/smg/ - Stock Market General

Another day another market pump edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns

i told you all we were ending 5% green today

AAAAAAAAAA

the dumpening begins

why do giantesses hate trains so much

Bears BTFO

Can't wait till Trumps next tweet about how he wants to hang every stock trader so we'll pump 5% more

Why are we green

uh it reversing

dont tell me you fell for the dead cat bounce again anon...

I am never going to make any money, I know the second I sell my inverse the market will tank but if I hold it'll stay up somehow.

Are we really gonna forget about yesterday

PDT restriction

I was just about to buy a put at the top

they actually bought DJT

Buy baby buy!

full blown retaliation and trade war begins

markets moon

What is this Talmudic nonsense

This is a great time to buy I’m told. CPL

Zhe bought ze toppe?

Dump eet

YOU DOUBTED THE PLAN Anon Babble, NOW SUFFER THE GREEN

Just stay on the sidelines and wait for the blood, the only way to get fucked is if you short and get liquidated by an orange retard's tweet

HAHAHAHH JUST BE COOL

it wants to dump but they keep defibrillating it

real bear market hours

pls Trump chuds, pls just stop

I wish the US deep state was real so much right now

Post more giantess fetish content. Fuck this gay market anyway.

101% tariffs on the main trading partner and massive domestic agriculture, big box retail, and small business crisis inbound, oil industry in shambles too. "Great time to buy".

What do you call this retardation

Finally. The market doing what its supposed to do and go down. Thank god for logical people like me.

Shoving a dead cat into a clothes dryer and turning that shit on max

Or just go all-in on VIX. UVXY, even. If there's one thing you can count on right now it's the market being volatile and retarded.

bulls' unwarranted optimism is so nice to see.

What's pumping? What to buy? What sell

mfw trump just pump and dumped all his braindead fallowers

Kiss Anon Babbles ring

Wait, be in cash, or buy broad market ETFs.the biggest losers in situations like this are options traders and single stock traders

great timing

What the fuck is going on? Why is it green today?

they got doged

Please post the best memes so I can save them thank you.

buying

you guys are retards lmao

trump said to buy

no, giantfag is fucking cancer
post toehoes instead

Elon is going all out pumping his stock. He can't let it end like this.

While idiots on x are saying 'why can't we do interstate tariffs too', yeah, and I'm fucking hoping nobody in the admin ever fucking sees one of those tweets.

Rally already faltering, down 3% here we come

market has been even more retarded at open than usual but usually by 2pm it's doing ok

BE COOL

they're running out of money to buy trump coin with

China sells to us more we sell to them. Tariff war between the two was priced in an expected.

GREAT TIME TO BUY!

britfag

tethered to the dying rabid dog empire

Every day this week you idiots get baited, market is fucked just

This pump is absolutely fake. There is no reason that WMT and TGT should both be green. Not to mention that meme stocks like DJT are pumping. SPY tumbling back down as I type this post.

What the fuck is going on? Why is it green today?

Minecraft movie/Chicken Jockey, hypoxic retail investors, dagger catching market making bots, schizophrenic quant algos fucking puttees.

This

what are you even going to do with a girl that big? it's a dumb fetish

I have some.

Everyone is buying AMC stocks and Gamestop Stocks after the Minecraft movie brought back the Minecraft franchise and sold a billion tickets.

What you're seeing now is a classic chicken jockey curve. Prepare to prosper.

Wow they practiced their pump and dump and exit liquidity skills on crypto first now they're doing it to equities lol

If you aren't shorting here you hate money

Double top formed. We gongo down.

YIELDS SPIKING

CURRENCY WILL DIE

HYPERINFLATION

don't buy, don't be cool, it's a fucking retard trap

I was literally going to buy a put at 503 but fucking PDT restrictions kicked in
literally free money, it's following the same fake pump pattern as yesterdays shitcoin market

I shouldn’t say you, but THESE idiots

anon not that type of toe hoe

BE COOL

He's gonna increase tariffs if the market keeps pumping on tariffs

It makes zero sense. It's like they're just ignoring reality

That train she’s eating is nowhere close to the proper scale

I'm so glad I pulled out last month.

