/smg/ - Stock Market General

Pump already over edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns

ITS ALL COMPUTER
I LOVE TESLER

let’s go bobo

SPY puts?

SPY will never ever circuit break huh

WAGIE MARKET

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Questions are shit, I could be a senator

nasdaq about to go into the red

They're trying to save the market so fucking hard jej

Schizophrenia, bearish or bullish?

will miggers still support trump after they get rugpulled?

Companies that rely on selling their products to the US as one of their biggest markets will not lose revenue from massive tarrifs on sales to the US?

Everybody is going to get hit pretty badly if these tariffs are kept on for long, but Americans will get hit much harder because the US economy is much smaller than the rest of the world's combined. The world will move on and redirect their economies eventually.

Count the number of Chinese imports in that picture

I've always thought the stock market was fake and it's been a really gratifying week so far seeing my schizo theories come true

how long can the crab go on?

New S&P Yearly lowest point unlocked.
Every new red tick is now an yearly record, like yesterday.

We’re getting to the point where it’s going to go lower with each dip. Any gains will be lost in minutes. When will people learn

black wednesday
starts now

seize this micro/macro nonsense

CRASH CANCELLED

PUMPING IN T-MINUS 2 MINUTES

I HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE FLASH SALE ON CALLS AND CAPITULATED YOUR PUTS

I DIDN'T BUY SQQQ IN TIME EVEN THOUGH I KNEW THE PUMP WAS FAKE

BUY NOW
IT'S NOW OR NEVER ANONS, YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH IF YOU BUY NOW!

They’re not smart enough to think for themselves and stop bootlicking m

I get a massive kick out of when politicians think we're going to bring back manufacturing to the U.S. like it's the 19-goddamn-50s. The ship sailed decades ago. Manufacturing renaissance my ass.

BLUMPF ANNOUNCEMENT ON PHARMACEUTICAL PRODUCTS TARIFFS IT'S OVER

wonder how many newfriends don't remember this exact behavior in 2022. Institutions let retail slurpers turn the market green in the morning, then they relentlessly dump on them.

In most cases bullish

Two Americans are standing in line waiting to pay tariffs on important products they ordered. One of the Americans finally snaps.
“I’ve had it up to HERE! The volatility in the stock market, the rising cost of living, and now I wait for the ‘privilege’ of paying these exorbitant taxes! I’m going to go kill that Orange FAGGOT!”
The American storms off, while the other nervously waits in line.
An hour passes, and the other American comes back to the line.
“What happened?”
He dejectedly shrugged.
“The line to kill Trump was longer.”

Lmfao no don’t come on

panicans are in control trumpsissies

Massive Tesla pump didn't help much, it's already going down.

Line go down LINE GO DOWN?!

This will help American workers BIGLY.
China is terrified at how fast the American ports are closing. They need us, we don't need them.

god I hope so. I need VTI to drop at 237 and I'll be rich as fuck.

forever, apparently.

Buy products before scarcity hits and then resell, that is

DO NOT PANIC, BE COOL
BUY BUY BUY PLEASE I HAVE KIDS TO FEED

Don't quit your day job

this is the part where you regret dumping TSLZ bags early

apocalyptic tariffs between the US and China

market pumps

talking about pharma

market goes down

CLOWN ECONOMY, BURN IT DOWN

whats this immigration policy called

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The bulls did a very great job at pumping the market today!
They deserve an award for that.

Already up again after loading up on shorts at open

If you mongs would get a tradingview candle chart of an index with VWAP and std bands instead of your 'wiggle line moves' tard brokers, you might actually have a fucking clue about what goes on.

these pump attempts are pathetic

What’s Shit and piss bear market threshold price again?
[Fuck the whore fuck the whore fuck the whore]

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what exactly is going to make SOXL reach the $60 mark again when NVDA did most of the work in getting it that high in the first place

THE RITUAL FAILED, ITS OVER!!

my country

Rupert Murdoch is australian

Amazon is red

It begins.

REMINDER: INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS ARE PULLING OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED.

RETAIL INVESTORS, NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE THAT MONEY OUT OF YOUR SAVINGS AND BUY THE DIP.

This is all so moronic. The stock market was a mistake.

