/smg/ - Stock market general

They talked about 'negotiations', but Trump just means he wants stuff from other countries, whereas the market still thinks 'negotiation' means reduce tariffs.

I will profit a lot from SOXL 3 day puts tomorrow
What other puts do I buy after? Thinkin BITX 1-2 month or something

SQQQ down AH

who the fuck is still hopeful

Haven't you heard? Coal good.

Yes.

Peter Navarro says he doesn’t care if Vietnam reduces tariffs to zero, the problem is we buy from them.

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It's the lack of discourse, people are realising he doesn't give a shit, he doesn't care. What happens to stocks is irrelevant to him

This has always been the case. The tariffs have always been about mega autarky and American made EVERYTHING.

He's a retard
He is the mastermind behind the tariff plan and thinks VAT is cheating so he wants EU to drop it entirely.

50% more tariffs on china

we are now at 104% tariff with them

He is a retard who thinks the world wants american products

And this is the kicker. There's a trade deficit because the average Viet can't afford American products and it's not like putting negative tariffs on American goods would fix that.
Navarro is a fucking retard who looks at pure numbers (and in a wrong way btw) and not the context.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

So drop tomorrow after the tariffs take effect?

They don’t call him Peter Retardo for nothing

How the fuck is /smg/ getting 250 replies in less than an hour now??

fucking retard who looks at pure numbers

This. This is the case with Trump too. It's why he's so autistically against deficits of any kind. Everything is black and white and win or lose

sex

No dude. The vietnamese makes customs for imports impossible to navigate, you literally have to pay people bribes to get them through, same for all of these trade surplus countries. You literally cannot get goods in there, and there are plenty of wealthy people who can afford american shit but just can't buy it due to this.

n-new episode available now

Peter Navarro

the fact this guy has a PhD from Harvard in economics blows my mind

Tariffs hit at midnight EST tonight. Asian markets are gonna die first

keep posting sex

well I'm Still trying to figure why he tariffed Australia then, when we have a trade surplus. He thinks he can reshaped the Entire American overnight.

We're all waiting for Trump to fold or obliterate the economy.

You voted for it, dont think about retiring!

You guys realize Trump is doing this shit because the pentagon is now dictating foreign trade policy, right?
Are you ready for WW3 /smg/?

he better pull himself up by his boot straps

why are people discussing the biggest economic crisis in years

Is Terraria good for you?

Because he thinks GST is an import tax and not just VAT that's baked into the price of goods in this country.
GST has been here for 25 fucking years, it's not currency manipulation or a trade barrier.
Fucking retards

the average salary in Vietnam is like $6000-9000 USD annually

There are not many wealthy people, do you shills believe Vietnam is like indochina Wakanda or some shit

contribute to the greater good

the Great Waddle Forward is real

How do I maximize profit from this crash? 3x inverse etfs, and puts? Anything else?

He’s not, and it’s not. Because if that were the case the US wouldn’t be levying high tariffs on Europe too, nor on Vietnam, South Korea, and Japan.. all significantly more Europe friendly than China friendly.

This is just cope. The guy has been supporting high tariffs since the 80s. There’s no master plan. He genuinely believes in this.

The Great Whirr Forward

nazrin is NOT "sex" die

I bought 100 SPXS after hours

oof, imagine working all your life and contributing to a retirement that will never come. So close, yet never going to happen. Don't forget to say thank you.

the real world market will be subsidized by bag holders perpetually buying the dip until morale improves

RKG...

Akira cute!

everything is sex
women = sex
men = sex
sex = sex

average

Who gives a fuck? Did you not read what I wrote? Ask anyone who has ever tried to ship something "backwards", you just fucking can't.

The EU trades more with China than the US. He is forcing nations to pick a side before the war begins. Ignore it all you want, this is what is happening for better or worse.
I am stacking MIC stocks right now. I would advise you to do the same.

This does put a smile on my face

le war is happening

Everyone is saying this, but why is no one talking about what to do in order to prevent that war? Retarded MIGAnigger.

Because war is profitable you dumb tourist.

The EU trades more with China than the US. He is forcing nations to pick a side before the war begins.

So... The EU is going to pick China, then.

