/smg/ - Stock market general

we are financially doomed edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Previously on /smg/ :

lol, lmao even

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WHO HANK TOUGH BALLS DEEP ??

IM WINNING SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I cast my vote

For Jerome Powell

For PRESIDENT!!

post ur're loses

KEK SOXL BAGGIES
THROATING
EVERY
SOXL
BAGGIE
ITT

rip stockbros. it was a good run.

TFW MISSED THE GENERATIONAL DIP

It's closing green today

all this dooming

not even a single circuit breaker

nothingburger

Tariffs are now infinity bajillion percent.
Actually, all imports are now illegal.
Actually, all spending is now illegal.
This will create jobs.
Make America Great Again.

a story in 2 parts:
1/2

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tfw you lived long enough to see the balkanization of the united states of america

Is there a group chat?

ITS OVER FOR POWELL HE CANT BE JOKING LIKE TAHT HES HUMILIATING DONALD

how low can this baby go, buying the dip is going to be a massive payoff

not happening, this baby still has a way too fall.

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tariffs won’t happen and this is the generational dip

post your average bub

KEK THEY'RE MOCKING THEM

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy.

wasn't orange man supposed to be a direct response to this and prevent it from happening

Watch it dump once Jpow shuts up

SOUN is 30 or higher by end of the year buy now

HIMS 100 OR higher by end of year buy now

CAVA back to 100+ soon buy now

NASDAQ has hit circute breaker levels two days in a row now. It's weird its not triggering

It’s going to crab (it’s lunch time) and then dump hard later in the afternoon. Nobody wants to be holding bags over the weekend..

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no one wants to hold this shit into the weekend

2/2

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The algos avoid circuit breakers after getting data from March 2020 because it prevents their trades from executing

RIP

Anybody else catch that subtle dig at the Trump administration by Powell?

the policy makers are reaching a judgement about what's in the best interest of the country in the long run

that's what they are doing.... I guess

kek

Ain't me Ain't me Im no bearfaggot son

Texas,California and Arizona join Mexico

we have come full circle,huh

DAS RITE

LMAOOOOO

TENDIES NOOO

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your term ends about a year from now

don't remind me
he's going to appoint such a fucking baboon when Jerome goes

IS THERE A GROUP CHAT
Hahahahahahahaahaahahahahaa

So what have you been buying so far?

Especially if Trump starts fucking with Powell.
Fed might be the last barrier holding back Trump retardation.

im so hyped to pay brazil prices for consoles hell yeah

THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS TIE. ITS FUCKING JOEVER

THE PURPLE TIE!

Fuck it, I shorted. I'm not playing this stupid game until he's outta office holy shit

Now is the time to ask about the tie :)

correction
nobody wants to be short going into the weekend
risk is to the upside

Buy NVDA.

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

( CANT WAKE UP )

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

SAVE ME

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

nasdaq has no circuit breakers, only S&P

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD

buying while it's still falling

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You faggots should have voted for Biden again. This would have never have happened under Biden.

As a new englander, I am ready to become a leaf.

Can soxl dump already

I'm not buying until stocks are green. I'll happily lose the first 5% gains to guarantee then next 10%.

better to buy early than late

And then people remembered the oligarchs own both parties.

as the months go by...its hard to say exactly when we will know

months

Would love some $8.30

I blame Kamala for being so shit that it lead to this happening

id rather buy on the way up than on the way down.

This is a boring snoozefest. I want armageddon.

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Do you know how gay you sound? Whining and bitching because the stock market is going up everyday forever?

Dell 11 P/E

Day 2 of tariffs and we have value stocks in tech for the first time in 5 years

America, the world's largest economy, about to experience huge inflationary pressures after a huge inflationary period, causing consumers to clamp down on spending and encouraging higher interest rates when everyone was hoping they'd be getting cut

China, the world's second largest economy after struggling to avoid deflation for the last 5 years and pumping hundreds of billions into their consumer market to try and prevent it, about to experience huge deflationary pressures, making their insanely high debt basically impossible to manage

The European Union, the world's third largest economy, was struggling to even get off of the ground for the last 15 years, and now is about to face a blow to its manufacturing sector, the only thing propping its largest component economy - Germany - out of recession

Japan, the world's fourth largest economy and the only other industrial economy really relevant to the conversation, being hit by basically the deflationary issues China's about to face while also having had the stagnation issues Europe has had

India, the world's fifth largest economy, is too irrelevant on the global stage to really prop anything up and is even more vulnerable to tariffs given how relatively undeveloped it is

Something like 75% of the planet's GDP is under direct threat of massive contraction. We're fucked famalamadingdong. I mean so fucking fucked. Everyone's throwing stones at each other but we're all passengers on the fucking Titanic here.

