/smg/ - Stock Market General

We joke but surely android is going to be so much more fucked, don't they make every component of all their phones in a different country? Really this is a win for Applechads

SPY below 500 at close

Welcome back to Mad Money, Cramerica. We've got Anon from Anon Babble on the line. Anon?

last heli out of saigon type shi

Who will be watching futures tonight instead of sleeping?

Okay so, uh
DO I BUY GFX CARDS, SSD, HDD, RAM STICKS RIGHT FUCKING NOW?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVVVVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
RED IS GREEN UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG

Don't bet against the 45min bot pump anon be careful!!!!!!

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they bought the most obvious dead cat ever

don't they make every component of all their phones in a different country?

where do you think iPhones are produced?

RAPE THE ORANGE FUCK

Better: Buy stock in Ebay.

Annnddddddd we're back!

don't worry anon it's already priced in :^)

Just crash it all so eurocucks can go to sleep at a normal time ty.

are we finally staying red now

When I'm on the streets I'll take solace in the fact that guys like Elon and Ackman were retarded enough to think they could control Trump and are now about to get nuked from orbit.

magatard baggies keep getting burned

you love to see it

Get fucked burgers

And wallah, we’re red

tomorrow will be such a great day

You missed your chance, its fucking over

just bought YINN calls

ALWAYS INVERSE CRAMER

I would be pretty surprised if they didn't start bribing customs agents.

CRAMER YOU FUCKING RETARD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MU-*click*

NOT SO FAST

STOP HIM

power hour gonna be brutal, nobody wants to be long overnight. maybe we're getting an orange tuesday after all.

Meloni is coming to the US next week

What will happen anons

have you grasped the consequences yet? fully? i haven't. and i don't think you have either. it can go down much further, y'know.

Aaand DJIA also kisses the dirt after fake and gay pumps brought it from the brink numerous times.

Thanks for playing.

fun fact, for the American regime objective of reindustrialization to happen it would also require either the US to default on it debt (it would become poorer and not able to pay the interest any more), or there would be such a high run away inflation so that the debt burden become softer, chose your poison

actually funny how elon believed he was part of the club

guys is this good

Conveniently placed orders to prevent it from going red

Yeah. Organic market. Kiss my ass.

BUY YANG!!!! YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT TO BUY YANG!!

"yeah bro we are totally ending in green today"

Who's ready for sour hour?

No.

tomorrow open -20%

nothing will happen
it will just crab tomorrow while the world accepts the new normal in which America actually makes money for a change

excuze por favor whatta fucca signore Trumpa?

those lame pump attempts are looking increasingly desperate

good

get used to working on an optiplex 780 (which still can be used outside of gaming and really shitty websites)

the duality of Anon Babble

got hooked by soxl

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Only if you use energy.

Lmao

You guys love me right?... right?

What do we unironically do in a USSR tier collapse scenario

I sold my soxs at the bottom today, at least I didn't compound my failure by buying soxl at the peak.

I don't think trading is for me. I've never made any money doing it, only lost. I think I'll just wait for the bottom and invest like a boomer.

Leeds going to lose against Boro

Portfolio going to shit

Gonna be a shit evening

it means cheap gas though, just as promised!

It can do worse. Premarket isn't affected by circuit breakers, so it can dump well below the theoretical 20% low and pop breakers the moment the bell hits at 9:30.

own UEC

own UUUU

own NOK

which one should i sell

Well the strong man fucking 'I'm a mafioso' route is default on the debt because it's spitting in the worlds' eye. So it's gonna be that.

whore ourselves out

Bribe and shit

No for US shale and Canadian tar sands.

Oil dropping without significant changes in supply is the main sign markets foresee a recession. So, no.

it can go as down as much as -50%. I'm not sure it will but it can.

Cheap Saudi oil, not American.

I already bought myself a new computer. Paying 2k for a 5080 kinda sucked though.

THIS IS IT
THE V STARTS NOW

now you know why 90% of traders make less than just DCA and holding

no way, then I wouldn't be able to sell my puts

Buy a factory at the bottom, become oligarch

you'll get cheap gas but north american oil companies will rope.

