/smg/ - Stock Market General

market turning cheesy again edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns

gonna beat my meat to zoo porn

NO
CRYING
AT
THE
CASINO

Radical crabbing

I’m a stupid dumb black monkey who wastes his money on stock market gambles

ZHE BRUTOOF DOGGO IS READY TO PAIL
fuck this dogshit market mayne

SELL SELL SELL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

STOP BUYING, YOU WILL BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG

Is that bullish?

Market crashing BUT

Bond yields are up

We are so fucked. It is not even funny anymore.

dem retars talks about Trump on bitcoin and sanctions on Iran

red

rep retard talks about World War One

green

I’m going to make lunch, fuck this insane shit lmao

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wtf is this nigger talking about.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the crash has begun

FOUR.... HUNDRED PERCENT

even the volatility index has become extremely volatile

what does this mean bros

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Feet

Based

Smelly feet

Debased

Bear market

I hate Mr Crabs most days

zoo porn

QRD?

when should i sell at pricemaster?

keep buying SQQQ, we're retiring in thailand boys!

Is this the big one?

I’m selling my skewkewkew as soon as I get near green

yeah because it makes it 0.10% more likely somebody will whack him in the next three months

If you aren't leveraged, holding bags isn't that big of a deal. I held plenty of bags during 2022 all through 2023 and now they're my biggest winners and still after the current crash way in the green.

SIRS

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now that's a happy dog
something like , but with a white person

In this analogy, we would not want America to be "the country that imploded because of a dumbfuck foreign policy decision".

I'm sure some autist somewhere is trading a second order derivative on that shitcoin

Built for BIG BLACK COCK

I think it's settling in that they're utterly retarded.

I'm retiring in Europe by the Mediterranean with all my bear gains

Just buy libtards, trust the presidents instincts

Did he just say EU position on US digital corpos is "impermissible"? Or did I mishear?

UH OH STINKY

Enquiring non cultist minds worldwide are watching this muppet festival.

can you imagine that the biggest trade war in the 2000s was already priced in
huh

How the fuck is AAPL still green? Was the evacuation of iPhones via plane considered bullish?

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Kek these limp-ass attempted pumps are pathetic to watch. Americans are panicking.

Trump plan is to cause a deflation spiral

Which would murderfuck entire US economy. Good job MAGAtards.

Trump didn't endorse it. He's basically making a parallel with the US. To some extent he understands that the US is going bankrupt for the Jews, but he's too much of a Zionist to make the hard turn and was never able to even pull out of Syria.

i want to get pumped by a dog

it's not even 12, wait until 3-4, set a sell order now
very nice, the better choice if money permits

Trump seems angry today

Just buy libtards, trust the presidents instincts

Russian bots truly ruined the internet and I’ll never forgive them. We don’t kill enough of them in the Ukraine.

Gold is up 3% lol. We're fucked.

It's no secret that if the EU creates targeted tariffs that US tech will be one of the biggest targets.

And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many panicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.
And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with panicans and sinners?

But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them,
They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.

Is tony the sign guy gonna go out of business

He understands America is going bankrupt for the Jews and endorses it even harder than Biden did kek

You've heard of MAGA, get ready for MEGA.

Yes. Investors aren't expecting the retaliatory tariffs to last and that iphone inventory is enough to outlast the negotiation phase.

rip TMF niggas

capitalist country wants protectionism and tariffs

communist country wants free trade

I don't get it

yeah of course. why wouldn't they?

Tariff on EU tech would really make Trump mad. Like mad mad.

what the fuck happened to trump

as was foretold

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He really needs this thing to fly (despite not watching it). We've all been there huh

It's almost like the world isn't black and white, but on a spectrum (much like your autism)

HOMEWARD BOUUUND
I WISH I WAS
HOOOOOMEWARD BOUUUUUNNNDDD
HOME
WHERE MY THOUGHTS ESCAPIN
HOME
WHERE MY MUSICS PLAYIN
HOME
WHERE MY LOVE LIES WAITING SILENTLY FOR ME

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Chinas dumping US bonds for gold. What I’m curios on is if they are buying Bitcoin too?

