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Capitulate you damn trumptard

Trump's trade czar already said no delay to tariffs.

trust us, everyone is on their knees begging for mercy from our great and glorious orange leader

don't pull your money out of the stockmarket and banks, all is fine under chairman trumps rule, prosperity for all is coming

Normal countries run by professionals usually take some time to formulate a strategy before taking action. Usually that prevents them from doing retarded shit like tariffing penguins or destroying the economy

Bracing for the highest levels of eu cope ever.

Now where is the incentive for American companies to bring manufacturing back to the US?

They want to negotiate with Trump and try to talk some sense into him. Trump is too narcissistic to back down from his bs. There are other countries that chose not to reciprocate tariffs, even zeroing out tariffs. Trump did not remove US tariffs for the countries like gietnam that chose to zero all tariffs. Vietnam is about to pay +46% tariffs. This does not bode well for Trump's intentions.

Its gonna be tariffs on US tech. Tesla, Starlink, Microsoft Office, Cloudshare, Amazon Webservices. Those are all getting tariffed. And probably some more luxury goods, like Californian wine (sacre bleue). They already sanctioned harley davidsons and bourbon.

i thought orange nigger said the tariffs would stay in place regardless of any negotiations?

they change their mind on a dime. and you'd better pray they do it again

Correct

It’s over

The data centers of these glowing companies are in the EU. So they already did the needful.

Please don't call him an orange, that's rude.

Unless it's the UK, EU or China, it doesn't matter.

EU is almost Madagascar tier now.

Tschina already retaliated and the EU seems kinda pissed off. I would really like to know which countries exactly they are talking to

This is smart and based. These tech firms products can be pretty quickly and cheaply replicated in many cases. Loss to the US will be huge and permanent.

says Trump adviser

The death knell will be if the EU mandates European governments to use software made in Europe. That would nuke millions of upon millions of MSOffice packages, Cloud services etc. Massive blow to their revenue. Apple already isnt big in Europe but I wouldnt be surprised if they see a downturn in sales. The type of people who use Apple here are all lefties.

That's it. We have been in a bear market since the halving. You can't make this shit up. I'm out. No more crypto, stocks, politics. Time to pass the torch to some new fags.

LOL

If it's so easy, it shouldn't take them that long.
All they have to do is ignore all of the EU's regulations, then the countries with more funding will give their companies and industries a head start.

please tariff reddit

The EU is far too cautious to do that, and there are no good alternatives, particularly for iPhones and Macbooks which cannot run anything else. It would be an insane logistical nightmare across every sector

The US runs over a hundred billion dollar surplus in digital services. The fact they haven't decided to tariff that yet gives me hope that cooler heads will prevail.

they're already starting to roll out european version of starlink for ukraine
imagine pissing off the only other place on earth that knows how to create and innovate technology

These Western liberal countries have no one at the wheel. Basically all their actions are predetermined by circumstances. The reason they're disrespected so much is that people know they can treat them however they want and their actions will be about the same.

trump derangement is incongruent with reality

digital services

Kind of hard to tariff that outside of fines and investigations

Hey guys we totally have 50 countries waiting to talk about this!

No you can't know who they are or how the talks are going

But trust us, it's going well even though we're not dropping any tariffs!

pretty quickly and cheaply replicated in many cases

lol bargain bin cheap-ass sad Euros have to copy our shit and think they're winning

another Trump adviser says need to deal with currency manipulation and dumping

Personally I would sell until the Admin stops it's schizo tier nonsense

That's meaningless and the government has completely failed giving the president power to basically nuke his own economy.

Spain can cuck US by tariffing 100% in oil. Did you know US depends 3/4 on Spain for their oil consuption? we have already seen the shitshow with the lack of eggs, when have fun not being able to fry them. Also EU judges have not been bought by billionaires and you can sue them and win, pic related.

Why would it be hard? The EU would just have to implement a digital services tax modeled after a VAT on imported software, apps, streaming, cloud services and other services. This has already been in the talks for a almost a decade as the Digital Service Tax until an agreement was reached. New tariffs from the US are a pretty good incentive to put this back on the table.

This Spaniard is white. Anon Babble lied to me.

Did you know that we have more oil than we need for about 500-1000 years right here in the US we intentionally didn’t use?

are you literally retarded

The 50th countries

Madagascar,

Trinidad and Tobago

Argentina

Costa Rica

Lesotho

Haiti

South Sudan

The Saharan desert republic

The Democratic republic of congo

Republic of Congo

The theocratic republic of North Wallahia

the EU seems kinda pissed off

Vote on retaliatory tariffs on monday.

they don't capitalize to trump they just announce some bullshit to let him have an excuse to save face before he backtracks from retardation
what western liberal countries are you speaking of in the context?
vietnam, argentina, israel?

