/smg/ - Stock Market General

Good ending Edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns

How bad will the US be affected today?

youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc

youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E

Apologize to her.

Now.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

oil down 6.66%

spoogy :DDDDD

THEY TOOK THIS FROM US

WHY
THE FUCK
IS IT PUMPING NOW

Never invested on my own before

Seeing the freakout about tariffs last week

Decide on Monday morning that I should take advantage of this turmoil

Buy some Mag7 stocks

Did I mess up? Or should I keep buying while things are going crazy?

If you are intending to hold for 10+ years then you'll be fine probably, but expect to see a lot of red in the short term

they sold enough puts

this is bait

Buy some Mag7 stocks

Did I mess up?

Calm down, we don't need to start sucking cumalas hyena cock now, okay?

Premarket has very low liquidity. It's very easy for a market maker to move the needle during pre-market wherever they want it, and they absolutely will do it if they think it'll help them during open.

Mstr needs.to calm.down and stop trying to pump. You are.preventing me from going green

If you plan to hold for 10 years I suppose you'll be just fine.

What's the point of closing the markets at night and on weekends if the pre-market exists?

Why isn't the stock exchange open 24/7?

It's gonna moon
WE
ARE
BACK

S&P futures are down 2% you cock.

hopium from some headline about china wanting negotiations if the US treats them with respect only for it to shart again when their 84% tariff came out

She's kind of making the same face as that girl that got slapped in that porno.

China retaliates with more tariffs

Musk is going to fucking sudoku lmao

because gay boomer retards run the stock exchange and they can't instantly settle

sex with this dog

It won't, trump's attempt will go down as a dismal failure

I will NOT apologize until every single one of her retarded Obama-era campaign managers publicly cowtows for their retardation

Cope and seethe
Tariffs are happening so prepare your mouth and asshole for cum

That is mostly what I am thinking
It's unironically not
I don't know what this is suggesting

Whats the best website to buy stocks once all of this is over? Do I need to ID?

I would've voted for Waltz if he had been the candidate and I had been american. Thankfully I'm not.

x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315
Did we ever figure out what this shit was about? Did a bank in Japan fail and that's why treasuries were dumped last night?

bro...

Why isn't the stock exchange open 24/7?

Tradition but it also creates more volatility

REAL QUESTION.

Why would manufacturing companies follow with new Trump policies when reps will loose in mid-terms in 2 years, and Trump will be out in 4? There is no fucking way people would vote red in tariff induced recession.

Long term investments done bode with democracy very well.

kek

they will last until we get every. single. dollar. back. Understood?

stocks that have assets solely in the US or low tariff countries are going to have line go up
Just move your portfolio to those and you should be okay

I think 10 years is too pessimistic

Everything is big and beautiful

ETFs are better for long term holds because they're more diverse. If you hold a few specific big stocks there's always a chance one of them shits the bed while a SPY ETF irons out those risks

There will be no crash. Look at the movements compared to the news, pretty minor.

This is because the money doesn’t vanish, what’s charged in tariffs goes back to the government.

What they take they can easily offer back in reduced taxes essentially netting it off.

Don’t be a panican

Website? Jewish service economy magic? You can submit your food stamps at the nearest Trump Tower for processing into US bonds

Best thing you can do in america is become a lawyer specialising in work place injuries. Possibly many low paid retards are about to get their hands cut off in factories.

I don’t gotta work til noon today so I keep falling asleep and having weird market dreams then waking up lol

he'll threaten to invade greenland if they don't screencap my post

lmao

but trump also wants to slash taxes and drop the deficit

This is one of the reasons the tariffs are necessary

Inb4 this will push trade more towards china

Nah manufacturing is already returning to the us

You are correct and it's just another part of why this is so retarded

UK30Y

grim

What?

Nobody has broke ground on a single factory and auto workers are being fired

he Truthed (tm) several times that the tariffs are staying in place forever

Pure cope, really.

