/smg/ stock market general

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

TESLER

SAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE SPY

Yea... I like bull girl more.

OKLO gonna dump
Your thots?

She's a bull, tho. She's got a cock.

David SOXL 52, here we come!

Kek, get out of here you!

even better

buy nvidia buy nvidia buy nvidia buy nvidia buy nvidia buy nvidia buy nvidia buy nvidia

Tariffs lowered and they just made a deal with Saudi Arabia.

Stocks going up

What are all the europeans, turd worlders, & progressives desperately hoping the American economy was about to collapse going to do now?
Go back to spamming "Xi does nothing & wins" endlessly like good NPC robots? Lol lmao.

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He cucking out on tariffs is good for the market.

Balls of steel.

Xi did nothing and won.

Other countries now:

Oh look, the Stockmarket is up again. He's trying to pressure us to shitty deals. Hahaha, what if we don't agree?

I think I'll gamble on a lil SOXS into close

It's pretty funny when you really think about it.

Trump's a cuck and the market knows it. Market is basically expecting everything to revert to status quo.

what is the saudi deal supposed to be btw

And he can blame the globalists (like he did)

Look, I tried, but they crashed the stockmarket

About that taxbill, yeah, without the revenue that I wanted to generate with tariffs I'm sorry but, uh, I guess you fell for it

Any of you guys noticed thru all this how significant mexico and canada tariffs were already in effect

Implying non-retarded Europeans aren’t heavily invested in the US economy.

Trump is not a cuck. We already brought back all the manufacturing and the economy is Great again, boss.

this. I am an eu cuck but 70% of my net worth is in the sp500.

Sour grapes over missing the bottom, sad!

But they weren't becuase of NAFTA, it was only non nafta items. So I actually have zero clue what that clusterfuck averaged out to in the end. Whole thing was opaque as hell.

Oh yeah i forggot the manufacturing. he hasnt mention that in a while uh.

Your wife's boyfriend lets you fuck her once and you think you're no longer a cuck?

If he's a cuck then why tariff REPRIEVE and not walk back all the way?

I have a clue. It's a little under half of imports that are USMCA-compliant. So it's like maybe a 15% effective rate. You could've looked it up.

We're doing the single omnibus bill. It's going to have entitlement cuts, tax cuts, spending cuts, regulation cuts, codify the tariffs into law, remove the illegals, and so much other shit in there we'll have to sign it to find out the whole fucking thing boss.

Making bigass GPU farms in 9000° deserts or something.

Half of 25 is like 15

OK retard. Try to throw more likes in next time so I KNOW you are a fag.

The less water, the easier to get the oil out.

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USMCA-compliant imports are exempt from tariffs.

this kek

*USMCA

I thought this AI shit was supposed to be woke as fuck, why is it draining the water away from the places that needs it most boss?

something something AI
just buy that's what it means

I wonder how chinese deal with cooling

I did a bunch of papers on Nafta in college and haven't kept up. Thank you for correcting me.

He inherited the richest, most powerful country on earth and had to kowtow to #2, that makes him a cuck. Literally backed off on the original "reciprocal" tariffs after ONE day and now he's backed off on china as well. They even have a term for Trump tendency towards cucking, it's called the "Trump put".

europeans & turd worlders aren't different categories

no problem

PLTR is not the next NVDA, sorry reddit

lmao I was hoping someone would make this soon

This is literally fake news
Data centers are not like agriculture or industry enterprises
Data center cooling happens is a
CLOSED LOOP
I don't know who is spreading and benefiting from this "Da Internet is sucking up muh water" scaremongering bullshit, but it is absolute bollocks.

500+ PE Ratio

PLNTR is not the next anything, maybe the next enron or cisco

I bought 300k at IPO for 10.10, made 10k and sold. Last I saw it was 40, some Anon said it was 118 yesterday and that killed me inside. I fucking knew! It just had such a bad start as it crashed 30% the first two weeks.

kek

you'll be seething about it in the future just like over tesla. others will be making money. crazy to think that not long ago this was a $50 stock

US Commerce Department: Using Huawei Ascend chips violates US controls.

