/smg/ - stock marget general

total asset collapse imminent edition

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Gambling:

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optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
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cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

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sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

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dividendchannel.com/drip-returns

What just pumped it 2%?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAA BOBOS BTFO
ATH EOY

Bobos raped, it's over.

m-m-m-make the ground shake

What's happening?

THE FUCK WAS THAT

HUGE PUMP

wtf is going on?

Holleeee fuck sorry bobros

WHAT

some hedge fund just blew up

WHAT

TRUMP PAUSED THE TARIFFS LMAO

So it's just going to be a slow bleed for months on end as the market comes to realize Trump is not pulling back, huh? No massive crash

Totally organic and normal market pattern

NANI

people actually bought puts yesterday

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

repeat after me:

nothing

ever

happens

this has to be illegal.

retard who's being stalked by the Bogdanoffs just sold out

SOLX and TQQQ just jumped and are now going slowly going back. What's going on?

Im down 20% of my portfolio since march, I bought several index etfs at all time highs...

How do I cope knowing I basically have to wait 2 years to break even at best? I have no money left for anything, what should I do. I'm sad.

This is awful, im not doing too well mentally

Scampump triggers my stop loss

Ah yes. I just love manipulated markets.

orange man paused tariffs

they faked a stock index auction

TARIFFS SUSPENDED BOBOS

JUST IN - U.S. raises tariff on China to 125%, effective immediately.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114309144289505174

lol shit's rigged wtf wtf

2 hedgefunds just reported insolvency

N A N I

tariffs to 125%

time to pump, china is priced in

NASDAQ PUMPING MORE
UP 6%

OH NO NO NO

He actually cucked out

LOL

DOOMP IT
DOOMP IT AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TRUMP BLINKED

KEEEEK

double down on China

pause on everything else

Holy shit I was right. I thought this would play out over weeks/months. Not right now instantly.

thank you for attention to this matter

nigga turned full jeet

imagine the smell

What a retard. If they don't match tariffs on China on Vietnam etc., it will just be a transshipment hub and has no effect on the deficit.

CHINA FUCKED ITSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank god this fucking retard stopped it, holy shit. Now we just have to deal with the MIGA "4D Chess" shitposting lmaooo

Time to short TSLA guys

I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T DO IT

Well, we were waiting for something like this.

He didn't buy at 5000

YOU NEVER LEARN

HAHAHAHAHA.

Holy fuck he wants to destroy China KEK ITS OVER

MY SWITCH 2 IS SAFE

HE KEKED LMAOOOO
PUSSY ASS BITCH

I've been on telegram shitcoin rollercoasters that were less insane than this. Not even kidding. This is peak clownery

Jesus fuck well at least I’m only down 50 bucks overall

How many puts are getting raped right now?

has he cucked or was that an 8D chess move and a trap for chyna?

WTFWT!!

HOLY SHIT, BASED TRUMP DID IT

and now he is blaming china, what a faggot lmao

I do not understand why its pumping?
He's raising the tarrifs?

This is a temporary green and people are gonna get burned hard

WAIT

SO THAT RUMOR ABOUT 90 DAYS WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG???

NASDAQ UP 8%

Paper hands pussy. Shit is still fucked

RETAIL SLURPERS WON
KEK

Watch as trade deficit shoot up again in a quarter and people claim it's 4D chess yet again.

LOL

I’m so tired bros…

I lost $600 on puts today

He cucked. Hard. Because Vietnam is a proxy for Chinese manufacturing so China is still going to be exporting their goods to the US.

S-slow down...I didn't buy the dip yet

cucked out on everyone else

China will see this as weakness

This will be fun to watch

He will try to convince Vietnam and the like to cut trade with china which I don't see it happening.

AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

Every single time. It was never about bringing manufacturing back to America.

bobos were getting real cocky at 503 kek

Oops nevermind

I'm trying to jump in on this nonsense. It's not much but it's turning green.

he has delayed tariffs 4 times already why is the market so retarded?

anon didn't listen

Trump’s plan still in effect
Lefties seething

SPX +10%

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Other countries

What happened to the US can take the world by itself?

holy shit this WAS an reverse rug pull with the fucking DOW JONES what the fuck

NO
CRYING
IN
THE
CASINO

NASDAQ UP 9% LMAO

Didn't Europe retaliate? They're not safe.

