/smg/ - Stock Market General

the fuck is happening edtion

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

RING AROUND THE ROSEY
POCKETS FULL OF POSEY
ASHES ASHES
WE ALL FALL DOWN

It’s over

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Total stock market death

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We're back

inb4 the copers arrive

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NO.
LOWER.
THE MARKET HASN'T CLOSED YET.

SEX

Fake fucking upmp

CLOSING GREEN OOOOOOO

Don't say that, there's still pumps from short closure

Its still going down...

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj5mCR7qs

AAAAAAA WHY WONT IT STOP DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Will the EOD slurpers get it back to 5000?

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

oh this is it

So the rise earlier was just hyper copium by traders?

have you seen the reactions in theaters to it? people throwing all their shit when the scene comes up lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

uh oh stinky

that last minute pump

Don't tell me he cucked out on tariffs

Imagine if this shit starts pumping again on tomorrow opening...

market makers are taking us for a ride

Give it to me straight, how many points is it going to fall for tomorrow?

It's time to abandon ship, what's the easiest country in Yurop to move to? I have a degree in history and a net worth of $65,000

Why on earth would you be buying here

Anyone else just dumping money stocking up on consumables? I spent ~$2000 on Amazon and ~$500 at the grocery store and got a bunch of frozen meat. I'm tired of buying bonds.

Nothing would make me cum harder than seeing greedy boomers see their savings fucking disappear overnight.

chances of TSLA closing the week under 200?

I bought in February for 336 thinking that was the bottom btw

fuck all of you american retards
have fun living in the pod and sewing new nikes for tyrone

Capitulation

YUYUKO

WHITE HOUSE LIVE BEGIN SHORTLY

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Man, why does the market always crash when I do something productive.

degree in history

:/

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COMING OUT OF THE ABYSS

Still in the red but someone's buying (institutions) What do they know? Has Trump been overthrown? (no)

Yup. They thought Trump negotiated some tariff deals, but that wasn't the case.

CAPITULATION

WTFWT

LMAO EVERYONES PULLING OUT BEFORE TOMORROW

ALL RISE FOR THE RETARD IN CHIEF

We're saved! Thanks Trump!

you ain't doing shit. let's be honest

3:59 PM EST: EXECUTIVE ORDER: TARIFFS CANCELLED LMAO

clean coal will cause a mass sell off, screencap this.

REMEMBER

RETARD HERE.

COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY REAL ESTATE IS RED?

HES GOING TO KEK OUT
TARIFFS DELAYED BY LIKE A WEEK OR SOME KEK SHIT

I don't think we're winning

markets do pretty ok actually

suddenly theres a 104% tariff on all Chinese goods

it all tanks immediately and for the rest of the day

Fucking why

I CANNOT CUM UNTIL WE HIT CIRCUIT BREAKERS
I WILL BE EDGING UNTIL -7% TOMORROW

SOURCE

MUMU IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES

What's the best bridge to jump off of? Asking for a friend.

look at the volume my god

I have, as well as the meltdowns twittertroons are having with the movie doing well lmao

I know it's garbage but it's what I've got

take a look at the 10yr

*thump*
*thump*
*thump*

Lower

it's going even lower

bro wtf is going

nice pussy faggot algos buying the dip
ive got bad news for you though

What are your languages?

Aren't most boomers already retired? People reaching age 60 are Gen X and reached adulthood in the mid-80s.

BlackRock's Fink says stocks could extend fall by 20% amid US recession worries.

The info is out there you only need to look for it.

Holy fuck Anon Babble stop being so spastic and calm the fuck dow- wait...
...WHO THE FUCK KEEPS PUMPING THIS BULLSHIT

crash the fucker, I'm all on 3x inverse and puts.

10Y is at 4.24% which means no interest rate cuts, which means no one will be buying houses + tariffs will increase house construction costs drastically

Trump calls a press conference

People start coping that he's pulling out again despite saying he's staying the course

What are we doing here

Dear God. All we can do now is wait for the break of a new day and total collapse.. Its actually over

It's still copium. We are not living in reality anymore. Nobody believes the tariffs are real. NOBODY.

Home inventory is at a high, pending sales at a low

Job losses

Retards can't adapt to non-zero rates and are losing their houses(good)

My 401k.....ACKKKKKKKKK

THE WIND WASNT BLOWING TOO MUCH

Another optimism pump for a Trump talk lmfao
He’s not gonna stop the tariffs!!!

Grasping straws.

BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
STOP THE TARIFFS

I hope he doubles all of them and we all instantly die.

1 MINUTE

Morgan Stanley says Fed won’t cut until next year because of tariff inflation

Economic collapse here we come!

he's just babbling about coal

if you get into the Union, you can go anywhere basically. i'd look for which country it's easiest to get visa/citizenship for, not which country to move to.

there are retards who actually gave corporations exit liquidity this morning

You should probably just kill yourselves now

5d chess status

this will happen every single time he opens his mouth until the tariffs are gone

THE..... V..... STARTS...... NOW.......

shut up

Am I dreaming or there's a green bump?

I slurped....

golden gate has nets if you want to not die

Why is line going up now?

Call it

When it all comes crashing down, remember that it was because magatts (maggots) were baited into unlesshing the orangutan by trannies.
SHOUTOUT TO MY GIRLIES, COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THE MOST POWERFUL RACE ON EARTH, AMERICAN TRANNIES

Of course theyre not gonna cut, they have to raise rates to make sure the dollar isn't worthless

DING DING DING
HOW DID YOU DO

DING DING DING

NO ENTRY MIGAniggers

Cope

DING DING DING DING DING DING

WHY DIDN'T YOU INVEST IN GOLD AND SILVER

YOU COULD HAVE SOME MONEY NOW IF YOU DID LISTEN!

man what the fuck was that

you tell me

Wall street is coping

Finally over. Now my shorts are in the orange man's hands.

