/smg/ - Stock Market General

It's weird how tomorrow definitely is the day everyone was waiting for, ie, the Monday we should've had, yet nobody cares. There's no hype, no watching futures, and as far as I know no circuits breakers being triggered in Asia.

No-one knows who I was in the last thread

circuit breakers tmrw

ORANGE MAN TURNED ME GAY WTF

N-nothing ever happens

was there Anon Babble in 08?
same

Tap in your predictions now.

It hasn't happened yet, wait for midnight eastern time.

10% pump

Breakers, plural

Breaking: Sources close to the Trump White House say they are pressing on with their tariff plan based on this calculation: That the tumult in on Wall Street in stock market, while significant, will not be matched by a similar tumult in the Main Street economy. That the negative wealth effect primarily targets non MAGA affluent voters; that jobs will be largely retained because of deregulation and tax relief. And soon trade deals will be cut that lessens the tariff impact, so markets will stabilize.

Good luck he's literally betting small businesses who source from China will survive

In 2008, the government wanted to save us.
In 2025, the government wants to slaughter usm

copium srun out and now everyone is full on cocaine at this hour

BULL
BAIT

1 circuit breaker for sure

mfw i don't own any stocks

1 breaker

No there was Anon Babble, a lot of excitement for the market crashing, a lot of people worried about their jobs. The population of the board was younger too to be fair so less people with money on the line.

It felt like a crisis, might be the great depression coming, this one feels more like the end of an era. Even when we recover, if we recover, nothing will ever be the same. Trust in the US is fundamentally gone in a way it wasn't before.

I wisha that was the case, chud-kun

Anon Babble was like 2014 i think

crabing for two days until reality s in on friday and them we dump

I still have tesla stock what should I do?

WHEN I SAY BIDEN YOU SAY SORRY

BIDEN

Holding puts and inverse ETFs, but it would be hilarious if the clown market decided to pump or crab tomorrow. I guess we'll wait and see.

kek to miggers really thing this all just gona blow over by midterms, we letter just went through a shipping crisis two years ago and started one of the worst inflation crisis in US history.

SOXL sisters. I just realized the last time SOXL bounced NVIDIA had a market cap 1/10 the size it does now. How fucked are we?
Going 250B to 2.5T is a lot easier than 2.5T to 25T.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
youtube.com/watch?v=kMXapsSOCD0&ab_channel=TheSmashingPumpkins-Topic

Why wouldn't it? Tariffs go into effect midnight.

Why did the market go up yday? Why does anything happen in this market? It already went up 36->50 in a day last week, but it went down yesterday and today only up 5%

People selling drugs and guns are about to go to the moon when everyone gets too poor and sad for healthier outlets.

I believe everything will be okay in the long run.

THEIR PLAN BACKFIRED

10-YEAR AT 4.3%

30-YEAR AT 4.8%

THE MONKEYS ARE HOWLING

THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING

THE BABOON IS RAPING

THE RIVER IS MURMURING

THE

You can hear commentators getting darker and darker in their estimates as they start to realize that it's actually happening.

April 9th, 2025

i put a little bit in too, might get fucked but oh well. not a lot either but at least my munny will be doing something. guess ill need to actually wake up before 9 this time

President Trump says China has "ripped us off left and right. But now it's our turn to do the rippin."

x.com/i/status/1909774130645262642

SORRY

Your etsy and amazon storefronts arent small businesses.

This feels like one of those things with a chapter in a high school history book like the "Great Leap forward"

What will this one be called, "Liberation Day"?

Futures are only -1. where's the red?

Defense stocks outperform.

What happens if Bonds hit 5 percent?

Yeah, the rippin of your own population paying additional taxes.
Dumbfuck.

slight drop

fake news "breaks"

market pumps 5% then back down

then pumps 2% just because

Nothing happens. The market crabs for no apparent reason as the big investors inexplicably refuse to sell.

2008 wasn't this steep, wasn't this retarded, and wasn't quite as directly attributable to a single actor.