This but Biden

I blame my wife for being so shit at making hot pockets that she needs to be beaten. It's all her fault really.

Am I the only one who voted for Kamala here?

Anon, now is not the time to larp as a retard

Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do (like you do)

Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do

Touch me like you do, ta-ta-touch me like you do

What are you waiting for?

trvth nvke

real. if biden didn't run at all some other dem would've swept.

long brazil

no suicide hotline in OP

Why do we put so much stock in this powell faggots words. Hes done nothing important. Hes done nothing to help this country. You know what would help this country? Lower interest rates. There are no negatives to being able to buy a home and not pay 1000 a month in interest. Praise trump.

Not if it was a white guy

I'm Hanking it

I'm Hanking it

I'm Hanking it

Ohhh, so tough

go get a job as a whore

thank you mister powell

Crashing this market... With no survivors!

I live in NC and was unsure who to vote for but I went with Trump in the end. Now I'm deeply ashamed for that decision and will vote Democrat in 2026 and 2028.

Gut wrenching (had to double down at like $9 on the 5130s to get out w profit) but all in all the morning was good for me.

This is the second free money event of my life. I hope when the third comes I can ascend.

THEY WILL INTO ART OF THE DEAL
THEY HAVE TO

follow in your mothers footsteps

don't blame me guys I voted for Kamala

This is dragging out now. Wrap it up and lets resume the rollercoaster

i would never vote for a woman or a brown
not a chud, just dont like em, simple as

plenty of unsucked dicks out there that need some soft lips placed around them anon

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Currently drinking alcohol to ease the pain

So does anyone on this useless board actually have anything real to say about the situation or is it all just memes?

we're getting grateful dead questions now

yeah the writings on the wall, trump's gonna find a way to get rid of him

Back to Anon Babble you fucking NAFOtroon
Ukraine LOST

why would anyone have something real to say about a completely fake and gay market movement

Stocks will continue declining until they go up again

FUBAR

DICK PICS? WTF ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

It looks like stocks are going down.

the real opinion right now is

i dont know lets see

is there anything wrong in just doing nothing and waiting until stuff stabilizes going back into the market?
I don't want to try to catch le knife but I also don't feel like selling stuff that I know I'm going to keep long anyway.

In the market straight up hankin it and with "it" I mean, haha lets just say. My stocks

Ukraine WON
Russniggers LOST

OOH THE ROSSYIAN IS SEETHING

Red = bad. Green = good. Get the picture?

What is there to say exactly, Market is extremely unstable right now and i think it will drop further over the coming weeks.

just pray you buy in at the right time

refer to this for guidance

all will continue as today but will get even more brutal this monday when trump fires powell this weekend and the EU has a tariff response ready monday
thats where the real fun begins

There is no need to catch the falling knife, nor is there any need to sell stock in a company that has no bankruptcy risk.

Alea iacta est

What the fuck else we can do thats not memeing about it?

what do you mean
this place has been bobo central for the entire last month
plenty have been saying jerome would not be dovish
the tariffs were retarded in their implementation and have hurt the markets
rates will likely be unchanged in May

what more do you want, the overall outlook is bearish

Would you prefer to see some irrelevant lust-provoking images?

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i completely forgot that EU hasnt even issued their Tariff response yet, KEK

Yeh this shit is SINKING next week.

We're not even close to the bottom.

My view is that we are going

Red today another 5 percent

Next week crab

Week after start to rise because more people make agreements with trump and also trump will get desperate

But I'm probably gonna get abuse for this and be called a faggot and that it's bull cope or something. You have to accept that though

kys pedo

Is there such a thing as Negative Interest Rates?