Because you touch yourself at night, faggot

ypipo just burn their dead loved ones in a fucking furnace

BLVCK KINGS send their loved ones into the afterlife with a soulful jig full of dexterity

Damn bros blackpilled again..

Vietnam has lax enforcement of Made in Vietnam products, which is a problem because Chinese junk may be purposely disguised as Vietnamese products, helping Chinese evade American sanctions and tariffs.

Okay that's heckin' epic. Do you mind If I repost this on my Facebook wall and Truth social? I think my friends would find this hilarious xD

They are picking china

Can't go to war when all your MIC supply chain comes from China.

Vietnam is still a communist government. We don't need to provide relief and shelter to communists.

It’s.. entirely relevant. Like what do you think a wealthy salary in Vietnam is. Let’s say Vietnam tomorrow streamlines trade 100% - do you think they’ll be buying like a $50,000 Tesla, something that’s vastly more than even a years wage of the Vietnamese middle class?

Just utterly delusional
He’s really not. Vietnam is highly anti China, so is Japan, so is South Korea. Literally all this has done has pushed them, and Europe, into the arms of China trade wise. If that was his plan he would have to be fucking retarded.

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it's to make them choose a side in the upcoming war - YOU ARE HERE

They are one of the few South Asian nations that is staunchly anti-China. You cannot push them away without further jeopardizing regional security.

Musk redemption arc? Will he finally focus on his companies again and advancing tech & space shit?

the great copening begins

Isn't even more true for China? What reason do they have to tariff our stuff? Chinese are not going to buy it when they manufacture everything for cheaper.

Mumu is gonna be sent to the slaughterhouse tomorrow

But couldn't we just, you know, NOT have war?

there is still time for him to walk back on what he said

Dude it's not the high ticket items you stupid faggot. It's everything fucking else.

not happening LMAOO it's over

No, starting a war with the other major nuclear power is surely a good idea.

it's really happening
may god have mercy on me
the rest of you can get fucked

I voted for this. If you aren't making money or buying cheap, then you are retarded and are unable to become financially well off.

WILL CHINK RING THE CALL?
XI PLZ RING THE GOD DAMN CALL GOD DAMN IT

I’m afraid of putting money into some CDs, I’m still afraid this will be a Big One and the FDIC will run out of money to pay me
Someone calm me down and tell me it’s ok (if it is)

Oh I will, I just think it can drop way more. Like waaaaaay more.

So, how much did you buy at close?

If that was his plan he would have to be fucking retarded.

anon...

Yeah, which cost more, far more, than domestically produced goods. What, you think Ngo Dim Ching Chong the rice farmer living near Saigon is gonna wanna buy $12 eggs, you think they’re just waiting to buy iPhones, or to buy whatever else random junk?

it's to make them choose a side in the upcoming war

But he's pushing allies to side China not the US.

just buy treasuries bro(lol)

is transshipment a likely possibilit, is that why markets aren't losing their minds? I haven't read anything about them that suggests them as either impossible or inevitable. would there even be an incentive to crack down on it once people realise how stupid this shit is? it would be strange to have the admin quietly ignore a seven-fold increase in the Vietnam trade surplus to stop the economy tanking further

It comes from all the countries he's hit with sanctions

Isn’t that even worse if I’m afraid of this being the one

lmao, you should read his diary.

newfag here how do you format text, i thought 4cuck banned anything non-plaintext posts on most boards

Because he thinks GST is an import tax and not just VAT

he thinks VAT is an import tax too

They very well might. Reactions to the tariffs are mixed within the EU, so it's better to force the decision now than at the dawn of WW3

Which is exactly why pentagon advisors want supply chains to return to the US.

They will not care when these tariffs take offshore manufacturing out of mainland China and put them into nations that align with the US. Look at iphones going to India for example.

It is if you are a politician sociopath and think the unruly masses need to be culled and MIC stocks need to go up. You need to stop thinking about what is best for you as an individual and understand governments do not give a fuck about you or what you believe.

The week have to be purged so the strong may prosper anon. So no.

lol, just buy yurobonds then

What are the Yurop's version of SOXL and YANG?

