Workin' in a Coal Mine edition.
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Pump it
early bake kill yourself
the market STILL thinks he's bluffing
the noon pump is always funny
bulls really think they can outclown panic
HEIGH HO
HEIGH HO
TO THE COAL MINE WE GO
is this bullish
Stop coping nothing ever happens.
Next time he opens his mouth, it tumbles again
Last thread is on page 3, bump limit reached. Sorry fag.
NO EARLY BAKING
Trump will blink first, it will be a rip you've never seen.
new world order: established
Their faces look very mature, uncanny.
when and how does this end?
this shit show can't keep going on much longer
it's perfectly between bot parameters
The dumping has stopped even though there are no good news at all, that’s bullish
Crime does not pay.
The markets have no fucking idea whats about to enter its asshole
APOLOGIZE
The EU has placed 25% tariffs on a variety of US products, including steel and aluminum, basedbeans, yachts, tobacco, poultry, almonds, and orange juice.
countries will start making deals
congress will stop him
he'll back out for sure
all the big companies will get exemptions
what's the next layer of cope the market is on now?
took a bath for an hour
come back
nothing has changed
What the hell?
Have you seen the stock market?
It clearly does
We've been pretty stable between 4800 and 5200 over the past few days, I think it's settling
lol
lmao
No, I actually think we priced the tariffs in finally.
retail will just keep buying and keep the market permanently at 500
This PUMP is FAKE and GAY
IT WAS HER TURN!!!!
NOT PAYING
NOT SELLING STOCKS
YOU WONT DO SHIT
Quads of truth=we continue with uncertainty and volatility for weeks or months
What is basically not guaranteed to happen is a bull run. Not this presidency, anyway. It’s just a question of whether we return to “normal” which will be relative stagnation, or outright depression.
Someone won't miss the next time
Im sorry!
Apparently when I spilled chia seeds last week some got in my kettle. Now there are seeds in my tea. This too is priced in
Either trump backs down and reverses the worldwide tariff in favor of targeted ones, and we rip. Or he stays the course waits for jerome to blink and we settle at spx 3800 in september.
lot of anti-american capitalist roaders in here.
Chairman Trump will crush you all for hurting the feelings of the American people
That's cope but I hope you're right.
So where do we even go from here ?? Utilities?
Based on what? I don't think we are even close to grasping the full reach of these.
September 10th
I said market has 6 months
King Trump's word is ultimate.
we were waiting for you to clean your bussy. now its that its ready...
soon
I wish I could just declare I'm not paying taxes
Delta should totally stop paying taxes too!
Is trumps order signing this afternoon priced in?
this would be the most hilarious way for companies to protest tariffs
just bog down customs by saying "nah, I'm not paying" and let them sort it out
Well fuck i guess we're on for the ride now.
This graph proves that clintenomics works.
nyoooooo
China has essentially ceased to be a trading partner, there's no way any of this is priced in.
What does this mean
decadent
Maybe he's right and we don't need China as much as people think
USA companies that need rare earth minerals are still buying China stuff. They are just paying the tariff because there is literally no alternative.
link or this is fake
Congess cucking out again, and giving trump tariff power forever.
why we are pumping again? we are in the middle of a trade war??? can someone explain. this feels fake and gay.
Glad I already bought a nice chuan a few months ago.
Nothing Congress loves more than divesting themselves of powers, frankly I’m surprised they’re haven’t already given away their budget making and debt ceiling raising duty to the imperial presidency already
…line go down now?
Fucking kek!
If it was only China I could maybe believe we've priced them in at this point but it's the entire world now.
Tell me why I shouldn't go all in on puts on DJT
People are beginning to accept tariffs
Sure I can buy that argument but it still doesn't explain how anyone can believe these companies are going to be as valuable as they are today when increasing prices are going to make them all LESS valuable.
Hence it is still completely moronic to buy during times like these.
we soft landed the in pricing of the tariffs
Small businesses literally rely on Chinese goods panic shopping already happening at target
even if shit goes nuclear, congress doesn't get to say shit (until September)
Kinda based ngl
What mug is that?