t-thanks for never ending market disruptions tramp-sama

ART OF THE DEAL

It will all come back down; the fundamentals have not changed

well i guess that was the bottom

Nothing has started from Europe yet, the first sanctions would've began on the 19th of April

i had shit go from 12k to 2k in 2 fucking minutes
lol, lmao even

I don't think they actually did

say youre going to do tariffs

few days later announce youre going to pause them

repeat over and over

how is this presidency real, he literally cucks out of any actual decision that doesnt involve sending US citizens to foreign prisons

its a shitcoin

It's a FAR more long game now

This HAS to be market manipulation it HAS to be illegal holy fuck

I MISSED OUT ON THE NVIDIA PUMP

fuck it im buying more puts

WAIT WHAT DID THE TARIFFS ACCOMPLISH??????

not against the new tariffs yet just steel and auto

Awfully antisemitic post anon, let's see how ICE likes it

What a fucking success he literally is running a ponzi scheme

Nasdaq only up 2%

The fuck. Do people not even react to actual good news anymore?

Who the fuck is going to stop him, anon?
WHO.

I WAS GETTING PAID TONIGHT!!!!! I WASN'T DONE SLURPING!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCVVVKKKMFNRJDSBE9K2BFIDNDBSIAJD FNDNDNCNDKMSNDJDN4ND I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE

The timeline remains in tact
1999 was 25 years ago for context oldfags

panicans BTFO

fuck this orange nigger, see you again in 90 days I guess

art of the deal son

Oh okay. And Canada's retaliation on autos was set for the 10th so they're safe too. Well, I guess he hasn't paused the auto tariffs yet. It's not clear. I guess we'll have to see the executive order.

markets are reacting so strongly to the tariffs news that Trump announcing a PAUSE, not even saying he'll withdraw it, is enough to make the markets shoot up 6% in two ticks

This is fucking hilarious.
This is a literal casino now.
Everyone is betting whether adults will start manhandling Trump and treating him like are retarded baby and force him to cut tariffs entirely or if Trump will bulwark himself and destroy the US economy.
There's no more value investing. Whether or not Trump will annihilate the US is the only question that matters.

Fucking Greer on the house floor answering questions without knowing about this is too funny

What a GOAT prediction.

It got China to make a mistake. Their biggest mistake.

This is not a real world, im 100% living in a simulation.

Welp so much for his tough negotiating power.

almost like he knew...

I won by literally doing nothing

holy mother of market manipulation

You ever heard of a fumblerooski?

am i retarded or does this show weak leadership? one day he's saying companies must move to the us and literally the next day he's delaying tariffs AGAIN

What do I buy now?

WELL WELL

What they've accomplished:
- Our allies are fucking mad at us
- A few nations have slapped their own balls by removing their small tariffs
- A lot of people begged Trump to stop playing russian roulette and pumped his ego
- Markets are still turning away from the US because this is going to fucking happen again and you will not convince them otherwise.

There you go, that's it.

lets kill him

Genuinely feel as if god was just humbling me for my hubris of thinking I’d ever not be a broke bitch lol
Another bad trade to haunt me

So the US stock market is just a literal pump and dump now?

belive in the crab
belive in the clown

we ARE ending at zero

It wasn't a prediction, but an insider tip, kinda

Everything

he caved. it's pump and dump season

How could he have known? Does he have a crystal ball?!

i should've listened...
Trump-sama... gomenasai...

Because it confirms he's a coward now and he blinked first. No one is going to believe he's going to continue this tariff nonsense even after 90 days.

I am so seething, bravo burgers

He's manufacturing consent for a 10% across the board revenue generation tariff (sales tax) which isn't enough to actually move manufacturing back but is enough to fund his tax cuts for billionaires

the message hasn't changed, just the punishment

he cucked out

LMAO. He still fucked over a ton of people with this.

Trump and friends bought the dip.

nu Anon Babble redditors BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Putting 104% tariffs on China, I guess? I don't know.

unirionically bearish
the damage has already been done
buy puts I'm not joking

Yes it's weak leadership

Will the Chinese cuck

Fuck no he just made sure they will fight on

how will xi respond?

I hate this orange nigger so much its unreal

Dennys and lean hog futures

Why does it keep pumping???
WHY??!!!

I want off

Wall Street has turned into a pump and dump scheme.
Trump told his followers to buy at market open, now they're all up and will praise his financial genius. Do you not realize what's going on now?

So going all in on 520 calls was the play...

