/smg/ - Stock Market General

Crushing this market edition

Educational sites:

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Charts/Screeners/Data:

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finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

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optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Fug

lend me your energy brothers the great satan is bleeding

Straddles paying out today.

youtube.com/watch?v=4EbRtU4z-nU

So why did America look at 90s Russia with ill advised economic policy and decided to say they wanted that but more retarded?

I have $50 in my bank account. Give me a stock to buy right now.

Getting heart palpitations rn

trump assassination when?

You now remember $5000 DOGE dividend checks.

bullish for the russian economy

It is seriously not dumping hard enough. How much more cope can bulls smoke before they give up.

Yang

pisses me the fuck off to watch

Get of 4chins james

Musk is browsing amazon for a Zero Requiem costume and sword right now.

I bide my time, ready to buy.

I hope you're not american because your post is just asking for trouble from the authorities. You can't even delete that because everything here is archived. Think before you post next time.

stop ripping us off china!

Illegals flooding the borders in the millions, fentanyl zombies crawling every street, "trans" children, men in womens sports... economic madness is preferable to democratic crazies

mfw boughted the picotop on sqqq

I give it til Thursday

I'm malding

I hate niggers

Thanks for slurping mumus

apparently trump is fining illegals $1,000 a day for not leaving, based if true

TOTAL
MARKET
DEATH

forget about the deals, anons
this orang nigga

Trump is flooding the border with LEGAL spics and poos. And I don't give a fuck about libshit trans kids or abortions.

Yes but you quite literally remade the USSR collapse this won't end well for America fent is your Vodka and funny enough Afghanistan takes another victim your going to suicide 4 years after losing it

Nothing is real anymore, market could legit pump 20% from here with no new information dropped

Guess what, you will get economic madness on top of illegals flooding the borders in the millions, fentanyl zombies crawling every street, "trans" children, men in womens sports

WHAT IS THE YUROP EQUIVALENT OF YANG

That's unironically how the VAT = tariff argument looks like.

Well, /smg/?

So there are deals

let it die...

insane crabbing, fucking tight

Yes, thank you Mr. President. :D

LOL you all sound like you're about to call him drumpf like its an own you're all the same NPCs HAHAHAHAHAH

The tariffs must already be priced in. They have all the data.

hates China

ushers in the Chinese century

What the fuck did he mean by this?

magatard baggie spotted

thank you for your service

Trump isn’t even accepting the deal

markets STILL delusional and full on hopium

You can't make that shit up

They cucked because frog wine may get fucked but it's alright respone is planned

EU's retaliation will be in two parts.

First batch of tariffs voted tomorrow (some foods, bikes, car parts etc)

Second tariff wave will be more serious (steel and industry-related US goods)

The grimmest thing about current world order is that chinks are unironically the least pathetic side.

fuck off leaf

tfw sold my puts at the literal absolute bottom on 13:34

tfw it's about to drop lower now

gf portfolio:

90% luxury handbags

10% cash

It's performing far better than your portfolio.

Unironically higher chance of you being a shitskin than him lmao

I don’t get how people can’t comprehend that us buying more shit than we sell to a country is a sign of dominance. It’s the same idiocy over the debt to China. Do you think China is loaning us billions with no expectation of repayment because they own us or because we own them

She's actually going to ve rich

once tarrifs hit, right now investors are high on copium despite trump's plans to made the USD not the world's reserve currency.

My theory is that it's a facade and he will essentially strong arm some tributes and drop the tariff shit. In the longer run, at least.
But what do I know.

I'm okay with a flat day, already sold the top.

Ninerbros, we run this shit!

He says they devalue their currencies on purpose and countries shouldn't have weak currencies compared to the dollar. So I guess he wants workers there to be paid the same as the US so they can afford US goods.

this. everyone is going to retaliate at this point. Trump isn't accepting any deal.

ARE YOU CRITCIZING THE GOD EMPEROR?! YOU MUST HAVE TDS YOU TRANNY SHAREBLUE SHILL!

how is this pattern called

You are retarded

Of course. The whole world must be the United States and the United States must be the whole world.

BASED TRUMP BRINGING ABOUT A GLOBAL WORKER REVOLUTION

Those factories will be here any minute now!

