/smg/ - Stock Market General

4 months max until amerimutts lynch miggers and bring down the tariffs

literally what the fuck does this mean

Why is the euro market going down too, we're not even doing anything, fucking gay ass globalism

futures slurping

This is so fucking manipulated it's not even funny anymore

I really don't think this is the bottom unfortunately

Panican CHADS, how are we feeling today?

This board is just /leftypol/ now, I'm off back to /ptg/

its not real

Will it be violent? I'm passport broing in Taipei rn

boobtuber stocks

how will vtubers survive when their paypigs don't have any money?

THIS DEMON DOOMED US ALL

Ready for another 12 hr shift at the iPhone factory

Here's how to pump the markets
You whip out your dick, pick your favorite asian model, and masturbate furiously
The more you pump it the harder the market will rise. Once you cum the rally will end, so you have to hold it for as long as you can.

I agree, there was two on the table for 2025, but he wants them near 0.00 and for that to happen there needs to be an emergency.

Phones? How about the kids play with coal.

Gidgetwidgetwadgetbros BTFO

Nice little premarket surge to lure retailies in

Very lol

Why is the euro market going down too, we're not even doing anything, fucking gay ass globalism

Turns out you're trapped in here with US

T MINUS 30 MINUTES

this is the 124D chessmaster

What if the butterfly effect wasn't just a story?
*ear shattering fart noise*

She really didn’t do anything wrong desu compared to average entertainment business bullshit

XI JINPING IF YOU CAN HEAR US
SAVE US XI JINPING

a classic

the kids love minecraft!

Her pussy was the modern Pandora box

He's truly insane, I love it

haneame is my favorite

It's unironically Chinese paid shills/bots and euros crying they can't take advantage of America anymore.

Slightly based actually. Most tech """jobs""" are just fagging about on a monitor.

CLEAR THE RAMP! 30 MINUTES!

Serving Trump will give your life far more meaning than any trivial amount of immaterial currency earned from a phantom exchange.

Tie your chains to him and know true freedom.

BASED

What is this Jewish nonsense

Did she at least look better at the time?
Jesus
Greeks had a way better fall for women

How butthurt will /smg/ be when we finish +3%?

受苦,鬼佬

I DONT WANN DIE, SARGE

DEAR SAARS

See you in the coal mines, brother.

We won't tho

/leftypol/

?
bro, Xi Jinpings China is Chiang Kai Sheks China

I'm speechless by the blatant market manipulation I'm seeing
They don't even care how blatant it is.
now wait for the fake tweet.

If the ship doesn't sink, I'll be happy. Problem is we're ramming the fucking iceberg.

This board is just /leftypol/, I'm fucking off back to /ptg/ now

That pic is already very old.
She always had that weird psycho baby look and her nudes were disgusting.
Typical guild-wrecking BPD bitch

Are you talking about US10Y?

THE LORD HATH SPOKEN
x.com/deitaone/status/1909955011817136308?s=46

We would be so fit and actually do a job that betters America

We'll leave that question for God, Jesus, and the Bear to answer.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

Not surprised at all. Bear markets are defined by insane volatility, and the market is still high on copium right now. It's not a straight line down, that'd be too easy -- it's slow, bumpy ride that can and will shake out weaker hands trying to short it.

Most tech """jobs""" are just fagging about on a monitor.

That's probably what my team cost $160,000 last month doing

What is this Jewish nonsense

It's you being too Jewish to pull the trigger

EU TARIFFS ARE IN
DAMP IT
DAMP IT

ywn be one of the White House ghosts

ywn posses Navarro, Lutnick and Bessemer blow their brains out in front of Trump

Feels bad

Which one should i sell at open anons? I'm thinking reposition the bond play and hold the spxs.

THE COUNTER TARIFFS
SOMEBODY TELL TRUMP ABOUT THIS

Trump threatens to end pharmaceuticals tariff exemption

those are the tariffs for the steel shit from last month, this is nothing new, we already knew the content, it's not much (yet)

still conscripted in crimea brahs, I wont catch the dip

Did Cramer say anything

so what happens if I just ship something in at a port and lie about what's in it

trump books are a goldmine of kino

Yes, Cramer has spoken.

How the fuck are american diabetics gonna be able to afford Novo Nordisk made insulin?

EU won’t do sh-ACKACKACKACK

What’s with this tard pump lol

Happy, I was way too conservative with my shorts, need to throw my life savings in.

collapse is happening

Fuck

We will fucking open green
Absolute
Clown
Show

Yes trump, kill all your Republican diabetics, slay queen

God no. She has nudes. Easy to google if you're a masochist. Imagine a doughy pre-op tranny with a good tuck job.