China will match Trump's tariff increase again tomorrow and/or move on US IP, service trade etc. and it will all crash, yet again.

what happens if I move the money out of my checking account before robinhood takes it

3rd term

So it *was* a negotiating tactic, and had nothing to do with bringing business back to American soil. Huh. Okay. Whatever.

blockade taiwan

pure bobo cope, no one cares about chyna

you're welcome lads i bought puts at 1pm....

Legalized insider trading.

Do mumus realize the China tariff is enough to tank the US economy by itself?

lol your funds are gone
GONE
no more put buying for (you)

Wow this almost sounds like... insider trading? But no way, Trump wouldn't do that right?

True, China tariffs still matter, but it will take some time for them to be felt (if they don't get cancelled either). And market will do its own thing in the mean time.

125 percent now
Oh yeah definitely

How will Xi respond

Dumping more treasures and running even more crap via 3rd countries

Because it confirms he's a coward now and he blinked first. No one is going to believe he's going to continue this tariff nonsense even after 90 days.

The fuck are you all talking about, 125% tariffs on China IS STILL REAL AND STILL GONNA RAPE AMERICAN INDUSTRY.

Massive market manipulation. Tariffs had nothing to do with any of his or his goons stated points. I expect the China tarrifs will be walked back in a week.

Insane euphoric greed

Match the 125% tariff
I don't see them backing down

wtf wtf wtf

Sorry to ruin the party but if China and USA are still in a trade war then the global economy is still toast even if we pay less for french cheese makes no difference

This, but unironically

fucking market manipulation my fucking god

No one cares about Chyna but apparently we should bring manufacturing back from them because national securities.

Folks are delusional if they think China is not going to be FUCKING INCENSED about this as it's now been made extremely clear that the US just wants war with them.

yeah, the US is still fucked.

more more

I don't want 90 day pauses, i want fucking chaos day in day out

artsy deals coming in next 90 days, very good for the USA, believe me

You can't argue with an echochamber
Let them figure it out themselves

That depends entirely on if the 90 days pause includes Vietnam (which I'm sure it will). China is still selling their shit to the US, just through Vietnam now.

who is going to call an embargo first, US or China?

how did a trillion dollars react instantly to the news?

YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP

125% tariffs on China

Plus 10% universal tariff.

TOTAL
BOBO
DEATH

i hope they reverse the pause tomorrow mid day would be the funniest thing ever

What is this madness? Even my Y shares are up

sorry buddy, only short-term dopamine counts, not long-term outlook.

this can't be good for the long term tho, this much insecurity and chaos surely will have consequences right?? or are all the fundamentals wrong??? only the orange nigga could make Cramer right for the first time

Yeah this is still really bad but at least it's not as apocalyptic as before.

China is my bet. This shit is a literal spit in their eye.

Yes... get tesla nice and fat

/PTG/ CHADS VINDICATED

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

I know I only really lost 450 bucks but god seeing that 2k and profit blip into nothing fucking HURT
Full apologies to the anon who told me to sell earlier you were right

you guys ready for 550 EOD?

And it's still going to dump because the 2 biggest economies are now locked in a trade war

TROOOST THE PLAN!!!

shock and awe market
FUCKING BASED

I hope Navarro convince Trump to do it
He's right about highlighting Vietnam etc.'s role as trans-shipment hub for China

Yes. Trump and friends are winning. Not us though, clearly. Or anyone else. Bet they bought the dip in foreign markets too.

Doesn't the 'pause' still have 10% tariffs? Crazy that people are happy about that.

I can hear clown music playing

tfw missed the bottom

Calmer negotiations with everyone else except China, they go to the naughty corner

Who even has that much money, what the fuck

the slurpers won

I mean, 125% tariffs on Chyna are still active, no?
This pump may be an overreaction

It will be America China won't do that they are playing this counter Tariffs vs counter Tariffs to not anger WTO

I wish he announced it closer to closing time...

wtf, but I just sold two days ago.
Is there any way to undo a trade?

wins in 29

wins in the 70s

wins after the dotcom bubble

wins after 08

wins after 2018

wins after 2020

wins after 2022-2023

wins after 2025

slurp chads have literally never lose, dont be a panican

It's overbought

As anons pointed out, it's because Trump blinked, and this opens up to the policy being reconsidered, that's the hopium.

Yeah I’m killing myself.

Does this mean manufacturing won't be coming back to America?

I am financially ruined

CHYNA BTFO
LEDDIT TOURIST BTFO
WE FUCKING WON SLURPER BROS

nothing make sense anymore

How many suicides will this cause? Stay safe out there bobos :(

Jesus I look away and the market is pumping 8%. WTF happened in the last hour?

