/smg/ - stock market general

Reimu smoking edition

Suicide Hotlines

988 (US, Canada, Mexico)
Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=5xlmau8CLmg

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

bring him back

aaaaaaaaahhhhhh

kill yourself tranny

FIRST FOR WHY TF IS EVERYONE NOT BUYING THIS DELICIOUS DIP

feels good man.

Casino will be open soon, we gonna get that Ezy Money

/smg/bros, pls say something nice to them

The dip is going to get dippier. Why over pay?

silver down

gold down

bonds down

stocks down

USD down

?????
doesn't make any sense
i think this is retaliation for tariffs on israel after they lifted theirs.

We are nowhere near the bottom.

Do something about execs

lmao like wish to be one?
I like double dipping

Crash, you stupid market. CRASH!

One day I hope to be rich enough to worry about liquidity

I don't think I'm sleeping tonight.

BUYING THIS DELICIOUS DIP

I bought the dip this morning, now its dipping the dip. I only got so much dip buying power so gonna wait for a fucking crash before buying again.

Are we gonna die in a few hours

oh damn
meds

Wheres pence? Someone needs to ring trumps neck

Are we gonna die in a few hours

In a few hours? No...not that quickly

what the hell are WE supposed to do about it? but I hope our complete and utter retardation doesn't affect your country too badly, I like the Japanese

What are you going to do instead?

They're wondering why nobody has offed Trump yet

RETVRN

so how bad do you reckon its gonna crash?
give me your %'s anons

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

4chansisters... our response?

Mnuchin was such a gigachad

H-Haha

Im market selling everything on open.
This is it, this is the end. This is going to make the great depression feel like a walk in the park.

Hope you sorry sons of bitches got in on the bottom of the 10 y

can they tell their game devs to stop losing to china, i hate it

This guy was based. Read his book, all he cared about was making the USD as strong as possible while maintaining order. New guy's a retarded cuck

4chansisters... our response?

tariffs, apparently

feels like shit just want them back bros

ch

That's just mean

bought puts on monday

ignored the fakeout rally

big red dick time

were not even at discount yet

I voted for this
Clean it up 2cucks

I won't apologize let the markets burn Trump is just making sure two absolute histories continue

250 years is when a Empire falls

Afghanistan is the graveyard of Empires

Stare at the screen and doom, I guess. I'm full tilt bear right now, so that's good, but now I'm debating on if I need to close my MSTZ position because of this bonds nonsense. BTC's pumping and I'll bet it's because bonds are dumping, and if that continues MSTZ will rape me and I should get out now. But, it's also fucking retarded, MSTR should tank so I should be short on it.

I didn't expect this turn of events and now I need to think about it and decide now before morning.

Only 52% elected trump the rest of us don't give a fuck

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ObETEC5YnuM

2chan should be nicer to us. Trump may show them mercy

people are holding cash

what do they think about the sharty

BTC going up is good for MSTR obviously, but interest rates going up is bad for MSTR because they've sold lots of bonds (convertibles)? Is that how the business works?

are we trying to kill us?

China is losing faster than us, they will fold soon,

If they were nicer, maybe he'd even be gracious. Nasty nips.

Hey you, japanese 2chan anons reading this thread: post more lolis in your 2chan thread, you have good taste

I can still read....

sleepy joe-sama i apologize...

be a millennial

go into debt for college

work hard

get a good paying job

pay off all my debts

time to build a life

save up money for a house

still no gf but w/e

dumbasses elect this fuckturd

ruins everything

makes all of my savings worthless

i may actually be homeless

it's not fair. i worked hard. i did everything right. its not fair

MSTR sells convertible bonds, and (so far) has not had to pay any of them back because they convert 100%. All of their convertible bonds up until 2028 are already fully converted, so that's not really a big concern for them.

BASTARD SLINT EYES I LIKE ANIME

Theme:
youtu.be/SqQAEl1Mz1Y?si=qVQOzjkpCKbe-rAY

mood

do something about it.

If I go to the bank and ask to withdraw all of my money, can I ask that they give it to me in Chinese Yuan?

