/smg/ - Stock Market General

Portfolio liberated edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Charts/Screeners/Data:

tradingview.com
finviz.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Live Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Options:

optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Calendars:

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htm
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
sec.gov/search-filings

Misc smg:

portfoliovisualizer.com
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Previously on /smg/ :

I want the liberation to end

stop panicking retards we're fine

I don't have any money left to buy the dip

Anon. Did your mom just happen to buy in the last 4 months????

Is pardoning the ceo of nikola motors bullish or bearish ?

fellas is it gay to have an anime girl step on your dick

someone is buying the dip

Good news the market will rebound trust the plan

Stock market tanking makes Trump look bad. Trump pressure the feds to cut interest. We stagflation now.

Basically guaranteed that crime is legal as long as you pardon trump
Lowers investor confidence long-term in the US
Bearish

Bearish. Fraud is legal now.

Sigma market general, give it to me straight: are we cooked?

No, but it's clear that the OP pic clearly shows 3 men.

There's one way, you know. You boast about having weapons. Fucking use them. And maybe even acquire boobas in the process

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Only libtard faggots would be mad at Trump for this.

It feels like we just restarted the covid pandemic all over again

Bullish Anon

he doesn't think he will print more money like he did during covid

Very

no, it's the future.

Print more money

While implementing tariffs

Yeah Stagflation

No, but I remember a screenshot from the Boggleheads subreddit where some retard shilled VOO to his elderly disabled relative. Parked the entire cash savings in there. She's probably down like 30% by now.

Topaz feet!!

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So true, having money is woke

buy more than you sell at your own business

everyone calls you stupid and how you will default soon

country buys more than they sell

this is actually a good thing according to "economist"

I paused all investment. This is a red year. Reinvest when this dumb trade war has stabilized.

It's bad for the economy, it makes very apparent that fraud is legal. Usually presidents wait til the last couple of months of their presidency to pardon criminals or other politicians. But Trump has only been in office for three months.

There is a reason why your executive branch is disconnected from your central bank, anon. Or do you think your president can pull the lever at will?

next week is where shit really hits the fan because countries will start their retaliatory efforts that they held off on until the announcement yesterday

the worst is yet to come when Carney and Sheinbaum chime in

He tried pressuring JPow. JPow told him to fuck off. He appoints the next head of the feds.

Feels like the entire internet got a foot fetish overnight.

welp +12% today on leveraged shorts
I closed everything time to get my beauty sleep

THE FED. Retard.

Can DIA drop below 407 already

DA GOBERMENT IS JUST LIKE A COMPANY

SLURP BROS IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN IM RUNNING OUT OF STRAW

+27% for me
I know I should close but it's tempting to just set a trailing stop and let it ride.

Elon touched the money
And the money went bad

BREAKING: BERNIE MADOFF POSTHUMOUSLY PARDONED

BULLISH?

And if Trump retaliates AND escalates in response? There won't be any shit or fans left. Tick tock, the world is watching.

or stock market nerds

rape NOW

Oh no no no the bears are laughing at us again.

DEFINITELY FOR A JEW CRIME IS LEGAL FOR YOU

I haven't checked my portfolio in 4 weeks. I will refrain from looking at it again for another year, I think.
Any other reality deniers?

Reminder that we have the jobs report tomorrow, too

trump is playing footsie with total global economic meltdown

does trump also like feet?

MY 401K IS ON FIRE!!! I WILL NEVER RETIRE THANKS TO TRUMP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

call me crazy, but i'm gonna hold. Shit is going to get way worse before it gets better.

if you never look at how much money you have, you basically have infinite money

You get what you voted for ;)

americans are waking up

I'm up 15% on VIX x2, time to sell or will this shit keep getting crazier during the day?

NASDAQ composite down more than $1k

You may now scream.

we're gonna hit a fucking breaker by noon

Shit will absolutely get worse if he goes through with this. The problem is that
1) The plunge protection team is going to show up at some point and pump things
2) He might change his mind over the weekend
I think it's unlikely he'll back down, but there's always a chance because of how self-destructive these tariffs are.

this is bullish

I voted for trump and live in a swing state. My portfolio is heemed

cursed partialism OP

I channel my shiny rocks and cast: Circuit Breaker

ok someone wanted the big one this is the big one

Literally dreamed about my investment being halved because I decided to short today

Reality is that I went up around 10-15% instead

Options really isn't for me. The stress is ridiculous.