What they take they can easily offer back in reduced taxes essentially netting it off.

So what's the point? If they just write off tariffs by offsetting other taxes then what's the incentive to change anything?

Thankfully I'm not.

American here. I am also glad your dumb gay ass is not American.

What they take they can easily offer back

You'll need a Chinese passport and a digital ID to buy stocks with any value after this desu anon

sex with basil

bold of you to assume the dems would reverse this shit

China does not rely heavily that heavily on US imports. I think they'll survive

using drumpfs latest buzzword

key flag of a MIGAcultist

Checked but with luck like that you'd think you would've gotten a better president than Trump RUMAO

kek love this guy

anon...it won't happen like that when you actively push every other country away from united states...if anything it's over and we will have a WW3 to fix the "injustice" US had to suffer

Blessed divine trips of having a prion disease

Should've shown some skin.

I still dont know why they arent happy being the wolrd's number 1 on services provider

beautiful clean coal

is he going to fuck it or something? The fuck is wrong with him

Tariffs are a sticky policy and republicans intend to make them nearly impossible to remove by funding tax cuts with the funds. It'll basically be impossible for Democrats to raise taxes ever again so it is also nearly impossible to drop tariffs.

coal

clean

No body broke ground on a single factory

This is wrong
A quick search you can find plenty of plans
The majority likely won't do anything until the tariffs actually kick in

You'll all be proven wrong
It's just a matter of time now

what is miga? make india gay again?

We are going to put you in the coal mines!

Wow man thanks.

the culture war comes for all

Nah manufacturing is already returning to the us

But should I even be worried about tariffs over a 10 year time frame? Wouldn't now be the time to buy companies that are dropping in price because of a relative short-term tariff policy?
Thanks

expect osha to get massive cuts soon too lmao

Hes putting me back to work aswell by obliterating my portfolio

This is your own money as a citizen that they're taking, dumbfuck

it’s like he’s fighting for a 1980’s american like trump it’s 2025 now

Makes me want to go back to november and vote trump again. glownigger tears grease my gears

Coal is the most expensive nonrenewable out of all of them
Its also even more expensive because electric companies have already been switching to renewables for years
This nigger is so stupid

Why would manufacturing companies follow with new Trump policies when reps will loose in mid-terms in 2 years, and Trump will be out in 4?

Because Trump doesn't understand the logistics involved. He's mentally still stuck in the fucking 80's

the MIGA smugposting will drop like a stone once this shit hits them fucking hard

You mean in 30 minutes

maga is a bunch of coal burners

Poetic

TARIFFS EXPLAINED

miners and minors

All the raw materials will be taxed, nobody is building in a country where sheet metal is now 50 to 100% more expensive you dumb nigger

services has the word serve in it, meaning you're serving someone else... and... and people should be serving the us!

What causes this?

why hasn't he announced counter-countertariffs yet

Nah miggers are too poor to own assets.
I give it 2 months until the layoffs start that's when they'll realize they dun goofed.

The sad part is how all they have to do to prop up the markets is just to slurp TSLA, and suddenly everything will rally.
It's all so fucking fake and gay.

superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering factories

I thought we were having a service economy

oh no i said manufacturing, that's whats what I call an modern economy

you know this economy is quite similar to the one in china

ohhh no, minimum wage factory jobs, old united states

for a 2025 economy?

yes

kill engineering jobs with ai

bring back mining and sweatshop jobs

people clap

Can’t make this stuff up

Black wednesday incoming
Hope you bought puts

they rely heavily on exporting to the US. Who will absorb the US demand from China? Nobody else has the money or consumption

I DON'T WANT TO BE A COAL MINER

clean coal

what's next, clean Plutonium? this guy is mentally ill

Unironically the >nothing ever happens mentality. They're still coping that this is all just for show and it will be reversed in a week.
They might be right(again).