It's something for the hippie type dems to fret about, they feel bad about we live in a society and it comes out like this. In other words it is simply the newspaper who's making money

I reall wonder how they are gonna tackle this in the chinese negotiations.
90 days to go

on v shape recovery:

in 2020, shit&piss had it's first pullback after breaking its 200d SMA ~8% above the price it broke.
however, the recovery was was more volatile and it took 46 days to break 200d.
the recovery we are seeing now has been much smoother. it has only taken 24 days to break 200d
SMA.
we are currently ~3% above the 200d

anons, will we see a red day before a new ATH, which is only 4% above where we are now

(6.5% above 200d)?

disclaimer: I do not understand TA whatsoever, I have just compared the two v shape recoveries as a layman.
based on the nature of the different causes of the downturns, I think maybe so

what do *you* think anon?

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Is it safe to say that bonds no longer act as a hedge to an equity portfolio?
Gold had an entire bull run during the tariff bear market

Normally wouldn't care about political slop but those faggots spammed the genny for weeks. Glad they ate shit

MICROSOFT TO LAYOFF 1,985 WORKERS AT REDMOND - WARN NOTICE

what do *you* think anon?

DONT FORGET TO SAY THANK YOU

i have a feeling that a lot of the ancient data is no longer valid. see in recent years it has became way easier to participate in the markets for everyone. thats why the dumps don't last long anymore. its not that long ago most people wouldn't even have thought about investing but now all kinds of accessible stuff is available everywhere and even promoted more than ever

Thoughts on NGG as an earnings play?

National Grid being a utility company in gas/electric and costs have risen where I am at substantially. They pretty much have a monopoly on many states in the Northeast. Up YTD and down on the week, earnings this Thursday

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Is MRK a buy at this price? Realistically, how much more of a beating can it take now that tariffs are winding down? Is Trump's executive order REALLY that big of a deal?

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I don't bieve retail is that impactful

train the AI & LLMs to do the software jobs

surprisedpikachu when your 300k do nothing job just gets taken over by the machines and outsourced to pajeets

3T valuation breached again
Ah geeze sorry it’s just I’m not gonna pay is all

Bro what the fuck did I do to ruin my life yet again fuck me inside my dumb asshole. I hate it when I get fixated on stuff and miss out on easily thousands of dollars of gains.

This is what I was trying to tell people all year that we aren't in a TRUE recession and this can all blow up fast enough to make your head spin and it even surprised me. I made only 40% this year when you take all the ridiculous dips that is actually pathetic. I bought TSLA for 28% of that but then switched to BABA and while its been decent its just not what I want I want to buy calls last fucking Friday and make 1500% GAINS dude I am so frustrated its making me sick.

Europeans are bitches though for sure I am mad they got defense stocks so it makes their markets look good, government pumps.

Hims bros, let's fucking go

big boys also have fancier toys than ever

Brent is trading at 67
Oil is back to normal

further CPI readings won't be as good as these ones thanks to an increase in energy costs

honestly never understood automation programmers and advocates. they always ignore all the negative impact of it

crazy its still going

Biden's stock market is unstoppable

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so every day goes up 10% because...?

higher productivity is always a good thing, everyone is better off in the long run (even if some people have to suffer in the short term).

90% of people were farmers just a century ago

ancient data

dumps dont last long

I dont mean to be snarky, but it was only 5 years ago. Also, 2022
bear market lasted 201 days from top to bottom.

I feel like there is similarity between 2020 and now, especially
considering that both mega dumps were both of ((artificial))
cause.
Surely we can compare the specifics a least a bit?

actually it's Trump's market now, he said it

weird possible insider has not sold calls yet

hold your nerve pendejos

because the tariff crash was man made and not based on deteriorating fundamentals

we're simply going back to normal

Nobody thought Trump would cuck out THIS hard. With that I mean to 10%. People also didn't think he'd go so high, but he folded in a week. If we factor in the leak on monday, that was totally intentional, only a weekend.

Yes how unusual people who make money keep making money. What a retarded post.

6 million

i see what he did there

What is wrong with too late Powell?

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he is right tho

It could just be one of you retards gambling but there are a lot of huge out of the market moves recently, I reckon I would sell a x12 pump personally

Very bullish on united health.
Opinion ? It’s probably gonna test the $300 resistance dip under and go over waiting a week before making call

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yeah i guess but might still be a false alarm and the dump was there as people got spooked but things turned out not as catastrophic as feared in the end

Bro what the fuck did I do to ruin my life yet again fuck me inside my dumb asshole. I hate it when I get fixated on stuff and miss out on easily thousands of dollars of gains.