Exit liquidity

How come Anon Babble is full of cultists when he sounds so retarded IRL

pumping again

seriously who keeps falling for this

Buy pure-bred american insulin. MAGA.

oh rekt

MORE TARIFFS

markets pump

I love this fake and gay economy

yes, but it was a woman doing it in the video game space. So it was clearly unacceptable.

Market makers manipulating premarket to lure in retail traders to buy.

because no one listens to trump, not even his cult

You’re gonna die in the spring offensive that just started

there is no plan

integrating economies into the global market to disincentivice wars

This neoliberalism theory has been proven wrong countless times already. You could even apply this to Russia.

read that China was considering banning the export of medicines to kill MAGA boomers

Stable Genius decides he'd rather do that himself

russian or ukrainian?

Like attracts like

Imagine a doughy pre-op tranny with a good tuck job.

I damn near puked just with 2 seconds of imagination.

Tariff deniers are going to look like idiots
Enjoy your flat wallets

youtube.com/watch?v=0BvbJLTg_FQ

Why are things recovering? Did I miss something?

Come here mumu, look at that green candle, the recovery is just waiting for you to buy in...

0.01 bump in futures

this board: omg it’s pumping it’s pumping

who the actual fuck is slurping

gaslight time

Poverty isn't so bad, we have beer. Even though i have to steal it now.

elon stop pumping
let it go
you will be seen as a hero

Jihad time

The guy says he's in Crimea, so Russian.

Genuinely I think what Anita does is worse cause she makes a living reheating academic feminist critiques and providing nothing of substance to anything. Quinn had the decency to disappear off the face of the earth.

Same as yesterday, bull trap

>read that China was considering banning the export of medicines to kill MAGA boomers

>Stable Genius decides he'd rather do that himself

Please sign a deal that is 10,000% tariff on those medicines and a subsidy on everything else.
Would truly MAGA

It's never going back where it was Monday morning.
Things are too bullish.

Retards

It's so fucking funny holy shit

Trump = The Count
Greedy fucks who thought they could control him = Danglars.

Bessent wants to capitulate already. Not only that, but wants allied countries to join US in fucking with china, no less. After extorting them!

You're a fucking idiot, they had to recruit the Chinese and North Koreans exhausting their resources as well you dumb faggot tourist transplant, now's the time to really fuck them. Go back and kill yourself. NVDA.

He has to keep up the charade. Once the Tesla stockholders realize that Elon is about to pay like 200% more costs than before they are going to get the fuck out of dodge.

stable genius

If this boat keeps sinking I expect people to start resigning from the trump admin.

see you in a drone vid rusbro, make sure to burst open nicely!

So guys what was Weimar Germany like, out of curiosity, seeing as we're heading there.

What did well then, what should I invest in?

time to slurp

chessbros...

birds of feather...

because retards love catchphrases and buzzwords like woke, DEI, drill baby drill, america first, et cetera ad infinitum

People who are smart and realizes buying opportunities like this only come around once ever 4-6 years

84% counter tariff

barely a blip

essentially an embargo, so its a bottom?

We retraced 1.5% straight, retard

Trump just captures pieces, you don't need strategy for that.

we can approach China as a group

KEK. This administration keeps getting more retarded as the days go by.

Imagine if the admin just did that from the beginning...

Evil

kek amerimutts

based as fuck
go back

Women did prostitute themselves more

Don’t get any ideas Spain

Pesticide companies,

????
They tarrifed everyone first??

My fingers are too fat and greasy to make iPhones

We haven’t even hit market open dawg slow your roll

How does an idiot even become president of the US? My normie friend was really smug about it, he really believes the 4d chess meme.

Will this make it easier to get a hot gf?

Holy fuck lmao on your knees mutts

because it's a popularity contest, not an exam

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Imagine if the admin didn't stop what we were already trying to do.

Tenma-sama! Brick my president, and my life is yours!

You know remember that there was a plan like that called the TPP and Trump spearheaded opposition to it.

now thats 40D chess

Bullish for wheelbarrow manufacturers, bearish for building blocks

How does an idiot even become president of the US?

charisma + big chunk of angry, spiteful people

This will only double the cost of things from china, Americans can easily afford to pay it.