We should be -4%, but okay. Same clown shit as yesterday. Are people that fucking retarded? Memory spawn of a goldfish?

NOOOOO THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE GREEN

Face it. Everyone expects and cheers on escalation in US/China trade as it means both governments are sending money. The entire drop we have had is because of the tariffs on everyone else, which look to be in the negotiation faze

KEKW

I think she crushes you or something

Y’all about to get trapped lmao

We'll close -2 to -4%. Just give it time to let them get it out of their system.

No problem, they will pump right before closing

sending money

Sorry what are you fucking talking about

Its basically all hopium that Trump stops being retarded (he wont)

winning status?

yeah especially after he already did it to them with his shitcoin, shit like this show how irrational the average person is

trump said it

*spending money
sorry fat fingers

market down late day two days in a row

Because we've gotten used to this, it will go down early tomorrow, buy puts for the morning this time

Hey wait you’re right

Well? Where's that wednesday dump you predicted and went on and on about?

trump turned America's economy into a shitcoin, complete with the "BUY NOW" influencer thing, except he does it himself

Huh.

Full cash, feeling good

the house meeting is ongoing
literally the same pump

I blame Hegel for this.

Sold yesterdays shorts when I woke up Yurop time and I'm really glad I did. Another day if this volatility would have shaved another year of my life. Now I can just laugh at the clown show.

whiners and faggots upset the market is healing on news

you all are just whiners and faggots who will complain no matter the state of the market. Go read a book and learn something

Trump tariffs China

China tariffs Trump

does FDI in Global South and Russia to replace (largely simple) American imports

FDI conditional on buying Chinese

China restores balance of trade at favorable prices and similar quality and does not lose value

Trump doesn't do FDI anywhere else to replace what it lost from China because that's not kosher

Trump builds inefficient and horribly expensive factories domestically to build machine parts with crap quality

Trump loses value

Trump lost.

This thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I just got my asshole eaten by a fat chicken I met on tinder.

Bobo meant tomorrow
Tomorrow he'll say tomorrow

what fucking news schizo

TARIFFS UP BY 20 GORILLION

WALL STREET NUKED

*market pumps*

PUT THE SOXL IN THE BAG

there's been nothing but bad news so--
there are no more sellers left to sell.
that's the only thing i can come up with.

Government spending money that used to be privately spent is not good for market valuations

t Europoor

dump it

WHAT FUCKING NEWS?

Got a link to video?

what if we made america into 90s russia it was so based and trad, kids selling their bodies for a piece of bread instead of it being only a billionaire's privilege

Pulled out all of my stuff and going to suicide in £20 to see if I can make chump change :)))))

dead cat bounce in the opening rn?
i think of loading on some TSLA puts soon

Yeah at this point it's really all I'm doing. If I have to reinvest it'll be in ETFs that DON'T behave like some Malaysian memecoin.

+0.5% at best

Healing

the market is healing

Fuck you on

nobody noticing crude oil slowly falling into the abyss

reuters.com/world/trump-tariffs-live-markets-selloff-us-reciprocal-tariffs-kick-2025-04-09/
seeing it here

This market is gay and shits all retarded

holy fuck man it wants to die so bad but they just wont fucking let it

Based

Anon Babble permabears getting HEEMED STINKY ITT and lashing out like women

No crying in the casino! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK im officially panican

Yuro detected
Kys

That litterally won't happen because elites have nowhere else to go. China wants THEIR elites, not to integrate, and Europe is spent

The world economy dying is important for the future of humanity, because we need a bunch of people to die off in order to keep things sustainable. The georgia guidestones were pretty based actually

Don't see any video there, or any mention of the House.

give it 30 minutes

every time it drops for more than 2 candles at a time, someone pumps it

Kek what the fuck even is going on anymore

you'd look a lot more smug if SPX wasn't under 5000 right now

US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: Trump has maximum negotiating leverage right here, right now. I think it would be a mistake to think otherwise. Many of our trading partners have not escalated, and they will get priority in the queue. I think it was a big mistake, this Chinese escalation.

