/smg/ - Stock Market General

Yuugi edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=5xlmau8CLmg

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

Bulls, stop embarrassing yourselves, the coping is getting pathetic.

My wife's bull just bought the dip again

any bullish side hustles for the recession? Burning down homes for insurance seems boolish

Still buying

euro stocks

he bet against the jews

You know what time it is.

Today, some wallets will dry, while other wallets will drown

My broker has decided that Tesla going to go up 8% before US pre-markets even are open, so therefore i'm deeply in red from the start.. aha.. sure.

where are you guys seeing bond yield information? everyone seems to be posting screenshots of commentary and not graphs

both jews are fine

FUCKING JEWS AND MOUNTAIN JEWS

News status?

Nearly green

Are you ready to apologize to your president?

I sincerely hope you do.

The stock market now trades like a shitcoin

Amazing.

ITS GREEM

I personally can’t wait to get into the mccoal mine

didn’t you learn your lesson yesterday?

5300+ by end of day

closing green today

What time do tariffs go in effect?

he won

Now will you thank Donald for his revolutionary new system

they went in at midnight est

Don't care I'm shorting everything. We're seeing the same retardation as yesterday, and the day before.
Turns out shorting stupidity is easy as fuck

Everything pumping for no reason out of the blue

Iran could nuke the Strait of Hormuz and China could invade Taiwan right now and the market would still be green

3.5 hours ago everyone is celebrating the money they've lost

It's because the world TRUSTS OUR PRESIDENT

MAGA

That's it. The free market has spoken. Literal nothingburger. You can proceed as usual.

the capitulation is going to hit so incredibly hard

what do you think donald is doing right now? sleeping? watching the market? jerking off to seeing everything on fire?

I will proceed to sell my US bonds like all my friends

green

There are negative iq slurpers even now

I remember reading 10000 of these posts every day during early 2020

Market would still be green

See I now understand why MAGA says the stock market is fake how the fuck does it keep stable when global trade just got shotguned

golf

it's dark time

Retail isn't going to believe it until layoffs, extreme price hike, or bankruptcy enters the news. Then they'll suddenly become shocked that tariffs increases prices.

I've decided to put everything in Chinese equities.

Yes that's what I'm betting

Euro stox oversold according to bloomberg

Americans will be doing factory jobs but getting paid $50 per hour for them

Euro bros are edging the market

You will come to regret this strategy. I've seen it so many times over the years. You can make rational decisions about your trades. You are an ideological bobo wuth something approaching religious conviction. You won't take profit when the time comes. You will martingale a screaming bull rally.

global trade just died

The markets are overreacting

They getting bribes from Donald now ?

Isn't retail mostly irrelevant though?

TA during a massive repricing of the entire market

They are entering market in record numbers trying to buy the dip

Don’t tell him, allowing overconfident gay bears to get rekt for their liberal faggotry is one of my guilty pleasures

bloomberg was yesterday advocating a stable portfolio of 40% US equities instead of 60%, they are fucking retarded and cannot see the forest for the trees

the world still goes on, people will not stop consooming, the stock market will rise again

Does anyone know this website from techlead's last vid? I liked its ui, it doesn't look like tradingview. (It isn't yahoo finance!)

It won't stop him anyway

It's over

weren’t you bragging about the market opening green yesterday
then it collapsed

STINKY. FUCKING. GREEN. FUTURES. Didn't care that it went red yesterday, we're SO FUCKING BACK. Tariffs don't actually exist, time to SLURP! GET THOSE BAGS IN THE CASINO!

the thing is without cheap labor mass producing cheap shit, the average mutt would be too poor to be able to continue to consume

as a euro, I am 100% US equities and have been for years. I have no faith in eurozone markets long term

When we get back over 6000, how are you going to thank President Trump?

It went back down probably some Japanese or Euros bought

they are not green

Shit and Piss futures above 5010

Actually delusional, this must be bots as the retard retailers who would do this are still asleep

What's the news?