Focus on his companies

How lol, the Tariffs going to fucking run over his companies

Do not question the Great Orangutan for He know the secret of the 5D Connect 4 global game.

it’s over

Delusional hopium. There will always be war. Always.

you think they’re just waiting to buy iPhones, or to buy whatever else random junk?

More than a third of them already own iphones, nigger.

Just stop talking, you are embarrassing yourself.

They very well migh

they are

EU seeks China’s help to contain Trump’s trade war

You are delusional

My god. The AM pump fucking nosedived lmao!!

Intraday strategy for tomorrow (assuming no news):
1. big gap down -> buy calls on opening
2. flat opening -> wait for a small dip, then buy calls
3. big gap up (unlikely) -> calls might work, but sketchy. staying out is okay

market is too bratty. correction needed uooh!

no, it's the end for musk, he's coasting on spacex now (and trump might take it over for "national security" reasons)

Remember my post in a year or two buddy.
In the meantime I am buying RTX

Asians are not our allies. This is a global race war, dummy.

We're all baggies

Not only did I didn't think Heaven would be Chinese, but Hell is apparently also Chinese.

Nigger you believe Vietnamese farmers are yearning for American luxury goods

it's all zhongguo?

always has been

spaceX becomes a GOGO

Based
The same will happen to MP

They're fucking OBSESSED with luxury american brands. How fucking retarded are you?

MUTTS CAN'T GET TATS

LMAO TRUMP HAS MADE SURE AMERICA WILL BE LIKE DPRK OR THE USSR

>literally anything said about this

>'you mad'

But sure, I'll bite. Blue collar workers don't care that you have 'a solution in four years'. They care where the money is coming from to put food on their table and pay their rent is next week. Far off 'we're making lots of moves that'll invite businesses in because we're super competitive now' shit doesn't appeal. If they wanted to appeal to blue collar workers 'in unprecedented numbers' they'd do some Green New Deal shit and announce literal trillions of dollars of investment into US infrastructure.

Completely agree, imagine if Trump was the pro-stability and pro-vigor president. I'm not saying go full FDR but helping out middle-class blue collar workers with shit like reduced pre-K costs, an actual SNAP program that isn't just a tax subsidy to PepsiCo and Kelloggs, some kind of rejuvenated Youth Fitness Program, it would be so badass and would gain him a generation of favor with the middle class. And I think a lot of 2015-era MAGApedes (myself included) really did think something like that would be possible with an "outsider" (lol) like him, instead he's running his second term with the emotional intelligence of a woman and providing the complete opposite of stability to the middle class

Oh shit futures are back up
investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures?cid=1175153

If we get a gap up, I'm gambling my entire net worth on puts. Never thought I'd get a chance to be a billionaire.

NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN POISONOUS INK UNDER MY SKIN

Do they have the money genius?

GOD BLESS YOU DONALD TRUMP FOR BRINGING 12.50 AN HOUR JOBS BACK TO AMERICA

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Okay, this is fucking bad

Even Israel would pick china over him, they already sell chinese EVs.
He's a complete retard.

Everyone just assumes it's another day at the office

Lmao this is going to be fun day

He should learn to code

paying thousands to get shitty drawings permanently etched on your skin

just poor people things

they bought the dip

in 5 years they'll be in profit

this is le bad

Just do what they did in the last trade war and ship it to another country, then ship it to the US for a lesser tariff, doing whatever "modification" is required to make it "made in the Philippines" or Australia or whatever.

Almost as if there's no actual plan and some retard is just winging it as he goes. Classic American exceptionalism.

Does that include inverse ETFs?

trump will be dead by the end of the week

Sure, but this is what the US is doing. It understands China threatens it's global hegemony and is basically fast forwarding to conflict. I would bet money on the US likely even starting this war.

5 years

you forgot to add a 1 and a 0 to that number

I agree that the thought to change was necessary but the implementation is blunt and retarded. However, i am not sure that a blunt/retarded first step down the path to change is worse than the same step down the same wrong path we have been on. We’ll see if this bluntness is softened soonish (next 2 years)
Regardless, im selfishly salivating at this doomp. Ive got 200k in cash

How are retail inflows identified vs institutional inflows?

