/smg/ - Stock Market General

I’m waiting for 8, with 500k in reserve should TQQQ hit 23.25.

Should have taken the 0 to 0 tariffs and enjoy a political win

Lots of people do, but none of them are in power.

Reminder the crab is coming

No stocks in Gaza

youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY

my dear fellow professional investor, graphs are merely a reductive window into reality. 'extrapolating' in this case does not refer to naked numbers, but rather to the situation as a whole. indeed, the problem here is that in less than two years about half of your gullible countrymen were able to be psyopped into a ~15% jump into perceiving us as 'unfriendly or an enemy'.
- what does that mean if there is a more concerted effort to paint the EU as enemy?
- will increased economic pressure and friction between the EU and the US influence public sentiment?
- how much public support does a war need to be feasible?
- if we see a trend towards consolidation of power towards the office of president, might that make any military confrontation more likely and make regression of our relationship easier, up to and including hot war?
please "extrapolate" a decade into the future, use historical precedent where applicable. thank you.

VIX peaked at 54 today and just chilling at 40

Start dialling donald

The real brainwashing was when they got American redditors to go over there and fight as pawns in some foreign war, only to get blown up for posting their location in a reddit post kek

because it's muslims who are getting stomped into the ground, people are kinda sick of muslims

How does this affect my portfolio
Can in buy puts on sandniggers

The ideal two state solution should be that both of their states get nuked and we never have to hear about/fight their endless wars.

Xi-sama... I'm sorry...

How's consumer sentiment these days?

I don't know if this is a good idea

America is Israel's bitch, and Israel's got good relationships with Russia and China too.

fuck the redditors and fuck you for shitting up the thread, go back to Anon Babble and spam Armata strong threads

XINO

Cringe
Based

Master Xi, I kowtow 1000 times for my disrespectful behavior!!

why is trump like this

Afraid

I propose we lower a giant dome over the area with zero way to communicate or receive any help in or out and just let them fight it out like a cage match. Whoever wins is whoever's still standing after, say, ten years.

Is Trump also bought by the chinx?

Anon Babble is a pro ukraine honeypot for faggots

Vix has pretty much just been free money hasn’t it?
I need to learn how that works.

it needs to be live-streamed though. and there need to be bets. think of all the money that'll pull in.

lmao, literally this but at state-level

not much you can do honestly, it was a retarded idea to do jewish 9/11 in october. I mean, I get it, it's their home but come on, if they attacked militaries and didn't kill teens and women after raping them they would probably have gathered more support. I'm honestly starting to think Hamas is a Mossad covert operation to mantain Bibi in power.

based

Kek based. An iron dome, but for real.

Why don't you go over there and slug out the SMO agitprop in the free marketplace of ideas then

a THUNDERDOME
TWO NATIONS ENTER
ONE NATION LEAVES
THUNDERDOOOOOOOMEEEEEE

I was crazy up on it earlier in the day but it died back by the end of it.

Yeah nuke Jerusalem, this place is cursed anyways.

Why dont you drink bleach faggot

If you speak up in Muttland you get deported to a Central American concentration camp.

sell the rip, buy the dip, repeat

So what you think current administration next move is?

insurrection act in 10 days

When MERCOSUR is ready, if france stops whining, europe will also have access to a huge developing market and its mineral deposits, specially brazil

BIG BEAUTIFUL POLICY

Considering how well it worked, wash and repeat.

Embargo Chinese stocks

Did you miss this, retard?

They got so many moves, big beautiful moves, everybody talking to them wondering what's their next move is, they're all terrified really

Take over the Fed and crash the economy.

buy the dip

it dips even further

Taking over the Panama canal was actually just a move to block migrants crossing it on their way to the US-Mexico border?

we have concepts of a next move

Golf

why yes I still buy from china even with 1000000000000000000000% tariffs. How did you know?

He didn't mention America, brownmutt. And the only ones getting deported a foreigners that try to start riots in America and chant "death to America".

Crazy to think we're watching the beginning of the end of the USA

Sir, the market looks like it's going to shit itself on Friday

I understand, use our secret weapon

No, you don't mean...

