/smg/ - Stock Market General

fake and gay market causing my puts to lose value. god dammit I paid too much for 4/10 puts to be cucked like this. is this seriously from the 90 day tariff fake news

Fag doesnt pause a single tariff tomorrow the market is going to 0 on Wednesday

Invest in Deenz nuts

pic sauce?

The IV is fucking disgusting right now. 4 percent drops are fucking priced in now what the fuck

the market is definitely manipulated by dark powers to end up with basically no change after all of today

is this over? we're pumping again?

bro we suffer
if I sold at the opening did I'd have 2.5k
I was getting ready to press the button

Both my longs and shorts got fucked

How? Everyone's banking on a deal.

Yes why not?

Today went from really exciting to really boring very quickly. *yawn*

all for nothing, orange man has spoken and has finally said something that is equally bad for US investment whether he is truthing or lying. stop fighting

DIE CRABS!

one last bull trap before merchants call it a day

No, we're dumping until we hit exactly 0% change.

fucking same. Now I would have made more if I sold my puts on Friday. This sucks.

Are you tired of winning yet?

so much uncertainty, people just want to push making a decision off and hope it goes away

Now that Trump won what will you do now?

for the umpteenth time, people think Trump won't do something retarded just because he feels like it

I've got my Fell For It Again Award memes locked and loaded for Thursday.

would be interesting to see how talks between Trump and Netanyahu go

Source please, I want that girl to scold my pp

is this seriously from the 90 day tariff fake news

probably as that's the only big public news for the markets thats bullish, and it coming from one of trump's advisers has deluded Wall Street into thinking he leaked something that was talked about internally

otherwise the only thing that could cause something like this would be rampant insider info that trump's backing down on tariff stuff in the coming days

google exists

Fuck it I'm not selling my shit at a loss. I'm holding it over the night because this gay as pump is fake. After-market better dump.

I have no fucking idea what to do now. Only started investing last year and did so poorly, so I've only got one green position at +12%. And that's a company that I considered to have limited shelf life because it started making the same mistakes the previous leaders in the market did. Really not sure if that stock will ever outgrow my buy-in when accounting for inflation.
Meanwhile I've still got most of my assets in cash because I set my investment rate way too low, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's gonna be rate cut that kicks off even more inflation. This month food prices rose ~7% at all the small stores and ~15% for fast food, because, I guess that's just what we do each quarter now?

I think there's a liquidity crisis.

Market is still down bigly but 10 year yield is now back to 4.15% - this doesnt seem bullish to me

Find business opportunities in the real economy as a nimble capitalist as large corporations struggle to adjust to the new economic order. That was the assignment and anybody who hasn't pulled out by the end of the today failed it.

What has he obtained to "won"?

Kramer told people to not panic and to hold but also said that there will be a Black Monday

the inverse Kramer logic from his opposing stances caused a crab day

At least, I truly see...

what do we think about the paused tariffs rumor? where did it come from? did some insider leak it as part of a court power struggle? trial balloon?

So when does the black monday thing start?

Show your work anon. Why do you think that there is a liquidity crisis.

bears are coping and crying that they have missed the bottom HEAVILY

move 401k into bonds

market crabs

site not loading

fucking jews

johnson just confirmed that the house is not gonna touch tariffs at all

lel

Big 2002 vibes desu

This.

A deal, with who? The world?
He just raised tariffs on China another 50% this morning.

source? oh right there is none jej
faggot

they shut it down way too fast if they wanted a pump

I have no idea, someone must know something. Why else would they wait until Wednesday to sell instead in a panic?

The S&P really really wants to end flat.

It takes one person to call together a roll to vote him out

One could interpret this as Johnson knowing that the tariffs aren't permanent so he sees no need to worry.
One could also interpret this as Johnson having just come out of Donny's room wiping a napkin across his mouth.

I slurped today and I'm not banking on any deals. I just slurped because line went down bigly.

Good. There are a lot of business opportunities for independent entrepreneurs now as large corporations and retailers will take years to adjust their supply chains. Take advantage of de minimis exemptions and you can rape Walmart and big box retailers on a lot of things.

This is a big deal.

Slurp it up
MAGA

VIX not budging

I think there's a liquidity crisis.