Once the EU does targetted tariffs on the US, shit will really go down.

yeah while covid

Eu doesnt provide anything, so no it wont hurt anybody. China only hurt because they actually provide. Sit down while the 2 adult producers talk.

China alredy did their 34%,so yikes

that would be appreciated in this time of need

id wager you are probably right, trump likes using mafia tactics. This tariff shit is just a negotiating tool to get countries to come to the table and give him shit.

Its an extremely risky gambit but i dont think cheeto man gives a shit desu

Wouldn't this mean we are never reaching -7% on a single day again?

Put it on

Are value investors buying yet or just waiting?

The EU has a huge manufacturing sector that largely provides the US with precision tools and machinery.

When should I waste my money investing in the SP500?

Nah,this is most likely what will happen,even if he is retarded he will have to fold eventually to some countrys.

retired

/vig/ is closed sar.

>Red today another 5 percent

no change
we're about as deep red as we'll go today, ending somewhere around 3-4 seems likely
there can be a late 3pm dump but that night just be retail getting jittery

I think he'll get desperate because my understanding is that people voted for him mostly because they wanted people to go back, but also the economy. They trusted him more with inflation. This is obviously not ideal whatsoever for inflation so when people have less money in thier pocket he's going to have to compromise

SPY right now

mfw got rejected from mcdonalds and KFC

now just gamble my savings and live off government bennies.

I have a tidy profit in sqqq. Should I sell today or wait til Tuesday?

stocks have gotten increasingly unpopular by the day for weeks now

Chances of Trump trying to get rid of Powell?

I am. I have an interview for a second job on Tuesday.

I've lost $300,000 since the start of the year, almost 2 years of growth in 4 months.
Nothing is safe except hoarding cash, and even if you had cash the market is ass with no buying opportunities for years.

Why? Selling shit to America is how the rest of the world afford the bills, what are they going to do if they can't do that?

trying

already happening

succeeding

0%

Hot air WILL rise

Dont worry losers, amazon doesnt require an interview to be hired. You can all come unload my trucks for me.

i really enjoy this beautiful market

The bills are toilet paper

Starting a global trade war for no reason is going to hurt the economy for a long time. What do you want me to say?

second job

absolute madlad, idk how people can do 2 fucking jobs. even working just one for 30hrs drained me to a husk

/smg/ next week

By selling shit to each other to America's disadvantage.

You sick pervert. This is a stock market thread.

even if he doesnt manage it, Jerome's term is up next year anyways
which means trump will guarantee a crony into the spot

guys I have a 515 spy put for the 11th
will this make me a billionaire

Good sirs, do not redeem MSFT and GOOG shares, I need mr. CEO to hire me.

500 billion, thats cute. Elon musk alone is worth more than your exports.

A woman who can't even make hot pockets does deserve that tho

I can't wait to see the "based and trad" maga retards suffer in the coming months and years. All these smug faggots saying shit like "oh it's just a slight stock market pullback....gonna cry?" are gonna shit their pants when things get real. You faggots deserve what is coming to you.

The system can't work without americans consooming but also those countries can't afford to lose their manufacturing sectors by doing nothing. In the end everyone will get poorer

I have 300k in dry powder but paralyzed with indecision right now. So much shit moving at once.

sturdy rope
sleeping pills

EU had them for years after GFC. Powell isn't convinced negative rates do anything

they get better the more you beat them

It is a shit situation for everyone involved.
They will only notice once they starting losing elections again.

Buy TZA, set a trailing stop loss when you're +10% or so, and then enjoy everyone else freaking out while you make money.

Anon Babble lost biggestedly

Yeah. Japan had them for a long time, they changed it to a positive interest rate a few months ago.

I post cute, anime girls because if I don't distract myself from the market reality I might kill myself.

Completely forgot about them. /smg/ is taking up all my attention with how fast it is moving.

LIVE

Blood in the streets is good, I always was bummed that I wasn't around for the dotcom bubble crash.
We still have a long ways down though.

America and China stop trading due to jingoistic autism

prices spike in America

prices plummet in China

everyone involved: "wooooow how was I supposed to knoooooow?"