instead of something like "the first time I had sex with a loved one, the days when my dog played with me outside the family home, when I made big gains gambling like a degen on the stock market" this is what migas dream of LMAO

basketball americans will buy dey kool aid even if it hits $10 a gallon

jej

Holy cope

4 years of cheap stocks
4 years of total globohomo dismantlement
4 years of glownigger tears
this is the best timeline. there was no better timeline

They cant say outright: yeah we are fucked
Or the investors will literally evaporate

americans yearn for the mines

60% of imports are from china

but we will grow the same way, tariffs don't matter

and we will also keep prices low

To some extent people still have to buy their shit to live even after they raise prices on everything

Walmart is the cheapest option for most americans in terms of groceries, people still have to eat

2 more weeks, right?

lel

We'll own your country in 5 years. Well us, the nips and the chinks.

Everything is juuust fine

coal is basically part of the historic identity of states like west virginia, pennsylvania, kentucky, so pandering to coal is pandering to all the people there

T MINUS 1 HOUR

Investors flee to German bonds as Trump tariffs spark Treasury sell-off

“Why is this happening? Fixed-income investors may be starting to worry that the Chinese and other foreigners might start selling their US Treasuries,” added Yardeni.

Imagine we get into an actual economic war with China, if they decide to crash US treasuries by selling them the Boomers will be FUCKED. I'm okay with this since I'm mostly in stock, but it may even eventually lead to an actual war with China lmao

Thanks Trump!

Welp, I'm guessing Anon Babble feels a little apprehensive today lel

Fuck it, bring it on

american sweatshops

powered by clean coal

everything else automated by AI

the nuamerican dream is fantastical

you can't into english you brown subhuman nigger

you forgot 4 years of cheap bonds too

new MAGA NPC program is out I see

Well, after 60% price increase, they'll still be the cheapest option! They didn't lie, they just reported facts.

Don't worry, you couldn't be one even if you wanted to kek.

futes capitulated

they sell essential goods. The price only changes for the end customer. People get fucked while corps keep the same margins lol. What are you gonna do? Not eat?

I'm waiting for the 10Y to hit 6% after the Chinese/Japanese dump them. I wonder if you could cause a panic to make people force sell them thinking that China is going to do it. Could make bank shorting the 10Y

They’ve front run the tariffs and loaded up for at least another quarter to keep prices relatively stable, but they’ll raise cuz tariffs and fatten their bottom line. Probably by then repukes will pass some stimulus after they gage the fall out and also after passing income tax

reminder that this is what you voted for

streamable.com/2tjkcf

PLS XIR NEGOTIATE WITH US

pathethic

my futas folder keeps growing tho

Are you ready for the shitshow?

noooooooo

do you think bessent wants to kill himself right now?

bullying futas until they capitulate

my body is ready. Bring it on

Check back again in 1 week

All the foreign investment totalling about 2 trillion dollars is going to go somewhere. And it's part of the US's security goals to have chip fabs in the US, actually since the Biden administration, but now the money is actually flowing in.

The company's that relied on china are going to remain low if they don't move their manufacturing relative to companies that are already there or have moved

just full retard buy buy buy

actually has been the winning strategy for decades.
it would unironically be a utter and complete break from trend if it were to be different this time.

I'm tired of being irony poisoned and skeptical of all the progress we've made as a country. I want the world to be a better place than the miserable life I live. I don't want to hurt people anymore

post yfw Anon Babble short squeezes the federal government into defaulting

lib demotrannies won against china more than Mr. I hate china ever did

There's a lesson here somewhere.

economic war with china is so retarded their people can endure 100x more hardship than americans

You can't into a service job maggat, have fun in the coal mines with you h1b heet manager hahaha

tax on the rest of the world

nigger is raising tariffs on the entire world and he says this

this is unironically all Anon Babbles fault from 2016

me in my second hand t90 gifted to blumpf by putin defending taiwan in 2027

sorry bud, it's all a zero sum game now

Agent Krasnov.
It's Time.
Activate the Tariff Plan.
Crash the economy today.
For Mother Russia !

