I need to turn like 1670€ into 10000€ in less than a month or I'll have to leave my country

I need to turn like 1670€ into 10000€ in less than a month or I'll have to leave my country
What should I buy

train ticket
jk just buy the yellow stuff thats made out of milk, on solana
also fuck jannies

Literally do any odd job you can find and save your capital

a gun

oh wait, euro, buy a spork

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What
Need some real advice here
No meme answers
Help an anon in trouble

I can't gain that amount in less than a month
I'll be evicted by then

I need to turn like 1670€ into 10000€

actually if you want to turn this into 10k you also need to be prepared to pay around 4-6k in taxes on those short term gains.

Needs a quick 10x

Doesn't want to bet on risky gambles

Kneepads

Don't know what to do at this point
What are my best chances
Shill some meme coins then

come join us on edoge. join the tg search pf

50% into xrp and 50% into xlm thank me later anon if you make it you have to legit doxx yourself check em

it you have to legit doxx yourself

What do you mean
What about dog coins

Invest in utility tokens. DePIN might be a good option since it has real-time applications. Explore Peaq for this purpose

don't invest in meme. majority of those pleb that shill these meme are all dev. explore depin.

huh? are you a bot?

dogcoins

buy shib then
also check em

Do you agree with this anon
Should I diversify my portfolio with more than 4-5 cojnd6

Wtf
How could I be a bot

my country

lol you mean the european one youre parasiting in

wait for a large candle and 50-100x long or short it

I'm an eastern euro anon
I would most likely go to UK again but I still need this amount of money fast

Well, if someone knew how to reliably 6x their money in a month they probably wouldn't be on Anon Babble. Starting with $1, you'd have $1.6M after 8 months or 2 trillion in a year

Why are you here then
Aren't you investing as well

Better to just take the L. spend the money on beer and weed, have some fun. You needed 10k, you have 1.5k. Something went very wrong there. Since you're a poorfag, nobody would ever demand such a large sum of money on short notice, so you've known about this for a while. In other words, you fucked up or you had some form of very bad luck.

If you spend it you'll at least enjoy your money and time instead of seeing it go to 0 on a Anon Babble rugpull like a newfag

Earn €9000 a month 'in any job in europe'

go on polymarket
go all in in FG winiing the elections irish
that should give you like 4k
put those 4k in fed reducing rates by 25 points in december
there you just made 10k

Was going to let Anon Babble know but posting is too hard. Here, buy into this dumbassery.

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buy a gun and rob a liquor store

Best odds in that short a timeframe is betting the top line in roulette. Pays out 6:1 for a 13.5% chance of winning.

You need to own some FDV

GOLDEN BULLRUN (ticker: $GOLD)
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This is Europe, most of it is cashless.
Its basically not going to happen unless you have the credit rating/income to get a loan (and don't mind gutting said credit rating). If you do go that route, go all in. Get as much credit as you can. After you max out personal loans and credit cards for your immediate needs, see if you can register a company and get some business loans. Push all the money you can from that into crypto, look into the required OPSEC to keep said crypto from law enforcement and buckle down for the consequences. Depending on your country you might look into debt resettlement after you get out of prison so you don't have to repay anything.
Other than that there's just shitcoin gambling, or as other anons mention, kneepads. Which also only really works if you're a lanky, slim young guy and if you're a woman get the fuck out of here right now.

If you want to 10x in a month, you need to gamble. High risk, high reward. Sorry but thats the only way to make money fast (or losing fast)

rob a gold exchange?

so it's over

You dont even know where he is from retard

It would be 2.5k for my eurooor shithole

taxes on gains

Fuck, I hate the government so much.
In some countries like germany you even have to pay taxes on "virtual" gains from accumulative ETFs you own (but haven't sold yet).

i hope you get deported stupid brown

my >MY country

Go back to India you street shitting jeet. America will never be your country.

I take it they also rebate you for virtual losses? Right?

$ELONIA on Sol

Worst possible portfolio

OP who do u owe money? Criminals? Then either leave the country or try to get a loan. Lie to the bank and say youre buying a car or some shit

You could also gamble, margin long or short at high leverage. Or try to pick the new memecoin of the month and buy it