Already did that yesterday! I am locked in the generational lows

Kek, I see you

SNIBBETY SNABBETY

X:DDDDDDD

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pajeetification policy

you idiots..... the pump is still happening..... you cannot even sell puts every morning is green..... there is no dump other than the third world who is the only ones selling ..... or morning would be red.....

retail protecting stocks from hedge funds be like

1.4%

I'm glad I sold my ACMR early... Just gotta wait till I can buy the bottom

On one hand, I'm glad that /smg/ came back from the dead thanks to the tariff drama, but on the other hand, I can't help but think that this general has been co-opted by a bunch of political activists who aren't actually invested in the stock market and just want to use this opportunity to cry about Trump.

Who owns the biggest media empire in America. What’s your point?

Thanks

Nothing, you much better off buying intel calls and hoping they take market share from Nvidia in this chaos.

Is alibaba going to 50? I'd love to see that.

Okay I gotta drive to work take good care of my puts while I’m gone

MIGAtards really fell for le "BUY NOW!" pump&dump scam I can't believe it. Orange literally scammed his own people TWICE now

It's red AGAIN!!!!
FUCK TRUMP

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This. Based Trump makes them seethe so much it's unreal.

The difference in NVIDIA marketcap does concern me, 250B in 2023 vs 2.5T now. Semiconductors are the future though, and NVIDIA even at its size only has a PE of 30 with 70% revenue growth, 80% profit growth.

YES! THIS IS CORRECT!

not invested into the stock market

then why would you cry about trump? this idea sounds silly

Same thing happened in 2020, they'll leave when the market starts to crab

You mean third time, him and his wife pull a shitcoin scam remember?

I heard the spiral anime sucked.

AAAHHHHHH IT'S DUMPING

.47%

Bears are PATHETIC

went to check on some puts i bought an hour ago and i guess i'm riding them down

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the veehikkle supply undustry

Good try little bullfag, but not good enough.

Not getting green you FUCKS

why is everything just a memestock now

perhaps congress is just letting him do whatever he wants so he fucks up hard enough to lose his supporters and then remove him from office
because otherwise the first person to make any motions towards doing that would get sent to el salvador

who aren't actually invested in the stock market

Anon, you'd be crazy if you were right now

I left because trading was boring, and I was just sitting on my SPY. Volatility is way more fun to trade.

for us tourists, the action is the juice

can these buffoons stop pumping SPY

I'd say like fifth time or even more. Since February people tied to him like his son were advising to buy the dip, even though the dip kept dipping dippier than the dippiest of dips.

They are Europeans, Canadians, and other assorted third worlders who were kicked off Anon Babbleand Anon Babble

been a while since i've seen TICK be this schizophrenic
it's usually one sided

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NONONO

Shit

It's getting a little old, and I say this as someone who hates Trump. Focus on the stonk, niggers.

Should have boughted in last week anon

Tesla pumped 2% in 10 seconds. Totally not manipulation.

... or up. goddamnit

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AMERICA FIRST!

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crabbed me again award

Because 'le economy' is a meme. Everything is overvalued 3-10x. Fundamentals are having much smaller impact than vibes. The bottom is so far down it might as well not exist.

Green shirt in the back is what really puts it all together.

why is everything just a memestock now

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.

Aren’t you supposed to be on the house floor talking about apple pie and destroying communism out of the Christian spirit you faggot

We live in the meme economy get with the times, please.

WHO is buying this dogshit stock?

He bought a put AFTER a crash

You guys are retarded if you did this. You buy puts BEFORE and then after you buy into etfs after

held hostage

lel can't be held hostage if you're the occupier

These '''''''''''upwaves''''''''''''' are fucking weak and only come out of ten minutes of pure crab.

Fuck that fucking gay ass noise.
I'll just do like in vocid, buying oil companies and enjoy my delicious 7-8-10% divies.
Have fun with your manipulated shitcoin shit car companies and shit
FUCK.

Bread died, reposting

Here's the thing anon, and mind you I'm going to be working with 2020 numbers, so this is just a little out of date, but it's the closest metric I have,
258,000,000 adults in America, less around 19,000,000 felons means around 239,000,000 eligible voters.