I'm so fucking speechless lmao.
Fuck that I'm taking a short position.

Europe is stinky

blumpf vs his allies

i had them too until last wednesday, recommending people invest in them now is nothing but inertia

OMXS30 still doing the crab rave

Goddammit

euro markets are actually alright. (for now) That's it.

Not really. LLMs are good for checking shit like this btw.

The markets have decided to forget reality same as how high oil prices was supposedly causing to drive less then they during covid

No but I sold shares and wrote covered calls on the open and rebought both on dip, it is possible to have some semblance of beta neutrality, did Reddit not teach you that before you came here and ruined this board like immigrants ruining America?

people thought it was recovering

how?

Futures positive

To the extent this is true I expect brutal political pushback. Courts, Congress, business, labor, public.

My portfolio is -27% since the start of the year, and basically I will never financially recover from this.

is that oblivion from alton towers kek, when I was in high school i pretended to read a magazine on that for the photo

US futures are fucking +1%
We should be hitting fucking circuits breakers. Everything is retarded, fake, and gay.
But then again the market is the collective of the people. And the collective of the people elected a retard. makes sense the market behaves like a retard.

futures green

based slurpers

Europe is not delusional like the burger market

Sauce? I've seen more posts by bookers saying they're liquidating their 401ks and stopping further deposits

that's from the morning
DAX is currently +1.4%

we fucking are, this is just reversing 2% gains from yesterday because of the tweet that caused 2% US greem

uhhh how tf are the futes going up? Exit pump or something?

america really thinks Europe is dependent on them

This is what your pride gets you

As you were saying, ungrateful swine? SURGE!

It is, it's just correcting the +3% overture the US had during its opening.

Don't worry, we can work out a payment plan to continue your obligations to the market. Could you do 60% of your income?

they're all over the place this is getting SILLY

If everyone prints, the dollars have to go somewhere.

You haven't forgotten the reciprocal china tariff of 34% on the 10th right?

Explain futures surging 3% the past few hours.

I am once again asking for your support

china can announce another set of countermeasures any moment and everything will collapse like house of cards

Your welcome

Truly the Crypto President

Nobody knows bro. This is a clown market.

how the fuck are shanghai and hong kong up?

Anywhere?

100% tariffs on China destroying 50% of our corporations is bullish

sadly i am coming to believe there will be no watershed moment, there is no good time to short. the fundamentals are bad and getting worse but there's too much dumb money and optimism, this will just be a painful few weeks

Did you not learn from 2020? There were hundreds if not thousands of posts just like yours. Stocks only go up.

Tariffs aren't real Anon can't hurt anyone

I told you we would have a gigapump on opening just to fuck with shorts. Give it two hours and it will dump harder than yesterday.

The world is 60% retarded
I'm sorry. It's terminal.

doubles down on tariffs

actually implemented them now

Futures green

Actual clown market

Well it was fun riding the ES whipsaw, good night gentlemen. Be very careful tomorrow. The saying in bear markets is: bears do well, bulls do well, pigs get slaughtered.

a asteroid could hit north America, and there would still be amrimutts "buying the dip"

Fentanyl shipments to the US are mooning, what the fuck is Xi doing

Reminder trump is a cult and there are rich republicans

W-what's a pig market.

I guess this is the reason for the pump.

this is okay because I can load up on more MSTZ calls

Do you guys know any stock chart website where I can move the watchlist dock from right side to the left side of the webpage? I've tried Tradingview, Yahoo Finance and both don't have this feature.

probably expecting Xi giving out more stimmy honey

everyone is desperate for a pump, and are pumping on ANY GLIMMER of hope (eg. the 'rumor' of tariff pauses the other day). What this means is the inevitable ACTUAL drop, once the hopium supply really runs out, is going to be catastrophic.

Getting greedy and not sticking to your guns

They started dumping US Treasury

I saw the white paper but it doesn't look like it's going to lead to much positive.

circuit breakers disconnected

I don't get this market at all

Save me Warren Buffett aaaagh

slurperchads we are unstoppable

doesn’t matter, the market is fully fueled by hopium

Everyone trying to time the bottom.