If there is one thing I have learned in life being a man is that overthinking is literally for faggots. You aren't meant to know everything perfectly, you just need to act. There is no reward in risk avoidance but there is reward with taking risk.

overthink stock market, miss out on money

overthink women, miss out on pussy

overthink living, miss out on life

The world really is one dumb big play where life rewards you simply for acting a part and not thinking it.

exactly, life is all about not being in your comfort zone
people who stay in their comfort zone get depressed

why rush when you are plenty in green already

The guy who asked me for change earlier was acting a part and not thinking it

OpenAI to announce Stargate data center in UAE. OpenAI deal could be announced as early as this week

I do genuinely think that neuroticism is always bad for individuals but as a group you need people who are neurotic, sort of the opposite of agreeableness in the OCEAN traits

Well, even there, he cucked, BUT there's still 30% tariffs now, on top of 10% on the entire planet and a few extras. Which only a month ago would've been enough to completely spook the markets.
Yet here we are, reaching ATH by the next two days.

I am heavilly invested into every of the 51 united states including Japan and South Korea while excluding Puerto Rico

That's 52
Puerto Rico is not a state

Everyone's favorite flaneur has written that people tend to avoid risk or try to pin down a certain number, when what you want to do is try to ensure the outcome is fine regardless of the number. Granted this idea is half of the way to just being a word game but still it's helpful sometimes.

You are missing the point, you could choose to act as a beggar in life or you could choose to act like a king. Your attitude does carry into how you do things. It's why we see throughout history some hobos who have lived like kings and some kings who have lived their life like beggers. Somehow, in this weird quasi simulation of a reality the energy you put out correlates with the energy you get in return. People who are public lolcows aren't lolcows because they were born ones but choose to be.

Inflation breakdown
Gas prices led the "decline" in inflation but they're recovering along with the rest of the risk on trade

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XHLD bros...

damn my SOXS gamble isn't working, I've lost $10

scalped some puts for a 4% gain

Well, while the movement is normal, US10Y is now back at 4.5%, when it made everyone spook.

my cfd is doing great

who here is slurping up unitedhealth? if so why?

yields are now perfectly coorelated to equities

ah fuck i remember posting about this months ago but sold my bags two months ago. god damn it

swingerbros, I sold the GOOGL I bought for 148 at 160
whats our next move?

I bought two (2) shares simply because it dipped so much off the news of removing guidance. It’s at a 52week low not sure how much more room it has to fall

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how about plug?

Bought a LEAPS. We'll see how this goes.

he didn't buy the eurodef dip yesterday before the meme deal fails on thursday

perhaps there is time, haven't checked my possy

I screamed this from the rooftops. It's insane how many bears didn't get it.

5k for 1 (one) deep ITM leap

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I don't like that reasoning. 2008 was manmade as well.

I will wait until it shows some signs of life before slurping. I bought the dip after the Luigi shooting, and it paid off, but the company looks too messy right now.

bears have been begging for a recession since 2022

US COMMERCE DEPARTMENT RESCINDS BIDEN-ERA AI DIFFUSION RULE

SOXL SISSIES WE WON

swingerbros

Is swinging really an /smg/ thing now?Along with sister fucking? We just take turns with each other's sister wives? I'm cool with the sister stuff but I don't know if I can condone /smg/ swinging...

2008 happened because of high household leverage in the housing market
2025 happened because an orange dude said something

it gets replaced with something new

Does no one remember when he literally shilled the company workhorse and posted their ticker on his tweeter telling people to buy when he was president? Why is any of this now shocking?

Shhhhh, let me hit my targets first.
Honestly this SOXL run is kind of frying my brain. I figure this is what cocain addicts feel like.

in 2020, shit&piss had it's first pullback after breaking its 200d SMA ~8% above the price it broke.

however, the recovery was was more volatile and it took 46 days to break 200d.

the recovery we are seeing now has been much smoother. it has only taken 24 days to break 200d

SMA.

we are currently ~3% above the 200d

>anons, will we see a red day before a new ATH, which is only 4% above where we are now

>(6.5% above 200d)?

disclaimer: I do not understand TA whatsoever, I have just compared the two v shape recoveries as a layman.

based on the nature of the different causes of the downturns, I think maybe so

it's pretty obvious
the 2025 drop was cause by tariffs
then trump announced a 90 day pause and the markets went up
then he announced a 90 day pause for china, which was the last holdout, and markets went up even more
There is no other analysis here. The market going down, and then up, was caused by 1 man making a decision and then reversing it.

it isn't shocking
it's free money to just assume blumpff will cave on everything he says

fucking crazy shit, nearly back to all time high after a $60k drawdown in two months, hope you boys are doing well. bull summer, we're going way way higher

There is some slight of hand here in that a 10% tariff on most imports is insane and would tank the market if he just did that without the flourishes

can someone explain this for a common man like me?

