/smg/ - Stock Market General

My friend just asked me for some stock tips because he sold last week after getting spooked out of the market by journalists and europeans that convinced him we were going to have bread lines in a fortnight. How do I explain to him that he missed the generational bottom?

STOP FUCKING PUMPING

total value of us imports: $3,3 trillion

le heckin deal xd UK imports: $5 billion

0,15% of total US imports

Holy shit what a deal we're saved, absolutely saved.
The ABSOLUTE genius of this man, KNEEL TDS NIGGERS. KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL

He said to buy. How long will we buy. Is it too late already

sold my calls way too early for a measley 12.5% profit when I could have tripled my money, goddamn

The actual bottom was before Trump announced the delay to the tariffs, it wasn't that bad a week ago.

losing faith in these $200 june puts on TSLA

Why does it look like it's slowing down?

SP500 +2% tomorrow. EXIT BEAR!

What do anons? Last time it rallied 10%.

because its lunch time, can't trade on an empty stomach anon!

profit taking. how greedy is too greedy

SERS DO THE NEEDFUL
MY PUTS ARE REDEEMING AAAAAAA

WOW what a deal

but the second one was too big to rig

kek

the classic donny pump and dump

realistically income taxes get abolished next month right?

Lol
Lmao

YOU BETTER GO OUT AND BUY STOCK NOW!!

Bullish. Looking forward a deal with Mozambique to pump harder

Well I'm not buying. He's literally a Nazi and I will NOT support this Hitler.

buy

wait...why did i buy?

This market is funny

Seriously good job to crypto owners but what the fuck? I just built my account back up from the ashes do I really risk it all on MSTR options? Maybe if I just do stock.

they can't just tax everyone with huge tariffs but not do that right? Donny said the tariffs + spending cuts would mean they get rid of income tax..

Ohh shet. Is IBM going to be contracted to work on the new air traffic control system? Trump just brought them up

I was taking a shit

Trump came out and tell everyone to buy

what does he mean buy this?

Well once I heard "UK" I thought uh oh that seems like Sell The News to me. This deal looks all right and maybe will lead to something good?

yep he might have been right about everything but this is not moral

currently looking at closing my MSTY position and trading options on MSTR myself.

no, it means not defaulting on debt

whats the verdict on the trade deal? what are we thinking

exactly. hate facts will not change my mind. DONT BUY

UK getting cucked like the little turbobitch vassal the are

Holy heck do I love you Tempus AI I am sad I only got stock but knew you were for real, I can put my LWC into your gigantic MILF ass it feels so warm and wet.

4 weeks
We had a surplus with them
5b only
10% still in.
Other countries deals look fucking imposible at this time.

reddit is buying PLTR at 517 P/E again

I will continue to sit on the soxl I bought the first time he said to buy

so tempting to short. but i've underestimated retard pumps before

They're literally going to raise income tax on high earning occupations and not pass the savings onto (you) but to offset corporate/taxes that affect wealthy who don't really earn from salaries

the deal is very good for us. UK is basically a vassal state

Man imagine the pump when they announce Cambodja, Thailand and Lesotho

how the turned have tables

how is it good for the US??? it's literally a nothing burger except the 10% tariff that has already been there.

BREAKING: Trump has said: You better go out and buy stocks now

Which stocks should I be buying?

I say friday/ monday is a good time.
This is the "BIGGEST NEWS EVER" and was a nothing burger. Once the market realize that which will take days they will dump because i doubt the admin has any other good news unless china talks go well.

Yields up

also true

if he wants the US to have a big piece of the chip market, that means big tariffs on Taiwan and China.
if he wants supply lines to be safe in terms of national security, that means sales restrictions on chips/technology/design to China.

Go long intc, go long arm, sell tsm, sell nvda

Short squooze hasn’t even begun to squwoosh.

Bruh, the market doesn't realize anything. And when it does, the scammers will go out to spout random bullshit about deals on Xitter.
it works until it doesn't, but the retardation is at unprecedented levels.

GOOG

Didnt he remove chips restrictions yesterday

Do not get bullish about #USA beef exports to the #UK (sorry for the stupid pun).

In 2024, the US only exported 1,970 mt of beef products to the UK.

That’s 0.16% of the US’s total beef exports.

More hoopla over nothing. – Chris

no deal with Kenya

no lions

no tigers

It ees ovah. Dis weel NOT bull run. Dis ees NOT de way

but muh apple add revenue
but muh monopoly gov lawsuit

I say the market is retarded but even they realize shit is not well after long. They live on fomo but eventually no good news means bad news.

fell for the midwit trap

ARM actually sounds like a good buy if it drops a little more
Poised to release something good for AI inference with high bandwidth

White smoke. A new pope chosen. Is this bullish?

greedy cunt

Why the fuck is it pumping? This is retarded

Doesn't the UK have regulations on beef so they just wouldn't take most US beef?

If he's black, it's wack

A country we have a surplus with is getting 10% tariffs and the markets are soaring. I'm not even shorting this shit any more, but it still makes me angry seeing how fucking retarded this situation is. I can't even feel good about my portfolio recovering because I know it's going to dump again at some point. Just hoping the stocks I pick fare better than the rest of the market when it does.

Didnt he remove chips restrictions yesterday

No, he just reiterated what he said months ago about how Biden's plan to restrict chips was stupid.

instead of having a separate "naughty/nice chip list", he's just going to integrate chip restrictions and tariffs into each trade deal he makes, as he makes them.