It's crab town

Predict the obvious fake tweet making a +4% intraday pump.

Huh, interesting. What would be even more interesting is the share of each segment in trading volume. Most retail investors just buy on a set schedule and never sell until retirement.

this will be good for futures it hink

slurpers didn't learn their lesson yesterday

Don't panic when this fake up is yet again another rugpull but institutions

Lesotho - 50

kek

obvious bull trap, not falling for it

oh really? why is that?

chinese representatives have been spotted at the White House, apparently heading for a meeting to discuss the current trade war

chink gf gets cheeky

slap her

"what was that for?? Don't talk to me"

"aw come on babe let's talk, call me"

"what, fuck you I'm not calling"

"I know you want it"

"okay I'm calling"

are they dating or something?

at least they're entirely inside south africa so transhipment will cut it to thirty, so only 40% of their population will lose their jobs
no news is good news, bad news is also good news

China is about get a lot more Chinese if you know what i mean

Some tiny French island got a 100% tariff

They can just get the 4x4 Ford trucks or something if they don't have roads.

oh shit, so whats good news then?

AI porn waifus look like THAT!?

these guys export 100k of lobsters to America and don’t import anything back so they need to have a massive tariff slapped on them

Option chain premiums are favoring calls over puts for spy

now they need to bring down the trade deficit kek
WITH WHAT MONEY YOU ORANGE NIGGER??

nikkei futures

yeah i'm thinking we're back

youtube.com/shorts/t8vKWuRYoHA
that's what it's like to drive a ford

I'm going to buy wisdom tree Europe defense ETF, am I retarded

the thing that you are forgetting is that the closing from the pandemic was obviously temporary from the start and it still required mass printing ,0% interest rate, and trillions of dollars in stimulus to save the market, and it still lead to a ballooning of debt and high inflation, if the same is done to try and prevent the collapse of stocks in this situation not only will it be counter intuitive to the goal of reindustrialization, it would also lead to hyper inflation and a default on debt, the only thing that would reverse at least some of this is for the US regime cuck on the tarifs

What do you mean?

No
It will pump in value

iirc they export gold and diamonds, so the tariff will make them uncompetitive and they won't be able to buy fuel for the electricity generators, and medicine
their misery is almost comparable to mine, when I look at my bleeding red portfolio

a bit late to the party but defense ETFs are probably the safest bet in this market

We're going down again, time for Trump to hit the 'red button'

good question there will be no good news until further notice

And why exactly is gay market rallying?

Well if they stop dumping their gold and diamonds unfairly on the US in exchange for worthless paper maybe they'll be able to afford stuff.

mediocre cope

it becomes slowly obvious over the last couple of days that President Trump has actually won

Falkland Islands 41%

It's over for Britbongs, better evacuate the island and hand it to Argentsimpians.

because I seethingly buy another $100 of a thing I know will fall in value, to cope

Chinese don't care about the US really. Also what the fuck is that thing (i want to have sex with it)

aaaand we dump

Ah yes, crude down another buck and change. Pricing in a recession. Bullish

The best part is that 100% was because the year prior, an American company bought like 10x more fish than usual compared to the previous years, despite trading being usually low. This single on-shot event made it so the calculation resulted in 100%, kek.
It's fucking retarded.

you really thought it was the bottom? oh anon, we are just getting started

stockhouse.com/opinion/contributors/2025/04/08/winners-tariff-quake-renk-nel-asa-almonty-china-attacks-u-s-defense-industry
politico.com/news/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-defense-weapons-supply-chains-00006481
There appears to be some domestic protection in terms manufacturing certain hardware and strong demand which we can export

Looks to me like MM shenaningans, fishing for liquidations, stop loss triggers etc to gather some liquidity to get through the day.

Ozempic, a medication used for diabetes and weight loss, is manufactured by the Danish pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk, with key manufacturing hubs in Denmark and France

whoops

Lol, apparently the fears have lessened on the fear/greed index. America is a clownshow. I can't wait for the Chinese to respond.