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I mean its all markets so it's all man made, but this was litterally a single man making it. 2008 was made by men, millions of men.

How dumb would it be to go all in on soxl at this point

dollar, yields and US equities all move in the same direction which means the entire credibility of the US is the thing being priced in

basically trust in the US government is falling. the reason these were tied closely was fed reserve independence. trump keeps yammering about powell’s decisions and may move to replace him with someone who will cut rates

I've met homeless guys who thought they were kings as well, didn't help them.
Of course having the right attitude can help but you are born ugly or beautiful, smart or stupid, athletic or clumsy, charismatic or autistic. Potential can be squandered but it can't be gained. Hard work only beats talent if talent doesn't work hard. An attitude or hard work only helps if you have potential you aren't making the most of, through laziness or lack of confidence for example. But it won't work for everyone, we can't all be rich.

can someone do something to tsla so my 230 puts expiring friday somehow get saved? thanks

tfw I'm a eurofag and I can't invest in sexy leveraged etfs

Don’t forget about high frequency trading, hedge fund, big banks and retail

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But yields rise when people sell bonds, which also lowers the dollar (selling bonds is selling dollars). This doesn't make sense.

you can, most euro brokers have US LETFS like SPXL, TQQQ and SOXL

just sell the puts mate. i’ve been in the same situation. either tsla crashes tomorrow and you’re still not saved or the puts lose even more value.
tempted to dump all my TSLZ at a loss and move it into TSLS because at least that won’t decay from volatility

Is MRK a buy at this price? Realistically, how much more of a beating can it take now that tariffs are winding down? Is Trump's executive order REALLY that big of a deal?

it's been crashing hard since june 2024.
And with RFK in office with HHS, I think its pain will only continue
Though I do think it will recover at some point.
I'd wait for it actually start to recover. Don't bet against momentum. Unless you think you can time it perfectly, and call the bottom right as it's happening. Don't catch a falling knife and all that
though looking at it, it is an interesting opportunity. I'd buy it (once it stops falling).

Following the leader, not the millions of house defaulters. Again, yes it is a market.

Kinda dumb but it'll likely work out fine

He doesn’t plow the easy mentally ill polyamorous Sloots

NGMI

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threw a cheeky 1500 at it

Man made crashes have real world consequences too. We're going to be paying higher interest rates on our debt even if all the tariffs are rolled back because of loss of faith in the stability of US institutions.

Just focus on ruling the country and stop worrying about the stock market (and your billionaire hedge fund friends)

alright but what does it mean if people lose trust in the government?

Well yeah but that's a more long term view of the consequences
recessions are caused by something big breaking in the short term

There is literally a company called Wisdomtree that does EUR leveraged ETF. Amundi also has some. You live in belgium or some other specific country that does not allow it.

he won't
he's not working to advance the interests of the average american
the US government can't leverage as much therefor lower gov spending therefor smaller economy therefor Europe and China win

need to switch to a broker where I can actually do that, euretard here

In the UK we have leveraged ETFs but our market closes like 2 hours after the US market opens so you miss most of the big intraday moves. Also the liquidity is shit. We can't trade US ETFs due to regulations although I don't know what specifically is lacking.

I mean, isnt South Korea an island of sorts? And i was excluding Puerto Rico

I'd wait for it actually start to recover. Don't bet against momentum.

Yeah, that's what I ended up deciding. Like with UNH, I'll hold off until I see some life. I'm a retard who talk profit on shit before the REAL pump.
Bought some GOOG and am going to wait until things calm down tomorrow to see what my next moves should be. I was interested in getting back into SNOW.

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it is basically an island
just saying that puerto rico wasn't a state in the first place so no need to exclude rhem

There is some slight of hand here in that a 10% tariff on most imports is insane and would tank the market if he just did that without the flourishes

I think you're right about that
but also trump unleashing the american economy (with domestic policy) will cancel out the retardation on trade policy
from that point of view, he is better than biden for the economy
would just be nice to have those good parts, without the foreign policy retardation

i know you fucking retard
i didn't ask why there is a vshape recovery
if you actually look they are quite different, as I explained

i was asking if anyone wanted to share their insight into what the next
week or so will look like

whether we hit ATH w/o red

whether we pull back first

does the bull run continue far beyond jan/feb highs?