Reminds me of Eren except the only thing Trump will burn to the ground is his own country.

Imagine if they do that this entire week. Nobody but themselves able to trade at all.

ermmm anon... this is the bottom!

Iphones from china are only going to cost 2x what they used to, anyone can pay that price.
Nobody needs a new phone every month anyway. Your phone is supposed to last year's.

sex with this thing that doesn't exist

CRABGODS STATUS??

I have bought every dip and sold every peak since last week
I am currently short
how's it going fellas

Is this the $8 SOXL waiting room?

These threads are moving fast fuck me

Yeah I think an under-priced in social aspect is how much wage-slave Chinese goods via Amazon make life bearable for a lot of people. Remove the cheap shit and friction with other things more then doubles.

Something else that the macro economists miss - they see the America % on Chinese imports and likewise the % on Chinese exports and think that can be factored in, but the trading relationship is so deep that even 1 or 2 missing components might in time fuck an entire supply chain.

The politics of this all was 1000% not designed to deal with anything like this. 18th century voting laws and procedures can never keep up with this, by the time any of the things you mention happen we might be actually months down the road into a recession. Not even imagining the lost opportunity costs involved here fucking hellll

If you're a regular person you get on your kneepads and start sucking, that's how a civilizational collapse works. The people that became the oligarchs basically bought out the entire populations privatized industrial shares for pennies because no one understood the implications or had anything to even eat.

We will wait tomorrow. I think it will be fun.

if you're in texas, california, or alaska join/invest in a secession movement, everywhere else good luck.

in

That number is going to double every week

this

Wondering if I should hold my shorts overnight. After and futures should be red all things considering.

fucckkk, I have puts and shorts but fucckkkkkkk this shit isn't good

+20 trump credits to you, comrade

buddy, you're forgetting the actual parts are gonna cost 2x as well

he fell into the bull trap

yeah I'm holding my shorts overnight fwiw

unless they've been in the fridge for a week you'll be fine

don't you dare do that to koishi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he's still holding puts

News status?

Oh no...

Threatens tariffs on literally everybody except russia and north korea

Entire planet panics and economies falter

All the countries in the world band together to try to negotiate a fair trade deal

Trump demands reparations in cash now

I am now all in on Russia Russia Russia. If he isn't destabilizing the western world on purpose, that's just embarrassing for all the countries who have tried before.

you're not giving up are (you) anon?

i hope you bough it for ai. my old 1660 is still able to run every game almost on max lol, and modern graphics are worthless

i think so too!!

BASED LEAFS. MORE FIRE TO THE FUEL.

No they'll print but this doesn't look good for the state of the world I mean

In the same boat I probably won’t but I am a pussy. I am pretty sure I can sell after hours on fidelity might do that.

New England going to join Old England.
God save the king.

Everything that made people panic in the first place is still happening right on schedule btw

he isn't holding puts

BASED. ACCELERATE

thread moving so fast no one will see that im trump

amerifats are in for a really rough ride kek
welcome to the finding out phase

how my ass feels rn

It's going to be exciting

Tomorrow is red Wednesday
We need stocks to go lower so Millennials and Zoomers can buy and finally have the chance to accumulate wealth in this Boomer skewed society

i'm european. i'll buy rheinmetall and cheer you all on from the sideline.

Did you not learn from last time, literally nothing happens in the end. People are falling for politicians posturing in press conferences

Those were announced April 3rd, they're just posting the full details before they take effect tonight.

Good. Accelerate.

you only need to wagecuck for 10 years dumb woman

fx

lol, jap obsession since they don't get stocks

correct

There may be smoggies in this thread.

and I'm not so trump

LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DEEPSTATE? HELLO, ARE ANY OF YOU GLOWNIGGERS THERE?? DO SOMETHING!

inshallah

YANG
SOXS
TSLZ

BUY IT ALL

faggots got btfo ptg so hard they migrated to biz

literally nothing happens in the end

?
everything is happening
this is the most happening of happenings in decades

youtube.com/watch?v=5nyqH1XmI30&ab_channel=RxUrien

thread theme

Once all three are red, I will eat a biscuit

If tariffs are so bad for the economy, why are foreign countries putting in their own tariffs?

