ITS ALL FUCKED

are we winning yet

is this over single digit drop?

More likely the actual tariffs and what's to come.

Who's catering? Is it Subway?

have any of you actually worked at a financial institution

Actually yes. For State Street at that.

Bitcoin fixes this.

Yesterday was the first day in my 10 year career where I was booked for meetings every minute of the entire day. Shit was crazy.

I for one put all my funds into gov bonds, things are looking up!

Yeah right. Tell us all about it. I'm a mid level manager and have a day like that weekly

It's amazing how Trump said he was going to do this for months, and nobody listened, and now that he's done it everyone is panicking.
Trump was a fucking genius not to do it on April Fools day. Imagine if he had, the utter chaos.

My dad is VP of zero interest lending at a major bank and he said to trust the plan.

I work at NASDAQ. We just received a memo not to come in on Monday. It's not good, bros.

An acquaintance's father works for the Fed. Today he was urgently summoned to a meeting. He came back late and didn't explain anything. All he said was to pack up and run to the store to buy groceries for two weeks. Now we're going somewhere far out of town. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's starting to..

Community take over

Do you have enough candles? Don't forget about candleja

they're trying to figure out whether to sell before it turns into a double digit drop

luckily, as my total assets amount to a few boxes of used books and a particularly unique figurine of Smoky the Bear from a garage sale, I am spared from this type of decision.

lmao

single digit today

single digit yesterday

combined it's double digit

all jokes aside i live near a major air force base and there have been cargo flights constantly for the last two weeks. as i type this a shadow is drawing over the entire area, it appears to be some enormous triangular black aircraft with an eerie light emanating from the center.

it's flying right over my house. i think i'm feeling something oh God it's charging up oh it feels like burning oh God oh God oh G-

Yes, today seems like the shift from "yeah Trump is probably bluffing it's probably going to recover in a few days everything's priced in already lol" to "oh shit we might go to a 3 year long bear market".
Today I sold the few shares of TQQQ I was picking up for a recovery play.

White Collar Industry collapse. Only trade jobs are safe.

my dad is a stripper at the club by the truckstop and he said tips have been extremely low recently, the money has almost completely stopped coming in and traffic at the Flying J has never been lower.

take this for what it's worth, because my dad is admittedly a dick-sucking whore who wears too-tight spandex hot pants over fishnet stockings and leatherette halter tops over his unshaven belly and chest, but i think it's getting really bad out there. might want to stock up on candles, water purification supplies, and lube.

Yes? 10 days of double digit losses gets you down to 0. These firms are planning what to do over the next 6 months. You can't just market sell 200 million of AUM.

I work for technology. Everyone is shaking right now like you wouldn't believe. Major setbacks.

My dad is the president of the United States. He said he is crashing the economy on purpose and then moving to Israel and is taking the Fort Knox gold with him.

Tiffany stop pretending to be Barron on the internet.

anon you have to say the full na

investment firm

in boston

boston

lmao sure thing bud

Actually I'm Jared. I call Don dad.

yes. Im not gonna dox my dad but the company has >500 billion in AUM
i guess i should have said asset management but they do investing too so

??? There are tons of good funds in boston, wtf are you talking about?

Are you retarded?