reading the fucking question smart arse

People tend to invest in risk-off US securities (stocks, bonds, etc) when there's more risk in the markets (inflation rises, economies cooling down, pandemic) because the US is THE financial superpower of the world and is almost guaranteed to keep your money safe, especially in treasuries aka US government debt because you can trust the US to pay the interest on its debt 150% of the time.
So bonds get issued for let's $100, and the interest rate on that is 5%, which will get paid in 10 years, you buy it, and in 10 years, you'll receive $5.
When someone wants to buy that bond, demand increases, so the price of the bond itself increases and it goes to $110, but you'll still receive $5 at the end of the line and that means the yield on it decreases to 4,5454..%, because 5/110 < 5/100.
This works the other way around as well. It demand drops, so the price of the bond drops to $90, and the yield is 5,55%.
So the surprising thing in the graph is that treasuries usually go in tandem with the dollar, because people flock to it in times of stress and buy things in other currencies when there's little stress. Now, though, the dollar is dropping, but yields are staying at the same level, maybe even somewhat elevated, which indicates that people, institutions, etc. are selling dollar assets, and thus, the yield stays the same even though the market might be rising.
This is worrying because, as we saw yesterday, when the market pumps, people STILL sell treasuries to buy equities and that means yields might keep rising even though the stock market is up as well, which in turn will be a shit sandwich for Scotty B when he has to refinance 7 trillion dollars in debt this summer. (He prefers to get the 10y below 4% and the 30y below 4,5%)

It´s actually quite sad anon, light doesnt shine in north korea

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the next week or so will be green
the market will be in a good mood until bad macro data comes out

Hmm, weird. I could I think on Trade Republic. On most brokers, (recently did that again on Tickmill (is UK I think)) you have to sign a "Form W-8 BEN", but then you can trade US stocks and derivatives (stock-cfd)

Based

north korea is a medieval feudal state with nukes
yeah it's pretty fucking sad

The short term impact is the complete stalling of capex investment and disruption to the global supply chain because nobody can plan a few months into the future. We got lucky in a sense, that we already learned from covid in managing some of this. Even if we don't get a full on recession, there is a hit to growth.

I can just buy calls and print that way so no biggie

must fucking suck to be 110iq
i really do see you there seething, pretending you possess some
significant level of intelligence.
keep larping nigger

agree

yep bears tend to lose

I can trade stocks and CFDs (probably even US ETF CFDs) but I tried a few brokers and none have US ETFs available for ownership.

and that's a good thing
dip buyers always win regardless of the trend

Wait, I just realized I'm an even bigger moron than I thought. I figured oil had hit its bottom, so I bought CVX last week. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I BUY UCO INSTEAD? I TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS THING

this is retarded

first time in years

yeah, 3 years.
and last time, the divergence was a lot more significant.
nothingburger
nothing ever happens

tariff rugpull

all those months of panic buying shit to preemptively avoid tarriffs

I predict we are in for a pretty good q2

exactly
the exact same thing happened in 2022 when no one was bitching about the credibility of the US

My dumbass held MSTU since the last BTC ATH, should I get rid of this trash now and take a 50% loss?

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Uh... My man
You put your question in the quotes >
That's not a fancy stylized type font to put emphasis on your text, that means, on this website, that it's explicitly not your post
So I just ignored it, thinking you were quoting someone else and that the text without the > was your post. I responded to that part.
That is how this website works.
Next time, learn how to use the website correctly and there won't be any confusion.

>whether we hit ATH w/o red

>whether we pull back first

>does the bull run continue far beyond jan/feb highs?

As far as this goes, the market will go down at some point before hitting a new ATH
Trump has run out of policies to reverse on, so the market can't just keep going up up up. That was why it kept going up. Trump kept announcing good news (which was just him reversing the tariff policies)
It must have a down day or a down week at some point. And I don't predict it will go so high that we hit a new ATH before then.

It's over.

the market can't just keep going up up up

Yes it can

what are you even trying to say my dude?
I can tell you're... trying to disagree with me. Are you okay? Do you need a break?
It's okay. Daddy is here. Daddy will take care of you.

q2 will show an insane decrease in imports and therefor increase in GDP

Trump will then gloat about this and beg Powell to cut rates

I mean do you have a choice? Is 3 months only. Either you stock up or risk have no product if the negotaitions fail.
People ddont trust the deals.

what happened?

the market can't just keep going up up up.