Why is BABA PUMPING THEY SHOULDNT BE PUMPING NOOOOO THE USA IS DONE FOR

You gotta admit he did a masterclass in duping amerimutts into destroying their own cheap living standards and hegemony based on the dollar.
American democracy is even faker than ours, you cant bribe Putin like we bribed Trump to btfo himself

Send hot asian chicks to fix the trade imbalance and we may show mercy
You dont hold the card 2ch, think carefully

imagine being so normiegriod you didn't see any of this coming 20 years ago, you just follow what the system tells you and look where it got you you have only yourself to blame

The strong do what they can, the weak suffer what they must.

retard

japan should be the new superpower so we can get panty shots in our games again

Are yoou in some kind of fanclub?

you're giving mr blueberryhill too much credit. trump is just a cocksucking jew

When are we going to start seeing bank runs

most phones can translate images nowadays

Don't make that face! It's impolite.

Now this would be 4d chess

the banks are already empty lmao

Millennials are the most fucked generation since WW1 and WW2

What I didn't know that i feel old now

A bank is already believed to be failing in Japan.
x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315

Things would need to get really bad for that to happen, so maybe end of the month if things continue like this.

We should combine forces with 2chan. Have they heard of SOXL or Clifftranny?

Anon...

ruski google has image translation also
translate.yandex.com/ocr

retard zigger, putin is going to get fucked in the ass because oil prices are falling which will fuck over the russian economy

Flip phonebros...I'm not feeling so good...

SELL SELL SELL

kek

graduate into the 2008 financial crisis

just when you've gotten your shit back together, coof

now this

I'm done with these once-in-a-century crises every decade, thanks

How

we're literally in the opening days of world war three and you're worried about you 401k
NIGGA YOU'RE GONNA DIE SOON

they do actually have the right to criticize us here

Why is china pumping right now. Our tarriffs were supposed to defeat them....

They are pumping their market plus China investors knows stimmy is on the way

終わりだ

he didn't buy YINN calls yesterday

link thread

im not sure they know about the sharty. but the sharty isnt really politically active in the way Anon Babble is, theyre an extra psychotic offshoot of them that cares more about being a nuisance than anything. that and they havent gotten any major media coverage like 4ch did

The nips even know about Fox news. I don't know anything about Jap media

because we're the main character of earth they're just a quirky side character

Where is our stimmy?

I don't know anything about Jap media

I know about Gamecenter CX. Does that count?

LMAO what the fuck?

I don't know why Karyl is the mascot of 株スレ, but she is cute. I guess it's like Satania on Anon Babble. I bet if 2ch were introduced to Bobo and other Anon Babble characters they would draw funny stuff. Well, I guess Nikkei-chan has already gotten well acquainted with Bobo-sama.

what foods are immune to all tariffs in america?

This is how 50% of gen z looks like, do you think they'll be working in factories?

there was an image of a loli getting fucked by a bear, so that's close i guess

Why is he shaking his legs like that

DAME DA NE DAME YO

Guys, I don't think it was 4D chess and he was just retarded the whole time

he's never watched Dabidu Robatso ask for directions

youtube.com/watch?v=2fjOk2H7uS8&list=PL886139F667C6DC2F

Need a Xi money printer gif (panic xi wearing a smug xi mask)

chibi stock market dropped

I want to buy a nvdia 100 put so bad but I'll get fucked on open I just KNOW it

pic

Timmy's first lesson in risk management

its so cool that america is collapsing exactly 250 years from its birth, if you know you know

Tbf they have the Forex for them they don't care they will dump as long as they need

the resistance bumps are getting weaker and weaker

He probably attached those ball sized vibrators to his dick. The VR community is very inventive with how they masturbate

I did. Sucked myself dry.
I suppose it's about time to break out that sign and do a stroll up and down wall street for the day

Wonder if there is any pattern of empires hitting a decline milestone around 250 years. maybe someone can ask shatgpt

the dead jelly cat bounce from Neopets (TM)

Glorious American future is incoming

they call jerome powell "パウパウ"

kek, sounds like the noise a puppy makes

down 15k in my 401k

Retirement accounts are a FUCKING SCAM.