Yes, unleash the 12 minute laowhy86 talking head video about economic turmoil in China over stock footage. Our master stroke...

thats our secret were always moving, always moving to the heartbeat of the american people, they know best after all. plans, schemes, and strategies are all currently being devised to destroy the green DEI tranny agenda that sleepy JOE has been pushing, with green soldiers and trans semiconductors made in china. I mean for decades this has been going on, and we've finally said enough is enough. Nobody else could have done this, and I've met everyone else. A lot of smart people

youtube.com/watch?v=G43o1C_IKdk

Based jannies doing their job. Here, have cite Anon Babble OL girls for motivation.

Some genius in another thread was telling me numbers are just how college kids cope. You can’t ever trust numbers like you can trust bitchute news and common sense. Please sell your east coast elite bullshit elsewhere.
I don’t even know my weight, height, cholesterol, or size of my bank account. It’s all liberal numerical bullshit.

qrd?

They should have used these guys to make the direwolves. Wolves don't need the help but these little fellas do and with teeth like those you just know they'd love being chads.

I do wonder what the limit is. There must be some items where even 900% makes sense.

do the rugpull move with the dow jones 3-4 more times

disappear before getting their shit kicked in by the whole country

short civil war between the rational and the last demented miggers

new party panicans replace the cursed conservatives

15 years later, underdogs panicans Ron Nava and Rand Toldump start making a name for themselves

"reductive" does not mean "useless". obviously basing your view on vibes is retarded; though it's also retarded falling into the folly of believing the numbers tell everything.

Deleting the Anon Babbleshit

do the rugpull move with the dow jones 3-4 more times

I really want to try and pull some dip buying next time but I just can't believe it will work again

I don’t really know what a dhole is but after Far Cry I’m team dhole.

The US10Y is not getting any better.

d hole is the back of the knee

Can’t believe my post was deleted.

It was only a matter of time before miga cucks started questioning numbers like they already question math and science.

The Anon Babble shit, actually

How did the US end up having Deus Ex intro as their entire economic policy? I genuinely don't get it

Bomb Iran

China is increasing those EU ties Anon

mfw I check futures and there is no future

They are going to do that after they delist Chinese stocks

30Y is looking pretty crazy too

Will it still be relatively easy to immigrate from the US to the EU after all of this?

IM NOT LOOKING AT THE BOND MARKET
IM LOOKING AT REAL MARKET, MAIN STREET

8)

-Bessent

Not if you don’t want a headache of built-in obsolescence and expensive repairs. Same with Japanese. My goal is getting back to batin’ and vidya asap, and fixing American products takes away from that. I buy 2 or 3 American products, and it’s all day fixing and buying new shit.

numbers are just how college kids cope

holy

Nothing matters until we get 8$ SOXL and 23.25$ TQQQ.

immigrate

Not with that level of literacy.

uh oh stinky
well numbers are just a college kid cope so don't be a panican

good

You might be able to claim asylum if you're a tranny.

Touting or ignoring PPI numbers and weekly jobless claims.

"But don't leave his body hanging on the tree overnight; be sure to bury him that same day, because anyone whose body is displayed on a tree is cursed by God. You must not ruin the land the LORD your God is giving you as your own."

wew, what's a better buy 30 years over 5% or oil under 60

i went literally all in on SPYU x4 spy at the closing price
wish me luck guys

i only made 23 dollars today, when yesterday i made 353 dollars

the 1 million cream of the crop, highly skilled femboys will be permitted to enter europe

doing what exactly? daytrading?

If u come here on a boat u get free welfare and u can rape anyone u like with no reprecussions

My goal is getting back to batin’ and vidya asap

I’m sure you are a bot but still

Literally make it up as they go by acting on trumps instincts. No deeper plan. Keeping a positive perception is everything

i made negative 1700 usd trying to swing UVIX vix trade
still better than me

I was genuinely a little tempted but I'll go with UK bonds if I decide to bondcope, they're not quite as likely to have collapsed in 30 years

yes but im a retard and still learning

Swapping out the programming chips to how preemptive strikes on foreign countries on Israel's behalf is somehow keeping America out of wars

mfw longing RTX, BA, NOC, and GD

to claim asylum in a country you actually have to go into the country and report yourself as an asylum seeker. And if they reject you like they probably will your Schengen Visa is at risk of ever being able to travel anywhere. You cant even get a greencard by marrying a european in a lot of places.

well you didn't lose money in peak clown market so it's good

Why are British, German etc bond yields going down?