Despite imports due to corruption and a system designed to keep them out, you still have tens of millions of people with high end, american goods. You would have more, but like I said, they keep them out on purpose. This is common knowledge in shipping.

This isn't the 70's grandpa, they aren't living in holes anymore, they have multiple billionaires.

refute this

huh, he's saying that if he shipped his production overseas it'd be cheaper, because his costs of good sold now is not under a gigantic tariff
do you think America grows cocoa beans?

Trump caused retards to enter the stock market

explains all the pumping

Jesus Christ retail investors aren't actually thinking they think they will get their money back eventually Trump is a bastard for this and I say this as MAGA nigga pre whatever the fuck this stupid shit is

Cheaper to manufacture their chocolate that they sell outside of the US, outside of the US

A pro mercantile post. I never thought I’d see the day. Wow…

Probably the same way your broker sell your trade information in exchange for your low fees.

I was going to say 2 years actually, you dont need 5 if you DCA

paranoid schizophrenia

holy geg they’re like GME apes

Also if you can’t parse retard speak it means you’re not high iq

Unless you've got charcoal, that's impossible. They've already drank a fatal amount of kool-aid. All that's left is for them to find out what they fucked around with.

Hahahahahah

our cogs

so probably referring to how factory machinery tends to be produced in Germany, which as part of the EU now has a 20% tariff.

Posted just to grab the attention of low iq posters here.
I don't agree with his policy, but I do like making money and can see the writing on the wall.

NO THEY DONT LIKE DEAR LEADER! ITS NOT HIM ITS THEM!

If you think we're going on the right path, you're going to hate this. Americans are going to feel maximum pain and all of his policies are getting reversed because of how badly he botched it. Trump is going to make Carter look like an economic genius.

this is the new MIGA copium? lmao

What sucks is seeing your educated, successful, retired dad saying this same shit irl while mom is excited for Elon to save the US billions. Don't even get me started on the national parks shit

SOXL 20k buy at entry tomorrow
What am I in for a year from now?

the obvious is called yet another conspiracy theory and anyone who notices or says anything is crazy

How did you like eating your hat when the laptop from hell was real?

they're the exact same type of retard

I agree his biggest failure was going too hard to fast, making the likelihood higher that the kernel of a good idea will be dismissed as retardation. We’ll see
Also i forgot to address this, but sending checks to americans again is also fucking retarded

This will probably be a significant factor right?

It's fairly in line with past copium. The king can do no wrong. And if he does, it wasn't him it was someone else.

crash would have happened in the summer with kamala

I don't care about american politics
your candidate is shit because he's liquidating the market, not because of some liberal conspiracy to save the deep state or whatever

this post sums up the entire demographic of this thread. NEETS who live at home, have no financial wealth, not financially educated, and pure consumers.

Chinese millenium is inevitable.

these people can't be real

Wait until you see these tourist post their "portfolios" if you want a real laugh. We are talking tens of dollars in profit here.

Based retards.

can we have dei shit and troons fucking up women's sport back pls? this is not funny anymore

this is some top tier copium

Is it on the wall? Seems to me it will come down to Bessent vs Navarro. Bessent gets his way and I owe Trump an apology, masterfully played. Navarro and I’m glad I own a 100k of SQQQ and a home outside the country.

Turns out subsidy actually is the best way to make jobs who knew Anon Babble I guess I know why China beat America they actually use subsides

They are. Consider yourself lucky that you've never had the displeasure of personally knowing any of them.

You installed NazBol 2.0.
It's boot-sector malware, anon. You can't just ask it 'can you uninstall yourself pretty please'.

wow gas is so cheap now

Forgot Pic

But what if you want to subsidize *everything*? That's called a tariff.

What is china going to do bros?

This whole thing is retarded. I'm going to sleep.

literally no idea
i hope they just call

taking the great satan ameriKKKa down with them

Make deals and win by changing the game. Never skip your fucking turn in global economics after you declare economic war on literally everyone.

Including Vanilla and coffee production

free trade with the rest of the world?

I think you're just all misinformed and a little dumb tbqh

you're just not understand what im saying. low iq. sad.

Futures back at intraday lows.

