/smg/ - Stock Market General

Total Market Death edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Gambling:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Responsible Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

First

more like non reddit edition

we end red today

holding SQQQ
fuck everyone

I don't understand what's happening.

Too late to bet against anything?

nah, flat
just like yesterday
no big closing day until the tariffs are actually turned on
such is the way of fake and gay

The hopium is all gone....

The market is taking 104% tariffs really well, time to buy?

heh... Turns out Trump is going to do what he said he will

Where in the campaign he said he was going to tank stocks?

A lot could happen in 11 hours.

lol

soxs just flipped positive

NASDAQ Composite is now in the red.

red day

Bro Vine coin is sitting there but I would rather be in cash. Sorry know this is a shitcoin but its soooo tempting argh. If we tariff China again or whatever trade shit, they will probably ban TikTok from here in revenge and if Elon gets fired then he might actually start Vine finally. It would be 1500 to 1.1 million if it became next DOGE. Oh well just saying. I don't think this thought deserves a thread.

Barely green.

No anon it's just starting

We should be a yesterday's opening's low, not almost neutral. The market is STILL running on fucking delusions. It's ridiculous.

I want it more red.

S&P 500 has now hit red.

WH press sec is talking about liberation day
youtube.com/live/w1t2_xZqgUg

what is this pattern called

Pyrrhic Bobo victory

Downfall from Hubris

it gets better tomorrow
checked

White house press briefing:

America does not need other countries as other countries need us

they must address the "crippling trade deficit"

they have gotten filthy rich from exploiting America

right back to Friday's close

there's no escape mr wall street
the tariffs are happening
just let go
ending flat will not save you for another day

BIG
BEAUTIFUL
BILLS

Ugh, sweaty? The president does not have mandate to keep your overvalued meme stocks up!

Chaos;GET
It's gonna be OGRE

BASED JUCHE NATION

Also that Pic is reality on Trump's birthday

YOU SAID I WAS RETARDED BUYING CALLS ON INVERSE TRACKER, YOU SAID I DIDN'T GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICE

WELL FUCK YOU WEABOO

There are six (6) smg threads in the catalog. Wait till the thread is almost archived before making a new one faggots

I bought AAPL puts this morning and they're at +300% right now. I already sold a bunch of them but I'm feeling comfy heading into tomorrow

Wtf i told you to buy yang and you guys didnt listen

I made $1800 on spy puts and sqqq but this market is so spooky
Why is everybody not just buying spy puts if they are so sure of a crash

Oils really dumping, are we going to see 50$ oil? would definitely be buying at that price, no possible way it stays that cheap

there's a lot of off site posters kinda just reveling in the chaos so they made an /smg/ thread without a title and are just kinda blowing through them
you have posters like celebrating single contract shorts lol
get used to this kind of traffic for a while

everything's dropping

Good luck and this isn't even after the EU counter Tariffs and the American counter Tariffs

was down 70% at market open

now up 12%

god bless the market

Because no one is actually sure of anything, the world economy is being run by a schizo who could change his mind 5 minutes from now

because it's like being sure a schizophrenic compulsive narcissistic liar will do what he says he will
sure it's free money but who knows?

Whoever told you that is holding our bags anon

nasdaq is actually ending on red???
I LONGED IT AT OPENING SOLD MID DAY AND SHORTED IM A FUCKING LUCKY GAMBLER GENIOUS

WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN HIS MASTER PLAN?

Or the upcoming ship fees

On April 17th the U.S. Trade Representative's office is expected to impose fees of up to $1.5M per port call for ships made in China and for $500k to $1M if the ocean carrier owns a single ship made in China or even has one on order from a Chinese shipyard.

So tldr your shipping fees will increase

I solded literally at the top

PUT premiums become higher the more people are buying them, if everyone is sure of a crash the premiums would neutralize the potential profits

those are not guaranteed tho, they said so at the senate meeting

i have an apple short. they're basically out of business until this is resolved. i'm scared though, any good news will caused a sharp pump like yesterday.

that's why you buy calls on inversed funds instead, there are still cheapies during green candles

Tariffs being implemented at midnight?