Easiest is probably Ireland. But with those credentials it might be better to go to something with a lower COL while still being in the EU.
So maybe Croatia. Very touristy with decently high English proficiency and COL is pretty low by first world standards.
Could try getting a comfy government job writing historical propaganda or working as a tourist guide. Being a native English speaker will help and you'll just need to learn some local history for whatever city you decide to be a guide in.

The day I'm done my PhD I'm moving to Europe

Tell mamma I love her.

Invest in safe stocks like Apple they said…

drumpf

Predict the fake and gay tweet we'll get tomorrow

Just you wait until the first loans on commercial real estate sour, anons

When a Trump talk happens the market pumps because people seriously think he’s gonna repeal the tariffs

US Treasuries imploding would destroy the US, our deficits are already fucked from Biden and Trump is the final nail in the coffin

bots trading other bots

NEW HISTORIC S&P LOWEST

LOWEST POINT AS FAR AS 1 YEAR.

I've got gold-backed crypto that's just as good.

MAGAturds pay $199/month to watch some ultraJewess on FoxNews scream why tarrifs are actually "manly"! on all 5 of their TVs while their 401ks are evaporating in real time

KEK! Thank you for correcting the record Batya Ungar Sargon!

inb4 muh daily beast

thedailybeast.com/maga-rolls-out-bonkers-new-justification-for-trumps-trade-war/

imagine if he keks on tariffs all those retail slurpers will be rich can’t have that

-10.5% (-528$)
Thank god I bought some SXPS calls yesterday. They are saving my ass hardcore. Looks like my TSLZ and SQQQ might actually pay as well.

+5.48% :)

IM GONNA MAKE IT MA
IM GONNA MAKE IT

unh

luigi bros...

Almost as bad as tesla

no, these are celebrations
instagram.com/p/DIHgFhRSXO8/

the market isn't a shitcoin bro

copers slurped at the last minute

A nice day. Lets get some more of these.

Trump is so lovable when he's just talking to oil workers and stuff. Sigh...

my 401k becomes redder everyday and it looks like i'll be turning screws in TSLA sweatshop until I'm 90

made a shilling on the cock market

How low tomorrow?
Will we see sub 200 or will slurpers be too desperate to save their meme stock?

the stock market is about to look like the workprint minecraft movie cut

Unironically good advice

lol

buying right now

You should kill yourself. Are you listening to what trump is saying?

sexy seia

melon will be margin mauled

Markets behave like shitcoins in bear markets

+15% today

God I love orange nigger shitting the bed. Tomorrow is gonna be glorious because greddy fucks fells for the buy the dip meme.

Wow, it's down to where it was a few weeks ago.

Tesla is already green in the post market WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Found the source to the 'we will deport American Citizens but we promise to be like gentle and honorable and stuff' thing from the stupid-ass press conference
x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1909665581869285507

always was
/smg/ is the proof

how will they recover?

I bought 2 shares of NTDOY with my doordash money 15 minutes before the bell and made 11 cents.

We're all gonna make it.

+1,51%

portfolio is 80% Europe

fuggggg

Delusion will continue as long as possible.

LMAO THEY ACTUALLY PUMPED 1% RIGHT IN THE FINAL SECOND TO MAKE SO IT'S NOT THE LOWEST CLOSING IN 1 YEAR

they think trump is bluffing

trump wants to remove the reserve currency status on the USD, make of that what you will.

Moving ALL production to India. Vietnam is not enough now.

Warren Buffet is insane like when he dumped 100 billion of this and people said WTF or made fun of him. After the Great Trumpression he can buy the entire company for 350 billion and when Alexandria Ocasio Cortez becomes president its called turning 350B to 2 Trillion.

UNHbros we are so fucking back!

it's over

Wasn't greedy enough shorting.

It's not as bad as one might think. Russia has been hard at work trying to reduce the importance of oil as a source of government revenue

"In general, we are trying at this time to minimise the influence of oil prices on the budget. Whereas a few years ago this indicator stood at 35%-40%, in 2025 it will dip to 27% and in 2027 to 23%."

reuters.com/business/energy/russia-reducing-share-budget-revenue-gas-oil-minister-says-2024-10-10/

didn't they face a lot of quality issues when they tried it two years ago lmfao

I mean it doesn't matter, the markets going lower - 104% tariffs on China? We're fucked, just wait until companies start mass layoffs due to lowered EPS

OP here, i lost nothing because i have NOTHING invested (i was invested into ENTX then pulled out reight before all this happened)

What the hell was that last minute twist?

i sold my 10 shares earlier today in the hopes of rebuying cheaper tomorrow

Just write off all the debt, lmao.

How long will tomorrow's dip last?

trump started speaking

they will still be wondering about trumps supposed bluff when they stand in line for the soup kitchen

oil workers

Half these niggas are getting laid off in a month or two kek

Trump better finish this coal speech by saying no tariffs so I can buy some futures

i solded, can't do bear trading because i don't want to put 5k into my ibkr account (don't trust myself)

Copers saw a trump press conference and are desperate for him to reverse tariffs

Okay I didn't see this one lol

lugii huh?

Interresting...

ITODDLERS BLOWN THE FUCK OFF

ANDROIDKINGS W W @?

whatever it was, it got me to panic sell my SPY $500 put for 4/10

Iran invasion soon brother

Holding until tomorrow

Investors don't capitulate anymore. They relentlessly buy the dip.

Trump talking about how him and Lee Zeldin (interesting Wikipedia entry on the mensch) are going to deregulate the EPA to own the libs

you're so retarded lol, what the fuck

We are going to just make shitty products if it means China stops threatening us at the end of the day if a wheel falls off my kids bike I will just screw it back on.

netenyahu

Told you you'd be fine. Glad to see you held the line.

I don't even know how Europe is up. Were they reacting to our after market green?

Surely investors have to run out of dip money eventually.