This is all so fucking stupid.

propping up AMZN

The real situation is memes, I already prepared for warlordism and have two escape plans.

same boat. not sure what i would even buy. maybe sso if i can stomach it

that ceiling fan looks kind of flimsy

don't understand this

Not him, but very much so.

That's substantially more than the US trade with China you fucking moron
Never mind the fact that the share of US exports is far higher with Europe, i.e. more vulnerable to retaliation
Way to show off just how little you understand any of this

JPOW said he would prioritize fighting rising unemployment if he had to chose between that and rising inflation
so all Donnie gotta do is put more people out on the streets to get what he wants

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95% of amazon is chinkshit, flimsy is implied.

doubling my money with SOXL $9 0DTE puts

doesn't need to last long

Aw cute, EU fags are in this thread pretending they matter on the global scale! Your countries are the sizes of our states, you barely cover our southern portion. You are pitiful and irrelevant

Elon's networth is tied to morons believing Tesla is worth more than the entire car industry

Are we going to break the 500 barrier today?

I don't really get why Chinese stocks are getting hammered this much, the Chinese sell very little to the US, only makes sense if you assume US will crash global market so hard other trade halts
can't see that happening, I'm buying more Chinese

ANY FELLOW CHINA-SHORTING NIGGERS HERE??

EVERYONE SELL IM ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW AND ALL THE BIG SHOTS ARE PRYING AT THE WINDOWS

we have these cool bottle caps now also culture and shit. stfu

if we do then it was have officially inverted on the Yearly
not great!

Yeah, China is probably oversold or at least will be soon. Xi is almost certainly going to push through some stimulus, his pride depends on it.

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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If you need a good reference, check out what happened to Russian stocks in 2022

it was have

sheeeeiit I mean it will have*

we could drill to the close easily

pray it doesn't land you in the hospital instead

very well
however
there might be a $3 trillion chinese stimulus coming through the pipes very soon

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It's not the same as Russia. China is free to trade with the rest of the world. In fact, they will be encouraged to because everyone is looking for new trade partners to offset the loss in the US.

Nividia at 93$

dayum

I've lost half of my life savings over the past year. I put it all in an etf this morning and will not look at its price or the market for the next 6 months at least. I can't bring myself to see it go down more.

If you still won't go balls deep knowing this, you're hopeless

doesn't matter im winning today
they won't release even a million usd stimulus for ~20% drop from right now in hang seng

Good. Hope Jensen burns one his jackets too.

I ended the day green solely due to GME calls.

When real life is reduced to memes, there is nothing to say but memes.

Balls deep in what? Puts?

yes, plus the absurdly strong fundamentals, with all that expertise and industry there is literally no niche they can't break into over the coming 5-10 years
I don't think this is a good comparison at all, but you are welcome to make a case for it

nasd-ack down 5%

No other consumer market in the world can make up for the US consumer market. Yeah things might get cheaper everywhere else but the Chinese companies are about to have a massive oversupply problem, and they will have a much harder time slowing down production and laying people off since government policy there is growth at all costs.

Stop trading

China is free to trade with the rest of the world

Why would Europe trade with China though?

babby's first day trading was stressful.

I thought I was buying @ 131.15 on my second transaction lmao

Still made $234 today

Is playing with $40k insane when my total portfolio is $230k?

The SPY 1Y chart is now in the red.
Orange man has been in office for only 3 months.

0dte 5100 P looking tasty at $15 please stop me from harming myself

The real plan is to unironically go ALL IN on Russia as soon as they win in hohol-land and their markets open again in a few months

No tariffs

About to gain control over the biggest natural resource deposits in europe

US admin is planing to lift sanctions

Almost entirely self sufficient economy insulated against any global depression turbulence

Absolutely massive industrial apparatus built up over the course of the past couple of years.

Thousands if not millions of vigorous young men about to return from the war to re-enter and supercharge the economy even further

A population boom likely to follow

The US diplomat meeting last week suggests both parties are keen to drop the sanctions charade and re-establish strong trade ties and spitroast the eurocucks into submission

Russia is literally about to experience the same massive economic turbo boost as the US did after WW2 for similar reasons
Can anyone suggest even a single reason to NOT go into MOEX as soon as it opens?