Heh this is funny, if there any drawfrens, make a game grumps x Trump drawing, Trump saying Hey I'm Trump and Elon saying I'm not so Trump

with what money? most millennials and zoomers I know are living hand to mouth

Testing new lows

why is this always red even when the world isnt falling apart

Panicans are doing their thing again today

i do but my family doesn't geg. slaving away for a degree won't do shit.

WE ARE COOKED

alll this excitement has me shitting like a construction worker after 3 mango loco monsters

If Trump blocks Panama Canal and China blocks Taiwan, then world war 3 is underway.
Won't happen of course haha.

Im buying a rivian r2 and living in it and getting my freedom back

EAT THE RI- ER, PROTECT THE RICH

i just bought

you and them should go back

what the fuck is going on? everything was green in the morning and now I come back to THIS

qrd? did he tweet?

It'll go up but you're in for a lot of bagholding. I'm also in it for the big 70 because why the hell not. Best of luck to us.

SUB 5k INCOMING BRACE FOR IMPACT

because tariffs are taxes and the US once prided itself on not being a socialist hellhole that taxes its populace to death.
but those days are gone now

(Crab) Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=RJQ-HECGZt4

Small caps are the most closely tied to the US economy. The Russell 2000 is the closest thing the US has to an actual national index, because the S&P 500 are too international.

Thanks for the insider information. Buying MDLZ right now.

hey, you might make coal mine foreman with that degree! and connections in The Party, of course.

No, there was a press conference. Everything is as expected

This isn't 2008, this isn't 2020 - it's just political manouveuring. The institutions won't let this go on for too long. Previously they didn't have a choice

markets realizing that maybe it isn't 7D chess and the tariffs are actually starting tomorrow

It was something along the lines of

traps aren't gay but futanari are

Set off a real shitstorm

just wanna see the 'is everyone having fun' trump pic one more time as DJI hangs on by 6 points

EAT YOU PIG

go back to your echo chamber

No thanks, I'll shit in your mouth here

HE WASN'T JOKING AIEEEEEEEEE

Small businesses don't really have any power in an oligarchy.

Holy fuck. the meltdown is insane. We're literally going to fucking die.

WHOOOOOOO THERE WE GO BOBOS

So everything on Amazon is about to double in price but qqq is only down half a percent.
WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Despite Trump being consistent his entire term retards are STILL coping that somehow he's not going to do it.
Get it through your fucking skull, his "flip flopping" was Pence and the rest of his cabinet stopping him from being retarded which is why they got exiled.
Vance, Lutnick, Navarro, all of these guys suck him hard and dry and Elon just got tossed because he dared question dear leader after basically ruining his life and company to help Trump win.
He's going to do it. There is no one coming to save you. There is no light at the end of the tunnel here. Normally I don't try and time the market but this has been blindingly obvious for months

You have to go back. And stay there.

Citizens, the new golden age is right around the corner

Trump speech incoming, GET IN HERE BOYOS

youtube.com/watch?v=rE7w_kDtrJ8

muh wallstreet

meanwhile the whole country is going down the shitter

Nvidia is still green despite cards also going to skyrocket in price.

The market won’t fully believe the tariffs until they happen

I'm eatin GOOD tonight boys

Im stacking avuv (russ 2000 without shit) in my core holdings so hard right now dca

GET ME OUT OF HERE MAN

Getting sick of this edging, Bobros. When are we cumming?

Honestly, even AFTER they happen.

IT'S IN THE FREEFALL

Is this you?

magatard

tourist faggot

Mrs. Krabappel and principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

no cumming
only crabbing :)

ah yes
coal
the energy of the future
jesus christ

Go work in actually productive countries.
That's literally want people did post USSR - high value skillset is always in demand.