Many of our trading partners have not escalated

dont worry guys, we still got zimbabwe, rwanda, moldova and el salvador!!

it's pinned on the top

BULL TRAP 2 DAYS IN A ROW THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY

NEVER 4GET

youre european ivan actually youre asian now go get conscripted

I’m chillin. Only down 5% rn

Dow is red. It's Joever.

Pump and dumping half the country

manipulation, buddy

youtu.be/Iy5BJTOKjSk
Actual link for Greer in the House

We should look into training pigeons…

Canada and Europe don't matter, Japan and Mexico do

dow is green. now its red. wait its green again. hold on its neutral. ok green. wait its red again. now its

Which stock is not a shitcoin atm?

OPEC announced production increases, no shit oil is dumping. Keep crying about it t-slur. Cheap energy is going to moon the markets.

You got greedy, Bobo

SNIB SNAB HERE COMES THE CRAB

Rheinmetall, good time to buy in since it's a 5 day low.

x.com/noahpasaran/status/1909292898388263182

THE DOW IS GREEN! WE'RE SO BACK BABY!

Canada and Europe don't matter

NOOO GAS WILL BE CHEAP!!

Wall Street lost, market street won

I'm putting it all on nintendo Y stocks. Switch 2 WILL be a success, it doesn't matter if it costs a thousand dollars.

We're still in crab mode?

sorry sir we dumped all we have on monday

All his examples of unfair tariffs are agriculture

Has US literally turned into a plantation?

Bigtime

Be cool

T-bill chillers this is our signal.

If they really thought it was a mistake they wouldn't be bitching about it. In reality, they are quite sour.

Its also going to fuck US oil production.

10 MINUTES UNTIL DUMP
ARE YOU READY

Canadian or European thinking they matter

Again, Mexico matters because they want to be China taco edition, and Japan matters because I want to have sex with their women and so does most red blooded Americans

To think, just one tweet that's slightly positive about the tariffs will send this market to the moon

It's because agriculture is the last industry we still have. Not even kidding.

We're seeing levels of idiocy I didn't think were possible.

Today it will end red

Screencap this

Everything returns to snib

its priced in

immediately calls me Ivan

Back to Anon Babble you obsessed nigger

Accept his superiority

No one buys american cars and what else is there apart from agriculture

The head mod for this site is genuinely one handshake away from bibi netandyahoo

crying

You misspelled buying.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WON'T STOP GOING UP I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE WINNING

Man I love these cool Spring mornings, don't you?

It will end exactly at zero

Our local produce and meat is one of the last things we even make as a country

I refuse to accept that American government is this stupid, there must be a deeper reason and I can't fucking see what it is

wat

It was the first industry we had. We are going back to fundamentals of Agriculture, Precious Metals, and local entertainment. This is a 19th century renaissance.

you dont even have money to spend, go spend your inflated rubles to buy bread lil bro. This is an american website

These senators are fucking morons who just want to hear themselves talk

Trump is a Russian asset and he's destabilizing NATO on purpose.

The real question is why everyone seems to be just letting him do that.

Grim. This shit + debt is reminding me of Spain and the rest of South Europe.

Everything becoming 20-104% more expensive is apparently bullish.

You learn new things every day!

Ukraine lost

Shut the fuck up you don't even know what you're talking about saying stupid shit like that you dumb nigger

A neurotic manchild with a massive ego is at the helm, what other reason do you possibly need?

Trump is Russia

I didn't realize I time travelled back to 2016

or maybe the propaganda is bullshit

Kek they're trying to hit the brakes desperately every time they see red.

Wtf

the market pumps because how else am i gonna be able to afford shit now if my stocks arent in the green

There are strategic reasons for the tariffs, but no one wants to talk about them when it's easier to just say "retard" over and over.

I spent my whole life under the illusion that adults were in charge. Feels like I've finally woken up and feeling very very bearish.