>doesn't know his ABCs

I think it was intentional, they wanted to liquidate shorts and revive the market even if a bit

apnews.com/live/donald-trump-news-updates-4-7-2025#00000196-118f-d658-a3d6-33ffc2800000

IM NOT OP BUT I WILL BE THE HERO YOU DESIRE
OP SAUCE PIC IS
- Shikatte Kudasai | Please Scold Me

now pump the market for me bros

This is a fucking joke right? We really gonna end flat?

Because there's always Tuesday

Just tell me if it's going to end up red or green at the end of the day.

de minimis exemption

larp, these are going away

I made a loss with my shorts today
I'm not shorting tomorrow

Because the NYSE already lost 10% in two days and people still don't fully understand how retarded Trump actually is.
Today is not going to end green anyway, sour hour incoming.

based

bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2025-04-06/markets-react-to-us-tariffs-china-retaliation

EU considering 25% counter tariffs

Navarro says tariffs will NOT be negotiated

Doomp already I wanna see blood

Flat? META is up 3%+ - based Zuckerberg keeps winning somehow (jew magic)

We're going to end gray.

if i show u mine, will u show me yours?
didn't think so.
i'm not here to disclose my sauces.

people still don't fully understand how retarded Trump actually is

I guess you're probably right.

space != "not touch at all" faggot bearfaggot
you are FUCKED lmfao your shorting isn't getting what you need ahahahahahahahahah

$504 SPY

don’t get my hopes up for a dump again. either crash or don’t. jesus fucking christ

April 9th-10th is the day we actually crash, that’s when import prices shoot up like a rocket

De minimis is dying in May, anime figures are about to double in price

What the fuck is happening? Why is the stock market doing this?

im successfully spooked. sold at small profit no idea whats a good next move when it bounces around like this

Didn't he say that there is no negotiation and he is just doing tariffs until industry goes back to America or something like that? Right now the most likely explanations are either that he really believes that, or that he really is a Russian agent trying to destroy the economy. Neither explanation makes a deal likely. I'd like to know where this hope is coming from

Just woke up. Where are the circuit breakers I was promised?

Im talking about indexes. My meme rddt calls up huge but my actual money is down bad because VEQT is down bigly on the YTD

13 more points baby to give me that all time high

the spice must flow

We're still destroying our global trade position for the explicit purpose of liberating Americans from their cushy white collar jobs so that they can return to the fields and factories.
Unless all of this gets rolled back on Wednesday there's no scenario where daylight is on the horizon.

Buy literally anything because cash is going to crater.

yurocucks bent the knee

They could announce 500% tariffs and it wouldn't matter, the market is manipulated and people want to believe in it.

Markets sucking fat cope Reuters quoted one of his advisors that he COULD THERETICALLY PAUSE FOR 90 DAYS TO STRIKE DEALS

sorry we actually pumped 2%

They're going to stay for small business. Trust the plan. Patriots are in control. Those who obey Trump and quickly adjust to the new economic order will become millionaires overnight.

you don't understand. The US doesn't want to negotiate. The current administration does not do diplomacy.

EU considering 25% counter tariffs

Those are only the tariffs in response to the aluminium tariffs from a few weeks ago.
Trump is moving so fast with this stuff that the EU and their bureaucracy are playing catch-up and haven't even come up with a plan for the global tariffs yet.

perfectly returns to close

you guys really think this shit is real? Lmao

u mast bi niou hear

trial balloon

Likely, admin was panicking over the weekend, leak that nonsense and combine it with Vietnam cutting a tariff on 100cc motorbikes.
Drumpf really did fool me, I should've known better, he's the godfather of nothing happening. I remember in 2019 there was a government shutdown that all the miggers were saying would help build the wall. Trump cucked on it and nothing came of it, miggers spun it as a victory ofc.

And DOWN we go

lol no

MIGAbros we got too cocky...

sour hour?

Negotiating means that Trump what he wants.

US won!

Retard

Not good. I had a 550k USD buy order at $7, missed it by 41 cents today.
All in all down around 800k CDN in 3 days. Worse, I liquidated my ETFs this morning before the bump so now I’m stuck in cash with a small 100k SQQQ position that’s already red.

sell

I'm unsure if I should call this bullish or bearish.

Its funny but Congress could easily stop all of this. Why aren't they? Because they're busy short-selling positions.