Ironically enough, the average merifat can neither afford ozempic nor mounjaro.
While I pay around 150€ a month for 5mg.

Can I buy calls on $LIZZO 400lb by 1st August?

US trade is like 3% of China's GDP. The importance of this is way overblown.

Don't the majority live in and out of Walmart. Surely the average American should be running for the hills

Does that shit work?

I feel like Trump has a magic bullet he just hasn't played it yet, like maybe he can put really high tariffs on certain goods and fuck China up for good

Xi won

the chinese foreign affair ministry have an hour ago, they said they're willing to talk if US is willing to show them respect

He's gonna 104% tariff selling us bonds.
GGWP China.

Everyone is high on hopium there’s some sorr of plan gotcha coming, that he isn’t retarded, that it isn’t all for nothing

pharma getting added

Well, I might be getting fired lol

just bought the dip, see you at the top8SMN

willing to talk

market pumps for no reason

people still havent realized that it's all about muh trade deficit

The 104% tariffs are here to stay according to The Great Satan. Bulls are so stupid and desperate, what a fucking clown market.

I sloorped too much, I'm illiquid.

Markets right now

lol enjoy your osteoporosis and ozrmpic face fagboy.

Also. ORANGE JUICE PUMPED ALMOST 10%

When people are fearful, drink colloidal silver.

Only thing that ever worked for me other than sheer suffering in a stress-free environment.

That's how cheap Teemu and Wish are.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Weeeeeeeeee

JEJAS

what stage of grief are US markets in right now and how long until we see the massive dumpening?

futures

it is actually the present in yurop right now sir

I‘m a man and eat my quark, my bones will be fine ;)
Stay fat, merilard

Navarro will fuck up any possible talk between China and Trump, idk maybe Xi will instruct Elon to assassinate Retarrdo if there's any way for this tariff shitshow to end

made a post that perfectly predicted that the market will crab due to big money not selling for no apparent reason

does not exist on the archive

I SHOULD'VE SCREENCAPPED IT THEN
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GLOAT
FUCK

denial

I have found it! Webull.

Denial. It will be a slow bleed because nothing else will kill the hopium

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF EURO

this, plus trump is all in on the getting rid of trade deficits thing

denial or bargaining

Are you some kind of panican?

Why do they always draw trump like he's some aryan gigachad?

Trump trusts Retarrdo more than Musk. I like neither of them but at least Musk isn‘t completely delusional and retarded.

literally just long with half your funds and close at lunch time and short with the other half and close before the bell, it's that simple

Biden was so based, can't believe how much I miss that sad sack of shit.

how bad is this on a major economic scale, should I expect 2020 or black tuesday

you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone

Because they're delusional in their belief. He is the Chosen One, therefore, we must deify him. Remember that shit about his bad portrait that made the rounds because it actually offended him?

Well Musk is pretty retarded, autistic and drug addicted but at least he undestand how supply chain work, which instantly put him as the most intellectual moron who's been in the White House those past months.

We are only 79 days in. There's another 3 or so years of Market nonsense to occur.

He was delusional in that he thought Trump wasn't going to do what he said he'd do.

You see, the thing with paper dragons is they cant be defeated with swords, they can only be defeated by the pen. China is likely now entering into the greatest deflationary spiral this world has ever seen. Or I could be wrong and they'll make a deal with Trump to secure a long term positioning, like China usually does.

this transcends economic scale, it's gonna be the fall of ussr level

Apparently neither. Everything is fine. You see, we're just not gonna sell. Ever. We're gonna pump, the market's gonna moon. Why? Well...

Shit's fucked, imagine if libturds started drawing pictures of Kamala and Hillary looking like attractive young women

Enjoy taking it for the rest of your life. Don’t forget to get your booster too. (Should have read the instructions)

I´ll FOMO in

If Kamala looked like J Lo she'd be president now

if the stock market is crashing why aren’t people pumping crypto? isn’t it supposed to be the future of currency? what am i missing here?