People are buying them

test

tomorrow I'll get to see if it's worth holding my puts until next thursday or if I should just sell. If I'm still just barely in the green or in the red I may as well hold and see if shit gets completely fucked over the weekend and we open to more dumping.

What are the financial implication of us bond yields going up and yuros bond yields going down?

yazuka

UK is closer aligned to US than the EU is. if the US shits the bed, UK will follow much closer than the EU. so depending on which market you believe comes out better on top... either buy US bonds or EU-country bonds i'd say.

yeah but why would you buy those over US bonds?

They're ultimately standing to benefit the most out of this as they're third party to both Chinese and American interests. People are buying up bonds, bond price goes up, yield goes down.

Since when are off topic posts deleted on Anon Babble? Off topic threads makes sense but this shit is censorship.

I promise I can spell I just have no sense of humour for file names

we crab tomorrow? I feel like bottom is in, for the time being that is

oh anon...

because USD is rapidly becoming worthless monopoly money as the country becomes unstable

because EU hasn't pissed of all their foreign bond holders.

they come with complimentary mommy van der leyen pinups.

trump wants to contain it tho

Long EU def I guess, they'll be able to finance their tanks for cheap.

The demand correlates with the risk, so investors worry that they might not get their money

100% dependant on news so who knows. I'm guessing crabbish green

To me it’s the exact same issue we have had for the past half a decade. Everyone hates the USD but there’s just no good alternative.
I don’t want to sound like a cryptobro but I think the world would be better off taking Bitcoin or their own equivalent of seriously.
Even the US would prefer it for manufacturing.

bet Xi is gonna make sure the market close in red for max pressure on the orange menace during the weekend

trade-war-mongering cheeto at the wheel who maybe wants to inflate away the dollar for his ludicrous US manufacturing idea with tremendous bigly stimulus package any moment, yeah who knows?!

Because patriös are in charge of Europe now.

The things im looking out for now are

china deal/escalation

trump is trying to cut rates

What could happen to Sp500 if he actually fires jpow and cuts rates?

Will reading Konfucius and Laozi improve my trading?

Anon Babble unironically calling President Trump "Cheeto" and "Drumpf"

Holy reddit it is OVER

guys please slow down

pinch a nerve there migger?

yeah because you'll spend more time reading and less time fucking up your portfolio.

What could happen to Sp500 if he actually fires jpow and cuts rates?

he's falling for obvious ironic usage of those names

They'll be gone in a few weeks

we grew up

America creates a global economic empire that makes them rich

Justifies this by claiming it's actually them helping the rest of the world

Nationalists at home start to believe this and think they'd be better off without their empire

Amazing.

why does pumping not fix the problem?

What could happen to Sp500 if he actually fires jpow and cuts rates

absolute stock market meltdown

Hey that's good. Keep it up.

well actually didn't care about your dear leader until he sharted the market, it's a board to make money, not to suck dicks

IPA

you pee a...what? urine? why not just say that on the can.

Cute clueless anon

why are miggers this easy to bait? do they not know the meaning of pissing into a sea of piss?

I dont get it, interest rates down = stocks down? What happens if they raise interest rates instead

Literally completely and irrevocably destabilized nations like Guatemala just so the populace could have cheap bananas and then they got high on their own kool aid and decided that they're so strong that they should only eat HOME GROWN TREATS

It's cancerous ledditor who moved into Anon Babble during the GME bullshit.
They desperately want to be a part of the "cool kids club" and will not fuck off back to where they came from. Feel free to bully them and call them faggots.

China is hungry

All these seething replies

Yeah, Anon Babble - reddit board is DEAD. Cancer. If you haven't made money in this market you're fucking stupid btw. There has never been a better time to be a trader. Cope and sneed.

DONT BE A PANICAN
ITS THAT EASY

Holy reddit it is OVER

What does that even mean? This an ESL thing?