Long-dated puts are essentially free money at this point.
Reminder
T-the market will go down when they hear about Trump's Tariffs
The market are go down when see Trump's tariff figures
The market will go down when Trump's tariffs going into action!
YOU ARE HERE
Countries will never captiulating to Trump's tariffs
China will never capitulate to Trump's tariffs
Trump's tariffs will never bring jobs back to the USA!
Just because Trump's tariffs were successful doesn't mean there are being no Republican victory at midterms!
Where's that anon that post the weeks ex-dividend/earnings release?
when and how does this end?
When? Whenever trump gets out of office, could be 8 months or 8 years from now.
How?
Us turns into a UK. Our economy stagnates, Americans get poorer. Trump handed China global trade dominance on a silver platter. The US can't realistically recover to where we were pre-trump in this generation.
Because the money moved already happened. Time for that was last december.
you absolutely should. I bought nine
pumping where? we've been flat since the open
sexy mug
A fake tweet could surface and spike market by 5%, unironically.
The market has gone down literally every day are you paying attention?
What did you think about GME back in the day?
Wheres the best place to find a qt asian girl to date. Tinder has too many other races to filter through.
Lots of trading in done by bots that can't read the papers.
Are MIGA actually goldfish level IQ?
So they can't do anything if the market gets the nuke? Shit
Is this bait or a falseflag by an indian
Nasdaq is gonna SUFFER this afternoon
something's gonna happen @ 1
but everyone expecting that, so the move will probably start a minute or two early
either way, get ready for a face-ripper
Bring finished iPhone 16 Pro Max into the US for $500
Tariffs make it cost $1000 now
Apple now will sell it for $1800 to pass on the costs
Are the stock market schmucks asleep?
DEVELOPING: Sources say Oil Patch executives have stormed the Hill to warn GOP leaders the tariff regime is tanking oil prices to a point which will undermine Trump's "Drill, baby drill!" and turn the Texas boom into bust. Crude has already plunged $15 with no bottom in sight ...
Bearish or Bullish
So are we sitting out of stocks for a while?
What's the plan man
No sorry I was asleep and just woke up, what's happening right now anon?
priced in
will never capitulating
has not happend yet to investors = not real
Corporations should start stonewalling tariffs and just pretend they dont exist
crypto meetups
Maybe?
Low energy prices are a tonic to the economy. Bullish.
That doesnt hurt a stockholder.
how the fuck is it pumping lmao
The EU has placed 25% tariffs on US almonds, orange juice, poultry, basedabeans, steel and aluminium, tobacco and yachts.
I think Anon Babble knows. Interpals or something.
somebody call trump and tell him this
only counter tariffs can save bobos
I remember those bull traps during Covid. They were mostly there because of Fed doing panic control tho, current one doesn't look organic at all.
Big players need to sell their bags and they need some time, that's why bull traps can last for days, weeks. Just don't slurp now and you will be okay.
Unless they stormed the hill with M1 Abrams I don't give a fuck
it must pump to crab
The markets have gone down already, did you miss the steep five day line downwards?
Wall street: I wonder if this is good or bad for us
The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient
steel and aluminum
Trump steel plan is in shambles even more
bullish for tankers.... we're back tankerbros!
Just don't sell, the loss isn't real if you don't sell
Meh we might see two days of green unironically until Friday where no one wants to hold
UH OH LOOKS LIKE US TARIFFS ON THE EU JUST WENT UP ANOTHER 25%
I was always told 60 was the magic number in fracking in 2010. Anything lower and West Texas just freezes as all business, even those outside of oil, halt all purchases.
We're only back where we were in early 2024, not a big deal
Since when did eu import chicken ?
C O A L
Oooo, that almond tariff should hit nice.
they should have went ballistic but EU is boring and safe
woahhhh......deep..........