No it's not

You guys do talk stocks and not just bitch and moan about trump?

”Millions of Americans will literally die if we shut off supplies from China”

”This is why we need the tariffs”

I'm a passing tourist with no investing knowledge, what's a safe put strategy so I'm not a complete poorfag

This god damn motherfucker i sold at 160
Every day i get more and more retarded

Bond vigilantes at work?

Reshore pharma manufacturing in Puerto Rico

Oh I'm having a laugh right now.

Simple. It's a planned economy versus a semblance of a plan economy

so the saaaaaaaaaars are expecting massive investment in their manufacturing because China is getting cornered out from trade by Trump?

they swapped their social policy cards like 10 turns ago, did you miss it?

Reality struck here on this day

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The key to understanding the modern economy is to think like a delusional retard and act accordingly

101% tariffs on Chinese imports? Sounds bullish for Apple!

Too late to buy puts on apple?

t. Peter

Safe is putting it in a high yield account and getting 4% interest PA. There is no safe in this legit crazy market.

wanna guess why we would bitch and moan about trump right now?

What the fuck is going on?

China isn't communist and hasn't been for a while

The stock market is clearly very horney, and is edging hard. Once it gets good news it's going to cum so hard (upwards)

safe

options

As someone who bought bitcoin and eth before this started, no, i'm down 20%.

More like countries are dumping US bonds. Which is bad news for US.

HALF THE US POPULATION WILL BE SPIRITED AWAY LIKE IN REVELARTIONS IF WE DO NO STOP THE TARRIFFS

crab is going sideways

What the hell does that mean?

That's what Anon Babble /smg/ is for.
Anon Babble /smg/ is for shitposting and making fun of people

i suppose jew cum will make your face swell up

You must be fun at parties.
I’m surprised they didn’t show up a year ago. Seriously, who is buying bonds.

Delta is coping

Trump will fuck them lol

I don't need to. Being mentally ill faggots and all

No, everybody is just trying to smoothly bail on the slathering rabid dog in the corner. But it's a large (but not insurmountable) dog.

should have bought boeing (lol)

We could solve the entire national deficit with bitcoin. What do racist boomers do instead? Be racist. Bookers can’t go to the nursing home fast enough

there is no safe strategy to short the market. If you go long, you can just hold the bags and if have bought shares in good companies or an index, you will inenvitably be in the green again. However if you short the market and the market decides that this was the bottom, you will never recover your losses, they are permanent because the S&P500 always goes to the next ATH eventually.

look man this is basically an alternative to buying scratch offs at the gas station. you should basically consider investing to be lighting your money on fire.

More like ideology has become completely incoherent in the modern era and nobody knows what the fuck they're doing anymore

Based Malthusian social Darwinist.

Holy shit, can you stop shilling your faggot den?

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CEO OF LUKOIL JUST GOT APPREHENDED AND SENT TO THE HOSPITAL, HE LOST IT
BLUMPF WHAT ARE YOU DOING RAISE THE OIL PRICE

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Fake pumpy is over. Smaller than the last one. It seems they'll keep getting smaller until the market checks out completely.

Delta is going to eat the tariffs. This is just a front to not tank the stock. The waitlist for new Airbus is literal years. Airbus will just refit the plane and sell it to someone else and charge Delta the penalty for cancelling the contract. Zero chance Airbus eats the cost of tariffs here.

we're just gonna deny reality

Have Americans realized this is all a matrix or something?

I am, thanks for noticing.

Here is the kicker, it's always been that way.

it will crab in a tighter and tighter range around unch and then collapse into a singularity, a crabby blackhole

There's nothing wrong about wanting to have a few laughs at the expense of funny retards. Trump is very relevant in that sense right now.

tell everyone trades in both directions, especially puts, are crowded

everyone is suddenly surprised when nothing fucking moves for the rest of the week because it's been clamped into a range by gamblers and MMs are circlejerking with your premiums

Is this Bullish or bearish

Carmakers are holding thousands of vehicles at U.S. ports and temporarily halting shipments to minimize the impact of President Trump's escalating trade war, according to the Financial Times.

I love Mr. Crabs wild ride.