Selling treasures waiting for Q1 economic data and reports about supply chain collapsing in the US

tfw your job is recession proof and in private industry

not gonna be a fan of paying double for some of my grocery essentials

Anyone?

You tried.

Pornography?

Maybe the cogs in your ball sa..I mean brain, aren't working from all the estrogen pills?

I just saw this post on Reddit. A bunch of autists are screeching about how gross and offensive autistic screeching is. It was a fun 28 years but I think I’m becoming done with the internet.

Also this

They're going to increase their tariffs by 300%

I have an anal fissure and bleed when I poop

why would I need estrogen? I don't understand what you mean. Can you explain it to me.

Seems like a language barrier issue on your end, Prajit.

The future will be china dropping off a ferry on tiny pacific islands, or even just dumping concrete in shallow waters to put missile systems to claim trade in a 200+ mile radius around those points. The houthi situation completely wrecked the idea of free trade because apparently anyone can enforce an embargo from land if they have the range.

Whoever lands on the ground first and puts missile systems in the pacific first will rule the surrounding area for the next 100 years, because the strongest ship is one made of land that doesn't sink.
If you control the trade you control the fees. America is on its back leg and we have to engage now and not tomorrow. It's unfortunate but it has to happen.

calling you a mentally ill faggot

From Trump or Biden

you enjoy psyops

Who is Prajit? I don't understand. Is there a famous poster named Prajit? Please explain this to me.
That cannot be true because I am not mentally ill. You are mistaken good sir.

WDEF

Ok that makes sense but why are you economically obliterating madagascar?

You're not going to get to reclaim the slurs from /stormfront/, anon. Nobody believes the slurs are ironic anymore. This is why you kick the nazis out of your bar or else you become a nazi bar.

I made some hot chocolate, but it's really fucking bad. I didn't have any Swiss Miss, so I had to use some Starbucks mix that I found in the cabinet. 1/10. Do not recommend.

Houthits

Tbf they have have bunkers if the Americans didn't get jewed with buying ineffective bunker busters they would probably win

Is anyone currently keeping an eye on shipping indexes?

THE VANILLA SLAVES AND THE LEMURS WILL EAT OUR BEAUTIFUL BEEF AND OUR CLEAN CHICKEN

between a 1 in 10 where a 10 is screwed where are we at midnight tonight

lemurs do not eat beef. They do not beef. Why are you lying on Anon Babble.org. You Lie. You Are The lying man.

I suspect tomorrow might be the first good day to buy in. We'll see.

We're at a 10 in an incredibly slow motion crash that's happening literally right now.

Faggot; read a book.

Need to own the Africans

Dump US treasuries and crash the US dollar

Which book. Cite the book. I do not believe you read books. You are lying man. You are lying.

Africa is unironically being colonized by china.

autistic is a slur

What sort of faggot land did I wake up in

Kek. See, this is the upper middle class white suburban kid wit I miss from 2008 Anon Babble. I want to go back.

Faggots got slaughtered on pol and ptg so they come here to shit the place up. These faggots don't have portfolios

yfw you realize the color of vanilla is black

go touch grass faggot.

but how would a lemur catch a cow and cooked it tho, can they do that?!

Ok so how does preventing them from trading with you and only trading with china help this?

I'm feeling like Maersk might be a pretty decent buy rn
I like Crime & Punishment a lot

The future is now, old man.

4D chess

That would not accomplish anything?? Lemurs eat grass not cow. I am not a lemur. You are lying man still. Americans very dishonest. This is why Chinese century is commencing.

Sorry bro, I'm not cheetoface aka POTUS

Ok that makes sense but why are you economically obliterating madagascar?

Last trade war the tariffs on china were simply subverted by moving the final stages to vietnam. Tariffs are easily subverted if not enforced unilaterally.

These tariffs were put in place based on trade deficit, because trade deficit is the analog of where chinese goods would flow to before hopping off back to america if the tariffs were simply imposed on china.

Africa is unironically being colonized by china.