Shiiiet, we are about to enter a year long depression

boys will be boys

What did she mean by this

Tired of this clown show

markets start at +3%

senate hearing + white house briefing

now negative

I'm an impoverished wagie with no investments, how will the impending market obliteration effect me?

press sec just said apple can make phones in the US LOL

boys will have boysex with boys

Well, /smg/?

Optimistic of you to think this would be over in a year

European here. Bought this goats cheese with olives in it and honestly it's only about half as good as it sounds. What a terrible day, eh?

SHORTING WHENEVER ORANGE OPENS HIS MOUTH IS THE ONLY CORRECT TRADING STRATEGY

my 0dte put made money
I wonned

You bought puts right?

I was seeing mumu boasting all day.
This is retribution.
And I'm not even sad. But he's honestly getting away for free, it's retarded the market is STILL basically neutral.

Every time this administration opens their mouth I lose money. Fuck this.

The beginning and the end is one and the same

Dow Jones is gonna end in red too, isn't it?

yes options are better before the momentum then inverse fund are better during the momentum

So....
Trump is raising tariffs on imports, making goods more expensive for Americans. BUT, he wants other countries to lower their tariffs, to make goods cheaper for foreigners.
MAGA!?

trumptards actually voted for you vill live in ze pods policies

OH NO NO NO

bullnigs...

my other put expires friday

on a scale of "The west has fallen." to "We're back", how over is it?

All indexes now red for the day. VIX green for the day.

GET FUCKED MUMUS
GET FUCKING FUCKED
BURN IT ALL DOWN
LOSE EVERYTHING
FAKE AND GAY ECONOMY

Boys will be boys edition

Missed opportunity

Bobo

MOAR LEWD BOBOS PLS

IM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING AAAAAAAA

GPUs about to be even more expensive than they already were

Nvidia still has the gall to be green

DIIIIIIICK
MEAAAAAASURRINNNGGG

COONNTTESSSTTT

just capitulate already mumu
we don't need to do this dance for another day

Funny things is US need to match Vietnam, Mexico etc. tariff to 104% otherwise they'll just be a transshipment hub for China. Sell. Sell everything.

We stay winning panicanbros

YOU WERE WARNED

is it good to invest in real estate now?

Feels good man

us can make iphones

KEK

This hag is only 27???

All it takes is ONE brave American to save the United States.

YOU WILL WORK IN THE MINES
YOU WILL WORK IN THE IPHONE FACTORY
YOU WILL SEW THE TSHIRTS
YOU WILL MOLD NIKE AID JORDANS FOR THE URBAN YOUTH

They *still* don't think they're actually going through.

So they are going to cuck but tbf they've been lying like crazy about Tariffs so I fully expect to see them implemented
politico.com/news/2025/04/07/trump-bessent-trade-deals-tariff-endgame-messaging-00277395 Trump and his amdij have been lying about Tariffs and claims about better deals are a lien

we need more potent copium. faith in US capital markets crumbling

We don't even know what over is
We have not yet even begun to suffer.

Birth control is a helluva aging drug. These roasties are getting decimated

Is it time to sell? Is it time to buy?

Yeah it’s crazy. Me and some college buddies were laughing at the idea of one of us being the damn press secretary of the White House.
You can tell she’s a B list Fox News vixen

Black Wednesday incoming

markets worldwide bounce back

trump opens his retarded mouth

NYSE dumps

this timeline is so idiotic it's kind of funny

Republican makeup and botox does that to you

sex with this creature

She has had work done on her face

Technically correct, the best kind of correct. Sure it may cost $30k a phone at 1 million phone per year, but yes, US can make iPhones.

ywn see this bitch skinned alive

Warning to all fellow white people in the thread: don’t wear tons of republican makeup every day, wear sunscreen, don’t carry a lot of stress or hatred, unclench your jaw and unfurl your brow, and most importantly MOISTURIZE EVERY DAY

I wasn't able to capitalize on the dump because I was making a sandwich, but at least I have a homemade oatmeal cookie to go with it.

there’s still time to buy VIX calls

I got banned for 3 days when I mentioned Luigi

few understand this

I really want some cookies now. Fuck.