EVROPA

Cringe

Because it the president controlling the federal reserve even slightly means the dollar reserve system itself is at risk which will make people pull out of the US at an even faster rate than they currently are.

anons, i made 2000€ yesterday and im most likely going to lose 1000€ today. how bad am i doing in the grand scheme of things?

What were your trades?

Yes. Confucius will teach you about patience, discipline, avoiding extremes, continuous self-improvement, and long-term thinking.

Laozi will teach you listening to and adapting to the market and waiting for opportunities to emerge naturally.

stocks...?

The Trump administration has prepared and already sent instructions to agencies on Greenland's accession to the United States, - New York Times

Update from Europe's greatest ally they actually are going to steal your Island

OVER like sleepypedos career

Should we post pics of creaturas and indians or can we skip that part

US debt becomes even more of a liability and that spooks the market too
Jpow literally cannot do anything right now

South China Morning Post, Chinese outlet, claims several EU Heads are preparing a joint visit to Beijing, China, in July.

Guys, I think the US doing a massive land grab from Europe might be bad for the market.

Why don't you look at the Turkroach Lyra to see how it fared against other currencies, to see what happens when trump decides to do the exact same shit his pal Erdogan did.

mostly running small time bear/bull over super volatile stocks, but today i got too cocky and bought a big bear on tesla and didnt sell out in time. now im just waiting for tomorrow to try to salvage what i put in.

no way. it's already priced in!

fuck leftoid shill discords, fuck /ptg/, fuck Anon Babble, and fuck Anon Babble. tired of their 80iq shitflinging on here.

How long until Trump remembers Greenland exists again

Bearish or Bullish?

About to negotiate the China situation

Threaten europe

Im not even mad, thats impressive

This guy gets it.
He just
GETS
IT

greenland

green

BULLISH

yuro bureaucrats immediately betray a friendship for cheap chink shit

we make money but why are you seething we also shit on trump? everyone with half a brain can see it wont bode well for the future, even if you're bobo you still don't want to see your country go from 1st to banana republic tier

Already posted He's getting the propganda jews on the line

they'll be going back to syria soon

Makes you wonder, were they ever even really our frens?

I don’t know. I just find it a weird way to talk but than I remember these people will never breed, lingo and diaper Donny simping is how they cope.
I just wonder when they do leave the house or talk to their Mom how do they actually communicate?

Futures flat and a little greem
Is this fr

You were never there friends you and the soviets killed their Empires

diaper Donny

Barley green

That's bad lol I don't think I've ever seen that unless it's very bad day on Wall Street but that's usual now

Uhm McHecking excuse me xir, if it weren't for AMERICA they would be speaking German instead of Arabic!

Yeah why would eu act like that all of a sudden, very disrespectful

ESLs

assblasted over a man who can't control his assblasts

America has been a banana republic shithole since Obama stole the election from McCain. What President Trump is doing is steering our ship away from the ice berg - WHICH BECAUSE it is so close already there will be some major PAIN while course is corrected
Trump is a great man but not a miracle worker and if you turn on him now you were NEVER on the ship.

friends don't tariff friends :)

GENTS
ARE WE GOING UP OR DOWN TOMORROW

stop drinking the kool aid

Then why did you tariff us for decades?
Eat shit

are you unaware that both (1) fucking with the Ukraine situation in a way that EU did not want while sidelining EU and (2) starting a trade war and (3) calling Europe "pathetic" and (4) buddying up with Russia and so on...... have all been perceived as downright stab in the back by EU?
seriously, if you think *this* is where atlanticism falters, you might've been living under the rock for the past few months.

The discord invasion should tell you it's going to be red again.

Today was red, tomorrow is green

I'm from the UK, fat fucking sausage fingers getting in the way are they
I'm honestly surprised they aren't red but it's all insane now, I sleep through opening too fucked

Definitely both

America is that one friend that drags you into a forever war and then leaves you to deal with the ensuing refugee crisis while claiming you aren't fair enough in trade and tariffing the shit out of you

ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/qanda_25_541

For technical reasons, there is not one “absolute” figure for the average tariffs on EU-US trade, as this calculation can be done in a variety of ways which produce quite varied results. Nevertheless, considering the actual trade in goods between the EU and US, in practice the average tariff rate on both sides is approximately 1%. In 2023, the US collected approximately €7 billion of tariffs on EU exports, and the EU collected approximately €3 billion on US exports.