Yea, saw Trump wants to start with a war with Iran too, as if things aren't bad enough domestically lmao... good for me though, I have a ton of LMT I've been holding for 15+ years

-1.04%
I AM FINACIALLY RUINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WW3 SOON
RTX CHADS WE JUST CANNOT STOP WINNING

I should have bought BYD during the pandemic.

Ireland is pretty expensive from what I've heard but a Balkan tourism thing could be good, thanks

Fed CMS raised medicare rates to over 5% yesterday, doubling the rates from January
Massive boon for Healthcare sector, absolutely going to rape boomers on their premiums

but this board is all illiterate tourists now so nobody talked about it

damn at this rate we're going to hit the bump limit in under 20 mins.

All those blue collar niggas are getting layed off in a week

imagine how rich all baggies will be in 5 years

one last retarded pump

Does ANYONE know what the fuck is going on?

they were reacting to the insanity yesterday where the US closed 2% up

Trump wants to defense spending to go up to 1 trillion, which is a 12% increase from last year.

Yeah like I said twentyish threads ago I would’ve rather gambled for gains and risk 300 bucks than eat such a loss for nothing

It is easy /smg/
WE invade China. I heard you didn't want to die for Isreal so this is a good compromised, innit?

It's only a political problem. The market is structurally sound. What's done at the stroke of a pen can be undone at the stroke of a pen. This means everything is structurally sound. When the president can levy a unilateral 25% consumption tax on the entire country overnight, that's structurally sound. Nothing is wrong here, it's just a political squabble. This nonsense will blow over by next week, you'll see. Tesla is underbought, actually.

HOLY KEK

Well, yeah obviously, d'uh.

I'll buy more tomorrow after my door dash shift. I think the tariffs are already priced in, since the US isn't that important of a customer for Nintendo.

Im doing it
SOXL IS A GO
HAS TO BE
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR ANOTHER LOW LIKE THIS
PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT RETARDED

What is the most realistic hope for a reversal here? China or EU negotiating? Or maybe the fed stepping in?

SOXL.
Chop Loss.
Volatility Drag.
Beta Slippage.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.

According to Fox Business reporter Edward Lawrence, “White House Press Secretary says 104% additional tariffs went into effect at noon Eastern time because China has not removed its retaliation. The 104% additional tariff will be collected starting tomorrow April 9th.

CBP to start collecting ‘reciprocal’ tariffs on 86 countries’ imports starting 12:01 a.m.

Expect a huge down day tomorrow

you are
we are just getting started

China isn't negotiating. The EU has tried but the WH has rejected anything reasonable. It's over.

bought SVXY at close, holding and selling regardless at open
whether or not trump actually pauses is irrelevant, everyone will have their answer tomorrow and the tariffs were completely priced in today
VIX will have to come down

Are we anticipating a full on war or something

this was my life anyways

Bro no offense but why are you even buying stock if that's all you are buying?
I mean it's your money do with it what you will, but you are basically pissing away your paltry paycheck. Lot of work for not a lot of gain.

you will never buy a proper house with 4 bedrooms

you will never get a wife

I do have a wife and a house

counterpoint: I voted for this

hahahahhahahahhaha

He wants to start more wars for Israel

But wait
I’m not an options degenerate
I’m actually holding stock and riding this bitch like a wild horse
I don’t care
We WILL see another 60 top
ITS BOUND TO HAPPEN
AAAAAAAAAA

i was up $10 with my trailerhood investments before the great green tentacle fuck of 3:56 PM threw me down to $5

oh well it doesn't seem like it's gonna stay that way for very long

Wait what? weren't they fucking talking about cutting it

Our postal infrastructure literally cannot handle this scale after being fucking dismantled the past 8 years

Easiest way to survive is to have multigenerational homes (like it has been for the majority of human history)

The biggest group of retards on earth lmao

a leveraged BRK.B ETF exists

I'll go all in on that once the bottom is in. Same performances as the market, if not better, for less volatility, which fits better for a very long term leveraged haul.
The only uncertainty is we might very well see Warren die before we even reach the bottom.

Powerlevelfags are finally getting their dream match: China Army vs USA Army

Do they even have the staff to collect these additional tariffs? Or will there be enormous delays at ports as they try (and fail) to collect everything?

hey LIBTARDS its called CREATIVE DESTRUCTION

Well, you see, i'm a GAMER. Which means i'm broke as SHIT, and this is more skill based than buying scratch offs at the gas station.

Hyper copium about last minute reprieves

EU negotiating

They have but white house terms are stupid India is also negotiating but I don't know how those are going

China

Basically said fuck off I'm ready to play this game

Iran must suffer for attacking the chosen people.

Trump just cares about making himself look tough. I wouldn't read into it.

Trump tripping and breaking his neck

EU have decided to sit this out
China has no reasons to stop their greatest geopolitical rival from destroying themselves
Nobody within Trump admin has balls/influence to stand up and say no
I honestly don't see any fallbacks here

What if China doesn't buy the bonds?

I AM WINNING MR. PRESIDENT

I am expecting it
There's no going back unless Trump gets arrested and jailed in like 3 hours by official and lawful means, and all his tariff policies get denounced and reversed by a new government.

He's probably betting on the fact that they have a strong army, so either pay the tariffs or we'll invade/wont defend you anymore. That's my dumbshit idea at least.

Nvidia can still fall so much farther bro, 20% 14 day RSI is 66.83.

Maybe just buy SOXL/SOXS and then tomorrow if tariffs get repealed you IMMEDIATELY sell SOXS. Hopefully if you are fast then you won't lose that bad.

My parents are much richer than I am and I do pretty well. I already have a 4 bedroom house.
I already have a stay-at-home gf (content with that, fuck alimony)
EV cars are fucking gay.

What was the bounce up at the end all about

You don't know where the bottom is idiot

Oh no you didn't actually believe that did you?