Really more like 2 months and change, but you get the idea.

Are they gonna trigger the circuit breakers today?

Bought AMD calls expiring next week.

eu

lol we have an ongoing war right in front of our door and we couldnt decide on what to do for the last 3 years. it will take them months to respond

just go to a fucking casino man

There are no brakes on this train

Is playing with $40k insane when my total portfolio is $230k?

Depends on your age, goals, income, and income source.

FOMC meetings should have a live audience with LAUGH signs in the studio. This interview has applied a certain feel to the presentation.

Because trade is good for the economy and trade with the US collapsed. It's not their first choice but they don't have too many other options.

EU will not do anything, they are too weak and member states fight each other

how does EU + JP + SK sound?
that should make up for more than enough consumers to replace retarded fatburgers
JEW S A will be completely isolated in the world, sorry not sorry for u burgers

I don't think this is a good comparison at all, but you are welcome to make a case for it

If your stocks get sanctioned they're worth zero for a long time. If you hold an ETF when this happens they might liquidate the holdings at firesale prices out from underneath you.
I'm not saying this will happen, but stocks trade on probabilities. The probability rose today.

look what you guys did again
everyone started talking about circuit breakers and now we get a big green dildo to ruin my puts
i hope you're happy with yourselves

I would be slurping chinese stocks, but the ones I've been watching already had quite a run up this year. I really want some BYD, but I don't want to pay US prices for it.

EU has no tools to deal with military and war stuff but it's made for economy stuff and Germany can't afford to lose their manufacturing sector to America

Why won’t it just dump already

I mean I'm down but what companies would you even invest in? My knowledge of Russian businesses is pretty much zero.

bless your heart. your wallet will be light

nvidia and amazon still falling

i am extremely glad i sold first thing this morning and only took a 10% loss.

I think the odds that the broader market is still coping and that delta won't eat me before the realization sets in are better than anything I'd get at a casino. I think more casinoheads should do stupid options plays (with only the sort of fun money one is prepared to lose at the casino).

Comped drinks might make the casino the better option though. Not sure.

Probably Tuesday

Copium reserves haven’t run out

so long as retail keeps trying the slurpy durpy the dipperino, institutions are more than happy to bleed their bags without moving the market to fast to hit the level 1
blame the slurpers

Why would China be sanctioned? Unless they do something stupid like invading Taiwan, no other countries would comply with the sanctions anyways.

Cramer now saying its over (after saying he was buying earlier this morning)

But the UK is facing many of the same problems as the US with loss of jobs outside of the cities. Meanwhile China is a political threat because it's an authoritarian regime bent on world domination. Outside of the sinosphere you don't have to trade with China.
IDK about Europe itself but I assume similar issues

Is this called slurping?

you also forgot to mention the lovely conversations you get to have with the 83 year old grandmother gambling her social security checks away for the last 30 years at the same slot machine spot since she first got there
nothing quite like the wisdom departed from such a sage

He never campaigned on any tariffs or destroying everyone's 401ks. I hate this fucking Zionist retard nigger

Why won’t it just dump already

Are you serious? Sometimes I wonder about the kind of people I share this board with.

now this is funny

Cramer is a fucking moron

Those factors make China a poor trade partner, but it's still a net positive for the UK to trade with them. The alternative is worse.

it needs to dump another 10% minimum

They literally tried to kill him a few months ago why would he give a fuck about anything

politician doesn't care about shit just want to keep his promises

That's kinda based for a politician

Don't worry, we're dumping 20% monday

I'm literally Warren Buffet

I actually think Trump's tariffs and forcing domestic industry is going to be beneficial because AI is going to remove a fuck ton of white collar jobs, jobs that white collar cucks used to naysay manufacturing jobs that got outsourced to east asia or mexico
AI would certainly make the US richer, at the cost of massive unemployment with no new job creation to replace it. It's not like in the 90s where you could say go to college and get a recession or outsourcing proof job. AI will replace workers in every new technology related industry.

this makes Trump even more based

if this happens I'll buy some extra tendies with my put money

to be honest that's kinda fair, you're in your 80s and you could get got by father time or a random schizo literally any day now so it's best to just let go of any social restraint and jus b urself

you guys actually think monday will dump even more?

right, that is a fair concern, and not news to me, just dumb and did not consider this is what you meant
I am banking on Europe being smart enough to not go along with US when it gets more aggressive towards Choyna

If he tries to nuke Jpow and EU responds with tariffs yeah. Otherwise I don't think it will.