Take into consideration that parties use non-voters strategically in a two party system, ESPECIALLY in the American system, and that goes triple in this polarized climate where many people hate Trump. Someone who does not vote AGAINST Trump, is tacitly supporting his administration whether they accept this fact or not.

Alright, so grabbing a statistic I found from usnews, around 90 million did not vote, add 90,000,000 to Trump's 77,300,000 voters, and you can get an approximation of all the people that Trump has to keep happy. You basically can't win over the other team anymore, so you have to win over your voters and not disturb non-voters so much that they vote against you.

So 90+77.3 (millions) =167,300,000

167,300,000 people Trump has to keep happy / 239,000,000 eligible voters

167,300,000/239,000,000 = 70%

So while 80% might be a little lofty, it's not actually exceptionally far off.

We are destroying commies, which is why euros, Canas, and third worlders are seething

Buying stocks is now a political statement or something. Being ready to hold the bag shows devotion to the President-Messiah.

REMINDER
NO CRYING AT THE CASINO

NO CRYING AT THE CASINO

NO CRYING AT THE CASINO

NO CRYING AT THE CASINO

NO CRYING AT THE CASINO

NO CRYING AT THE CASINO

REMINDER

Anon Babble is not third world

/smg/ is third world

Nigga, you are fucking retarded. Seriously you can’t have any real money, why are you here?

Billionaires with money to burn. Market crashes are a redistribution of wealth from the poor to the rich and the poor stop-loss and the rich just eat it because they know that eventually they'll own everything.

I am getting fucked and not in a good way

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET

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Also, post more crab memes.

You are delusional

i miss that duck

FAGGOT! NOW OR SOMETHING?! WHAT KEKHOLD INTRODUCED ESG OR DEITO THE STOCK MARKET

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BAD DRAGON DILDO YOU GAS LIGHTING CUNT

Looks like my prediction of crabbing with a slow downward trend over time is coming true.
I wonder if the other part of my prediction, that this will continue for at least a month before the real crash, turns out to be true as well?

are you ready MIGAbros?

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third worlders first were on Anon Babble shilling the "Le pol was left wing!" meme, then they flooded onto Anon Babble for muh Ukraine, then they flooded here to shill muh market crash. They are extremely pissy and brown

apple up 4%

Where are those iphones going to be made

peiagoink

Mcover

I regretted it 30 minutes after I dumped. Lost >$1000 instead of $500. Would've at least broken this week.

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Dunno, probably up to the moment the shortages hit the shelves

I'm waiting to buy some oil, but I'm really wounding if things will flash crash to 25 like in 2022 and I could buy make it tier cheapies.

That looks like Stephen Colbert.

and have the minds and tmeperment of a post menopausal woman

They don't have to, apple ducked the tariff by importing a giant reserve of iphones early.

just bought 4800 0DTE puts

seems appropriate for someone making a sock with a drill press
how can we compete?

mental gymnastics is now keeping the crab alive

I guess we need to see actual job cuts before anything really happens, implications mean nothing. The president of the United States is telling the market live when to buy.

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who's this cutie

Why do the poor stoploss I thought the poor owned no stock and the middle class parked it in 401ks that they don't learn how to touch until 65

Apple said they plan to move to Pajeet land

(US, Canada, Mexico)

not

>Canada, US, Mexico

aka CUM

Nigger, I don't even care, I dropped Trump long ago, I only cared about him in 2015 because immigration. He doesn't care about that anymore, so who even cares.
Let's just enjoy this mess.

We are destroying commies

By implementing Maosists level retarded protectionism. MAGAtards are stupid beyond any measure.

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I'm not t-t-third w-w-w-orld

u-u-u are

Wow, 6 month supply of iphones, that'll help.

buy the dip

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the left hate ai art

uses ai to create art

hypocrisy thy name is fag

Based
Fuck china

proppa Muttican rose

this picture is so retarded, he should have a beaming smile as he finds purpose in manufacturing and also earns enough to support his stay-at-home wife and 3 kids as well as easily afford 2 cars, a speedboat and a large house and yard

It’s funny you think brown people support Ukraine, LOL. Anyways you sound very uneducated, very poor, and a genetic dead end in general. Please fuck off.
Seriously, did accidentally greentext yourself? Kek, you need to go back to Anon Babble.