My buddy who works basically only with Chinese manufacturers said he's just now starting to see prices skyrocket
so I should keep hodling my puts? they expire on friday ya know
he doesn't know
Tariffs will kill all small Business supply chains because they import from China
THIS IS NO LONGER A BULL MARKET
THIS IS NO LONGER A BEAR MARKET
THIS IS NOT EVEN A CRAB MARKET
WE ARE NOW IN CLOWN MARKET
the markets are irrational and are not based in reality, there's been a billion examples of this and this scenario is no different
EU is committing suicide!
This retard folded like a little bitch when fucking CANADA and MEXICO called out his bluff, what makes you think he'll actually take on China?
He's trying to make the least humiliating deal behind closed doors to appear strong and genius to the Cult. After that, the markets will pump harder than my grandpa on Viagra.
Sell at your own discretion.
any chicken that's produced to EU standard can be imported to the EU
Look at the thread. Patience has gone out of style.
Did people forget Nintendo pulled their pre-release date of the most anticipated console in history? People have no idea how priced in we have to be yet
Bond auctions in less than 10 min
What will happen?
pomp eet
only complete idiots would retaliate at this point. but knowing european "leaders" im not surprised
Based
Media keeps paining Bessent as a lying piece of shit which is concerning as him and Musk are the markets only hope.
Why does the S&P graph feel scared
If they're in the green then I wouldn't risk it, but there should be at least one more reversal today but It seems like it's going to crab towards at least slightly green today. Of course that's only my analysis
Prediction: Will NAFTA survive this in some form?
I'm not sure how they plan to build an economy without Canadian resources.
and Musk
have you been living under a rock for the past month?
I think it will be a series of trade deals Trump will begrudgingly take due to internal pressure. Peter Navarro will be quietly removed from influence if not his actual position. The China situation will persist for at least a year as that cannot be buttoned down and squared away with a few phone calls now. This is best case scenario. I choose to be optimistic.
Should I hold my puts that expire next week? I was in the green yesterday by about 700 bucks and now I’m at a solid 0 gain
bros my puts are about to fill. should i cancel the order or is it safe to let them buy
Well I gathered that shale is expensive
Apples down like 40% from December, what else do you think is going to happen?
They think DRUMPF is bluffing, but obviously after seeing what he did to China he clearly is not.
see
"WTF"
Fucking boomer lmao
they're greenish, but I wanted it to fall to at least 485
no reason to be above that AFTER tariffs are confirmed
BUY SIGNAL
The canada mexico shit makes more sense now if they were trying to set expectations in the market
AJ Bell sending out emails to retail investors asking them not to panic
No. Globalists destroyed my country. Politicians all belong at the bottom of the ocean I don't care which side they're on.
Speaking of Anon Babble films. Any /smg/ podcasts anyone recommends?
FICC focus, Goldman sachs, and even Peter Schmidt have been pretty quite throughout all of this.
No wonder we're pumping!!
Based on the fact that there's no sign of it letting up. It was clear what 'deals' look like Israel came said they eliminated all trade barriers and would buy more goods and got no tariff relief. He's not removing them. Anyone thinking he will would have to be insane.
I don't know if he is a piece of shit but he is definitely lying.
bullish as fuck
should I put all my spare cash in VOO or be more patient for the ramifications of the tariffs to kick in
spiking like crazy
this feels disastrous.
Trump is destroying your country 1000x more than the "globalists" ever did vlad.
baba is pumping
Damn. You think this was the bottom? I was hoping for the 50-70 range.
Nearly 24 hour peak
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
It's more like AI generated Coal market
Jokes aside real life consequences move slower than information, so it can take some time before people and institutions at large start reacting en masse
Now what is the cope for fixing the Canada and Mexico situation?
I don't think it's that they don't care America os demanding they buy 350 billion worth of shale or gas which is now stupid considering the state of oil meaning KSA or RU (if sanctions enforcement dies down) why would in their right mind buy American
I was. What am I missing?
I think so too, but fucking crash just a bit more before it becomes apparent!
oooooOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOoOo
The only reason why stocks aren't tanking is because the market thinks trump is going to blink and he's not going to go through with it.