-6% opening, crab down to -7 over the rest of the day.

SPY closes @ 450
check 'em

I hate to say it but at -20% and no post-tariff earnings reports out yet I think we're in for an anti-climax

for now

ripping us a new one

They were just in denial. The same thing happened during covid. I remember watching them talk about the numbers as they slowly spread internationally until they went parabolic and markets crashed hard.

COME BACK
JUST WALK BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE AND JUST KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING LAST TIME
WHO'S GOING TO ARGUE WITH IT? I WON'T

basically the worst case scenario for equities.

Trump turned the stock market into a shit coin exchange and i hate him for it

would you like to make a trade agreement with England?

This Anon is absolutely full of shit. I was there, we were all looking for lulz and jerking off to Boxxy. None of our broke asses gave the slightest fuck about the market.

Oh, wait until you get tomorrow's fake tweet to prop up the markets.
You KNOW there will be one.

l'crabe vers le bas

If the premise of their argument is that the small businesses will survive because reasons, things genuinely aren't looking good.

Yes Anon this is stupid but we knew that

That's what I'm saying, we were excited and looking for lulz.

The mood now is much worse

impossible because companies will have to start pre-ordering supplies to calculate the shipments to send to america

we're seeing history made right now its surreal

Trump will cuck to Vietnam causing a massive pump.
But then his senile retardation will keep it crabbing until the crazy tariff garbage starts up again.

Because the reaction already happened. It doesn't renew in vigor just because the previously announced news technically goes in to effect.

I'm all in on 3x inverse and puts so judging my by calculations trump will pussy out and everything will be massive green dildos

we're seeing history made right now its surreal

What do you mean? Market is closed

now it's our turn to do the rippin

its over bros
soxl to 1 soon

VIX above 50 on open

Why are futures only down 1.5%?

check'd

Bitty dumping

the market has been doing the opposite of our expectations and now that everyone here is too depressed to expect a dump its gonna circuit break x2

God damn idk if full tariffs will be in effect for earnings next quarter. But the quarter after we are in for an amazing nuclear winter baby

So what you're saying is that it's priced in?

This is true. 2008 was a shitstorm due to bad credit. This is just a string of unforced and unprompted errors and doubling down on listening to a crank economist who cites his alter ego as a expert.

What defense stocks look good right now?

I disagree with that too Though the Anon Babble of than vs now is incomparable.

I 100% believe those small bounces every other day are manipulated by the big funds to get exit liquidity from retarded retail

and wasn't quite as directly attributable to a single actor.

The Biden Crime Family has multiple attributable actors

We're gonna make deals and negotiations but we're not dropping tariffs

how is this helping anyone

Should i use the weightloss pills bros?

I wonder if buyf/a/g is truly dead now. Photo of my last figgie.

Total capitulation soon

200% tariffs on China
200% tariffs on EU

nikkei dump is underwhelming, -3% s&p tomorrow. Nice and chill measured collapse.

it's my only source of volatility right now
i was desperate for my fix
outside of solana completely shitting itself over the past two months, there's been NOTHING going on in crypto

muh memecoins

fuck OFF

BTC drilling through the floor

Little preview of tomorrow right there.

RTX basically has its hands in everything and does a lot of US manufacturing too.

Should i use the weightloss pills bros?

probably not.
Stop drinking calories, find a salad you like, and move around 2+ hours per day minimum

S&P futures in all out war on 4900 support

Well let's not downplay finance thinking they could play god with the economy and gaslighting normies into thinking it was simply too advanced for their little pea brains to understand their schemes

Vietnam

It will be India commerce minister negotiations are getting somewhere

priced in

Pardon, I'm not familiar with that term

Btc sub 75k.

