/smg/ - Stock Market General

Maoism edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=5xlmau8CLmg [Open]

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns

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First for crabs

Plan status?

1. Cry
2. Buy kneepads
3. Cry

Sorta looks like trump without the wig

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WHY CAN'T IT JUST STAY ABOVE 5000

stoxx 50 almost back up at -2

I see stars on the horizon.

are the chuffing tarrifs in effect now

trumpsissies how are we coping

Yes! We're gonna be richer than beyond belief.
To the Mooooooon!

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over 100% on CHYNA
lol

Europe doing a little despondent slurping

According to our man on the ground (100% trump btw), tariffs aren't really happening(nothing burger). But theres this ridiculous $77 duty you have to pay now, does anyone know anything about where this duty came from?

In an alternative universe, Elon never got involved in politics and is building cool cars

APOLOGIZE

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Why aren't robotics printing money? I understand that it's bullshit but I do expect a lot of money going into R&D at least.

futas crabbing

no one knows what's going on kek

Do you guys still think Europe is holding hope or have they realized we need to preserve our interests by pumping our own stock

The music is about to stop, and we're going to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement in the history of capitalism

How do you respond without sounding insecure or mad?

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No its fucked.

I mean just tune in to news lately, its all hardcore crime and business outrage due to tariffs. Does that sound like investment time or play it safe double?

I mean just tune in to news lately, its all hardcore crime and business outrage due to tariffs.

Not really, our business news just broke down what we were going to pay more for and it was extremely chill. I'm not sure we're scared.

hardcore crime

t.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! The markets are going green because the tariffs simply don't exist! It's a bluff! GET YOUR BAGS WHILE YOU CAN LADDIES! IT'S A SLURP FESTIVAL!

I don't think I've spoken to anyone here that still thinks the yanks are not gonna blow their own foot off.
And yeah, it's going to suck for us too, but the consensus seems to be that it's going to suck a lot more for them, so we're at the longer lever here.

dispatch.com/story/business/2025/04/07/microsoft-backs-out-of-plans-to-build-data-centers-in-licking-county/82973097007/

Microsoft said it would no longer move forward with its plans to build data centers in Licking County. The company had planned to invest $1 billion initially toward three data center campuses in New Albany, Heath and Hebron.

Microsoft plans to ensure the land at two of the three sites will be able to be used for farming

top kek, are amerifats tired of winning yet?

I don't think I've spoken to anyone here that still thinks the yanks are not gonna blow their own foot off.

That's the obvious takeaway. I do believe we're going to be mostly fine in the long run, I think post-covid we tried insulating ourselves as much as we could.

Why are Dow futures, Nasdaq futures rebounding?

Desperation

one last bulltrap before the ride to the bottom

so another bull trap?

Yeah, its lucky in a way that this hits right when we were to invest heavily in our defense too, so we got some stimulus there.

Tariffs don't actually exist

This webm is blumpfs strategy to stop china

all this because one of Elons offspring became a tranny

what

Yes, but they appear to be severely out of steam which is why they try to fish for liquidations with extreme outbursts that land flat and quickly retract.

fake pump by hedgies to unload on retail investors thinking they are buying the dip.

I mean if my offspring become a tranny I too would lose my mind a bit.

hasn't he like 20 kids? the probability that one turns out to be a tranny was high

you can't.

because we're already at this point of the meeting

standing here tonight, I'm afraid I don't hear a thing. Just.... Silence.

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So what percentages are we expecting to see today? -7%?

It's a shame market shrinkage happens at all but honestly I'd rather have it happen when most of Europe (including notorious laggards like my Italy) are riding high off investment plans.

Tariffs can't hurt you if you don't believe in them. Just don't sell, bro. It's that easy.

They think Trump will back down from the tariffs. Still high on hopium

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market opens flat

cheeto drops TRVTH NVKE

market closes -4%

so what I’m getting is don’t buy now because it’s going to crash again

probably crabs
and then orange man posts about how america is winning
and then another -5%

What are some good US stocks with monthly dividends?

I just bet that we see circuit breakers today. Is it a smart bet or nah?

50/50 chance, either it happens or not

Depends on the betting odds. Not a sure, bet. The market is highly erratic right now.

Bears BTFO

We go green today. This rally will rip your face off

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Rofl, i wouldn't buy jackshit in todays market. But if you have to look for raw materials: lumberyards, quarries(Coal seems to be quite hot now) etc.
The prices are going to go interstellar just like during Covid

FUCK THE CHUDDIES CANT ALWAYS BE RIGHT
SOMETHING HAS TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY

Do bulltards really? The EU is coming with their FIRST counter response today.