Of course it is, this is the ultimate good news in a sense, it's still bad though

squeezing the hedgies out of their puts
ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Apparently people are expecting the 125% tariff to be walked back too, since Trump blinked.

America number 1 trade partner

When did jobs come back he just rug pulled the market and small business os still fucked

How long can Trump & Co. pull this "we'll charge you 600000% tariff, (haha just kidding btw... or not??)" trick until other countries stop caring?

Very funny, Mr President.

Trump never mentioned manufacturing coming back to America. We've always been at war with Eurasia.

Blitzkrieg Taiwan

tariffing china is bad, but tariffing the whole world would have destroyed the global economy

Tesla and Apple pumps are definitely an overreaction. They weren't helped by this but harmed further. If one want puts somewhere those are the targets.

Door in the face negotiating tactic. Literally art of the deal'd the world.

Doesn't the 'pause' still have 10% tariffs

I don't think so, but I then again I'm high on this market pump and my reading comprehension is compromised

Based. Plz Xi-sama do it

TARIFF PAUSE IS REAL

wait so it's not a full pause. there's still a 10% tariff on everyone?

Well, /smg/?

kill the shorts

kill the longs

OPTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON: TARIFF LEVEL WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN TO UNIVERSAL 10% DURING NEGOTIATIONS

Taiwan is fucked

Who cares Africans buying Chinese temu trash? America is already dominating what matters for the next 10 years: AI and automation

Nobody knows, but we're all buying.

THERE IS STILL A 10% TARRIF ON ALL COUNTRIES WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS ACT LIKE THIS IS A WIN??????

This House committee meeting just got juicy, lmao.

Higher tariffs of their own, blocking some exports, dropping treasuries, while still exporting to the US via proxy countries like Vietnam

it's not your reading comprehension, it's our president's literacy
it isn't clear from what he wrote

other countries

He'll keep and doing it to basically trigger pump and dumps in both US and all foreign markets. It's a fucking insider trade and he's doing it in your face.

I'm having an amazing time, Mr Trump! This volatility is like doing cocaine slugs

orange nigger literally just manipulating the global markets without even trying to hide it (because why bother at this point?)

What are we buying? Did you thank the glorious leader?

Oh, so Trump bent the knee.
kek what a bitch

Don't kid yourself

just confirmed by bessent and press sec in press conference
10pc is on

His entire term. No country can replace the US market in a couple of months.

Trump canceled Tariffs for 90 days except China

let's be real here guys, it's only mutts and chinks who are gonna get hyperinflation/deflation. at least it's better than a global trumpression.

SOXL GOING BACK DOWN
IT WAS A TRAP

Reminder that a 10% tariff is higher than China ever had, and on average is more like a 15% tariff.
China officially has a lower tariff ratethan the US for the first time ever.

he pussied out

why even do it in the first place?

Yeah, and Bessent just said on Canada too, they didn't have one before? Or does he mean he's lowering steel & aluminium ones?

Manufactured consent

Because 10% don't hurt that bad

VOLATILITYBROS....WE ARE SO BACK

10% still applied to everyone

Son of a bitch

but it's small compared to what it used to be. who knows how the negotiations will end up

So they're just proving their retarded board of variable tariffs was bunk? kek

Tariffs paused for 90 days except who the fuck even knows if it'll actually be 90 days or back on tomorrow; either way back down to 10% for everybody.
Except China.
China's now got increased tariffs effectively immediately. Because they're 'being unfair and hostile'.

art
of
the
deal

You failed to see art of the deal. - Leavitt.

Thank CHRIST Trump is such a massive gigapussy that he has no balls to actually follow through with a single threat with anything he does. There is hope yet for America if we simply ">do nothing, >win".

Who the fuck is going to be investing in the US at this point, this is Russian level shit

Art of the deal or something pretty funny if you ask me guess war with China is on

man wtf why the orange nigger assblasted everyone only to pull a "psych" and pump dow jones

gee I haven't visited /smg/ since sloorpposting this morning

SP up 6%

Ah, I always miss the fun parts. I was wondering why my broker (traderepublic) seems utterly frozen.

2 days ago, the 90-days shit

"No we never intended to do that" in the minute after it was out

turns out it was true

turns out it was indeed a leak

turns out market manipulation and insider trading at the highest level at the White House

And of course the SEC won't be able to do shit

So we're just going to be in a cycle of will he won't he tariffs for 4 years?