What do you guys think of Altria group for dividends? Buy?

Any other dividends stocks anyone would suggest?

wednesday

HODL

WTF WHY??????????

If (You) had $5k to gamble with (no options pl0x), would you do so tomorrow on some kind of leveraged SPY ETF hoping China cucks or spread it evenly among consumer staples cheapies?

For China and Hong Kong only. There's so much fake news out there concerning tariffs it's going to be so easy to succeed if you actually have reading comprehension.

it’s about to mega dump right before close isn’t it

5k

gamble

lol

All in on Nintendo. Trust the switch 2.

crashed stocks

crashed crypto

Dog bless donald trump

Has Trump adopted the Trudeaun way of winning by losing?

For those who dont know, its the lobbying group that represents the biggest corporations in the US

Invest in the real economy. Start a small business by taking advantage of de minimis exemptions to beat big box retailers at their own game. De minimis is open for Japan, Korea, and Taiwan. Rape Walmart.

you seem to be earnest so I'll give u a clue: the bottom feeders (crabs) like you haven't been clued in as to never play when the vampires panic. just because you ate their crumbs when they were rising, doesn't mean that they will share anything on their way down. except ofcourse for their corpses.

nta but I've already tried all reverse image engines I have saved. Do me a solid, please?

Why's everything dying

Yes, they really are just delusional. They think the worst is over.

a glimpse into the hive mind driving the dow jones

Based

googling a loli manga

That's how you get sent to el salvador.

I'd say it's gonna be really interesting to see the disclosed trades in a few months, but by this time I doubt they're even gonna bother with disclosing them. Trump talked about tariffs once and that prevents any evidence from used in a trial.

you don't need it

He still hasn't withdrawn yet

No, you don't understand, the fact that the market will not collapse at -20% is a victory for Trump. America is now bigger and richer, tariffs are beautiful. Fuck China, we won!!!!

erm, it's not funny anymore

ask an AI to find it for you

it's gonna end on a high

sold my last sqqq, locked in losses

lel

anon thinks trials matter when it's his money

try a different approach.
what matters to you the most?

trump is cool with it

We're really going to end slightly red by 0.10%? lmao

absolute schizo market

See you next Tuesday, wish me better luck!

I don't know if I prefer this or the "It's good people are poor now, fuck old people or any one with a 401k" MIGA cope

Chinese stocks are mispriced, and further 50% means cheapies
it may take a while, but there will be a point where boomeroids and similar retards realize Chinese fundamentals are very strong, and their trajectory unaffected by US thrashing

THIS LAST HOUR IS IT
THE DUMP IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
SELL WHILE YOU CAN

The Conservative Supreme Court will just side with trump even if he commits murder every day, lawyers have their hands tied. They cannot go against trump.

nobody will need their 401ks because boomers will soon be dead from the vax.
trust the plan.

Fuck China, we won!!!!

Nigga this is just the financial war before the shooting war.

This rollercoaster is not funny at all. It means investors are actually serious about all of this, and it can utterly collapse at any given notice. They are actually scared af.

fuck this gay ass market I'm going back to Anon Babble

Why is BTC doing exact same movements as the stock market? I thought it is independent

closing flat from Friday after the world markets exploded

because of a lie from the morning

and their trajectory unaffected by US thrashing

Still seems like Trump can do a lot of damage to them short term, and China might go more M-L to cope

Final hour theme

youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

when this recession ends i’m going back to /dbs/

God I love Faye Valentine

i want to short but idk

Even normies are calling this a clown show

their trajectory is totally affected by all the american companies having opened shops there for the necessary ccp industrial espionage at the price of their stocks.

Genuine clown world

only if you're texan

What is this trend called Anon Babble?

It wants to go down, i can feel it

Totally not manipulated btw

in this case it's not.
INSIDER HERE
AMA

it's going to be another flash pump into dump into reversal isn't it

if I was bullish, a trend reversal
if I was bearish, a dead cat bounce
if I was crabbish, a snib snab

he wont remove the tari-

european and asian markets are going to recover their losses from today tomorrow, r-right?

Futa with balls or without balls?

Is there a nuke coming Wednesday?