Why are you taking on that debt then, retard.
Oh wait, I know - because your retarded government can't fathom not spending 2 trillion more than it collects in taxes. Maybe you should start there, rather than fucking with industrial machinery and materials imports?

wants other countries to get paid more

wants americans to pay more for goods

maga winning

the JUST pattern

frog wine may get fucked

Short sighted nigger frogs don't get it. You need to punch back so hard that "tariff" becomes a taboo word in America for two generations. Also, the second round is in fucking December.

WINNING

it's just going to take time. but time is money

the final cope

people don't know where to put their money, Treasury yields are going up because foreign governments are dumping

battle of berlin (1945) as portrayed by the line graph theatre group

the last cat bounce, last sniff of hopium

Back into red we go. it doesn't even matter about today finishing green or red, this is only going to go one way

I can almost see them!
wait will the factories have to pay tariffs since they're getting flown here?

they're not that retarded, are they...............

That's what people don't understand. It pumps because someone in the administration mentions deal. But deal to the Trump administration means something other than removing tariffs, it's reparations for trade deficits, removing trade deficits, etc, stuff other countries will never agree to.

PETA's garbage bin because holy shit that's too many dead cats

MR PRESIDENT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

The market must be heavily shorted right now

What deals? What does good even mean? At this point it's plain obvious this is blatant extortion and sooner or later this is gonna bite us in the ass.

Uneducated rural Drumpfcels will be building iPhone parts for $7.25/h.

Just tell me what Berkshire Hathaway is going to buy.

after hours is going to be funny

I didn't open my brokerage so I can't lose any money. checkmate nigga

Is this the famous MAGA communism?

well, eventually the way the world works would have to get completely shit on
guess that happens in my lifetime

The Canadians impressed me with their response and resilience desu. They're perhaps the most exposed major economy to this retardation, but they punched back pretty hard. I didn't think they had it in them.

the second round is in fucking December

Yuros really need to get their head out of their asses

Anon.
The President thinks you need ID to buy cereal and is taking advice from a self-published author who cites himself as an anagram for his own economic genius. If only you knew just how completely vacant of thought anyone involved with this plan is.

exactly, this anon gets it.
US have to maintain trade deficit to have dollar hegemony

If anything this shows how fucking the awful tariffs are. The economy is more or less solid, traders desperately want to pump, meanwhile Trump is trying to smother it and it's going down fighting.

It's crazy how MIGA so commie like now. How did they get so retarded?

I have no idea what political lever I can pull to try and make this happen, China will fuck the EU if we make it clear we take it lying down

It's not the worst time to be alive but also not the best.

I hoped for a more drastic response but the real threat from EU, hitting big tech, is still on the table.
We're just giving US retards some time to unretard themselves.

I think the Mexico girl did some punch as well, but didn't follow much on that end, maybe she cucked out since then, but I would have heard of it I think

TO EMPHASIZE: The smartest and most lucid man in the room is a fucking spoiled-brat ketamine addict who fucking eats it on livestreams in tutorial sections of games and gets maybe 4 hours of sleep a night.
That is *THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE ROOM*.

Unlike Americans and Europeans, the Chinese can ACTUALLY afford to endure some serious short term pain because their population literally doesn't have a choice. China is still an autocracy and no one is going to seriously speak up, especially with an external enemy to blame (Who for once actually is 100% to blame)

The Europeans have to be careful because if things go very badly and they're seen to have acted improperly, they'll be drawn and quartered come election time.
The same is true in America of course, but the Orang is a schizo who either just does not give a shit about getting decimated in the mid-terms, or he's planning to fully transition to a dictator before then.

White Juche Will Win

what's the next support below 5k?

kill yourself pedo russian tranny

You're a fucking cult member shit brained republicuck, fuck off

they didn't invest in Certificates of Deposit

heh...

take time

If America enters a recession he will cuck quickly as he can

The EU put out an offer they knew would be rejected to buy time so they can schedule a meeting to discuss the scheduling of the meeting that will bring all member countries to discuss a potential response.
Then they'll schedule 5 more meetings and announce the retaliatory tariffs in around 20 business days. They'll go into effect in 5 months.

The EU can kind of wait for the fallout from the US-China trade before making any big decisions.

get so retarded

they always were

learned my lesson from yesterday.
cashing out at least one of my puts

$0

The calm before the storm.