Based Xina I kneel

peepeepoopoo

Tell me the downside
SOXL buy, not options
Hold because semiconductor market CANNOT crash with the coming slave society we have coming
There’s not just a demand, there’s a constantly higher demand
What are the downsides
Buy it like stock so volatility doesn’t matter for shit
Srsly what’s the downside

DOGE will efficiently oversee the tariff coll- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Sure smells like /leftypol/ in here

BYD bros? Is this bad?

omg shut up already

Interesting idea, his age is a concern especially with a leveraged one.

Lockheed Martin needs their gibs anon

My advice? Invest in tattoos
You can take those with you :)

It crashes for another fortnight and then congress removes his tariff power with a veto proof majority

Mortgage rates hit their highest level in more than a month amid continued uncertainty over the tariffs.

Prices going up, home loans more expensive - we're fucking cooked. My mortgage is 2.5% but I cannot move without paying a shit ton more in interest (for a much more expensive house)

Do you really think Trump or anyone thought that far?

That was me. I bought the dip

Yes, definitely. The only possible explanation for all the seemingly nonsensical trade and foreign policy moves is that the US government is preparing for war, and soon. Shoring up currency reserves, securing domestic supplies, laying the groundwork for territorial claims, spinning up manufactured consent. It's all happening right now, everything thought stuff like Greenland was a joke, but they said time and time again that it wasn't. I think the market is starting to take this all seriously and price it in.

Republicans in Congress growing a spine, throwing out Mike Johnson, and passing a binding resolution to end the national emergency on trade and therefore remove Trump's powers to create tariffs, ending the tariffs.

It'll take at least a month before that happens.The blood has to be in the streets first.

EU countries are starting to withdrawn their gold from the Federal Reserve Bank

they don't lol, DOGE fired customs agents

The 8% cut was a month ago when they were gutting entire agencies every day, it was believable at the time

Futures frozen waiting for the no tariff announcement that won’t happen lol

should I fucking kill myself?

Who's buying TVs in a slave society anon?

I would just save the money up first while working to get your income up. Fuck monitoring stocks all day, spend all day working on yourself and your skillset to acquire a better job instead.

What was that fake and gay pump right before close

is that what India negotiated? how many indian scammers have enough money to buy tesla cars? lmao

but why

any cold miners ITT I hope your whole family dies in a freak bear attack

MFW I but 5000 individually wraps screws

Shipped over here

Inspected for tariffs

Ignore the customs bill

Gets shipped all the way back

Buy them again next week

Have to admire the gambling spirit on those who bought at the tail end, betting on tariffs being rescinded at the last minute.

the financial nuke that's about to go off when they find a ton of foreign gold is missing

If you had 2m USD and burned after being in the sun for 5min. Where would you go to retire and find a hot wife yurope messiah?

NEVER kys

Not a wrong read, honestly. Absolutely retarded, but it fits.
US hasn't successfully occupied and held territory in almost a 100 years.

Post losses

Ya a lot of queers ITT
Playing the market does not mean it has to be Green Day’s all the time.
There are many ways to make money

Are you restarded or just obtuse
Entire tech industry, phones computers weapons
Wtf
Pea iq

I will never get a tattoo. NEVER EVER. I promised my grandma.

going to buy tesla

The cars far too expensive for their market it's the main reason Indian companies have remained competive and profitable

LONG CHICKEN FUTURES

We already saw that they didn't before the firings when he removed de minimis exemption

Not to be morbid, but Warren dying under Trump could bring generational wealth for dip buyers. They'll call it the Great BRK Slurp

I don't understand why you wouldn't just ride puts to the bottom and slurp then with puts gains

The art of being a clown

that's what the whole de-industrailzation talk has been about...

It's all computer

Nobody gives a fuck about the tariffs, its all imaginary in their heads.

Tommorow:

Fakest and gayest pump in history

Followed by

Apocalypse 3 hours from close

depends
are you a cute gril?

rescue the Iphones from tariffs!

You go long SOXL anon, see you on the other side

is everyone here ready for the draft?

no one has any reason to go the negotiation table when they can just wait for this to happen. Trump basically doesn't have authority to make any decisions

I, for one, am very excited about tomorrow.

Holy shit I didn't think it was possible to hate zoomers more than I already did.

tariffs suspended because they literally can't tariff all the imports

Time to learn plumbing and mechanics stock market fuckbois

Because I’m too emotional for options ill admit
Probably way too low of an IQ for them as well
I just see stock as a good bet for a retard like me

Activate Elon Plan:
Trump accepts Europe's zero tariffs offer
Indian H1B of its smartest citizens and cut tariffs to 0 in exchange India gives us exclusive deal for products and shuts out China. This works bigly for India since it accesses them trillions of dollars of wealth
We forget China exists and 105% tariffs forever.

I think this actually seriously Makes America Great Again. We just have to take all the bad with the good and have shitty product quality but we make up for it huge with AI and Robots and IP stops getting stolen by the Chinks its overall a big win.

Who would pump when tarrifs are actually starting

those are alphies unc

What's the point of all the callouts he does in all his speeches
Is it like a top 10 asslickers of the day announcement

they got it worked out this time, so say good bye to amazon

man that sounds hard.

but seriously i'm not that bad off right now, actually in my senior year for a cybersec degree. DD is just an easy $50 over a meal period.

HOLY BASED
this needs to be done statewide
The greatest trolling of our time. And you can bankrupt those faggots at USPS.

Customs from 84 countries and de minimis removed
Our postal system is fucked

Tim Apple just flew in 5 planes full of iPhones from China to avoid 104% tariffs starting tomorrow.

He’ll totally rescind the tariffs says increasingly nervous bull for the 7 day in a row

This will be incredibly inflationary too, I don't think they thought this plan out at all

Just restarted
Got itt

300% artifical pump for exit liquidity

Which will be the ideal time for you to place your puts

Wait where is this going

I am such a unc boomer, what an absolute baka I am.

I thought Musk loved China, 50% of his cars are made there and he worked hard getting factories there and stuff.

HOLY KEK

It's not like we have anything to lose after the last week

JUST IN: White House confirms that additional 50% in tariffs on China will take effect tomorrow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But wait, there's more!

its over

Jokes on you, I was a diesel mechanic and now I do sales.