You lost

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If these tariffs last 6 months we're gonna have a lot more problems than iphones.

Based. Fuck USA

this can't be real

FUCK CHINA! YANG GANG

India. Apple was one of the first companies in the 2010's to start moving out of china

people saying fuck orange man for explicitly crashing stock market

MAGApedes come in raving about politics that nobody has previously mentioned

Keep it down redneck RETARDS this is about PROFIT

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Audrey Hepburn didn't die for this.

Trump spittin' straight facts again.

If it hits negative again, I’m with you…

nah, not gonna happen, we won't see oil going this low ever again. I mean, you'd need another worldwide lockdown. Think about it.
BUT recession, which is looming despite what the market is trying to make everyone believe, is assured. Now I don't know how low it'll go, but I think I'll start DCAing in another -7% or something.
We have yet to experience a real capitulation day. So far there has been none, even on -6% days, we had at least one green stock. True capitulation means everything red, always.

simply astonishing. the world is healing. not that sure about the market, at least in the short term

literal WW3

trade war all over the globe

nukes fly

blood on the streets

*shit&piss pumps*

What's wrong with this? I'm sure it's wrong just because of who's saying it, but I know nothing about history in that region.

being fat is fine and all, but why do they have to run around half-naked and show their fat tard body to everyone? what the fuck is wrong with those yanks?

u hear about dem dere tayrrifs?

we is gonna make murrica great again

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Middle class absolutely touch their 401k in terms of pulling in and out (late)

hepburncels kneel before maclainechads imo

been noticing this too and it's getting annoying.
holy cope
big if true

Wait was that a random pump or did something happen

Here’s your bri’ish rose

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to the fucking moon, no reversies

Kino rickroll, I was fooled

Recent advances is cosmology have revived the theory of the universe having repeating cycles of expansion and contraction.

QQQ and SQQQ go down together

I guess no one is allowed to win

Yeah, there's a big question mark hanging over how this plays out at the consumer-retailer end. But whatever the exact outcome it's unlikely to be good and I don't see it restoring confidence.

Why are all the non Americans so opposed to the tariffs?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING BACK UP WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKK

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT KEEP PUMPING

Does it make any sence to you? I don’t know, I’m making a 2m bet so any constructive feedback is appreciated. You could be right…

Peri from Fire Emblem Conquest, one of my top 10 games.

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The algos don't care.

euros, Canadians, panicans, and third worlds pissing and shitting themselves

America superior fuckers

Trump when some nerd tells him his tariffs make no sense

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All in(all all)
All or none I always say
Always just what makes my day
None is never, none’s a bore
All is what I came here for
When I swing, I always win
Place a bet, and I'm all in
All is never not the score
And all of the bodies hit the floor
ALL!!!
(Wu)
(Everyone's all in)
(I want it all)
(All is...)
All or nothing
Always all or nothing
All or nothing
funk will keep you jumpin!
All or nothing
Always all or nothing
All or nothing
Na na na na
(everybody say all all all)

youtu.be/pJFNjH6b7eI?si=QVf8oZ_TtMEC-Vdz

He's never gonna give it up is he?

cheap Chayna goods made my beer belly grow

drump is goyna fix dis

Mountain Dew is love. Mountain Dew is Life
There's Bang in every bottle

I need to eat lunch. Which fast food joint sources completely from the USA? I refuse anything else.

Because people TRUST IN PRESIDENT TRUMP

MAGA

embargo on China

ARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED PLEASE BOMB IRAN AS BONUS

it's just a new generation of baggies in the making

fucking kek this is worse than shitcoins

Alright ya got me

five guys.

genuinely who is buying? bizarre

Like i say,crabing today and tomorrow and them mini dump on friday.

I'm a leftist and I love AI.

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who the fuck is buying, bulls are actually retarded

We have yet to experience a real capitulation day.

It does feel like everyone’s just in denial about costs increasing 106%.

NIGGER

Yes. If communism is so bad for everyone else its our duty to prove it as the Leader of Nations

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China made a mistake of doing something. If doing nothing=win, then doing something=lose

The plan, trust it.

BREAKING : AMERICA EXPLODES, STOCKS UP

look at that, time to sell again soon

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It's the dumbest shit. Apple managed to shore up their US inventory of iPhones (the single largest export product from China) by sending cargo planes and ships from China right before the tariffs took effect.