HOLD AT 503 PLEASE
HOLD AT 503 PLEASE
HOLD AT 503 PLEASE
HOLD AT 503 PLEASE

What's Elon been up to lately anyways? He hasn't been in the news

why is hope so hard to kill

they're really trying to prevent this from being a red day huh

Hard times make strong men retard he isn't caving, pain is weakness and faggotry leaving the body of America

I will strangle Mr Dow Jones to death personally, come on you're going where your brothers Shit, Piss, and NastyDick are

We're just giving US retards some time to unretard themselves.

They could threaten special taxes on big tech profits starting the day US tariffs go into effect then. They don't have to implement them immediately.

What I am is "not broke". Can you say the same?

Yeah i'm seriously considering grabbing some tencent shares this week. I was originally going for Nintendo based on the switch 2 news but that already recovered from the tariff dip.

hey shut up bro
its not a cult

The EU always does targetted tariffs in the US to hit red state retards the hardest.

CRABGODS

It's not hope, it's denial.

They literally said they're concerned with the "cripppling deficit". They already said that the 10% if the baseline. They're negotiating to get their tariffs to go from 15%+ which is port-closing levels to 10% which still at a volume deleting tier. It's over. The markets and the players literally don't believe what the fuck is happening, people don't think it's real, people are still talking about how this is a 5d chess move to have 0% tariffs.

China will fuck the EU

Oh definitely mind you though you have abunch slavs who belive in Le EuroAtlantic alliance/hegemony so they are cucks

There are too many fifth columns in the EU for it to be effective. H*ngary, Pooland and Shitaly are to blame for this.

White Juche Will Win

Does it come with commie dommie mommies?

The US cannot technically enter a recession until August, it will be too late

50% more added to China today, and the only good news for bulls this week was a fake tweet..

....ahem.
looks like it's my time to shine.

he is a paid actor

anime website faggot

I'm tempted to pick up some BYD. I've wanted to own that for a while now and China is going to pump their economy soon.

What's Elon been up to lately anyways?

not much, lost wisconsin for trump, got kicked out of wh as a punishment. No more political influence, just sulking and complaining on x about tariffs.

please no mr snibs, not my foreskin, it's all i have left

the pattern seeking monkey brain is noticing lines are soon parallel

time to pump!

He fucked up in Wisconsin and then took a back seat. Yesterday he told Trump to stop doing the tariffs.
Guess what Trump didn't stop doing.
So what Musk is doing right now is whatever dick sucking he can to avoid being thrown to the wolves where X and Tesla will be ripped from him by force as he gets frozen out of the admin. He can't contain himself though as he's been calling Nevarro a retard for the tariffs.
My guess as to what he's doing right now is literally pumping the entire stock exchange to make it look like folks like Trump's plan as a 'gift' to Trump.

You say that as a bad thin, but it's unironically a good move from the EU. They're using their incredible and un-replicable strenght of delaying everything and anything, just to buy time.
The US shot both its on legs. There's ironically nothing to do other than let the bleeding do its job. Then China shot an arm. EU could shoot the other arm, but at this point why even bother, might as well apply the Xi bestseller "The Art of doing Nothing" and win.

They've made it clear that fucking up big tech is an option. I guess they're trying not to look too confrontational, for now, so any pain resulting from this shitshow can squarely be blamed on US going full retard.

Just go diversified cash and enjoy the show. Maybe grab select competitor stocks when and only when current market leader gets shit on by fundamentals (like how Rheinmetal got pumped by Trump nuking US geopolitical trust)

I'M GONNA KILL THE FUCKING CAT I SWEAR

the monkey was fooled: this pattern is, in fact, one he had not anticipated. it is a much, much worse pattern.

I don't know what any of those words mean, I just want to gamble.

oops don't mind me

how can you kill that which is already dead

I guess they're trying not to look too confrontational

This is the problem. Meekness emboldens bullies.

any pain resulting from this shitshow can squarely be blamed on US going full retard

Everyone with at least two brain cells already knows the US is to blame for everything.

Foreigners can't invest into Chinese stocks. You'll have to find some ETF or other synthetic financial instrument that tracks it.