Hmm, that is weird. Can't help there, sorry. But are there no GBP US ETF? I mean, even the US ETF that are in the EU are domiciled in Ireland or Luxembourg. And Wisdomtree is a UK company iirc, so I'd assume if they offered a GBP SP500 it'd be in the UK and thus no tax to the US.

markets can go up for years before they go down since they effectively just track down the money supply

if you think the greasy slobs running the data center are spilling a shitload of water on a daily basis...or getting their fat fucking asses out of their desk when a leak happens, I have news for you

REDDIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

Yes it can

No, not really. It can go up (long term), but it can't literally go up every single day into infinity
And it can't have positive weeks, every single week, up into infinity

Most people will panic buy for this china break.
He also lowered the minmis to 50% for china so people will import more this quarter.

I don't bieve retail is that impactful

Based on what? Retail owns 40% of the market.

I tend to agree with him that 2020 is ancient because markets have behaved differently, albeit it started earlier, the amount of concentration into 7 companies is... well I won't say unprecedented because it definitely happened before but combined with the rise of crypto and the persistence of meme stocks, the unprecedented money printing, the everything bubble... historical data might not correlate much past 2021ish.

Yeah I have access to a lot of US focused ETFs, hedged and unhedged, but not SOXL, TQQQ, VOO, etc. Only the EU domiciled ones that close 2 hours into the US session.

Problem is most companies overstocked in q1

markets can go up for years before they go down since they effectively just track down the money supply

Sure, they can go up for years at a time
But not every day is an up day, and not every week is an up week
And even after a few up years in a row, EVENTUALLY it will have a down year.
This is a fact. Markets cannot just keep going up monotonically with no pause at all.
This is a fact.

looks like a closing pump to me

ASMB ever pumping

you're safe

i just got fucked
thanks daddy

I fucking hate BRK.B I'd be underperforming the market if it wasn't for NVDA pumping

Are you fucking serious? I JUST BOUGHT

No problem. It was good for me too.

absolutely. I did the same with holding MSTZ past the trump cuck event

what's his only fans?

One thing this whole ordeal has taught me is that the market is insane, and it currently just wants to keep pumping. Less bad news = ATH. Economic drag from tariffs, no big deal. Tesla experiencing 20% drop in car sales, 10% bump in stock price.

You cant make the stock market go down with bad news if all the participants just want it to pump.

Are you fucking serious? I JUST BOUGHT

what did you buy, anon?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

This time is small business turn.

Fundamentals have to change for the market to meaningfully go down
And by that I mean people have to go broke

+1.2% had some good spy calls
Holding a 590c for tomorrow too

Frog here. I trade LQQ, a 2x NASDAQ-100 ETF, in my PEA though. I don't get any taxation when trading in that envelope, whatever I do. Only when I pull the money out of the envelope, 17% goes to the state. Fuckers. But that's still a good envelope.
The best part is how that envelope is supposed to only allow EU companies, but thanks to the magic of synthetic ETF replication, I can put the whole world in there. God bless Amundi.

Today: +0.82%
This Week: +0.81%
This Month: +1.01%
This Year: -42.92%

I'm above -43% for the first time, we livin'

unrealized lose of 45%

Unless people feel pain. It wont go down

+0.93%
not bad

What's? Over.

It's probably gonna go down again when Buffett actually leaves lol. It already tanked over two things that should have been priced in (company sitting on cash posting low profits and 94 yo man announcing his upcoming retirement). Imagine if he dies? It would be a heavy bag.

he didn't believe

Can anyone explain why Tesla (a car company) has a PE ratio of almost 200?

+2.33%

obviously they make the best cars money can buy

+5.9%
sold some stock near end of market hours.

Now let's see what the Jews were doing in the dark pools today

Up .8% today, 9.2% y/y

Up 0.78% could be worse
Hail NVDA
Got fucked by BRK.B but NVDA and GOOG pushed me above SPY

10% bump

It's up 35%

Today was great, not good, great. up about $8k on Archer, NBIS, PLTR, LUNR - Thanks trump

They dont have chinese competition on the states.

It is effectively the Elon Musk ETF rather than simply an electric car compamy

today: 11.4%
ytd: 62.2%

i bought the early april dip and im better than all of you.

CAPTCHA: M0GGGN

China attacks the UK trade deal with the US - FT

I am blessed today

Up 5% today

unrealized lose of 45%

junior minors? right?