MSM running the "oh he's not going to restrict chips!" angle is just to pump parts of the semiconductor industry before retards realize that this is just a "Biden is stupid, I'm going to do a better job of making sure china doesn't steal our tech and undercut our chip sales" play from Trump

I was expecting a top around the 200, but this may actually be the most hated rally of the last decade. Institutions and CTAs are offsides bigly, meaning if they decide to chase this…

I thought that too, but they are not EU anymore, so maybe they lowered restrictions. Looks like they will for the future.

BREAKING
WHITE SMOKE

Reminder: The inflation adjusted gains from the S&P500 over the last 100 years have been 0.

Stocks arent going up, the value of the dollar is going down.

WHITE SMOKE
BLACK POPE

HOLY RALLY
O
L
Y

he's just going to integrate chip restrictions and tariffs into each trade deal he makes, as he makes them.

Well given the current dealnsituation seems hard for the future of cheaps here.

BOBO STATUS REPORT
BOBO COME IN
BOBO WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?!?

I fucking love how these pumps only make everything valid from Trump's POV. I mean, if I were in his shoes, upon seeing that, why the fuck wouldn't I continue further?

This is still Biden's market.

So Trump isn't taking off the tariffs after deals were made? [spoiler]We are completely fucked haha.[/spoiler]

blow off top, just as planned

how are bongs feeling? i know you guys are here.

COIN earnings are going to be insane one way or another.

I’m new to trading. Just bought some ARM. Hope you’re right faggot.

driven up on elation
driven down on FEAR

any minute now...

was waiting to get dividend pay tomorrow to invest what free cash I have into US stocks

Well, fuck.

CUH

What does bobina asshole taste like??

jolly good deal

I got a top you can blow off right here

LEU

I AM FOMOING INTO SOXL

Well fellas its been an honor but I'm hanging up my trading hat for good.
For a while I was able to lie to myself that this was any better than gambling, but with the market pumping on news of a trade deal with a country we have a SURPLUS with as order cancellations pile up everywhere, I just can't sell myself on it anymore.
It is literally just gambling. Good luck to you all I hope you win at the tables.

I'm holding NET and DKNG calls like a degenerate, lord pray for me after hours

little late for that

Details on US-UK "deal"

—100k UK cars face a 10% tariff instead of 25%
—0% tariff on UK jet engines & plane parts
—0 tariffs on UK steel/aluminum
—UK makes a $10B purchase from Boeing
—UK reduces ethanol tariffs
—Mutual reduction of beef tariffs
—All other US tariffs stay

its just flipping a coin

It is literally just gambling.

always has been

who is sitting cash in this current market

correct

My GOOG is going back down to my cost basis. Are they completely filtering porn from search results in honor of the new pope?

He fell for he 2 weeks until empty shelves meme

"I-its just gambling"

Have fun losing money to time and taxes with a high yield savings account lmao. "Smartmoney", lmao. You literally fell for teamster FUD designed to shakeout wine moms from the market. All you had to do was buy low and sell high, this is the easiest market to invest in I've ever seen.

"Trade deficit" was always a red herring and never a big deal in the first place. I have a personal trade deficit with every electronics company I've bought from and it's not doing me any harm

it's always been gambling
only way to win is automated trading with proper backtests that takes the emotion out of it

Why is boeing of all stocks pumping, I thought that company has been dogshit the past few years

UK cucked, doesnt changes the shitty economic outlook in the future
Bullish

I’m going to buy one of these with my trumpy pumpy

didn't you know? every single stock in the market goes up when trump says DEAL or TARRIFFS OFF.

its just gambling

always has been bozo

The UK deal had agreement to buy 10b from boeing

Stocks haven't traded on fundamentals in 50 years boom boom

this has been brutal for panicans

Man, it really is that simple huh, I should just stick to intraday shit this year

Biweekly check-in. What is /smg/ listening to today?
youtube.com/watch?v=Bfkc5bX4spE

Now is a good time to buy 2.0

You are trusting the plan right, anonsan?

Complete Trump domination. Any bear is a gay liberal Chinese plant.

Holy shit I thought you were joking, fucking sham market sector, just be a part of a trade deal as a specific private company

kek how does that even work anyway. "Hey sup Eastern Airways, Easyjet, here, we made this deal for you, you'll now have to buy these Boeing crashing anvils. Your contract to buy these Airbuses? Yeah, that won't fly, we buy planes for you now"

he bought

Starting to sound a bit like a planned economy right there buddy, lmfao

WOW a deal 5B worth!

youtube.com/watch?v=3yaab2_EEHM

We are now 6.x% under ATH.

I am so glad I bought the dip in april.

SOXL chads, how are we doing?

why is coinbase not pumping with bitcoin? are they waiting for the figures?

I feel more relaxed now that I've switched to DCA walrus investing
youtube.com/watch?v=fHzzuegBkA0

NET

based
me too
made 600 bucks and sold the top
revenue today

How we feeling COINchads?

They traded on fundamentals as recently as the great recession. The problem is that retail won't get shaken until they start losing their jobs.

60328300▶

lol if you only gamble you should lose more than you made
i am using elliot waves and its not gambling for me

People losing jobs is bullish because at some point in the future the economy gets better and companies have to rehire to grow. That's why you always buy the dip (on the general market, specific companies can still go tits up).

i am using elliot waves and its not gambling for me

SMELLIOT WAVES

Nuclear apocalypse is also bullish because there will be plenty of free real estate to develop.

they didnt listen

Well

GOOG starting to lag behind. PICK UP THE FUCKING PACE

same but apple
when will these jews buy their own stock?