Greer getting absolutely shit on right now.

That's like saying 10% inflation is not bad
Mind you we still have auto tariffs and pharmaceutical tariffs that are their own things

Europeans sitting comfy with 10% while China and US bash each other's faces in.

The steel and aluminum tariffs are still in place, so are the car tariffs

leavitt is trying to spin this as the art of the deal right now lol

ummm everyone still has 10% and china still has 125%

China won't. Because a tariff on China isn't really anything different from the norm. They set up proxies just for this purpose. US is just going to get mad when China isn't collapsing overnight and Trump will say and do something stupid.

why is this bitch saying about le art of le deal LMAO

What the fuck is ching chong gonna do?

unfair and hostile

Didn't this faggot basically told no one to respond or he would blow up their economies

This is precisely why you don’t try to time the market

It has been an entertaining week, I have to admit.

India pulls this shit constantly and companies still built fabs over there.

Man. I was getting paid today. I'd have woken up with a fat stack and bought some nice lows if only it'd gone down one more day.

dead cat bounce
it's over for america

congrats blumpf the reindustrialization of the US will never happen again and next time no one will believe that tariffs will permeant to invest in US industry, all of this was for nothing, the US regime is braindead

imagine if people in white house know the tariff announcement in advance, how crazy it's to trade them with leverage

art of the deal

Need to support dear leader or something but damage is done US is schizo

oh this is so kino

Cry more bitch

don't they already do that

So he's going to do some gigantic showy negotiation with Canada, Mexico, and the rest of the trading block and end up with deals that are identical to NAFTA and the TPP and everyone will call him an 8D chess master?

And of course the SEC won't be able to do shit

Elon's DOGE, at behest of his Trump master, already sacked everyone capable there. He is just using the US gov as his personal piggy bang, and people are buying up his nonsense.

is this even legal?

despite just losing 25k unrealized gains to a tweet, mostly yes

muh robots

Cope for an aging population and zoomers not working. America is skipping the robotics and playing the long game, making others rely on American OS, software, chip design
Data is money

she bought

Dump US treasuries, ban hollywood films, stop recognizing US intellectual property, tariffs on US service trade (US has huge service trade surplus against China that's no included in the goods trade figures), move on US companies like Apple/Tesla in China

Leave it to Leavitt

People would never do that. It's illegal to do that.
Nancy Pelosi is just a great trader, faggot.

Full embargo until Trump pays them for the pleasure of reopening China's markets to the US. Meanwhile, making inroads with the whole rest of the world to slowly freeze us out entirely.

You expect CONSISTENCY from this Literal Fucking Ketamine Kefka?

i'm asking that myself

I want off Mr Trumps wild ride

nope!

America is skipping the robotics and playing the long game, making others rely on American OS, software, chip design

lol

Hey fren I also lost 25k but my losses are realized

It was probably decided today because the amount of

please give me tariff exemptions

Haas asked for one fucked supposedly Apple and Nivida asked for them

does this mean the EU will still have the "reciprocal" tariffs? They responded with tariffs

FUCKING TRUMP IS SUCH A PUSSY
I WANT BLOOD

Probably not. Will they be punished for it? Probably not.

the difference is that building factory's in india make economical sense while doing so in the US does not, so the tarifs need to be real and permeant to change that

There are literally no legal mechanisms willing to stop him so does it matter

Who's going to arrest him? Any of the three branches of the government under his control?

just buy less stuff to reduce the trade deficit lmao

oh you won't? let me make it twice the price LMAOO

OH YOU CANT AFFORD THAT? HAHAHA CHINA WILL SUFFER

Legal? He's the president he dictates what's legal. Its not legal for you plebs, though.

I don't know I assume they will cuckbon Canada and EU

that would be the ultimate rug pull seeing as how EU is the US' #1 trading partner. so the market once again pumped on almost nothing lmao.

Companies are wising up though

Yes, unless they don't understand their own words.

This is not the end mumu, this fucking shitshow is just beginning

no no no no no
NO NO NO NO
HOLD UP JUST A MINUTE
THE 90 DAY THING WAS REAL
SOMEONE KNEW AND SPILLED THE BEANS TO THE PUBLIC DAYS AGO
AND THIS IS WHY IT WAS PUMPING THIS MUCH ALL OF THOSE DAYS
HEDGIES KNEW AS WELL

why did you do that? buy longer expiries

Fewer robots equals more agility and ability to leapfrog, you will see

Lol

10% is nothing. Europe can just stall shit out with only 10% tariff. They know Trump doesn't have the balls anymore to actually start a trade war.