What is happening in this vid

ok man

I haven't learned my lesson and about to go in on sqqq, is there a better inverse leveraged option? I'm assuming massive bleedoff tomorrow but with clown ass market who the fuck knows?

bolster US coal

yeah I think you're gonna need tons of that in the near future lmaoooooo

youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc

Is Tencent going out of business? I listened to you retards and thought China was going to take over but now they're taking a steaming dump too?!? You FUCKERS lied to me. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I shouldve just pulled my money out and bought real estate. FUCKING SHITS.

looks like a black man putting his penis into an ant pile

bro, this is OBVIOUSLY a set-up for something more. I don't know what, a war of some sorts but I don't think even Iran would justify this. As retarded as he is, he's not THAT retarded. There must be a reason behind this.

I hope you make lots of money on the crash though!

I already am

This shitshow is so fucking retarded it's funny.
I don't even mind if the whole world is going to burn at this point, I'll enjoy every second of it.

I was blind but now I see, brother. I will never make the mistake of underestimating Trump's insanity again.

market still delusionally above 500

God i wanna see Tesla fucking plummet

nvidia almost red lmao

Hahahahaha tomorrow we're buying 100 a share my friends

Tencent

going out of business

They literally own Ubishits IPs now

This, so fucking this. I feel like we are all domestic abuse survivors just shocked and in denial.

The US markets continuing to fall whilst every other market was up by multiple percentage points. Am I dreaming?

what are the odds VIX stays above 50 when the options expire?

Sounds like you voted for Trump retard

Sheepshagging faggot

I told you to buy yang 30 times today faggot i tried to save you

yea, AI means institutions are still gonna stack GPUs, in the US or not. computing is also pretty geographics-independent. if you have a box of A2000's connected to the 'net, it doesn't matter much where in the world it is, you can still rent it out.

Tencent is literally an arm of the chinese government

Look into TZA (inverse Russel 2000) and MSTZ. MSTZ in particular is quite good because MSTR is in a dangerous spot -- BTC could conceivably fall under MSTR's average buy price, and that would cause MSTR itself to be on a fire sale.

Ironically BTC being below MSTR's buy price doesn't actually impact MSTR that much, but a lot of people think it will, so I'll happily short it on the way down.

There must be a reason behind this.

google Thiel

Total stock market death

to be fair, technically everything in China is.

every other market will still have access to 200+ other countries to trade with

Harping on about cars is actually insane. American cars are piles of shit and don't even fit on EU roads. I whale my entire salary on US tech and so does every zoomer in eu but this retard only cares about boomer shit like cars and clothes. You guys had a good thing going

HE THINKS
YOU NEED AN ID
TO BUY CEREAL.

most zoomers and millenials are living off of their parents, those that didn't had to slave away for decades (and still needed fucktons of parental support).

t. zoomer

what is she eating i don't like it

hey, you might make coal mine foreman with that degree! and connections in The Party, of course.

unironically it's frustrating, i wanted to get into IT/compsci since high school but got blackpilled on it and watched the industry collapse. now the best route imo would be getting into (bio)fuels/algae/biochar because that's what people are going to need, not debugging bloated javascript web apps.

coal

clown world

The slow decline of today's stock market was amazing. You can feel all the optimism from the morning just slowly whither away into despair.

AND IM FREEEEE
FREEEE FALLIN

Im kinda retarded so I speak out of ignorance, but why would they go under? Aren't most of their products digital? How do tariffs work around that?

BOBOS
DID YOU SAY THANK YOU?

just aped 10 3 day soxl puts

sex

SPY sub$500 waiting room

VIX GETTING CLOSE TO ATH IT'S FUCKING OVER

SPY 420 by 4/20

It's an apt description for baggies who keep buying, no need to get upset.
You sound like someone who fell for the gayhorse scam

You may only mock retailfags buying the dip if you have a short position, otherwise you're the same: you really still don't believe do you, even now. you are afraid

bruh

When the market opens tomorrow, how long should I wait to buy the dip? Tomorrow? Next week? Next month?

is he actually retarded or does he just want to trick retail baggies

oh man its really drilling now

short wait!