Probably only so many sellers and they will wait for global markets to open

Based true believer
Please triple the tariffs, that'll show em

tranime

immediately mentions the ukraine

butthurt belter detected

US collects more Tariffs from EU then Vice Versa

AMERICA IS BEING SCAMMED CHUD

/smg/ geopolitics general

At worst the EU tariffed specific agricultural products upwards of 60% but they were never so brazen as to put in a 10% on everything and then demand more lol

Trump turned the market into geopolitics

Its been a slow day and we have a live migger in
Can we have some fun atleast

little donnie couldn’t get Russia to agree with even a single thing, why do people think he’s going to be able to get a deal with China?

Didn’t read. You tariffed us and now you’re mad we are doing it to you
Enjoy your Muslims and buddying up with China who is helping Russia erode European sovereignty lmao

hopefully the Anon Babble and /reddit/ tourists will clear out once they get bored

you retards truly are just cycling through the same three buzzwords. next you'll call me a tranny.
sorry my bad

Europe might as well making a defense deal with fucking china, at least they are threatening to annex their territories.

If the market was decided by the next winner of the local super smash bros tournament we'd be discussing the current meta as well.

its an hour until the nip exchange is open, if someone wants to get bent of shape mud wrestling with magapedes I guess they can. I am not trading anything but barbs for the foreseeable future

Is anybody still listening to The Mannarino?

He's gone even more schizo lately. Has some pretty funny blogposts too

I only listen to the uneducated economist because its an empirical fact that the most knowledgeable people are recovering meth addicts

Go back troon

Its literally Europe's war that we’re waging for you you stinky europoor

All in on YSHI bros

JUST IN: The Treasury Department has started slashing numerous offices, including the IRS. US treasury bond servicing at the Bureau of Fiscal Service will now be outsourced, per GovExec.

This is some banana republic shit.

Invade Greenland

I would love to ignore geopolitics, I don't know how to trade fx. Trump makes that pretty difficult.

so whats stopping us citizens from just not paying taxes since the irs is so defunded?

i'm calling

trump makes cash offer of 1 million dollars per greenland citizen for US ownership of the island

only 50 billion dollars, puts pressure on denmark against the greenland citizens for the huge financial incentive

if greenlanders agree and denmark says no he has a casus belli that hes representing the people of greenland

if they say no he says they're under the tyrannical exploitation of denmark and hes gonna free them

US treasury bond servicing at the Bureau of Fiscal Service will now be outsourced

He couldn't get Ukriane to agree to his mineral deal how does he intend to get EU and China to agree they aren't unlikely to be a good cuck like the EU is

Israel isn't european

so am I not getting my refund check?

wage this *gestures to the bulge in my crotch* (▰˘◡˘▰)

"Mr. President what do you think of China banning Hollywood films from being released in their country due to the tariffs"?

Trump "I've heard of worse things."

Whole room starts laughing

china decides to ban hollywood releases a few hours later

Unfortunately most of us work for employers who report our taxes, so only the billionaires will get away with it.

IRS outsourced

LMAO the jeets and Kim is going ti have your tax info sure nothing go wrong at all

he doesn't know the only article five trigger was by the US during the GWOT

nothing
irs is projecting an extra 500 billion in missed revenue because of the DOGE cut into their agents

source?

Do you guys think it will bump at least a 3% in the next 12 hours? I really need that to at least lose graciously and not get fucking rekt. I got ahead of myself and bought too soon.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3BELu4z6-U
then why are they in eurovision
checkmate, goy

500 billion lost revenue

This ignores tax cuts and people getting less income paying less

So Trump is going to leave another hole in the treasury

and then China go for Taiwan while everyone else make sure the US economy crash for good

DOGE is also confirmed to have access to the FDIC today so be prepped for a bank run

Considering the fear of economical sanctions was one of the major deterrents... I could see that

I was talking about Syria but sure

I'm going to laugh if they rip it up

He's gone even more schizo lately.