MEGA

Unironcally based let's get back to enslaving Africans

Crash isn’t as hard yet though. I just need a little more and I can relax. 7.50 SOXL hurry the fuck up.

It will start to do loops and rings.
A crab trap.

Do me a favor bud and never go there. Stay here forever. K? Thx booby.

That late stage dotardation is hitting him hard

how much is the 5000 handle a factor in the crabbing

mention AI

green

it's as simple as that folks

I'm all in on inverse.

Lul

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profits don't take a hit for a bit

bullish

oh fuck we're out of cars and it's 2x more expensive to make them

bullish

??????
How do people see these word salads and not think he isnt developing early onset Alzheimer's

Probably 100% of it. It's a huge psychological marker.

Source?

It has definitely not always been the case that Communists are pro-globalism, American Conservatives are pro-protectionism, and American Democrats are anti-tariff. These are new developments. I have seen these things change with mine own eyes.

the AI trade is still going

People really believe all those AI lies are real?

Bullish af. Fuck your puts.

lol

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I yield to the crab, the limbo is forever..

The US used to be isolationist and protectionist 120 years ago. There is absolutely nothing new under the sun kiddo.

spreads are free money

It's not Alzheimer, he is just retarded. And that already priced in.

so much for SOXL

why the FUCK is the nasdaq so stubborn

If you want a workforce of dimwits going through withdrawals, bullish

Is nearly 80 years old early? Genuine question

alzheimers

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No, early onset is before 65

How is unemployment fed faggots, enjoying not having a portfolio and shitting up biz?

Do I just sell that shit?

I don't think Chinese fentanyl is tariffed

Bloomberg saying what we've been saying in this thread hours ago now.

How can I make money off the retards who buy into these hype cycles?

It's cute when these tourist actually do post their meager portfolios.
We are talking TENS of dollars of profit here people!

Feels good to of exited this schizo cocaine market. Anxious about a which way the crab will go? Couldn't be me.

Yeah, so until we (or rather the insiders) know for sure, market will do its bullshit.

looks like a new crab point and this crab is strong

.0060%

What are we even talking about here?

no mention of EU

Trump pls forgive us

pump, dump, pump, dump, pump...

"lies" is strong. it's definitely overhyped. but the flipside is that LLMs have come remarkably far in the last decade. it's astonishing to see, really. what most people don't get is that these are not optimized towards truthfulness or objectivity. that's not the main goal here, the main goal is human-machine interfacing. and for that LLMs have made amazing strides.
the real "problem" and limit here is that the current AI hype (LLMs) is predicated on advancement in compute mainly. the real question behind the hype is "how far will stacking compute get us? where is the plateau at which LLMs won't reasonably improve further?". not whether it's all lies or not.

US will lag behind if GPUs are tariff'd. currently everyone is just stacking GPUs.

You shouldn't be trading but stay away from 0dte and try to stick with things itm

Next time nasdaq goes under 1% im taking the pain and selling, I want off this ride at any cost

beats daily inflation by .00001%

Another failed fake pooomp

sounds like cope to me

Take your meds and go back to Anon Babble

bots circlejerking each other

Gridman'd save us.

So, now it's just a wait and see game for the inflationary effects, layoffs, business closing down, people getting fired for the markets to realize the fucking obvious and go lower.
Meaning we'll have the current clown shit everyday, with a few fake tweets here and there for the big boys and Trump's entourage to exit, until we get to see the consequences in ~3~6 months.
Literally the worst possible outcome. I'd rather have a steep crash and then we fucking move on. Now this will be clown dumb shit for months of going nowhere until suddenly it does.

is this bullish for china, blumpf activated HAARP

Alright, crabs had their fun. Resume the dump

Yeah. Great, right?

$0 volume

No, it's fun to make fun of you retards here on the inferior /smg/

How do you guys trade? I usually bought long term calls but that gets me raped by theta. Do you mainly trade etfs and spy options

the age of the crab is over

rule 1 of investing is dont lose money
we do not follow this rule at Anon Babble

Up and down, up and down, up and down. It's all so predictable. When are we going to see some real action?

Why wouldn't we? We're drowning in horrific news = GIGA PUMP

wtf is this?

