Official Monday prediction thread. Up or down? Call it

Official Monday prediction thread. Up or down? Call it

Obviously down. Losing a year of gains is nothing.

Up. Buy the dip.

down.
down or sideways, definitely no major recovery

We're literally getting 2008 all over again. The collapse has begun

Mass suicide on Monday

Definitely up, there's still too much hopium in the air. I'd say 2-3% recovery.

Down another 3-3.5%

Stocks down crypto up

Also dont forget that you can't time the market. If everyone thinks it's going down then it's definitely going up.

I hope it goes down moar so I can slurp

the tariffs haven't even taken effect and people are only realizing now how bad this is going to destroy small businesses and domestic manufacturing (turns out its all interconnected, who knew? aside from fucking everyone)
it's gonna be ugly

This. Probably test 72K but I think the low in May is going to 60k absolute bottom will be 27-30k range.

i'm smoking first cigarette in months, b&h gold. it's fucking divine. the taste, the feel, the nicotine, the aroma.

I think the bottom will be [exact number] based on nothing

I think the bottom will be $0.0000001

bitfuck is going to fucking zero

Down another 5, then another 5 when the Euros outline retaliation, then a steady decline toward DOW25k as reality of tariff driven disruption and inflation sink in.

50/50 whether the White House is stormed Jan 6 style this year as protests get bigger and bigger every week until Trump stops.

too realistic.
and btc will go sideways, inflated by capital parking in it but the loss of wealth will prevent an increase

the tariffs haven't even taken effect

They won't ever take effect

most people on Anon Babble think its going down therefore it will go up

Definitely up, there's still too much hopium in the air. I'd say 2-3% recovery.

At least.

Can't tell at this point. I spend less time watching the market. I think it's high time I start playing a few TG mini-games like Boinkers and others to farm their tokens. I hope some of this pays off, just like Not Coin and Dogs.

what makes you think that will be the case?

cigarette stocks? is this bullish for the tobacco plantations?

I wish I had copium half this good.

He's in for a surprise when China's retaliatory tariffs kick in on the 10th

reciprocal tariffs on u.s. are announced

trump pussies out of his proposed tariffs

others go ahead and impose theirs on u.s.

I'm leaning down. Market hasn't priced in a recession yet and it seems like we're probably going to get one. Regardless of the actual tariffs, all the uncertainty is going to be paralyzing business activity for a while and that alone could probably kill the economy.

Im buying in on Monday and if it continues to go down Im dumping in my emergency fund.

I can catch this falling knife

If trump flip flops on his worldwide tariffs up. Otherwise down hard, and further down with every tariff the rest of the world responds with. But America will have some uncompetitive industries in a few years maybe. Farmers are fucked.

All the tweets seem to suggest that he isn't ready to flip flop yet.

The Senate already voted against Trump's Canada tariffs, and the House is likely to follow. The handful of tariffs that survive will be inconsequential ones on penguins and Iran.

Up for Bitcoin and gold, down for stocks

Fascism supports the weak over the strong and tells the weakest that they are the strongest based on their selfless slave-like obedience to a so-called greater cause.

This is why fascism actually works; slavery is freedom- a mark of virtue, the weak finding strength from their submission.

A functional system for the slaves at the bottom and everybody is happy with it.

BDSM sado-masochistic erasure of the individual resulting in a prostrating gimp - because peasantry is Built for Big Black Cock since there are no freebee spots in the pimp hierarchy

The Elites are Fascist, plebs are plebs
Learn the difference, it might save your life.

There are to many shorts, the market makers will scamwick pump then resume the dump.

1987 levels of down

$15k on up

everything down, DJI down 1k points, so the SPX
crypto will lag but follow suit

Trump will veto it cause he's retarded

first dup, then pown