Well, /smg/?

god I hope so. mobile games are a plague on society.

I would like to thank MSTZ anon for the financial advice, when do you think MSTR will reach sub 100?

ok that was fast, kek nvm

Businesses Going to such extreme measures to avoid tariffs is evidence that tariffs are an effective way to strongarm businesses, no?

Whatever you say faggot tourist

Wall Street voted for this, dont feel bad
:)

If Republicans in congress weren't the most spineless beings on the planet they would just remove tariff powers from Trump and override any veto. I honestly don't get why Dems don't force the issue but they're naturally 10x less effective than Republicans so go figure.

S&P sub-5 imminent!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE'RE GOING ON A BULL HUNT

I don't even want to think what's going to happen tomorrow if Trump doesn't announce any sort of deal before the start.

All I can say is what I am doing
I moved 25K out of my savings account. Every day it's below 500, I plan to buy 500$ of it. Then ride my puts out.

Another day, another 1000 Dow drop.
VIX ATH is nearly 80 from 2008. Another 30 points to go. Zoom zoom lil zoomie.

SUB 5000 INCOMING

If it’s hits 7.50 I’ll have 2m in, which is 80% my net worth. I just wanted that 10m shot. I’ll need it to hit 60 for that to happen.
I probably played this horribly but fuck, 10m!

Drill Baby Drill!

Did the bulls finally capitulate?

did you buy AMRS too?

Good Afternoon Anon,

For your safety mandatory HODL MODE has been activated on your brokerage account.

ABANDON YOUR STOCKS!

SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

Wait has reality kicked in?

Yes because it's only 1 hour left and their is no chance in hell Tariffs aren't happening and one the geine is out no way to put it back in

THATS GOTTA HURT

SPXS Calls pass their break even

SPY 420 by 4/20. I should buy it.

based
MY PRESIDENT!

yes
thank you don

what's the next step on his master plan?

lol no

OHHHHHHHHH BABY

OH HOLY JEEBUS

kek wtf shit is this?

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

What specifically are you planning to buy?

OFFICIALLY SUB-5000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lol wtf

Who else here sold the bounce? Feeling euphoric rn even though I still got farmed

It has been a pleasure gents

it sure is

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!

Yes as I expected everyone would sell now

stocks down

bonds down

dollar down

commodities down

crypto down

gold up

youtube.com/watch?v=tLGBq4orSZk

Any Republican in congress who opposes the agenda Trump was mandated by the people to implement will be primaried by someone who aligns further along Ultra MAGA lines.

Ready to SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPP?

Boring old SPY.

So it's finally happening?

I did, very thankful for the last chance to dump my remaining bags before going short.

Last chance to sell with minor loss get ready to hold for decades

its over, america is done

Look at everything computer, buddy!

I voted for this so I don't feel bad. Wall street voted for kamala though.

this is going to be the next hour isn't it

i wanted to get into IT/compsci since high school but got blackpilled on it and watched the industry collapse. now the best route imo would be getting into (bio)fuels/algae/biochar because that's what people are going to need, not debugging bloated javascript web apps.

you can basically combine compsci with anything you want to enter. bioinformatics in your case would be sensible. but really, *anything* works. you'll have a huge competitive advantage over other hires because working with simulation/tooling is where research is going and where the big bucks are. and it's much, much more fulfilling than JS web apps.

Wait, people really waited to last minute to abandon their delusions that he was serious about ruining the US?

sunk cost fallacy, now its too late for them.
should have sold january but got greedy

AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN GOY

everyone reply "bye bye >5000!", we're not going to see her again for a while so you have to say BYE BYE!

I dunno about sub 100, but I can say I'm currently planning on longing them after this is all done. It really comes down to how bad tomorrow and thursday are -- if those days are bad enough to trigger a liquidity crisis you'll see BTC tank as hedgies take funds out. And if BTC tanks, MSTR is gonna tank too.