As much as possible so I can buy the dip (again).

Friendly reminder

This seems meaningless.

Why is he built like that? Why does he look like a Liefeld drawing?

Nothing burger, because there will ALWAYS be a huge trade deficit.

Sorry, I'm still new to this
I'll try to look into coal and lumber though, thanks

did rob liefeld draw elon?

Just huff the hopium for now

ENTER THESE HALLOWED HALLS, OUR HEROES!

starts green

navarro announces negotiation failed because we want 0 deficit

...

104% Tariff on goods coming in from China

Apple is up by 1.21%

I totally believe this is real and straight.

Someone do a million dollars in puts

During Covid a "local" lumber supplier gave a spontaneous one time dividend on whole 17% because they were making so goddamn much money that they didn't know what to do with it all.

i'm noticing something

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they flew 5 planes full of iPhones! Surely they're completely fine for the entirety of 2025

No Eurorich version of TZA

It's over.

and trump gonna say no, and it will dump 10%

Don't bet against europe :<(

Based ...when a normal president is at the helm

There's a reason why the modern aristocracy (American moguls, Russian oligarchs, and actual European aristocrats) puts all their money in Europe as soon as they can. There's always money in the cradle.

Damn greedy postal services, trump should fire them all!

BlackRock, $BLK, has downgraded US stocks, says to be "cautious"

As a bong it's incredibly sobering that my future is now in the hands of the EU and a kind of transnational globalism that was only being hinted at in 2016. At home all the major parties are now united in nationalising British steel and throwing money at carmakers.

Who knows, probably HGH or some other stupid shit he's putting in his body.

Trump should nationalize BlackRock.

Why the fuck did you Brexit? You were top dog, you made more money from the EU than you ever spent, your immigrants were educated, white, middle and working class people, you got to keep your currency and act as the bridge between the Atlantic and Europe. I hope for all our sakes, but yours most of all, that someone manages to tardwrangle england kicking and screaming back to what's good for it, was having polish plumbers that bad compared to the Indian flood?

Trump isn't spray tanned, he's been powdered the whole time

Wow this is some collapse bobo

timing the bottom will betough, but we are being gifted a generational buying opprotunity here, when trump is out in three years the next neoliberal president will undo almost all tariffs

USA! USA! USA!

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I don't know, I voted remain because I already knew that we'd only replace Poles and Portuguese with Dindus and Hindus. It was a different time where a common argument for Brexit was that Britain would simply trade with China.

What does this mean for SOXL?

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uhh, this is good sweaty. americans don't want dumb data centers anymore, they want giant factories with beautiful smoke stacks laying down a layer of black smog over every population center.

Should I stock up on puts? I lost so much money thinking trump would be good for stocks, should I sit in cash or buy even more puts?

I don't blame you anon, it wasn't your fault. Brexit was a rigged game orchestrated by retards of the same ilk as Trump. Thankfully not all your bureaucrats have brainworms.

I wonder why they haven't downgraded the quality yet? Moodies is usually on that shit kocking down the aaa to aa in seconds when it gets unstable

brace yourself

Sounds pretty good, let's see if Avanza offers them lol
Still pissed that I can't get US ETFs like SOXL

Just wait for the bottom.

I bet there's a part of Trump that thinks he can do a deal with China where they have Taiwan if he can get some new semiconductor factories built.

youtube.com/watch?v=iAnZdVG041Y

CAUSE IT AIN’T NO LIE
BABY BYE BYE BYE

me slaughtering mumus

Being a bear feels so wrong, but the money feels so good.

KINO

The US has instituted 20% tariffs on the EU.

I don't have money to buy the generational bottom, it's over

Supposedly China announced halting any new purchase of us bonds, not sure if it's a big deal or not

Old news bro

Can you niggers talk about stocks in the Stock Market General

WMT is grossly overvalued and is a short even after the drop off after poor earnings. Currently trading at 30 P/E for a company with 5% annual growth. Now compare it to APPL a high growth, tech company with a P/E of 23. Tariffs will hurt the bottom line on sales in addition stagflation is a problem for retailers.

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That's bad but what's worse is that china has 100% halted ALL rare earths exports. Expect tech companies to take a hit.

Just bought right now apple and dow jones because I thought we were in for a second micro dead cat bounce. It's still falling. It has now stabilized at around a 2% less than I expended. I am kinda hoping it will rebound just enough so that I don't lose money but I feel every second I wait it out it's going to plunge more and more and I'm going insane at my own stupidity. The bounce was yesterday. Today we suffer without a single moment of rest.