1 hour before Europe's market opens

Stagflation baby

Bitcoin recovering

have a modern phone.
it can be pretty finicky though.

Dead cat bounce. Zoom out

Qingyi crush me with your hag maxxed robot thighs

pov: you're trump and you tariffed israel

It might not be. If both stocks and bonds are crashing, it would make sense for money to flee into BTC and gold.

Watch the other hand. Mollusk has cards. Mars. The lodestone calls and long shall its will be done.

I can't wait to find out what happened with the bonds in Japan

Which eastern whore did they hire for the IDF ?

it's like a heartbeat slowly dying

HOW CAN I TARIFF ISRAEL, MYSELF?!?!?!

im not sure they know about the sharty.

good

hey havent gotten any major media coverage like 4ch did

tbf there were a few school shooters shooters en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antioch_High_School_shooting

may.2chan.net/b/res/1309623266.htm

nasty

it would make sense for money to flee into BTC and gold.

Nah, the market is made up of conservatives and boomers, they'll withdraw the money and sit on it until the markets become more predictable

I don't think it's Americans driving this. I think it's the Asian market doing this pump, and I honestly don't know how they feel about BTC.

european premarkets

It over x

hour one of nofap, i'v been averaging 15 times per day for 5 months, something had to change

At least post the real video, anon

Holy shit! we're mooning so hard on the futures. WERE SO BACK!!

Looks nice. At least i get to sit down. Amazon doesnt let me sit down.

impressive streak. keep it up!

don't look at me
i intentionally spoiled my ballot with an invalid write-in and only voted in local elections
fuck being a part of the bullshit that is the federal circus

>may.2chan.net/b/res/1309623266.htm

They migrated from bump limit, new current thread:
may.2chan.net/b/res/1309632448.htm

Microsoft canceled a $1 billion data center project that was planned to be built in Ohio

WHY?

Futures pumping

Hopefully fake and gay. Most likely.

Alright good night. May tomorrow be eventful.

American farmers will have no where to sell their onions
You will have no money for groceries
Trump will have 0% approval
Basedboys are coming back bigly

ARE THE 10Y YIELDS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

years is when a Empire falls
literally not true at all. The guy who coined this considered the Ottomans to fall in the 16th century to make his formula work

I don't know that they're pumping so much as easing off on how big of a gap down to shoot for

American farmers will have no where to sell their onions

It's hard to talk about certain agricultural commodities on this website

china pumping

futures pumping

What the fuck. This market is dog shit. I was supposed to make money by everything dropping today. No logic garbage. How the fuck a company that just.lost their main area of business is up 6% overnight

This is the last pump Mumus will see before an entire week of crimson red

i bought SOXL and YINN calls yesterday on close with my put gains kek
let's see who wins

zoom out

I was supposed to make money by everything dropping today

you were warned about the kangaroo

getting a manufacturing job will probably help you

oh. they dont have jannies over there huh...

Why's the nikkei thing going up? Is it to do with the announcement soon?

Probably betting on emergency stimmy

how many kneepads should I buy after today?

Good morning everyone, I almost couldn’t sleep I was so excited. So it happened at midnight after all, I can’t believe it!!! Did anything happen that I should know about? Going to set up my moka pot brewing while I wash my face and brush my hair, todays going to be super I can feel it

I don't see why the Japs should be panicking that much, it's really just the US committing economic suicide with some collateral damage.

he may as well say a deal is utterly impossible

can't we just jump to the part where we embargo each other? fucking hell.

Now you will have babies x.com/elonmusk/status/1909141870573424751

just kek, prepare your anus baggies

Isn´t it the case that tariffs make US exports even less competitive than they were before, hence increasing the trade deficit of goods? The heart of the issue is that the price of US products aren´t competitive. So basically the only way the trade deficit could be reduced is by making Americans just consume less. I guess higher prices would achieve that kek.