Full on Rastafarino preacherino.
UE revealed that nobody, not even the economist, bother to read the actual Fed speeches.
His assumptions appear to be correct at the time, but often times this ends abruptly like the flip of a switch.

new trvmp nvke dropped

Very funny Israel is so unpopular but gives Eurovision so much money that they have to make a gajillion rules banning people from criticizing them

It wasnt even an article 5
Europe supported the US willingly
Make it even more hilarious today

sold my 0DTE put spread near the bottom at 5140 yesterday (today for most of you)
also sold my nikkei calls near the top during the day for an extra $500 profit
thank you orange man

?????

Lol this fucker really is going all in

Is this guy physically capable of going more than 12 hours without threatening to tariff someone

They almost won with an absolutely shit song last year bc all the pro-Palestine people boycotted sm h

He just said he's looking to tariff everyone Bessent is going to kill himself very soon maybe die of AIDs

britain is literally to blame for creating israel you cretin
Are you ignoring both world wars you disingenuous faggot?
Thats another russian deterrence war, not to mention turkeys problem. So yes, also your fucking problem. Anything on the eurasian landmass is your fucking problem that we have to stabilize because you europoors are addicted to killing each other. Examples of regions that are not your problem: pacific, africa, and cartel shit

That's what mexico gets for folding on tariffs.

Hail hail
Another decree by king retard

govexec.com/workforce/2025/04/treasury-eliminates-offices-and-outsources-work-more-layoffs-coming/404472/

of course.
whenever someone says "tax cuts" theyre either lying or passing pain onto the next administration for votes. thats how the US fumbled a surplus into bankrupcy in 30 years
keep tossing the hot potato and now nobody can hope to hold it down really after covid. investing in 10 year treasuries right now is pretty insane imo, dont really see how anybody gets control of the monster. we got a few good years of slurping with covid but the structural problems didnt go away with that "correction"

Probably steady downhill with small pumps whenever some dingus from us admin posts in social media and bigger pump shortly before close but would be surprised if we hit breakers

Article5 in ww2

Pol isnt sending their best

okay so red tomorrow, got it

LMAO

futures be crabbing hard

it was going to be red tomorrow but i gave up and cashed out today so now it will be green. you're welcome.

lmfao gg bears

There's a treaty between Mexico and America that essentially says America has a right to water from the Rio Grande and Mexico has a right to water from the Colorado River (the big one, since there's like 100 rivers named Colorado in America).
Unfortunately, the Rio Grande has significantly dried up since the act was passed, so Mexico hasn't been able to get enough water to fulfill its end of the bargain. The treaty has provisions for drought and extreme drought that allow water shipments to be delayed until the next cycle, but it's unlikely Mexico will be able to deliver even by the end of this cycle on its prior obligations due to the persistent drought.

get da wattah nigguh

I clearly didnt mean actual article 5 triggers, but rather instances in which either america or the eurobloc help each other during wartime. Why did you even bring up article 5 in the first place, since my original comment was also not an instance of article 5? Probably because you were just looking for a counter example in which america dragged europe into a war. Well, i supplied a counter example. You are gay

Can someone just help him end up his misery?

It's remarkable how much the market price action has turned me into a liberal in the last few weeks. Jesus fucking christ man

You're not going to get my tilted with that WW2 shit burger, have a nice day and keep deluding yourself about US generosity being what keeps your massive MIC functioning

stick to the plan

based

also your fucking problem

I'm American big dawg.

That guarantees another American century.

All those Chatoo de pee pee le poo that the Euros commit economic suicide to keep alive will now die off due to chinesium then the Chinks go tits up because they don't have anybody to flood with their slop.

We'll also get cool CCTV footage of pajeets and euros roasting alive when their ChinkEV decides to runaway from the sticky pedal or randomly blow up from being looked at funny.

Yeah same, guess I'll see you at the next Hamilton performance or whatever it is they do

farmers

sleepy joe

TARIFFS

7/10, good one but no mention of MAKING THINGS GREAT AGAIN or how BIG AND BEAUTIFUL current thing is.

do we call them drybacks after this? whats the move

SPX FUTURES RED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't panican

Laughing so hard about a fictional post on 4cel.

