S&P closing green today

I will not eat the bugs
I will not live in the pod
I will not own nothing
But most importantly I will NOT happy

Australia already had a free trade agreement with the USA. There are no trade barriers. I swear to god, what does he even want.

It's back to red

Fuck you.

And on top of that the US was actually running a trade surplus with the ozzers, kek
They unironically have no core principles or central idea to any of this shit, it's just a free-for-all of spitefully destructive idiocy

This is punishment for Chang trying to steal Taiwan. Sorry ching chong, you're gonna be eating sawdust for a while. AHAHAHAHHA

That's quite fascinating when you consider that Australia's economy is quite export reliant (mining and agriculture chiefly), I guess they end up importing more because the US doesn't specifically need those commodities and because Australians are one of the few nationalities whose purchasing power can almost compete with Americans so they can actually afford to import a lot.

It's probably a China thing

Too much niggerish gloating pissed off the bear.

Living in the pod and eating the bugs was what we always wanted. We were obviously being ironic before but liberals weren't smart enough to notice

massive drops over a few days

still closing red today

Thanks you fat orange faggot.

Another example is Chile.

has had an FTA with the US for over 20 years

imports more from the US than it exports

aggressively pursues FTA deals with anyone and everyone, one of the most pro-free trade nations in the world

still gets tariffed

literally why

If American beef is truly a better product it shouldn't need Illegal and Unfair protectionist measures to compete with Australian beef.

*beef trap

Time to install the nets

Kek

Didn't close green

Whoops.

American meat isn't even allowed to be sold in my country. It's defined as dangerous health risk

American beef is honestly pretty good in terms of taste and quality. One of the few foods that has comparable quality to Europe. It's just way more expensive than in Europe so it doesn't really make sense to sell there (dunno about Australia)

The reason it's not allowed is because it contains too many chemicals, steroids, and such things. Basically isn't considered for safe human consumption and thus not allowed to be sold as food

Ausfag here, all our decent beef gets exported
Just shit left behind for domestic sale

They have no core Identity at all. When Putin said white Nazis bad the whole board suddenly switched from heil hitler 1844 to KILL WHITE RACIST WESTOIDS.
Then again the place were always full of larping latams and Russians on VPN so maybe they actually meant it this time

I will not eat the bugs

Me neither

I will not live in the pod

I already cant afford a home

I will not own nothing

I already have nothing

But most importantly I will NOT happy

Agreed

I mean this completely unironically

American wagyu is better than Japanese a5

I'm sure the meat taste good and all, but we're simply not gonna eat it due the massively used growth hormones, antibiotics and cancer causing chemicals American meat contains compared to European meat.
I mean, sugar is good too, doesn't mean you should eat it nonstop

Hope to fucking god the tariffs on beef means they need to sell more domestically and the price goes down.

Indeed. Imagine eating a cloned animal that has been injected with growth hormones and then antibiotics so it can be rough housed, kek.

When Putin said white Nazis bad the whole board suddenly switched from heil hitler 1844 to KILL WHITE RACIST WESTOIDS.

That never happened, both sides regularly accuse each other of being wokes and claim to be the Nazi side, both chug and ugh want to be seen as Nazis, the cognitive dissonance is huge. You haven't been to Anon Babble faggot

So you weren't on the board when the invasion started and Putin defending it as killing Nazis i see, but have only witnessed the aftermath of it

Why the fuck would import a product that you export?

10% baseline thing. i don't know who came up with this shit but they're fully retarded. same proof of retardation is the uninhabited island or lesotho.

trump is also a giant fucking retard because clearly he has never seen the tariff table before that press conference. they all should get french revolution'd for this gross incompetence.

Australia is a mass exporter of beef, no one would buy dogshit American factory farm meat even if it was allowed to be sold.

There is more cattle In Australia than people and Trump thinks there is some untapped market for American beef, he is a complete fucking retard.

ship frozen beef meat cuts to america

unfreeze and mince the meat

freeze it back and ship the hamburgers to australia

bravo dolan, next thing you know this fucking genius is trying to sell alaska grown cocaine to colombia

but muh heckin nazis

Nazis with a jewish comedian fuhrer and the full backing of ZOG, lmao

Anon Babble is mostly non-whites trying to prove to other browns how white they are

case in point

This is like losing a gallon of blood and getting a transfusion of a single drop.

It closed red though.

Retail investors have to hold the bag for hedge funds, duh
if you want the real story watch the big money, not the small fry

This stupid fucking moron should drop dead for making me lose my money. This shit is not funny.

"american wagyu" is an oxymoron

Trump isn't globalist first America last, should have your social credit score drop -500 for saying such notion

If Trump said black people and gays are our greatest allies against liberals, MAGA would clap and do a backflip.