Of course they are coming.

trump is gonna betray the north dakota vanilla farmers

it's over...

Trump’s cabinet members attempted to use rhetorical devices as a way of assuaging rattled investors and consumers. Rollins said the markets weren’t crashing – they were “adjusting”.

There were moments of the surreal in the exchanges between Trump’s top officials and the political show hosts. Asked by CNN’s Jake Tapper why 10% tariffs had been placed on Heard Island and McDonald Islands, which are populated by penguins near Antarctica but no humans, Rollins said: “I mean, come on, whatever. Listen, the people that are leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic – the smartest people I’ve ever worked with.”

Actual comedy gold.

That literally doesn’t mean anything

yeah 50 countries tried to call us

If Trump actually solidified a trade deals with all of them then they would’ve announced that. THAT would’ve been the announcement not “yeah these 50 countries tried calling us”

50 countries

none by name, so they must be small potatoes

keep losing

I actually saw believable apologetics to this question on Anon Babble, something like "big countries are using the uninhabited territories they own to file false paperwork and dodge tariffs by saying goods are actually coming from these uninhabited territories, tariffing these places will close the loophole".

Well now I know that argument is wrong, there really was no reasoning behind those tariffs, and Anon Babble shitposters are better at crafting believable policy than the White House.

they're doing the song and dance which is the best case scenario bluff
if he's not bluffing or even keeps the 10% base tariffs he's still signing off on deep recession
this won't get resolved within weeks or months

More like Forest City of Malaysia

All the EU has to do is filter out at ISP level Google Adsense, Facebook Ads, whatever dumb Xdumshitname X is using, and so on, to make a -30% day. Effective immediately, revenues will plummet not in 6 months, but the very next day.

Anon Babble anons actually smarter then those with nuclear arsenals

Cocerning

you should know how to spot their bullshit by now
goods are tariffed according to country of origin, ie where they're manufactured not shipped from

I figured it was likely bullshit but I don't know the tariff process enough to know that it was bullshit for certain.

No, the Monday shit is only small retaliation for the steel tariffs the US made from last month. The "Liberation Day" shit is not yet on the table, don't expect anything until late April for that.

We do care though
We don't care about the EU

Wow literally what the Big Tech does. But I suppose its a non issue when it's that way.

It's not a dystopia as long as you don't live in birmingham or london

Don't forget VISA/Mastercard/Alipay taking dips

Christine Lagarde wants EU to ditch Visa, Mastercard for own platform - “Visa, MasterCard, PayPal and Alipay are all controlled by American or Chinese companies. We should make sure there is a European offer.”

Those countries are irrelevant. What matters the most is China and they won't listen to the orange diaper kike.

Blocks Google entirely

Forget just adsense, but leave youtube for the normies to coom over and gg.

All the EU has to do is kill their internet

I'm sure that will go over well

The EU just announced that they will retaliate retard

They would, idiots. Instead of implementing the mother of all stimulus to replace export with internal consumption, they'd rather cut their own throat. Then again, cutting the throat of Europeans is what the EU was created for.

you will once we start to tariff your digital services in retaliation.

we don't do any work anyway, we'll go and smoke and have lunch for a month, drive our gay little cars around

CAPTCHA: 8X HRT

says Trump adviser

this is going to get much, much more brutal

The formula still stands, trade balance or get fucked.

I'm not an internet infrastructure expert, but couldn't they do something like enforce ublock on EU ISPs? That would kill ads without destroying internet access itself.

Countries that export raw materials to the
US for value added goods will never have a trade balance, you are retarded.

*raises tariffs on german goods by another 30%*

Tf are those tossers going to do? Ban the sale of The Beatles and Rolling Stones catalogues in the USA LMAO

They can buy US SUVs and like them.

this post

I use butter, like a real man, since oil makes you gay (like you).

He means olive oil because he's so subhuman and stupid he thinks people fry eggs in olive oil and not butter. This is the mind of the self-important euroslave.

No, I hope they do it. I hope they do it and Anon Babble gets blocked in europe. Make my fucking day, you loons, you'll still come here on vpns because you're fucking obsessed.

ask "ally" to stop tariffing your shit

he tries to destroy the global economy in retaliation

Total eurofaggot death.

imagine pissing off the only other place on earth that knows how to create and innovate technology

If you knew how to innovate your economy wouldn't suck so bad.