But signal is a non-profit
RED GOD CANDLE IN ONE MINUTE
taken out back and shot no more earning calls in glorious USA
Tariffs will kill all small Business supply chains because they import from China
It's not just small business, every business that's not massive megacorp is relying on China/EU/Asis related parts, products, equipment and tooling. A lot of those things simply DON'T HAVE ALTERNATIVES to be found on inner US market. Once that hit they will start to die out, failing to produce their products. It's like self induced Covid all over again.
sex
Dems are so fucking retarded they're pumping the market
Trump will never cave to China, he would lose all credibility. Xi would never cave to Trump, for exactly the same reason.
This scenario alone causes massive trade and supply chain disruptions. Then we can add all the other countries that have been tariffed and the resolution there is not clear. Negotiating with 50+ nations would take months and it's unclear Trump is even willing to do so in good faith, his idea seems to extract political and economic concessions on top of 0% tariffs.
tl;dr - Mumus are retarded and the market is on hopium
and just like that, we are never going back
Could you learn what the word means instead of idiotically parroting bitchute podcasters.
really need trump to make a stupid tweet right about now
I can't wait
The subpar shit inside nuggets passes for chicken that’s what we import for it
Musk is the only one near trump who has said anything critical of tariffs.
TOTAL
BOBO
DEATH
I’m worried about by 4/11 NVDA puts guys
Just bought 10 more puts
Trump will get a tiny win on something, proclaim victory and his supporters will delude themselves into thinking this was all justified.
The White House has reversed course on curbs on Nvidia's (NVDA.NaE) H20 chips after CEO Jensen Huang attended a Mar-a-Lago dinner last week, NPR reported on Wednesday, citing two sources with knowledge of the plan.
What do you think this conversation was like?
Fucking retaliate, none of these even matter
How much lower can it go? I'm slowly buying into SOXL VOO and SVIX. At the very least we'll get some green dildos in early May when the Fed announces ti's going to lower rates more than it was planning. Just DCA over the next month
PUMPING
510 EOD
does trump know that he can go over 100% with tariffs?
he needs to double EU tariffs
Clown president, clown market, circus country. Time to pick up juggling.
China is currently sitting at 104-105% tariffs buddy.
They will start a new big plan and then people will forget. Like about DOGE. Like about taking over Greenland and Canada. Like the illegal deportions. When Trump is losing, he just pivots to a new situation.
Why is everything green
You have to win an auction to buy t bills?
All I know is if tesla goes above 250 I'm instantly buying puts I swear on my mum
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
PUMPING
He's frozen out. He fucked up in Wisconsin and told Trump to stop doing tariffs to his face in the oval office. Guess what Trump didn't stop doing.
Market doesn't even care anymore. He declare himself eternal dictator and abolish the senate and we'd just keep pumping
WHY IS IT NUTTING
I wont fall for it. This is so fucking fake
You are guaranteed to be pissed off as you will always partly lose, but dollar cost averaging is definitely the way to go. If your not sure just add 10% of your pile to voo every time it comes off X percent.
That said you can do better than voo grandpa. I know it’s mathematically the best but your young, dumb, and full of cum. Come join me in SOXL. I’m betting my 2m net worth.
MASSIVE GREEN CANDLE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT PUTS 5 MINUTES AGO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE DOWN 25%
yeah, but that was like 50% plus another 40% on different days. i want him to slap on 1776%
I'm going to be financially ruined
But with the price of everything on Amazon doubling can the fed lower rates?
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
IM DOWN 80% ON MY PUTS FUCK FUCK FUCK
What's causing the stock to rise like this now? Is there some sort of news I'm missing?
American air traffic to the ME is continuing
Houhtis are barley effected
It's going to be Iran isn't it
He's going to do what he planned to do in his first term
BUY MORE RETARD
WHY IS IT PUMPING?
bobos trying really hard at 505 kek good luck
MASSIVE GREEN CANDLE
SHOVED RIGHT UP BOBOS ANUS
Checking my BEAR etfs that I sold before pre-market
Holy YIKES. I'm extremely relieved I didn't succumb to greed and try to ride this day too I would have been cooked.