Any cargo vessel that left a foreign port before 12:01AM this morning will not pay duties when it arrives at a US port.

Once the supplies of iPhones dwindle and more have to be ordered from China, AAPL is going to tank again. This hedging of supply is providing a good amount of exit liquidity for AAPL investors.

Similar story with Delta airlines. Good earnings report from them, but once we actually start feeling the effects of the tariffs and the subsequent inflation, discretionary spending will fall and Delta stock along with it.

The economy is not a car or a bus, it's a boat. You turn the steering wheel and it takes a while for the direction to change.

The focus on not tariffing these irrelevant shitholes is such a retarded democrat strategy, nobody is pissed about this on either side of the aisle

this is an interesting theory

retarded like a fox

Embargo on China

Lmao. The MIC is going to assassinate this retard sooner or later.

anon it was a rickroll

Will crude hit $50?

Just adding SVIX and trimming my INTC position a bit. Theta is out to kill options today.

im a leftist

kys

exactly

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OIL BARRONS

'no'
although both have non-pig bone structure that your modern mutt cannot comprehend

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what oil company you going to buy, NOG seems like a decent choice as it's an American one.

china's rattled to the core rn

Implying the right doesn't use AI art too

You can't be fucking serious

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why are all the russian and chang vpns seething here, you lost. Trump destroyed you

you first fag

Ya gonna duck roll me next, old timer?

And the pump continues...

T-the market will go down when they hear about Trump's Tariffs

The market are go down when see Trump's tariff figures

The market will go down when Trump's tariffs going into action!

YOU ARE HERE

Countries will never captiulating to Trump's tariffs

China will never capitulate to Trump's tariffs

Trump's tariffs will never bring jobs back to the USA!

Just because Trump's tariffs were successful doesn't mean there are being no Republican victory at midterms!

can someone explain, if tariffs are so bad, why is everyone retaliating? why not do nothing and keep buying cheapies?
and if they're reaaally so bad, why not implement export subsidies? it's only for a few years, seems preferable over dumping everything

The market did go down you fucking retard.

Any cargo vessel that left a foreign port before 12:01AM this morning will not pay duties when it arrives at a US port.

Do you have a source for that? This would mean that the tariffs won't even kick in for two months now. Ocean travel is fucking slow.

I don't get why the no money retards keep coming in this thread and bragging about having no money while sucking Trump's ballsack. You know you pay the tariffs right?

hmmm I actually prefer the fundamentals of NIG

NOG

American company

sounds fitting lel

Countries will never captiulating

Ramesh please

Keep dreaming. The markets have already gone down.

you have no morality, hypocrisy means nothing to you.

You lost lol

I BOUGHT AND IT FELL TO $50.9 TWO MINUTES LATER HOLY FUCKING SHIT

If tariffs are good, why are China and the EU putting them on us?

Zoom out

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boring

See anonie, the difference between the first and second part is that the first depends only on mutts being retarded, and nothing else.

taco bell
got that taco smell

All memes aside what is causing this retarded pattern?

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Trump going to put 500 percent tariff on China

WTF man

Sorry pal, she only fucked chads

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That's the whole board atm
Petty blatant too

i told you already, it's spelling "MAGA"

The fact that you replied to me proves you have no money.

How's the weather in Dehli, pajeet?

impeach trump
deport every magatard

Mental health epidemic

I HATE crab markets, just go down or up, or anything, do SOMETHING FFS

Bear markets are defined by extreme volatility. Remember that the COVID crash had a +8% day flanked by giant dumps. There will be crabbing in between slides, and dead cat bounces spattered out here and there as people refuse to recognize reality.

BE COOL

The embargo was already happening at 50% tariffs lol. Do you think there's going to be any trade with both sides charging 100%? That's already a total embargo.

stock market is now a shit coin exchange

I shit on whoever's in power, simple as

Literally just hopium

Reuters: Trump administration officials calls on US president to impose 500% tariffs on China.

It's over bro

it's self-reinforcing
high volatility begets high volatility because it just attracts more tards seeing all the movement up and down and trying to time the market, mass-buying when it dips and mass-selling when it peaks

crabs

YOU ARE HERE

-20% down YTD?