Anons and euros are seething but this is exactly what I hoped for. Great stuff.

TSLA bear anon report in how you doin

youtu.be/G8QokeCM21c
How did you know this was one of my favorite Royksopp song

Would Soapy give me good investment advice?

It keeps dipping

slupring now

are you people retarded, give it until summer

call me crazy but i think a 60 dte TQQQ call could print big bucks this month

pretty sure there are multiple of us here, unless someone said they yoloed everything they owned into it?

MY GACHA MONEY & RETIREMENT FUND AHHHHHHHHHH STOP FALLING

There was one last thread that told me he was worried about the spike but holding

Where is the silicon valley located?

This is just getting started. How long till Taiwan is invaded ?

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the frog rises

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Ich habe kapituliert.

china invading taiwan is bullish

Nous sommes en guerre
OUI

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would you trust a smartphone app with investment advice?

T up 2.5%

The worst is yet to come and you fall here

It won't stop going down. I'm actually not able to process rationally with the anxiety.

TSLZ is crabbing at $4 so it’s still in slurp zone. TSLA will likely dump to at least $250 again this week

Invasion is never going to happen. China will just eventually welcome them back into the fold and let them play capitalist like Hong Kong once US aid is gone.

Tell me about her. Why does she wear the backpack?

market crashed and now i can no longer afford anime waifus. it's so joever.

im pretty sure everyone that went bear is doing fine right about now. godspeed to all of you

How the FUCK does he do it, especially with AAPL at -8%
I KNEEL

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These tariffs is probably the stupidest thing hes done as President. I dont know what he was expecting doing this on a weakening economy. I love all the copium around how he did to "lower the 10 year yield" or stupid shit like that, there's no way he thought that far ahead

BASED JVPITER

My european stocks are the only ones that are green

...you guys were still in? Why?

bought 2 WMT puts despite working there. why is it back up to $89 despite these chinese tariffs.

The entire point of Taiwan is their plants. Invasion of Taiwan would probably be great depression 2.0

got out months ago before the first drop

how the fuck did he know?

The secret to outperforming the market is to not lose money

i will never stop trusting the plan

The best part? It is not even year 1.

Why would he care what tariffs do to the stock market?

IVPITER…

Based JVPITER
Alas, Germancucks will spread their tight anus so it can be gaped, they just love it.

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Implying TSMC isn't wired to blow with an obscene amount of Semtex at the slightest sign of a Chinese invasion, sending my intel bags to the moon.

Please, Chairman Xi, it is time

OWARI DA (real)

I hope EU gets destroyed by this.

GGUGUAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I actually had a lowball SPY $540 put, but sold it half an hour ago since it looked like the dump had stalled. Still made a minuscule profit, but damn.

everyone thought he was a senile boomer who couldn't keep up with the modern clown market

we were the clowns all along

He won’t be changing his mind that quickly. It will be a while before that happens, not as far as the midterms but only after some damage is done. And that’s if he chooses to admit he was ever wrong.

Only 2% more until breaker lul

we must re-organise the economy for the forthcoming war for living space

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Are there any EU companies that are making significant investments in the US though?

SPY 552 put expired yesterday

Based

also sold an AMD put too early and a SPY $558 put at open. profit is profit, and I’m up +50% today, but goddamn if it doesn’t sting. Still in the process of recovering my TSLA put losses from earlier in the month.

I doubt he gives a fuck, hes a billionaire.

Oh no poor wagies can't retire? Fuck them, they need to die for Israel anyways

I shorted tesla at the local bottom

Imagine having a 300 billions dick ready to be unleashed right before a '29 tier crash

Europeans are getting off work now :O

Do you hear the drums, anon?

What products does America make?
High fructose corn syrup thats banned in most countries?

Lutnick is so fucking retarded holy shit.

I hope the US gets destroyed by this and Canada joins the EU.

how do tariffs make antibiotics or missiles when everyone is broke and jobless? lmao, come on fuck these clowns

Delta on my put went from -0.02 to -0.12 lol

Fuck me it looks like it's going to keep going

Tax cuts will offset tariffs

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other puts expiring today:
SPY $534
SPY $500 I bought as a joke

Red day

KO is green

I've noticed this pattern multiple times this year.

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He sold AAPL at the top, didn't you get the letter?

I can't cope with it. These tariffs will almost certainly go through now, only reason it isn't drilling is cope that they won't.

Now the EU has a border with the US

That would be mental.