REDDIT SELL
US 30-Year Bond Sale:

- High Yield Rate: 4.819% (prev 4.813%)
- Bid-Cover Ratio: 2.31 (prev 2.43)
- Direct Accepted: 27.2% (prev 25.8%)
- Indirect Accepted: 58.9% (prev 61.9%)
- WI: 4.812%

+2.2% is pretty shit when the nasdaq is up 1.9%

If nukes start flying I'm doing triple leveraged calls. Imagine all the unlocked wealth when billions die.

What does it mean

It really isn't.

Yields pumping

You've got to be kidding me, what happened to the national sales tax they proposed as a replacement for income tax?

SHIT'S FUCKED, GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.

jk, just lower demand, (bid to cover and higher high yield than WI)

how high do you possibly think it can go? amd is still slacking and nvda can only go so far right now.

Chat is this good? idk

You made me look, call me when that thing blows past 6~10, then things will really heat up

ledit

when will 4chink IPO?

believing anything this administration promises that'll be good for you

Greater fools man, greater fools

its not terrible, my bonds are getting heemed a little bit

caught you mirin

SHIT'S FUCKED, GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.

That's what I feel like today. My luck is so fucking that I buy puts on HOOD then the stock goes up 10%. My luck is so fucking bad that my work/office sprinklers went off today on accident. I am just a walking negative luck charm.

30 year yields pump a casual 10bps

Retail GODS run this game

they didnt listen

Euro's on this board seriously thought there was going to be a 60% correction and the USA would become a pariah state because we "disrespected" their golden manlet. What a continent.

deal rally

holy pope

nigga heil hitler

wonderful day
euphoric even

Euro's

You're not an American, Jeroen

We can only save the Europeans so many times.

american pope

holy based

So what kind of deal is this lol

America wins again

you want 20?

Based

It just keeps getting BETTER!
Total US domination!!
Buy now faggots.

at least you don't have -99% tsla puts expiring in a week

—Mutual reduction of beef tariffs

Ukies have a beef market?

American pope

holy shit

Trade deals seem to force countries to buy Boeing I see they have a good lobbyists on the Trump admin

They do be dumb like that. The global order was never run by warm fuzzy feelings.

Ukies

Meant bongs
For what purpose?

Given Trump’s recent “Buy now” statement, how far OTM should I go when buying a SPY call?
575?

Their fighter jets suck too

Trump prepared to hit that Request Invasion button on Canada. ART OF THE DEAL

No we didn’t. The same fringe being propagandized by establishment media believed it. Same as in the USA.

American Pope

Very cool, anyone have a rundown on him?

our day will come eventually

if you have any liquidity that is

Don’t know. Hope he’s not a commie

Not a trad so the Church is still doomed

He's from Chicago so he's definitely gay as hell on top of being a cathcuck, and I guarantee he's going to spend his time as pope spreading his ass cheeks for refugees and demanding Blumpf open the borders again. He's going to be worse than the Argie.

he's a literal DEI-hire lmao

i never believed in meme magic... but trump posting himself as the pope marking the next pope as guaranteed american is insane... cant fade his power

we have a lot of liquidity, you have never seen as much liquidity as we have, we are the liquidest

anyone have a rundown on him

since he's been elected by the cardinals appointed by the communist jesuit logic dictates he's going to be a communist jesuit

Exiting half of my bear positions, I'll gradually re enter torwards end of july this time

Alright bought a single put contract for MSTR.

Let’s see how this goes..

american but worked in peru for like 20 years and got dual citizenship. the general description I get is he was proffered as a moderate consensus candidate though in the current church context that's pretty francisesque
I think he had some alleged fuckups on the sex abuse front which make the choice a bit surprising desu, that and he's relatively young at 69 he could lead the church for decades if no health scares pop up

5500 EOD

Is this photoshop?

He chose Leo XIV. Leo XII was a Thomist. Conservative doctrine is guaranteed.

when is it time to short MSTR

No, and don't ever accuse me or my son of being photoshopped ever again.

lol, lmao

this dulcalax stuff works great, very gentle. i may need to invest in it.

Who cares about Gay Pee Pants' Twitter meltys

Leo XIII was also a proponent of social reform. Workers rights, unions, etc. we’d call him a libtard for that. BUT He was still a Thomist and was, doctrinally, conservative.

I assume Leo XIV will be the same.

US got almost nothing in return but still reversed tariffs on cars and steel.

When bond yields spike, can't hold bonds denominated in btc

Beef tariffs don't mean shit when American beef is still banned

I summon Bobo. Kill them, kill them all.

meh doesn't faze me
Only selling at 60, this is only the beginning. Don't listen to doomers bears and TDS trannies and you'll do fine
it's an etf so we're still gonna see big dips after pumps, maybe full reversals from 25/30 levels all the way back down to 15, just don't panic sell
anyone who tries to tell you ETFs are only meant for intraday trading is a fucking cuck who doesn't understand the semiconductor market and it's future

I hope that money arrive to my broker before the bell so I can add to my shorts during this little jump.

Paper trading 70% accuracy rate, big gains
Real trading portfolio going down stadily
Is there a reason for this?

emotions

Cherrypicked time frame

Sakura wouldn't be a bobo

many such cases

market makers personally stalk your orders and try to bankrupt you

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

Someone makes money out of you trading real money and they want to incentivize it.

*ANNOUNCEMENT*
just bought 0DTE calls
do with this information what you will

debit spreads feel like fucking with a condom
i dont like it

Credit spreads are where it's at

are (you) thinking friday or next week? I feel there's not enough fear just yet

Is there a reason for this?