Le art of le deal, tranny.

ask "ally" to stop tariffing your shit

What tariffs, you fucking mong?

the european union will, not germany you stupid fucking amerifat

Full capitulation may not even save the markets at this point. Trump's erratic behavior is the toothpaste that can't be put back into the tube.

Will they be named or is this like the "deep state" and "Globalist"?

Because Trump is a more nimble politician and communicator than all of them. He quite literally controls narratives like a puppetmaster. That's the blackpill trannoids are not willing to accept

Just put a fucking bullet in the orange retard's skull, ffs. Is blackcock out of assassins now all of a sudden?
I'm so tired bros...

The tariffs are reciprocal and they will remain reciprocal. If other countries lower their tariffs, we will lower ours. That's the meaning of reciprocity, Ranjesh

No one cares abt Lesotho and Kiribati

Retard

That would be a great idea if you'd want the private service sector to burn to the ground in less than a month. Not just that but it would reinforce EU as a tyrannical cesspit controlled by Brussels bureaucrats that step on its citizens rights whenever it's convenient but given the shitshow that went down during the pandemic in the continent it would not surprise me if the majority of the population ate it and asked for seconds.

"Eurocuck" didn't come out of nowhere. You're right

You can't actually be this stupid.

this retard is actually talking about olive oil

LMAO. And you Eurangutangs actually think you stand a chance agains the Orange Madman

EU sure works fast..

CHINA THE MOST IMPORTANT DUMB WESTERN DEVIL

too stupid to understand it was done for effect only and keeps talking about it just like they wanted for weeks

Yeah, that's how it goes in functional democracies, even moreso in a collective of multiple democracies. US should take a good note, maybe that would help avoid stupid ass situations like the complete clownshow we're witnessing now.

How did that go with Canada and Mexico?

What are you talking about? Israel set all their tariffs to 0% and they still got hit. Vietnam offering to set all their tariffs to 0% is told that its not a negotiation and it wont help.

Holy shit do you think anyone believes this contrived conversation?

I can't trust anyone in that Administration anymore

Yeah this is most likely the case.
Jannies really need to take care of the European, reddit, and transcord raiders.
I didn't read 90% of those nonsensical replies.

Ban everyone not gargling Trump's balls.

Replace ban with fire and this is how you got in this mess.

What makes you think Trump will accept any of their deals? His goal is to bring manufacturing back to the US. He has said this himself. Deals will not do that. Only pain, only higher prices on imports will do that.

countries don't lower tariffs or retaliate

companies move to the US because they need the US consumer market

countries lower their tariffs on US exports

American products become more competitive

It's not that difficult to understand..

The metrics they used to make the rates were not other country's tariff rates but rather the trade deficit the US has with those countries. You can't top down adjust a trade deficit unless your country's economy is a command economy rather than a free economy. If no one wants to buy US' products, the other countries' governments can't force consumers in their countries to do so in order to lower the trade deficit with the US.

shut up Starvin Marvin and buy a cybertruck then we'll talk

It’s super comfy where I am but I notice local shops closing down now. Migrants not 10 miles away. It won’t be long bro.
We are finished but more sad is that no one cares/notices.
There needs to be a shortage of food/beer/essentials for people to get their shit into perspective.
I can’t say I’m dreading the day when it happens if I’m honest.
Godspeed bongaloids

His goal is to bring manufacturing back to the US

Which is stupid when we don't have the infrastructure currently set up for it.

projecting this hard

I didn't say any of those things.
You morons want people to argue so hard it's unreal. No wonder your team lost by a landslide. I'm not even American and I can see how insufferable your side is.

The numbers don't really matter. Trump just wants to bring these countries to the negotiation table - or force them, rather.

Is being willing to talk capitulation?

The USTR even released an official statement saying the "reciprocal" tariffs are calculated based on the trade deficit and only on the trade deficit

Trump's rhetoric is all over the place. He recently wrote a post indicating he is in FTA talks with Vietnam

It's a last-ditch pump attempt to avoid the circuit breakers when markets open on Monday

Winning bigly

Yea that's funny, "lets make a free trade zone". Blows the idea the tariffs would bring manufacturing back out of the water.

Peter Navarro, Trumps senior counselor for trade and manufacturing, literally just rejected Vietnam's offer to end tariffs.

All the stars are here

why won't he just say it thought?
why does he need to make up all that nonsense?
is it a shameful act?

Then there will be no recovery.

correct, he's a very stupid man.

The penguin island didn't fold

It is over man, just accept it

EU won't retaliate