Placed a call on BTU because Trump mentioned coal yesterday

Will this affect my boomer rocks (gold) for the better?

+5%

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Will this fasttrack 100% copper bldc`s?

long and prosperous nihon-evropean century! I am all in.

Gold should be safe until Germany actually starts probing around for where theirs is.

Kinda huge for Japan

Based Xi.
I bought BYD. By the time this is over I bet the US have been forced in an arbitration tribunal to open its doors for Chinese EV at 0%

So about those new wells and "drill baby drill"

so... how come none of you guys have noticed that 10-year yields have exploded? you do know what that means right?

JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY HOLY SHIT THIS IS KETAMINED HOPIUM ON STEROIDS. I can't believe after yesterday, I can't believe after the day prior, retail is STILL buying obvious exit pumps. They deserve everything they'll lose, starting from their money, then their fucking job. Then they can fucking DIE.

WE'RE GONNA DIG FOR OIL

Sir there's not enough oil

Why is SOXL green

in your dreams

If this is really your heads pace just stop

Nothing ever happens. Buy the dip, you'll be fine in 10 years.

yeah my bonds are getting crushed too anon

It means line go down?

EU can't even agree on their response. Every country wants a carve out to protect their industry from American retaliation. France wants to protect their wine and champagne producer, Ireland their pharma and whiskey

Italy allows uncensored and free sale of fictional anime girls in the nude, of any age

We'll be the ambassadors, we've always been one people anyways.

Anon, this is how the modern market works now

it means that countries are dumping US bonds geniuses. it means we're all fucked. the market opens low and stays low

Italy allows uncensored and free sale of fictional anime girls in the nude, of any age

in that case we should bring the boys back one more time

They literally already agreed and the tariffs are going into effect on the 16th (or 18th, I can't remember)

He takes copious amounts of steroids but is too lazy to actually work out

BYD is selling cars in Israel, china already won the EV war.

You can be sure these iPhones will be sold 2499$ anyway

Yeah we all so that comming with the incoming OPEC production increase in May

and thus it ends

Did we win yet magabros?

USA had a good run, it's over now

this is such a fucking fever dream
my god the world's turned into a fucking circus

those are the response to steel/aluminum. how the retaliation to the latest tariffs will look hasn't been announced yet.

Why not build more nuclear power plants instead? You still employ regular blue collar workers and the power is cleaner. Nuclear waste problem has been solved a while ago and modern plants are meltdown_priof.

Don't forget the $25 (soon $50) per item flat fee

b-but I'm le epic MAGA deplorable, I thought I was going to be shooting tran-

DIG THE FUCKING COAL OR YOU'RE GOING TO EL SALVADOR

nuking the world economy cause Hicksville, WV couldnt adapt to a changing world

Reminder that the seethers and doomers in these threads are not Americans. Everything will work out fine for us

Peak clown world

Nah it's consumer goods also

It's so funny how he campaigned on bringing back oil drilling but now there's a actual risk that he completely fucked over the worldwide oil trade.

Can someone sane explain to me why trade deficit needs to be "solved"?

Where do (You) fall on the ECB Dove-hawk axis?

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Just buy like a good goy, everyone else is doing it

deficit = bad word = bad
surplus = good word = good

i like those odds to be desu ngl

Why the fuck is MGPI up so much pm. Maybe the bourbon glut is over and the very rich Americans are buying booze again

Having bad numbers bad even if your country is built around having bad numbers to be good, please understand.

Everything was working out fine for you, largest economy in the world, strongest military in the world, 2nd largest producer of goods in the world, low unemployment
And you killed it for no reason

Wherever the Italians are. They've ran the ECB perfectly for years.

3h until open and futures are losing steam

You have a trade deficit with your supermarket, and it's super bad. You should tariff it. And if you can't, you should quit your high value well-paid job working 4 effective hours a day and grow your tomatoes and shit out your own eggs.

it's tariffs on stuff including consumer goods in retaliation to the US' steel/aluminum tariffs. it is *not* in retaliation to the sweeping 20% tariffs. the response to those is yet forthcoming.

you don't understand they NEEDED to get rid of the trade deficit with lesotho

the response to those is yet forthcoming.

That's gonna be fun then!