I am planning to take it forever because I know my hunger mechanism has been fucked since birth.
And I do take booster shots just like your retard-in-charge president.

They're closeted homosexuals

Would Americans even notice? They have so much shit between the ears

lol

We get filthy fucking rich as the US breaks down?

trump is gorbechov

kek tariffs are bullish now. turns out trump was smarter than the complainers

because they actually don't care who he is, they care about him being their symbol

don't slap your gf...

yeah i think you're wrong, and i also think they won't be making a deal

MIGATARDS are high on hopium that china will give up on the trade war

who invited all these newfags to the thread

Reminder that gorby was a last ditch attempt to save a collapsing Soviet Union after decades of stagnation and rot. This is something else, completely self inflicted destruction born out of social media fueled mental retardation

...why not?

all bots set to Crab

checkmate china

why was the crash cancelled?

he's fat and nearly 80 years old

so this is the latest cope?

The thing about the US is that the country is set up so well that the best thing for it is to have a government that does literally nothing but fix some roads and maintain security. They have everything: energy, natural resources, endless lands suitable for agriculture, tons of navigable rivers, a reserve currency that's practically a free money glitch and more, yet they found a way to fuck it up, somehow.

my fault gang i’m just high and worried

cancelled

you are in for a surprise

it's another day of free puts like yesterday

What's Trump's next plan, a pizza hut in the garage?

kamala would've landslided him if she had fat chocolate O cups

... this your guy?

i hope he brings the Pizza Hut Express back to Targets

#TheGreatWaddleForward

copium supply running out we’re dumping again

When should we expect to hit bottom?

in 2 years right as trump is blown out in the midterms

So this is the genius who is making me lose money for the greater good.
Boomers never stop fucking us dry.

lay off are bullish because people will have to get money somewhere meaning they will go into stocks as a means of gambling

We seen this before in 2020 if you aren't slurping this week you wont be positioned for the golden bull run

I have a feeling that trump is going to delay tarrifs for those that are being "friendly" to the USA in terms of negotiations. Yes I know the tarrifs have started but that doesn't matter, shits all over the place right now. He just wants to stick it to China.

He'd probably delay tarrifs and the double down again on China lel. No this isn't bull cope I'm not invested so I don't care, other than for wider economic consequences

Guess which states turn blue in 2028. Here is my prediction: GA (permablue), NC, PA, MI, WI, NV

Texas

min min low

bloomberg.com/news/videos/2025-04-09/china-hit-with-us-tariffs-of-104-video

is this shit gonna crash or not
if so how hard

no, tariffs will be retroactively applied since 2020 pay up retards

China is a terrible trading partner. They hate America and they hate Americans.

Europe is just holding out for next week when Meloni has the talk

what does a good trade partner look like

a vassal

no they actually don't, russians do, though.

you wouldn't want your to slap you

A crash doesn't happen in 24 hours, not even in weeks. It'll a slow descent with a lot of bulltraps until something major happen to switch into bull market again. Maybe tariffs being lifted.

Never, we'll be fluctuating between 4700 and 5000 daily for the next few years

A crash doesn't happen in 24 hours

dream big

I cant fucking understand a word this bitch said

There are people who STILL believe in tariffs going away

For fucks sake. How many times do you people need to be punched in the face before you realize the reality of it?

It is a cope. Guy would rather comit suicide in national television than admiting traiff implementation was bad.
He already say there will be pain, he is getting those coal mines and run his propaganda about panica or whatever.
Guy is in the casion and slots machines are Rolling. He will see this until the end.

don't worry about it

Short SBUX
People aren't going to be spending $5 for a latte in a recession. $80 right now and I expect it to be $40 eoy

I dunno man. I've watched some travel videos where American dudes go to China. They usually go "Are you Russian?" and when the dude says no, he's American, they say "Oh..." and look uncomfortable.

Meloni is so cute bros.