Why they didn't simply give subsidies then?

Nasdaq EOD -10%

A lot of redditors here today. Cope and seethe faggots.

Being serious, how much % will fall. 5% 10% 20% ?

what the fuck is he even talking about

OH MY FUXKING GODDDDDD

He's a fucking retard just like his boss

if you dont worship trump you're a redditor

i hope you get drafted to die for israel

He thinks America should be allowed to send its e. coli ridden beef to the EU

SOXL tanking to 12$

ARE YOU ARLIGHT SOXLDIERS?
AHAHAHA ARE YOU ALRIGHT??

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Alright I set my trailing stop. I'll make a very nice profit no matter what happens now. Feels good being right.

Why don't you just read the playbook they wrote and published that tells you what they are going to do, when, and why. Its on the internet, literally.

stock market -20%
US dollar -20%
-10% unlocked already, -10% more to go

I don't think Trump is going to change his mind. He's going to have to be forced to stop.

Honestly, activist judges are the only real chance to stop it before it happens. Trump is relying on a declaration of a state of emergency for the power to issue these tariffs -- but there is no state of emergency about the import of vanilla beans from Madagascar, or anything regarding the fucking penguins of Heard and McDonald island. A judge can issue an injunction against the state of emergency. It's something incredibly rare, judges are understandably shy at interfering with the executive branch's ability to declare emergencies... but if ever there was a time to call bullshit, it's now.

Congress could pass a binding resolution ending the emergency, but it'd need to get through the House and the House is too cucked to do it. Maybe once the tariffs hit and the blood is in the streets there'll be enough republican house reps willing to jump ship to oust the speaker and vote on a resolution, but not until then.

Unironically the best bet is an Obama appointee judge issuing an injunction over the blatant abuse of states of emergency. It's possible, but it's a longshot.

Buy the dip

Retarded pump out of nowhere

audibly laughed

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catalogue is more frogs than wojaks

more green than pink

bigly bullish signal methinks, finna max out a second credit card

I think his character from step one of his political career has been to never publicly back down from anything and if his hand is ever forced, to do it as low key as possible. I don't think he can back down from this low key, it would be an admission that he was wrong. That it was a bad idea. That everything he was blowing his horn about for the past months was retarded. He's not doing that shit, he's going to keep saying "it will get better" and if it ever does get better whether or not it's a better place than we were before he will sound the horn again about how he was right. Shit he'll probably do that even if it doesn't get better.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOTTOM AHHHHH

HOW DID THEY ALLOW HIM TO DO THIS WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THIS

Permanent or will recover in a few weeks ?

Those jobs sure are coming home

it's healing

My stocks are worth fewer dollars than they were yesterday.

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what should I short bros

I'm new to stocks and I'm coming from crypto. Why am I asked so many questions when signing up for my brokerage account? Why is cash and margin separated into two different accounts? Why do they need to know everything about me, my income, my net worth, where my money comes from, how I intend to spend my money, what stocks I will be eligible for? wtf is this totalitarian crap??!

former trumo voter

You stick out like a sore thumb. No one is fooled by it.

hallucinating posts to get mad at

i've never voted for zog

Tesla put hit my close stop loss

And that's me out of the game for today. Actually made decent money so I'm all smiles.

he thought voting was useless

he thought voting doesn't change anything

he thought those shitty memes were real

You understand now? Because I guarantee you you actually don't understand it yet. You will soon.

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

idk man i just use my bank
they did that automatically for me

say thank you

you can blame the jews for that, anon

responding to poltard tourists that don't even know what a tariff means

BUT I VOTED FOR THE STUPID BITCH. I REMEMBERED HOW HIS LAST TERM WENT. I LIKED HER HOUSING POLICY, THOUGH.

why the frick is tesla pumping

I am shorting you retards

You have to be schizophrenic to still support Trump, so its not surprising

my best interpretation of Trump's plan is that the bottom will be in 6 months, then it starts pumping towards the midterms (end of 2026).

how did the royal crown allow the rothschilds to blow up the entire british economy???? why didnt they stop it???

one day you'll start noticing patterns. and then you know what will happen? nothing. nothing ever happens

The biggest problem being that knowing won't help.

yeah we're gonna do a V and end green again aren't we?

Even crypto exchanges separate cash and leverage no?