I think the current dump cycle is losing steam, it may even pump later in the day or crab.
For now I'm shorting just for some quick bucks, maybe like +4% or so, and then I leave for the day. The inflation reports on Thursday may bring the markets down again anyways by confirming shit's fucked. And China may also retaliate to the 104% tariffs by Thursday pre market like they did with their last response (which was 2 days after Trump added those tariffs)

can he at least make theoretically possible demands? this just makes us look retarded beyond belief.

Enjoy stagflation mutt-child

That's what he's been signalling the whole time. That he wants trade surpluses and tributes and outlandish shit, but people hear of possible 'deals' that are not possible and that's led to the massive hope people seem to have right now.

an entire year wiped out in a couple weeks

tariff

how many kneepads should I buy after today?

Invest in a good pair, they're going to see a lot of use.

Okay :)

what board is this?

china just taking it in stride those chads give 0 shits

Biz crashed for a moment there, anyone else notice

2ch I think

Somebody stop him?

They're apparently considering stopping cooperation on fentanyl reduction too.

Me trying to invest with Trump at the wheel

kek amerikeks will never recover from this

low birth rates were a big deal for the Romans

for the tiny senatorial class, during a specific time period, according to a guy bemoaning how degenerate everyone is, sure?
They had sky high fertility rates, like fucking 6+ children per woman. The problem was that half of them died as young children. This has nothing to do with "hedonism", nor was there a population decline, that happened hundreds of years later after several plagues and civil wars
t. shit nobody cares about enthusiast

I'd give it a bit. I'm sure markets will settle on something a bit more stable than BTC.

30 mins left...

Trump says tariffs will help House Republican ahead of midterms

How's Europe pre market looking ?

I wanna invest into cunnies if you know what i mean

he’s ACTUALLY just fully delusional

Reuters quoted sources as saying German economic institutes are to revise down their forecast for 2025 to just 0.1% growth, under projections that do not factor in the latest Trump tariffs.

Guess it's recession time for Germany.

China wasn't even contributing too much to the fentanyl problem, now that Trump's fucked them they're probably going to push it out at industrial capacity / add it to Temu.

That's actually good info I had been under the impression it was le urbanization always and everywhere

EU that was on life support pre Tariffs is now going to finally crash

This is very Bullish all things considered if your economy doesn't crater and your near Europe

It’s just a gigachad tradposter narrative, it means nothing

I don't think I quite know what you mean. Please, clarify

25th amendment
now
holy shit

think I’d rather just kill myself

And then one day, for no reason at all, the Germans elected...

baiting people this hard on a platform he owns

im not even mad that he's blatantly wrong
im mad that retards will bite the hook and give him the satisfaction of feeling right

Thank god we ended up not pumping yesterday. Time to sloorp up.

based

"we're too prosperous"

Is he going to give up his billions?

4 suicides so far in Stockholm, messages coming in about possibly 2 more in Frankfurt.

Bold slurp but not outrageous

Euros at -3.2 to -3.5%

Footsie at -2%

The perfidious anglo wins again today I think fellas

its starting to sink in that this is no joke and we are in fact giga-mega fucking heemed. this might be the worst fin/econ decision in history.
honestly im tired of living through these generational once in a life time market resets every couple years. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STABILITY.

6 suicides in Europe

America going to be with Allah

may.2chan.net/b/res/1309632448.htm

i see ty
it's over

no part of the Republican party is being helped by this. He is making them look both cowardly and useless here: first because they have done nothing to stop him, and those who have at least raised doubts about the plan have make no indication that are willing to or even can do shit about it. Ted Cruz, for example. He spoke up and followed it with... nothing. It's potentially good conditions for some republican to set themselves apart as something less than a lemming. No takers on that so far.

Institutions can't make the decisions as retail investors. Even if they know the market is going to say, lose 50% of its value, unless there is a real catastrophe (like COVID or bank crisis) they cannot dump their clients' or shareholders' stocks all at once because that would violate their fiduciary obligations and put their jobs on the line. Institutions don't have an internal policy for what to do when tariffs are raised 104% because that hasn't happened for the past century.