It'll all come up later, I have no doubt of that, and it's not possible for MSTR to go under until 2028 because it doesn't owe any debt until then, but in the short term the powderkeg is lit.

Bobo won.
Tomorrow will be interesting.

muh slurperino

only reason to slurp is if you think we'll reach these heights again
unless something drastic happens in the next 9 hours that seems unlikely.

did you buy

I'm not one of you faggots that thought trump was going to come in pushing the fake and gay market Biden was driving. I'm a cash chad. I will be buying your -90% bags at a discount and selling for a profit.

This is going to be this way until tomorrow morning.

bye bye >5000 rip in peebst :(

yes
as it should be

I went half and half. Knowing my luck everything will be straight green dildos tomorrow.

DOWN IT GOOOOOOOESSSS
PANIC SELLING OVERDRIVE

I'M RUINED

they're gonna try to hold 5k now

Reminder that Vix hit 80 during 2008 and almost 70 in 2020. Buy NOW.

Arguing with my MAGA father about this, he says nobody's going to lose money til DJI hits 32k.

I can't wait, personally.

bye bye >5000! :DDDDDD

They should see the tide shifting. They have 2 years to distance themselves from Trump unless they actually think this shitshow is going to make the base happy in 2 years, in which case who knows they might even forget they overrode him. Every Dem is going to be onboard for the bill/veto anyways.

The White House announced that they are going to bring iPhone manufacturing back to the US

When did they make iphones in the US ?

I AM GONNA FUCKING SLURP DON'T TRY AND STOP ME

Shoulda have brought gold...

Metalfags looking good

Well, /pmg/ will be happy.

BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE

Just quickly read about the Trevor Milton Nikola pardon. We are past shit making sence. That was a unique black and white no excuse pure retard moment.
There is no bigger picture or 6D chess. You don’t pardon a con like that under any circumstance. It’s not even corruption as Trump made 1.8 million, Pennys. Just pure cabinet members abusing a 78 year old man and his cult.

Look at the chart. People were going through the different stages of denial. Here comes acceptance.

Does your mother happen to also be your aunt, per chance?

bye bye >5000!

the tariffs are happening, as in put into place, enforced and collected in cash

Never

BYE BYE!

PULL UP *WHOOP WHOOP* PULL UP *WHOOP WHOOP*

See you again next decade.

sex

How the fuck did we start out up 4% today?

Fuck me I thought that was Sargoy of Akkad in the background for a second

No but I never knew my paternal grandparents so I'm not going to rule it out completely.

So the entirety of Biden's term?

taking bets, when does VIX hit 55?

OH SHIT

bye bye >5000!

Yes I think this admin is a bit retarded I don't know why any country is bothering with negotiations easier chance of solving Israel Palestine then hoping to get retards understand economics 101

he thinks AMRS is a current thing

No John, you are the newfags.
Go back to your containment board.

byebye miss 5000

youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ?si=4ZfHS5i6cmTP1otX&t=24

DROVE THE CHEVY TO THE LEVEY BUT THE TARIFF WAS HIGH

THEM GOOD OLD GOYS DRINKING TENDIES AND PIE

SINGING

"THIS IS THE DAY THAT I SELL!" "THIS IS THE DAY THAT I SELL"

When investors hear 'deal' they think tariffs cancel, but Trump's 'deal' is just other countries giving him money which they won't actually agree to.

SOXL sisters…?

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONEEEEEEEE

The markets are still +50% compared to pre-Covid.

Why is this? Inflation?

The Dot.

spooky image also checked

ABANDON THE SHIP!

still riding the high from this kek

its over

sargoy of akkad

He's a 40k orc warboss now officially cannon by a black library author

SUB 200 LETS GOOO

55% swing in uvix today. wish i wasn't a pussy

I am now all in on Russia Russia Russia

Good luck with that

OOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GAAN

will buy back uranium stocks on friday

Just to confirm, is there a circuit breaker when it's this late?

It was a pleasure trading with you, anon.

-1.3%

No. It's not enough.
We can go lower.

What is this pattern called?