I should do some baking today to celebrate.

Can you imagine being the average wagie and all you have is your 401k
and you see this much red over the past 6 months

Honest to God there are probably people trying to assassinate trump
he needs to be careful

nothing on the sandwich

Depression is already here

You shallow greedy little worms don't even know what's good for you. You're lucky to have a leader with the ballls to do what is right. The US will prosper far more than your little pump n dump scams. Try being grateful. A thousand years golden age is upon us.

Treasuries, service trade, intellectual property, Hollywood, US companies in China (Apple/Tesla), these are just non-military cards China can play

Not buying bounty to save America

ngmi

Why didn't you sell last week?

Did you really think things would magically get better?

always trust that the opposite of what he says will happen

massacre on Monday = crab market

surge on Tuesday = crab market (?)

I know my parents are afraid for their retirement plan, kek. boomers are absolutely fucked.

that's right, you belong in the kitchen. now make me a sandwich too

Most wagies are happy with tariffs. Americans are protectionists sick of being screwed over by Wallstreet hacks for fake numbers.

Shes a Republican white woman, she has Botox face

A thousand years golden shower is upon us.

The piss tapes were real

and you see this much red over the past 6 months

What fucking market are you watching, tourist?

FED buy the treasury, good deal

It's hilarious unusual whales and that watcher guru tried to profit off fake early tariff news. Isn't stuff like that illegal?

EU RETALIATION INCOMING

EU's retaliation will be in two parts.

First batch of tariffs voted tomorrow (some foods, bikes, car parts etc)

Second tariff wave will be more serious (steel and industry-related US goods)

Wait until you find out where all the beef in the entire fast food industry comes from. Hint, it's not America.

Europoor here. Is Mounjaro part of the tariffs from the EU side? If yes I might have to switch to Wegovy.

True, I had thoughts about this today. Maybe that's why they just went full pants down retarded all globe tariffs. Cant bypass tariffs if they are global.

get out of here crabs, this is bobo turf

Time for another fake news story into delusion pump

Just like few understand that if push comes to shove EU can wreak havoc on big tech, and has a ton of treasuries to dump as well.
This whole tariff nonsense is so retarded it's unreal.
That's what you get for electing a spiteful manchild who's dumb as a brick as potus, I guess. Play stupid games and all that.

It's not been done before but US can default on every treasury china holds if they know the serial numbers
Not only does it make them worthless but it also pumps the rest of the treasuries cuz now theres less supply.
If the default panic doesnt get the bond market first

Why isn’t someone doing something, where is the deep state? Where are muh jews?

Slurped on SQQQ this morning. Smartest move since the tariffs aren’t going away.

Does that shit even matter under this administration?

lol at the retards predicting a crash and shits just crabbing, the conclusion is simple: President Trump won, America won, the whole world just got cockslapped in the face and NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED other than cope & seethe while motherfuckers literally don't dare sell. America is rising from its knees and pulling its cock out while the world trembles I'm so fucking proud rn

Isn't stuff like that illegal?

rugging and scamming is now a pastime

bikes

damn it i was going to buy an electric this year.

have you lost a lot of weight with that stuff?

lol

immediate jump on "talks with xi are happening"

this market is DESPERATE for news, holy FUCK

To add to that - China has huge influence on mining companies in the third world
Mutual complete trade embrago will hit US supply chains much harder than Chinese ones

I went -3 in the last week, positive before that. Went cash this week and waiting to see how the rest of this week goes. I'm not an active stock person.