TRUST THE PLAN MIGAPEDES
BUY TESLA CAR AND TESLA STOCK FOR BASED MUSK AND REDPILLED INDIANS
INDIANS ARE BASICALLY WHITE

He successfully made the market so schizophrenic it no longer sees indicators and acts according kek

we can't have a war where we can't get antibiotics and we have to call another country to make a missile or to make a plane

You can absolutely have other countries do that.
A bunch of countries buy American weapons and happily use them kill people but maybe not anymore lol.

lol
lmao

They definitely won't in the short term but they might get fairly hammered long term. Currently the euros biggest problem is that they're trying to impale themselves on Russia like retards though.

all the Americans will have jobs and be able to pump up their 401ks while stock values are cheap as chips

Based and fucking over globalists pilled.

Man, the people reading the history books in 50 years over that shit will laugh at the sheer retardation that was going on.

special shoutout to AMD puts

EU defense pumping again

damn, wish I stayed in

voting only matters if you live in like 5 specific states

The cope is based around the idea that Trump is just listening to Bessent as he talks about it constantly, in fairness that isn't impossible. But even if we were to grant that premise would causing this havoc and pissing off the whole world with the intent just to lower the yield and then likely reverse course on the tariffs be worth it? Personally I doubt it. Even with the most charitable interpretation of their moves they seem unwise.
This is true but you can solve that with targeted tariffs rather than these pants on head retardo version of supposedly "reciprocal" tariffs.
A lot of poorfag tourists here today that care about left-right cheerleading instead of their own finances.

now having to hope that these faggot judges do something useful for once

Grim.

There are no Vs where we are going buddy only a big fat L

Russians are subhumabs trying to rebuild the USSR while threatening us with nukes. Of course we will respond in kind.
Leave it to cucked Americans who worship nigger thugs to defend subhumans ald promote unconditional surrender.

What labor force?

I'm watching for Kramer to capitulate, then I know it's over. He's still optimistic ("buying opportunity") though so we're still fucked

EU bean counters can completely rape MAG7. Any EU counter will focus on services, which is the actual strength of the USA.

its fookin bloody red mate

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my boomer boss from the US has a Dell stock widget on his desktop, probably his life savings in it, also he 100% voted for this lmao

have 5 contracts at 105 that's just printing money
hindsight always reminds you to load up more

I guarantee things will be only more retarded in 50 years

it's still not as bad as last april
why are people so mad

I can't tell if anons are genuinely retarded and actually think

Stock market = US economy

or if they're just messing around.

Ciggs and soda pop doing well

Lmfao dip buyers

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Imagine EU raping Microsoft et al in response to this shit
We're going to have widespread Linux adoption across the Union. Year of the linux desktop, for real this time

Hey, 20 bucks from VICI.

I hope all countries on the list coordinate to fuck the US over hard. Republicans will lose the next 10 elections after this bullshit and they only have themselves to blame.

Chinese stocks are flat for 20 years so their economy must suck

last april saw overall movement in the entire month less so than even just today

What about my Microsoft certifications

Okay. Have fun with that then. Hopefully that goes well for you.
lol

The stock market is a good proxy for the health of bigger companies.

NVIDIA had little tumble..

Won't happen, let's be real. But the real nuclear weapon is EU filtering out Google Adsense and the Kikebook and whatever X equivalent at ISP level, like a wide Adblock. Now this will be podracing. Takes 2h at best to implement, with immediate effects.

It will go well for me. You keep sucking brown dick, MIGAtard.

You WILL live in a second Warsaw Pact.

buy the dip bros

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So it will finally happen? Trump will use the windows kill switch?

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Can confirm, I work for a public institution in Germany and I am a Linux sysadmin.
We will be culling US software licenses and subscriptions for sure. Microsoft, Oracle, looking at everything rn.

I will kill Russian subhumans and their ugly spawns. White niggers, all of them.

wow that dip is nuts

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A lot of poorfag tourists here today that care about left-right cheerleading instead of their own finances.

This why won't the poorfags support pumping stocks that they don't have

Based. Boomers will have to suck it up.

I will never forgive chuds for this bullshit. We owned the world and gave it away for nothing.

BROOOO JUST ZOOM OUT 20 YEARS

and gave it away for nothing

Not true. The whole world got a good laugh out of this clownshow.

You don't have to larp as a tranny to state the truth, you know that, right

30* kek

Based. So we can start cutting expenses right now?

We owned the world by shipping all our jobs overseas?

A tall guy sitting down doesn't make a manlet grow.
America already did this once and the rest of the world still couldn't catch up.