Yes, the propaganda about the existence of tariffs that our government has said they put in place. Yes.

5 more hours...

US has much stronger service economy

SEETHE AND DILATE
this

THE DOW IS RED AGAIN EVERYONE PANIC

Wait no it's back green again before the post even posted.EVERYONE CELEBRATE

REEEEE CHINA MAKES EVERYTHING

get your head out of 2005 anon, they moved alot of shit over already. At most things other than cars will be 5-10% more expensive after gas crash

I swear to god if today the S&P500 ends in the green because of a BLUMPF post I am going to lose my shit.

the “strategic” reason is to get rid of any trade deficits
that is a retarded reason

Because it’s a country by the people for the people, but the people are retarded

"We are witnessing a simultaneous collapse in the price of all US assets including equities, the dollar versus alternative reserve FX and the bond market. We are entering unchartered territory in the global financial system" - Deutsche Bank

Wall Street lost, market street won

third world moment

spiking to 5015 from 4990 is totally organic market movement chud

But enough about your dreams

i tried meming some shit about trump glad to see anons are picking it up

This is some bipolar shit

the opposite of what is expected happens

surely you all can make money off of this

tarrifs are priced in we only go up from here

Is line has to up from retards thinking we're at the bottom the only thing keeping the market afloat?

It's not because of Trump, it's a normal bear market shit. It's not going to fall 5% every day.

Trump is only doing this so world leaders kiss his ass over the phone. Actually making deals is not what he wants to do
He just wants suffering

In a republic, the government is run by representatives that are elected by the people

The people are retarded

The representatives they pick are then retarded

The government is then run by retards

house meeting is pumping like senate meeting pumped

dead cat keep bouncing

volatility keeps going down

What does this indicate? Running out of suckers?

I'm financially bored. I was hoping for another generational buying opportunity like big tech was in 2022. Was this seriously it? All the panic in the media, the VIX at 50+, greed and fear index at extreme fear levels not seen since covid and all we got was a 15% correction in the S&P and a 20 something % correction in the Nasdaq?

yeah imagine basing your formula on literally x-m/(e)(made up passthru factor)m
when the US is the global currency and gets insane FDI
people are so goddamn stupid

I genuinely wonder what people who are buying AAPL right now are thinking

Nigga no one cares that you like dudes and women keep that shit to yourself fag

Would be funny since you know he'll take credit for it.

This is painful to listen to. Scamster talking in circles and non answers being questioned by barely present geriatric

Trump won
Deal with it

Markets rallying when the trade war escalates will only reinforce Trumps beliefs lol

NVDA is up 15% since Monday morning.
If you bought at market open Monday morning then you'd be up 15%

I guess rally everyone against china is the new 5d masterplan

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BI/POL/AR?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYTHING IS FINE

There are strategic reasons for the tariffs

You don't implement this shit in one day, you need to invest in domestic manufacturing for decade or so, primely into manufacturing factory equipment. But THIS? This is retarded.

I think botting should be made illegal.

Two weeks ago I sat there thinking why are people still buying mutt govt bonds? What the fuck is '''''''''safe''''''''' about that.
Now everybody thinks that.

buy the dip bro

greatest generational wealth transfer

get in get in get in

but we're not at the floor yet

we lost all your money

News broke, it's normal. Everyone has take their positions for the most part, now they are waiting for the first results from the tariffs. Unemployment report might also make a big move.

Butlerian jihad imminent

But they're most of the good posters

pumps getting limper

Running out of steam

Ah yes the classic Stock Yoyo maneuver. Basically the stocks go up and down like a Toyota. Quite a common pattern. And indicates that we should all invest in agriculture.

can the free market just die already? I'm tired of waiting

Trump's entire existence is based on lining his pockets with as little effort as possible, including selling out friends and family as needed. If you think he wouldn't burn down an entire country because some despot in Asia promised him a golden parachute if he did so, you're wrong.

The market is being floated almost exclusively by retards with money

it going red

This is the people killing your puts

who pumped tesla

placed order my first ever puts lads, let's see if it fills

Don’t forget bonds posing a real risk.