Yes, crabbing and maybe even a small pump is my guess for the week or so.

he didn't buy the dip

keking right now

i copy trade politicians and hedge funds

Yea, you sound like a happy winning person…

is there any way to even profit off this retard market?

he thought it was a dip and not a recalibration

I man, think about it. Do you really think Apple will sell these phones at their current price? No, they'll sell them at like 2499$ each under the pretense they're now taxed.
Imagine all that revenue.

Kill me

But that has like a 3 month delay

Transferred in my last 20k into my cash account.....what do I do frens? How do I turn this around......is this the bottom or will things get even worse tomorrow once these new tariffs hit? I don't know what to sink this 20k in....maybe I just let it sit in my cash account to see if it really bottoms out rather than buy in early and get fucked. Oil seems to be absolutely dumping right now, I have made a decent amount of money off of XEG.TO and was thinking of buying it, seems pretty well discounted but not if things get even worse which they probably will.

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I go off the stars and planet alignment.

Nut up and swing

Last week I was an expert on tariffs but this week I am an expert on the basis trade.

fuck man
please just dump 1%
a measly 1%
stop fucking crabbing

The inverse relationship between VIX and SPX is interesting

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So today's just going to be a repeat of yesterday but worse? A tidy surge for a while, crabbing for several hours, and then a drop?

Bogdanoff, he bought strangles

Order Trump to beg on X and initiate operation theta drain

aaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaAaaaAaaaAAAAAA

Don't rush. You habe a poor folio in any case so I'd focus on skill/income

is there a way to profit off of an insanely volatile market where huge index funds are moving like shitcoins

Obviously. Consistently? No.

Investment banks release there projections Friday, if things don’t crash by Tuesday I’ll slowly raise my targets.

Bobos will soon be the ones saying "zoom out"

Dump it anons
Be cool about this, trust me, be cool

we don't want your fucking hormone pork and chlorine chicken you dimwit. keep it.

after the meeting ends

It's obviously productivity increasing new tech in a way crypto wasn't (crypto still ok as regulation-ducking tech though) but like crypto I'm a little skeptical of the market reaction

current position? and chest size?

Does wall street realize that the better the market does now when orange man just announced tariffs, the worse and more bolder he'll get when actually applying them? Are we really selling out the country for short term gains? I mean sure we are but whatever.

Congressman Smith whining about the EU "disrespecting" American farmers

Lol, lmao even.

So you see Mr. Chinaman, the US has a weapon China can never defeat. Hope. And with Hope, the US in invincible

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Go buy a shit load of meth and stay up all week following investor sentiment

do the politicians have a 3 month delay? they gotta bring that down

Touched a powerline or something? Girl just insta-died.

The crabbing will continue until morale improves

Short

...B cup

OIL?

what if it was oestrogen pork little twink???

for most of them it's 14 days which isn't that bad. between that and some occasional active management (usually "oh shit this won't be good time to liquidate everything") i've casually beaten the market for years

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

Haas had already said they've stopped hiring because of this due to decrease in demand, it's probably going to come a lot faster then people think.

Unironically Trump secured Airbus as being the sole supplier of planes for all of Asia, and pretty much for the rest of the world.

China wants to freely export. They have never allowed free trade into their own borders. The barriers for foreign conpanies to operate have always been massive.

feet

Based

smelly feet

Biblically based, actually.

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Sex owe me women

It's orge

Weeeeeeeee

Boeing was pretty good at doing that anyways

huh almost like it was related in some fashion.

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total bobo death

Fuck this gonna go to my secret spot in the park and jerk off

So why haven't tariffs caused a huge drop today?

GURA IS GRADUATING, WE HAVE TO SELL RIGHT NOW BROS

because market is fake and gay

I thought he died by """accident""", you know, those dangerous windows. Or maybe it was one of the other 70 CEOs that died that way, I dunno, I might mix them up. Then again maybe he's a cat an got to fall back on his legs.

house meeting still ongoing

What are the long term implications of your most important stock index being based on imaginary fairy tales and copium?

Zoom out

Doesn't matter you can't afford them.