He tweeted to buy stocks an hour before he tweeted this shit.
Literal open insider trading and posting the go signal on the internet.
America is over. Like this is the worst thing I’ve seen in my life in terms of corruption. This is not a first world country anymore.

he pumped and dumped a shitcoin with his name on it when he became president, what do you think?

/smg/ and panicans lost

based retard plan trusters won and made money

APOLOGIZE TO GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

Vast majority of the tariffs are still on, market is just pumping because of his weak hands.

Lol this just confirms that all this tariff drama is just a smokescreen to allow Trump and his buddies to loot the stock market for their own gain.

bro the whole point of three branches is to prevent too much accumulation of power. The president is in control of the executive branch.

fighting a financial nuclear war with bare hands

you lost

The market is reacting crazily right?

I haven't seen it.

kek

Canada wasn't part of the new tariffs, that's just steel, aluminum and auto stuff. That's for USMCA re-negotiation. That will just end with dairy quota increases and status quo.

90 day

They decided last minute becasue Bessent told Donald the market crashed

nice counter arguments you got there

bull trap

The market is very simple. Line goes up. Sometimes it goes down a lot. But then it goes back up again. The trick is to buy when it goes down a lot. Because when it goes back up again you will have made more money.

This is a generational shorting opportunity.

The Supreme Court crowned him king last year anon

this shit is so ass.

The pause was first suggested by Bill Ackman

And all three are under his control. Again, who's going to arrest him?

EVERYBODY STILL GETS A 10% TARIFF + OTHER TARIFFS WHICH AVERAGE AT 15%

THAT IS DOUBLE THE TARIFF RATE OF CHINA WHEN IT WAS CONSIDERED AN ISOLATIONIST SHITHOLE :

Almost like she had insider information or something.

also he did irreversible damages on usa softpower and global confidence to us, just to do insider trading and he'll get away with it

trump is such a fucking pussy

let me guess, intel

win

He just manipulated the markets to line his pockets alongside his friends and we're still about to take damage from the tariffs already in place. He literally robbed everyone outside of the Mar-a-largo Accord. That includes (You) and all other MIGA fucktards.

It will crash again when Trump finds out that tariffs on China will just mean more transshipment through 10% tariff countries.

These niggers are engaging in insider trading

I'm done with this government

This is not a first world country anymore.

This is so surreal. This is some shit that happens in Africa. This isn’t … what the fuck.

Whoever prints made in vietnam labels in China is getting very rich.

Nah it was market manipulation. Hedgies had what we gamers call an "option select", the right call was always to hold/buy. If the tariffs break, everyone gets rich. If the tariffs hold, the dollar collapses and there's no escape.

It has to be illegal

Lmao they already don't recognize IP. Dumping treasuries wrecks their economy. Tesla and Apple are already on the way out.

orange woman

Ten percent

He said only during negotiations

this is BY FAR

the gayest, GAYEST market

there has ever been

comanies wil just shift manufacturing to some other 3rd world shithole outside of china and eat the 10%, its still worth the trade off. manufacturing is never coming back to the usa. all your cheap shit is just going to say made in india now instead of made in china.

Bessent is asked why they are pausing now.

He says that this was about Trump getting “negotiating leverage.”

niggers

I got ass raped by my puts and I’m back to square one

Get lost on your way to Reddit?

50% of Tesla sales are in China

Insider trading is legal, and even by some chance you do break the law Trump can just pardon you. Can't wait for SBF's pardon.

It’s hilarious knowing if someone with a different letter next to their name pulled this you’d already be packing your go bag to commit a terrorist attack.

so, what happened to the people saying we'd keep going down and down? that we'd never see green for the year? that stuff like soxl would get liquidated? crazy how fast bears shut up.

We’re not even back to the 540–550 zone, which was the mid-March breakdown. If it rejects below that, the downtrend remains intact.

not here since covid

n00b

I panic sold everything on Monday
Should have trusted the plan

He just rebounded after planning to kill himself intrested if jeets will start magically receiving parts from China

The only way it would be illegal is if the congress voted for it to be illegal. But why would they vote for it if they are the ones profiting off of it?

fuck off migger your stupid routine is as retarded as it is ridiculous to everyone not completely new.