People are quite literally holding their breath thinking he's gonna cancel them at the last minute

I mean you still have japan,at least is something

Cyanide pills are proven to make you lose 100% of your body weight in 1 minute or less

5 minutes until Trump saves us

Now that I think about it, we're witnessing a huge earth-shattering shake up, and banks and funds don't like that.
I wouldn't put past them having really bad positions and skeletons in their closets. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a banking/financial crisis on top of this in 6 months/1year.

marvel at the greatness of the Experienced Trader

if this is a prelude to a real war, any of them, really
i cut a lot of things over the past few months but i could only convince myself to sell 12.5% of my RTX

BONDS
WTFWT

is there a conference or meeting?

Thanks i might try those eventually

Same. Any time I firmly go all in one something I get completely fucked. But any time I bet a lot on something risky and then pussy out and sell before anything happens it turns out I missed the opportunity

he will cancel them last minute lol you people are delusional if you think he will go through

Wouldn't be the first time. The will he won't he shit he pulled with Canadian and Mexico tariffs were basically this. There's some hopium that he's not completely fucking retarded. Not a lot, just a touch.

I really like Northrop. They have a lot of huge future projects that are basically locked in. Sentinel ICBM, B-21 Raider, possible they win the F/A-XX fighter program.
But like the other Anon said, RTX is good for the same reasons.

one motherfucker did this with the economy at the stock exchange in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through everyones market cap around him. I guess it fling his stock price to 2 before it was acquired by somebody's chinese holding company.

They still use the same stock exchange, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those fences on the roof.

You're mostly wrong about that but it doesn't matter.

What makes you guys think you "deserve to trade" especially in a bull market? Don't you have anything else that makes you happy? Just money and trading? Are you really unable to take a month off or a couple years? Get a new hobby?

OK stocks go down 40%. So what? You came back you now buy stocks at 40% off.
The average person buys bonds and Chinas plans are foiled. Rich people who used stocks as a parasitic crutch on your economy are now scared and needing to take action. People really thought they were going to sit on a beach from age 50-75 in Florida going on dividends rather than adding to society. Well, guess not huh.

If you hate this country, or Trump so much just fuck off, nobody cares, its not your right to trade stocks. Or learn how to short. Its scary but you can do it, become a good trader not just lucky. We don't need your daily whinefest about how you can't trade and it makes you sad. Just quit and get a real hobby you bore me.

Nice, I'm inversing MSTR so already making money.

lel

youtube.com/watch?v=H94ntp93SGY
time to sit back and watch it happen

Too many people betting on a last minute cancellation of the tariffs.

anon, we can’t cope anymore, we have to accept reality.

India commerce minister negotiations are getting somewhere

Of all the back stabbing countries, India pulling a W would be peak clown world, so I believe it.

HOLY SHIT AIEEEEEEEEEE

if I can come back, you can too

Unironically, the steeper the drop, the less likely it is to last. So that might honestly be a good sign. True devastation is steady and unrelenting, not the massive fits and starts in both directions that we've been seeing the past few days.

Sorry, bro. But this is our new normal.

I went all in just a couple hours ago...
I'm fucked, aren't I?

What about tesla will it come back?

you lying nigger

FALL ASLEEP ORANGE CHEETO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pic rel I have no idea why this is triggering the filter

I'll share some of mine when I'm laid off from my cushy cubicle job and my only remaining options are soldering iPhones or kneepads.

all in on what?

not if you went all in on SOXS

youre taking it too seriously, its just numbers after all so have fun!

US market multiple contraction is already locked in because of volatility.

crypto isnt a stock

That’s the million dollar question. Is this a negotiable tactic or are we all in denial Amazon costs just doubled overnight.
I keep dreaming that America can’t be this retarded and buying SOXL but I would advise a small SQQQ position just in case we go 2007 or even worse.

15k in BTC...

GBP

Excuse me only the land of the free may post here

My yang is dropping did china announce something? Someone find the news!!!

brother it sure as fuck is not coming back.
not too late to join the TSLZ side

oh you were expecting a delivery to your story today? sorry all your drivers was arrested and your products stuck for a week at the weighing station.