Exactly. If the Madagascar tariffs were not imposed, for example, businesses could ship chinese goods to madagascar, then back to america. Make no mistake, these "global tariffs" are directly proportional to Chinese trade adjacency

not buying your bags

filtered. I forgot how there are only 12 people posting from 4 different vpns

The tariffs will lift once Madagascar extradites the criminal King Julian

They just got a huge order from the Danish government to build ships for the navy, so I'd say it's a good call right now

WisdomTree Europe Defence? I already got that

Faggots got slaughtered on pol and ptg so they come here to shit the place up. These faggots don't have portfolios

See. American not trustwrothy. When you point out their flaw in argument they filter. Weak willed Americans unable to good faith argument.

youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E&ab_channel=MeheandusRevolution

-_- if you don't have any info or insight don't reply to me PENDEJO
Will investigate, thanks bestie

eating pork and beans with chopped up hotdogs and texas pete
i need to lock down my spending to weather this storm

before the tariffs announcement, the EU offered the Trump administration a zero tariff deal on cars and some industrial products. Israel offered zero tariffs unilaterally.

They still both got hit. There’s no negotiating, the admin is just out to destroy the country.

I bought SPXS
Should I buy some SOXS too?
And SQQQ?

janny ban the shills please thank you
based.

Buckle up, when all the FUD disappears we are going to explode.

Yuropors are 100% going to die in Russia for the 218th time in history.

Dont worry congress will stop them in 3 months

anyone wanna post their most recent stock trades? Seeing as this is a stock market general?

Kinda wish he didnt turn his head during that one speech

MSTZ was my best performer. It combines my two most hated "investments", overvalued meme stocks and crypto.

liquidated my portfolio personally

Anyone else a homosexual?

guess im off to Anon Babble

playing the SQQQ game was fun today but i wish i had bought this morning

Right, some MIGA retard still don't get it, he doesn't want free trade, he thinks being completely isolated with zero trade partners is going to make America richer. Which is retarded

You literally just summarized 2021 /smg/. So many losers after it became clear the the vaxx death / QAnon / stop the count movements were a 2 more weeks copium. It was awful, pol got better. Everything else got so much worse.

Oh that's the one that Matt Levine wrote about yesterday

I don't feel like gambling and I don't have a lot of spare money at the moment. Just waiting for near the bottom to buy in and build a hopeful nest egg, presuming we don't become zimbabwe anyway in the next fifteen years.

Only for twinks

All instant hot chocolate is improved by a little coffee, a lot of sugar, and real milk.

we should just return to commodity market and barter with actual real stuff, money obviously failed

Excellent taste

always buying top and selling bottom

You’re welcome Tim Apple

prepare for the canadian lolifag

It was awful, pol got better.

meh, the seethe over the signtap meme immediately after the inauguration was eye opening. most of that board is slide thread bots and shills fighting each other.

Man, we are burning through threads at an alarming rate
Someone should use AI or something to edit this video so instead of cash coming out, it's /smg/ ops

Im bisexual
Top for women bottom for men

As fun as it is to revel in the market and shit on Trump I do wish we talked more about bottom and how to play it.
Right now I think it’s QQQ down 30% from ATH and TQQQ and SOXL are good bets. Curios to hear other thoughts.

china

So how bad will tomorrow be?

My wife enjoys fingering my anus, and so do I.

Im too afraid of these retards huffing copium every morning to play the bottom too much, the moment i go all in im gonna get pumped into nothingness

youtube.com/watch?v=0lDyiaWQfi0

It'll make the eclipse look like a big tickle fight

wildly. remember monkeypx? 90% of that was me

The fact that Apple stock initially jumped on Tuesday morning before turning sharply lower shows that the market is “just plain stupid” right now, Cramer said.

Market so schizo even Cramer said it

People have been saying the market is overpriced for years

Even now the SP500 is probably on the 'fair' mark, rather than under or over priced

This causes Anon Babble to have an absolute fucking melty instead of just staying the course, buying more shares, and enjoying the long term gains

Typically, you get 8% a year just from the SP500. Without taking any risk or leverage a down market lets you gain an oversized capital gain in the longer term. The US recovered from Vietnam, Cold War, the Depression, '07, Covid, ect, ect.

Nothing changes, its fine. Just buy some index and enjoy the extra growth. Buy/selling all the time just crushes you at tax time, why bother with it.

even the dogs and children?