So how many bought more VTI shares? sounds like a good discount to DCA even more than usual. (assuming you're a 10-20 year horizon guy and not a wanna be day trader)

It will never crash, slurp it up
Trump is too powerful
MAGA

I need about tree fitty.

uh-oh, stinky

He's really going to give in before Wednesday?

I hate flats.

TO THE WINDOWS, TO THE WALL

trump wants it to crash though
the fake pause thing fucked up everything
he immediately had to deny it so the markets didnt shoot up 30% for the day

short term, certainly
I plan to slurp and weather it
I don't follow, are you giving me 'they steal!' amerimuttoid cope? they copied and stole when they were behind, this is a good thing, it raised billions out of poverty
now they are no longer behind, on balance

breakers disabled in the last hour of trading

picrel

Old English: Wōdnesdæg
Literally means "Woden’s day"

Woden is the Anglo-Saxon version of the Norse god Odin, the chief god in Norse mythology.

The name follows a pattern in Germanic languages of naming days after planetary gods (linked to Roman gods), replacing Roman deities with their Germanic counterparts.

Bessent says it's about tariff negotiations

Navarro says it's about deficits

Trump says it's about jobs

This just shows that they aren't coordinating in the slightest.

no

When is the last time BTC actually moved independent from the stock market?

Old English: Wōdnesdæg
Literally means "Woden’s day"

Woden is the Anglo-Saxon version of the Norse god Odin, the chief god in Norse mythology.

The name follows a pattern in Germanic languages of naming days after planetary gods (linked to Roman gods), replacing Roman deities with their Germanic counterparts.
anyone can AMA. except for you. back to the latrines you go.

BEHOLD! BLACK MONDAY!!

or they just revel in the chaos
mixed messaging could be seen as a strategy here and I'm not kidding

this faggot better not waste my put by walking back the tariffs

it's been about 10 years or so, maybe more

SELL! SELL! SELL!

anyone got calls on X? trump pumped it hard today

what does slurping mean?
Buying the dip?

retail magatards getting burned

a sight to behold

the last time your mom move independently from her bull.

the market literally got fake news'd and started living in a fantasy reality

is this a yes, or a no?

People think it's over.

10y at 4.15%. On a bad track to go to 3%.
Are the Chinese unloading?

You should not watch the clown stocks market acting like a crypto. You should look at the bonds market.

who are the retards who pump it up a bit just to get rugpulled every single day?

Read the OP my nigga.

did Anon Babble invent the concept of the crab market?

youtube.com/watch?v=Nuz6iNjTkjo

why aren't YOU manipulating global markets on xitter?

magas aren't among the sharpest knives in the drawer

How do computers do that?

You're right. I didn't need it.
Cheeky fuck, that was difficult.

Let's say I want to dump $5k into the market. When should I do that? When should I go long? When will Trump's retard roller coaster end?

they have tiny pajeets running all over the circuits and rearranging the pixels.

Sold for an 8x. It's a swing trading ETF so those units probably got redeemed unless there was more demand. How about you?

8 like post saved people billions of dollars

bessent to start negotiating with japan

yeah, the bond market called it. the "bringing back factories" nonsense is done, they're pivoting hard towards "making free trade fair". navarro is probably getting the axe.

No, see en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/crab_market

About 930 this morning would be your best bet but honestly wait till China reacts tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=yxNOLIAtEI4

Any country bending the knee are actual cucks

We've know for ages that was fake so why hasn't it resumes tanking then?

you go long immediately but you're not allowed to regret it

maybe, but what would the purpose be? The only one i can think of is to keep the markets from crashing for as long as possible because they really don't have any intention of negotiating

for the past two years, -1% on the S&P would have been a real bad day

today it feels like a borderline miracle

fuck me this is a wild ride

x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1909324169650528546
AHAHAHAHAHA

it's like the lolocoaster of death, only this time the steaks have never been higher.

It's financially beneficial to live in this alternate reality

immediately pumps afterwards

It'll turn out fine.

kek

was 3x on chinkstock

sold at 2x

Can't fight the fucking gravity I guess, the last Trump tweet was my capitulation

Are we pumping to 0 again?
How do I learn to embrace perfectly flat markets? Can you even make money off that?