Check back again in 1 week

ONE MORE WEEK
ONE MORE WEEK
ONE MORE WEEK

lol retard, you know a white boy wrote this garbage

HOLY SHIT BREAKING

China doesn't care, but Americans will. Stay strong, Xi.

amerifats will be forced to work in factories

big beautiful explosion

Does this gay retard realize he can pause the tariffs

Trump WON. I am moving all my MONEY to the GREAT United States of AMERICA, and all of you fellow Qanons should do the same! It is the RIGHT THING TO DO. It's time to make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

But how is middle class suburban stock holding and mortgage holding america going to handle this

How?

485 opening

I'm gonna cum

Goldman sachs is still only pricing in 45% recession risk? Seems like everyone is still underestimating this massive supply shock.

Why would manufacturing companies follow with new Trump policies when reps will loose in mid-terms in 2 years, and Trump will be out in 4? There is no fucking way people would vote red in tariff induced recession.

So now all of a sudden THERE ISN'T a shadow cabal which reigns above every and all politicians?

ethics in games journalism has unironically cost the us trillions of dollars

I just woke up from a 5 year coma what’s happening

mfw I get paid to shitpost in my air conditioned office, work 7 hours a day and get 4 weeks of annual leave a year

What are US consumers going to replace coffee with?

he thinks this is a polnigger deep state thread

How is McDonalds gonna handle all the applicants starting next week. Its fucking over

MAGA coffee

You have to be 18 to post here.

Goldman is also trying to get Europe to panic. They're in full Jew mode.

Make an algorithm that can switch drones to fly randomly like mosquitoes to evade nonelecteonic countermeasures. Then military can only use electronic warfare and sterilize themselves.

After almost exactly 250 since it's founding the US is collapsing.

an overvalued market finally found an excuse to go down and 1 reply bots are shitting up the board

I just do

I've had these views for 30 years

holy fuck

55% chance Trump is chicken/killed.

LOL

All the foreign investment totalling about 2 trillion dollars is going to go somewhere

You're watching it leave right now, it's the giant red dildo in the markets

All those forecasts are always extremely conservative (more bullish than they should be). Happened in 2008 and 2020.

96D chess, trust the plan

What are US consumers going to replace coffee with

Are they really going to drink coffee with no work to perform?

Guys I just woke up after sleeping since June 17, 1930. They never passed that tarrif right?

I wonder if these retards have considered the fact that the Chinese have economic weapons too as a last resort. They could crash US treasuries if they're forced to do so. The biggest problem here is the arrogance of the US combined with the absolutely psychotic/random objectives they have.

Who will absorb the US demand from China?

The ocean, as they simply begin(continue) to dump their surplus production into there.

Nobody else has the money or consumption

[a faint "BRRRRRRR" noise was heard in the distance]

4 years of cheap stocks

who is going to buy them?

This is a joke right?

dont let the nihilistic faggots here get you down anon, feeling guilt is the first step in the right direction

Payback for betraying Germany twice.

WHAT THE FUCK
VIX absolutely mooning
Hold me anons

Go back in

idk if its me but Anon Babble doesn't feel like it did in 2020
we've lost our culture...

What twitter post will save the market today?

Mommy... I'm scared...

If my crypto goes down hopefully boomer boxes do too

This is what mooning looks like to you?

WHERE'S ALL THE INVESTMENT GONNA GO

Hitler does it again.

What progress? Things have only gotten worse, remember when people thought 2016 was the worst year ever? It's fucking over man

I am
keep dreaming chinky chinky

Sir, this is Anon Babble we'd bet on anyone who makes us money.

zoom out fag

funnily enough a job at good old McDonalds seems far better than factory/coal mine work...
that's how the Japanese felt too after the 1980s

Blame Anon Babble

techniggers like me
we'll slurp like mad

VIX hit 60 last Friday. It's high, but it's not even at a local peak. It's also dropping right now as I type this.