It's hard giving up a 4% return for safe 2% German bonds

We're red again everyone panic!

This is the kind of retard who's buying right now.
youtube.com/watch?v=LCK14ihHA44

We are up 15%

But he's just retarded though and then the democrats in their infinite wisdom decided to fuck with him which causes him to snap

People keep saying news broke, what news that suggests we're headed to anything but disaster?

DB

Ironic as these retarded cunts are the only people who would lend Mongo anything after he fucked every other bank. So it's partly their fault.

too many people are shorting, it has to go up

Ess and Pee is still up today. Who is the idiot now

Okay so maybe actually a good time for a short

Trump's entire existence is based on lining his pockets with as little effort as possible

Why would he care about making more money when he soon will be dead? I'd say people in this age would care more about legacy to leave behind.

Actual NPC

democrats lost to this baboon

TWICE

almost lost a third

but how do we get charged a tariff surcharge for purchasing a foreign made item?

what the fuck does he think tariffs are?

It went red and green again but the gag got old

he's just larping, too

/smg/ shorting the bottom

never change!

every time it gets close to red an inorganic pump happens

you didn't buy into some jewish pilpul you must be an ORANGE RETARD

Lmao

We're really going with Panican? We're keeping that?

They ran two of the most unlikable women in politics

Based

Tweets are not news you ape brained retard.

It's still all based on feels, wait for the next weeks and for the tariffs to grind down trade

About that

Bases crabs. But how can you win from being a crab? Or do you just crab and take it easy? You don't win but you don't lose? Crab

Yeah, like the other boomers who care about their legacy, which is why they're all taking reverse mortgages and blowing through their kids' inheritances.

The delusional devotion of the MAGAtards is the only thing keeping the prices up. Jesus Christ these retards all need to lose their fucking votes

clearly buying time imo, hoping people give in and negotiate in the meantime

Nothing. But people have absorbed and adjusted to the initial shock. The market moves (day to day) on people's fears and reactions, not to rational foresight

oh thats why it wont drop

The Republican party will be replaced with the ludicrously wealthy panican party in 4 years

they’re NPCs, trump said it so it’s the new word

I hate Slavs so much it’s unreal

i guess you do scalps and channel trade

I've been making shit up all thread you stupid retard it's not good for anything I hope you get bone cancer.

What's more believable, that Trump just happened to accidentally further the agenda of our enemies and that their entire intelligence budget for the last 30 years was completely one-upped by a mutant cheeto, or that they finally got a man on the inside?

AS IT WAS FORETOLD

that cajun swamp nigger made me lose 10k on tatoochef

I was wet behind the ears just entering the market for my first time

CRAMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

May I ask, are you mad because you're u have puts?

Motherfucker

the deliction devotion of these mentally ill faggots is the only thing holding the market back. Jesus Christ, these retards all need to lose their fucking lives

this dude is still around

holy fucking kek I remember watching him get clowned on by meetkevin of all people 4 years ago

Gets told factory jobs just suck to work at and didn't get enough pay vs office and service jobs

doesn't believe it

He's retarded stop pretending he isn't

Established canon now.

Another victory over the panicans.

No shit you autistic retard, I’m not going long on agriculture

another bull trap

it's getting tiresome ngl

article literally does not cite a source

is the only article claiming it

Jesus this shit should be illegal. Oh wait, it is.

Not super sweating it cause my puts expire next week but watching this market is getting exhausting lol

Top one because he's a retarded boomer

yes the jewish guy was telling the truth, and there were not other considerations, and trump was not just brushing off his jewish advice

SPXS shorts expire in May

DOW IS AT 200 POINTS EXTRA! SLURPING WINS AGAIN! STOP THE COUNT!

Calling it now this shit is crashing 30% tomorrow or friday and trillions will be liquidated

Almost like it is

fake news

I'm loading up on Gold ETFs while I wait for reality to sink in, let the miggers play with their meme stocks.