There are no indicators for a crash. It's gonna crab for a while until there is some signal.

trannies rise up!

Ryan Petersen of Flexport said it on Bloomberg this morning before the open

that's what it looks like to price in President Trump

Honestly, people are too bearish which makes markets vulnerable to any "positive" news even if it was a fake news tweet 2 days ago or trump rugpulling retail

What is USA going to do?
Not buy Beryillium? How are they going to make more bombs to kill civilians?

The retards who fell for the trump meme are panic buying to keep the stock market afloat.
Mutt's pensions are tied to the stock market so it CANNOT stay down no matter what, even if the country is on fire.

Kek

Yeah but not by that much. The S&P500 hasn't even officially entered a bear market yet. I mean the bears themselves are saying that these current prices aren't attractive yet.

Some countries are doing nothing as tarrifs are bad. Others are playing game theory, tit for tat being the best model under non Bayesian conditions.
This stuff is real complicated and in no way black and white but overall punishing efficient producers will only lead to a more inefficient world.

why 500%? lets go for the 99999999%

Guys I'm a zoomer, why I webull not letting me short stocks, I have the $2000 minimum but it's not letting me short

Big corpo purchase enough stock to make the needle go up 0.15%, then bulls and deluded people eat it and start pumping the stock, then big corpo sells, rinse and repeat until big corpo has enough cash

Cope
Seethe
Dilate

Trump WON
trannies LOST

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Fuck, dump already!

Tesla is up almost 5%

Ok apple I can buy but how do you excuse this

Yeah but not by that much.

Please share your drugs.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN CHINA RN

Tariffs are not bad. Tariffs are a tool which when used properly can actually be good. Blanket tariffs however are fucking retarded and bad.

BAAAAAAAAAASED!!! Anon Babble SEETHING!

He is right though - most of the thread is expecting much more catastrophic fall, calling this crabbing retarded.

The market are desperately huffing copium because what is actually unfolding would mean the global trade getting destroyed

this nigger can't read

Not yet. Bleed the retailers dry.

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Did they died?

are they ok?

dead cat bounces

I’m getting pretty fucking tired of reading this!

1. SpaceX getting good deals on contracts
2. Not as heavily impacted by auto tariffs
3. Le Elon hype

Disproportionate. Big word for someone from Alabama

WTF WAS THAT

I'm not the one who's Switch 2 and any other appliance will be at least 50% more expensive.
Lmao-ing at mutts still coping.

most of the thread is expecting much more catastrophic fall

Thread is currently populated by MAGAtards. I fear that stock market as well.

TSLA is the most brain dead cult on earth

Give it time. This is what?
Week 1 of the trade war.

congress question about this making other countries buy Bitcoin

Are these fucking people brain damaged

sex

The USSR invaded Afghanistan to fight terrorism

We appear to now be at the Brezhnev era of Trump's presidency.

cause your pulling everyone in your shitstorm, your governments worked very hard for more than a century to make sure all our economies are interwined with yours and now you elected a fucking instable retard who is pissy about something he doesnt even understand
WE WANT YOU TO DO GOOD BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO GOOD WE ALSO DOES IF YOU CRASH WE CRASH TOO holy fuck stop being greedy retards you're literally the richest country in the world, the fucking "deficit" weren't even deficit because they didnt account for the shit ton of services you export to everyone around the globe, you have a digital service hegemony and now you're throwing everything in the shitter to make sure Cambodia and Madagascar aren't ripping you off (???) there's talk everywhere about developping digital solutions and creating new trades with fucking China, a country almost everyone despised before you elected a fucking mentally ill baboon

1h and longer time frames look strong for rsi and stoch rsi

Yeah but not by that much.

Where do you people even come from that you think a -20% drop "isn't that much"

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Not just bitcoin, but and I quote "bitcoin with the president's face on it".

What a fucking quote.

bro she couldn't spell disproportionate

I could’ve sold in the green 30 minutes ago but I was driving to get goyslop and missed the dump

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Because they are too pussy to embargo and that would just make China have zero incentive to negotiate

I'm not the one who's Switch 2 and any other appliance will be at least 50% more expensive.