15 MINUTES TILL THE CASINO OPENS

I am financially exhausted trying to catch this falling knife

Into the coal mines then.

holy shit slurpers calm down

YOU TARIFFED EVERYONE AND NOW YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS

NO CRYING

my country is fully reliant on the one run by this fucking retard

I feel sick

only if I get to drive a big truck

Chinese trade might as well be impossible due to high tariffs

Apple is still in the green

You do understand, europoor, Americans would be healthier once we work in factories and coal mines? Trump is working with RFK to make America healthier.

let's destroy the trust of every nation on earth and THEN we will try to recruit them as allies

What do you call this...

amazing gut instinct, he's a genius at propagandising and doesn't know it

europe puts counter tariffs and trumps cabinet instantly wants to capitulate

KWABABOOTY

I've never been more skeptical of democracy. King Charles wouldn't have done this.

Fuck you all pay up

wait don’t go to China

COMEBACK

ACKKKK

He is a walking meme
You are saying, “why does anyone like this retarded meme”
Because its true and funny.
Faggots dont know anything about being true OR funny.

1D chess

Do they know something we don't? Did the billionaire cabals get promises? What the fuck is going on?

charisma

I'd understand this the first time around but the last election cycle he was lower energy than biden most of the time
just look at this video and tell me this is the same guy
youtube.com/watch?v=g-95slpIMAE

How many suicides do you think were gonna see from all of this?

lmao it fucking retraced 2% and will open green

as a group

hahahah absolute cucks

I've seen her nipples

b-but we're gonna build da iphones in da US, didn't you hear?

I think they're just retards, Anon.

I’ll be pretty mad if I miss my 1M SOXL buy by dimes again. FUCKING HIT 7.50! AAAAHHHHH

10 MINUTES !

They're flying the newest iphones in with Cessna 172's

American brand democracy. They have been poisoning what democracy means for at least half a century.

black wednesday

he is so desperate to try to save trump from himself, it's hilarious

Its called delusion and "well nothing bad has happened so far, maybe everything will be okay" mentality as you blast yourself with radioactive particles

Take notes from history.

This will only double the cost of things from china

Americans can easily afford to pay it.

If it's only doubling costs in china, what do americans have to pay?

Jesus fucking Christ

So is another trump pump™ at opening then bleed?

oh its falling again

Destruction event

its baffling to me why there's been a bump up this morning

uhhh

It's either denial similar to 2008, or they have everything planned by A.I.s and are about to automatize all jobs and cuck everyone

So we are, in fact, going over.
This is, as they say, it.

All the while VIX is going up. We're gongo, and we know which direction we're really going.

MFW I buy more puts

Nah it’s just gonna fall.

Lying is OP

If credit spreads widen too much, we may have a financial crisis on our hands too

The future and our portfolios rely on Bessent and Musk. Scary shit!

lol main street became the spic favela slave highway
niggers in the south were having a better time being enslaved than the pod people and their trucks choking them to death
niggers could literally get their freedom in 10 years and be a functional member of white society, meanwhile spic cancer is all over main street in every main street

this. the chinese tariffs are a tax on chinese consumers

HOLY COPE LFMAO

i have 10k waiting on a massive dump
fuck you boomers i want my share

actually he's trying to throw China a bone but they seem content on cutting off their own noses

I remember that when trump pulled out of it migatards were celebrating saying it didn't go through and that we weren't slaves to china like obummer. It took so long to explain to them that everyone else just signed it without us.

not opening green mumu

What does this even mean
How does this help the average American

he's on loop
somebody check on him

It's what all the cool kids are doing. Bullish.

Every crises eventually comes down to liquidity crises

Time for the Main Street, Time for us to go mine for coal at Y=11 in real life and then in minecraft after work AAAHHH

Once again misleading headlines leading to a surge and computers options trading.

clown becomes a king

the palace beccomes a circus

kek

hold on to your butts

The only other thing this could be is the market knows that Trump is being 25th'd and coup'd by Vance and Musk literally in the next few hours.

He's really nervous republicans are going to start breaking with him as hip popularity crashes

lower taxes

increase spending

tariff everything

This guy is going to destroy everything, based

Soar right down the hole

0dte calls anyone? spx 5250c

5 MINUTES UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD. DID YOU SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LOVED ONES ?

Is cutting taxes bullish?

T-minus 5 minutes and counting.

Dark

They already are, they walked into the oval office with him begging to pass his budget and a few even said to his face no

STOOOOPPP WITH THESE TRIPS
STOP. THE. COUNT.

He needs to pass the tax cut bill so that the budget becomes balanced with tariffs built in. If that happens, it will be exceedingly difficult for future presidents to remove the tariffs even if they want to, because it'll leave a huge hole in the budget.

He knows he needs to do this before republicans get cold feet and start bucking because of the tariff damage.