I had no idea so many Chinese people posted here

Since wealth is defined by the ownership of bullions, we must ensure that the gold bullions stay in the US rather than being subversively stolen and hoarded by the Venetian traders

Deficit can only mean one thing, and it's bad. Nasty word
Just like asylum, it's where they put the looneys, bad!

This, but you are also a supermarket.

yes. shit like this is why i think the US market is walking off a cliff -- most people aren't even aware of this. neither are they aware the EU is mulling use of the ACI which would allow hitting US services in response. if EU hits, it has the tools to hit hard.

HIV positive is good too, right

lesotho

uhhh checked? Why not just invade it lol

America was pretty much already great how much better did it needed to get how much better will it get now

Now I want to preface this by saying I'm not very smart, so probably wrong. Could one of the reasons the market is not taking quite so hard be because businesses are just not planning on setting up in the US at all?

Why would someone set up a production facility in a location where the cost of their raw inputs swings so wildly, wouldn't it make more sense to set it up in Poland or Mexico where the inputs are cheap and you just get a 10% tariff?

Stop being anti-Semitic

You will never be a woman, and you sure as hell aren't a supermarket

KEK

xDDDD lubruls dribbeled :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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SO GET YOUR SHOVEL! AND WE'LL DIG A DEEP HOLE! TO BURY THIS MARKET! BURY THIS MARKET!
BA DA BA BA DA BA BA DA

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The manager of the social media account is going to be the first sent to the mines

Prepárate para aprender chino, amigo

If

No reason to worry then. I don't think the EU will do anything drastic because they don't want to get too close with china.

Literally who is buying right now with this orange retard saying shit like

Bro the selling is over. The Trillions of dollars that were wiped off the stock market will be used as capital to bring back American manufacturing. America will be bigger, stronger, and more prosperous that ever. Global American hegemony for the next thousand years. This is the generational bottom, you either buy right now or get left out forever.

How far we've come

Kept a Tesla short running since I put a stop loss on it anyways

It just keeps crabbing

Tesla sycophants are something else. Musk has a falling out with the white house and sharted himself over tariffs and people still think this company has value.

clean coal

what the fuck is this retard on about lmao

hang seng up 0.68% at close

great news to wake up to

last press conference from the European commission they said if there's no mutually beneficial negotiated solution, they'll gradually ramp up their response.
i agree the EU is looking warily towards CN, but they also believe they're at the longer lever here -- which i agree with, looking at how US started shit with the entire world all at once.

we’re going to burn so much coal folks

doublespeak

lines goes to zero= we can build new sweatshops in america and people will accept 1 dollar an hour to make barbies and GI Joe

What is Blumpf trying to accomplish?

get rid of any trade deficit at any costs
its as retarded as it sounds

i'm so fucking tired of these fake pumps.
Ain't nobody falling for that shit

“These countries are calling us up. Kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal,” Trump told a group of Republicans on Tuesday evening, hours before the tariffs were set to take hold. He described foreign leaders essentially groveling to avoid the new tariffs: “Please, please sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything sir.”

He just loves the attention

your average american will be a coalburner

I think they're already there, mate

you will buy the BBC (Big Black Coal)

I think tariffs are an end on itself, drumpf just likes the word.

The BEST word in the dictionary is tariff

I can't believe I voted for this retard

the april 22nd earnings call should finally put them out of misery

How did you not notice he's retarded?

Anon there is a reason the entire elite and educated class doesn't talk to him and he surrounds himself by retards.

It's because he's also a retard.

He knows nothing ever happens, so he's just pressing big red buttons until something does happen.

God I wanna be sucking Elissa(my wife)'s toes rn instead of dealing with this bullshit the orange retard came up with

have people pay attention to him because his daddy didn't love him

Nuclear waste problem has been solved a while ago

How and where?

Oh shit, didnt he trick with crypto holdings to make it appear as if he made a profit last time? Interesting how that will turn out now that it's declining

Burn it in fast reactors

Surely it's because they're buying that. It sure bodes well for fruitful negotiations with China:

“These countries are calling us up. Kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal,” Trump told a group of Republicans on Tuesday evening, hours before the tariffs were set to take hold. He described foreign leaders essentially groveling to avoid the new tariffs: “Please, please sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything sir.”

How

Properly sealed containers

where

In underground bunkers 50 meters underground.

Better containment solutions that last for eons. And some of it can be reused in thorium plants to make even more energy.

On a side note why does everyone on Twitter nowadays feel like an Indian or a bot?

Russians can buy nuclear waste from you, because they have tech to recycle it.

zion don seems like the kind of retard to point at cooling towers pumping out steam and complain about all the pollution nuclear creates

US started shit with the entire world all at once.