Unless you put together an TA algo (to be executed manually) for your trading, you are winging it on feels. In paper trading you are never subject to fomo and panic. You may be more risk averse in live fire conditions such that you are cutting off winners instead of letting them run, locking in losses too quickly, holding losses too long in hopes they turn around, holding winners right over the peak and down the other side until they're barely a win at all at that point. Your paper trading was probably biased in some unintentional ways as well.

You don't have to tell me brother, I held 3900 NVDA from 60 for over a year before I sold. I'm a massive semiconductor bull.

SPY?

I place SL/TP for a week or more range, swinging at day time frame is just frustrating.

SPXW

Play poker with fake money? You wont play the same. When the risk is real you'll act differently.

buy TECH dip the day before earnings after researching their product

spike on earnings day at market open, but not up to my sell limit

drifts down all day because the earnings were just okay

sell at breakeven, fuck bag holders

today on bullshit optimism it’s up where my sell order was, would have been an easy five hundred bucks

I should remember to be grateful that I broke even, but it’s hard

that SPY dip saved most of my puts
went from -20% to -10%
the one day I make the decision to buy calls and i flip over to puts after pocketing 12.5% profit. terrible decision

AMD is my guess

learn from it faggot :)

made the objectively wise decision to acquire three 10/17 $2.5c on MLGO.
surely it’ll pop a fuckhuge spike in the next five months.

J POW on interest rates for next quarter

twitter.com/alifarhat79/status/1920178306365677874?t=PXowJxwqdgf8SXnA_LWTew&s=19

good to know there's a couple of us out there
good luck bro

Monday if no progress with China on Saturday.

holding losses too long in hopes they turn around

yeah don't do that, I killed my account doing that

buy TECH dip the day before earnings after researching their product

fyi this kind of trade is low percentage regardless of what your research shows. line go all kind of way around earns whether meet or beat or miss then you hold the bag protesting

b-b-but they beat

should I go all in on mlgo? looks kinda spooky, I could lose my life savings!

Right, earnings plays are shit. Its far better to play earnings runups by buying two weeks or so prior to earnings, then selling the day before on hype.

No actual TECH, BioTechne corp
I’m guessing
this might be what im meant to learn. I’m not really into options though so it’s always going to be low percentage, it’s just fun to make some pocket money

only put up what you can afford to lose

Another liar who wants all the money for himself. Earnings are great for puts or calls if you’re not a vagina with your money.

I do want all of the money for myself

What the fuck is this company? 1000x drop? I am intrigued

Market can expect the size of beat/miss different from whatever analysts project
If it prices for expecting a large beat and get small beat, it will tank
Yes, it's still a casino, but there are still reasons for it

scam much like HOLO, I think

Then play earnings then. Bought COIN Calls yesterday during the dip and it’s printing.

lowcap chinese company that occasionally does a 10x

US State Dept: Steps Away From Solution On Being Able To Deliver Food, Aid To Gaza

Sorry starving palestinians, our masters told are we are not allowed to help out with food. We will also support them with bombs.

Coinbase bought some options trading company for 2.9bln today. Pretty soon you'll be able to trade options on crypto on coinbase. It's a good time to be irresponsibly bullish.

Good, fuck palestine

We're all gonna make it. We just need to work together /smg/.

sometimes I post here precious advices

US pope elected
welcome to the start of the golden bullrun
manifest destiny v2

all hail pope leopold the 14th! how could this not mean uranium is back, babyyy

$HOOD

Go back to sucking dick groyper. No one cares about that shit anymore.

I was at the pub with an Italian girl when this happened, she was seething

Should i feel sorry for them?

take it easy migatard. Israel might bomb you if you stop sending aid.

you guys are still trading? i took my profits at lunch and now i'm enjoying the rest of the day. i guess i shouldn't call them profits since all i did was recover my losses from the previous 2 days. still, i don't see this market moving any higher today.

Who did she want, the Italians, or gigachud africans?

so italians are still kind of jackasses regarding that? or was it just because he was an american?

no, we're competing.

you hush up. i'm not wasting my time.
i did skip the gym...and lunch
what if orange man says something

US Pope chosen

What globalists mean by this?

NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA

I be chilling until it gets fucked up again
She wanted a white euro

inb4 why didn’t she want an Italian

I'm just sitting here staring at the CRWV chart in despair. I've been advocating for people to trade this shit, but this is the one fucking day where I didn't move fast enough.

no, I lost everything

The guy's part Italian anyway which makes me realise that they still managed to get an Italian in the last two times

just follow him on x/twitter and be notified when he says something. this wasn't supposed to be a 9-5 right?

i tried that on wednesday and lost badly.

you win some you lose most

thanks for playing! see you tomorrow!

I'm extremely frustrated with the market. From January to March I made a lot of money, I could time when to buy and when to sell perfectly, it felt that the market made sense, that the charts were a reflection of what's going on. Since Trump's retarded trade war started nothing makes sense anymore. Especially in the past 2 weeks. The market bounced from oversold, which is expected, but the amount of pump and dumps based in rumors and news now, and the blatant inside trading makes it impossible to time anything. I'm supposed to YOLO everything that the line will go up apparently

BVLL FVCKING SVVVVRGE! BOBO ACKING AND SLAAACCCKING! STVPID FVCKING BEARS NEVER LEARN!

I've got $100 left from my paycheck today what stock should I throw it in?

Same, it's just straight up gambling right now. Even when I'm making money, it doesn't feel right because there's no sensible tie between cause and effect. Probably just going to hold a few undervalued companies and go away for a while.