???????

name one reason for the market not to dump

He never campaigned on any tariffs

Yes he did.

a lot of retards still hope/think that this is just a negotiating tactics and not something planed by the US regime to desperately try to reindustrialize the US, and will continue for years if not and more probably for decades, this is why i think trump might unironically continue for a third term and rely on territorial expansion (canada, Greenland) to boost popularity/legitimacy

because I would make money then

boring ass yee yee market right now

How are SOXL slurpers feeling right now?

I bought gazprom and lukoyl ADR shares during the first week of war. They are locked. What will happen to them?

We'll continue to trend down but will have to have some bounces, who knows whether Monday will be one of those temp bounces or not.

What are your positions?

Territoral expansion

Seeing Russians die was funny.
Seeing Americans die? That is going to be a fucking riot.

She doesn’t even look that young.

Actually, you would look like this if you were Warren Buffett. Most of my portfolio was sitting in BRK.A

the market should dump because I would make money then though

VIX1D ATH

It's an intermission so that you can go pee or make more popcorn

pretty good. 20k deep, average in mid 9s

Sunday, 11:59 PM EST
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
"On second thought, tariffs are GAY as hell. Liberals like them. I think I will REMOVE all tariffs effective IMMEDIATELY! We are Making American Great Again folks, believe me! Fight Fight Fight!"

I understand why Anon Babble is celebrating this.

it's over bros

the odds are higher he announces reciprocal reciprocal tariffs and tariffs choina another 30%

Based, he's locked in.

SOXL

LOLE
LAWL even

what about PYCCNR though

SVIX tiem?

Greenland isn't really going to be a thing unless China or Russia try to take it over. The US wants to deny access to Greenland more than it wants access to its resources.

BRK.A

I'm about to just sell everything to simply lock some gains in until the retardation quiets down. How smart or dumb am i?

Your average Anon Babble poster is an underage incel speeding towards suicide at 30. They just want everyone else to suffer before they go.

INTC, TSM, PLTR,
Played both bearish and bullish

America does not have the political will to continue this because they're full of soft faggots. Democrats will win in 2028 and walk all of this back except for a few sectors and perhaps targeted tariffs on China.

so you're saying puts are free money until 2028

Smarter than those who bagholded past parity and into several tens of minus.

2026 depending on how the midterms go. We might see a full on civil war if we are lucky

Are you people aware that the USA has military bases there and that it is sovereign NATO territory?

THIS IS A NEGOTIATION OPENING SALVO
NOTHING MORE
BUY EVERYTHING

might work but sounds a bit too optimistic. its a poor country that can't utilize its resources alone and most likely vodka will be the main thing selling to those men

Im sitting FULL cash right now

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOTTOM

yeah that's what I unironically think too, free money until 2026 and then free money going up

I don't mess with puts because I find exact timing tricky and it'll bottom before that. I am riding inverse ETFs with a trailing stop loss and have everything else in cash though.

if you're that worried and paralyzed by indecision just throw it all into some medium level Bond spread ETF like VCIT or BSV or BOXX

No you’re not unless you have it with you right now

but OTM puts are free money, just sell before they expire if you think its the bottom

Chinese stock suggestions?

it's literally at the bottom now stop slurping you faggots my puts are ruined

Hey, come here anon, want some Switch 2? *Show one from under my coat*

Eurochad here, can't wait to set up my grey market Switch 2 business to smuggle EU units to the US (former empire) so kids can still play. I'm doing my part to make the world a bit happier. It's better for kids to battle for a leaf of bread over Mario Kart, rather than slicing each other's throats.

no it will keep dropping below 500

considering this shit is still going to drop more the best time to cash out was yesterday. the second best time is now.

Eventually any losses you will be able to recoup if you buy the dip when it eventually stops falling.