What is this fucking bill he keeps rambling about?

I'm sending all of you down into the coal mines

thanks Donald

what is this astroturfed book you shills are posting and whats the name of the tranny that wrote it

BIG BEAUTIFUL

With a normal plan (rein in spending, no trade war against the world) it would be. In this context it just stokes more distrust in the USD.

Oh no, the trip gods are here to watch too
Didn't say goodbye, but I did say thank you

His billionaire tax cut bill
The reason why hes fucking the entire global trade

Why is YANG down?

don't you get it

tariff

market deletes itself like 1929

haha still gonna have to pay your taxes!!

goys continue funding the instrument of their own demise

How the fuck is SOXL up pre market! AAAAHHHH!

Not sure if joking or not but it does. tariffs are deflation for the US and inflation for china?
Why its different? China buys US goods they need, American buys doesn't buy Chinese goods we need(except semi’s/meds, and they are excluded), we buy worthless cheap useless widgets.
China is fucked.

Tax cut bill.

All you need to see from this pic

How the fuck is Walmart still trading at a P/E of 34 in an environment like this? This shit is baffling

what.. LE FUCK?

seriously what is the conservative obsession with coal and oil?
is it literally JUST because liberals like wind and solar so they support the opposite to make them angry?

implying line would ever go down

Apple stock pumped when 104% tariffs went into effect, just think about that for a moment. Market would supposedly rather pay 30k for an Iphone than see line go down.

he's on loop

somebody check on him

Seems like he is wondering why his tweets aren't triggering the market algobots in the desired way any longer in.
(((They))) might have changed the bots behavior without telling the guy.
No more bot conducting(market manipulation) through tweets it seems.

I sold calls

Walmart and costco are weathering the storm

zigga the only thing we make that's worth anything are services. we don't produce any meaningful goods

he's beyond desperate, isn't he?

lol no
they will drown themselves in high fructose corn syrup and coal dust and like it

I liked the term postliterate

good luck big balls

I’m sorry I JUST CANT KEK NOW THEY WANT TO GROUP UP AGAINST CHINA??? after ALL THAT

where else are people going to go? if anything they will get more customers

Old boomers in the related industries

NOOOOO MY ECHO CHAMBER I NEED MY SAFE SPACE

China exports a lot of raw materials we use: rare earths, minerals, steel, aluminum, plastics. Also bold of you to call all consumer electronics "cheap useless widgets."

T-MINUS 1 MINUTE!

someone please chime in on this from last thread what am i misunderstanding?

REAL men die of BLACK LUNG at age 30.

1 minute

show me your opening bell face

somebody post that how does this effect you personally jak with rome falling behind him
I cant find it locally

You know everyone liked coal before solar? Are you ten years old?

you have to understand this administration is full of incompetent retards just winging it

Elaborate

He doesn't know it's actually the opposite

China buys stuff it can source from other markets. US buys stuff - including materials and intermediate products - that it can't

It was literally the opinion of economist that Trump admin themselves fucking cited in their tariff explanation

-100%

ITS OVER

Let's go! Another red day!

-4% WHAT THE FUCK

another dead cat opening. who is orchestrating this shit?

DING! DING! DING!
What goes up must come down.
It MUST come tumbling down.

It's a beautiful color, they call it red. An old fashioned term but a beautiful one. Red, such an amazing color, maybe the greatest of them all.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
WATCHU GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU YEAH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

You did this to me!

over 50 countries are trying desperately to stop the destruction of the global economy

youtu.be/YIbYCOiETx0?si=M88V1Po8ofQaI7oZ

NOTHING HAPPENED

WTFWT

what's your soundtrack for the open?

I'm ready for the moon.

filename

ridiculous

SPX 5000pts is the anchor

-4%?

show me your opening bell face

I just need SOXL to hit 7.50. That’s it. Come on!

Buy the dip, strong fundamentals

I dreamt that SPY went to literally 0 somehow last night

ROBINHOOD CRASHED ON ME WTF

37,000 is the floor for the Dow where all the automated buys are set

The karmic retribution for the boomers destroying the economy over a 99.97 percent survivable disease is at hand. Their 401ks and medicines, into the trash it goes! They're going to die poor then when the manufacturing comes back and the economy inevitably goes back up we can buy their shit!

FUCK BOOMERS!

I invite you to stop posting faggot

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

explain to me why apple is pumping

HOLY SHIT TSLA BROS...