It's pumping because they know the automatization is coming.
Enjoy your new robot managing job and your politiciens following A.I.s advices and directives
You should have seen this coming.
Uggg
FUCK NIGGERS
why are we pumping
buy puts
latets news???
Bond auctions started 5 minutes ago. That's all I know
That other Anon is right, we my have to wait for reports of business closures and mass layoffs for the market to roll over and die because too many retail investors have a negative iq
why do a bunch of them have coal dust around their mouth and lips? Like trump I've never worked in a coal mine so I don't understand, I hope they grab the magas first when they need bodies for the mines.
holy shit american politics are so fucking retarded. every single one of these guys is like "oh i know this guy from the working class real independent small business owner yap yap yap". for fucks sake these ghouls badly imitating human compassion is such a clown show.
i get why you people feel so fucked now. just glass congress wtf.
"We are going to bring back jobs!"
Replaces every 10 worker with 1 robot engineer.
Blue collar getting rugpulled in the future.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
So this is the economic apocalypse that tarries were supposed to cause? What is happening?
Because the stock market is rigged in favor of people that buy low and sell high and not rigged in favor of recently graduated leftypol tourists that just discovered options.
So borrowing prices are going up, companies now have to invest significant capital in new supply chains and technology only to make the same things with higher land & electricity costs and that's good?
Dude I'm glad I sold a month ago so I just get to be an outsider but... What the fuck is this? Is wall street insane?
zoom out
Retards think they can profit from this
2-3 months then. Warehouses are still full for most goods.
So about those negotiations
The negotiations in Oman on Saturday will be in a 'two room setting', with Iranian officials in one room and American officials in another – mediators from the Sultanate of Oman will exchange messages between the two sides
goes up 4 dollars in 15 seconds
Totally real price action guys. The people doing this should be locked up.
Now what?
are politicians in other countries not also soulless automatons spouting the same canned phrases as each other to appeal to a given demographic?
FOMC minutes will deflate this fake pump like a balloon
please tell me that was the 1pm bot pump
They think it's good at the very least.
you mean niggers are
zoom. out.
JUST IN: China issues risk alert for Chinese tourists travelling to US
Energy prices are collapsing
literally yes
bought more puts at the top of that spike fuck you mumu
Always has been. That's why they jump off buildings.
very talmudic
is this normal?
Most Americans think that is a joke anyhow, they don't care
They told them that we aren't too fond of cooking dogs and cats here.
fetish for tariff
Fetish bros we won
need $1000 reserve to buy oil futures
this is bullshit.
zoom out
based
always double down
Infinite dead cat bounces for the rest of the year and then mass firings
So should I buy more tesla stock?
We still ending on red youre gonna make a lot of money today anon
when does this farce end, they seem to be sticking to time
The real 48D chess move would be to lower the travel warnings about going to the US, with an announcement saying "Americans are good people and can be trusted, no matter WHO is ruling them"
Not sure that will translate to power costs to factories being cheaper than China's. I guess if they're increasing generation capacity as all the new factories come online, sure.
black wednesday has been delayed to black thursday, unironically
Im down 20% of my portfolio since march, I bought several index etfs at all time highs...
How do I cope knowing I basically have to wait 2 years to break even at best? I have no money left for anything, what should I do. I'm sad.
This is awful, im not doing too well mentally
when does this farce end
if everyone just smiles and tells themselves shits good why would it ever go down exactly
Companies may delay their doom until their warehouses empty
Paul Graham has said: Trade wars often turn into real wars. I wonder if this is the point where China blockades Taiwan.
Investing money you can't afford to lose
The robots are all made in EU/Japan/Korea/China you fucking retard
Anon Babble: GIGA CRASH ON WEDNESDAY, EPIC BLACK SWAN EVENT, IT'S HAPPENING
*Wednesday comes*
S&P: *farts and goes sideways*
You buy more. I'm poor as shit but I'm throwing all my couch change into the market this week.
soon.
not a bad spot
sell my inverse etfs
markets IMMEDIATELY start drop
I THOUGHT THOSE BOG FUCKS WERE DEAD
i'm from germany. we definitely have those too, but they at least respect our intelligence enough not to yap on about the worries of their invented friends like this. the same argument here would most likely be made like "we've seen these companies go bankrupt, these indicators, so this is why..."
sure, these things they argue for can be still just as retarded, but at least they're talking policy not putting on a whiny clown show for the most retarded subsector of humanity. but shit these yanks are completely arguing almost completely based on emotional bullshit. reps as much as dems.
Banks get to have a competitive auction and everybody else takes the price
Buy?
I could see it, the US alliance network is gone at this point and they have nothing to lose besides selling goods to ... Canada
they never died...
my father put 35k into the sp500 at the all time high. I told him SEVERAL times to dca. put like 10% every month into it no he bought the top. I even told him I dont want to be responsible for anything retarded but he went and did it anyway.
I LOVE THIS GENERAL AND YOU CRAZY DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS! MY CALLS ARE ITM AND I AM GIDDY WITH AN ERECTION! I VOTED FOR THIS AND TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT
A plus is costs could come down, if the prices stay low long enough for the spreadsheets to be updated. Downside is US oil production can't compete with OPEC dumping.
Canada's about to elect China's guy, they can still trade with them.
just one more day, trust the plan
The day is far from over friend
Kek the retail investors will NOT make this fall they CAN'T. It's like tug of war, if the objective was to ignore reality.
I wonder if this is the point where China blockades Taiwan.
Bullish news in this market.
I meant the testimonial, I know this crabbing is forever
The US would sink any chinese ship coming near north america if they blockaded china.
he thinks less than 300 points positive is amazing
Dementia
i do have plans to move to germany
would you recommend or should i consider somewhere else
Did the cat die on a trampoline? Why does it keep bouncing?
Canada's about to elect China's guy
I'm Canadian and I don't know who you mean by this. Carney or Pierre? Or both?
Brooke Rollins: "We went from a frontier republic of the late 1700s to the world's greatest economic power, until about 100 years ago at the dawn of the progressive era when that ended."
You will have Chinese bases in Cuba and you will like it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure this market is going to crab to green (but less green than now), open up green tomorrow, dump sometime in midday tomorrow, and then be red on Friday
Threads moving so fast no one will see that I eat psoriasis scabs off my penis
I think we are going back to ATH by easter sunday
there are plans to increase the capital gains tax to 30%. just plans, it probably wont come to it. be warned. our politicians hate people making money.
no you dont
dollar is down
bonds are down
euro and yen are up
us stocks are up
What is this fucking retarded clownery
post uncensored sore-ridden cock
????
I think you should slurp on my nutsack
Their PE is already down below 30 which is low for a tech stock. People will keep buying apple slop because of the brand, I think you're dreaming if you think it's going much lower than it is with no rebound.
Didn't trump just sign some nuclear energy directive?
screenshotted
stock market is vibes
no trumptrvke
SOMEBODY TELL HIM TO TARIFF THE EU MORE
you vill wear ze suit
you vill eat ze chlorine chicken
you vill say thank you
and you vill be happy
Pierre was backed by India.
Carney, his whole party has massive influence issues with China, and his inability to denounce that guy that suggested kidnapping someone on behalf of China tells me all I need to know.
You can only do that on Anon Babble smg
Can't contain the Crab.
China blockades Taiwan
Nah, we're in the best timeline where Taiwan will willingly join back with China simply because the US has gone batshit crazy and will tariff the fuck out of all their chips and semiconductors that the US where previously buying. Also formal alliance between Japan, China, both Koreas may actually happen now.
3 days of lame crab wtf
wtf was taht just now
RECESSION HAS BEEN OVER; HARD LANDING ACHIEVED; PRICED IN BABY
ONLY UP FROM HERE
WTFWTF
BOBOS
Doubt it, everyone hates the us now for causing this, if they blockade taiwan and inflict even more economic pain on the world they would get all the hate turned on them instead. I would think this is a golden opportunity for them to build new and mend old bridges.