No stability for 4 years.

its starting to sink in that this is no joke and we are in fact giga-mega fucking heemed. this might be the worst fin/econ decision in history.

What makes you think that?
Is it the fact that your country freely printed as much money as it wanted, exported its inflation and had everybody lined up to buy their debt but decided to say "yeah fuck that it's a bad deal" or is it something else?

yields are going back up

Bullish or bearish ?

What can they do? There's too many crazy house members to get enough of them to override a veto on taking away the tariff ability.

yields going up while stocks crash is a nightmare scenario

Trump says tariffs will help House Republican ahead of midterm

Well republicans do prefer being the minority party in congress so you're not wrong

Any intcels still alive? Anyone slurping? I started from 21 to 18 and I think I'm slurping too early...

What can they do?

Something more than radio silence and a shrug, perhaps.

germany isn't open

Don't I know it, I sold everything but vanguard can only email everyone saying "please please please don't sell just keep putting money in, you NEED to max out your ISA contribution this year right?"

We're not doing anything nigga.
I just called Trump on the phone and congratulated him on his brilliant tariff plan. Said it was the greatest thing I've ever seen, pure art of the deal.

Where would you like to die, Iran or Taiwan?

based

watching the nikkei makes me realize that even though this shit is already happening we're still not even close to being priced in

I aint slupring shit nigga what the fuck

Iran higher chance I don't end up in a video compilation called

cool drone kills #37

for fuck sakes 1pib this is a stock trading thread. fucking bot.

Also bad since spending is going up compared to last year, and with the GDP set to contract debt/gdp will be shit.

us oil drilling stocks

grim

Not wanting to be in the epic drone strike compilation

Loser.

13 minutes until the European stock market faceplants.

Well new drilling is off the table if oil prices keep going down. Subsidies seem unlikely.

not wanting to have a totally radical death

uh oh, stinky

increase of inflationary pressure, increased volatility, worsening of the recessionary effects. this is an absolute disaster for business.

less demand

lower profits

lower earnings

lower market returns

Trump said he would get pil prices down

When is that due by ?

Engaging slurp thrusters.

10-Year and 30-Year Treasury Yields Soar Overnight, Signaling Likely Jump in Mortgage Rates

Why are they fighting

It's not, they usually just fall down and die anon.

How do I profit from the market's delusion?

How can it be that I’m the only one enjoying this lol?

mtg rates going up

RIP OWING A HOME

What's going on right now is the neoliberals are recapturing the hill on the dem side, ignoring labor among others, basically they're accepting the party realignment offered

The collapse to reality will be hard and fast. It'll be hard to predict, better to hedge your bets in foreign assets that seem stable (not stocks)

Because Musk understands that the US is committing suicide

They're turning on Elon

peter retarrdo

heh

Trump say he will get oil prices down

trump crashes the economy therefore lowering demand for oil

oil price goes down

4d chess

Because Peter is in fact a gigantic retard and everybody knows it, and Elon bought his way in so he's the only one who can say whatever he's actually thinking.

Rome also had many other similar problems. Such as currency devaluation and corruption, for instance.

you know they say all countries are created equally, but you look at me and you look at the USA you can see that statement is not true. see normally when you go up against another nation you got a 50:50 chance of winning, but I'm a socialism with Chinese characteristics freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% chance AT BEST, at beat me. And then you add the EU into the mix? Your chances of winning drastic go down. You see in the three way superpower war you got a 33 and a third chance of winning, but *I*, I got a 66 and two thirds cha- percents, because EU KNOWS that he can't beat me. So you take my 66 and two thirds chance of winning, and add my 75% chance and I got a 141 and two thirds chance. Senor USA, the numbers don't like, and they spell DISASTER for you in the trade war

futures -1,5%

nothingburger
see, nothing fucking happened, all this dooming and shit is just slightly down, there will be no dump today, Anon Babble is wrong about everything nowadays because so many people posting here are from reddit

Too early to slurp.