Having 800 billion of US treasury is huge liability in this new era.
Xi is ahead of the curve.

I dont eat fast food you disgusting fat fuck neckbeard.

Who is still pumping this shit? The jig is up, the tariffs are here. Capitulate already.

No shit. She looks like a Botox monster and lip fillers are a tragic epidemic

if the US does that, it's objectively so over, I don't even know what over would look like.

If the default panic doesnt get the bond market first

Thats ok, the dollar (ticker USD) shitcoin has been downgraded already

i'm out
can't trust it won't randomly pump again

Who's going to be the biggest winner after this circus?

It's just the entire fucking pig scene from the Simpsons, extended to several days' length.

sample is a bunch of boomers answering their landlines

What Trump is doing is 100% necessary

Encourage more cattle farming in the US. I don't see the problem. I don't want disgusting foreign beef anyways.
More fake numbers KEK. Go out in the streets and ask who people support. You won't find a single demorat.

I thought about this as well, today. But I am too much of a noob to know how this will play out.

Minus 15kg in three months again after yo-yoing hard for years. Animalistic binges are a thing of the past thanks to it.

bought a shitload of puts this morning, feeling pretty foxxy right now

Putin, unironically

I like lolis

pure copium. they're hoping Trump will still say: "sike nigga"

the tariffs are here

Trump isn't being serious, relax

surbey

Fake and gey

putin is a furry

They turned out to be just as pathetic in reality as the republicans. Everyone thinks they have a plan because everyone else thinks they have a plan.

It indeed is over. Double quad-digits in the same thread confirm it.

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

drop 10%

recover 1%

"we won magapides!"

We're now quoting Pelosi from 1996? Jesus fucking Christ.

Everyone knows Trump is right about tariffs, they just don't want to admit it.

look at the oil price mate

OOOOOOOOOO WE ARE BACK

oil crashed

Maybe if Euros can't spend big as they wanted on defense they definitely

So we are in agreement that the google stock ticker is blantantly reporting false information? And also putting misinformation on page 1 of S&P 500 search query...

lmao niggers it's so fucking over they put sanjeesh on manipulation duty again

This is a circus

”china wants to make a deal!”

market goes up

”has China offered a deal?”

”china wants to make a deal they just don’t know how”

market goes back down

Lmfao

S&P is up

I know I should laugh at the whole situation but it's really weighing on my nerves the way he's dragging on with this mess

Targetted tariffs can make sense. Tariffing everyone does not.

clean coal initiative

please kill me now

You fuckers better be taking the opportunity of this sudden jump to GTFO

And you are the clown?

People actually believe this

did China even "call?"

beautiful, clean, coal industry

this is parody

GET IN THE COAL MINE SHINJI

destroying trust between Europe and US is well worth it

literal doublespeak

did she just do the mic drop thing lmao

People don't seem to realise that 'deal' to the administration doesn't mean removing tariffs. It just means getting free stuff (i.e. one sided deals no one will agree to)

You gotta understand, China doesn't have phones
They haven't researched phone technology

exited my shorts. theres some kind of trump/china port deal rumor right now.

104% at midnight the economy is cooked. China knows the age old saying made famous by napoleon: never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

WE ARE BACK
TRUMP VINDICATED

it's obvious discussions are happening, but details aren't being revealed, again, for obvious reasons

you cant make this shit up

why are boomers obsessed with coal?
the coal ash is a fucking pita and the amount of processing to make it not death is just too expensive.
natty gas won. hell even wind turbines and solar panels mog it.

No but they can say they did an infinite number of times because cult. They can say anything. Maybe Xi offered to blow trump. Who knows. Somebody said it so it's true. Maybe.

day will end massively green, just like how it started

You losers have been getting free stuff from America for decades.

tfw survived covid only to die to the black lung after getting sent to the coal mines

Clean coal is real. Advanced ultrasupercritical (that's a real word by the way; good it) plants can drastically cut down CO2 density. All new Chinese coal plants are clean coal plants.

NNOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE CHEAP REALIABLE ENERGY WE NEED TO KEEP BUYING CHINESE GREEN TECH TO POWER MY KEKSHED AND GAME BOY

I'm taking a shit outside the tent

wow who is slurping dow

Nope. They’ve flat out said they’re still waiting.
Anyway is this mini rally another dip buy or did that conference somehow inspire confidence

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

What, fake money they invented?

I told you all to sell at the peak
but you didn't listen...
you never listen....

But Trump is following Sun Tzu's strategy of confusing the enemy by first confusing himself.

Lmao the white house press sec is bragging about implementing pelosi's agenda from the 90s

*literal nuke goes off in the US*

*market pumps*

Or we could just use nuclear energy you fucking tard, something ACTUALLY clean, cheap and reliable.

The state of the market these past 7 days summed up in one image

1 ounce of gold = 1 ounce of gold

Even machine gods are watching this thread

holy shit i managed to solded my puts at the absolute bottom

I thought the world hated american but when america is collapsing itself the world is suddenly upset about it. Explain.

MAYBE THIS WILL GET TRUMP TO RECONSIDER THE TARIFFS THERES STILL HOPE ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD

polnigs are here

Just retarded pettiness. "libs" are pro renewables, so you roll the coal to own them. Fuck everything else.

yeah fast threads suck. just like stickies its just not a proper thread anymore

And then the market goes up, it's insane.

Nuclear

Cheap

why is it giga pumping

there will be a pause or an annoucement of a china deal announced after close, mark my fucking words

SMALL CAPS ARE THE KEY

reliable energy

literally a finite resource that will be used up by the end of the century

?

wtf is that pump?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

We're back

The last copium in the tank.

YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THINGS ARE FINE AND NORMAL
THEY ARE NOT FINE AND NORMAL
WHEN GOOGLE STEPS IN TO TRY AND SHILL PUMP THE MARKET, POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE SCARED

"Hypothetical" China deal.

we don't hate you that much <3

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CONSIDERS CHANGES TO CHINA PORT FEE PLAN AFTER BUSINESS PUSHBACK, ACCORDING TO SOURCES.

Start up cost is expensive, long term, it is cost effective, your brain is rotted by pump and dump schemes.

BECAUSE!

Current DOE policy is all in on nuclear. We need coal plants reopened as a placeholder until nuclear plants are built and operational

it's cheaper over a long period typically (decades)

Press Sec. mentions pelosi and market pumps, she really is the best investor on earth.

Dip buyers be like

Sub $50 oil means US producers are going to come begging for government handouts, they can't survive that

It can be. LWRs are fucking awful for price economy, but tons of newer designs are dirt cheap to build and can fit inside already existing coal plants. Just remove the coal burner and put the nuke plant in the same spot and hook it up to the same turbine and you're done.

It’s gonna go lower dude

There will always be innovation anon! We run out of oil? Nuh-uh, we just flood the ground with water and slurp up the minideposits! We can find 'mini and deep coals', guaranteed!!

nuclear

cheap

nigger

There is no chance this port fee was even priced in yet

Whats with all these manipulated pumps lately? No news at all and blackrock suddenly does a manip pump

Refer:

DICK
MEASURING
CONTEST

WINNIE VS TRUMP
WHOS THE BITCH
WHOS GETTIN THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH

JOIN US TONIGHT, 12:01 AM IN THE ARENAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy fuck

nuh-uh
and it's gonna be megagreen tomorrow

look guys we found the one human in history that knows the future

It's expensive purely because of bureaucratic overhead

There's a awful lot of pro-nuclear propaganda going around right now.

I mean to be fair, that was said like an hour ago by Greer, and also the port thing is actual unironic economic suicide like there's no way we survive that going live.