He's not going to say that.
Have you decided what you want written on your gravestone?

kind of based and funny at the same time.

India won't steal your products

You are aware your making another china lol

there are no brakes on the retardation train

that is really good
Having more skills that is

*market pumps*

India might be one of the few countries that is even less honest and trustworthy than China.

fell for it again award

When is the financial apocalypse happening? I'm bored of these nothingburgers

When will those useless fucks in congress get up and take away his tariff powers

How's the winning bros

so?

I owe 100k in taxes next year because I sold everything.

nah enjoy the ride

sell me this peen

When you least expect it

What
Are we up to 154% or are you just quoting something too late

Probably Czechia. Now your 2 mil is a bit shy of the 75 million CZK you need for an investment visa(around 3 mil in USD) but you have other options. They've got a fast-track program for digital nomad visas.
COL is not too bad, weather is continental but the winters are not as butt-freezing cold as Poland and you don't share a border with Russia.
One of the most liberal countries in the EU when it comes to gun rights which is something you might care about if you like guns. Great beer too.
Just avoid Prague since it's overpriced at the moment, look for a smaller town.

this is why they tell you to buy world indexes
you'd have 40% less losses

Roth chad
im down bad

Only cool guys buy this pen.

This guy to the right looks like he was long today.

you could drop a bomb on coal and use it just fine for energy the next day

Sir what the fuck

...and? you can't avoid paying taxes

Now. Literally right now. If you want something dramatic: probably when the stock market opens tomorrow.
Shit is going to start literally rotting in the ports for months starting today. I give it 5 days until we start seeing major disruptions literally everywhere at once.

he can buy an EU passport for much cheaper dumbass

I genuinely think the retard clique in charge here wants to cut off all trade with China, anticipating armed conflict in the future. So in the near term they plan to slurp up shitloads of money in tariffs and let the bilateral trade kill itself, basically cannibalizing it so hard it dies on its own before the actual diplomacy starts to play out. It's like burning your ships, it removes the incentive for future administrations to get along with China.

wake up american

eat GMO filled cornsyrup trash for breakfast

take pain meds from long term pains caused by a drone in Iran

go to work at the nike factory for $5 hour

invest $50 from it a month but it's all red, stocks are fake anyways

mom calls crying she got beaten by tyrone at the nursing home

go home to your 4x4 pod

go on Anon Babble and say you don't like your life situation

someone types "shut up liberal"

SAD!

Well I could have avoided some of it if I moved to a different state.

All those guys behind him are getting laid off in a month

fuck off lib

He has dementia.

CZ-75 and derivatives are in the top 5 handguns of all time change my mind

2 weeks x 2

Beautiful clean American bussy

Kys yuro

India is impotent

You prefer koomala and 40 gorillion more niggers
You plebbit trannies are insufferable

too bad, get fucked
good

Your real issue with China is that are competing superpower India will become the same if you let them

All those boomers just got their 401k destroyed

it's definitely this
they think a us-china war is inevitable and are trying to get ahead of it

he is likely a yuropoor

I'm betting oil falls tomorrow, then crabs to the end of this clown show. I might try to pick up a future for it. I saw a news thing saying Saudis were ramping up oil production as a show of power to threaten US oil exports. Or something. I'm only pretending I know what I'm talking about.

Yes but so was China and now they steal refine shit pretty well

...and?

based fuck burgerland

yuropoor

You'll have to stop saying this soon

The tariffs are on, and the money is rolling in

Lol

40 million legal Indians and bad economy

40 million illegal spics and bad economy

American elections

Pic related is the very manifestation of what "loss of trust" means. You have no idea how bad this is and the implications.

OPEC ramping uo production

They will halt/slowdown mid month next month will be a cut

are you ready for the draft?

India is a democracy which means we can just coup them whenever we want.

Why has the market been so fucking delusional? Trump spent literally every rally last year going on 20 minute wordsalads about tariffs but no one believed it until the last minute.
Even now they're having pumps on pure cope of last minute delays

ZERO PERCENT WALKBACK
TARIFF TIME GORGEOUS

oil comes from deposits under the ground.
Hope this helps :)

mumus, better don't look at the post-market SPY

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. They just did it to prove they could.

Bro you have a war going on in your continent and you won’t even spend to defend yourself lmao
Sit down

We are imagining a future where no ships can survive 500 miles from any coastline anywhere.

Because during his 1st term he didn't do much, people expected more of the same.

India has no ambitions whatsoever. Nothing of significance has ever come out of India.

I don't care, if things get bad I'll just kill myself, the fuck are you going to do about it?

Tanks

Please Trump. It is the age of the drones.

Not as long as your nations take 50-60% of your income I won't.
Pay the VAT and for your muslim replacement yuropoor.

What is this obsession with coal all of a sudden?

he doesn't know

he loves posting coal

Tbf ot was based on growing demand should've timed it better

You should buy some European defence stocks before your currency starts collapsing too

Retarded boomers think windmills cause cancer and autism
Think black lung is how we should live

Funny thing, I used to be a yuropoor
America is BY FAR doing a lot better than your mandatory sandnigger festivals and ritual mowing street trucks of peace
Don’t forget about the 500 euro monthly wage

ZERO PERCENT WALKBACK

what does mean?

what is Guantanamo bay

so? not my problem

I didn't buy the dip. I will buy the bottom.

none look happy

50-60% of your income

I'm glad I understand tax better than that

Last time he had a bunch of pre-MAGA neocons around him, this time it's all retards like Navarro

Tariffs are real and retailfags are going to panic sell tomorrow.

jej

HOW DARE YOU
TANKS ARE STILL NESSASARY FOR SYMMETRICAL WARFARE

all of a sudden

He's been raving about it for ages now
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_International_Golf_Club_Scotland_Ltd_v_The_Scottish_Ministers

picrel
west virginia + early 2010s culture war seethe

India has no ambitions

They do jeets desperately want to ve like China

BOBO SAVE ME

walmart is over

I tried to catch the knife

Imagine if this all started because Trump learned that fort knox had no gold in it.

and thy're putting tariffs on their supposed allies at the same time. Encouraging to trade with China, and China will be eager to sell to Europe, Canada etc. to try to make up for the losses in US trade.
Truly a mastermind move.