Getting yields lower was an explicit goal stated by Bessent. 10yr is now at 4.5%. Jesus fucking christ this is going to be brutal. Great work Republitards.

these swinging futures are so retarded

oh ok that settles it

lay off are bullish

We seen this before in 2020

2020 bullrun was because of money printing

Stoxx 50 holding strong at -2.9, even rising

Have they realized?

how bad is this on a major economic scale

it can become an economic Carrington Event retold for centuries

submissive and breedable

BTW, all of the /smg/ veterans moved to like a year ago with the Anon Babble email verification fiasco, and most of the people still posting on the Anon Babble thread are seething TDS redditors who are too afraid to show their flag.

She's a lil retard but cute indeed

Imagine how she sounds begging for BWC to go all the way in

thanks dude, people like you are the ones that stopping a circuit breaking mega crash

truth nuke

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (@RepLuna)
I fully back our President! The globalist economic order is in total meltdown mode.

euros really are betting on the positive outcome of the negotiations, but it's not gonna happen
orang is too dumb

I don't think they'll go away, just negotiated in his favour. He's larping about bringing all the industry back but it will probably end up with some back and better trade deals with those countries where he has to import. I don't think he's retarded enough to think the US can produce everything themselves.

Or maybe he is, we'll see. Like I said I'm here for the ride I'm not getting ridden

the whole US is his hedge fund now

sex

would eat her pussy till completion

any real /smg/ vet can afford a pass

Least retarded of the current European clown show methinks. Except Macron, Macron is insane, but he's smart.

this

people will have to get money somewhere meaning they will go into stocks as a means of gambling

i'm bullish, but even i think your thesis (assuming its not bait) is off-the-wall retarded

if he wasn’t retarded he wouldn’t have started this fiasco in the first place

US market is just a one big shitcoin at this point

go back to your namefag central sis

Wtf does this mean, are Americans consuming leaded products again?

I don't think he's retarded enough

stopped reading there

So you're saying they don't realize this (even if negotiations fall through) is good for Europe?

just retarded trump ballwashers

it is a cope at this point, trump is GOING to implement the tarrifs even if he's alone in his own party. there is no "reasonable businessman trump" anymore
i'd be there if that canadian baker stopped ruining the threads and lobotomized Anon Babblesmg/

i wish that was me

gorby is a saint compared to trump

Everything is oversold as hell. It needs a couple days of consolidation. Daily RSI is near 20, Fear index is at 4, all other indicators are screaming "oversold." Further crash can wait until next week.

TA on a shitcoin

do Anon Babbleniggers really?

nothing burger, just buy the dip go-i mean bro

and wallah, only up from here

TA on a politically induced market crash that is making hedgies dump treasuries like fire so they don't get margin called

YINN 17% up in premarket

MIGA bros... that was not the plan!

someone that trades 1:1
1:10 is unsustainable
China could have taken Trumps deal, they would have only had to pay ~$100Billion. Bright, prosperous future. Now they lose over half a Trillion. Lets see how this plays out.

+0.28%

so this is free puts right

its a hard choice. i hate the triptrannies people simp there but i also hate fast threads

How green are we ending the day? +5%?

threads will slow down once the happening unhappens and polniggers go back

At least people here talk about stocks instead of spamming their shitty fucking fetish porn

green

yeah we should fix this

it’s a small general with like the same five peeps it’s allright but this is the thread

debt refinance bros...

not that sex

you think you can fix it with just a single image?

I fucking swear they're trying to shake me out of my shorts
I WON'T, FAGGOT MARKETS
stupid ass fake futures

Should i do a nvidia straddle?

todays designated pump and dump event

I'm really tempted to short but this nigger market will pump into the stratosphere on even the hint of a deal by some rando on twatter. Risk/reward balance is too lopsided desu.

but there's no deals
it took like 2 years for the us canada mexico agreement, and now they have to make deals for 70 countries at the same time

Of course there aren't and there probably won't be, but the faggot dip buyers just go on vibes and twitter posts.