2/10

made me look

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR TARD WIN
WHOOOAHHH OOOHHHOOOHAAHOOOHH
I DROWNED OUT ALL MY SENSE WITH THE SOUND OF THE TARIFFS
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR TARD WIN
WHOOOAHHH OOOHHHOOOHAAHOOOHH

because trump is a lying slimey bullhitter and people still think he's full of shit

i'm listening to geogaddi, good for dread

anon...

Good. If you gonna come to this country you need to speak english.

My one-day looks good, at least…

extremist but agree, hell in the warehouse i work there are people that has been there 8 years and refuse to learn English, its the easiest motherfucking language

cut the loss before americans wake up on market open and send btc to 60k

Hahahaha

Why don’t women look like this anymore?

Priced in

ummm actually sweaty market crashes are A Good Thing (TM) and will make you more manly and less toxic, now Man Up and build those iPhones for $0.10 an hour!

listen to yourself. this is no better than the dems changing the definition of a recession.

Godspeed for when the shit finally hits the fan

what app is that?

F

Nobody believe this is real
Trump could on air and say "no deal" and people would ask "deals soon?"

this guys timeline is posting about trump 14 hours a day, you should pay me for scrolling to not be able to find this post

What isn't being talked about is long term whether these get reversed doesn't really matter. Trump has exposed that the fundamental systems of the US as a state are vulnerable to a single bad actor and there are seemingly no stopgaps in place. I work in a pretty large financial institution in bongland and the mood has soured on US securities to the point where I wouldn't be surprised to see gradual capital migration to the LSE etc because what big banks like the most is stability. These guys don't have TDS either most of them are probably right wing from how they talk they just don't like seeing their money get molested.

robinhood (USA)

Facebook killed MySpace.

why?

Why don’t women look like this anymore?

propagandized to look like shit to "own men"
just like "own the libs" led to this market

kek, Saylor would swan dive live.
I agree the fent shit was pure theatre which was w/e. What pissed leafs off to no end was the 51st state push. If I were to hedge I'd lean towards that he will do it. My only real question is whether he understands how much this will fuck the poor people in US. Teslas won't be the only things getting molotov'd. I hope he has a plan besides Jesus take the wheel.

Because (you) said they were tumblrina SJWs

Yeah, after I survive this crash, I'm looking to move my money abroad.

Robbing the Hood. Be careful, they can disable your sell button to protect the beautiful American companies from going insolvent.

They hit the wall

touching jeet driver

Unironcally safety hazard bur with his Tariffs Chinese shipping fees this will kill America

ah your London banking team is on hopium that the world will engage in a flight to safety to their system?
neat

Just like JPOW coverage.
JPOW

we’re not going to see rate cuts anytime soon

Retards

JPOW MIGHT CUT RATES, I SAW IT IN A DREAM

actually people with frontal lobes are talking about it lol ()

What the fuck is going on?

reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-us-will-soon-announce-tariffs-pharmaceutical-imports-2025-04-09/

Buttcoin 74.5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Because that's no longer marketed towards them

He said he was going to do this during his campaign, didn't you listen?
Of course you didn't

This is exactly what has happened with NATO and US defence exports. Literally can't trust America anymore.

Things are really lining up for Bitcoin, and I fucking hate coiners.

Unnecessary plastic surgery, lookism, no religion in their life, and endless consumption of corn syrup. Even the intentionally "ugly" actresses hired by Hollywood back in the day still had their own charm and whimsy to them.

He literally said in 5 years everything will be made in America he wasn't lying was he Anon

Do you guys actually have this little money?
Are some of you people doomposting about a few thousand dollars that you can make back in a couple months at fucking McDonald's?
If you're in these threads and your net worth is less than 100k or so then stop fucking looking at your account, buy some boomer funds and focus your time on getting better at your day job or getting a better job. Your return on investment will be a lot higher

Finance expert here. I can understand this might be a little complicated for you, but I took a look, and what I can tell you is that Trump says US will soon announce tariffs on pharmaceutical imports.

theverge.com/news/645465/amazon-haul-temu-ultra-cheap-tariffs-trump

time to acquire LABD

RIP India

I wonder if the EU will retaliate or if they're the world's biggest cucks

Bold of you to assume we're going to have day jobs tomorrow.