ISRAEL KEKED
HOLY SHIT

this, today provided a great opportunity to load up on puts again. Trump does not have much of an ideology except for tariffs and with Navarro he has a rambling lunatic as an advisor. China won't back down, the EU won't back down, this will be resolved the hard way.

there's gonna be token concessions just like last time (remember the foxconn factory?) and the orange retard will be able to claim som wins for his drooling base. it's the best outcome for everyone except maybe china if they end up isolated and squeezed. navarro's crackpot american juche ideology would have been a total disaster for the globe.

major american indexes moving like shitcoins right now

apologize

can you hear the music? if you don't, don't play.
youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwGPb0Hvw

youtube.com/watch?v=P3uOBiv7R8Q

Trump look weak and tired

did he bring any dirty laundry?

Iv is unbelievably high on puts right now.
Calls on low caps are the play

i think i've met you before anon.
are you out already?

This is not good. Holy shit.

no shit, he's being forced to cuck. the navarro/lutnick faction appears to be losing to the bessent/hassett faction. trump's retarded dream of zero trade deficits is dead, cooler heads prevailed.

I can't believe Israel backed down. The tariffs stay on Israel. If fucking ISRAEL can't get the tariffs off, nobody else stands a chance.

Buckle up folks. It's all red from here on out.

TALK ABOUT THE TARIFF YOU MONKEY NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST

he's 78 years old. average lifespan of american men is 77.

Trump looking very orange and low energy today, no smiles

Do I buy. Is the bouncing cat alive? What do I buy?

lol I forgot about that thing

Can you explain to me like im your retarded stepchild with minimal experience in finance

one of his dumbass advisers ruined his grand plan, I don't blame him

oh shit its coming down

Bibi flew into Washington to convince Trump to drop the 17% tariffs announced on Israel. Bibi opens his speech with "You do the things you say you do" and "We will eliminate the trade deficit between Israel and the US." In other words, the tariffs stay until Trump's demands are met.

It's all ogre now.

average lifespan of american men is 77.

Way too much

cite usenet who stole it from here

Well see there's niggers and there's jews. And don't get me started about the fake market. Ultimately it goes either up or down or sideways.

NO PAUSE

hmm so the news say that there is plenty more to crash. this must only mean that this is the bottom but they want retail to still sell a bit

mixed messaging causing uncertainty means the various adversarial markets wouldnt know what direction move in
china, eu, et. al. would be forced to make decisions for themselves rather than as a congregating force against a singular certain doom
thats the best cope I can come up with

"I was on a treadmill for the first time actually in quite a while, and it was at a very steep angle, and I was there for a very long time," he said. "They were surprised. And they said, 'Well you can stop now, that's amazing.' And I said, 'I can go much longer than this if you want me to.'"

TRUMP SAYS NO PAUSE ON THE TARIFFS HOLY FUCK

the market cope is that countries can negotiate down tariffs to reasonable levels
Israel is best positioned to negotiate given its heavy influence in congress (AIPAC) and having something trump wants (Gaza riviera)
If they can't stop the tariffs then there's close to no chance that anyone else can

Bibi scolded his dog for the tariffs

He used ancient Jew magic to steal his soul. That is now nothing more than a puppet.

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

for the kings average life span is 95.
you owe me 15 years a head each.

Yeah, I heard that. He said "we're not looking at that" when asked if there would be a pause for negotiation. No pause until the deficit in trade is gone.

Oh shit is the news saying that? So we'll finally go full green tomorrow.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FREE FALLING

Okay another thing to explain to me like im your retarded stepchild: why is Israel / Bibi indicating the tariffs are to stay indicative that things are ogre? why is this bad?

again, like im your retarded stepchild

one last dumpa before close, thank you so much mr drumpf

youtube.com/watch?v=AxDsBro_CQs
Trump answering press questions right now btw

100% TARIFFS ON CHINA BY 12AM ON TUESDAY

even the jews who directly made a threat on trump's life with the pager trophy dont get off

it's over for the market

omg he's going to put more tariffs on china

I have been saying there's going to be resistance from some part of the government since April 2 and every time I post about it I get a flood of 1pib replying that 1) president is all powerful and nothing can be done, and 2) his party is too frightened to offer any meaningful objection

So it really was people just BELIEVING in a pause? Seriously?