Understandable and respectable - godspeed, anon

It's both. Most people do have some unkillable hope. We keep buying lottery tickets and fantasizing about buying assets at the absolute bottom.

sexo market
sexo market

trad influencers cope and say they’re “distributist” and not communist but get upset when you point out that they don’t understand economics and don’t have a plan

Retard question, how does the EU buy "us energy"?
Gas and oil?
We can't send them electricity under the ocean

Yeah! What cult! In fact, here's a few lines from a song which disproves that it's a cult!!

Let morning shine on the silver and gold of this land,

Three thousand leagues packed with natural wealth.

My beautiful fatherland.

The glory of a wise people

Brought up in a culture brilliant

With a history five millenia long.

Let us devote our bodies and minds

To supporting this America forever.

Now look at this golden idol of Dear Leader.

Liquified natural gas

He's buying puts when the vix is at 48

What do you guys think is going to happen

natural gas tankers via ocean i guess

America will pay for killing so many russians

Natural gas. The EU used to buy a lot of it from Russia but pivoted to buying it from the US after monke went full retard.

they've been cash heavy waiting for this to happen

Petrolum, liquid natural gas, uranium

This is the playbook of American statecraft don’t shit on me for knowing the rules
Why not keep spending if the world will keep loaning you shit you will never have to pay back

They put all the energy into HUGE batteries and take those batteries on ships.

imagine being inside that, jesus

I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES DEAD CAT BOUNCE

EU are retards. They have been dealing with fallout of Russian meltdown for 3 years and counting, and haven't learning anything.
But I guess some Brit must be drinking tea very smugly right now - another geopolitical rival is going to slowly suicide themselves. Not too fast to be forced to turn back.

Volatility should always revert to the mean. Time to short the VIX at 10x leverage, shit's gonna make me rich.

patriots in control
american exceptionalism in action

so its gonna crab and then dump in the last 10 minutes, got it

where we're going you won't have to imagine anymore

Yes. Special ships transport liquefied natural gas, for example.

that which is dead can never die but only bounces again stronger and higher

deep state... please deep state save us.......................

PLEASE ALLAH RESCUE ME FROM THIS MARKET

I was told that real explosions don't look like that, but that looks just like Hollywood.

agreed on the first part, I said I hoped for a harsher response.
About the second part, it's increasingly evident that a sizable part of the population does not qualify as having two brain cells. Europe's "populists" are the equivalent of US magatards

What are even those bullets(?) firing at the tank. Looks beautiful even.

why did it drop soo much?

Look up Renny Harlin

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=QI683o1OSMI

Autocanon fire from a Bradley

Brother greed is Haram
Inshallah. Don't forget your zakat

Kek bulls really dropped a 4.5% gain this morning to end flat, this volatility despite not moving in either direction is nuts

When will the line go down? I'm waiting for it to circuit break once so I can make my monthly buy in

25mm from US Bradley firing at ziggers

He's putting his time to very good use as usual

Trump announces tarrifs including huge tariffs against China

market shits itself

for some reason today the market starts to recover

Media reminder: 104% coming in on China tomorrow

market shits itself

Has the fact that these tariffs are coming STILL not been fucking priced in?

Ural oil at 52$

Shit's fucking fucked mate

It's funny how Ackman and his buddies that were giddy for Trump are upset Trump did what he said, but Warren Buffett actually believed Trump would do what he says and is fine. So his supporters thought he was lying, and non-supporters thought he wasn't?

Probably will crab until China reacts tomorrow or Thursday. The Chinamen could dump their $759 billion in U.S. Treasury securities which will make for a fun Friday.

Because one day, the world might stop. Or you might delude yourself into thinking you are entitled to internationally funded welfare and start throwing temper tantrum - like is happening right now. Or like happened with Greece. Although unlike Trump, even Greeks didn't purposefully piss into everyones tea while living off gibs.

EU here
Where do you track market atm my broker stopped updating at the close?
What should I expect at opening tomorrow and how to profit?

Bradley

That's a bit David-versus-Goliath, isn't it?

Warren Buffett isnt a retard, he understands you take what stupid say at face value

Volatility is higher than at the same time yesterday
Unironically: pretty good one

like people said, I think people are literally on pure hopium because these tariffs will buck break the whole country.

not an expert but looks like Incendiary rounds from a bradley

M242 Bushmaster. That's a Bradley taking on a
T90.