Chinks can't embargo anything. If they play that game an American embargo kills them because they have no way of shipping fuel in without American cooperation. Ching chong gonna have to burn ping pong for fuel and food

The first trade war didn't even shift manufacturing out of China; Chinese surplus hit an all time high in 2024. It pushed China upward in the value chain and moved final assembly outside of China.

I am going to decapitate every executive of the listed companies

Stocks drop/crab as everyone are wondering if it's even real

After careful consideration, I am going to decapitate only the CEOs, the rest get 90 days extension

Stocks up 8%

Amazing timeline.

Good question about the EU. I hope Trump hits em too

secretary lustnick

lmao

They said OVER AND OVER AGAIN that the 10% is the BASELINE.
The negotiations are "be a good boy and have the privilege of having a 10% tariff".
At no point they said they were cutting the tariffs bellow 10%.
Vietnam said they were willing to cut the tariff to 0% and the Us said it wasn't enough.
Israel cut tariffs to 0% and the US said it wasn't enough.
Trump said his goal is to raise revenue with tariffs, multiple times.

creating negotiating leverage

I thought it was manufacturing in America or helping "main Street" what stupdi shit is this about

Pelosi has been doing the same shit for years

t.

Pelosi added 100% tariff on China?

WHERE CAN I WATCH THE SIGNING ORDERS IN 30 MINUTES???

Chinese don't get pil wihtout America

You are aware they buy mainly from Iran and China right?

Did you miss the rambling speech where he said this is what Pelosi wanted to do all along so how can tariffs be bad?

Nothing is fucking real anymore, anything can happen at any time. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO INVEST

NOTHING.
EVER.
HAPPENS.

Insider trading
*oil
From Iran and Ru

LMAO they're literally laughting and making fun of the clown trump administration on Bloomberg TV

Being a maga faggot is just as gay as being a redditor now. Sorry to break the news to you. It's not based when Pelosi does it and it isn't based when PATRIOTS do it. Blue gay fag, red gay fag, it doesn't matter.

can’t wait for all the trackers to come out

He's turned the stock market more volatile than crypto pump and dump scams. And his crew is the only one that wins. It's a clown world and the kings are laughing at us.

There is still time to buy

So he just out Pelosi'd Pelosi.

yOur nEW is ShoWiNg

Sorry you got FUCKED on your puts bobo

if

HAHAHAHHAHA

Well they should this isn't going to bring stability to America

Are we gonna get another dump once the insiders offload all their stocks

I wouldn’t try it

Yup. Plebbitor detected
Cope
Seethe
Dilate
YWNBAW

HOPE YOU DIDN'T START BREAKING GROUND ON THAT FACTORY CUNT

i'm sorry anon. that sucks.
if it makes you feel any better i lost 33% of my net worth shorting the market from 2023-2024

Steel & Aluminum status?

Of course
Trump will eventually realize China will just reroute all their trade through 3rd countries

trannys seethin UH
nasdaq screaming UH

I told you niggas to not short so you don't liquidated by a tweet

Well at the very least this should mean that Trump will only fuck around with China for the time being so probably going to put some buy orders for EU and ride the incoming pump.
But fuck me with this blatant insider trading going on I can't even feel safe investing in EU because who the fuck knows when next Trump is going to do some trolling.

Me too, I feel dumb as fuck for selling but I'm glad I didn't cave and short and have only lost 3%

kek INTCels winning

Watch as he adds tariffs of 25% for whomever trades with China. Then it will all crash again

nah it will pump now and then we will have a slow bleed over time as people start to realize they are still getting 10% poorer

Sometime next week probably.

EU

They are safe as it stands competent leaders and this shit would be taboo there

bahahahahha never change biz

so sad seeing this place get overrun by left faggots

you're beyond weak

Lies, lies and more lies. He needs tribute money to offset the tax cuts.

Well, if he listens to Musk Europe might be brought into a USMCA type deal for the whole region. I bet it's UK that loses out because Starmer is so unlikable. Brexit strikes again.

No puts. Even if I think everyone is gay, I'm not retarded. Reversal was never a 0% chance, and anyone in the thread here who called it deserves to get paid. I'm not a sour grapes type of guy. I'm just disappointed in government faggotry.

not exploiting their delusion

sure

every time

It was nice knowing you all. Back to the wagie mines for me.

25 percent for whoever trades with China

He's going to be very retarded to do that

I told you fuckers to buy. Not short, not put, not call, fuckin BUY, so you HAVE it.