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Market refuses to believe it's happening until everyone can see the skyrocketing prices and mass job losses

Haas

more like Haad kek

Barely red

Anons, this minute-to-minute volatility is something. 50 VIX is the fun zone.

Haas F1 Teambros, how to tariffs affect the performance of the team and Oliver Bearman?

kek he said the thing

i'd be skeptical too. there is an incredible amount of voodoo and hype around it. but as you said -- there is solid impact beneath it. for Anon Babble instead of looking at promises, i'd look at where the tech already can be applied, where it shows results. for instance, we see drones and munitions equipped with AI already. so for example Helsing is a good bet as a startup. but i wouldn't invest in any "we're doing e-mail but now with AI" bullshit. go for shit with actual measurable hard impact, not dotcom-like promises about "AI everything". image recognition is solved. go for startups integrating such things now that they're real-world competitive with the latest jump in capabilities. capabilities, not promises.

not one greeen

kekarooooooo

ITS PUMPING SO FAST ARGHHH

is the market trying to tell us something? i swear i can make out an 'A L W' on the minute chart for SPY

Wtf is a put and a call omg why you have to go and make things so complicated

"Fortress North America" where Canada and Mexico joined the US in jacking up tariffs on China

Who were the first two countries America started doing tariffs on again?

I’m too retarded to comprehend without seeing the equation they talk about but normally there is not such a clear relationship between increased volatility and going down

Wacky times we live in.

People will be sold the lies until layoffs and massive price hikes get out into the media. Then they'll cope for another month or so as they believe factories will spring out from the ground. Then when it finally dawns on them that this is years away they'll capitulate.

This shit will be fake and gay until they decide to shit or get off the pot with tariffs.

Well anon the direction the market goes depends on what the hedgies think and a lot of them are holding onto the hope that the tariffs get repealed, is my guess at least. That's why the markets pop everytime there's the slightest bit of good news.

write a fat put and offset some of the volatility and collect premium. This will flatten your yield but offset your tail risk.

Wearing an appropriately sized bra lifts the cup.

This cope

American small business will die guaranteed under either plans

So we're saved anons? It's holding like hell. What was the fuss about?

This is an actual fraudulent market. There's nobody at the wheel. There's nobody at THE FUCKING WHEEL.

coudn't decide so i buyed both

Market is high on cope
The literal nightmarw waiting in the wake is what's happening to the 10 year yield right now
Fuck the markets, thats actual financial institution ruin

are hedgies not aware how the us works?
Trump can veto that, even if they would manage that, and they would neet what, 67 house to overturn it?
ey lmao

Hooked up to a dialysis machine would be the best way to put it.

Yes Anon and bith countries have or are planning to hit you with Tariffs for hitting their car/part industry

is she okay?

But no crash? So it's fine.

Can those hedgies finish their overvalued lunches and go back to dumping?

It's me. I am at the wheel.

Trumps tax bill is currently dying on the house floor because 40 something Republicans are tired of him raping the national deficit

Buy.

Buy in if you think it’s fine then

raping the national deficit

Well it's about to be worse

Good call if you set it up correctly strangles have been great.

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BUY AMERICAN, BE COOL (I'm joking)

wasnt bessent just shilling for that an hour ago? lmao
Funny if true but the whole republican party seems like trump sycophants compared to the first term so we will see

lock in those shorts for tomorrow and friday. ez money.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR THIS MARKET IS WRONG AND MY TRADES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT
IT WAS MY TURN TO MAKE MONEY

I want a black monday just to see this bitch get to 0

this guy really is sucking trump's cock live on TV

SPY wipes out an entire year of gains

One day of not read

"So what's the fuss about?"

Where do you people come from?

US and Indonesia made a trade agreement. Maybe other countries will follow?

The president pushing legislators to pass a bill that'll reduce taxes?

Fuck you losers for turning the market into a casino. I WAS the next Warren Buffett but now i cant be because you losers made technical analysis completely irrelevant

The freedom Caucus in the house are bigger psychopaths in Trump, far more right leaning in policy, they want to cut government spending a lot more, Trump wants to spend more, so theyre in gridlock because the fake libertarians told him to his face eat shit

This view ignores politics which very much still matter

Bitcoin behaving more like the S&P than the S&P itself

Oh I do believe we've hit peak clown.