NVDIA PUT AT 145%

SUCK MY DICK MUMUS

That’s my biggest fear. It’s crazy to me how brainwashed people are that most can’t even understand this graph, but it’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my life.
SOCIAL MEDIA HAS RUINED US.
Seriously though, I’ll post it on Anon Babble and it’s hilarious seeing brown people try to understand it’s meaning.

so much winning

No

reeling in agony among the presence of cash gang

unfortunate

Just extrapolate this line the same way AI researchers extrapolate progress. All you gotta do is believe in straight lines!

the GOLDEN AGE

The “copium”

the cleveland steamer

Lost hope

THE ORANGE FOOL

that is called down

past 3:25pm it's only level 3

I don't get it... We were 6000 in February... 6000...

Yes, the small circuit breakers can happen until 3:25. (The big circuit breaker can happen at any time.)

So the tariffs won't happen? I actually also think they won't, because Trump will pussy out as always.

One-way ticket to Palookaville

already did
SOXL and YINN

A NEW GOLDEN AGE
FOR RUSSIA

Dear god, it's starting.

WHEN WE COME UP WE GETTIN' DOWN DOWN DOWN
STEP IN THE CLUB THEY GIVE US POUND POUND POUND
LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHIN' THAT BE NICE BROWN & ROUND
DJ QUIK & AMG WITH A BRAND NEW SOUND

The Hooverville.

Bet you that milf waving has a rockin bod.

HANK TOUGH

So when's retard features going to announce a pause on some tariffs

I'M GOIGN TO FUCKING CUM

only the -20% past 3:30 iirc

extreme copium and denial
but we'll be oversold tomorrow so expect a gigapump

over/under on civil war the coming years?

HAWK TUAH

I’m so fucking pissed I didn’t get more SOXL puts when it was at $10

My dad just burst into my room screaming that he is tired of me "playing at being a stock trader". he told me to sell my shit and pick up an application form for mcdonald tomorrow. I'm literally shaking and crying. why can't he see the bottom is coming.

SOXL went from +17 to -12 in 4 hours
this is not normal.

It's time to cry in the casino

PULL UP PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN
RETARD RETARD

Say something nice about the 48th President of the United States, who will take office in 2026.

OOOOOOOOOOOO

I should've bought more TZA and SQQQ this morning, alas

COME ON BEARS
DROP

DROP

Goddamn Nigvideo is just collapsing

He's repeated every time tariffs are permanent, deals aren't about their removal, why won't people listen to what he says?

how much did you lose?

The Gelding Age

Just applied for McDonalds... Here we go lads...

It is for soxl LMAO

Thank you

the bottom is coming

talking about yourself?

if you haven't sold everything your dad is right you retard get me a QPC

VIX 51 and climbing

If people listened to what he said they wouldn't vote for him.

if that happens america will truly die

Shame I couldn't get that MIGAtard to buy in this morning, they're always all talk.

The indexes are still all above -2%

This shit is going to bleed during aftermarket isn't it?

Current trajectory points towards a -3% close

changed his name twice

cringe

its so over bros

the copium finally ran out

Thank you sir now it's time to maybe fix America instead of blowing of its face

51? It's knocking on 55.

IT MIGHT GO DOWN TO 4.9K TODAY

Impressive.

I'm 95% cash because the market is bound to be retarded in the next few days and I'm conservative by /smg/ standards, and 5% TSLA puts which seem like a safe enough bet, no bags because I'm not retarded.
You clearly proved you weren't here a few years ago. Just go back and stop pretending.

People invent trump in their head of what they want him to say
Nobody in his cult actually listens to him
This is why people say all his cultists have father issues

THANK YOU SIR

there were unironic Anon Babble users spending thousands of dollars buying stocks today

Celadon department store raising prices

Fuschia Safari Zone announcing immediate closure

Lavender Town store announcing huge price cuts on rope

It's fucking over isn't it

Sorry, filthy casual here, have to deal with info lag :)

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT NOW

his eunuch in chief

THANK YOU

DOGE needs to lock down and investigate the stock market. THIS IS FAKE
Trump got a win yesterday and they are trying to rig the stock market against him. fucking BULLSHIT

best case we get a USSR breakup with minimal bloodshed, worst case the entire north american continent turns into the lebanese civil war for the rest of the century.