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kek

can some options traders link me something to help me better understand IV, what makes it, how to math it, and how to avoid crush? Im trying to profit from options. my plays are correct in direction but i keep getting IV crushed.

what are the odds a more sophisticated approach with the tariffs is taken (lower figures and specific targets) in the next two weeks?

your governments worked very hard for more than a century to make sure all our economies are interwined with yours

not my fault your country bent the knee to the us. should have been more self reliant and this wouldn't have happened to you.

how can i make this about israel?

do americans really

Do the retards in the stock market just pump when they hear the words "strong, trade, Israel, good president"?

I hate this mentality. When are tarrifs good outside of negative externalities or infant industries.
Do you really trust politicians to honestly pick the right industries with literal billions at stake. Absolute shit show for corruption, lobbyists and pork barking.
I’d prefer blanket over that.

see 17% and 22% down on the S&P and Nasdaq isn't anything that crazy. If the market had actually dumped properly, you'd be getting insane deals right now, but I'm not seeing any crazy deals like Meta or Amazon in 2022. This is at best a decent dip buying opportunity, but far from what we had in 2020 or 2022.

buy longer time to expiration

We're back to what? The situation 1 year ago?
With a completely different world. One that can't be priced at all. With confidence lost.
If anything the market should be way lower.

Tesla stocks have never been based in reality and the investors who were have already sold and left

I would say 0, Trump's administration is ideologically against trade deficits

You’re not actually an American citizen and I hope euros aren’t retarded enough to believe this faggot is. This is why flags are needed on ALL boards.

Fine.
More tariffs then.

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too bad lol
weird

am currently a TZA and TECS bagholder. just DUMP ALREADY, GODDAMN

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I was about to write a reasonable reply then I reread your points and realized you are fucking retarded so we can just agree to disagree.

Part of the problem is we have no idea.

Idiots thought cuts were coming

Well duh anyone with half a brain could see this coming

just fucking sell sooner when it's green, fuck your pinko number games

should have been more self reliant

then america would bomb you and/or instigate a coup during the cold war

Reminder they killed his wife for saying this

obviously.

income inequality is a real bitch and I support large concentrations of wealth. Globalists got their great reset. Now Middle America gets to name the price.

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30 days til expiry? or longer like 2 or 3 months?

e-erm but the priced in 1231 rate cuts by may????

The only thing that's keeping me happy is knowing you'll lose much more than us. Don't get me wrong, we will suffer too, but we weren't number 1 anyways, never would be, we just don't have the means. This is what irrational greed get you, fuckers.

another bull trap closing

retards keep falling for it

just BE COOL kek

Middle America gets to name the price

Killing itself in the process?

A 15-20% correction occurs on average once a year in the S&P500.

STAGFLATION HERE WE GO

They are not American. Don’t give them the pleasure of feeling that they successfully carried out their ruse.

That’s literally the million dollar question? Bessent or Navarro win out controlling old man Trump.

Remider that they are on their way to your apartment right now

we want our allies to buy our defense hardware

that ship has sailed, retardo

I was gonna reply but I didn't but I did anyway to tell you I didn't

Cool fucking story you complete faggot

bots arent real

meanwhile

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Obviously Trump should raise more tariffs to make up for it

Maybe they can sell at a cheap discount

Fucking leafs even being cringe when they’re being basado

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Buy American defense hardware that America just demonstrated it will remotely disable if they disagree with your government lmao

I’d prefer blanket over that.

Anyone who states this is a fucking moron. Legit. That is a crayon eating statement and that is sugar coating it.

The more doomposting is happening out in the wild, the more the market dips. The more hopeposting is happening, the more the market pumps. That's it, we're entirely in a vibe market. The more you doompost the lower it goes. The meme market.

In times like these, I like to remember the old maxim:

the markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent

I'm not touching this shit with a ten-mile pole. Best of luck to those of you who are, but I'm out.

is this the local bottom?

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Kek, what pathetic response. You are clearly uneducated poverty trash who’s never taken an accounting/finance/econ course in there life. Why are you here, to double 2k, LOL!

it will dump after the meeting

They’re already in my walls

17% and 22% down on the S&P and Nasdaq isn't anything that crazy

I kinda agree, we've erased only 1 years worth of gains. the past year was just so good up to this point. a properly severe bear market will delete multiple years, even a decade of gains

bots arent real

trading bots have been used by institutions for 20+ years and have been the biggest traders for at least 10.
who is saying bots aren't real?