My first real profit since I started trading around Liberation day nonsense. I bought NVDA at open and made 20 dollars. Though I'm terrified of going to sleep green and waking up red so I sold. I'll just buy it again if it's still pumping

these niggers have been dumping right before close almost every single day

Lyxor is better. (jk)

you're like my twin
libration day fucked me in the ass

Nope. PLTR & SMCI short

Can anyone explain why Tesla (a car company) has a PE ratio of almost 200?

don't worry about it!
just keep buying lmao
yeah, that's why I can't buy tesla or palantir
the PE ratios are just insane

Well, they fusioned. Which kinda sucks, for competition.

you are born stupid

not retarted, but I was born stupid and through dedicated effort, and lots of time, I am still stupid, so I can be proud of my achievement at least.

for me, liberation day pumped my bearshit, but I didn’t sell before trump cucked out on tariffs. -81% YTD

I know, was just joking.

+5.03% today, +4.03% yesterday. Sitting back if it's another 10-day rally, adding if not

Slurped some at the end of the day

Does anyone know if Retirement accounts changes get settled right before close?

pay yor fook'n taxes man

Just GOOG. It's obviously not tanking or anything, but it just really fucking annoys me to see even a tiny bit of red after sitting out the whole day.

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China attacks UK trade deal with US - FT
China has criticised a trade deal between the UK and US that could be used to squeeze Chinese products out of British supply chains, complicating London’s efforts to rebuild relations with Beijing.
When asked about the deal, Beijing said it was a “basic principle” that agreements between countries should not target other nations.

what kind of changes?

which is ready to blossom?

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yeah he's delulu
there's no reason to cut rates

I think buying this before earnings is a mistake.
dropping guidance for the entire year does not seem like the bargain some people think it is

Stocks Erase 2025 Drop as Nvidia Drives Tech Rally - US Market Wrap

A rally in the world's largest technology companies erased the stock market's year-end losses on bets that tensions over Trump's trade war are easing, with inflation data showing limited impacts so far.

Equities rose to their highest level since February, when the S&P 500 reached an all-time high. The gauge was up nearly 1%, with chipmakers leading the charge after Nvidia and Advanced Micro Devices announced that they would supply semiconductors to Saudi firm Humain for a massive data-center project. Treasuries lost ground on speculation that the Federal Reserve will remain on hold as it assesses the potential impact of tariffs. The dollar fell.

Trade tensions have eased, and earnings have been surprisingly positive, sparking optimism after a period of doubt about Corporate America's ability to meet high profit expectations. The stock market is "gonna go a lot higher," Trump said, citing a "explosion of investment and jobs" as Saudi Arabia commits to investing $1 trillion in the United States.

The Trump administration intends to overhaul regulations governing the export of semiconductors used in artificial intelligence, abandoning a Biden-era approach that had sparked strong opposition from America's allies. The United States is also considering a deal that would allow the United Arab Emirates to import more than a million advanced Nvidia chips, according to people familiar with the matter.

Gamestop doesn't do forward guidance and they avoided bankruptcy

Starting to get anti-adblock popups on Youtube that last for a second and then disappear. Bullish for GOOG?

move to germany

pop out a bunch of kids

never work again

why aren't people doing this?

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they literally are

1,655 euros a month for no kids?
is this for healthy families? You'd get nowhere near this in america

Equities rose to their highest level since February, when the S&P 500 reached an all-time high.

What a very confusing factually correct but dishonest sentence.

genuinely what's the unleashing domestic policy unrelated to trade? I've only really seen the coal meme shit to own the libs

Lesbian Dorthy sexo

yet still only migrants from poor countries have them. people must love wageslaving

5.15%

Europe has a much larger and stronger welfare system

archive.md/ULLGb
Ignore MSM
Decry TDS wherever you see it.
JUst follow the graphs

except the poor soviet countries

having kids is an incovinience for native germans
You have to give up a lot of fun activities if you want to have them

yeah sure, you can be well off, just nevermind your own children will be miserable pieces of shit on account of your choices

the actual joke is that this more than some get for working 40 hours per week.

allowance and payment levels depend on various factors and may be higher or lower than the values shown in the chart

It's doubly misleading because the dollar has lost a lot of value. The Vanguard SPY ETF on the FTSE is still 10% down from the high point in February

when people say "Europe" what they mean is western europe (with the usual exceptions of Ireland and Portugal which are western europe but not really)

+10.82%
Would have been over 50% if I wasn’t in a meeting and sold my SPY 588C
I might just quit my job desu

USCBP releases changes to reciprocal tariffs on China.
Imports from China to be subject to a 10% tariff (as expected)

see

bullish for energy stocks

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PIGS hasn't been a thing for a while, Ireland is doing well from being a tax haven and fucking everyone else in Europe over. Portugal is only somewhat close to being southern Europe'd

I would like to thank the anon responsible for me buying

HNRG at 11

: )

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From what irish anons say the prosperity exists only in indicators like GDP, life for the average irishman hasn't changed much (other than housing)
but i'm american so idk how true this is

do we not have 24h trading on weekdays anymore? i like looking at the ah graphs sometimes but they have started saying closed lately

Sex with Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!