Fuck tesla manipulators bet its elons nerfd ass. We already saw he has no life during the poe2 incident

yes or no

never says yes or no

I'm up to half a mil in inverse etfs. This market will make or break me.

how come the company that was manipulated is going back up to its organic price?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEETHE AND DILATE ASSHOLE

If you're wrong you have to tuck your weiner between your legs like a girl and send us all a pic

TSLA +5% fucking WHY??!?!

Hot

What the fuck is a Panican

Amazon costs doubled

Bonds rising fast presenting a clear and real danger

All allies alienated and buying local

Looks so, just a big nothing burger.

down 45% on my puts

STOP THE COUNT

Why are people like you so afreaid of buying when the markets are down and you get actually good prices on stocks?

Black M̶o̶n̶d̶a̶y̶ T̶u̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶ W̶e̶d̶n̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶ Thursday

Lmao. Cope.

400% tariffs on china

I just realized Elon is the biggest baggie in the world

organic price

do you even know what P/E is?

It's short for Panama American. Basically people who are Americans but use Panama to avoid paying taxes on their stock. They want the DOW to crash so they can transfer it back to Panamanian dollars and make bank.

The classic Panican gambit.

Because, like always, your perspective of the world doesn't match the reality of the situation

Prices right now are anything but good.

b-but muh P/E is nice now

yeah if you only look at the P while discarding the E

Has the S&P ever been this fucking volatile?

fuck it, go over 1k
WE MUST HAVE BIGGER NUMBERS!!

400% tarifs

just stop trading entirely at that point

Jesus Christ what the fuck lol

I will never forgive Russians and Chinese for what they unleashed.

just embargo then

same reason apple is up 3% on news that importing will now cost them double

*US WEIGHS FARMER BAILOUT AS CHINA RETALIATION THREATENS EXPORTS

BAILOUTS ALREADY

Because it's just a roundabout way to invest in SpaceX which is gonna get a lot more contracts thanks to Trump's hate boner towards China.

You sound retarded, deserved

/smg/ wants to NOW talk fundamentals

topkek

I just had to cancel an anime figure
My hobbys are dying :(

any tariffs above 50% is pointlesss

this kelly guy is kind of a retard i think.

SP going down

Watch as it pumps 15 points in 3 minutes lol

I am buying stocks, but not American ones. Mostly STOXX600 and iShares China ETFs.
The US is run by a clown and even if it weren't, its stocks are still overvalued, even after this 20% correction.

Covid was more insane, it also had spikes up while the global economy was collapsing

that man isn't even american. makes this whole image even funnier

What the fuck is this retard talking about, the US was 3 years late to join both world wars.

this convinced me to sell off my NVDQ

Bigtime

PURCHASE AMERICAN MADE ANIME FIGURES

Oh no not your plastic Chinese funko pop. Grow up retard.

Panicans report in.
What's our predictions for today?

i didnt get my puts in time...

Collecting things is fun :(

Crab before baby bear

Because europe is gonna buy teslas or something.

This is genuinely deranged propaganda, I’ve never heard a politician from any other country talk to himself like this

collect silver and gold

I should have went all in on LABD, holy shit

Line sometimes go up, sometimes go down

-2 and everyone and Maj7 being generally positive thanks to MAGA being told to buy in by Donald Trump

Haha the instant it hits under 5k they pump it. This is the fakest shit I've ever seen.

Start collecting stamps like boomers

I'm nervous about my degen puts because it takes one slightly positive tweet for this market to completely poomp

end in red, tomorrow open in green then end in red
market manipulation in full force
crabe market it is
watch from the sidelines

With what tax revenue

what? nothing changed

2008 was totally fucking nuts. I gave up scalping the YM (dow) because the smallest stop worth putting into the market was 30 points.

nobody cares about stocks

nobody tell this guy about 401ks

Jewish hands typed this

the crab is too obvious it will stay red this time

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! LETS GOOOOOOO

SOMEONE WITH SKIN IN THE GAME

you don’t need stuff

The stocks are pumping, China needs more tariffs.

this is actually remarkable, you can clearly make out whenever the seeker in his head has to scan the next sector.