Yeah forget mk ultra, this shit weak next to 3 months of trump

is the market pee pee or poo poo tomorrow, or just more poo pee poo pee?

bond servicing

oh shit

lol
Really the demarcation of the Rio Grande as the border has become less relevant over time as specific portions have dried up to the point of being easily fordable, but it really just depends. If you ever go to Big Bend National Park (Which I highly recommend), you can ford a tributary of it on foot if it hasn't rained recently if you wanna LARP as a border hopper

hes buying options into the shitcoin s&p short squeeze

why would i care what a europoor thinks? your blocs ingenuity has been in the toilet for 40 years (excluding the dutch) and thats with the massive capex boon my country has given you by paying for all your defense anyways! and you STILL couldnt produce anything of value! and the minute america says its had enough of its greatest ally suckling from its teat even after you develop an energy addiction from the one power that clearly still wants to dominate you, you spit in our face and turn harder to china. europeans are so pathetic while acting so smug, its truly incredible. you posting the celebrity figurehead you all uselessly worship is the cherry on top

its over

This is very unfair, and it is hurting South Texas Farmers very badly.

There is an argument for limited vocabulary during informal speeches, but would it be so unreasonable for the guy that actually writes these tweets to raise the grade level a little bit?

water wars

mexico already has shit water security, this is getting ridiculous

Trump literally dictates them to someone who types them out on a laptop.

Are you going to start making land acknowledgements? Kek this confirms that all pussies are necessarily liberal

alright colonial

futas all red

yeah we not crabbin
didn't read the middle part but nobody cares about diana in europe you hillbilly retard, im just a delusional bong

zooming in on the 1D view

Is this a troll post?

That's not really how it works. Can't find the vid now but if you'd search for it you could probs find it, but there was a clip from the campaign times where it showed it's actually just him talking and one of his blonde bimbos types it all in and decides where to do all caps.

I know youre a bong retard, and whether you like it or not, youre a europoor. at least youre not completely useless militarily
back to reddi.t, holy shit

I get that, but can't it be cleaned up just a little bit? Does it have to be word for word? I guess it's on brand, but come on.

Stick to the plan >Collapse of rural America due to climate change and water shortage and the establishment of megacities
just invest as if everything is turning into the actual cyberpunk dystopia in a few years

verify your clock anon
youtube.com/watch?v=2zNXGrAJ8Nw

started lurking Anon Babble in '07, you? since you wanna pull that card.

why would you even make a fuss of this when the trend is the same and we were discussing bond developments in the immediate sense anyway

If he was a different person, you could argue that he's trying to keep himself relatable to the average American retard, but that's just the way he talks.

im still alive what happened

Then it wouldn’t be authentically Trumpian and the base would get angry

cheers I guess don't talk to me

What happens to my Steam games if the US collapses?
Can Gaben move the company to another country beforehand?

Yeah they're watching Kamal Harris give a speech and he's basically speaking out responses to everything she says to just launch an absolute avalanche while people like Gubbard is sitting by adding to his points.
The stream of consciousness is what's effective about Trump. Its like talking someone who has mastered the art of the twitch spam chat and weaponizing it.

technically steam only gives the license to download and access the game and they can revoke it but they wont be affected by trade wars basically at all since im pretty sure game files are information and protected from that hulabaloo

Services can be tariffed
Nowhere is safe

It makes it looks like unprecedented levels

they wont be affected by trade wars

I doubt that.
Tariffing US services is a great way to fuck with the US

the internet is not a truck
its a series of tubes

And that stream of consciousness works REALLY well during unscripted speeches; if Trump took a communications class, he'd ace that segment with flying colors. But good god does it look fucking stupid written down, I'm amazed I've managed to avoid truth social posts for this long.

The EU has started proposing digital tariffs recently.

Fair enough. It's not, it's just close and rising incredibly quickly

i didnt know this
i thought tariffs were a port fee
how do you enforce a tariff on services?
got any good educational resources for it to understand?

developers?

Tubes that can be monitored and regulated like a fuel injection system brainlet.

30y tbill yields jump 20 beeps in a day

This shit is mental

Dont let zoomers see the video
They cant know we were just as retarded as them

I think there was some talk about the EU demanding earnings reports from Europeans for various tech companies (steam wasn't mentioned), then they will charge those tech companies 20% of their revenue.