Trump talks

markets go down

God I'm so dumb, all I had to was buy puts before any time Trump talks, FUCK

BOTH ARE TRUE
HUGELY

Trump starts speaking

Just keeps saying tariffs over and over

BULLS

America first

Kneels for Israel

there could be permanent tariffs or negotiations

THE ORANGE MENACE STRIKES AGAIN
RAAAAAA

phew, it was just a bad dream

luckily I always land on my feet

Circuit breakers 1 and 2 are off the table, the kiddie gloves are off. Let it come

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

posts like this shit right here. every time.

trump wants to refinance the national debt and he needs the fed to cut rates so he's crashing the market to force their hand

he cannot come out and say this so they're just throwing shit out to keep people confused and afraid, this is why the messages are mixed

IT COULD BE LITERALLY ANYTHING
HE COULD FUCKING KILL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0

lower
lows

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK SHUT UP YOU FUCKING MORON WE ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH A CRAB DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH

It is seriously unbelievable. And there is still fucking bulls slurping.

Trump goes live
Market finds new 52 week lows
Its that simple

the dot and this book is all you really need

All his decisions will just lead to Powell raising rates, the Fed does not answer to the president being a faggot, it answers to employment numbers and inflation

THIS GUY IS MORE FUCKING SENILE THEN BIDEN EVERY WAS

like I said -1% is something of a miracle today given all the bad news

1 (one) singular fake piece of news is what's keeping this up
unreal how much effort bobo needs to put in to move an inch, while mumu farts to move a mile

NOW WE'RE JUST NOT GOING TO TRADE AT ALL HAHAHAHAHA

Can he really put a 100% tariffs on china?

BURN IT ALL DOWN TO THE GROUND TRUMP
OFFER TRIPLE TARIFFS ON CHINA AND THE EU IF THEY DONT BACK DOWN

Nobody gives a fuck about gaza

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

If only

his neurons have been tariff'd

White House video feed down!

did you even check the 10 year today? It's up to 4.15% even when the market is crashing. It means there will a recession with high inflation

cope, everyone is predicting a rate cut

asmongold's stream is still up

HODL FOR LIFE

a billion trillion percent tariffs guaranteed

-0.5%

The voices in your head are not everyone

I miss world of warcraft.... why is everything so fucking stupid now......

God today was crazy

free falling to -4%

tweet about tariff 90 day pause

skyrockets to +4%

tweet revealed as fake

plummets

rallies

trump tweets again

back to falling

kino

It's ok we got the HOOTIS

maybe pump

July rate cut predictions have been entirely on a year's worth of steady inflation reduction back to 2%

The tariff effects causing unpredictable inflation aren't even in yet, let along measurable in a reasonable forward sense.
If they cut rates this year it's be another miracle.

wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-trump-tariffs-trade-war-04-07-25/card/investors-now-expect-five-fed-rate-cuts-this-year-VhK6Ppwy5qYTJed9V4bN

10 hours ago

Investors Ramp Up Bets on Fed Rate Cuts

just google it, everyone knows it's coming
you're seething because you're a subhuman poorfag who wants le epic crash

That's no small feat but I have to agree.
At least Biden embodied the catatonic kind of senility

Taken from Anon Babble

The cultist aren't happy until we are all in sweatshops weaving t-shirts. Don't get too cocky gooing all in long now.

he shorted?

Legally speaking he probably shouldn't be able to do most of what he's doing right now but nobody is going to stop him.

The cat should've bounced but sunk into the sand instead

is it possible that Trump as a whole can be priced in?

PUMP IT

why is Israel / Bibi indicating the tariffs are to stay indicative that things are ogre? why is this bad?

The market is pricing in the idea that Trump is going to negotiate these tariffs away for many countries. But the thing is, Israel is basically the only country in the world that could possibly do this -- and they just failed. Israel's assigned tariff was only 17%, one of the lowest on the list, and Trump guzzles Israeli cum on the regular, and they 100% have actual dirt on him that could sink him if they wanted to... but Trump stood his ground.

If Israel can't get a break then nobody is getting a break before the tariffs go live. And if nobody is getting a break, the market is going to be blood red the rest of the week.

THE LINE.
DOESN'T.
GO DOWN.
How many times does it need to be said? Even with the worst news possible for global markets, IT WILL NOT GO DOWN.