This is all on Trump. At this moment schumer and the old guard must be in talks with european leaders asking them to not destroy the world economy and to wait for the midterms. They're all cucks and whores so they'll just wait for dems to regain power.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

china will stop buying

europe is not buying

americans buying less

they can't keep cooking the numbers for long, and the longer they do it the harder the hit is going to be

is that bullish?

uh oh

WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT FUCKING NOW

It's like bull willing walking into a slaughterhouse.

Reminder that all of the /smg/ veterans moved to like a year ago with the Anon Babble email verification fiasco, and most of the people still posting on the Anon Babble thread are seething TDS redditors who are too afraid to show their flag. Watch the troons swarm this post with 1PBTID samefaggotry.

the aha erlebenis of Trump is, yes he’s infact retarded

When will oil prices go to 100$ and do the tariffs help oil prices?

Sorry guys I farted

he keeps spamming it

go post giantesses in your tranny board bro

TOO LOW TERRAIN

Anyone is south american stocks?

I was planning to short XOM today but oil prices already crashed, is this still a good idea? It can't go much further down, can it?

Why is the line going up? Shouldn't it be collapsing after that news

So what did well during the Great Depression?

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we are in peak clown market

Have you seen this graph? (these are the same people calling you a NPC by the way)
The EU knows this shit. As much as it feels bad to sallow your pride, this literal NPC behavior shown in the graph is something EU very well know from back in the days, they experienced it first in the 1930s.
This is why you only see moderate response, or carefully target red states (as they're a lost cause anyway), because they know full ell the Trump administration mantra will be "CANADA BAD, EU BAD" with all kind of schizo excuses. Wait for the moment they say Fentanyl comes from the EU. It will happen, you read it here first.
As such, the EU tries not to stir this and give easy ammo to Trump to shoot his diarrhea.
Incredibly frustrating for the EU commission to have to babysit MAGAtards babies.

prostitution

zoom in

You grandfather's dick

Interesting, thanks.

nope. there will be some careful rapprochement, but not a return to prior relations. the sentiment that European security can not be left in the hands of American voters every four years also extends to economic security. the idea that EU will not pivot after what is perceived as great and dangerous betrayal is a grave miscalculation that even intelligent Americans seem to not yet fully grasp is not matching the reality of the EU zeitgeist.

MELI still a good stock since they have zero US exposure.
Would wait for things to settle down in the world markets tho.

Dang wish I was a girl sometimes.

it was obvious this was going to be a brain damage administration when tucker carlson interviewed putin and trump's family kept schizoposting about ukraine and pushing crypto scams, that alone should have been a red line, these people are all mentally unstable, just look at this ffs
youtube.com/shorts/SOMHq3QPjes

I can’t believe I voted for him 3 times (and would vote for him a 4th time)

OK but is it unironically time to slurp up the dip? Surely the fed will come in with massive QE if it drops any harder.

200% on china incoming

LOOOOOOL that dump

make sure you watch it, its quite fascinating

Why on Earth isn't there as big of a drop as one would expect? Is there some kind of market manipulation going on?

I bought the dip, when will I start making money??

say it with me
PRICED IN

What did you buy

both shorters and longers are unwinding their bets so they are keeping the price stable
meanwhile retail is buying their bags

In 2040 or so

big big big supplies of hopium. look at the retards that say 'nothing ever happens' like a mantra to numb themselves from reality

I can now rub women's feet for cheap

The west is saved

it's called cope, the small fish are being fried

A large chunk of Chinese US imports are from agriculture and shit.
RIP farmers.

I was looking at MELI and ASR earlier this month to diversify a bit, I gonna wait a bit more yea

the dip

That Iowa poll was off by two years

So what happens if Trump embargoes China?

He said he was going to do this all through his campaign run. You are a retard.

EU wants to put tariffs on American basedbeans as well.

You fool

300% tariffs let's fucking go

Tons of chinks starve to death, I think they get a ton of their food off us

futures dump on news

immediately pump afterwards

not crabbing even, pumping

Who the fuck is buying right now?

Good
Amerigolem mutt goyfeed does not belong on white people's supermarket shelves

How will the beef get strong and beautiful now

tesla staying green just because they announced a model thats 11k cheaper

Sure are gonna be able to afford that with all the other price increases

What are the chances this turns into an actual war?