Sounds like bullshit but I'll bite
Where in our beautiful continent did you come from?

India superpower 2020

People cannot imagine a world other than Washington consensus globalization (older folks will remember the Bretton-woods system, but Trump wants to go even further back than that). So, they assume Trump is doing brinkmanship instead of actually trying to destroy this system. This produces hopium.

this

YUROS GET REGULARLY TAXED 40-50% OF THEIR PAY
ON A BASE 500 EURO SALARY
KEK
Don’t forget to thank a punjab today

good

walmart bros...?

Odds SOXL hits $7 by the 11th? I need my puts to win big

America embargoed Japan into Pearl Harboring itself.

the market is delusional because what trump is doing is so self destructive that no one can actually cope that is a real policy that he will keep for month or even his entire admin

*encouraging them

Costco>>>>>>>>>>>>[POWER GAP]>>>>>>>>>>>>SHARTmart

No gonna tell you the country but south Mediterranean area. Our place used to be a haven of security and vacations for everyone
The last thing left was that, how safe and nice that shithole was. Now turned into a migrant shit filled hole
Thanks for playing

why are you guys scared of a war?

Thanks CNN
We are on the verge of institutional financial collapse but we can all learn from this
:)

He did a tariff trade war with china first thing then as well.

#fryLuigi

Malta?

Oh, Greece. That explains it.

Yeah that makes sense also explains why no coup but this won't end well modern MIC is globalized unless it's Chinese also they don't have enough nukes
politico.com/news/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-defense-weapons-supply-chains-00006481

Sounds like bullshit

nobody knows what is happening and listening to Trump makes it even more uncertain

coal coal

open border murder

whats bro yapping about

Pay debnts

okay, and? any kind of war with china is a good thing

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

BILLIONS OF GALLONS OF WATER POURING INTO CALIFORNIA

This is pretty standard storytime of parables about the Foolish Democrats

This is a great time for younger people to learn a lesson for the next four to five decades.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a caste system like India doesn't produce greatness, it's designed for stability and mediocrity

TRUMP REITERATES: TARIFFS ARE ON

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nuke arsenal needed to be expanded yesterday. It's basically too late to stockpile in any meaningful way now.

you're gonna be rich, my friend. It's going to be a penny stock tomorrow.

Iberian, that’s as far as I’ll go
And I’ll say you might point out migration in the US and fuck all cope you wanna come up with
Growing up there I know damn well, without the safety and comfort, that place has nothing left
Leave while you still have time, make a bag in the US and maybe come back to Eastern Europe
That’s the plan anyways

didn't california say they weren't going to apply tariffs? how does that even work? Can they even do that?

Did he talk about Biden yet

Is he still on about that random dam he opened and nearly flooded some farmers out with?

Sounds like Barcelona to me

I'm pretty sure Trump enjoys world leaders and CEO's squirm under his thumb desu. Think of it from a perspective from a billionaire narcissist who doesn't ever have to worry about the stock market. Dude's having the time of his life.

bake bread retards

I'm not gonna work in a factory or coal mine and I'm not going to war with Iran or China or anybody else. I'm gonna stay home and play videogames. China is going to destroy Trump and Musk and my BYD stock will go through the roof.

GOOD NEWS MIGATRADS TURNS OUT THE CONCESSIONS ARE ON AGRICULTURE THE WORLD IS GOING TO BUY AMERICAN FOOD ALRIGHT

Yes but it still doesnt help the market decide wether to pump or dump

Yeah he cracked a decent one about how he was constantly shutting down coal mines when he was awake, which wasn't that much

and how are you planning on avoiding the draft?

Historically wars were fought when nations started accelerating and advantages were anticipated to be lost.

how does coal burn clean

They don't care they will try you and China will destroy each other in Asia and kill any chance of a superpower from the wreckage allowing India and the EU to gain

bigly and beautifully, maybe ever

Honestly it is difficult to listen to him since he rambles a lot. But it was something about making sure California would have water since they didn't have it during the fires earlier this year.

Wash it before burning, obviously

That's the neat part.

Religious exemption.

he did back down on the Canada&Mexico tariffs so it wasn't delusional at all to expect him to walk out on this one as well

Well, you see, uhhhh

Wow, we're selling them apples now and all it took was a 30% haircut on millions of Americans retirements lol?

shut up libtard, coal is officially Beautiful and Clean, our President Trump has said so.

It doesn't.
Coal will die anyway, PV panels are still dropping in price expontentially

Because it's beautiful
Do you not believe him, Anon?

anyone got good, and particularly free, resources for learning Chinese?

too bad, we'll need everyone for a war with china

total walmart death
not even hiding it anymore
agreed, its a mad dash but they won't make it. pissrael wants their iran war too.

close your eyes and don't breath in, eazy

It's funny that liberals talk wonders about carbon capture but when you brand carbon capture as "clean coal" they freak the fuck out. It's the same fucking thing.

aren't there loads of chinese students in your city? rizz someone up. but they are crazy

That’s pretty funny.

I would rather live in a country where I can travel to 29 countries without any border controls, each with their own unique culture and architecture, than getting an increase of 300 euros on my salary

nta but can't you just fail physical tests on purpose

I'd just take the jail time desu

PV panels WERE dropping before all this tariff shit lmao

Iberian, that’s as far as I’ll go

there is only two countries in iberia you fucking retard, you might as well go out and say it at this point

Uh oh.

"You have to worry about nuclear heat"

And he name drops Iran

"We are going to make sure that is safe"

So why do they still have TARIFFS???

4chanint.miraheze.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese

Yeah, his brain is mush.
He ordered some random central valley dam opened in the wildfires that was 1000 miles from LA and claimed he was helping.

NOOOOO DON’T USE COAL IT’S BAD FOR LE ENVIRONMENT

Holy fuck GET OUT OF /smg/ you queer faggots

Right, but in this case they can't embargo China the same way. The American war strategy against China was always to hold the island chains and blockade energy imports. It was always a deterrent to war, in the sense that the US could threaten strangling China to death the same way Japan was. But given how Chinese shipbuilding has been massively outstripping the US and China is starting to become less dependent on energy imports, they're trying to get ahead of things and go for war sooner, while they can still potentially use the old anaconda strategy and take a winning position. In other words, they're no longer rattling the saber to scare China into backing down, they're trying to draw the saber and use it quickly before it rusts.

Gonna build a NEET fortress and shoot at anybody who comes to my house uninvited.

carbon capture

Do you really believe that's going to happen?

and who makes these PV panels

this is a more efficient coal plant, not carbon capture you retard

birth rates, people want to save their skins, not die for bankers

Don't tell that to the Iberians who live on the north east coast of Iberia. They seem to think otherwise.

why would you learn chinese when we're going to war with them soon?
it'll be like ukraine, even the disabled will fight! War builds characters, don't be scared

Put a big balloon over the exhaust pipe to stop it from polluting the atmosphere

That's okay, you'll work in bauxite mine instead.

There's technically cleaner types of coal
It's still the absolutely worst type of energy in >current year
It's obviously not that you fucking mongoloid
Good job negating any cheap prices you'd get with coal by installing the necessary carbon capture tech needed

dealing with the overflow of pre tariff goods right now at UPS
The amount of mixes (entire shipping pallets stacked 15 feet high with chiniseum products) we have gotten has tripled this week

For the hundredth time. Since Friday.

it's just means it's more efficient. you get more energy out of a unit of coal, so you don't need to burn that much of it, so less emissions.

sorry i want to have a world to enjoy my money in, when the global south is forced to migrate north to escape uninhabitable conditions maybe youll realize why we were concerned

Suit yourself, have fun seeing that architecture and those countries own people get fucking demolished the next 2 decades if that
The destruction of Europe is imminent, you can’t fool me
Fuck you bitch

So what if there is no master plan and he's just a rambling old man with dementia?

will fight your own people, but not the chinks

literally why?

PLA counts their greywater fleet as blue water vessels lmao.
China is actually fucking retarded.

i'm obesemaxxing atm

Well I kind of agree that last sentence is absolutely incorrect and no fucking way do you own Tesla you lying retard.
How many MIGA and a-political upper class want an electric car?

They capture the exhaust then burn it again

That's the fun part Ukriane is a testing ground for how to conscript these fuckers have no shame in dragging people into vans

That's the actual case

So...? Market pump?

carbon capture is a massive scam unless you're producing something with it.
go back to west virginia

he is no turning back, kek!

If?
We're already seeing the consequences

that won't help you avoid the draft

That's not 'what if'. That's 'right now'.
Theoretically you 25th amendment them.
Nobody's going to 25th amendment him; not until the food riots start and they go 'oh shit, we're not actually immune to consequences'.

NOOO NOT COAL

holy fucking losers

here officer check out this really neat gun I just bought!

Actually though I am an older unc millennial boomer and zoomers and alphies get to die first.

There's technically cleaner types of coal

yeah, some coal has more impurities than others so those cause more harmful emissions

believes in climate change

Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
Leave

Literally what he is

LMAOOOOO WHAT IS HE DOING

Pretend retardation.
Shouldn't be hard. He just has to show a MAGAhat.

I'm not particularly anti coal but I'm all-in nuclear so by that notion I wouldn't want coal.

Because the Chinese are not coming for me. If they were my people they would respect my wish to be left alone.

signing the guys speech

what

Wait isn't the upcoming budget going to have to commit to tariff revenues? if it comes out it'll ACTUALLY be locked in

Those were dug up years ago
All that's left is low quality

this lol, you won't be able to avoid the draft, so don't be scared guys!

will shoot your fellow americans instead of chinks

retarded

Oh and for the anon that mentioned European countries culture
Yeah good luck with that with those countries own governments shitting even basic festivities down cause they’re racist for the sandjeets mongrels coming over
Have fun being silently conquered and not even being able to have enough money for an escape plan

Holy fuck bros this is it
I'm finally leaving 5 figure hell

Or what, you gonna have a tantrum? :((
Lmao

b-but i thought trump was just kidding :(((

Total chink annihilation once that 104% gigadick tariff slaps China.

bone spurs

we're talking about coal

in 2025

America is so beyond cooked lmao, I should have learned Mandarin.

The republicans in the house can't pass a budget

I have several jumping spots scoped out in Minecraft just in case things get really bad

If you work for the state you aren't really a human being, but a state dependent welfare nigger who would not exist without said state. Sorry.

china is literally the biggest threat to our nation, man up
they literally sent actual retards to fight in ukraine, you can't avoid this :)

He totally thought all the coal guys were mouth breathing sub 60 IQ guys and he was impressed the dude managed to give a more coherent speech than any of his since 2015

Powering America into the future

Coal is the future?

AAAAAAH NOT THE COAL
NOT THE COAL
HELP ME AL GORE
HELP ME JOHN KERRY
HELP ME OBONGO

america is coal, china is gem

taking 2 billion in per day..... FROM YOUR OWN POPULACE DUMB FUCK

Fort Knox needs to fill back up that missing gold somehow.

20% 14 day RSI

Why is that a special number?

Please think of the black lung coal miners

Yeah, for you AIs
You're going to have big beautiful AIs powered by coal

this anon gets it

everyone is too fucking scared of nuclear sadly
also most/if not all browns are too retarded to manage a nuclear plant soooo

I guess you actually are going to lol

This nigga for real? Just return to normal from here on out lol

not buying your bags

Historically it's the trade surplus countries that bare the brunt of tariffs, as they have to unload all their goods regardless.

please buy the "bottom"

No one is buying. Enjoy the poor house

Wish I had this much
I’m only going in with 20k

We're going to find out together I suppose

Sweet, thanks Anon.

yea they "bear it" by not selling as much not by physically giving the other country money

coal

clean

this nigga

china is literally the biggest threat to our nation

What are they going to do? Invade Taiwan? That's not our nation. They can have it.

man up

Hey, lady. Go fight your own wars. I've got my own life to live and a long backlog of video games to get through.

You can wash the exhaust gasses with some chemicals, so you don't get CO2 and soot and shit, but instead you get liquid cancer.

why would you learn chinese when we're going to war with them soon?

to surrender so the chinese drone doesnt blow you up and send the feed to 4chinks Anon Babble

It is, retard

Reminds of the big tobacco lobbys
NO NO SMOKING IS SO HEALTHY

Based and not deluded pilled

you're a coward, we get it, but there's no avoiding this
pussy

Go away schlomo

During covid, costco/walmart/etc didn't raise prices for similar reasons. The supply was constricted, money was getting printed, yet they just didn't want to pass the increased prices to the consumer, so they just... didn't.

Say what you will. Shouldn't this be a chance to buy coal stocks?

what if all the chinatowns are full of sleeper agents and strike all at once....

Fuck off recrooter. Go get blown up by a dongfeng missile in the south China Sea if you want to bitch.

bake a new thread

Yes, in the form of coal pellets to heat your home

yep

you're chinese aren't you?

I’ve lived in both continents
Believe me yuropoors who’ve never left are the delusional ones
Whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night

No, use the images up

not having a tenner on all energy sources

tsk tsk what the fuck are you doing bro? it is ENERGY for fucks sake

W O K E

Yes prices were famously quite stable during COVID, particularly in food suppliers

Based and reality pilled

200k will be a nice pile to start making moves with after.

woke energy

Whatever *they gotta tell themselves to sleep at night
My bad bro

??? that was for bant/smg/ because Anon Babble was a slower board

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

Ask yourself why it was food, specifically.

No, because fuck drumf.

Yes, because this about making money, not getting caught up in politics.

He's currently suicidal and hoping war breaks out so he can throw his life away in a honorable fashion.

East coast US cities are literally ten times worst than fucking Birmingham and Marseilles

he's gonna roll back the tariffs isn't he?

No I'm an American with zero loyalty to the retards running it.

ebic simbly ebic xDDD

THE RADICAL LEFT ARE AGAINST COAL

and? hope you're all ready for the draft

You prefer already conquered to in the middle of being conquered. Preferences I guess

fail

Keystone pipeline just blew

LMAO BUY BUY OIL

someone just yelled about tariffs

US president posting coal

it's so over

I heard lmao

NO REFUNDS

No. WW3 is coming boy, better buckle up.

sure you are, but it doesn't matter what you are, I'm sure they need translators too

"mr president what do you say to the americans worried about tariffs?"

*music starts playing over him*

KEK

low oil prices

how convenient

Pay the tarrif on thread creation
Accepted currency is (you)s. 15 (you)s = 1 thread

You can just kill yourself anytime. Make sure to livestream it with your thread ID. Would make for an epic meme.

Whatever makes you sleep better
I live in the burbs of one of the “worse” east coast cities
It’s not even close to the shit yuropoors are going through rn
But the big factor in all of this is really how much the average yuropoor makes compared to the average us citizen. Add on to that the amount of opportunity to just pick up a decent pay job out here compared to there, you got nothing
A continent that was once the beacon of civilization, completely nuked and destroyed by mongrels in 2 decades

No, You misunderstand I won't be going, but you zoomers and alphies will :^)
(not your women though, they were made for the BMC (big millennial cock :^))

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

futures crabbing

new thread (not mine)

Thankfully for them, America has a lot of those

non-gay version

promotes coal

tanks oil further

Masterful gambit sir

You sound way to poor and uneducated to be here? Please go to bant with the Anons with 5k too stupid to know how to touch a woman,

shit version

Did you know that warmer weather and more carbon dioxide makes plants grow MUCH MORE.
Over the last 50 years looking at satellite data, 48% of the earth has gotten greener, 2% has gotten less green, and 50% has remained the same.

Never heard of a more obvious negative feedback loop in my life. The world will be fine it is already adapting.

There is absolutely going to be a pump on opening tomorrow

the world will be fine, humanity wont you gay faggot
the niggers down south will stampede to colder areas

99.9% of all climate scientists are wrong and unreliable

those 5 conspiracy theorists I saw on Facebook though, they're reliable

Yeah, sure dude:
youtube.com/watch?v=NZv5zBNIhvE
youtube.com/watch?v=vDsjeKo3u3o

do you not go outside
are you underaged?
I can literally fucking SEE the weather

Is this the laugh at bulls thread?

99.9% of all climate scientists are wrong and unreliable

Scientists came together during the recent UN climate conference came to the conclusion that coal powered shipping was preferable because it cooled the climate because it blocked out the sun more than ships that used gasoline. I'm not joking.

IT'S OVER FOR THE SOUTH THE DUST BOWL IS HERE

the earth is greener because its getting warmer everywhere allowing more plants to grow

this is fine for us and nothing is changing :)

Day: -0.01%
This Week: -11.98%
This Month: -32.05%
This Year: -44.74%

I'm 98.4% cash in my account right now though

Yes. You are too young to know, but the weather has always been fucked. There have always been hurricanes, tornados, and wildfires, except back in the day the air was way, way more polluted and there was literally acid rain. The world is getting better all the time. Stop reading hyperbolic far left news and realize that what you're listening to is all exaggerated.
If you watch this: you'll see that there isn't a correlation between wild fires and changes in the climate, or if anything there is a negative correlation.

See guys I told you we would end positive and you didn't believe me

new -_-;