Be random literal who
Get a twitter account
Pay $8 for a checkmark
Name your handle "Walter Bloomberg" so you sound official
Make up entirely fake larp about Trump thinking about ending tariffs
Get traders and CNBC to believe it and cause a 3 trillion dollar spike for 30 minutes before it collapses again.
No crying in the casino
bloody tuesday tomorrow
If this kind of volatility on real stocks caused by a tweet isn't a sure as fuck sign things are completely fucked and beyond salvation, i don't know what is
Vix status?
What this means now is hundreds of these fake tweets will be getting spammed for months by people trying to manipipate the market
imagine thinking this shit was a mistake or that "traders and CNBC" believed it and weren't told to talk about it
trump literally won because of fake news and mass social media induced insanity so whats the big deal?
Impossible. I bought puts on SPY, and that means we're either pumping or crabbing.
Manpipaters are the worst
honestly pretty based
Why didn't the researchers at these news organizations do proper research for their reporting
Because this is a sockpuppet account to limit collapse because the news also has stocks.
Information moves too fast these days. Like OP said, this shit happened in the span of 30 minutes. By the time a reported found out about it was already over.
Shouldn't they have checked before reporting it though?
it's not a literal who account. he sold his account years ago.
until now it's been a "trusted" bloomberg retweeting acc
Lol, lmao, hahaahahhaahahahahaaa... oh wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHSHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHSSHSSHSHSHSHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHS
Pretty hard to check 'anonymous sources familiar with Trump insiders claim Trump is considering X', you're on several layers of telephone and one where the people involved don't want info to come out till they want it to so they'd deny it even if it was accurate.
There will be a bloodbath when people realize Trump is actually serious about this. Everyone seems to think he is bluffing, so they are grabbing onto fake news. He is not bluffing. He will not remove the tariffs. He will sink the economy. He doesn't even have like a hidden agenda or anythin, that's the worst part. There is no conspiracy. He is just a dumb, old, fat retard who doesn't even have a basic understanding of international trade and supply chains. And nobody in the GOP or his cabinet is willing to contradict him.
I think most people on this board still haven't realized how bad this will be. Way, way worse than 2008, and that was hell.
who doesn't even have a basic understanding of international trade and supply chains
Glad you're hear to tell us how Trump and his entire cabinet are dumber than you. So, what's actually happening here?
Well he's rejected the EU's offer for zero tariffs, so it's not implausible that you're right. I'm guessing Congress having horrible PR finally bit them in the ass.
Kek epic clown world moment
No way this is real
wanna know how we know 2008 was your first market correction?
I've been telling people for a while, that this is literally (jej) their plan:
hudsonbaycapital.com
here you have some sources:
financialpost.com
youtube.com
they believe this shit won't affect the american consumer because tariffs will be offset by devaluation of foreign currencies, and that's why they are not backing down.
Huh, turns out Trump is a stable genius after all.
I say give it a chance. Why not, you know? It could be fun and interesting. After COVID lockdowns and 4 years of Bidenomics the average American doesn't have much to lose anymore anyways. Perfect time to try something new instead of just the same ol' same ol' boring Obama-era Blackrock-style global economic system that really wasn't working out for anybody anyways.
In other words, I'm all in. Why not?
the blame obviously falls on MSM and smaller media that all ran with the story.
2013, hillary clinton: we're losing the information war
facebook enters the chat
twitter enters the chat
instagram enters the chat
he's right tho
Cool theory, but the spike started at 9:43 am.
they've miscalculated at every step (or lied). my guess is they're lying. they said countries would come begging back. major economies aren't. then they said manufacturing will come back and people will have jobs. lutnick admitted manufacturing would come back, but they'd be automated. combine this with ai. that means more unworkable/unemployed. americans will be impacted. the oligiarchs probably not..
its sad watching pseuds like you screech and cry and yell about how trump bad and that he hasnt got a clue.
Let me give you a bit of perspective, although i doubt you have the iq to comprehend it. If you replaced every world leader right now, with a 150+iq economist major with a phd in XYZ whatever, the world would still suffer poverty, debt, inflation, deflation, recessions and depressions. Because if anyone was capable of cooking up a good idea, they'd have done so long ago.
Nothing prior US admins were doing were going to work, and trumps ideas wont work either, but at least he'll reorient the american economy into actually making shit. Stop crying, there is no magic solution, and if you think there is, or that you know one, you're wrong, i guarantee it.
As an ausfailian, our economy is a bad joke, we extract minerals and farm at large scale, and sell it, we have diploma mill universities, and a few token research labs. And thats it, that's our first world economy, we lost our car industry to removal of tariffs in my lifetime entirely, and i know men in the factory industry and they've been struggling to stay afloat for decades. I envy america and what trumps doing, we have no such leader, our media is just as awful as the USA's, they're just more subtle about their slopaganda and so more people keep falling for their jewish tricks.
The Debt-currency ponzi scheme run by the elite kikes who own all the secret shares in the central banks, run a cartel that is destroying the world, and they are not going to be stopped by anyone sadly.
He was assuming 10% tariffs, not 40%.
It was at this moment that anon realized that almost scan "news" for words to buy or sell in microseconds.
(((Blue Checkmarks))) LITERALLY caused all of this!!
Trump won't fix shit but you aren't allowed to call him a retard
How long is his dick when erect? You seem like you would know.
At least Trump has a dick, troon.
I would appreciate this thought process if trumps plan was actually gonna work, but it's not. It would need to be a full on dictatorship for it to work, like telling corporations you need to start building a factory TODAY or you're all going to jail (where you'll be assembling American products).
The biggest threats to my economy and yours is jeet and chink immigrants. They will suck up every white collar job and leave white men unable to support a family. Trump is doing nothing about that issue, in fact him and his jeetfucking sidekick want to bring in as many jeets as possible
If the formula slowly ramped up to its current form in 10 years and corporations were certain of that, it would probably work.
Some foreign nations would need to form trade blocks to get trade balance in aggregate with the US, but that's not a big deal.
Trump has 4 years though, maybe 2 with any real power.
he was assuming gradual raises as well:
The U.S. can proceed to gradually implement tariffs if China does not meet these demands. It might announce a schedule, for instance, a 2% monthly increase in tariffs on China, in perpetuity, until the demands are met
there is also shit like this: I'm not defending that shit, I'm only saying that they do have a plan. there is evidence like that they ARE sticking to their plan...
more like because of shillbots on social media
I should've voted for Kamala.
The Debt-currency ponzi scheme run by the elite kikes who own all the secret shares in the central banks, run a cartel that is destroying the world
anon, are you fucking retarded? who the fuck do you think measures like this benefit? who, do you think, will profit from factories that will be created? who, do you think, has inside info to take advantage of all this market volatility?
It wasn’t random, this was orchestrated market manipulation, the financial journalists that reported on the news and gave it the spot light are also in on it and probably the ones that created the fake account.
Everyone seems to think he is bluffing
Lmao, no they don't you fucking retard.
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