Enjoying anime is more mature than watching sportsball, drinking or whatever stupid thing you do in your spare time, normalfag.

They are torturing the cat even more than yesterday, it's ridiculous. Just fucking let it die. Jesus, exact same configuration.

Don’t care
Trump won

I want to molest this cutie

top is in

Why on earth would you buy China and EU stocks when they are the ones who will lose the most from this whole tariff situations?

Good enough to screenshot..

OY VEY!

stop poisoning the well

I’m down half a mil from bullish ETFs, can I have my money back please?

crab for the next 4 hours then its gonna shit itself

The market thinks Trump is going to start handing out tariff exemptions

LMAO

Wrong, they will revive the cat, just you wait.

holy shit the muni bonds lmao

That's what I keep seeing too, morning pump followed by big dump.

I JUST BOUGHT BULLISH ETFs

they are the ones who will lose the most from this whole tariff situations

Because they're not.

It was, until you you defended it out loud

why is this guy so delusional

Huh?

WE HAVE BEEN SO GENEROUS WEVE SAVED THE WORLD NINE TIMES AND OUR ONLY REWARD IS BEING THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

As long as this guy keeps talking the markets will ignore all fundamentals, I actually think burger willpower is nearly indestructible

anime

mature

the state of you fags

Been a wild ride so far this week

you raise a fair point, thanks for reminding me to stay sane

It's biden's fault.

american exceptionalism

Why not 6 million%?

Less fun to jerk off on stamps

Companies that rely on selling their products to the US as one of their biggest markets will not lose revenue from massive tarrifs on sales to the US?

That is some impressive strategy! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BIDEN RECESSION UP!

this ride is not for the faint of hearth
bullish on pacemakers

know for being a very stable asset

Lel

China and EU will lose the most

VW group already annocued they are halting new orders in the US

You just blew up your own supply lines

This Africa you literally just sent yourself back to the 3rd world

Tourist faggot

My contacts in the white house say Trump is going to an an unscheduled cabinet meeting. Don't know what it's about.

I'd cash out those gains if I were you.

No lol, all that cost is gonna be paid by the consooomer

I'm pretty sure all direct trade ends before it even hits 30%.

same graph gang

Until the earnings reports and layoffs show up.

it's another vibecession

It will take longer than this for anything to show

I’ve only got 1k left in puts so even if I get completely and utterly wiped out I’ll have made a little walking around money.

This is the S&P500 right now

FUCK YEAH! THIS IS WHAT /SMG/ IS ABOUT! POSTING OUR GAINS

Trump told his base to buy

Desperate traders assume the company is important enough to get a exemption

I was away guys, what did I miss?
Oh, it's you, Mr Snibs....

layoffs

bullish
tourist faggot

How can people listen to anyone in this administration and come away with the impression that now is a good time to buy

Mine says it's about importing more pajeets

91% of MAGA agrees with him.

Bomb left by a table leg?

Mi hermano
If I had held my puts from Wednesday into last Friday I woulda made 20k so I’m still kicking myself over that lol

I know, I'm not in a rush.

What exactly do you think is going to happen to VW revenue when they are cutting half their orders to the US? Do you think up until now they've been selling their cars to the US out of the goodness of their heart?

i figured out a way we can all make our money back

Iran related

Why the fuck is it going green? I thought investors are smarter than this orange retard.

Not a cult btw

I told both of you these things in confidence. Know I have to upend the plans

I chose to believe you

Based full house digits, I hope our factories are touching after buying the bottom [gay]

the consumer won't pay those prices and revenue for those companies will go down as they will lose US customers.

It's bullish on a tight labor market retard, not if the scale of it signals full blown recession.