Ticker: SPYU
Prognosis: below its inception price point

4x SPY presents an interested upside if/when we bottom out, keep an eye on SPYU frens

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TROOMP
is about to lrn
that you cant
keep JERKING
everyone around
with bluffs

hes about to get
CALLED
and WE THE PEOPLE
are the ones
who will get
DEEP FUCKING FUCKED

DEEP FUCKING FUCKED

DEEP
FUCKING
FUCKED
and FRENLESS

This is not financial advice but you haven't even seen retail hit that weekend panic yet

i said he would do it for bosting legitimacy and popularity purposes, also nothing is equal to having direct and complete control over it, since you can do, build, arm up what ever you want with it and engage and attack anyone from it , and take any resources without needing permission from a foreign country

I've missed all of the few ways I could have made money today due to indecision.

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Don't bet on it. That's two full days of news to fuck you over if you try.

That's unironically what countries near Russia do since sanctions dropped. Some of them even tripled their GDP purely by reselling shit.

fuck it i sold everything US related

what an insane discount. I would not be sitting on cash right now, this is a great entry for long term fellas.

IQ as a darkhorse. BABA and JD as more traditional China bets.

WE CAN AND WILL JERK EVERYONE UNTIL THEY GET IN LINE
THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS NO DEPENDS ON USA

All this doom and gloom and we didn't even hit one circuit breaker.

1 year of gains wiped from the S&P and nasdaq. Only the Dow remains.

Inconceivable!

I think EU said mid-April, seems a bit early for their announcement, but who knows

I am going to be funding the maximum limit into my roth IRA on april 15. Can we all please hope this trough continues until then?

It's not a quick and merciful end.
It's a slow bleedout.

trump is golfing, nothing will change

NEW @_@ !!

THERE'S NO PANIC
BIG MONEY IS PLAYING THIS TO THE T

EU

Critically underdeveloped credit markets, high taxes, and low salaries for low discretionary income

JP

Economic malaise for the last three decades, people are already maxed out on consumption, and no kids means no families spending lots of money

SK

Unstable, nearly just had a military coup

And for all of them: AGING POPULATION NO KIDS
Not a good recipe for consumer market expansion.
Read Zeihan.

That knife you just tried to catch is going to slit your wrist

PRIDE
COMES
BEFORE
THE
FALL

DAVID HOGG
WILL BE THE NEXT PRES

This is fine.

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stop slurping you faggots

shant

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Powell's mandate is over in 12 months. That's basically tomorrow. He'll appoint one of his dumb cronies and then all hell will break. See Turkey. Better get used to 90% inflation.

even if you might be right, if that happens it would arguably be a bigger disaster, since not only would it make all of this useless (reindustrialization would take years and more probably decades), and no one would trust the US policy's ever again, and no one will fall for it ever again so they can kiss good bye for any hopes of reindustrialization
but i think all of this is not just trump will, but it is the American regime will, so even if democrat's take power i doubt it would change, unless some majeur shit happen like massive interior instability/revolution/continued mass protests

oops I should have waited 2 mins

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Powell's mandate is over in 12 months. That's basically tomorrow.

I fucking love Anon Babble, that should be on on our rotating banner

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BILI just turned a profit for the first time last quarter

haha I also did nothing because I couldn't decided to do something

You son of basterd bich I have 517 4/17 bought today to try and offset losses from FUCKING REDDIT DOWN 60% IN A MONTH

517 4/17 bought today

too expensive

even if you might be right, if that happens it would arguably be a bigger disaster, since not only would it make all of this useless (reindustrialization would take years and more probably decades), and no one would trust the US policy's ever again, and no one will fall for it ever again so they can kiss good bye for any hopes of reindustrialization

Yes.

Yeah it's all fine.

trumps begging for this to come back and good odds he gets a "no" from jerome

this has to be the dumbest stock market crash ever

Just gonna be more expensive next week

just buy the dip
it's THAT easy

meh, if my put makes 4k that will be enough

muh drumpf has filled the doj with loyalists

The doj's staff, under biden, was 99% democrat and spent most of their time persecuting trump and other republicans in obviously corrupt ways, you hypocritical faggot. Nothing but naked, corrupt partisans. Any republican there would be a big boon to its impartiality.

spy

Tempted to slurp.