Will SOXL hit 7.50?

Especially the dogs and children

I just DCA every pay period any left over cash I have, works out in the long term and its far less stressful than trying to stay on top of shit like options. Less risk, less gains but I get to be lazy

Fucking kek. They do think North American AIDs was proudly from my home town of Edmonton. Patient zero being a handsome flight attendant who fucked 200 men after a trip to Africa.

Will the stock market be green on 4/20?

A massive dump tomorrow seems way too obvious to be true, but then again I said the same thing last Tuesday and it still happened no matter how obvious it was. Who the fuck even knows anymore

It will be flat because that's Easter Sunday

Even better, there won't be a stock market anymore

theyre not letting us dump until they see doubled prices on amazon or temu

So… wtf is going to happen tomorrow?

I guess Im necking myself

Why are you here instead of a bogglehead board complaining about how you need to water down your mayo because it’s to spicy?

Less risk, less gains but I get to be lazy

Well in fact such a strategy gives you more gains than literally 99% of all humans on earth who invest, including professionals.

As long as you do it for at least 10 years and don't drop dead.

Maybe I'm delulu but I genuinely think at least FAGMAN is a bubble, maybe not S&P overall. The P to E compared with yuros and nips is pretty strange

Oh my fucking god
The president doesn't even have the power to raise tariffs as according to the constitution.
He only has the power to do anything because the congress delegated it in some bullshit emergency powers.

Congress literally has the power to undo the tariffs but it's now at a republican majority.

I've been here for 20 years, I'm never leaving and neither are you friend

The issue is people have been saying that for 3 decades.

oh my god, the president does things and...the government follows!?
lol

at least -5%
WH confirmed 104% tariff

I don’t know. I’m on year 18 and it’s not as fun at legal age.

will open 5% up and close 5% down

As long as you have the mindset that now is rough but later will be fine, everything will be A-OKAY! :D

S&P is still overvalued and that's not including the tariffs.

The powers of government are ENUMERATED.
Commerce and taxes are enumerated as a congress power, not a presidential power. So all Trump is doing is using a congress bill which delegates some power to him, which congress can pull back if they want to.

ze great rezet iz upon us

i mean yeah
congress now realizes that
if we even survive to a 2028 national election, the word "tariff" will literally be a death of any campaign

All companies are fucked unless market thinks Trump will cuck soon still don't understand that only emboldened Trump

I mean he did last term?

almost a decade ago

one upside to all this is the boomer tears, fucking faggots cry about it jew pet

Okay well, give it to me, what will happen out of all this? My mind doesnt let me think too far ahread into it out of panic

There's basically a countdown before all stockpiled inventories run dry and we get a second great depression.

Trump got ptsd from being nearly shot. He thinks he's invincible now and that he was chosen to save america, I think he truly doesnt care

He has nothing to lose this time.

yeah true enough. ill stick with my shipping bullshit for now, the transhipment narrative interests me. this is an ad, please buy ZIM random faggot on the Madagascan vanilla-growing forum

Kind of China ones never disappeared and he cucked because of covid abd trade deals Trump's admin is too retarded to reason with

no brooo the threads were slow before

bro it's a financial crisis, everyone wants to wait fifteen minutes to shitpost on biz out of nowhere now

stop asking me for my portfolio I don't know what the fuck that is!!!

Don't worry about it kitten...

Tbf their is a finnical crisis this is entertainment and horror

A) America will cease to be a major world power and the stock market might drop / stagnate for years

B) there will be a fight between the republican congress and Trump and they'll pull back tariffs this year

C) a mix of both

You don't need to wait 15 minutes if you posted on another board before. The economy is doing a big funny so you're getting lots of posters from other boards.

5 hours till midnight

new bread

This is normal when shit is fucking real.

the threads were slow

because a fuckton of people moved to Anon Babblesmg but then stopped posting entirely because of the leaf lolifag constantly baking early and the constant fetish porn spam. fuck off.

I'm betting it'll hit $6 or less

It depends. I have a very high standard for penises.

More volatility. The market does not normally react to known information. The price action on futures right now is the sentiment of the day. That won't change tomorrow without some other dust up.