3 logs of Zyn and a redbull

I smoke cigs and drink monster but basically the same thing

toss it at a 10/17 MLGO call
or go nintendo, lol

no i have to go to work shortly

Buy a carton of newports and a monster

I left the US market and I refuse to FOMO into it. I might be wrong and everything will stabilize and the pump won't fade and then I'll take that loss, but it still feels hollow so I'll stay in other markets while this goes on.

is just a single red day too much to ask for?

Great Googly Mooglies we are PUMPING Go GOOG Go!

no more red days until the sp500 hits 10k

Next week we have new inflation data coming, there's no way in hell this inflated bubble doesn't pop unless Trump casually mention's he's lifting China tariffs the same day the CPI report comes in
So SPY +10% next week.

AI Is Draining Water From Areas That Need It Most

We analyzed data on thousands of AI data centers, and found that roughly two thirds of them since 2022 are in places with high to extremely high levels of water stress.

Oh nice, I was about to ask earlier about electricity since Grok is free on Twitter and has an imagegenerator, meaning I can intentionally jack up US electricity consumption (assuming the servers responsible are there). Now I can also potentially waste US water?

Every bear thesis violently rejected last 2 weeks

You, and you, 2 fucking retards: "WTF WHY LINE GO UP?!? IS DIS CASINO?!? WHY CNBC NO TELL ME TO BUY??"

Here's an idea for you 2 chucklenuts, if you can't figure out how to make money in the market how about making money by signing up for the Marines? I hear the signing bonus is good this time of year and they love people that don't have 2 braincells to rub together to think for themselves.

I think we had a kinda red day on Monday that's about as good as it's gonna get

Datacenters (for all purposes) have been 1-2% of US energy consumption and they're projected to grow to become like 2-3% over the next some years. Water similar story. Nothingburger in the long run.

QRD on the UK deal?

The bull thesis is more retarded because it is nonexistant. You cant even admit you're investing in hopes and rumors that daddy orange will keep pumping the bubble forever while the country is crumbling
This isnt even monetary policy like with jpow and covid, this is infinitely more corrupt and stupid, these past 2 weeks have been the NFT of bullruns

meet recruiter at McDonalds

he sells me on the air force

ask him, now that i'm sold whats the drawbacks

"it can get lonely"

years later buddy wants to join

take him to the recruiters office

my guys not there

ask the new recruiters about him

"He hung himself"

It's the only G20 nation to be this much of a nothing burger.
A Vietnam deal would probably be more important.
But the market likes it and the market's always right

He's never Trumper

It's a cuckout by the UK for better tariff rates for Bentley, Aston, and Jaguars also 0 for British steel

Isn't it 10% instead or 25% on UK steel?

BULLISH FOR SUPPLY CHAINS

BREAKING: India closes its largest commercial port, Mundra Port.

Do people really buy jeetguars?

Maybe I don't know it's dogshit all things considered UK are the best goys of America
100 people in the US did now Maybe 20

Buy NVDA before earnings. This is financial advice.

I'm making money and probably have more money than you will ever have, but there's no rhyme or reason behind it. We're ending up with more Tariffs than when we started yet the markets are already above the point when they were announced. If your bull thesis is that tariffs are inherently good, then we might as well shut down all global trade and revert to subsistence farming

Trump Tells Congress To Raise Taxes On The Rich In ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’- WaPo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once upon a time, you could take your wife out for dinner in a three star restaurant, dump her on the street, pick up a model in a thong, piss on the table after chugging a 1921 Petrus and it wouldn't matter cause you had a jaaaaaaaaaaaaag

And now it's a BMW clone

mfw

US Weighs Plan To Slash China Tariffs To As Low As 50% — Down From 145% — As Soon As Next Week - NYP Sources

ONE KEK KEKS THE OTHER

PAMP(?) 50% is still crazy

If this is a preview of what future deals will look like this is god fucking awful jesus christ

Considering Trump tried to pull the "buy now" trick again and now is trying to pump the markets by slashing tariffs to 50% and the market hasn't pumped that much, maybe we are nearing the end of the market being retarded

Even if car companies were to buy UK steel, they'd still raise prices on cars since everybody else has and they'll try to hide it.

Trump what the fuck are you doing

BMW clone

I know bimmers have gone downhill in recent years but they're not THAT bad yet

Nope. He’s going to say something bullish after market close. Screencap this.

Gapes himself in front of China

Yikes.

Thoughts on CLOUDFLARE? is /smg/ betting on earnings today?

Starting to think this will be a sell the news moment on a global scale. Once the deals are actually announced, there will no room left for optimism.

China tariff still 50%

Nothingburger trade deal with the UK

Market will hit ATH next month I can see it.

Just accept your calls won't print this time, Don Jr. Lower your strike price next time

Retards were given the opportunity to buy in lower than under Brandon's faggot dementia ridden turbo pumps but will still talk shit on big T. Don't @ me yt dudes for Hairyass faggots

honestly what is the incentive to any of the countries that only got the 10% in the first place to do any trade deals?

20%

rich bros, not like this

What are you talking about?

China will lower Tariffs as well but this will be bad but will restart some trade

who would ever thought Trump would have been the most progressive president we have ever had in the past 50 years.

Rich bros can just leave if they want. That's why it never works.

Exemptions on a few industries I guess. Marginally better than flat 10%.