Iran and probably due to the fact 100s of companies are demanding tariff exemptions

trump fanboys volounteering as baggies

how cute and adorable

the market yearns for blood
the morons needs to be sacrificed by holding baggies so the rich can exit before the dump
thus is the law

Americans will stop consuming

this is the worst take from /smg/ so far. Holy shit

Ah, see? There we go.

surely X company or Y sector will get an exemption

surely he will start making deals with countries

DO SOMETHING DAMMIT

shhh
shhhhh
stop struggling
stop struggling
shhhh
we're going back down

BLACK WEDNESDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s just because a tariffs bad guy is talking, when it’s a tariffs good guy it’ll green

sex with red candles

THE PANICANS REGAINED CONTROL
TRUMP SAMA TWEET AGAIN

This image never ceases to make me cackle

80% of Aemrica is Trumps base

you all know you are the minority and utterly useless to the rest of us?

Social media has brainwashed us. We all now see what we want to see. Reality literally doesn’t matter.

DUMP IT ALL

it's getting tiresome

Welcome to the bear market. Get ready for another year or two of this.

DUMP YOU SHITS

Here we go it’s dumping boys, get those puts ready

oh wow, a -0.7% sale on stocks
this is an amazing time to buy

I may be dirt poor and foraging for leaves out of my MAGA hat, but at least there ain’t no blacks in the White House!

Really?
I think it gets funnier every time

New bread for diving time!

dump it.

I didn't say that, you don't listen to anything I'm saying and you just see what you want to see. Enjoy your China and EU stocks I guess, I hope it will work out for you.

Really doing the same thing as yesterday huh, so glad I've almost met my goal for this shit market

you didn't fall for this obvious shitcoin pump&dump scheme Anon Babble, did you?

It’s not a popularity contest, there is a real place that the line should be and it will get there with or without activism

damn, 5 minutes off

-0.69%

nice

Trump won
Democrats lost

stock keeps bumping as soon as any decline happens

this is just proving the whole thing is fake right? like its so obvious theres market manipulation

Finally

It do go down

I guess people just waiting for them to drop the tariffs.

now it crash

is it pronounced "panny-cans" or "pan-e-shans"?

All I see are democrats flip flopping on ideals and values.

what is this pattern called?

nah, this is free as fuck money on puts.
bought 7 DJT $17 puts an hour ago

80%

More like 176589286%
You retards are just so fucking dumb kek. Enjoy getting fleeced and don't forget to keep cheering for the guy fleecing you.

The "lol" "lmao even"

Gys being goys

Shitcoin casino.

Whole market turned into shitcoin

make a literal shitcoin out of american stock market

if we don't pretend everything is fine we're literally all going to die

I believe it was popular in the society union.

The Trump and Dump

it's an "M"
for "MAGA"

Wat?

we are dumping my basterds

Market went up, bought cheaper shorts

Now I'll have the hottest pants in town

Probably fund managers who see Trump's wishy washy approach to Canada and Mexico and think that they have easy gains if they buy in now and Trump drops all the tariffs in a week.

We will pump right before closing, no problems

dow jones now trade like a shitcoin

we're in hell

Have sex

Panic Ann

WAGIE WAGIE

flooding my country with indians to own the libs

Two in the pink one in the stink

Do you seriously believe this?

new bread

It was like that yesterday

We did yesterday. The cope doesn't seem to have run out yet.

DeMark 9/5 sequencer pinning every turn on NQ 15 minute candles again

scary but I think I'm going to be rich

I don’t like my nose that close to the anus

It's the Do not cry in the casino pattern

Two Americans are standing in line waiting to pay tariffs on important products they ordered. One of the Americans finally snaps.
“I’ve had it up to HERE! The volatility in the stock market, the rising cost of living, and now I wait for the ‘privilege’ of paying these exorbitant taxes! I’m going to go kill that Orange FAGGOT!”
The American storms off, while the other nervously waits in line.
An hour passes, and the other American comes back to the line.
“What happened?”
He dejectedly shrugged.
“The line to kill Trump was longer.”

/ptg/bros... our response?..

He bought?

Tbdesu, I'd buy alibaba at 50. Do you guys think it'll go that low?

It's a Bart (Simpson). Do you even /crypto/?

driving

a boat

the state of Anon Babble