Fuck the bubus. Fuck worms begging for a tariff pause so their chart lines can make a shape they like more. Tough fucking luck, we don't care, you lost, a new American order is being birthed.

Investors also expect trump to pause his tariffs
Turns out investors are fucking stupid and are depending on a guy with dementia

the question if he can put 500% tariffs on chyna.
delayed for about 5 years, 100% a piece.
it is known.

TRUMP TEAM CONSIDERS EXPORTER TAX CREDIT TO OFFSET TARIFF RISKS

1% swing up in 5 minutes

we really are ending green lmfao

Never played it.
Friend shilled it to me so hard he came to my house and downloaded it to my computer almost 15 years ago.
Deleted that shit when he left

Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off it! GET OFF IT!

and now it is pumping....

POOOOOMP IT

"libcrusher" is a chapo-adjucent lefty troll. Take that tweet with a grain of salt.

Holy fuck, stop asking about the middle east, nobody fucking cares.

reminder that republicans will defect sooner rather than later

How bad do you think this summer will be for California

The way he is doing tariffs is unconstitutional by making them so big trying to offset the income tax. Not that the supreme court would rule against him.

ogre

It's bad for the global economy will cause a recession at best depression at worst

Why are Tariffs staying then

Trump is a fucking commie he currently is making a movement like Pol Pot's or Mao's better hope death toll is less

Trump's priceless mate

cutting rates during a self-inflicted inflationary spiral

good luck, have fun

the market moves with every word Trump says

we are SO back

rip deficits lmao

we're sooooooooo cooked

clown world
this doesnt make any fucking sense

It would be a three Donald's problem

Why is this disaster class presser causing a pump? Fucking how?

Why is it pumping???

HOLY PUMP WE'RE SO BACK

Not really, hes abusing a retarded loophole by blaming it on fetanyl during a fake national emergency because laws are vague

reminds me of when you're a kid and you're arguing over who's power is stronger
"nuh uh, my power level is 500!"
"oh yeah? my power level is yours times two! taken to infinity!"

Sometimes you gotta pump

Found this old banger think it's fitting.

If this was done honestly then the markets would be crashing, straight up no crabbing no cat bounces just straight free fall.
Everyone is hoping that the tariffs are just a joke

Lost money today. It was supposed to dump. Why the fuck didn't it? And even during the day Trump kept tweeting the dumbest shit which crashed everything last week. This is the fakest and gayest pump imaginable. Where do we go from now?

market will pump tomorrow too
it's over

i pump to gura feet

What is the point of having Netanyahu here? KEK

daaa jooos run america

cope you've been proven wrong

FACT : ISRAEL is GOOD for WAR and MILITARY
FACT : ISRAEL is A TRADE ENEMY

then it was... something else

lol he's going senile

turns out everything you learned about economics in high school and college was wrong apparently

its enough to simply gaslight the market into thinking nothing is wrong

People have chosen to live in delusion instead.

I'm so glad I don't live in Texas so I can enjoy images like that.

until it goes to far and one of you physically gets your ass beat only now there aren't any grown ups to go crying to

abusing a retarded loophole

loophole

congress has ceded the power of the purse to the executive
if the founding fathers knew, they would reanimate and shoot themselves in the head

All he does is invite people to the white house to tell them im tanking your economy

Our only ally

how ......... how is greem ......

How many times must the American populace be told that the tariffs are real before they believe it? There is a limit to how much cope one can smoke.

Are they retarded? He's done everything he possibly could to make it clear that it's not a joke and it's still pumping.

Seems like burgers are gonna have to send their sons to die in Iran, no wonder we're pumping! nothing rallies mutts like the thought of dying for Israel!

NO IT'S NOT
*pumps*

he legit ran ASAP to the white house after Israel got tariffed LOL

Came to America to get them to help him bomb Iran so they can die and send oil back to the stratosphere

they don't take our crops

Chinese LOVE American ginseng for some reason

Im pretty sure if trump says something now that will cause sp500 to go down 2% instantly it will be the last straw for people and he will get either removed from office or someone will pull an uncle ted

How is Israel supposed to import 17% more? With the money that the US gives Israel? This is all so stupid

you will pay up
you will lose your gibs
you will die for slavs
you will be replaced by muslims