The dems aren't blameless here either. Their opponent was a literal drooling retard and they still lost because they couldn't stop focusing on absolute bullshit that not only does nobody care about but actively turns voters away from their cause.

maybe try doing a test run with the not-white niggers your government keeps importing infinitely

Americans are getting shorter because of spic, jeet and chink immigration tho

While we would all love a move away from Windows (Did a fresh install of 11 the otherday and the amount of bullshit I had to turn off or uninstall is criminal) Linux will never compete until you can do something as basic as 'download file, double click it, it runs'
Most boomers can barely navigate their own desktop, you think they'll ever be able to download drivers and launch programs from the terminal? no way,.

The demonrats offered up such a comically shitty candidate that the majority would rather vote Trump's dumb ass back in

It isn't bullshit to them. The deeply care about it. That is what they are.

Not really, everyone is getting deported and their green cards revoked.
My EU country has issued a travel warning that we could get deported if we go as tourists or researchers to america

Remove both

indices are rebounding

? Someone explain?

Legal migrants and their children make up 90% of brownoids in the US.

If you break the rules you get deported. How is this news worthy?

They're inhuman demons that don't fucking care about anything other than getting elected and staying in office. The only reason they "care" about anything is for that purpose and that purpose alone. But this time they were shitty fucking demons who couldn't read the room and lost in one of the most embarrassing defeats in US history.

Seeing the US being colored on a map along the likes of Iran, North Korea and whatever African shithole on travel gov webpages will never not be funny

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beautiful
perfect

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looking at indicators on SOXS....my urge to short is rising....

Well I guess that was it. I hope you all bought the generational SOXL bottom lmao.

Its actually the democrats fault I voted for a retard!!!!

Republicucks are allergic to accountability.

I am praying to God that the GOP leadership decides to just cut their losses and euthanize the entire administration before it can do more damage.

Dems are fucking retards no you didn’t need to put fucking trannies everywhere
and be asocial assholes

I'm not even sure what everyone was upset about. If you put in even a modest effort you could live a great life in this country, but...

Ohhh I saw a brown person

Ohh I saw a tranny

Ohh I can't get a girlfriend

So I guess everything had to be destroyed. Whatever.

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you think they'll ever be able to download drivers and launch programs from the terminal?

You can definitely set it up that way in 2025, most boomers never install shit in Windows either, they just need their spreadsheet, the word processor, an email client and the internet. That's it job requirements met for like 80% of jobs. Shit like ERP's is fairly OS agnostic so you can still have them access SAP and the like relatively painlessly

Break the rules like post on Anon Babble that trump dumped the market and then show your phone to the immigration officer and then get deported

Ok

It's getting close to my trailing stop. Fucking faggot dip buyers man.

You only get deported for blaspheming Israel, get with it

I've never even met a tranny, you'd think they are everywhere

SAP to the moon confirmed.
Just bought more.

You are missing the point, it doesn't matter if they say it cynically or sincerely, the point is they have to say it because that's what their supporters demand and expect.
They did have to, trannies are the logical evolution of their ideology.

TSLA actually going up

what in goddamn?

I never even think about trannies except when Anon Babbletards bring them up.

everyone is getting deported and their green cards revoked.

I will have to go to the US for a month because of work in the summer. How likely is it am I going to be caught by ICE on the street and put in jail with niggers? I will have an H1B1 visa or something like that

PITA
BOOBA

same, starting to wish I sold my put half an hour ago

wipe out pensions

wipe out social security

wipe out retirement funds

just so everyone will be forced to work at the local shartsla and shartmazon sweatshop until they're 90

manufacturing is back baby haha...

Unironically make sure you have a clean phone and laptop. They WILL peek inside.

at least it look like it might start plummeting again. any second i swear

Theyre less than 1% of the human population

been staring at the chart for the past 20mins lol

I can only assume it's because of millions of retail investors who think it's a good buy because it's market share is going to grow.
This ignores the fact that the EV market itself is going to shrink worse than grandpa's dick on a chilly december morn.

same anon, same. been staring for an hour straight now

B-but climate change?

Have no stocks

Come to /smg/

Beyond that this is going to affect more things negatively than just stock price, this is going to greatly reduce their purchasing power and it's not going to bring enough jobs back or increase wages enough to offset that decrease, so it's bad for poorfags too.
Dems really willing to die on the tranny hill really is definitely a big part of this.