EU doesn't make pharmaceuticals. India and China do

I genuinely thought 77k was the bottom, everything looked like it would go up...

mate i’m literally working part time at walmart and gambling on the usa stock market going to shit makes more money than actually working. walmart workers, how was inventory day lmao

You can always count on the EU to cuck out. Three years into the largest war in Europe since WW2 and they're still fighting about fishing rights instead.

oh fuck
almost all medicine isn't made in the US, everyone on medicare will fucking explode

getting better at your day job

but i dont work

Do not redeem RDY saars.

They will simply end medicare, problem solved.

I genuinely thought 77k was the bottom, everything looked like it would go up...

timeline is still tariff rollback, world peace deal, or a rate cut

retaliate

Brother, America is killing itself.

Where we're going, we won't need medicare.

here at amazon we have alredy 2 weeks with no work, and i dont mean low work, we have fucking 0

oh fuck

almost all medicine isn't made in the US, everyone on medicare will fucking explode

really fucking glad I live in southeast asia with $1M to ride out the recession.

jfc this will suck for broke people that have to continue treading through this water

so 27% of Americans have negative IQ?

Then why does my hrt come from Portugal?

It's literally impossible to get a job in Europe kek

I hope right wing populism dies with Trump's presidency but it probably won't

The answer is that there's zero way to predict this. I'd advise a Long Straddle.

US will definitely drag down "allies" with them if those "allies" are still delusional.

This is a monkey's paw moment waiting to happen.

????

Yes.

The greatest trick Anon Babble ever pulled was convincing you that white southerners aren't just as retarded as blacks/spics/indians

By pure chance

Shut it tranny

kek, the facts about your feelings guys.

Its not a matter of IQ, its faith now

Viagra is made in Ireland

Holy shit lol

Clown world, clown logic, hopefully we'll all find a clown wife in the clown times ahead.

Ireland is just there because of 0 corpo tax

wowzies

He already said long ago tariffs were permanent, and that pharmaceutical and semiconductors were coming. This is no surprise. He's not letting people talk him out of what he wants this term.

world peace

hahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
is that a sam hyde skit?

Based, I fucking hate Putin simps so much it’s unreal!

No offense but if you have no capital inflow what is the point in trading? Unless you somehow 100x you're not gonna make any real money. Is it just for fun

me and sbit

Stop coping. It is happening. You will stop buying china crap and you will be happy.

yes, yes, yes
war, more war, ....and you guessed it. EVEN MORE WAR

I will accept your apology now homo

WHY IS CHINA RECOVERING

WHAT.DEALS DID THEY MAKE

milord, please allow me an irish visa

another fake news incident like monday, otherwise bloodred.

They're anticipating stimulus bazooka; no deals are made.

I expect EU and china defense budget to rise sharply in the coming months
I guess Trump will get one of his objective accomplished after all

yeah lol, most of my money goes into my kids. The stock trading was just a thing on the side to maybe help one of them go to college if they wanted to

Isn't this like the 3rd bazooka since covid? If the economy isn't jump starting now why the fuck would it be different with a 104% tariff from US?

this one feels more like the end of an era.

the transition period started with covid and ends this week

inb4 it was shitty before

economically, not socially.
people are still in denial

hasidics are anti israel and anti war but keep recycling nazi memes instead of learning about jewish culture

I don't know about EU but all those "overcapacity" China has won't just go no where

You can have a decent job and still be bummed out you lose 1k. That's a lot of moon pies.

NoOOOOOooO

shelley duvall was NOT even "intentionally ugly" whatever the fuck that means, the people around her knew she was uniquely pretty and she had eyes that could pierce your soul
half of her roles that she got picked for were because of how striking she was on a closeup

20k is still a 20k, it matters more if you got no income

What are you talking about; they haven't done a single bazooka yet. US has done multiple rounds of stimulus checks and the biggest China has done is some home appliance coupons

A gigantic 100% tariff nuke and somehow market only dumped 4%. Fucking retarded.
I need this market to take a big fat smelly disgusting 99% dump so I can make easy free money.
Fucking useless tiny 1% drop in price. Fucking retard imagine going crazy over that. Shit needs to crash to $1k before I’m interested.

nu-Anon Babbleraelis are normalniggers who pay for their daughters to go to college and get fucked

were you betting against the Chinese dawn?