-0.2%

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLACK WEDNESDAY

104% tariffs

84% tariffs

.08% drop

Tariffs are priced in, and tariffing China is already expected. The biggest drops come from tariffing US allies, not China

Not really, solar has always been a meme but the world was moving away from coal way before that. Into gas and nuclear. Coal is cheap but really dirty and inefficient.

When will the flip flopping stop? First it is negotiation. Then it is no negotiation. This administration is schizo as fuck.

youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si=LxS_Qyaj7_R8kcOr

This retard is living in the 19th century. The trees in Canada have finally recovered but the lakes are still feeling the effects of acid rain from the 1970's. The freshwater zooplankton communities were altered and can be seen in sediment samples. Now this dumb mother fucker is going to pollute the air to compete with China who've spent the last 20 years trying to undo the damage they caused to their own air with coal and air pollution.

China buys US goods they need, American buys doesn't buy Chinese goods we need(except semi’s/meds, and they are excluded), we buy worthless cheap useless widgets.

I'm astounded that there are still Americans who believe this, you are going to be in for a very rude awakening soon.

AE comfy scaling into SVIX and SOXL? Bessent forcing everyone to cut off China in return for reversals on the tariffs in the next few weeks combined with Fed announcing extra rate cuts in May will let this thing rip. You've got one month bobos.

kino

Why is it pumping? It doesn't make any sense

Fucking green hahahaahahahah

Have you seen our services?
They are really fucking good

reminder

It's a bear market. The defining characteristic is volatility. Just ride it out.

Nothing makes sense

The biggest drops come from tariffing US allies, not China

Nigga doesn't remember what happened last Friday lol
But yeah it looks like the destruction of the global economy is priced in

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA

OK WERE PUMPING. FUCK IT, WE BALL. DONALD PUMP

For suspense. The god is showing you the grandest tragedy in modern history. Bare witness to his work.

it's fucking pumping

is this just going to be a repeat of yesterday where it jumps-up on opening and then slowly declines for the rest of the day?

Baking

100% Tarrifs AND bonds rising. WTF?!

Everyone already expected high Chinese tariffs and them to tariff back. That is not a big story to investors.

It's red for me at negative 173. Are you guys using the dow or something else?

Surprise motherfuckers

AHAHAHAHA
WHO OWNS THE STOCK MARKET NOW

what do your services run on chief

Not yet, it hasn’t touched the threshold

Dumb little bulls did you learn nothing from yesterday

The graph is getting pornographic from all the rapid pumping and dumping. Someone is literally jacking off the DOW.

We have those same materials and yes those are useless. Anything not useless is mad better somewhere else.
The sooner chinese slop isnt on the market anymore the better

reminder

I'm your wife's bull, little man.

I wish this fox's womb worked

Recession Cancled!

American needs China's beryllium.

Destruction of china/US trade is priced in. The tariffs on everyone else wasn't expected which resulted in the AAAAAAAAAA

Yesterday pumped for an hour before dumping with nearly no recovery.

KEK SOXL THROATIES

Kek and true

account is up by $9.00

wtf i love Trump now
wagmi

Where do you think chinas gets its energy from? Its iron or onions? How do these things logistically get to china? Who protects that?
Kek China is 110% fucking done. Been saying it for years and the mad lad actuslly fucking did it.
US is a fully self sufficient entity. No one else is, not even close.
We dont need anyone, and its time we reminded the world of it.

I'm honk'n it.

SPY levels I’m watching:

Upside

505: Gap-fill zone

520: Breakdown level from April

540: If reclaimed, sentiment shifts bullish

600+: Full retrace territory

Downside

490: Minor bounce zone

480: Psychological level

470: Key support near prior base

440/420: Breakdown danger

400: Panic zone

Cramer is kinda defensing trump over his policies

I am abit surprised

Needs and wants arent the same shit.
You dont know me. Many Americans would disagree with me. I am happy with very little. And I'm happy without wasteful retarded products that dont increase productivity. And even happier to pay 10x so the money stays in america for the stuff we actually use
I fucking hate the chinese too, wish we would openly genocide those bugs

Anon Babble is this way retard

This has always been pol territory
You are a tourist

no u

outstanding cumback nigger

So what's everyone shorting?

ARE WE UP??? ARE WE DOWN???
WHATS GOING ON!?

give it an hour

yes

fuck off you dumb fucking retard

So what is the explanation for this crazy volatility?

so nothingburger?

they are the only source of joy I have at the moment, spending hours in dextools looking at charts brings out the worst in me at times

Why is SOXL mooning

Not praising Trump, but he wouldn't have done all this shit if the US economy couldn't handle it.
Bullish.

:stop circus music stop: