/smg/ - Stock Market General

I love how yesterday's and today's retail slurp will only convince Trump to go through with his tariffs.
Maybe with EVEN MORE of those BEAUTIFUL TARRIFS.

Can I get a translation on this image kek

might slurp sqqq at 40

musk now openly calling navarro a clueless idiot

yeah it's over for the navarro/lutnick american juche faction. we're all gonna make it bros, markets will pump

Literal clown market
Everyone high as fuck because of bessent
The tariffs are still going into effect in 14 hours

Wait until tomorrow :) there will be no more bulls

If I sell my puts now I’ll only be down 134 bucks from where I was a week ago.
Hmmm dilemma dilemma

i-it's just retail

this place has been overtaken by retarded illiterates

correction, he's also now calling him "Peter Retardo" LMFAO!

If I had just waited I could have broken even or even made a small profit closing my nvda position.

Also should I baghold the soxs I bought yesterday or sell it in disgrace and take the 20% loss on top of the 16% loss from nvda?

a tasty lunch and some food

I genuinely cannot believe it. They are lashing out at everyone. If the market is absolutely guaranteed to collapse tomorrow, then why the fuck is anyone buying.

Bobo is out of control today

ANSWER MY PUT QUESTION PLS

Based Frogettes.
Too bad the piss and shit stains were edited compared to the original.

You mean people just here to bitch about Trump?

So tomorrow its decided then? Even a pause will pump the market (as seen).

Musk is a clueless idiot as well, but there's like an idiot eschelon at the WH now. Elon is smarter than Trump, who is smarter than everybody Trump appointed.

Just says thanks for last nights sexy time here's some breakfast to get your strength back

Can any of my white Milk-breathed friends on /smigger/ tell me if I should have boughted yesterday or if I should boughted tomorrow after shidding and farding occurs from tariff headlines because I heard Wednesday is the big day

don't. it would not be pumping this much if we really were going to crash again

yeah pretty much

Pull up the S&P heatmap

Buy things when it's red

Sell things when it's green

Is retail investing really this simple?

Musk hates tariffs since Biden told BYD to stay out of the US
Tariffs literally killed his market share in China, he'd probably be a trillionare by now

I understand you are a neet and it's exciting when "OMG THINGS ARE HAPPENING", but this is a nothingburger that will be forgotten in a week. Deals will be made

OK I BOUGHT A 525 0DTE

I would agree with you if I could think of any coherent narrative as to why it's pumping right now but I really just can't and haven't seen anyone provide one.

Trump, i kneel. He actually fucking won. I cant believe it

()

oh well maybe the bears still have a tiny bit of hopium left

Now that everyone is an investor and you can just do the opposite of what normies do

when anon posts anime girl he is that anime girl in my mind and i want to make him my wife (male)

He has not. Literally juat wait until tariffs are in effect. 1 day.

ahh the sweet smell of capitulation from bears and overconfidence from bulls, time for a reversal then

so is this the perfect moment to buy puts if I think tariffs will go into effect tomorrow?

I don't understand.

mumu day

I ASKED A QUESTION.

DO WE BOUGHTED TODAY

OR SHOULD WE BOUGHTED TOMORROW

IS TOMORROW RED

OR GREEN

ANSWER. SIMPLE QUESTION. IDIOTS.

If you wanna join me in a suicide pact you could buy more DIA 280 puts lol

yeah retard you do that
enjoy getting your face ripped off

I just wanted to buy some nintendo stock ahead of switch 2 release, but it's already almost recovered and I think I missed my chance so I'm praying for more stupid.

its the perfect time to stay out of the market

If you think no deals will be made and they will still go through this seems like the route you would take yes.

I should have just gone on a luxury vacation
Clown market…

the market is pumping on Trump tweets about doomed negotiations and bulls are rejoicing, lol

Tomorrow we crash, screencap this

yeah but musk is worth hundreds of billions and runs highly important companies. navarro is just a crackpot academic who wrote a shitty book. he's done. these things happen like a dam breaking, first there's pressure building up inside behind the scenes, and when it finally starts cracking and you have open namecalling then it's already too late to stop.

It may go up or it may go down. This statement is 100% correct.

Don't care. Not buying in until Thursday afternoon at the earliest. Fuck Israel.

Nigger if every degenerate in here knew those answers then everyone would be rich
It'll go sideways for all we know

it's over bobo

TQQQ puts, full port, thank me tomorrow
sell tomorrow, load up on LEAPs, thank me from your private villa in 2 years
also, check'em

And we haven't even reached the bear flags, still in the dead cat bounce before the crash.

Crab all week.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SELL MY STAR CITIZEN ACCOUNT >:(

Reminder Trump will not back down on tariffs.
Reminder he's been obsessed with the trade deficit and CHYNA for decades.
Reminder there are no tard wranglers in the WH just yes men.
Reminder tariffs will nuke markets.

Where is Bobo? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Depending on how green we end today tomorrow might be red. Just look at a stochastic indicator. I can't ever since tradingview dropped the free limit to 2.

Is this the dead cat bounce?

If the market is absolutely guaranteed to collapse tomorrow, then why the fuck is anyone buying.

people followed the same logic before "liberation day"
you people just won't learn lmao

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SELL MY STAR CITIZEN ACCOUNT

be honest anon
how much cash have you pumped into the developers yachts so far?

I bought a 525 put
please crash to 500 now

dead cat bounce

it's bouncing up anon

Nothing has changed, this whole fucking pump is complete bullshit. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

bear market limp dick rally

mumus euphoric

I'm not THAT suicidal lmao

That is generally the direction things bounce, yes.

Seems like good time to reshort doesnt it

everything is getting slurped

Not only did he write a shitty book, he created a fake persona he covets as an expert on economics that he quotes to trump from his own book. Hes a literal lunatic

Link to Tweet?

they're using terms they dont know the meaning to

trump backs down on everything if the pressure is high enough, he'll be content with pretending to be a yuuuge dealmaker after countries give him concessions. at worst he will mope around and play golf like during his first term. peter retarrdo is on the way out, maybe even this week.

April 9, 2025 at 12:01 a.m. EDT

IS when tariffs kick in, I wait until then. I cannot gamble my money on hopes.

You think we're in the good timeline.
We're in the bad timeline where Musk has already been frozen out due to his failure in Wisconsin and has already pissed off the President by telling him to his face in the oval office 'stop trying to tariff the world'.
Musk saying this just means that he has no control or say anymore. Navarro and Lutnick are in total control of this situation; hell or high water.

a true smger would gamble with 0dte puts

i think these chinese soldier in ukraine could be a white swan if people aren't retarded

Cope

That's tomorrow. You really think this shit wasn't just priced in last week when the Nasdaq had already dropped to its 2021 post-COVID pump highs?

my 0dte puts are getting raped but i'll stay high off copium that it will go down in the afternoon

Someone explain this to me.
The market is pumping cause people think Trump is using tariffs as a negotiating tool, i.e they won't be permanent.
But with the market pumping Trump will see that as affirmation that his tariffs are good for the market, so he won't have a reason to negotiate with other countries.
So why wouldn't the market dump then?

BTC sliding back down

mumu massacre lmao

This is Bullish right?

i boughted at the top of the current pump
I await a dump

Jesus tapdancing Christ, you absolute mongoloid retards. I thought /smg/ was supposed to be the stock market general, not the let’s pull random shit out of our asses and call it expertise circus. Every post here is dumber than the last. like watching a bunch of drooling chimps fling shit at a robinhood account.

Do the world a favor and stick to collecting unemployment checks instead of giving advice on /smg/ Absolute clownshoes. LEAVE THIS THREAD IF YOU WON'T GIVE GOOD ADVICE

x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1909595392569639321?t=kP9n7-c4oQfMAc2s5J9F4Q&s=19

5 billion % tariffs on TSLA

not bad
i bought at the open pump kek

350~ but I have a ghost hornet ;_; I'm going have to sell it to some kike on reddit for half off

I can't believe im rooting fot elon musk

im so tired of this. just watch it flip red as soon as the knockout hits

Do you retards expect the market to go straight down forever?

nearly no movement today

Tomorrow's gonna be crazy isn't it.

kek first time i laughed at a elon tweet

okay. stop active trading and just passive invest into your 3 favorite index funds. Personally I do 60% SPY, 30% SCHD, 10% VXUS

Bloomberg reports that the market euphoria is due to hopes that negotiations will cancel tariffs.

(Which will obviously not happen)

If I understand this correctly, the Hidden Tigers are closing their short delta positions due to a volatility unwind in the form of a vanna hurricane complex forming on the OTM options

market should realistically be around 480

You should really stop over thinking it and look at every graph ever, there are always bumps on the way down, a 3-4% bump after 10% drop is completely normal in a bear market.

alright, so is there any material indication that the tariffs will be put on hold at the last minute?
i feel like that's the only way things are maintaining

Define good advice?
Is it advice that nets you money?
Kek

Randomly capitalizing letters and words probably really stirs up the crazy conspiracy theorists.

Anything other than crabbing is seen as leverage. Either he's causing more pain on his enemies or he's just being proven correct.

fake&gay market day
utterly boring

Shit like this makes me feel less bad for only losing 1k lol

GUYS DON'T GET SUICIDAL

Actually look at the options chains the IV was massive, there is basically zero extrinsic value in anything. What I mean is nobody is making life changing money even if QQQ does 5% today. I have a 245 Tesla call its up 300% even if I bought yesterday at 219, my NVDA 92c is up 800 dollars because I paid 550 for it. Its not insane money. If you were actually rich and could have all in 100K on Tesla calls... I mean okay that is sad but you didn't know and you can't just mess with 100K like that its your lifes savings, fortune or what have you.

Literally from here do the math because weekly QQQ is just literally I buy at <current price> if QQQ rises 40 points I would make 4K. I mean seriously, it costs 1100 and you make 4K.

All of this is to say chill... its going to be okay if you miss this run, it was never a student loan payer, its likely ending tomorrow anyway. Don't hurt yourself or others or kill yourself it is not worth it.

...

What the fuck is wrong with french women holy shit

It's not 'forever' if it eventually hits 0. It's not going to go negative, after all.
(It won't hit 0. But it could hit 10k eventually as this just keeps getting worse for everyone with no end or useful benefit in sight to the non-0.05%)

can he really stand the jewish pressure... he was so good buddies with elon recently but now they are already disagreeing on things

Any anons with better memories than mine remember the deadlines for that mineral EO Trump signed? I want to know what day to watch my mining companies like a hawk.

Seething

Now we're talking, thanks for the excellent advice.

3 favorite index funds.

Just a quick question, what's an "index" fund? Is that like a hedge fund you invest in? If I were to invest in Michael Burry's hedge fund or Carl Icahn's hedge fund for example, where would I invest in?

After yesterday's pump and dump, people are coping that Trump will cancel all tariffs and are betting on it because it would mean big gains
If he cancel or at least delays tariffs, crab the rest of the week
If he doesn't, bear month then back to crab

This smg is full of retarded tourists, I'm going back to Anon Babble

Lol even if the market tanks 5% I’ll still be in the red shit sucks

I hope it crashes before the day is over

wut

Navarro and Lutnick are in total control of this situation; hell or high water.

we'll see, personally i think this take is completely offbase. the narrative from the admin is completely different post-weekend because silicon valley and wallstreet were in open revolt against the tariffs. you even had people like stanley druckenmiller tweeting against them. navarro will be the fall guy, he's a nobody. the pivot is so obvious, "the retarded tariffs were just a maximum pressure strategy from the great dealmaker, now we're gonna negotiate for fair trade".

No.
The only reason why it is the way it is now is because people are repeating to themselves over and over, like a religious mantra, 'it's too bad for everyone, so it *CAN'T* happen. SOMEONE will stop this'.
Folks are unfamiliar with the rule of lawless mad dictators in America. They're going to learn.

a what

obviously

Elon has never liked tariffs ever since Biden started using them
Hes a huge faggot, one of the biggest, and a literal fraud gamer, but even he understands isolationism is fucking stupid

This is exactly what I was writing here .
I have the same exact hypothesis as you. The inverted zomma swap complex on the QQQ options indicate that the run is ending tomorrow

Even Chinese stocks are up. That should be all you need to know about this pump.

let them fight

Obviously not canceling them all, but getting 0% tariffs on both sides for some countries/regions would be spectacular for business.

no movement?

Thread theme: youtu.be/_hCqBK2MnNk

maybe traders play the stock market because that's all they know? they're all stuck watching the blips and beeps and going through the motions, responding to the ups and downs like they're used to. Simply because there is no precedent in their lifetime and there's no strategy they know to play in the face of absolute fucking obliteration. So they're stuck playing their game; they're creatures of habits. Humans are exceedingly bad at factoring in low-occurrence high-impact risks. Better not to think about it.

shorted everything before the meltdown

now buying the dip

I AM GONNA MAKE IT

thats why it pumps

care to explain how a retaliatory tariff schema is isolationism?

Hey can you float me 700 bucks at 10% APR I wanna prove a point

Not that spectacular because most existing tariffs weren't that high to begin with and didn't apply to all industries.

Kek
true

Israel and Vietnam both failed already

Aren't most of these countries already pretty low?

twitter and headline clickbait has been a disaster for finance

there was no pattern these past few weeks, the last tuesday and yesterday morning candles were worse than the covid crash ones, which were completely different than anything prior in 2021 and 2017

It's not retaliatory, it's an excessive trade barrier that shut down international trade. Explain why austral who USA has a trade Surplus with was hit with tariffs.

a single scamwick down to 510 would be nice

My god what a fucking shitshow this market is. How can anyone look at the pure retardation of the US government in the past week and think this is a country worth investing in? I won't be touching US equities for the foreseable future.

i feel it bros, we're back on the right timeline

People are desperate and the markets are pumping on copium

I wonder where i saw this before

Millions of bag holders being born

yes, it’s like 2% on average

I'm too scared to buy anything today, fearing I'll be chasing a pump and it'll crash again tomorrow.

you know what

you people are fucking retarded
take your TDS elsehwere

It's not but the US is not doing retaliatory tariffs so I'm not sure what you're getting at.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YANG a good buy today in anticipation of the chinese tariifs?

criticism of my dear leader is just M-MUH TDS

trump enslavement syndrome is hilarious

members of the US cabinet are calling each other retards on twitter

Anon Babble won

Holy shit it's real kek. Elon is openly calling Navarro a retard on twitter

"Tesla has the most American-made cars. Navarro is dumber than a sack of bricks."

>then he tweeted: "*Peter Retarrdo"

Nothingburger because it’s still contingent on eliminating trade deficit (pipe dream)

Every spring a new herd of baggies flourishes and spreads it’s wings

after this consolidation we'll have another gay pump upwards

the only reason you're here is to bitch about trump
you're not fooling anyone. go back

I hope you have your net worth in calls.

Achieve reciprocity and to get our trade deficit down

this is some snake oil salesman shit. good luck.

Hey I have a really old account too. I haven't played the game once though

Tick tock

cope

Thankfully it’s money I can afford to lose but damn, I could have gotten something cool instead

surely you’re putting your entire savings into the market then?

Who the fuck is slurping that hard? Retarded hedgies?
Trump is not backing down last minute. Its happening tomorrow.

NO TAKEBACKS
NO DELAYS

i think yesterday and today with this high IV is just MMs collecting theta
gg will capitulate on my puts if it keeps crabbing

Well you’re doing way better than me financially then. Grass is always greener and life goes on.

Trump took a second to wipe the diarrhea off his mouth before starting again. The market thinks it's over

is that what your gay little discord is coordinating to say now?

rope

Same I got crushed fucking with options like a retard. Never again.

Lads, I'm a 95%+ boomer fund investor but I have around £1k in small caps for gambling. I don't normally fuck with leveraged etfs but 5x short SPY is looking mighty tasty given the hopium pump today. Do I go all in?

Senate is putting forward a binding resolution to end all trade emergencies put forward by Trump. One resolution to end the Canada emergency passed the Senate already, but this one will end all of them.

Yet you have people here insisting this is the dip or that they can time this.
It seems far too optimistic.

The Lion rapes the small dog when it barks. This proverb applies to the markets and tariffs in exactly the way you think it does.

peter retarddo

so... how does Anon Babble feel?
is peter navarro /one-of-us/

Nothingburger. Never passing in the house.

Bro you need to open up a history book.

It's because the person behind all of it is a snake oil salesman grifter who cites an anagram of his last name as the source of his 'brilliant Harvard analysis'.
It's a scheme championed by a grifter/conman to a mafioso-wannabe authoritarian. It's the stupidest shit I've seen since the job title of 'state phrenologist' was introduced in the United States for a brief, incredibly stupid, period of time while the Nazis went 'huh, that's a neat idea; let's steal that'.

You tourists are never willing to put your money where your mouth is. I own 350k in leveraged inverse etfs.

the entire premise of these “negotiations” is ridiculous, they will go nowhere

Some of you guys are alright, don't come to the NYSE tomorrow.

You're gonna get absolutely wrecked.

Max pain bear rallies I guess. Would be hilarious if we rally another 3% or more tomorrow.

GOOBA GABBA
ONE OF US

Dude I made 1k and sold at the first crash but would’ve made 20k if I waited another day. FOMO fucked me but I’m only a couple hundred below where I started so not sweating losing unrealized gains desu.
I’m a gambling addict

Tesla sinks below 150 musk is gonna suddenly become a demcrat again

be a tourist

accuse others of tourism

nice confession
well then post them then you TDS fraud

this bear rally will get slurped again, just watch

Is the lion the US oligarchs and small dog everyone else?

He'll be too poor to buy any of them

Oh

Do you think there are enough Republicans who are sane enough that this would pass? Because I don't think there are enough sane Republicans in the House for this to pass

Like I have been saying, today will be the only green day this week
Better sell by the ne

are we pretending there is a difference between the two? trump has been democrat hiss whole life

At what point in history was the US government this brazenly disfunctional and uneducated?

he always was
he just snaked his way into Trump's good graces, just like much of the fags from the first term
not surprising he's already lashing out because Trump won't cave to the deep state

Bear rally

What's your home board?

I see the market how like my 2d girls

up and down
up and down

Calling it now, the crash will be thursday and all this shit is dropping 50%

Now post yours you fucking tourist.

You go into a shop, and buy a product, the store assistant tells you it will be much cheaper tomorrow in the sale. You decide to buy now instead.

This is what Bobo thinks people do?

I'm gonna try and sell some other stuff
I haven't cried this past month after getting -100%'d after I traded up from 200 for 6 months on options
if I have to meltdown that hornet I will cry at having to click melt on it, I've barely gotten to use it for a few hours at 25 fps gahh

USTR GREER: PRICE CHALLENGE FROM TRUMP'S TARIFFS WILL AFFECT COMPANIES THAT ARE LARGELY DEPENDENT ON IMPORTS FROM CHINA AND ASIA

ever seen the documentary/movie idiocracy?
just replace all the tards with boomers and brown people.
welcome to wigger republic

DID THEY SEND ME BEARS WHEN I ASKED FOR BULLS?
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE TRUMP'S THROUGH
BOBO, I'LL MAKE A MUMU OUT OF YOU
youtube.com/watch?v=elBKil5zE2g

LOOOOOOL imagine bragging about losing money because you were blinded by your politics
liberals aren't sending their brightest

The Speaker of the House has already stated he will refuse to schedule any bills that do anything to any of the tariffs Trump is introducing. He is telling them no bills can pass because he will not allow votes on them.
So if the Republicans want to change that, they're going to need to elect another Speaker of the House. Again. And it'll be an even bigger shitshow which'll probably just wind up re-electing the present Speaker again out of sheer authoritarian fear of Trump.

I'm beating the market by 20% this year.

Do you think you’re fooling anyone?

god damn

sold the short at top so we can start going red now

Are you in cash? lol

So by dodging the question I'm hearing you're saying a retaliatory tariffs are in fact NOT isolationism.
you can deny that these tariffs are retaliatory, or say they're an unnecessary barrier.

However, good faith is the prerequisite for any contract. This as a simple test of good faith. A deposit on the part of the parties involved. Sure some deals don't get done but the quality of deals improves and the overall counter party risk is reduced well in excess of the nominal fee, thus creating a more stable and prosperous market for all.

no shit sherlock

not for long that's for sure
enjoy being mad about it for the next 4 years though

Bessent really is causing a fake as fuck pump

People are delusional and think that the negotiations will save them

you better be watching this nigger

(((lebowitz)))

You still haven't posted your own position.

THE NONSENSE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE GODDAMN CAMBODIANS BUY MORE B2B SAAS LICENSES FROM US

Based as fuck
Poser no holding bitch, invest in a chocolate gun

Based

HE BOUGHT AT OPEN

Post em or GTFO

Yeah I'm not a retard that's going to let them watching do an announced bank check on me retard

Their position is 'lol owned idk i just come here to laugh at you and watch it all burn'.

Just absolute chaos, nobody knows anything

Rampant fear and confusion

Countries will just panic and just try to negotiate whatever to get tariffs taken away, buying their own fear porn

Unironically this might work amazingly for him at this rate

PLASTICS TARIFF

wisdom in excess of eons

this will bleed all day back to even

WHY IS THE SP500 COIN DROPPING SERS?

There's not enough support yet. It'll take 1-3 months of tariffs destroying the economy to get them to break. But, it would eventually happen.

Wow thanks for the link anon I would’ve never known what song you were butchering otherwise

admits to being a plebbitor

just gtfo

most obvious lefty tourists imaginable

You'll make money on these anon.

Because news just leaked again that Trump admin is not going to back down. Any market pump is literally cope / speculation

Fuck off retard newfag

He was never a democrat, he just greased whatever hand was feeding him, which was democrats when he was selling “green” bullshit and is now republicans since it turns out Ds stop giving money after you fuck up and/or don’t produce results (solar city, tesler) but republicans don’t (spacex aka DOD slush money)

KOLDbros... were so back... just 2 more storage reports...

t. magaturd paid shill

another confession? go back

I'm watching this Senate thing and the guy is saying the whole point of this is to make American companies better able to sell to other markets. Wouldn't it be exactly the opposite? If American companies become less competitive due to being protected by tariffs why would any other market buy from us?

And just like that, millions more bagholders were created

Will Bobos ever learn?

tariffs cancelled?

And by that point the destruction will have sank in enough that it won't even matter if they say 'turn off the tariffs'. The whole world is going to fucking nuke their relationship with the US as Trump says 'now only I can save you from myself'.

please be kind to each other

You guys told me yieldmax is a meme. They lost less than the market average during this dump. Feels good to not fall for/biz/ bullshit. Nothing better than getting 1k dividends a month on a 15k investment

I'm running out of music.

No you stupid bread eater

Believe it or not outside of the prolific use of the word nigger this website consistently skewed left wing before election tourists

No. For the thousandth time the tariffs only hurt weaker countries than the USA.

considerer me retards sirs, bought SQQQ calls for the 11th @45, break even at 48, godspeeds

ricecel detected

Sorry Akarin but retards NEED to be bullied

this is nice post

It's going down.

LOL
You tourist faggots are so fucking obvious

tariffs

means you will have to pay a bit more to have a thriving economy and good jobs

what is the problem? idg

based TSLZ holder
have 675 myself @ $3.91 average

people are saying maybe down by the end of the day

just libs crying about trump again
it's the same as it's been since 2016

a bit more

Paying "a bit more" killed Biden's campaign

why aren't you paying then?

MONKEY ON A STICK! WE'RE GETTING FINGERED BY GODZILLA!