C'MON BABY ONLY A HALF HOUR MORE PLEASE GREEN PLEASE GREEN LET'S FUCKING GO PUMP THIS SHIT

Is it time to slurp? I got black powder

The economy has just been rich people gaslighting each other for the past few decades

He's so fucking retarded omg

clean coal

So, Black Tuesday?

include the bombs the US gives them as imports

???

trade balance reached

/smg/ cried like women all night just for markets to turn green

you are all such homos

spews verbal diarrhea

markets pump

I can't even pretend to be mad

black tuesday
ORANGE WEDNESDAY

Even TSLA is recovering, HOW? They need China.

lol imagine what netanyahu says about this fucking guy behind close doors

You can actually get rich off of growing it (takes like 15 years to grow, though.
Chinks shell out millions every year for it and their aren’t many growers.

Eggs!

Works for crypto which is backed by literally nothing.

300 TRILLION BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF COAL

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/cea-chairman-steve-miran-hudson-institute-event-remarks/
what does this mean im tard

It takes a long as fuck time to grow

Black Wednesday/Thursday. Tomorrow will be another crabby day, probably a little more red than today, but when it dawns on people that these tariffs are actually happening it's going to be an apocalypse.

Especially that 104% China tariff. Jesus christ, 104%.

youtube.com/watch?v=5hY6DAr7w38

the markets were going to be pretty fucked today up until >le pause face
then all hell let loose

e g g s

Imagine how much would it pump if he said something good. The fact that hes not saying anything retarded is enough for a small pump

If walls street acts shocked when he does exactly what he said he would do I'm going to laugh my ass off.

As a europoor I woke up to like -7%, watched in awe as it almost repumped to US open, and well I probably don't have to tell you the rest.

they don't take our crops

Is he aware it's because China has cheaper alternatives like Brazil while America bitch fucks them with crap like

semiconductors

Tariffs

sanctions

What they expect them to kneel to them when you literally call them the closet adversary

You want to breed my eggs?

I got wiggle room to hold my 4/17 puts right?

So when should I place my puts? Wednesday? I got absolutely fucked by this gay pump today

magatard bulls getting fleeced again

lmao

Bibi Genocide seems sane when compare to Trump.

this will all be over by summer, position accordingly. I probably should've bought SPY today but I wanted to wait and see if it doomps more

I'm worried about my 4/11
what if it just keeps pumping because people are delusional?

The tariff revenue, paid for by China

it means this guy trump hired is also retarded

Here comes the dump!

I am really really curious what happens after hours

Why is SOXL green

wallstreet is so delusional, when the hard data comes in they gonna shit their pants and act suprised

You've got 19 minutes. But IV's so high I doubt puts are a good bet right now.

if your 4/11p are fucked it means youre the delusional one bub

Never, like the other anon said the IV is so high you would need a mega crash to make money. You might actually lose money if volatility decreases

How many people bought?

RED LIGHT
GREEN LIGHT

lol what the fuck is he talking about?

Trump on EU's response to tariffs: This is not enough. The EU "has us" in trade.

EU has a great ally in America

no I'm still in profit
but I worry if it fucking pumps to 550 or something, they're 515s

It's so funny

He's been saying he'd do this for years but clearly he'll stop at the last minute!

What a retard moment this will be.

he bought?

pumpit

Tunnels are bad but pipes are worse

Bombing niggers in caves isn't a war. Americans should try the marshes of Ukraine.

End of day trading bread

be a man and sell vix calls.

super mario bros i think
something about jumping out of pipes

wants to refinance the national debt

what does this even fucking mean?
is he going to buy back treasury bonds in some harebrained, alexander hamilton-esque scheme?

mine sold itself when the fake news tweet triggered my stop loss :^) down 16% on the day

US Chamber of Commerce is a private organization that pretends to be part of the US government. It is a NGO and not a US agency.

Normally trade deficits get wiped by a weakening currency, but this isn't the case for a reserve currency. He's saying tariffs will make us profit from this, as it's supposedly easier to go and produce stuff yourself or find other "fair" suppliers then for them to find a new consumer market.

Betting that the chinks will collapse first.

probably he wants to tank the interest rate so the debt will be cheaper to maintain

you haven't moved out already?

Just like the founders finding out we gave women the right to vote

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what happened here lmao

closing pump?

What Black Monday?

Same thing happened to me anon