My play yesterday :

Wait till nvidia pumped to 100%
Place a put
150% return

If this works today I will piss and shit myself

it works until it doesn't

Dax is barely 2% down, I'm really not feeling this dump...

puts are cheap on the delusion pumps
you could have made 10k yesterday buying 525 puts

There is 0 chance this isn't a rugpull. Either it happens today or tommorow.

Reminder that collapses, especially of larger scale like what's about to happen, takes time. It took 2 months for the flash capitulation to stop and 2 years for it to bottom out back in the great depression. Perestroika (DOGE) took 6 years to dissolve the USSR. I expect the timeframe for these to be the same.
We're poisoned by tech making us want to see results now, but real life still doesn't move at that speed. Do your best to think a step ahead, or you're no better than a redditor.

this mess will be resolved before midterms
any money to be made is before house representatives need to actually try and get re-elected because if democrats get a majority then tariffs are cancelled by resolution next day

democrats

doing anything

you faggots are so delusional you are basically the market
republicans have already put motions forth on the senate but nobody is breaking in the house and the speaker wont let them vote on it even if they did
you only need a majority on both to vote to end the emergency and all tariffs are automatically cancelled, and it can't be vetoed
the moment this jeopardizes seats and the winning BIGLY doesn't manifest tariffs will be cancelled
they may come back in smaller numbers but these big ones are gone

a nation of coal burners

delusional

don't get me wrong, i'd love if the democrats actually manage to get their shit together and undo at least some of the damage trump has done
but i have been assuming absolute incompetence from them and i have yet to be wrong

you don't need them to be competent, you need them to vote yes while 3 reps join them after the speaker is removed

i stress, "absolute" incompetence

When is the EU vote for retaliatory tariffs today?

West coast fag here pulling an all nighter doing code wagie work while I wait for the 6:30 AM market open
probably gonna be an underwhelming crab 2bh

“These countries are calling us up. Kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal,” Trump told a group of Republicans on Tuesday evening, hours before the tariffs were set to take hold. He described foreign leaders essentially groveling to avoid the new tariffs: “Please, please sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything sir.”

What in the fucking fuck

He grabbed em right in the tariffussy

he's jerking off every day with all this attention he's getting

I didn't refute the resolution because that would do what is likely most important for now - stopping the tariffs and the emergency powers that is provided to the president. From THERE, you can then discuss how to prevent another Liquidation Day from happening again.
Like you said, midterms is the most likely time, which means 2 years. I wouldn't be betting on growth during that period as a general vibe, so I wouldn't be buying stock right now. Any funny moves is effectively gambling, and I am a man of safe options.

I think it's time to buy desu, every month buy a bit more than you would usually buy like 1.25x
this is an opportunity to lower your cost basis and get in cheap, just like covid and any other manufactured sell-off that isn't connected to market fundamentals

trump is doing it for the (You)s

I still think we got a long way to drop, but especially after a month or so, that'd be a solid play. There are some fundamentals in play here - less supply due to lack of trust will make the US economy much weaker - but like with the great depression, there are people who bought in those times and found great reward later in their lives.

Short everything american

wait apparently the resolution can still be vetoed, wtf who wrote these shitty laws
this is never ending, the market is crashing forever

maybe he was just pretending

Trump is the ultimate narcissist so he probably gets off at world leaders and ceos groveling to him

Do these countries have no self respect or national pride? Is money all they care about?

Why are you simping for a west coast tech company? They're all gonna be fine if it takes another day

t.10 years in tech

will yuros nuke US tech?
pls respond

everyone is here

It's about preservation. Imagine you're vietnamese and get rugpulled out of your low wage job

You might revolt

haha

They aren't acting impulsively because they are measuring how far they can or should go without this biting everyone in the ass so hard 1930s looks like child's play. I mean look at the what happened with treasuries overnight, everyone (outiside the US as well) saves in T-bills they are supposed to be "zero risk" safety blanket... the whole economy could really just burn to the ground.

They are saying yes if no deal