ANON
YOU SAID IT WAS THE BOTTOM

I am so glad I didn't listen to the goobers here saying we were "priced in" and this was gonna be a nothingburger.

I did exactly what I said I'd do here. It saved me 10k.

business.anonbabble.com/

I guess I was the bottom all along

It's hard to understand when you only think in quarters.

Jobs report is tomorrow

nearly forgot about this
Labor Dept already pre-released first-time benefit claims report which are lower than expected, job numbers might not be so bad for Feb

Socialism and it's bad on the spending sheet

The US dollar has lost 97% of its purchasing power since the creation of the Federal Reserve in 1913. Their "purchasing power" is already shit.

Fucking faggots

I unironically blame virgin gamers, and the boomer parents who enabled them.

think about the children anon. how are they going to live in a polluted world?

line going back down again

WMT is somehow holding better than TSLA. recovered nearly all the premarket losses. what the fuck. surely puts on WMT are free money

Trump is trying to crash the stock market at least 20%, causing a flight into treasuries, this will cause the fed to slash interest rates so he can refinance the debt to near 0% and cause a deflationary spiral which will lower the cost of everything.

He also intends to use tariffs as an incentive for companies to build in the US to avoid having to pay them. The Tariffs and the resulting global trade war will also force American Farmers to sell more of their goods in the US (due to retaliatory trade measures by other countries) which will directly lower the price of groceries in the US.

More than 94% of all stock is owned by just 8% of the US population. Trump is literally taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor

This is why Trump is playing a game of Hokey Pokey with Tariffs. One day he has 25% Tariffs on Mexico and the next he doesn't. This is to cause extreme volatility in the markets and a desperate need and demand to flee towards treasury bonds which are much more stable but offer much lower potential return.

This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

SOXL down 25%

KEK baggies

Those were different times.

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Holy shit, kek.

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And starting a trade war against the world isn't?

everyone was 97% richer in 1913

Anon Babble is so financially illiterate it's insane

How are Republicans good at the economy again

TRUST THE PLAN
Q

its true

huh, they didnt lose that much but still. impressive

shut the fuck up cultist faggot

That's not a Anon Babble poster, it's a Anon Babble virgin obsessed with trannies.

This hasn't been the case in a while now anon unless you ignore shit dems put in

NOOOOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE A REASONABLE MARKET THAT MAKES SENSE WE NEED MORE BIDEN INFLATION ARTIFICIAL PUMPING ONLYFANS ECONOMY

Or you made all this bullshit up on the fly so you never have to imply that you were wrong about anything

can't tell if shitpost, or actual retard
leaning to former considering this is just a copy-past of that Anon Babble post, but with how retarded the average Anon Babble user these days is, anything is possible.

I never even think about trannies until you post

I was making a lot of money under Biden. I am losing money because of Trump. It was also coherent under Biden and the idiot put a tariff on penguin island.

replying to copypasta

loomer's back in the wh and getting people fired

oh we're completely off the rails huh

Whats funny is the last time that republicans enacted insane tarriffs they lost control of Congress for 60 years

60 years of blue

will this save the markets?

HE DID THE MEME

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the markets didn't recover until a world war

You can now tell AI to do that for you.

Trump thinks like a retarded NAFO on Twitter who thinks America can become a industrial superpower for all it's own needs overnight and that his Tariffs will make the US competitive

NOOOOOOO IM TOO LOW IQ TO REALIZE TRUMP WAS GOING TO START DEFLATION AND TURN AMERICA INTO A NATIONALIST EXPORTER

We already fucking produce more oil than russia

RECYCLE

It's from Canada you refine it and export it

start deflation

inflation is up though
in curious if jpow will still deem it transitory come the May fed meeting tho

They aren't getting deported, if they were all getting deported I might actually consider it worth the retarded economic policy. If current deportation rates continue they won't even deport one million people over the course of his entire term.

No you stupid faggot, america is the #1 producer of oil on the planet.

tariff every country in the world at a higher rate than they tariff us

expect them to buy our stuff over China's

Real big brained moves, huh?

should of went all in when i was 9 years. lesson learned
kek, this

This is also why eggs are cheaper now than they were under Joe Biden.

Our eggs come from Turkey.

i bought in with a bank loan.

You levered up when things were ripping????

What if a bomb fell on your head right now?

This is not even close to over, anon

Zoomers never install shit in Windows either, they just need the internet and an app store. They are worse than boomers. Boomers generally have a little more computer sense than zoomers sadly.

no