That's why I stopped playing with options and went with inverse etfs, albeit leveraged.

The balance sheets can be quite bloody. who's? well terms and conditions apply.

If you aren't out by now anon please sell

Okay Peter.

retail baggies

how would cuts even 'solve' 100 percent tariffs anyway

EU was the biggest buyer and their 800 billion euro rearmament plan excludes buying from the US in favor of buying from EU. but yeah, US can likely dump product for cheap... but that'll still be a loss.

and they said openly they sell degraded versions (which, duh, but you don't tell that loudly)

I agree with you, but don't do this "I have so many great arguments but I'm not posting them" shit. It's gay. Just call him a faggot if you have to reply at all.

seems that is the main problem indeed

i trade options expiring 3-5 days out only during daily trading hours. i dont like holding options overnight

They dont
We havent even felt the inflation yet

Yup, that 1 year pump was on the expectations that trump would be pro business. We haven't priced in an anti-business prez yet.

rate cut = line go up

the trade deficit that president Biden left us with

?

How Can The Market Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

i should buy a bag of coffee today
maybe a big one

I think he’s a bot, you agree with a bot

I don't even have to make good great arguments. He is saying 2+2=5 and it shows that he lacks IQ and any reasonable argument will still sail over his head. There is no point in entertaining legit retards.

I’m a dumb stupid nigger

Trump calls the bottom on Xwitter

in the middle of an escalating trade war

with earlier precedent by the abortion Eric Trump calling the ETH dip before it halved in price

people mindlessly ape in

Election by appealing to populism was a mistake.

t. Peter

f47

Tbf that was their brand new 6th gen wunderwaffle and the f22 faced similar issues when up for export only way congress will agree if it's a trasher version

doesn't work that way tripsman.
Line go down first.

Get out of here Jayden Smith!

Rate cuts wont do shit if there is weak bond demand. Stock dumping and yields going up is normally something impossible to see, yet here we are.

Blame the democrats for not immediately jailing him forever.

Plato has been completely vindicated in his critique of democracy btw

It will be Crab Tyranny until something actually breaks, up or down. There is too much room for uncertainty and hope right now.

new bread

bonds are routing

rates not being cut

Trumpsisters.... our response?

They didn't have one under Trump don't read that the largest US China trade gap was under Trump and Biden had the smallest

You need to type > to greentext you dumb fag. You are just calling yourself Peter, kek.

yeah, i completely get it -- it's just what any country with large enough MIC would do. i meant this entirely in the sense of "this is the kind of thing you don't say where dumb voters from the countries you sell to might hear". just because it's obvious in the industry doesn't mean it won't sound bad to those not familiar with it. and while dumb, these people vote and pressure their govt too.

The worst thing they could've possibly done to that kid was name him Jaden

captain canuck

more like captain cuck

This bond stuff is the real black swan. Odds are nothing happens but it has potential.

Lmao how many times can they run the same scam of pumping on open to trap migger bulls

ill have to test that strategy, thanks

gooks and yuros down hard

America and China still up

in a trade war between America and China

topkek great power chads win again

Get out Anon Babblearoid tourist retard. Just fucking leave.

placed a nvdia put right before amerilard lunch time

almost printing

I can't believe this setup will work two days in a row

Like who actually believes nvdia can pump organically in this environment

How do you guys trade? I usually bought long term calls but that gets me raped by theta. Do you mainly trade etfs and spy options?

So today's just going to be a repeat of yesterday but worse? A tidy surge for a while, crabbing, and then a drop?

GAWR GURA IS GRADUATING, SELL SELL SELL SELL

Because this is capital flight from USD denominated assets. Full stop. Equities, oil, gold, BTC, bonds - all in sell off. This is a fundamental changing of American standing in the global economy.

This isn't a flight to safety situation where people are going into bonds or gold and yields go down. People are pulling into cash and waiting to see what happens because no one knows what's going to happen from one hour to the next.

source?

IT'S OVER
PANIC
SELL SELL SELL

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a post on sensenzawa? this could be actually it

it's over....