What's the difference between

digging for coal in 2020+5

and

having millions of make work government jobs?

Both are equally as useless in modern times and are simply nothing more than make work programs propped up by debt and deficits?
I'd guess that make work government sit on your ass in front of a computer screen jobs are way more economical and less hazardous to the environment then digging for le clump of coal.
When Blompf spews crap like this it actually seems like he's braindead retarded.

WE'RE PUMPING

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

post your portfolio

Aporogize

delusional

euro short term and long term yields are a sea of red as people buy in

China... You'd save us like this?

It's only a few points below covid sell off levels nigger

Looks good to me

Me? Maybe I can actually retire in 10 years versus 30+

airlines going down

I only buy stocks when they're expensive but that's just me personally.

Strong aura

Source? This is hilarious and I want more.

drop link of google results page

Cramer said the worst is over

Cramer said no systemic crisis like 2008

its over

Is he just retarded, or does he believe he can replace workforce with robots

When someone says something is "mooning", that's supposed to mean that it's going up. Something that is high but decreasing is by definition not "mooning".

I refuse to work. Fuck you mr trump. I just called out of work and will be putting in my 2 week notice tomorrow

.... sauce? ...

yea the dying rural places probably don't have much other opportunities lined up

That's it, we're hitting 2 breakers today.

Delta came out and basically said yeah we're fucked nobody can afford to travel and we're gonna have to shrink our workforce

Welcome. Welcome to New York City

You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.

I thought so much of New York City that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Trump tower so thoughtfully provided by Our President...

What's Trump's plan on stuff that can't be manufactured in the US?

Elons shown him a robot (controlled by a human) and hes convinced it's all so wonderful

I don't want to hurt people anymore

give in, it feels good, hurt everyone...

Welp, pack it up

It's gone up 144% in 5 days

Trump is saving America

4d chess to make trump look bad to the world and china good

You will make do without. Foreign goods are weak and degenerate, a poison to the American people and the Main Street Revolution.

Yes. And it's still not mooning right now, because it's going down.

I'm sure it'll go up in an hour when markets open, but that's not what fucking mooning means.

You replace it with coal

lmao

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Was it ocnfirmed that the treasury sell off was China?

plan

I said this would happen in another thread but people kept telling me that it's cope. MONEY FOLLOWS STABILITY, simple as. Ask anyone who invests money, they will all say the same thing.
EU is the place markets will keep investing their trust into if US shits the bed, what else are they going to do?

no, it was japan

SINKING TO THE BOTTOM

Who else could it be? It was China and Japan.

There was a theory that it happened because a Japanese bank failed, but I can't find anything further on that thread.

Original source:
x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315

I'm a proud American loyalist that voted for Kamala Harris and I can't wait for the traitorous, senile conman Donald Trump and his cultists to get exactly what they deserve in one hour.

What do you mean, plan?

That part doesn't matter, its Trump's response that will.

holy fuck im gonna be financially ruined and i dont even live in america, thanks faggots

no, it was me

you already know what time it is

Fear: Trump in the White House

How are they not bankrupt

John Bloomberg...
Save us...

US-made iPhones could cost more than three times their current price of around $1,000, he added, because it would be necessary to replicate the highly complex production ecosystem that currently exists in Asia.

“You build that (supply chain) in the US with a fab in West Virginia and New Jersey. They’ll be $3,500 iPhones,” he said, referring to fabrication plants, or high-tech manufacturing facilities where computer chips that power electronic devices are normally made.

And even then, it would cost Apple about $30 billion and three years to move just 10% of their supply chain to the US to begin with, Ives told Burnett on Monday.

main street

Oh you mean that shitty road all dead towns have that has like 1 open business

dear sirs

another limp-wristed attempt to buy the dip

EU is the place markets will keep investing their trust into if US shits the bed, what else are they going to do?