BMWs are for Arabs and Turks

Party is over

Trump Seeks Tax Hike On Wealthy Who Earn $2.5 Million Or More - BBG

Tax hikes do cut growth but they don't cause recession on their own. 2020 showed how resilient global shipping is. More to the point, capital will know better where it needs to go, and people will lever up again. There was already some recession risk, but this episode has broken nothing so far.

but that everyone on /smg/!

American liberal pope

Liberal taxation

Apologize to the 90s democrat

Supply shocks cause recessions, he's basically recreating the covid clusterfuck except we don't have the fed to bail us out this time.

TDS bros just can't win
Trump just went full lib
and for the next magic trick, they will now become conserative chuds and denounce communism

wtf was that

Actually I stand corrected
10% is apparently the best anybody can expect most other countries will have even worse deals.

tax hikes will decrease demand. Orgs are already laying off people. Dont see how you can just skirt decreased demand and higher input costs on business . Especially the china tax is just not amenable to reliance on china for supply chain, which is like 15-20% of the imports.

i mean i agree with taxation on 2.5 million and plus. I dont make that kind of money and probably never will.

he cried in the casino

Bvlls always fvcking win, bears are so fvcking stvpid it hurts. BVLL!

Predictions for meme shit earnings?
Soundhound will likely shit itself while wolf also shits itself just to soar next week

Just locked in a quick 100% profit on 0dte SPY put I opened 20 minutes ago

not you and not most americans or anyone in the world for that matter. fuck even half a mil a year is ridiculous for most people
I just know the deranged are somehow gonna spin this as a bad orange monkey still bad thing

I agree with it too, but I don't think it's going through or there will be exemptions for billionaires somehow while fucking over small biz.

Nice. Forgot that they keep doing the afternoon dump 15 min before closing. Basically free money at this point.

UK Official: Deal With US Is Not A Finished Trade Agreement, But It Is Substantive

• We’ve Got More Serious Work To Do
• On Sectoral Front, Vital Wins For UK On Steel, Autos, Pharmaceuticals, Aerospace
• Got Some Reassurance On Movie Tariffs
• Commitment To Bring Down Or Totally Liberalize Many Tariff Lines
• On Beef, Win With Own Quota For Beef Imports To U.S. For First Time

youtu.be/2Xxe49eNNPY?si=H7qhq0qmJOsCzMn-&t=63

x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1920539645273575910
Layoffs skyrocketing.

these end of day dumps should be illegal

Trump folded

As a Canadian, would it make sense to invest in the SP500 through VFV(TSE) instead of VOO(NYSE) simply for the reason that I get to view my investment in Canadian currency instead of a foreign one?

Where, everywhere else is terrible, doomer as fuck, getting tariff'd fucked, and will leverage their taxes in the worst way possible.

kekarooo, another end of day dump. mumus hate this one wacky trick

It is indeed all retail buying institutional and hedge funds bags.

INSTANT DUMP

ITS BEGINNING

SELL SELL SELLLLLLLL /smg/ SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

this has been the biggest reverseroo the market has seen in years
Trump flash crashes the market, chuds load up, lib tranny commies bet on a full crash in their casinos
Trump pulls a reverse uno card and cleans out the tranny bank accounts and makes chuds rich
we just can't stop winning chud bros, im tired of winning

Why are there so many no portfolio faggots bitching about good news, you faggots are worse than the reddit tourists from 2020

I mean sure if all you care about is seeing your stock value in cad. Also good if you think cad will gain against usd

This shit makes me want to panic sell.

Which is why it'll be reduced. Trump is notoriously concerned with his popularity (or he keeps his ear to the ground, if you like) and he will not dig his heels in in the name of geopolitics. I think a mild recession is very possible, but it's gonna be because it was ready to happen anyway.

25 percent trauff for neighboring Asian countries near China

LMAO what a shitty trade deal for everyone

oh so that's why it was easier to make money lately

the fuck even matters? she probably isnt even catholic

Sidelined and poor, I finally used the liberation day discount as an opportunity to buy in, and I’ve only gone up

Wasnt there a meme for that dude that stopped smoking weed and started seeing things in another light?

bears are aways on the wrong side of history
timing the market is a meme

Why did QBTS pop off so hard today?

so what happens when they buy back in

feeling this lesson...

Nobody that actually moves money believes in this rally. I only have a meager 1 mil porfolio but I listen to the people with billions.

they won't buy back in before it crashes, retail is serving as exit liquidity for institutional investors

I can't stop laughing at AAPL

what did you do lil nigga

there're really no real difference except if your Canadian version of VOO is currency-hedged.

When has retail ever one upped institutional and hedge funds?

Look at me. I'm the hedge fund now.

The past decade

He'll say GME like a moron watch it

During the 2022-2023 bear market lots of retails bought every dip and hold and made bank when it ran back to ATH. mean while the CTAs was forced to sell low and buy high when SPX hit ATH again.

Dying in 50m of water is less painful than dying in 100m of water
Bullish

I'd say, considering ETF holders, aka retail, outperform 99% of institutional, I guess pretty often?
Though it would be bold of me to consider al retails just hold SPY and cal it a day. Many indeed outperform while holding individual stonks, or by daytrading. /smg/ comes to mind of course.

nothing special, i'm just one of those retards that bought puts on tsla. will presumably realise my 40k losses tomorrow. blown up my account.

Welp COIN is fucked

I thought that I bagged it instantly on market close but WOLF dumped 16% and now is almost green. Little cultist niggers

bringing up gme unprompted like a faggot

go back

anons, what board do i go for advice on how to quit smoking? Anon Babble?