Hes already in republicans bad graces because he couldn't buy the wisconsin supreme court
Both parties suck

It's trve though, all you have to do to confirm it is open any board archive and filter by posts before 2014

ALL IN ON YANG time to make a BAG

line starts going down

thats more like it

Soulless kikes are upset that their profit margins are about to fall 0.1% (another Shoah) so they would rather self-ignite rather than face that fate.

zoomers are staying indoors gooning to furry vr 16 hours a day
Is this bullish for the economy?

Are you guys listening to this senate questioning? Greer seems kind of sane but he has absolutely no answers to these questions

ngl that furry striptease video is hot af
even if it is a man doing it

it's pointless, they're never gonna understand how different it all was. not just Anon Babble, everything surrounding it too.

please keep dumping

sex

Yeah except the complete fucking opposite you retarded faggot.
Why do you think the 2014 goobergate shit even arrived HERE? (pro tip: it's because this place was already leaning that way)
or are you retarded enough to think a website thats all leftists just "suddenly" got taken over?

No, post link or keep us updated.

Greer seems kind of sane

Lol

The smartphone was the worst invention in the history of mankind

prices go up

any possible benefit of this is not felt before the next election

republicans get routed because price go up

democrats reverse all of it

because they have no plan lol

it was supposed to go up all day and i was supposed to buy calls at 550 before the black wednesday crash

Tariffs on things you can produce in your country and have already invested in make sense. Tariffs on things you already make in your country that are at risk of being offshored make sense. Tariffs on raw materials or industries of vital importance to your national security or wider economy make sense.
Blanket tariffs on everything but only on a few countries in cooperation with your allies to shut them out of the global market make sense as a geopolitical move.
Blanket tariffs on everyone, including your allies, on goods and services you don't make in your country or literally can't make in your country make absolutely zero sense and are basically just an extra tax on consumers.

10% INFLATION

tranime pedophiles need not insert themselves into a discussion that's not warranted for them

Enjoy your actual supply shortages causing literal hyperinflation.

good jobs

Going down

Okay what did the clown say again?

Where are you hearing it?

What's special about YANG? Why buy YANG?

i find it difficult to disagree with the sentiment.

50% CRASH WONT STOP THE TARIFF TRAIN

Yes, now get to work

gamergate started off as a mostly left-libertarian movement, which is constently reflected in polls at the time on Anon Babble and KiA. The original antagonists to video games were cultural conservatives blaming them for school shootings or raging at the sex scenes in mass effect. It's really the response to gamergate that pushed a large amount of those yet-unpoliticized young men to the right.

reuters.com/world/us/donald-trump/china-rejects-us-blackmail-markets-steadier-2025-04-08/
Idk if you can see without a Reuter account/ as a firstie

Q: How much inflation will end tariffs? Would a 50% stock market crash mean tariffs drops

A: The economy is strong, jobs added

Q: Answer the question

A: Hypotheticals are not consistent with tariff history.

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anime bad

what are we pretending usa is white now? lmao there are 50million illegals in this country and the h1b visa jeets will work the toaster factories

its just to bounce even higher

Kek he just said that 10% inflation is fine and is blaming it on fucking Biden, burgers are fucked.

50% market crash is now fine

HOLY KEK

noooticing that when you reverse search this image on this board it never appeared before
really telling

bulltrap?

I briefly considered selling my puts and the market responds solely to causing me maximum pain, sorry

Senate finance committee talks

this

You will be paying more for the same chink plastic shit. I don't know where those taxes will go, but will probably get robbed like all the rest before.

Never said it was all leftists. Besides, the backlash towards feminist histrionics in media initially arose out of the relatively left wing atheist and skeptic communities.

S&P really is just a shitcoin

WE WANT MORE TARIFFS

And?

skewed left wing before election tourists

No.

t. Can't Flim Flam the Zim Zam

gamergate started off as a mostly left-libertarian movement,

lmfao this is just /leftypol/ nonsense
but keep in mind this is the same website that had a pizza board so maybe it was all lefties after all

Buy TQQQ. This is financial advice.

Why are the markets still high on copium?