I can't believe someone actually buys all my sells and sells all my buys. it could all be the same person too, this winning man may even be in the thread with us. if i ever get my hands on him theres going to be trouble i tell you that for free

How true is this?

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the cost of living if you don't work for apple or google is ridiculous tbf. i turned down a 40k euro job in dublin last month because looking into it, it's just not enough to live on without a ridiculous like 90minute commute from some shithole every day

Eggs are down 10% this month, the first decrease since october. Why did you doubt daddy trump?

One day he disappeared from v. Another one bit the dust.

I like to think it's becuase he knocked up a very stinky Japanese oatuko.

Umm just feed them beer in a baby bottle at Oktoberfest. Pretty sure that's the only fun event Germany has to offer and that beers is legal for kids there as long as you turn in the bottles afterwards.

like is that what we see when we see market sell offs during last 30 minutes, just orders piled up from retail retirement accounts getting executed at end of day.

Nope. PLTR

just buy the dip and sell the rip, how can anyone lose money on PLTR? Its meme energy. I bought it just to sell a call as soon as it dips a bit I am buying again.

Kek, high iq pic and comment.

8.4%.
24.8% this week
39.7% this month

kek

genuinely what's the unleashing domestic policy unrelated to trade? I've only really seen the coal meme shit to own the libs

tax cuts in general, drill baby drill, including accessing the resources in alaska that people have been talking about for decades, regulation in general
Just think of trump term 1.

retail retirement accounts getting executed at end of day.

the only things that drags on my IRA is clearing expired options and selling treasure ETF. buying and selling regular stonks is fast for market orders, if you have strict limits you can open buy/sell positions waiting or getting cancelled if day only.

that is exactly what is going to happen
And isn't that great news? We've been told those socialist countries can afford more expensive healthcare. Great!
Now we can stop subsidizing them.

Portugal definhou — foi o estertor do cisne, o suspiro final de um império em ruínas. Hoje, rastejam pelos interstícios do que resta baratas vindas do Indo e do Panjabe, bestas laboriosas que servem os derradeiros lusos: velhos vampiros decrépitos, parasitas senis, que, como Cucos-canoros, aves degeneradas, lançaram seus próprios filhos ao exílio, como se fossem despojos de um útero podre.

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i wasnt sure how that worked and if it was related to the end of day volumes people notice. Just a plain ol retailfag here.

pricing the same product differently in different countries has to be the most jewish thing ever

easy solution to all of this. Sell , market , and get approvals for different formulations of the same drug in different countries. When US gov asks what is the cheapest price say that its only sold in the united states so any price is the cheapest price.
Simple as.

Bürgergeld

And where do we find this dark pool Jew data? Pls

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Nvm, I am rarted
I thought they reported at end of day so we see their trades in AH but I was wrong
Dark pool trades have to be reported within 10 seconds, the only private thing is who traded

Name some of your positive trades bro, I always see you reeeeee'ing after playing yourself.

Can I make anchor babies in Germany?

It's the same in Finland
This is why I keep telling people that the unironically the best financial decision they can make is to pump out 7 kids and just live a life like humans would. Don't worry about it!

good luck finding someone willing to do that in the sea of strong independent womyn

I get what you mean, but also I'm part of the problem to be honest.

I assume putting them in Malaysia

5 instead of 6 dollars

Thanks. At least isna good sign

Data centers are not like agriculture or industry enterprises

Data center cooling happens is a

CLOSED LOOP

You don't see how that's precisely the problem? With agriculture the water cycle is unimpeded. When you take thousands of gallons and put it into a closed loop, it impedes the water cycle. Then you have water mixed with anticorrosion agents inside the loop which can't just be drained outside, and the coolant needs to be changed intermittently. Fuck you people piss me off. Build an open loop computer and tell me if you'd drink that coolant after.
You sound like one of the woke climate activists who claim that somehow cows waste water.

Retard.

“I think [the stock] makes ... new all-time highs because there's only one chip in the world fueling the AI revolution, and that's led by [the] godfather of AI, Jensen, and Nvidia,” Ives said.

nvidia bros can't stop winning