*HEAVY SWEATING INTENSIFIES "
I'VE GOT THREE WORDS FOR YOU!!!

A country has control over how their citizens spend their money. The companies either help them enforce this or they just get blocked entirely instead of taxed

if the west embargoes my indie games made by autistic solo russian devs im gonna become a Jesuit and move to the philippines

Bessent status?

he hasn't looked

so we're at the "pretend I do not see it" stage of winning

bessent

Getting consultation from his mentor

Comparing this to whatever that retarded toilet meme is is like comparing the mona lisa to that banana tapped to a wall

DON'T BE A PANICAN, trust the plan

ryoukai except i am a zoomer lol ive just been using Anon Babble since i was like 7

be mexico

folds

still get shat on

:(

god i can hear it in my head even after all these years

Man it's only a few months until Trump starts ordering air strikes on cargo ships

Tomorrow is gonna be so fucking red

This is what happens when you don't stand up to bullies. They'll keep taking what they can get.

LVMH’s new Texas facility is one of Louis Vuitton’s worst-performing, sources said

The factory, which makes $1,500-and-up handbags, struggles to train workers, sources said

Defective bags are shredded on-site and carted away in trucks, sources said

Louis Vuitton to close California workshop by 2028, seeks to move staff to Texas, sources said

This factory is six years old. God fucking knows what these iPhones would look like

It’s the Mexican way

nah, it'll start red but then he'll announce a tariff deal on Eritrea where they drop their tariffs on our agave exports and it'll close heavy green.

I read on twitter that the US is "liberating" Panama to take back canal
This can't be right correct?

He announced during the press event a few hours ago that he's placed troops in Panama yes.

is this the part where people buy a shit ton of CARD after-hours?

He folded.
He needs a win to brag about so he is going agains a shithole like mexico again while the dolar is trying to implode

Should mexico and canada ally with china at this point
Is this timeline just one civ game shitpost

Yeah, Vietnam tried it but they got instantly clowned on by the Retarrdo Crew. Japan was spared the public humiliation because they have a $trillion in UST

so much for being the "no war!!!" president

I guess we'd at least find out the answer to the question "what if China placed troops in Mexico"

Mexico depends entirely of usa. Not gonna happen. But then again is a corrupt nation full of cartels and murderes so doubt getting a win on them matters for the markets

hello redd.it!

the futas are not crabbing, they are bearing

I will kek so hard if we wipe out little Donnie's tariff pause pump

lul

bullies

Are you a child?

futures

china has the most experience with retarded barbarians in the north seperated by a huge wall to be fair

Panama seems fine with the situation all things considered. My personal theory is that his people figured out that you can hit two birds with one stone by taking the Panama Canal and move troops there to defend it. 1. You control one of the most important pieces of infrastructure in the world during a trade war. 2. you get a second pseudo-border which can prevent migrants from crossing into Mexico and thus also into the US.

Uh oh
Another huge W announcement by the dealmaker tomorrow?

no response?

shitcoin rugpull probably
expecting whatever makes the least sense at any given time is the best way to sync with the insiders

"WE WATER FROM MEXICO"
And the market will slurp and fell into a bulltrap.
Is not fair the bears get all the fun nowdays.

second pseudo-border

are there really that many south americans coming through the darien gap?

more than anything this is bearish on agriculture
people should start realizing that the water supply is really truly fucked
we're gonna have saudi arabia water tables in a few decades
every great depression needs its own dustbowl

What if we just made J Powell president?

China still has ports in panama

new

Then he wouldn't be in charge of the money printer anymore.

Until the day he declares war on Iran and stops rugpulling yes orange turd is sadly relevant

youve got me, 2010 Anon Babble, but i dont care, youre still clearly an /smg/ tourist, as is half of this thread. go back

people come to Anon Babble if there's a new game they've played and want to talk about; people come to Anon Babble if there's an economic happenings.
whatever you say won't change that. keep your energy and don't be so stupid to assume everyone is from reddit when you don't have a fucking clue.

this goes doubly for people with differing opinions from you. maybe you want this website to become a gay retarded echo chamber, but not everyone else does.

we're going down to goblin town baby
better get a rusty dagger and a tiny pounch to store your stolen goods in

and train your cackling!