It's a bunch of HE rounds cooking off and exploding, what do you think it should look like? Even then there's nowhere near as much flame as your average Hollywood explosion.

buffet's been cashing out long before trump was voted in, but to the former I'd say yes

The lines are aligned again, you know what that means, weeee

Just mentally envision someone shrieking in increasingly ear piercing volume and pitch as they pound their desk harder and harder:

IT CANT HAPPEN

SOMEONE WILL STOP HIM

IT CANT. IT CANT HAPPEN!!

My fucking god this cat, just end its suffering already, call the PETA. I feel like shit watching this torture.

Pretty sure it was smoke grenades detonating.

m792 high explosive incendiary tracer rounds

It was something of a watershed moment that Brads didn't have to be as scared of Russian tanks as they had been, now Russia uses tanks much less aggressively partly as a result

These very durable and hardy ships that are full of explosive liquefied natural gas and cooling systems big enough to keep the artic frozen.

only have one stock and it inversed the market

Trump is confirmed as the most antisemitic president ever even if it’s on accident

EXPLAIN

The tank is not cooking off, it's most like HE rounds. The tank survived the encounter, but had to retreat.

Kek

HOLY CRABBERS

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WTFWT

oh great, here come the delusional 2:30 buybots

Looks like a new fake tweet just dropped

what the fuck

You might be right. Hard to tell with such chonky pixels.

S&P Nasdaq and Dow all red

VIX green

yup. it's crab time.

couldn't even make my post before it fucking soared again, Elon STOP

and stay there
bradley iirc, couldn't penetrate the t-90 but i think it hit something exposed.

thanks to whoever mentioned the VIX this morning. I bought 2 calls and they went up 100% since then, sold 1 just because the market is retarded, so the one remaining is risk-free

Crabs can't feel pain, request denied

No I've seen the full video they abandon the tank

What? Nothing has changed

NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!? NEWS!?

The Chadley indeed is Goliath compared to the Russian rubbish that can't hold its shit together

it depends on the explosion, really. grenades for example kill with overpressure/fragmentation, so their explosion looks pretty wimpy compared to hollywood standards. but thermobaric explosions or other slower ones can look really kino. if you want to see some, look for clips of TOS-1's exploding.

bradley autocannon. it's very likely not penetrating, just stripping the sensors and concussing the crew. pretty nasty.

I'm the one responsible for all the pump you see btw

Someone closed a big short

lmao

How the fuck is this real

HAHAHAH

This was a very high visibility Ukraine war clip, you can find plenty of clips analyzing it
youtube.com/watch?v=yrrso5JDR5I

2:30 p.m. precisely: bots set to buy or sell at 15m intervals think now’s a time to slurp. pump will reverse within 10m

Nasdaq almost shot up 1% in a span of 30 seconds just now, lots of volatility going on

technical, 2:30 rolled around and there was an MA cross, it was bots

or forgot a limit buy at $502

It literally looked like a savescum, right as the Dow hit red lol

You'll be fine actually armor on modern MBTS stops anything up to 120mm and 125mm

because he knew trump would win

Maybe, it's been a while since I watched the full thing.

HE SAID THE NAME, MARGOT ROBBIE IN BUBBLE BATH

DO IT AGAIN I DIDN'T BUY THE TINY SPXS DIP

WE NEED A HERO

might have been me
holding onto my 50 vix call, but tempted to just sell it now

Looks like we're just gonna crab for the rest of the day, guess I should get back to work, maybe come back at 3.

It hit the smoke launcher then disabled the turret by hitting the hydraulics for the turret

who cares about work you won't have a job in a month anyways

I have no idea what the markets are doing anymore.

They must have started making dead cats out of rubber or something.

How is after hours and futures going to look after this?

will dump massive just before close when all hope runs out

Personally I don't believe anything Trump or the admin says. I just remember the 2019 government shutdown where he cucked to Pelosi and obtained the "big beautiful bill" that never had any wall funding in it. I guess market movers are banking on this to be the case. They're just untrustworthy and a lot of people seem to be coping through that.

That's definitely not how the guys in the Bradley felt.

doesn't trump have a press conference tonight? Bloodbath.