People called you retarded for stating something sensible? China is a strong economic player but their entire economy is extremely volatile, the US is tail spinning, all that's left is the EU and Japan, maybe the UK.

mcdonalds is fucking expensive here in vegas
$15 for a bigmac meal

the opening spikes will probably be insane

very very welcome.

what else do you think all the upper middle class people who don't know how to cook will be eating once the recession hits?

Because americans and people are fat and stupid and above all else; lazy.

Sorry

Why would they be
All their shit is supply lines in North America

Shit is ridiculous and the quality is trash too

It's a real estate play

they just released a 10 piece nugget minecraft meal thats overpriced at like $15 that will sell like hot cakes

he has concepts of a plan

It'll be real stable when putin cross into poland/Germany

they voted for this tard again

Breakfast is still cheap.as fuck there if you use the app. Its like 4 dollars for 2 biscuits. With the price of eggs right now, it really isnt that much cheaper to eat at home than eat a mcbreakfast.

Shit is ridiculous and the quality is trash too

won't stop shartymarty from consooming. USA USA USA

muh trump

muh kamala

为人民服务!

AAPL is about to be green in PM

slurpers gonna slurp

where do you think half of this site is going to be working once we crash anon

based

Kinda funny if it actually happens. Good memes ahead.

>main street

Oh you mean that shitty road all dead towns have that has like 1 open business

Yes. It's like we are prioritizing then ghost of Christmas past instead of stocks
...lol

Isn't it because of stateside hedge funds selling to cover their positions?

It's amazing that trump has basically nearly killed off the largest tech company in the united states. I am sure this will have no consequences at all

kek

Huawei cellphone factories :^)

Is this pump fake or whats going on?

:(

Those oil prices are cooked

Stocks fall like autumn rain,
Traders cry in vain.
Imports taxed again,
Oh no, here we go.

Factories shut their doors,
Goods stuck at the shore,
One more trade war tweet
And down the Dow goes.

Wake me up, when the tariffs end.
This trade pain, I can’t comprehend.
Tumbling yields and confidence.
Wake me up, when the tariffs end.

Steel and basedbeans burn,
Will our markets ever learn?
GDP took a turn,
Thanks to some new ban.

Layoffs in the breeze,
Jobs outsourced with ease,
Consumer trust erodes—
Where’s the master plan?

Wake me up, when the tariffs end.
My 401k can’t take it again.
Bear or bull, who’s even your friend?
Wake me up, when the tariffs end.

Yeah food chains moved to app deals and sales there. Is stupid the go in person

Lads, it's premarket.

retards buying the dip so hedge funds can exit

DCB

Didn't you hear? The US can make Iphones themself, its simple really.

slurpers are unreal rn, it's like they have an unconscious desire to lose money

More expensive

Not if they're mined in the us

all such people are gone and it's just yes men atm, explaining the position we're in rn

just retail retards doing their thing

What if China blinks first? What if this whole thing works for Trump?

???

Its priced in already

Patriots are supporting President Trump against the godless Chinese communists. Trust the plan.
- Q

Where

there is no 'works for trump' there is no plan to begin with

But they won't, they want to show their people strength against the US, because they want to take Taiwan.

All he cares about is jerome blinking first silly billy. This is all about forcing rates down literally nothing else.

Apparently Scott Basset once broke into to trump's office and literally stole papers related to breaking up korea free trade agreement

I just wanted another Clinton. No wonder Russia was so afraid.

HEIGH HO
HEIGH HO
TO THE COAL MINES WE GO

Well yes, all of this has always been from chuddies jerking off to Norman Rockwell paintings and misunderstanding his use of nostalgia. They genuinely think they can bring the 50s back somehow.

rates would have gone down if he just did nothing

China can deep fry their biggest rival in oil and build soft power in SE Asia. You think they'll just say no?

slurpers are unreal rn, it's like they have an unconscious desire to lose money

I want to see buffet, hedgies, and bobos sidelined in the cuck chair.