Cowards, Trump can just Mint the Coin™ and take care of that

THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN

THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN

THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN

THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN

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“One day of not read”

We were still green at this time yesterday. We’ll be red soon. Beautiful color, red. Old fashioned, but beautiful.

I was a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, now I am a permanently embarrassed millionaire.

Bullies Canada and Mexico

Now wants Canada and Mexico to help them against China

Trump is really a fucking retard sometimes.

U.S. Treasury Secretary Warns Europe: Siding with China on Tariffs Is ‘Cutting Your Own Throat’

America is demanding a extortion

sometimes

sometimes

Yeah, Warren Buffett won't shut up about cups-and-handles and MACD and Fib retracements.

Tribute

Priced in

Anon Babbletroons crying and malding that the Trumpconony is mooning.
two more weeks to the trump recession amirite

If I was a CEO right now I would announce tariffs are going to bankrupt and rape me and my stock would instantly shoot up 5% in 20 minutes

y'all gonna be billionaires in a few weeks

He's right about Haiti I said it

It's like they forgot we saved their asses in WWII
If it weren't for us they wouldn't be speaking German and not Arabic!

when does the meeting end?

Okay. Most of the time.

Supreme Court is gonna want to be hearing a case on this assuming recession. Major questions doctrine, blah blah blah, watch Trump's approval rating

Most of the time

Arabic

In France it's African

I agree with his immigration policies. That is about it.

buying more puts for the money printer

LMAOOO

get ready for the red god candle

the only time he ever said something agreeable was when he said he's never seen a thin person drink diet coke. that one was a banger.

Trumps supreme court said trump can deport people that are legaly here and dont commit crimes cause "Lol its to late now i guess"

GDP print is down twice in a row now.

So you want ten billion indian "dreamers" to be imported to replace you? That's Trump immigration policy.

That is about it.

The higher up we are (relative to the past), the more we can fall.

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Check your information environment

i see thanks

Warren Buffet is just as much of a gambler as the retard putting money on apple despite the tariffs on China. He just got lucky and was born before the internet revealed how much of this entire system is built on bullshit.

Trump said he didn't care

You are aware that quite literally tells you Trump didn't care about H1B but he wasn't going to shill for it

I wish that was actually true you delusional troon.

are there any trump speeches today?

better than larpers and tripfags

Now calculate future IV.

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Wearing an appropriately sized bra lifts the cup.

Insightful market research

i knew a petite girl in college who was addicted to diet coke, she drank a 12-pack a day
i really didn't understand how her kidneys were still functional, much as i don't understand how SPY is still flirting with 500

Supreme Court is gonna want to be hearing a case on this assuming recession

wait six months for the Roberts SC to stop shitting themselves and issue a narrow ruling that says that the president can still maybe in certain situations still issue tariffs and also please don’t hurt us

You are arguing with a PTG tourist who’s never touched a woman.

You mean the supreme courts own site?
Buzzword spouting nigger, thats what they litterarly said. The ruling they made affect FURTHER deporatations, the ones already deported were "yeah lmao better not do that again112!"

Don't get me wrong I have not slurped a bit

Unbelievably bullish

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peak junkorexic behaviour.

I'm not reading all that.

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That's fair it's a foolish thing to do. But still we may as well explain how giant of a fuck up this is if he doesn't backtrack.

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One day

Zoom out

Sounds like I should invest in US bonds immediately

i suppose it's like fat crackheads; it defies all natural laws, but they do exist.

cmooon dump

Get lost on your way to Reddit, kid?

Remaining at around 5000

Yep, we're finishing on green

Guess TRUMP'S tariffs were no biggie after all. Now, the next step. JOBS JOBS JOBS!

FRESH BAKED :

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Immigration policies he promised in 2015*
I am not even sure what is his stance on that these days.

Just the usual noon poomp

What are you guys having for lunch? I think I’m enjoying some KING CRAB I APPARENTLY ORDERED

I mean some clarity on what he plans to do with tarrifs would be nice.
Imagine owning a business right now.

I can’t imagine this is the end. Only one week of volatility for permanently changing how global trade is conducted?