My bet is BAD to WORSE. But I am holding SPXS calls, so we will see.

He cancelled it and let his press secretary do it instead. Finished an hour ago

People are thinking it's going to be people getting out of dodge, but I can't imagine there's liquidity for that after hours. Waiting for the tariffs to actually happen before selling seems insane too, I would guess downslide before market close

dump after and pre, fake a dump on open and pump to infinity

this, you'll see everyone taking "after hours pause or perish" bets at 3:50 and blast IV to the fucking moon

Do you ever ask yourself like what’s going on

Institutions are losing hopium that the tariffs will be backtracked. Reality is setting in that it's probably not gonna happen.
Thursday will be the bloodiest blood red of your lifetime.

investing.com

That seems insane too, the only conclusion is that it's already priced in.

I don't think trump cares enough to play ball after they tried to ruin him financially, put him in jail and even assassinate him. He's gone rogue and would rather crash it down with no survivors than concede on anything.

DIA is edging 0% lol

Didn't even take 10 minutes. Only 5.

State Department: The Indo-Pacific region must be freed from China's unfair economic policies.

Good news China must be stopped but the US has a even better deal

Trump never holds firm on anything, that is what they are banking on, that he will find some minor thing to blow up as a huge victory and then do a total reversal.

Why not Wednesday?

VIX just broke 50. GG all

weeee here we go again

Always

I thought the tariffs is happening tonight though?

SPY well below 500 when market closes.
You heard it here first.

AND I SAID
HEYYYYY AAAAAAYYYYYYY AYYYYY AY AY
HEYYYYY AAAAAAYYYYYYY AYYYYY
I SAID HEY
WHAT'S GOING ON

isn't that what they said about Monday and then again Today?

It's not happening folks. Crab time.

thats why i generally buy 2 these days. the urge to sell at a slight profit for safety is too high. this way Ive still got something that all signs point to continuing to pay off, but ive locked in at least breaking even

well that one didn't take long at all to fall back down

Yeah its incredible, I think the fact that amazon prices for cheap shit are about to double has not yet sunk in to average people yet. The pain is very much not going to end with red on wall street. Infact it's going to begin with insane shit going on in the ports while they figure out how to make this shit work without the biggest customs system in the world.

The denial of reality is nearing 2007 levels

I understand the Trump admin is full of shit argument, but Trump 1 is very different to Trump 2, nobody is going to stop him now and nobody who can wants to.

So when does Trump's plan kick in?

I figure he's got an ace card up his sleeve

What are the americans will start unironically emigrating en mass to cheaper nations if things get fucked up more?

Please close below 5k today

It's basically a guarantee that the tariffs tomorrow cause another drop in the market, right?

Man I want a Russian cutie but don’t know how to beat the Russian nationalism / Putin simping out of them.

Lmao the Yuan is getting fucked right now.

All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down, and short is long. And everything you thought was so important doesn't matter anymore.

Trump has a dick up his ass.

Thursday will be the bloodiest blood red of your lifetime.

You think it will be worse than 2020?

you do realize crabbing for two days after dropping 12% in the same timespan is bearish, don't you?

If I'm a news network right now I'm preparing to send all of my crews to ports in the morning.

SOXL $8 WAITING ROOM

Can't see it being realized in the coming days. Country heads shouldn't be making panic decisions like they are crypto gamblers and will likely need several days of discussion before they decide on anything.
Maybe Trump bets on him being able to strongarm out a decision straight away.

Literally, I purchased in the worst 3 min period. Un fucking real.

So tariff master plan goes in effect tomorrow? Place puts after artificial gigapump?

amazon prices for cheap shit are about to double has not yet sunk in to average people yet.

This. Norrmies will shit themselves when this happens, right in time for Christmas.

Absolutely, the only reason things have held the way they did today is because there are still tons of people who refuse to believe he's really this retarded and that he will cancel the tariffs before they go into effect

it's going to fuck over everyone. even in a big company, a lot of shit like sub assemblies and shit is made in China, or prototypes in China.

China is so advanced now you can get wholly machined parts (not stamped garbage) mailed to you based on your cad models.