Then it will all crash again

and then after that?

you see kids, they call it a market, and it goes up and down

free tip for all you losers here, don't invest based on your emotions

I'm way more right wing than nu/pol/

I'm thinking trump panicked and pussied out lmao. He now looks weak against based Xi

Trump likes Starmer. Im not sure why other than he said he likes his accent. Not even joking

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

60215647

Nice reddit spacing

That's very reason the Vietnam zero tariffs were rejected. Its a total circus, China tariffs are going to be walked back. Trump has no cards.

Left-wingers always act like faggots. Surrise surprise. Pic related is their base mentality

is that chart from the fantasy in your head pussy

post the sp500 chart from trump's first 4 years

btc was $66k in november

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, I saw that. I still don't think he really likes him.

I wonder if the anon who would miss only the 10 worst days made it.

seethe more, stay poor

Fuck leftists but meds

berg

it wasn't that good anon

i'm not poor tho

like all american biz owners, i vote red
also bc i'm not a faggot

now get back to work wagie

COPE MORE LEDDIT TROON

show me your business

Trump is lowering tariffs for everyone but China? I can't keep up with the Americunts. I'm so tired of Americans.

No one knows exactly, but 10% on everyone is staying, China's got full tariffs, EU, Canada and other who started retaliating idk

Yes, good luck buying from the middle east when you can't ship back to China. A simple blockade in the strait of malacha or the Indian ocean keeps the lights in China off. You think you can get coal from Australia? Think Russia has the capability to keep all of China on?

Wait aren't US bonds being auctioned RIGHT NOW? Can you imagine being in that fucking room

what did you miss watching the news

THINK anon THINK

TSLA rockets

higher China tariffs is literally bad news for them

Fuck this gay earth

If EU and Canada still get tariffs line is going to go down

up 6.8% in the last hour.

Fucking hell i should've bought more yesterday

Apple and Tesla are good candidates for shorting. This tariff repeal did nothing for them.

the homo above's chart was going down

also i hate to break it to you, that chart is wrong

trump's first run had a 67% return

you see the problem is, when you get information from people who fuck dudes in the ass, it might be wrong

with how it's going I doubt it'll be the only pump n dump market manipulation move, except this every now and then

That post is correct in every way. You have ASPD

Always sloorp.

Yeah i'm holding/buying til switch 2 launch. Hoping to get at least 1 share a week.

How can one man do this? Leave us the fuck alone with our stocks. I don't want to read social media messages with flips everything upside down. I'm so tired.

Unfortunately I was already short and am tying a noose as we speak

had to print the largest ever increase in money supply to pump markets

lmao what a loser

I don't want to read social media messages with flips everything upside down.

You don't have to, anon.
Just set buy orders.

I hate leftists they completely are narcissistic but on the other end

how high is your NTDOY stack?

3/4 of a share lmao. I made over $2 today.
This is just another game for me.

also HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT INTEL IS DOING

Nihilists

The market thanks you for your donation.

Another reminder that the "paused tariffs" are double than that of China and that the US went from being one of the most open countries on earth to being one of the most closed and tariffed countries on earth on a fell swoop.

The markets are literally betting and praying that the policy will be entirely reversed, that Trump won't just "pause the tariffs" or "leave it at 10%", rather, they're hoping that this is entirely scrapped, even though the customs are already charging it.

Someone worried about the wellbeing of lab created animals is the polar opposite of a nihilist you buzzword-powered gigatard

Holy shit and I felt bad for losing 500 bucks lol

At least it’s TSLQ and not puts so I can just DCA. Fuck this shit.

Maybe I shoulda never entered the casino to begin with

What is the move here

Confirms it pretty much, yeah.

whoever shorted INTC is having a bad time now

its still dumping... right trump?

everyone is going to die bro says the liberal

Conservatives were just doing their best Maoist impression until Donald stopped them

Personally I'm buying some puts on Tesla around the peak. I expect them to go down at least a couple of % over the days. This move didn't exactly make the market more trustworthy so I'm not going to go ham on some leveraged ETF or anything.

non sequitur NPC babble triggered

I’m not a democrat or an American and I hope your entire family gets pancreatic cancer

No shame

The world is literally a pump and dump economy now.

now

if he opens his mouth wide enough you can still see the orange on his tongue

For you or I? No.

man newfags got a lot to learn, they're more interested in the politics of the situation instead of looking to make some money

All the tariffs in the world don't change the fact that tesla has no product and makes no money.