They already are. Europe is going through a heavy rearmament and has moved almost entirely away from the US. All that's left is a modern stealth fighter and expanded nuclear arsenal and they will be totally independent.

hasidics are anti israel and anti war but keep recycling nazi memes instead of learning about jewish culture

oh yeah? is this picture ai?
(its not)
you're either a jew, or a dumbass

The glorious party told the worker drones that the rumors of a tariff war is a western lie and disabled their sell button.

its real

To add, the coupons aren't even nationwide. Only some provinces are doing it.

buying 3x bear after that big of a run up

you played yourself

Arise! All who refuse to be slaves!
Let our flesh and blood become our new Great Wall!
As the Chinese nation faces its greatest peril,
All forcefully expend their last cries.
Arise! Arise! Arise!
Our million hearts beat as one,
Brave the enemy's fire, March on!
Brave the enemy's fire, March on!
March on! March on! On!

Miggers are something else...

if trump defaults america and refuses to pay debts

what happens?

hell if he sends US troops to seize greenland will the cucks in charge of EU do anything?

expecting a medium satori koimeji fumo in 2 months, already paid for it tho. never bought any figs.
good

1pbtid wall of text

patriots on control

If the stimulus isn't up to expection (which I anticipate that they won't) it could still go up.

Here's one off the top of my head.
youtube.com/watch?v=CIr2771aEds

Honestly that's very based but if you're just playing around it's very difficult to beat the market even in a bull, let alone when shit is going sideways.
The amount of time investment to be even baseline competent isn't worth it unless you're trading size.
If you'd like a way to make some extra cash see if you have grab a second hand 3d printer or another printing machine. Please are gonna be finding for plastic shit once all the test dropshippers go under.
Good luck

This advice is upside down, lol. People with a lot of money should be the ones buying boomer funds.

theres no shot you arent trolling

this will not happen
i get that the tariffs has everyone believing that fucking everything is on the table, but this is so outside the realm of possibility that you might as well not even consider it

cloudflare is acting up on Anon Babble, server stress? biz seems ok though but other boards are slowing down.

hahahahaha

Nigga stop watching wannabe youtube economists.

War is based and shows the world who's nation and race is the strongest

Also war is a jewish puppet game where you die for the zog for their profit and that's why i haven't left the house for 12 years

Why not? It's not Trumps debt, why should he continue to pay for the mistakes of the last administration? Just default, start over.

Refuse debts

Total collapse of investment

Invade greenland

I dont think theyd risk a war, just withdraw from nato and cut ties with the US

thanks anon, you just binged this possibility to reality

Well, shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Good luck with the bazook Xi, hope it works. Even still, what the fuck is a bazooka going to do. they're drowning in real estate and local government debt.

this is exceptionally retarded

2021: the great china reopening trade
2022: Hang Seng falls to 1997 levels
2023: stimulus coming, stocks will moon!
2024: stimulus coming, stocks will moon!!
2025: fuck tariffs, stimulus coming, stocks will moon!!!

80% of her movies were done by Robert Altman, who scouted her out in the first place, and he was the only one willing outside of Kubrick to give her an actual leading role. She was absolutely seen as not pretty enough by conventional Hollywood standards, even though most people would agree that she was cute.

If he promises to reverse the last 3 months of my portfolio, I'd gladly risk my life on the front lines of Greenland.
Also no, everyone in Europe is a pussy. They let musslims stab them for fun.

What the actual fuck is Trump's endgame?