I don't want them to be nationalist

If you want some faggot liberal they all ran to Serbia and Georgia

what actually happens with vix calls if they’re in the money on expiry? only had one expire worthless before

So just go for a Ukie cutie. Plenty of them on the market right now.

The direction is down yes.
But, two things can happen.
1. The markets open on a positive
2. The markets pump initially
And the two can be mixed, but it will close on a down trend.

They are purposefully inflating their currency so they sell their junk to non-americans

VIX MOONING

he didn't sell at open

have fun crashing for the rest of the week kek

Thanks

he still thinks Trump has a plan

retards really never learn

I can't believe I voted for this retard

What the fuck is going on

Could be worse. One of my friends bought SQQQ at premarket open Sunday for $58.

yuan goes down

other countries slurp up cheaper chink exports

chinks no longer need american market

winning

We race to the bottom now

9 hours 19 minutes from now

i see thank you
NEW BREAD (no 2hu this time)

if they're cash-settled you just get difference of strike - close (x100) in your account the next morning

FTSE 100 is up 2.7% today, DAX up 2.5. It's not 2008 sorry

no 2hu

PASS

Retard question here, which chart do more people look at the 5 days 15 minute chart or the 20 days hour chart?

based, thank you

Even the people who can and are coming around to the idea of wanting to do so, CAN'T stop him FAST ENOUGH to stop these tariffs from going into effect.
The moment they actually hit, it's already over. There's no 'take backsies'. The world was already burnt and the best you can do is crawl back saying 'sowwy we won't do it again' which absolutely nobody will believe.

To put a fine point on it: The Speaker of the House needs to be removed and replaced within the next four to six hours *AND* a bill to emergency 'DO NOT REDEEM' these tariffs will have to pass the House *AND THE SENATE* with a *VETO PROOF* majority.

It's not happening. This shit: it's a done deal. The knife is already in -- all we can do at this point is literally try and get it out as fast as possible to try and stop from bleeding out.

Yuan dropping doesn't really affect Chinese inflation since they have entire supply chains. In fact the exchange rates matter less and less as China and US decouple.

im sorry i'm on my laptop rn, next bake will be 2hu

They already went into effect 3 hours ago.

Trump has all the cards. Everyone bitching in this thread doesn't have the cards.

What the fuck is going on

Exactly what he said he would do during his campaign.

Hell, I thought it was midnight tonight.
Then, yeah, we're officially in triage.

Ugg, to me this is the big question. Is he using tariffs as gunship diplomacy to lower trade barriers, or is Trump actually Navarotarded. One market does great, the other it doesn’t.
JUST TELL ME MANGO MAN!

I'm still so confused about this.

It doesn't need to be veto proof, the president can't veto binding resolutions. But the rest of your statement is correct, the level of bullshit they'd need to get this through in time would be herculean.

Don't worry so are they.

Factory work has always sucked, but it used to provide enough that you could afford a home/family with it.

Trust the plan

me, yet again, when i lie

It’s my favourite thing about America. I’ll never forgive vatniks for ruining the internet.

Well a funny response I don’t think it’s true.

Fuck that faggot, I hate him so much. He may have ruined me.

It's not. Boiling them alive is bug person behavior

Sadly this

The craziest thing is we already had very low unemployment, who the fuck is he doing this for. Do Walmart greeters think they will make 40$ an hour in a factory?

Hes doing it for himself, hes a long position jew who benefits from america going to the toilet

I have a hard time believing my globalist slav dream girl is in Serbia. Good call on Georgia though.

So true

Now the feds and faggots at the dept of education have something to do. Learn to machine faggots

I would like to thank MSTZ anon for the financial advice, when do you think MSTR will reach sub 100?

3. Boost defense spending/procurement from US

Wishful thinking if you're going full retard. We will spend on solutions that save money in the long run and are made here, not in the US.
The german Bundeswehr, yesterday April 7th announced a 7 year contract with a german software company to replace Microsoft on all its desktops, by an open source, locally developed office suite with verifiable security features and zero connection to US cloud or software licenses.
themunicheye.com/opendesk-sovereign-office-solution-bundeswehr-16244

Bruh, after EU retaliates on service, Big Tech (former) workers will gladly work in the factory to produce Tshirts.

shit, up 250% now, sold the first one too early

Jepi
Get that dollar every month gangsta

Quite.
I'm not done yet.