So it turns out being an investment banker is not enough to make it

doesn't invest in his social life

wtf my social life sucks?

besides, all finance workers i know fuck a metric shittion of hookers

disgusting tattoo

pass

No way there’s bankers with that english?
larp

he learned to do the needful at Yale

nah i’ve met retards that intern at banks in college that are fucking chinks and they barely know english but they’re good at quant shit so that’s all you need

not surprised at all. i know a fuck ton of guys like this at my school. especially cs kids who drink the kool aid and code all fucking day. elitist cunts who have no hobbies besides gym. obsessed with faang as well. everything is social climbing to these retards. wahh more leet code more networking more equations more calculus.

it’s insane how i have to compete with these fucking fags for a job. at least they make a bunch of money but it’s kind of ironic. i’ve told myself that they likely have a shit social life because they study or work all day while juiced to the gills on addy and it seems to be the case

I banged my manger with big tits and thick body when I was doing my slave labor internship at one of the big 4 firms. Fucked a senior, all week when we were put on some job in bumfuck nowhere. Senior had huge milky soft tits. Prolly one of best I ever seen. Sounds like the faggot in OP is a ugly workhorse. Many such cases in finance.

I hate incels like him and incels like OP that think if they do "magical thing" that suddenly girls will knock on their door

He grew up following the rules and messaging which was given to him. That can work for money, but it's never going to work for women.

1. that chinks face is funny as fuck
2. why put that green stuff on the food and ruin it? would be fine without it
3. if you make a lot of money why not invest in plastic surgery, top tier gym, personal trainer, etc etc. only thing money can't really solve is being short (i know there's LL but that's so brutal it almost isn't a real option).

I always find it funny how everyone knows the blackpill is real and true, but everyone gets pissed if you actually talk about it. It's for "incels" or something. Looks are everything, and everyone benefits from understanding this.

So you fucked a fat chick

the food that looks like shit is my favorite part

Everything is like this - you just shift your circle. The girls you meet in IB or PE aren't hairdressers who will be impressed, they're other bankers looking for someone higher up the chain or hot.

It's why a model tier girl who works in walmart is just going to have the tallest Walmart employee as her boyfriend.

I'm a doctor and my available dating pool is utter crap. It's all slightly fat, haggard looking female doctors who are so academic they never learned how to shave. I regularly wish i worked in a different lower end field just for the women.

I'm worried about what the hat might be hiding, but that dude is at least a 7.5/10 by Asian male standards

This is some of the truest shit you don't see enough. Dudes who are chefs and attractive have borderline rockstar level access to pussy (lots of hot young waitresses).

kek love replies like these

dude, just use your big bucks for high class escorts

Ostracization? No, Ostrichization!

Tattoo

I was impressed until I saw that

i remember of a webm of a guy in a suit talking to a woman and another comes and takes her and the guy in the suit doesnt do anything

What is he supposed to do? Challenge Chad to a duel? Call her a bitch?

Yep, ultimately you'd be best being early twenties in some accessible female field like retail or service but with imminently good prospects or doing that work on the side.

Being in a high end professional field is crap for dating as all you have access to is career women.

who are so academic they never learned how to shave

h-hot...

I'm a doctor and my available dating pool is utter crap

you're supposed to fuck nurses are you even a real doctor

no wonder you fags have such high suicide rates lmao

You've been watching too much scrubs. Doctors and nurses don't socialize at all, nurses fucking hate doctors and are basically trained to do so with all sorts of signs offs for challenging doctors.

If you meet the vanishingly rare competently english speaking nurse it won't matter, they identify with the HCAs and domestics and the once yearly night out they can manage with medical rotas is a strictly no doctors invited event.

im 6'6'' and handsome and that seems to do the trick

yep

Realistically, the bar is so low these days that shrimply having a full head of hair and not being obese is enough 85 percent of the time.

damn that sucks then. in the balkans where I live most of the doctors are married but fuck the nurses on the side. it's a big orgy out here

exactly. niggers who bitch and moan about not getting dates are objectively undatable and violent. why would any woman want to be with them?

Yeah it's a known issue that doctors aren't allowed to ever comment on. Even the other day after years our hospital finally opened up a doctors room like every other group has, first day it was open the head nurse on the ward i was on said "good you can all fuck off from our lunch room" referring to the ward kitchen that no doctors ever go into for anything more than getting water.

If you slept with a nurse you just know they'd turn on you and file a report.

yea, no kidding. i’ve seen this firsthand too. the hottest bitches at my school are typically the ones who are avg academics or in meme degrees. the more autistic their field gets the more ugly they are, funny thing is they always have orbiters are are never lonely, women can’t lose in this day and age

Shut the fuck up about bio women and wait for robot girls. It's 2025

women can’t lose in this day and age

As it should be

dystopian shit

still a way to go before full mass adoption is here. hopefully it’ll be nice though

sure feels that way. retarded market is fucking garbage too.