Also other countries aren't stupid enough to let 3 ton vehicles tear up their roads

He isn't wrong lol

hes literally not wrong

If you're in these threads and your net worth is less than 100k or so then stop fucking looking at your account

lol I lost more than $100k this year

Crashing the plane... with no survivors

Genuinely ready for the Chinese Century

Fuck stocks, these bitcoin niggas really seem to be on to something...

I mean realistically both should be. But unless you've completely given up, a young person is gonna get a much better return from grinding some basic ML, making a chatGPT wrapper or some other slop and trying to monetise it than attempting to trade a tiny PA. That's just one example but there are a lot of easy ways to make straight cash when you don't yet have volume

Wont happen

The 1st economy and 1st military in the world is about to financially crash, war is 100% on the table

walkable cities are an indirect tariff against US automobiles

retardium

golden_statue_of_el_presidente_in_gaza.webm

just to lock in the end of the world by making himself the antichrist hed do it

We're gonna get annexed

ZENBU

the great reset is here
have coins so you can buy your way into the megacity gates
the dystopia is on

He'll let you know after he thinks up of one. When he fails to achieve that arbitrary goal, he'll claim victory anyway.

Fuck you dumb niggers in your giant trucks with your bright ass lights that need to be outlawed. Fucking hate you faggots. There is no reason for a car to have LED lights.

god i hope so
lock up trump and every single fucking republican and democrat that enabled him
and force us to have a multi party system so this shit doesn't happen again

I fucking hate SUVs and hope EU phases them out somehow

why can't the steward of the world's reserve currency pull a venezuela

bro

They use LED lights because they're much cheaper to manufacture in Ch-
oh.....

id unironically welcome being taken over by Xi at this point

well clearly I won’t be able to afford it now HAHAHAHA
and I only have sons

If I recall, he has talked before about not wanting China to be producing USA's pharmaceuticals, for longterm safety reasons.

Why not? I think Trump will find the argument that debts he takes will be paid for extremely convincing

Isn't that why he picked XRP for part of crypto reserve?

I'm gonna blind you and run you over in my Chevy Suburban because I'm 4'10 and feel scared on the highway

UH GUYS HAAS JUST FUCKING DIED

See you all tomorrow morning

so... how do you cope with being side lined until 9.30am ?

baked

fuck off with your dollar tree bait

Trump endgame is to show everyone that the US constitution is dogshit and outdated

4d chess man I kneel

27% of Americans are maga cultists, so yeah.

VIX has only peaked during the 2008 financial crisis, march 2020 covid hellscape and now.

trump follow through on help

futures pomping on this

Oh no this is definitely a wise thing to crack down on. The jeet flood targeted trucking industry as job acquisition vector via their fake jeet run ""schools"" giving out their paper CDLs and certs. It's really bad in Canada. These drivers have already caused several major accidents.

People cannot drive these massive trucks too. Worked for enterprise for years, I know these mfers can't drive or handle these trucks even tho they're fully automatic.

mmmmmm

please save me with a special exemption

everyone will burn

They can't stop him. It has to go through the house LMAO

>>>>resolution

kek, not even an actual bill. Just an empty statement
good catch though, this will be the fake news we pump on tomorrow. Even got it from the same source, this guy is beyond greedy.

Even if it passes senate, it won't. The people in the house are cultists. Never going to happen.

Do NOT place puts now

There WILL be a gigapump on open

Place them LATER for CHEAPER

-2% on close.

True.
Retail is picking up the bag on the crash landing

futures abroaching new lows.

no problems straight down 30% in a day.

eventually pay off student loans

My yang is dropping did china announce something? Someone find the news!!!

Why would YANG go up?

Also if you gonna do puts do them TODAY since tommorow and Friday they are gonna be HYPER inflated

I bet on winners not losers

Nutlick just entered the chat

step 1: own nothing
step 2: be happy

why do ppl do this to themselves ?

Seeing the (real) economy crash and burn in real time is quite something

there is a full on demand destruction spiral going on under the hood now.

What inputs do they require? If it's steel why aren't they buying US steel?

There is no real economy

What's this pattern called?

Can people stop falling for dead cat bounces? Thanks.

LMAO