The markets a hysterical woman
Handle it the same way you would one of those; ignore it while it throws a tantrum so it can get all the big emotions iut of its system

I want this fucking market, and every single dip buying subhuman to die a painful death.

LEGALIZING CRYPTO BY TURNING STOCKS IN TO CRYPTO

And we're back to dumping, that jump was 100% intended for the billionaires to GTFO, hope you retards took it as well

here, I said it should have bought puts

BLERGHHH

The port fee will just be yet another Russia sanction. It will reroute trade without impacting the target country. If it comes into effect, Japanese/Korean ships will just cover US trade while Chinese ships cover trade between rest of the world

because objectively it's a no-brainer, but in practice nobody gives a shit about the planet so the societal costs don't matter
i mean shit, even the french got on the nuclear train, and it has paid dividends

he bought

and it was just another dead cat bounce

you didn't fall for this bull trap anon, did you?

So how long does it take to break even?

abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/trump-tariffs-live-updates-us-stronger-despite-market/?id=120551033
Asked if he would be open to pausing the tariffs to allow for negotiations, Trump responded, "We're not looking at that."

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed on Tuesday that Trump's threatened additional 50% tariff on China will go into effect early Wednesday, bringing the total tariff rate against Beijing to 104%.

"They will be going into effect at 12:01 a.m.," she said.

"It was a mistake for China to retaliate. The president, when America is punched, he punches back harder," Leavitt said. She added Trump believes China "wants to make a deal" but doesn't know where to start.

I don’t think you comprehend how much of a roadblock a 100%+ tariff will be to practically everything

holy digits

Ok leftist, it's not my fault your green new deal wants to gut functional homegrown industries in favor of muh wind power.
OH NO THE RADIATION!
IT'S SCARY!

I wonder why

yahoo.com/news/endless-thorium-supply-china-help-135908082.html

you sound mad

Time to go in on puts on everything?

how was the presser I missed it

dull

Wtf you said he only was threatening with tariffs???! HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT????

actual existential crisis due to China subverting the rules based order

dick measuring

You think like a woman

it's expensive because it has the potential to be dangerous if an accident happens

you can't make this shit up

i don't think you can comprehend how schizophrenic this market is
it will be blood green tomorrow 100%

The next trip will decide where the market goes, mark my words

sweaty? gross.

it was beautiful, everyone loved it, we made tremendous progress everybody was impressed

what is amortizing costs

Learn economics 101 before replying to me ever again. Nuclear is anything but cheap.

*Taps the sign*

Why are we pumping?

EVERYTHING IS GREAT DEAR LEADER IS AWESOME NOTHING IS WRONG WE ARE MOVING FORWARD INTO POWERFUL NEW ECONOMY THANK YOU BYE

OH. BTW: NO EXCEPTIONS ON TARIFFS FOR ANYONE FOR ANY REASON.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?

boomers vs migatards would be kino
that will change once shartmart closes from a lack of cheap goods (which i'm for, big box stores ruin cities and towns).

I AM SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT BROS
WE TRULY LIVE IN EXCITING TIMES

don't worry, it's just money. you only need it for everything.

last flight out of Saigon, 2025 edition

Reverse afghanistan

Tim knows selling indian iphones will kill the brand in the US

Apple has arranged an "air bridge" from India to the US to bypass Trump's tariffs
In the last three days of March, the American company urgently transported five cargo planes with iPhones and other equipment to the US, The Times of India reports, citing a high-ranking official.
Apple tried to get ahead of the entry into force , which Trump introduced in April for almost all countries. According to the publication, the shipment of products from Chinese factories was also accelerated.

not only does he know the future better than Jesus, he is also an economic genius that makes Adam Smith look like a retard

emergency rush in shipments of goods before tariffs go into effect

still charge consumers the tariff price

how devilishly capitalist

I can't fucking take it anymore
This is a fucking TV show.