To be fair the questions you posted from the reporter aren't great.

go on now keep dumping

went full retard and shorted nvidia

I think the confusion comes from wingcucks that need to map everything onto left and right. Certain issues can, within the context of a certain cultural millieu, be either left wing or right wing at different times

no just hold yet
now is too risky
chinks will do Literally everything to prop up hang seng above 20k. not to mention these individual companies efforts

Those are questions from senators.

Yes the democrats are too aggressive and not letting him answer, repubs are asking about retarded myopic shit like shrimping

senile old man on social media is affecting the Bumb and dump of the global markets

my sides

I managed to lose roughly $1500 on TSLZ ($4.53 cost basis) because I panic sold due to the pump right before the tariff dump, which is what I'd originally bought it for. This makes me feel a lot better.

Based af

idiots like this guy in denial:

pic

i forgot all about rdrama lmao

The senate are complicit in the downfall of the united states
The speaker of the house is a useless lame duck

yeah, i came over to enjoy the economic happenings. i don't even browse Anon Babble regularly anymore. my life has changed a lot from when i started lurking Anon Babble in 2007 as edgy teenager.

Oh nevermind, oops.

shrimping

wh-what?

And that was my point. If you were a skeptic atheist or mildly left wing libertarian in 2008 transported to the here and now, you’d look quite different in the modern political ecosystem’s methods of categorization.

reuters.com/world/us/donald-trump/china-rejects-us-blackmail-markets-steadier-2025-04-08/
the live feed

could

1 TRILLION PER SHIP

oh hey it’s bluehair anime TSLZ anon
gonna rebuy a small stack before the tariffs hit?

radical centrists stay winning.

It was one of the only funny communities and then they completely cucked it by blocking them from linking basically anywhere. I remember I accidentally made headlines for posting a fake AOC nude on there.

Ahh yes but I thought Greer was sane

"if you have a better idea to achieve reciprocity and to get our trade deficit down, we want to talk to you."

see

yeah and this was a completely preventable misplay by shitlibs. people who say gamergate lead to Trump are not as crazy as they seem at first glance.

I sold some before the big dump too. Could never predict the "retaliatory" tariffs being even more retarded than the entire market expected.

new bread

Should we buy puts for tomorrow because of what Greer is saying right now

Based but I think you'll only make money on one of them.

Oh it's got an offsite now at rdrama.net

Honestly I think it was just a very visible symptom of a irreconcilable cultural rift more than a direct cause, but while I used to make fun of people who kept talking about it well after the fact, I’ve grown to realize they did have a point.

They all move in unison.

Liberals aren't racist

Never been to Boston.

they completely cucked it by blocking them from linking basically anywhere

wtf that's silly, i imagine that killed a lot of the userbase off

I remember I accidentally made headlines for posting a fake AOC nude on there.

kek

wah online retards won't scry their mystic future seeing orb to net me a guaranteed 100x

Alright, you've twisted my arm, well played. Go all in on TSLA on market open tomorrow. Buy 2x long options if you can. This is total financial advice.

Also I'm pretty sure that was a Milhouse-level forced meme riding the coattails of "Can't corner the Dorner."

Sorry I checked my numbers and didn't mean to lie my Tesla is only up 111% because I bought at 230 I didn't mean to lie, the point was just to calm people down and maybe change someone from being suicidal, this day wasn't even good calls only up 30%.

No. I missed the opportunity to buy back in and quickly recoup my losses last week, but it's just a meme stock at this point. If the tariffs are slightly less bad than expected, it would probably blow up in my face again because I have shit luck. I'm just going to slowly try to rebuild my port with some safer bets because I'm too poor to afford more losses.

Yes. Easy 2-5x your investment. Buy today. Tomorrow will be too late.

People often say that T-man is retarded, but he did win election twice. I think it's more likely that "people" are retarded.

4chin is a right wing website

go home tourist >>>/reddit

The market is the collective retardation of the people

The same people that elected King retard

The movements all make sense now

Same and it makes me very horny

Have to wait and see what the material result of negotiation is imo

how does vix work anyway? i put a coin in as suggested and its up but i have no idea how it works :D

it an ETF with a bunch of complicated market shorts wrapped into a single stock

i see. thanks

Measures the volume of puts on the SPY, essentially.