go time
Go time
MIGA
inb4 everything does another -40%
You can tell it's important because he wrote it in all caps.
Only important things are written in all caps.
I AM A KEK
I hate this orange nigger so much that you can't believe.
Definitely India. Screencap this.
FPBP
/end the thread
So how are you supposed to trade this market? You are literally at the whim of Donald Trump. He wakes up grumpy one morning? Your calls go to 0. He feels like pumping? “Good news everybody trade deal is made!!” And your puts go to zero. One tweet is all it takes. Your money is in the hands of one man
CAMBODIA BROS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder what Trump's game is this time?
youtube.com
India
highly respected
anon, I
Trump really treats the Presidency of the US as a salesman position, fucking lmao.
Quit trading start investing?
Some online "gurus" I listened to yesterday seem to imply that there will be bogus symbolic trade deals tied up here and there, probably around 4th of July. Maybe ties in with a Fed rate cut around the same time, and this could lead to us going ATH around then. So that is at least an easy 20% until it of course tanks later.
dump and pump has been trumps game the entire time.
has to be a nation comfortable with being paraded as a big and highly respected country
by default eliminates all actual big and respectful nations
I bet it is Singapore or some shit
Hailing Singapore as "big" would be peak comedy.
reuters.com
And the funniest part
Vance warns of 'very dark time' without close US-India ties
reuters.com
It's the UK
"Highly Respected" simply means saying nice things about him, which Indians tend to do
Jeet fucker simps for his wife's home country
We're going to have even more of these subhumans here
Man i hate this timeline
brown pussy is the new meta. white bitches ain't shit. asians neither.
jeets are not the attractive type of brown though
How is India going to be apart of BRICs and the US closest ally?
according to wikipedia the UK is top 8 US trade partner
Let's go boys
don't open shorts in a bull market retard
Let's poo boys
They are the weakest link in BRICS.
bloomberg.com
Some jeetas can be cute, sure. But i'd rather not french kiss someone who likely ate shit at some point in their childhood.
draw a white girl
give her a tan
lmao
WHERE ARE MY TAX CUTS?? WHATS THE POINT OF IMPOSING TARRIFFS IF THERE IS NO RELIEF FOR THE INCOME TAX? WHY IS AMERICA RULED BY AN ARISTOCRACY? WHY ARE SO MANY SENATORS MEMBERS OF THIS ARISTOCRACY? HOW DO I ESCAPE THE HELL I AM JAILED WITHIN? MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO LOSE THEIR HOUSE, AND MY GROCERIES ARE $200 PER WEEK. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ORANGE FACED CUNT DOING? WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SUPPORTING THIS?
HOW CAN YOU CLAIM TO BUILD A BETTER ECONOMY IF THE MONEY IS BEING TAKEN FROM THE PEOPLE OF THE NATION? THE SOURCE OF SOVEREIGNTY FOR THE NATION IS HAVING WEALTH STRIPPED AWAY AND THE PEOPLE CHAT ONLINE ABOUT TRADE DEALS WITH INDIANS? HAVE WE ALL GONE MAD?
JUST BAU? JUST GOING TO WAIT IT OUT? ONLY A FEW MORE YEARS, RIGHT?
Lets translate this from Orange retard :
Major Trade Deal - minor agreement,
Representatives of a Big and Highly Respected Country - small unimportant country,
The First of Many - Trumpy is getting desperate
I have a big announcement
I don't want people to necessarily believe it's on trade
2 days later
it's on trade!
will he announce his nvidia calls did well now that he has announced chip restrictions are cancelled for the duration of the pump and dump?
he's referring to a UK trade deal. what does the UK even export to the US? apparently chemicals and machinery/transport equipment but i'm struggling to think of which UK businesses are doing this work?
ons.gov.uk
fud thread
Well thats basically India by proxy
What if he announces crypto is part of the tariff deal
britain is just west-india
miggers will ruin it again