Were you alive during COVID times? They used An-225 to fly masks from China. An-225's final flight was from Tianjin Binhai International Airport, China, through Russia and into Manas International Airport, Kyrgyzstan.

will this cause the apple stock to go up, or up?

kek

These times are when fortunes are made... and lost.
Always remember: (You) have to lose - so I can rise.

US is now officially a commie banana republic.

investing.com/news/stock-market-news/tariffs-announced-by-trump-larger-than-anticipated-says-chicago-fed-president-93CH-3974603

Don’t come crying to me tomorrow homos

Yes I'm mad. The stock market has turned from an engine of growth into a fucking casino, where abominations like MSTR, GME and RDDT are allowed to exist. We need an 80% crash to remind people that fundamentals matter.

If you think it's a leftist position to reject French levels of state involvement in your energy industry I don't know what else to say.

Pure coincidence, right? Not one of them is willing to address how long it takes to build nuclear power and how long after that before it becomes profitable. They're insane shills desperate to paint anyone pointing out the obvious problems as a leftist or environmentalist.

MY SIDES

It seems the news everyone took from the press conference was 'there will be deals' and they interpret 'deals' as 'no tariffs'. Crazy delusion.

i have no position kek i only buy 0dte options with limited risk

OH NO NO NO

obviously not

new pasta

trump is actually doing clean coal

it's fucking over
i don't like cancer and i don't want to subsidize west virginia, simple as.

Bearish or bullish?

the only homos are the gay bears like you betting against america

tariffs going up, why isn't it dumping wtf

Good news Americans are about engage in asset seizures from countries they don't like if your investing in the US

US to free Panama Canal from China. US warships heading to Panama immediately , says US Defense Secretary

"China did not build and will not use the Panama Canal as a weapon."

Kanna!

He thinks the costs come from price of implementing safety measures

Ahahaha. I genuinely wish you never have to work with uncooperative bureaucratic oversight ever in your life

that will also make every other treasury worthless, nobody will trust US if it can just default whenever it wants.

infinite reverse crab trap

Because the press secretary said the word 'deal' and that's all people heard.

WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES INTENTION TO REMOVE US DOLLAR AS WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/cea-chairman-steve-miran-hudson-institute-event-remarks/

Get in the fucking factory, burger.

GEEEEEEEEEG
controlled demolition of the US, love to see it. fuck this economic zone

It's Bessent's play he literally told them to lie about deals being the end goal

“Bessent’s view was, ‘The markets will keep melting unless you shift,’” one of the people said. “You’re not going to abandon the policy, but you have to talk about negotiating and what the endgame is.”

Your not going to abandon the policy is a easy red flag

we knew that yesterday. We're just crabbing back to yesterday.

No no no, dear god please no

Very bad... the reserve status was what ensured US could print fake paper without worrying about devaluation.

The press has spent 5 years straight up publishing hopium telling us what Jerome Powell REALLY meant.
I don’t put it past people to do the same here. And they will lose money because of it

trump assassination when?

over

AMERICAN HEGEMONY DEATH IS NOW OFFICIAL

GET ANGRY AT BRICS FOR DOING THIS

THREATENED THEM WITH TARIFFS FOR DOING THIS

DO IT WILLINGLY

FUCK THIS WORTHLESS ORANGE NIGGA

they have gone insane, complete lunacy

The US has never default before. This would make the great depression look like a bull market.

You can build a nuclear power plant in 6 years. The problem is "can" isn't equal to "will" and every project we have gets delayed to like 15 years or more.

I think nuclear would be a safe bet for an IRA, because we're gonna get there eventually, but not for anyone over the age of 40.

inb4 trump announces a return to a gold backed economy

JUST IN: Congolese rebel groups drive hundreds of Toyota Hiluxes into the country to avoid impending tariffs.

This would be a dawn of a new era, unironically.

LMAO

Fucking over freight is actual suicide

Fuck off nigger

Literally giving up hegemony lmao

6 years.