I've sold my positions now and can finally say that words cannot describe how vindicated I feel.

Buy BEARs on Monday

A gay ass fake news pumps the market

My shit just tumbles in value

Still believe that there is just no way this pump can be real so I double and even triple down on the BEARs when they dip further

Finally on Wed the lie crumbles and I make back what I lost and then some

From despair to exaltation. That being said I don't want to be a bear anymore, it is crazy stressful. Thank you for reading my blog.

you were cocky yesterday when the market opened green too

Chinese real estate then

Just a sip then. I have to.

Maybe government has been trying to get investors to swap into tech and industry

it is crazy stressful

It is. Particularly in a word of mouth sort of brouhaha like this where critical details can change instantly, communicated with a social media post.

The profits I made during the Deepseek panic are the only thing keeping me afloat rn

This is why no one likes bobos. They want vindication not wealth

here we go

30 seconds

Boom

Dont forget your training, anon!

treasury yields recovering

Guess Euros are buying

WE'LL SAVE YOU AMERICA-SAMA

Why the Fuck isn't it dumping more? Are the markets STILL that delusional?

I financially don't care anymore, burn it all down, death to america

it's open

yes

we like to doompost but it'll take time for the effects to become clear, uncharted waters

they probably still believe in muh deals but it will quickly fuck off when donnie's retardation causes every country to tell him to kick dirt 1 by 1

Good old Frankfurt. You gotta trust the Germans to bring order.

please dont save us
we deserve this

But Trump's idea of a deal involves the country paying him tons of money, not what the market thinks a deal is.

nothingburger

Markets stay irrational longer than (You) can stay solvent, anon

Scamwicked again LMFAO

there won't be deals, what trump wants is completely at odds with observable reality

don't leave us alone, there's nobody else in the first world

That's my point, people hear deal and think 'remove tariff' but that's not what Trump has in mind for a deal. I don't know why people are so delusional right now. Hope the Pharmaceutical tariff announcement shakes some reality into things. I don't like feeling like things are just gonna dump when people realize what's happening.

???

futures green

quite

seems "not good", boss.

Holee

I want to see that red slurped up by tea!

The chud tax.

checked
based satan

futures wtf

vanguard spy etf dumps 4.5% on open

5x short etf halted

Fuck you

I cant keep slurping like this

Austrio-Hungarian R3N4554NC3

Chuds won

this shit will get slurped, and this is coming from a bobo

this post was traveling all the way from 2014 to make it here

the futures are flat sir

WTF just happened

I bought

Btw Hungary got kts Tariffs removed supposedly after threatening some 57 percent Tariffs on space and aerospace competentz

????

Jesus fucking christ

check again

I guess everyone is going to pretend this doesn't matter till inflation or relevant economic data comes in

Japs are saying Trump is looking to tax foreigners with assets in the US. Is this true?

There's no timeline where it makes sense for US futures to be green. And yet we are in this clown timeline.

poggers

evropa...i...i-i'm sorry...

Some men you just can't reach, which is the way he was

I guess people aren't going to believe it until they go to the store and see the price hikes.

Ding ding ding. You're awake! You overslept anon. The market just opened!

Hope Orban sees this bro

the market is insanely fake and gay, aint no way futures are going to go green.

'folio is green

Bobo btfo

check again

??? We are fucking sleeping over here

listen every minute I could take a screenshot of red and you could take a screenshot of green, they are flat

what the fuck lmfao

Does anyone know this website from techlead's last vid? I liked its ui, it doesn't look like tradingview.

Medicine gonna be hit by tariffs as well now

Oh it's going DOWN down

Sloorpchad won.

I take it back fuck you they are down

WTF happened with futures?

Please provide context when posting these. What is this from? Who did the interview? Who is the source?

UK 30-YEAR YIELD RISES 16BPS TO 5.51%, HIGHEST SINCE 1998

Euro bros...

Panic sell and eat the losses time?

IM YELLING TIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE
YOU BETTER SELL

UK default in the cards

Lmao

baked

this market is so retarded, fake and gay

crash was cancelled