You have to understand that "retails" isn't a homogeneous class of retard traders who have been in and out the market for a few months. There are retards who YOLO options and lost a few tens k and leave, never participate in the market again. There are retails who have been doing this shit for 20 years and are actually great at timing the market. There are also boomers who just buy SPY.
It's really depend on your experience in the market, more experience = probably better performance, probably some are better than hedge funds because they're not restricted by regulation.

Like we had in monday most people will go over the weekend and say

why did i buy

The deal is a nothing burger and if they cant keep "good news" then people will dump to make some money.
There is also the china talks which if not good is just gonna dump too

at least you learned something bwo, even if it was the hard way

Not only that, Amazon and Microsoft are blacklisting people they fire so that they can't be rehired. inc.com/bruce-crumley/microsoft-follows-competitors-amazon-meta-and-google-in-employee-productivity-crackdown/91186637

I implore you faggots
regardless if you hate trump or not, do not fall for the bear traps
the market CANNOT, i repeat, CANNOT blow up
too many power interests need this clow show to go on, do you think (((they))) wanna risk losing the entire mechanism of control they have in place, don't be retarded
there's good reason SMG used to be the financial arm of /pol, we used to talk about this shit all the time
the time they actually crash the market for a full reset, your money won't matter for shit anyways, and God only knows what comes next
for now just play with your moneys and bet up, take advantage of small crashes, but always bet on this fake shit going up, cause it really is all that, overvalued fake shit

the market can remain fake and gay longer than you can remain solvent

There are faggot retards in this very thread that think the richest faggots in the world are going to park their stock money in bonds and funko pops, it's fucking embarrassing

that's true and it's my only cope.

unironically yes, until the powers that be dictate all music must stop, then yes, they will just print more
inflation? print more
deflation? print more
overvalued real estate rates? huhhhhh print more I guess
it won't stop, and I highly doubt it will stop for another couple decades

The pope has a lot of political and symbolic significance in Italy

we used to talk about this shit all the time, the time they actually crash the market for a full reset

The last actual real crash was due to utter shortsighted incompetence by (them), it does happen even if there is lots of manipulation and insider trading.

leave them be, the faggots that think red bad blue good haven't figured out yet that there's very wealthy men whose names you can't even look up than run the whole show, all sides
everything is fake and gay

nice to know there's a couple of us still left out here
100% agree, but even that crash was stopped through sheer manipulation. They might eat each other like that every once in a while but they quickly cut the rotten branch out and fix the problem, putting systems in place to prevent it from happening again
ie: there isnt another real estate crash incoming, they won't let it happen

10% is the minimum and what the UK had anyway, there's 0% on steel but the UK doesn't make any so I guess Starmer just bought 10 Billion of Boeing airplanes to get fucked in the arse.

You read Alan Carr Easy Way to Stop Smoking

Was it always like this? 30 min before close it keeps dumping everyday, is that common or is it just specific to this month?

1. Stop buying cigs
2. Never buy anymore
That'll be 10 dollars plus tip

thanks dude.. that being said, imma buy stocks in altria anyway

30 min before close it keeps dumping everyday

I remember this happened during the bear market of 2022. basically just some big whales need to sell the rest of their position before end of day. they tried to dump as much as they can during early and mid session to not crash the market but some time there are just too much left to sell they just run programs to sell whatever they have left in the last hour.

Can I donate it to plant a pine tree in Israel for the sake of peace on Anon´s behalf?

That's literally what Buffett was doing. 300 billion in treasury bonds.

We literally are paying money to keep the British Steel plant in Slough or some shit running, this is peak clown economy. Fucking hell. Fucking Boeing.

Alan Carr Easy Way to Stop Smoking

My dad swears by this shit

Today: +0.22%
This Week: +0.10%
This Month: +0.65%
This Year: -43.13%

also noticed the SPY couldnt break the 200sma and QQQ was above it all day and closed below. kinda bearish

positive day

You dropped this W chief

I have so many cartons of egg in my fridge bought at $1 per dozen. Idk why people say they are expensive.

according to whom?

I think people like you who believe that everything is being controlled just find it comforting because the idea that we're all on a big ship and nobody's behind the wheel is too frightening.

Thoughts?

Quick reminder the institutional and their algos are finetuned for this. Whenever you hear "the market lost xx trillions in a day" or "the market surged yy trillions this week" doesn't mean retail, institutional or hedge funds moved that much money. Like for the movements right now, are retail, but you'd say "retail doesn't have that much money". They don"t. But if a stock is 100 bucks, and I want to buy it, and the algo sets it at 105, then I'll just churn out the 105. And the company is now worth +5%, which amounts to millions or billions. Yet I only churned 105 bucks to achieve this, not millions or billions. That's al it takes to reach those "xx or yy trillions movements" headlines.
Of course that example only works for a very illiquid stock where I'm the only buyer and there's only 1 seller setting the price.
But that's very and easily scalable. That's where the hedge funds and institutional algos come in.

How are burgers investing this much? I thought you guys had no savings?

I think I’ll use my credit card

I shorted and went long, and only one paid out, but I made more on that than I lost so it's alright

see

What are you even holding dude? You need to get more aggressive. Stop being an anti Trump faggot or whatever your problem is and really grab the market by the horns.

Check my chart, he is just repeating history the world isn't ending nobody on this country is even seriously saying recession is happening. Make your portfolio MAGS at least.

Once the deals roll in and Canada and Mexico will just copy them more hype will build if China gets this UK deal too then we will do ATH in the markets guaranteed.

I am on a 4000 account and still made 10% more than you playing literally everything that looked like a value. You had multiple deep value stocks to try out like JMIA, CURI, TTD and obvious meme plays like TEM. You have to really go for it to make your money back.

