Idk wtf to do. Noob. Tired of working my life away for a few bucks. 28. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

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Idk wtf to do. Noob. Tired of working my life away for a few bucks. 28. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

Idk wtf to do. Noob. Tired of working my life away for a few bucks. 28. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
Got fired few months ago. Blue collar and licensed from 18 to 28. Had decent money saved up, lil less than 100k. Now at 35k in bank, thew 20 at this whole gambling thing...(I am an addict when at the real casino, won't stop till I'm up).... I need tips quick...need a different app to use(i hate rh and downloading gecko now), what do I do rn? Pull or stay? Or pull and put back in? Does the other side of the world make this stuff move so much?; almost 0400hrs est. Grew up told not to put money in the market..well I should've not listened like everything thing else I did. Fml..

hanond

Just put it all in DJT and or Dogecoin.

Least addicted crypto gambler. Imagine if you could ever figure out how to use leverag. Stop using robinhood and get into the big leagues, newfag.

I am a newfag. I said so myself. I'm the most poised and morose person I know; apathetic as well could be said. Just trynna enjoy my life more freely without having to break my body everyday..
What are the big leagues? I know I need to find some anonbanksite for sure so I don't have to wash my cotton.

Just go all in bitcoin and stop fucking with it.
You’ve got ~$20k in your portfolio and another $35k in the bank? Put another $20k cash in index funds. Now live a modest lifestyle on your wage and the $15k while looking for ways to expand your skills and raise your income. Quit gambling.
This is sound advice so don’t know if you’ll do it.

You get in hold and stay in. Or you gamble win sometimes then inevitably lose. You unfortunately brought in the middle of a bull run. But if you hold your money there after a few years you'll be the early one.

I know there's ups n downs, I just feel like ima be the older ppl telling me to not invest cause they lost, I'm loosing rn. I can be at the casino, lose 1.5k raw in a few hrs on 21, lil nap, pull 400 into 2700 on roul in 12hrs n walk, I can read the deals in person but Im still learning this shit. Trying to read between the lines of dotcom posts and anon posts, obviously we are the people. I'm thinking bout pulling 10 out of bit. Last night I pulled some small profits from elsewhere, how I got the 400; idk if that's a gain for me or not cause it sells out part of your shares? There was the few quantum ticks I literally just looked at last night b4 passing out, wake up and they're fuckin up nicely, damnit.

You don't have the patience to understand all of this so I wholeheartedly will tell you what to do.
1.Have a life-budget for the next 6 months on your account.
2.Take the rest and put half in an sp500-index-fund, the other half you will save for better opportunities in a savings account that gives you dividend. (We are at the end of this economic cycle, so don't fuck around)
3.Close all accounts and memberships on crypto, casinos and robinhood. If you don't enjoy getting pennies for your hard work, you sure as hell don't like someone stealing it from you. You will trap your mind and seek higher risks and let them leech you for the rest of your life. STOP
4.Get a steady job and stop comparing yourself to people online that will lie about their accounts so they feel better and you worse.
5.Set a goal for your life upcoming 5 years.

Saw it a while ago at the lows but nobody I knew ever said anything about it...I know I got the middle and I regretting it

Get a steady job and stop comparing yourself to people online that will lie about their accounts so they feel better and you worse.

Most honest thing I've seen on the internet today so far.

My philosophy is I either lose everything in my investment or I sell at a profit. I no longer fear my money thats in stocks or crypto I just take where the wind takes me. Not worth stressing about.

Dude what the fuck are you talking about?
I don’t mean to sound harsh but you don’t seem to know what you’re doing here. You need a conservative investment strategy or you’re going to end up losing it all

Is your statement not obvious? Otherwise I wouldn't have made this fucking thread?

I got maybe 20 in ira and 25 in my regular bank savings that earns me nothing

Should I put into the sp500 through my ira company?

I dont wanna give up on this game, I know the major potential but have no good leadings unfortunately...
Should I just find a recommended accountant, open llc for myself, study and attempt master state license (I am licensed journeyman) and get back to drinking 2g/day busting ass workin for myself? I love it, second nature knowledge to me, just makes a lot of tolls in life. Constructed single houses up to 16m, to servicing historic renovations, to giving myself away for faint of heart of first time clients maybe at 90yr old in good deeds of righteousness. Had multiple local company's contact me from word of mouth around town trying to snag me up. I've just wanted to take a break from all that and live for myself.

I wouldn't mess with trading or trying to get a quick win in anything, do this You can learn more about economics and markets in the meantime but there is a very good reason 99% of people should be (and are) "index fund and chill".

People on here will tell you they earn a gorillian dollars or put 20 buck in a shitcoin and now have 20 million, it's all lies.
People in the real world are in debt and try to survive to the next pay day, if you have any investment at all you are already above the majority.

is it just me or is this post absolute gobbeldeygook
like i cant understand it at all

It's real. Is the word you spelled ever real? Tf. I just have not been saying everything outloud for the obvious, use your brain for keywords like you already do in your own tech terms.

I mean yea can't get rich like immediately off this I don't think, with having to make it back into real usd. But I don't have the super knowledge, I just throw myself into things cause life is about learning. Just like travel by yourself, don't wait for others to accept your invite to tag along. I do feel as if I made my plate to big to eat it all, but thus my questions.. so you think the old ways are the right ways still?; in this modern era?

here's a tip

Mhmmmmm I was lookin at that. Thought it might be a little help with stuff; it is only a few bucks I guess. But I'm not enjoying the UI of itself so idk if I should get it. Spark, I did actually consider physical metals a while ago as well...but never got into that either..too lat for that as well?

Current status...idk...bout pull from bit and hold out for a minute? Put something into a quantum before market opens? Ahhhh

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