Good luck with that.

They actually don't. Chinese has been purchasing treasury bonds through Belgium since... 2008 I think

i have to assume half of this shit wont happen

yesterday statement

just commenting on current state of things

jfc you retards are so easy to bait

Trump said this yesterday already during his long ramble. He said other currencies were undervalued on purpose. It's clear he wants the Vietnam Dong for example to be equal to the dollar so he can have a trade surplus because they can buy tons of US goods that way.

We tried, he has God on his side. There's nothing we can do.

STOOOOP

... the new era without the USA global hegemony

I like how over half of you believe every bit of fake news you see

i want to use more leverage but theres too much niggers and jews and i just know they will sweep that

Bancor time?

Mark Milley, coup this stupid nigger already

Nigga it just happened

Airdropping smart phones, literal banana republic

but US can default on every treasury

Yeah, the "We are just not gonna pay you back bro" doesn't really work all that well.

back to Gold

Russia and China produce the most gold

Also the Aussies

We are so back resource niggas

netenyahu is going to kill him holy shit

it's happening

mar-a-lago accord is real

when treasuries become worthless so does tether

mfw boughted the picotop

new bread

There’s no putting the genie back in the bottle there. The point of removing the standard was to cause a mass influx of cash into the US to offset Vietnam war costs. Putting it back would require us to purchase significant amounts of gold.

can someone explain this to a brainlet noob please i beg you

it's over

why would pissarel want to lose their (indirect) control over the global money supply, going back to gold/silver is the last thing they'd want.

A fucking zoomer that can't do shit without autoaim doesn't count.

Fucking Spoilers OP, I’m on episode 8.

They STILL don't believe they're gonna happen

My puts aren't printing. It better dump in the next 30 mins.

The golem legend doesn't end well.

still sitting on cash and waiting. we have at least another -10 to -20% to go

mass psychosis in the republican part leads them to believe US manufacturing has been destroyed (it's the strongest in the world)

mass psychosis about "crippling trade deficit" spreads

"we want more trade parity with.... Vietnam and Losoto"

mass psychosis about US dollar dominance being a horrible thing

decide to fix all these "horrible things" in a few months with some tough measures

Who fell for the bull trap?

working class Americans earning more than literally every working class person on planet earth are totally being scammed by Vietnamese factory workers

too many non-Americans are trading with each other (????)

we need more purchase parity between the poor US families and the thieving south east Asian factory workers, they need to buy stuff from us

This administration is so fucking insane that the market isn't dropping because they think this is all some sort of elaborate diplomatic joke and they'll announce 0% tariffs after closing the deals any day now. Nobody believes what's happening is real.

US is about to get unironic hyperinflation.

I don't mind fat people being put to work for their ration of feed but we CAN NOT have a world in which slim white men are wasted making smartphones.

Berniepilled

104% ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Most wagies have no clue what is going on. They don't know what is coming. And certainly don't understand that when Trump talks about pain and suffering it they who he is talking about.

uh oh

I think Anon Babble is more for you. Find an indie game thread.

Trumpette is obsessed with penises and homosexuality

Sad. Many such cases.

Wild

little dick eurocuck isn't even insulted by being cockslapped and is just in awe of America's comically large dong.

LOL

Destroying the economy, putting millions out of work, bankrupting business has to be done bro. Trust the plan. 4D chess. Art of the deal. MAGA USA USA USA USA

indiatoday.in/business/story/apple-flies-iphones-from-india-and-china-to-dodge-trump-tariffs-report-2705296-2025-04-07
seems to be both to reduce tariffs and to avoid paying

We are dropping into the red. I am going to buy inverse leveraged funds right now. Wish me luck!

too late retard, but enjoy the mild green tomorrow before you are liquidated

Explain this meme to me

good luck you stupid fucking panican.

It's over.

Holy fuck.
It's so fucking over.

OBESESSED

Hope you guys bought VIX when it was low, tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath