producing vanilla in north dakota yet?
A moment of silence for all degenerate trading accounts that blew up from this pump
I am not putting in money until this asshole is out of office.
just do the opposite of what you were about to do
Why are you using my daughterwife Alice as the OP image...
china 104% tariff
tariffs across the board basically
everything is bearish
it moons
what the fuck is this clown shit
announce tariffs
market shits itself, drops
last possible moment announce a pause on tariffs
market pumps
is the president of the united states pump and dumping the entire country
Remember to say thank you Mr. President
Bears getting prepped for the big black bull
Angering china is no good tho
They know how to quadruple down too
i just bought a tqqq put
teehee
Remember to slow down before posting
Just hodl anon
It’s 125% now
Cheeto fuck. WHat the fuck is he doing
Fed holds rates and says something bearish and we hit new lows. Until then pump
No, i got fucked by the first time trump lifted de minimis. You just eat shit
At this point I'm convinced trump is actively manipulating the market for his people.
fading this as well, not heavily though
THE TARIFFS ARE FINISHED?!
HAHAHAH BOBO I FUCKING TOLD YOU HAHAHAHAH
125% now, try to keep up
BUDDY LOOK AT BOBO COMPUTER
You'd be an idiot not to slowly buy back in during the lows.
Also I think I'm going to buy some calls now that it's dropping a bit. Make a quick scalp for when it runs back up to 540 and sell.
HOLY FREAKING CRAP
People are on the sidelines foaming at the mouth for any reason to press the buy button
holy fuck I check after a few hours and a bobo annihilation event happens
i had put from a year ago on SPY. closed out this morning for 50% profit. i put in a buy on calls for 600 SPY in 6 months. a few hours before trumps announcement. bear move went too far. didn't fill. too bad. would have been up another 50% today at current prices.
you just suck at reading trumps moves.
pump is already resettling
i want to see if this goes back down to a more conservative number or pumps again before eod
You are right, of course. This is why I'm in cash, and feel like I won't be exiting it for the rest of the fucking year. I will gladly take missed gains over getting fucked over by some retarded swan.
Doesn't keeping the tariff on china still nuke Amazon and Walmart tho
I threatened to punch my friend in the balls, but since they have not retaliated and have been asking "what do I need to do to not get punched in the balls", I will now only punch them in the face
They literally commented in the press release at the white house
we are accepting bribes from countries over the next 90 days to give a small chance of canceling tariffs on your shithole
non panican here
Holy shit this fucking pump
they paused them lmao
So instead of a quick crash, we're getting 90 days of a slow, agonizing crab decline.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???!!!! I JUST BOUGHT 8X LEVERAGED PUTS!!!!!!!! IM FUCKING RUINED!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FUCK THIS SHIT
i think everyone knows they can just bypass through vietnam or whatever now
wasn't he telling everyone to buy this morning? he literally is doing market manipulation
Actual not meme 90 day pause on countries that said "thank you Mr. President" and I'm not joking.
Holy shit
Shut up panican, we're going to the moon. Ignore all bad thoughts. Take your soma.
Fuck this guy. My port is down by 50% since January thanks to his wishy washy ways. Done with him
lmao, many such cases. I wonder how many an heros this orange retard has caused on this liberation day. April 9, 2025.
preemptive pardon time
I want the market to fuck CRASH
It was supposed to CRASH
Everything is made it China, who has 125% tariffs, but everything is PUMPING?
FUCK OFF
Chinese ones are not paused
Fri Apr 4
I thought the EU already imposed tariffs on the US. Is he suspending the EU tariffs or not?
Natgas and oil are mooning
How long to buy up more puts?
This is what happens when you elect a "businessman" as your president, he just uses it as an opportunity to expand his wealth. You think his son didn't know about what was about to happen and didn't throw his money in? Fuck outta here.
10% across the board on everyone now except china
Nope
Different tariffs. The ones that the EU implemented was a response to the steel/etc tariffs from several weeks ago.
SPY trading like a shitcoin
what a time to be alive
Well, I made my money back and won on the bull certificate
Now I'll buy bear and just play the waiting game
New here:
What is bobo...
I don't get it..
it wasn't meant to end this way
bobo is a bear
fed minutes bout to shout RECESSION RECESSION RECESSION and we yeet back down to +3% real quick
What is this pattern called?
Thanks for visiting fed faggots, now slit your wrists and go back
GUYS SERIOUS QUESTION I HATE MY SHIT FUCKING JOB I HAVE A $170K INHERITANCE IN STOCKS THAT I GOT ITS A SAFE UTILITY STOCK BUT I CANT TAKE WORKING ANYMORE SHOULD I SELL SOME OF IT AND FUCK OFF I THINK ITS A RETARDED IDEA BUT I CANT DO IT ANYMORE WHAT SHOULD I DO
And somehow YINN, which is china, also pumped when this was announced, despite the fact he INCREASED tariffs even further on China. Is everyone a fucking moron?
So basically in 90 days, I should buy the next tariff dip and wait for the next pause?
The pump (and soon dump)
how is this not a big L for Drumpfy
literally buckling under pressure to get the tax bill passed in the house
I have been liquidated every day this week on both long and short positions, in the blink of an eye. I hate this stupid irrational market, I hate this fucking orange retard HAHAHAHAHA
Literally never seen the S&P jump that hard that fast what the fuck
the bull trap
Somehow, we will still end the day on a crab, mark my words.
The man is openly manipulating the market to profit off of, and no one can do anything to stop him lmao
fuck off newfag
thank you for your future donations
so... what do i buy?
BREAKING: White House reporting Trump has shot himself after being buckbroken by the international money markets,
If I was china I would suspend all delivery to the US to punish Trumps stock market and dive
People think they'll reach a deal somehow.
Existence is so solved it's not even funny
1) work part time
2) never buy anything you don't need
3) invest in gold and t-bills (S&P if you're feeling frisky)
4) live in a tiny house
5) do hobbies or chill on Anon Babble all day.
We are living in a horrible time period BUT don't say there aren't any lifehacks.
balls deep in Voo
no extra money for the dip last week
Well fuck me
Trump told you to buy this morning. Did you listen?
A third of people will think he's a genius 4d chess player and another third will just be happy to see green again
I read on the papers some clown saying we were going to go back to pre World War II economy system today. Why economists such drama queens?
I want to watch the next pivot from the MAGAtards about why 10% tariffs is enough to bring manufacturing jobs back. I am sure they are eagerly waiting for their right winged podcaster to give them their new talking points. But for now, I think the MAGAtards might stop posting for awhile.
utilities
that's an easy passive income stream and generally resistant to downturns (broadly speaking, utilities are one of the last things people will give up), 170k isn't enough to retire on or live like a king anyways so i'd just hold and reinvest divvies
Bessent indicates that Trump still plans to announce new tariffs on lumber and pharmaceuticals despite the pause on the reciprocal tariffs
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: This was Trump's strategy all along, you might even say he goaded China into a bad position. He told me strategy on Sunday.
DISSOLVE THAT FUCKING ORANGE NIGGER IN A VAT OF ACID PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
It indeed was a bloody Wednesday, but the ones to bleed were us...
f.e.d doesn't use verbiage like that. Jerome is committed to a wait and see position. He was clear on that on Monday. The minutes will not contain any inflammatory language.
HI RILEY!!!
BUY PUTS RIGHT NOW IT WILL BART DOWN BY EOD WELCOME TO THE SHITCOIN CASINO WOOOOOOO
I had calls bought at the bottom but if you think spy ripping 8% in a day on a headline is your signal that we are back on track to a bull market, youre going to lose all of your money
omfg I did not
Prepping the bull
Are we gonna be in the same position 90 days from now? This is retarded.
literally, this is what I do!
What the fuck, I actually managed to time the market for once and get a buy order for VOO in near the bottom.
i think magatards will be triumphant just because the market rebounded
This seems like fraud, but it's not because trump said so lol
You forgot the part when he tweeted his followers to buy his company beforehand. It’s hilarious.
IT IS PREDICTABLE; IF YOU CANNOT MAKE MONEY IN THIS MARKET I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU
That doesn't make any sense. The tariffs are still affecting us.
MAGAtards only can react based on how their leader reacts. I am guessing their pivot will be it was always about China.
So this is why the market was pumping. Literally insider trading.
US Treasury Secretary Bessent: This was Trump's strategy all along, you might even say he goaded China into a bad position. He told me strategy on Sunday.
strategy
it already is
Im on 14th street NW.
Fuck it. I'm waiting until tomorrow to see how this holds up. I really should have bought NVDA on the Mar-a-Lago news, though.
tariffs are here to stay
tariffs were just negotiations
Fell for it again, s08e34
Seriously tempted to add even more shorts. Nothing has really changed for the US's largest trading partners.
They need to investigate trump for market manipulat...
Trump shut down market fraud branch of the government
Holy based
you might even say he goaded China into a bad position
The US needs China a lot more than China needs the US.
i said it was gonna go up yesterday tds fr
Congress will remove tariff power from the executive before then.
trump is a pussy nigger
It's simple. If you want to make money in this market, just do the dumbest shit you can possibly imagine
yes thats good. it makes sense, its mostly about china
So predictable. In a few more hours, it was never about negotiating better deals or bringing jobs back. It was Trump playing gay chicken with China on the economy. I hate MAGAtards so much.
1M buy order for SOXL at 7, hits 7,41. Move it up to 7.50, hits 7.84. Now at 12.
I don’t know if I should be laughing or crying…
10x leveraged short.
No need to thank me.
I was told all week that tariffs are good and good for the market
And now that he fold, market pumps and suddenly tariffs are...?
SORRY YOU DON'T HAVE AN ECONOMICS BACKGROUND
my euroshit broker is blocking all orders kek
chances it is gonna dumb again tomorrow?
I can't help but respect how trump is just unabashedly out for himself
the guy just says "fuck you" to everyone else and wins
What strategy? To completely nuke every Walmart in America?
tsla +20%
lol lmao even
People keep saying NVIDIA is overvalued.
What is their rationale for this?
What do they think a more fair market value for NVIDIA is?
t. sold weekly covered calls for NVDA at $100 this Monday, that will probably execute if this pump lasts
I'm profiting over all but I'm going to feel dumb if I fell for fud, exacerbated by that premarket dump to 87, and now I'll have to buy in again at a higher price point.
REMEMBER PANICANS
TARIFFS ARE ALWAYS 90 DAYS AWAY
90 days?
Just do the opposite of whats logical!!!! You're retarded if you aren't!
-brainlets
This is why Buffett pulled out. You're all fucking idiots including orange man manipulator.
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING AND IVE BEEN INVESTING FROM MY PAYCHECK BUT I CANT TAKE THIS SHITTY JOB ANYMORE I AT LEAST WANT TO FUCK OFF FOR A BIT BUT I REALLY DON’T WANT TO WORK RIGHT NOW I KNOW I CANT RETIRE OFF OF IT BUT FUCK THIS JOB SUCKS
Wait for the movement to peter off. Give it a few days
It's still really bad news
Too many companies buy supplies from china
Didn't buy the bottom
Didn't sell the top
Didn't sell the bottom
Didn't buy the top
SEETHE
Gayed market
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total bobo death
Anyone else following this chaos despite just holding Vanguard/Fidelity total market ETFs with no intention of selling in the near future?
BOBOS BTFO
LEDDITOR DOOM POSTERS BTFO
THE GOLDEN BULLRUN IS UPON US SLURPERBROS
Damn, maybe I should've bought the dip afterall..
If only I actually knew anything about stocks
Downloaded your new talking point already friendo?
im not playing this game anymore, i hate drumpf and i lost 50 dollaroos today, thank god i got out early when it was still udner a %
This plan just relies on market manipulation, what the hell
SAVE OIL LIL DONNY
fuck off faggot
100% guaranteed tomorrow will be even more dumb
I'm such a retard for not having any cash on hand!!!!
down (25%) 56k
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
PANICANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
I haven't put a single penny into this semen slurping market
nvidia should be five hundred dollars a share that shit is alien technology ripped from the psychervoid
MIGA niggers will eat this shit up
mr president!
*raises paw*
VWRP stopped trading for today but i will have sweet dreams waiting for 0830 tomorrow
I have the feeling its getting way too overbought rn
I've been holding vanguard total market index for almost 20 years so I literally don't care yes
I just held because this whole thing seemed deranged.
fucking up your debt to own the chinks
you'd be retarded or a habitual gambler or both to put any money into the market right now. it's good entertainment that's all.
those absolute monster pumps
FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKK
if you short today its going to go +20% tomorrow
kek how fucked are the bug people
You guys realize a 125% tariff on China is still horrific right? Why are you acting like this is a win
I CANT TAKE THIS SHITTY JOB ANYMORE
Unemployment is near historic lows. Just go find another job? If you don't want to work at all, I don't have anything to tell you other than "so would literally every other person on the planet". Suck it up.
how is this not insider trading
leak fake news to test how much it would pump
market dumps after realizing it's fake
buy in
leak the same news but it's real this time
when things calm down i might go short. orders are still down across the board. they're still frozen out of China.
Those MAGAtards just fucking stole millions from you doomposting bobos
How does that make you feel?
Smci chads??? Is this the short squeeze? Is this the big one
give it a few hours for them to get tired
yeah
WHAT DO YOU SAY Anon Babble?
No rate cut fatties.
don't forget the 10% on everyone else. that's also catastrophic. but i guess it's just a small drop compared to 125% on CN lmao.
Market will find ANY reason to pump at the moment. I would risk a cheeky put when the orange retard goes full retard again.
Gayed
we live in a fucking simulation
I wonder if recent events will lead to another attempt on the orange retards life
Seriously tempted to add even more shorts
I'm going to issue this warning once more because I feel bad:
How ideological bobos lose:
1.Short the drop
2.Allow confidence to inflate to astronomical levels
3.Short the bottom
4.Short the rebound
5.Martingale because you believe you are right and the market is wrong
Don't say you weren't warned.
tslzbros, how are we coping with this? Is it all over?
THANK YOU
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He'll give up tomorrow when he realizes his tantrum isn't working then he'll say some shit about shart of the deal.
I've had too much cash on hand and am just trying to find a good point to enter for the long term. Everything seems so volatile but now I missed the dip. I have no idea what to do.
I wonder how they’ll use the money btw? Chick fil a? Perhaps buying new guns to mow down troons? Stock in rope companies for troons to do it themselves? What do you guys think the money will be spent on?
Don''t let the shitcoin casino of today distract you from the fact that he just gave the EU time to cook up more tariffs. He gave away his only Trump card which was the speed of the tariffs.
holy shit imagine the payout on 0DTE spy calls
They will just ship thru vietnam, who cares
This nigga has been spot on for the past week. Called every movement correctly so far, but has been wrong on his credit event for years.
THANK YOU
If you think China was goaded into a worse position than the US, explain how. Show your work with some actual evidence and not just "no u".
Thank you. Let's do this again in 90 days.
im buying them now, because it's absolutely retarded, and only my retarded trades have ended green
if im wrong, my port still goes up, fuck it
I bought nothing, I sold nothing, I did nothing. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. I attained the peace of Chuddah.
back at 0 with my put
fuck this hahahaha
also trade republic, being trade republic, is completely unusable rn
650 calls and retire
i voted for this
TRUMP KILL EM ALL
So the fake tweet on Monday was to gauge the markets response to said news or something?
Nothing ever happens bros.
thought I slurped too early
was hoping to get $17 intc, but only got $18
bought my avg down to $20
f-fellow intcels i'm green again...
Hence why it is called a cheeky put, I'll risk one with maybe a 30 day expiry. But those are still expensive cause the IV is sky high atm.
You guys realize tariffs are based on point of origin
You cant magically make every fucking electronic on earth "made in vietnam"
Buy high sell low get fucked bobo
Shorts here may be ok, it will only go higher if china's tariffs hit zero
The money will go straight to another rugpulled meme coin because the Don told them to buy it
next
mr berg saved us all
Yes you can.
Finally assembly in Vietnam = Made in Vietnam.
Do you expect a third world country like Vietnam to conduct point of origin search?
HOW IS NOT HALTED FOR LIMIT UP
10% naked tariffs on everything is still pretty bad imo
There is no limit up, sport. No upwards circuit breaker.
He's probably going to try to get everyone to gang up in China in exchange for conceding on the 10% tariffs. He will give exemptions on select goods, and these exemptions will be so sweeping that trade will remain effectively unchanged, but only if they cooperate in isolating China. This entire drama was just his way of calling an anti-BRICS summit.
So, is it now market strategy to have truth social notifications? Jesus Christ.
I mean the plan seems pretty obvious we're going to make a friendship alliance of free trade between the west again and everything goes while excluding the axis of evil (China, Iran, Russia)
tell the kikes at bloomberg to incorporate this to their terminals
always long trump being retarded an chicken shit
yes. but you also have to believe what he says. i didn't this morning.
Bro this shit is a circus
If anything it convinced me to stay tf away
How realistic is it that post-pause tariffs will rise again? Looks like he's doing this to fuck with China no?
Realistically, will market recover in a few months or are we being edged again
line went up a lot which means line has to go down a lot
The problem is you don't know if your the pump or dump.
My low IQ opinion, the bottom of the down trend is in. Now that's the general market. We're going to go back to giving a shit about stocks on an individual basis. That's what I think.
Exactly. This is the same guy that gave us fucking Trump Coin.
Makes sense, but also very volatile
No way Trump stops here w this shit, he loves edging people
Okay tourists, you can leave now, fucking faggots
don't get too comfortable. it will never go under 5k because thats the institutional slurping point