HERE IT COMES
DDDDDD DROP THE BASSS
OSHIT
I'm not going, oldfags are as bad as post election people
WTF news did I miss
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
ok guess I was wrong about the crash
still feel like there's some michael burry motherfucker connecting the dots on some tragedy that's about to happen
if they blockade taiwan
I think they'll wait for evidence of supply chain issues in US military production first.
gold is beating the market
new bread
What did orange goiter say this time?
The fuck is going on with that gigactic bounce?
he cucked out
OUCH
nasdaq up 4%
explain how this is possible
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOO
JESUS WHAT THE FUDGE IS HAPPENING?
MORE TARIFFS
BULLISH
TARIFFS SUSPENDED
sp500 behaves like a shitcoin... its retarded
Well, economically be prepared to be taxed pretty heavily. In return it's a really safe country (despite what Anon Babbletards want to make you believe). Infrastructure is also good in terms of healthcare, local public transport, so on. In general I'd say unless you move to a big city it'll be pretty boring but in a comfy way. The other big downside really is bureaucracy which is *not* digitalized at all and can be hair-pulling.
My advice would be to move to Germany to get into the Union. If you're into the Union you can always pretty easily move to another country if you end up disliking it.
who posted what
i-is it real?
125 tariff on china
rest of them suspended
truthsocial.com
Those AI advances you're counting on to beat China are screwed if we can't get our chips
Wat?
Shows proof
Oh. Fair enough.
Oh I get it
The market is hoping for the 5 trillion tax break package for the rich that Trump is working on, also Trump announced 125% on China now
hoooly fuck
rest of them suspended
Countries that did not retaliate, so not suspended for Europe or Canada.
btc more stable than s&p
Oh boy no tariffs on Kenya and Zimbabwe, winning
THATS WHY HE SAID TODAY IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY
WE'RE GOING
Trump blinked what a fucking retard
Didn't even last a fucking day lmao
well, RIP to all my april puts i guess
CUUUUCKK
HOLY FUCK POSITIVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
Now that the US has eased the tariffs on other countries and paused them, there is literally no reason for China to keep up their tariffs on the US anymore, since China exports to countries that export to the US anyway. China will lower their tariffs, having won this round, and Trump also gets to claim victory when China eventually does this.
You met with Iran you antisemite!
No, I met with Oman who met with Iran, checkmate libtard
Gayyyyyyy
positive circuit breakers
no such animal
one tweet moves $1 trillion dollars in capital in 10 minutes
Narcissist's dream
HE FUCKING CHICKENED OUT PATHETIC
GET FUCKED BOBOS
I'm worried about the 10% still being in place, it's still negative overall. Or is there now hope of a free trade zone excluding China?
HE ACTUALLY PUSSIED OUT HAHAHAHAH
WE LIKE TO PUMP IT PUMP
YEAH WE LIKE TO PUMP IT PUMP IT
holy fucking shit i can't even anymore, you win clowns, im out
Thread got real quiet
grrrrr china.... 400500000% tariffs!!!!
the 90 day pause wasn't fake news this time
bought back into my regular portfolio. time to ride this out.
4 TRILLION USD WEALTH CREATED IN 15 MINUTES
honk honk
Lol jesus christ
TAKE PROFITS ALREADY YOU NORMIE FUCKS!!!!
now watch it disappear in 2 days
Sounds like you made no money faggot tourist
Panican
i go feed my fucking dog and it spikes in 15min, fuck my goddamned life and that pooch
Bearbros, what happened here?
Kms
hedgefund sqeezed to smitherens
Beautiful.
Big business wins again!
was a couple clicks away from buying in the morning
For fuck sake
FUCK trump announced 90 day delay. i'm fucked
btw i more or less called this last week when i said the reciprocal tariffs were a smokescreen and the real move was to get everyone to shift their supply and manufacturing out of china
THAT WAS FUCKING WILD