MAGA!

the deep state is just sane people trying to stop polniggers from destroying the west

I didn’t get the comic the first two times but now I do :(

what did michael jackson mean by this

they will economically disentangle from the US and invade Taiwan, thats what going to happen

new bread

Cry

Shorting the stock market since Trump was election was the easiest money of my life, thanks maga

I want the US to get back the glow it used to have

Very funny Americans watch drip fed entertainment on their phones and smart TVs that function thanks to rare earth metals extracted via exploited thirdie labor and carcinogenic blast mining pits in China, dressed in sweatshop clothes made on the cheap in Thailand/Vietnam, while stuffing their faces with cheap chocolate and bananas grown and harvested by broke farmers in south America and Africa, and then decided to give all that up, not out of any sense of moral decay for making the world its candy store, but because they thought THEY were getting screwed.

Can some one explain how the fuck shorts work?

Don't worry bro, we'll have martial law by then, its gonna be fine

>you open a short on apple at 169

it pumps to 174

you sell at a loss

2/10

30 minutes until the Apocalypse

What are you guys drinking/eating while awaiting for the happening ?

The children yearn for the mines

They should've paid their taxes instead of hiding it all offshore.

Apple sitting on $160B cash

They can buy the dip.

Delusional post

it's pumping right now. i can't understand why. maybe its as you say.

You loan a stock and sell it. You have to place collateral in case your stock rises and you made a bad trade. If it rises too much in price your position is liquidated and the stock is bought back with your collateral.

If the price falls you close your position (which is in effect buying back the stock and returning it to the owner) and net the profits while the collateral returns to your hands.

"As child, I yearned for the mines !"
Childlaborbros we are so winning

I wasn’t too concerned as we were a toilet heart attack from the market bouncing, but this bond shit is scary and could lead to something truly truly ugly.
I’d definitely have some protective puts or shorts.

i'm actually glad to see biz smg back.
however, i haven't spotted my greek friend from krautland, yet :-(

Basically: you borrow an asset, sell it, then buy it back at a new price before you return it to the lender. Say it's priced at $10, you borrow it, sell at $10, then the price drops to $5, you buy it back, and return it to the lender. You've made $5, the lender gets their asset back.

2 more weeks

same

Uh, good? Go do that.

24 MINUTES LEFT

Wait, so is it just holding onto a position say you have a share at $100 but you have to repay it, but it's fallen to $50. You still have to repay that share but since it's fallen by $50 you can keep the other $50?

clinton created the housing bubble and the dot com bubble

Average person in this country doesn't care about stocks or bonds. When they see the price of everything going up 20 - 30% they will riot in the streets.

Beautiful

Real Men short VIX in the 40s.

Basically, yes, you are borrowing the asset, you have to return the asset + interest. If it fell in price you made money, if it rose in price you lost. If it rose too much it automatically gets returned and you lose your collateral (which is used to purchase the asset back).

dip slurpers going hard again

I wonder how many ex QAnon faggots are in this thread currently.

Yea but 170% gains.

nice little pump there boys. let's see if it pays off for you. i'm sure earnings will be great across the board with a trade war going on. very intelligent.

I do really wonder how much different the history would be if trump casino never failed

Free money in a few weeks ngl.

Actually I have a better one. It seems like that you borrow a share, sell say for $10, but they need the share, it seems like it's about the share, not what's it's valued at or at least for who you borrowed it from. And since you need to give them that share back, it needs be at a cheaper price since you can pocket the differnece

10 minutes for worldwide nukes

futes

hue hue

futes

It's what I said anon, I don't know how to explain it more plainly.

No, pedo. Stay in your bant thread.

But was my explanation correct?

Yes, except you missed the part that if the price rises too much you are forced against your will to buy it back using the collateral. This is called getting liquidated.

Otherwise you are correct, the share owner doesn't care about the price, all he wants is to ensure you will be able to return it. (Plus interest)

Lol

Based