I’m going all in on SOXL when the next bug dump hits and then ignoring the market for a year. What will I see when I look at my portfolio again?

they can buy everything from ukraine and russia, all the rice is grown in asia, they mostly buy to feed farm animals

WW3 is bullish

Why on Earth isn't there as big of a drop as one would expect? Is there some kind of market manipulation going on?

Whats the actual difference between a 205% tariff and a 10,000% tariff?

Demand is probably already destroyed

ww3 is priced in now is the time to buy

seems to be crashing now

With Trumps retardation nothing is off the table, but I'd hope not even his Republican sycophants want to commit suicide

(They) must set up the bull trap for the sloorpers

I’m going all in on SOXL when the next bug dump hits and then ignoring the market for a year. What will I see when I look at my portfolio again?

You'll wake up in semiconductor heaven and hopefully not hell from having KYS

it will, China will militarize and start bullying their neighbors. I would not like to be India right now.

Moderate risk if you just consider Taiwan. Almost guaranteed if you consider the whole globe. There will be wars that start thanks to this.

Interesting

China can hold out longer because they don’t care if the people suffer

Elfsisters, our response?

Not really, the cheap plastic shit was so cheap the 104% tariff would have been very tolerable, it would have only killed high value trade, this will kill ALL trade

They should play this today at wallstreet before they have to pull the switch. youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs

I repeat what is gonna happen:

Insane giga pump for 2 hours
Megadump after lunch break
Place your puts then

Ya 105% level probably wasn't quite total destruction of everything, but pretty soon the retaliation just become overkill

don't forget to buy puts at the top before the EU vote on tariffs and cheeto's retaliatory tariffs to the EU

over the span of one decade? depends on how hard the US gets fucked. if its great depression era tier, i see a realistic chance for it (10-20%). an empire feeling wronged, with a great military and under economic pressure is like a recipe for it. especially if you factor in all this rhetoric normalizing shit like annexing canada.
but i feel like my alarmist opinion is an outlier. i might honestly just be retarded to think this.

Tons of European will freeze to death, they get their energy from out motherland

I heard that one not that long ago. That's the beauty of free markets, it always finds a way.

probably not
every retard thinks world war 3 is around the corner and has for the last 80 years running

china is by and large going to come out of this in a better way than the us anyway, they're being seen in a more reasonable light by the countries around them and Europe. There's really not much point in starting a war when they can take advantage of this trade war.

why do muttmericans think they can win, china got all the cards

I'm 90% sure they are going to move on Canada and Greenland when they realize they don't have domestic supplies for their industrial buildout

kek

HOW WILL TRUMP RETALIATE TO EU TARIFFS TODAY? PLACE YOUR BETS

It helps that the winters in the past decade have been some of the warmest on record.

Im sure it's actually good no one wants to buy US treasuries in a bear market

Vietnam still hates China
Nobody mentally distant has actually heavily relied on China in such an intimate way

100% tariffs on the EU

Isnt it mindblowing how NVDA surged 30% from its week to low week high. 30 fucking percent?

Elaborate

EU won't do shit I feel, nobody wants their goods to be affected so there won't be a consensus and the response will be half-assed and symbolic

When will Trump meet William McKinley?

one MILLION percent tariffs

More tariffs nigga
China will respond with more tariffs
More tariffs from Trump

We're unironically will hit 10000%

yes, and now no one will heavily rely on the US in the same way.

the auto tariffs are literally agreed and announced yesterday
they are voting today

Yeah, the EU isn't going to retaliate against the country that is literally propping it up militarily and economically. If anything, we might actually see the EU put tariffs on China to prevent trade diversion.

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in a bear market, investors usually turn to safe assets such as US treasury bonds. if they don't, it implies the US treasury is no longer seen as safe haven for investment. dollar line may no longer go up.

In a bear market, people usually buy US bonds because they're stable. They're struggling to sell them right now, suggesting dedollarization might be the goal here

Time to sell vol.

You'll now notice why China doesn't really give a fuck about helping Russia in Ukraine. A number of reasons, really, but one is Ukraine has ample amounts of grain which China will happily buy. Watch China increase support for Ukraine over time and replace the US

Condemned to the coal mines if caught harboring Ch*nese wares.

I don't think it will turn into an all out war, but mercantilism may result in a lot of small scale wars across countries with growing economical maladjustments and tensions due to this.

To find enough food to feed a billion people won't be easy. Not every nation has the agricultural output the U.S does. Although an anon showed me that the U.S doesn't provide them as much food as i previously thought, so I'm fine with redacting my statement you're responding to.

Why do a million percent tariffs when we could do…. a billion?

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