Sorry to be so harsh dude but had to say it.

Bibi getting cucked finally praise KeK

WHY IS COINBASE DUMPING WHEN BTC IS FLYING AAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS COINBASE DUMPING WHEN BTC IS FLYING AAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS COINBASE DUMPING WHEN BTC IS FLYING AAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS COINBASE DUMPING WHEN BTC IS FLYING AAAAAAAAAAA

I don't outright reject it, I'm actually very fond of some sort of chaos theory for the system
The amunt of coincidences in my own view are just too big to ignore all of this is happening by chance, stock market aside, there's a myriad of issues that just seem to magically align through different regions of the world that I can't just leave to chaos. Won't talk about it here cause trannies are gay
But to answer your question no I don't think this is a captainless ship, I think it's a ship with multiple captains who sometimes try to eat each other to steal the wheel. If you wanna say thinking like that is fear sure, I just call it pattern reccognition

But if the market is illiquid enough that you’re the only buyer you will probably bid at 100 100, and if it’s 105 bid it’s because there’s enough buying pressure to justify that. Not that there’s no memery at all but you can’t inflate any company by 5% by buying a share for 105 dollars, afaiu. The money is largely coming from
Somewhere

I'm swing day/swing trading 3x etfs, but only risking small amounts right now

that twitter account has lost people so much money lmao

I guess I'm bag holding TTWO then. That'll teach me for trying to be clever.

We literally are paying money to keep the British Steel plant in Slough or some shit running, this is peak clown economy

It gets even worse when you find out that the country exports more scrap steel and that the reason the British steel plant is up shit creak is because it produces inferior steel thanks to equipment that is decades old combined with uncompetitive prices on electric. I'd say it makes sense as a political move but we all know how well that's gone.

so more calls tomorrow? i don't care who is running the ship, i'm getting my slice of the pie as well.

pretty much, leaps on tech would be my bet
but im an all in SOXL tranny

increase taxes on the rich

cut off contact with Israel

Best leftist president since JFK

oh....

They spent 3bil today

RIP if you held

Old thread is kill, can someone bake. Make the pic extra juicy

which should be bullish

We're only on page 4. We can go at least another hour before baking.

net chads
we won

any TTD call buyers?

for me, peak was bloodrayne

???

only genuine autists find games like this fun

We better crash tomorrow, I hate being all cash I’m finna get wet
:< stale

hold the line brother. We shall feast when the getting is good. Its easy to get tempted by temporary pumps and dumps. But you know what is in store.

Isnt this insanely bearish?

I stumbled upon a site that showed announcements, meetings and everything else surrounding private companies. I forgot which site it was, can any of you help out? I'm sure there are more like it so any one would do

Yes. Being a bull now is like playing chicken with a brick wall you can't see.

Will you pull out in time before retail gets rugpulled, or will you splatter your brains all over the wall? Years of trading shitcoins should have prepared you for this moment. Now you do it for real.

why would you care about a private company that you can't invest in

You'd love MULN then

$14 trillion to 25 cents

as you may have figured out, I'm retarded and new
I didn't mean private companies, I meant public companies
I'd like to see the impact of these news stories coming out firsthand by comparing price before and after

I think I'm just gonna buy more
thanks for the tip faggot cuck
make sure you ask your wifes boyfriend to jizz on her face this time so you can kiss his cum as you kiss your wife

Fascinating. And yet, despite this, it seems we're already returning to the golden bull run. American basement dwellers are too rich now I guess.

as low as 50

we're going to get some massive pump as though 50% vs 145% is a meaningful difference for the economy
same with this "deal" with the UK which also revealed that they consider the 10% tariff outright nonnegotiable no matter what you do
this market is full clown world lmao

retail holding the bag because they're a bunch of kids too young to remember a non numbers go up market or cryptotards

thanks kids!

Christ on a bike, even with the stock split that’s insane

quartr does a good job of providing an interface for earnings calls. for news there are various newswire services, many behind paywalls unless provided to you by your broker. the calendar links in the OP provide some general market calendars. twitter is surprisingly good source of news too if you can wade through the spam. just search the ticker like $AAPL there.

Wild times BTC is going to 120k isn’t it?

It's not even unusual. A lot of companies IPO at peak hype and never live up to their promise.

it's going to $1M.

It's a perpetual motion machine. MSTR buys BTC, BTC goes up. MSTR goes up because BTC is up, which they use to buy more BTC. Never thought it would get this far, but crypto may actually end up crashing the world economy.

You say this, but then you'll say btc was a ponzi all along when it drops again

difference beetween 145 vs 50

Their is retail says trade stops at plus 55 145 is an embargo 50 means trade will restart but consumers will get fucked

thanks, I found what I was looking for through the other link in the OP tradingview.com/markets/stocks-usa/earnings/
I'm just looking around and taking everything in but I've also noticed a lot of paywalls for a lot of different services. is there any benefit to using such a paid service? I get there might be 'insider info' but is it a real gamechanger?

This should've been noticeable in initial claims and continuous claims rising over the past weeks, which they haven't.
I conclude Keibassi is full of shit.

That twitter account could be for twitter what Gartman used to be for Zerohedge.

Ponzi schemes can last longer than you think. Madoff's ponzi scheme lasted for something like 20 years.

It was actually noticeable. Last jobs posting was awful and missed by 19K -- but they fudged the numbers and pulled 58K jobs from February and March to put them in April to make it look like April exceeded.

If you actually read the news and not the headlines it paints a very different picture.

baked