Thread theme
youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=sGTGG4IiqzXs1NDk

This market is fucking schizophrenic

Nah, he's a pretty level-headed guy if you listen to his interviews. He's just pretending to be a nutbag to avoid getting the Pence treatment from the orange chimp.

hourly looking like it's going to be a brutal last 30min

Bangs every time

I thought Thiel put him in charge for tardwranglin'. He needs to wrangle his tard.

let me tell you what I think the next stage might be, IMO:
they will cherrypick examples of products whose prices didn't go up even with tariffs on. how? because some currencies devalued as soon as they announced the new set of tariffs.
why do I think this? because this literally what they expected to happen (see hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf). I guess they didn't expect the Euro to go up, though...

Fox News just took the stock ticker off.

sex

America literally collapses if new york, California or texas seceeded because theyre all bigger economies than most of the worlds countries

broooo trump is so gayyyy

he's only creating the very opportunity I'm preying for

say thank you tourist

You guys think this is funny? Wait until tomorrow. Then I will get the last laugh.

new 2hu bake

BOBO RUNS THIS THREAD AND THIS BOARD

also new bake please
bulls are resisting arrest

Sell signal

I'm down well over 100k fml

they take two parking spots also, kek
People thinking burger cars have any chance in EU or Japan are delusional. Japanese car exports werk for a reason. on top of being good quality made with love by Hiro.

holy shit that's a grim prediction.

well yeah, but i doubt it would survive any secession. these things have a habit of spiraling when they do start.

still hasnt hit yesterdays bottom
i shall sleep

The TOO MUCH WINNING age

There's literally no bottom for tesla. Seriously if it hits $100 it's still fucking expensive.

v*tican II Catholic

Burned.

who the fucks buy now lmao

all time low

buying more to lower the value ave.

Idk im having good time

Ran out of coke trend

Tariffs hitting all industries quite hard.

you called yourself out when you replied to AMRS with "fake and gay market Biden was driving", just stop embarassing yourself and go back.

Holding my SQQQ into after ours and probably selling after hours like a pussy should hold overnight though.

He's even fucking worse.
Literally fucking grim, even nuking DC wouldn't solve anything.

youtu.be/_nhxm5QEbYI?si=t-WiuxrJcObRJLHt&t=156
PULL UP
PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP

Rubio would be the best I guess. Hope it never gets to Lutnick.

Who is the funniest option? Bondi?

Jeanna on Yahoo Finance just after the opening bell
youtu.be/vtS6cgfsQB8?t=2208

this is it. this is the big one

oh boy

*cough* fine, -2%

NO LOWER
WE CAN GO LOWER

Why are Chinese stocks green, but American stocks are dropping fast? I'm a newbie. I assume Chinese stocks will drop when they open tomorrow?

chinese stocks

who cares lmao

I used to laugh in those 2 more week retards races but seriously shits gotten wild. 2015 the right lost its mind in 2025 I’m seeing the left join them. I know very smart people who think Trump both stole the election and this will be the last election.

I’m overplaying my 2m into SOXL as I just want to get my 10M and get the fuck out of anything to do with the Social Media driven West. For the first time I’m not super optimistic about the future. I’m about to turn 40 though so this feeling is right on schedule. I could just be getting old.

NEW HISTORIC LOW FOR S&P BEING UNLOCKED

It's currently lower than the lowest point in the past 1 year.

I want to hatefuck that dry vagina so bad

EVERY RED TICK IS A NEW 1 YEAR LOWEST POINT

Disinterested sex is based

Okay now that oil is at the level where it's not profitable for Texans to pump NOW gas prices go down, amirite, fellow orangegutangs?

Didn't Trump recently glaze the president of SK to hell and back?

Ah, so I was correct about it being a dead cat bounce. Now I continue to wait for the opportune time to buy the dip.