TSLA BULLS BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
b-but... elon told me to buy the diperino...
Yeah elon might be cooked
kek
Yea, but energy did well. The meme is true, Tesla isn't a car company.
Production is down, even they themselves don't believe in their own bullshit forecasts.
He'll be fine. Tesla is not a car company. It's a ketamine company, and there is every indication that business is booming.
I'll get my home bot from Honda/Boston Dynamics, size small, and the hebe kit from some degenerate Japanese body shop.
oh no elon sisters
I have a feeling it will end the day green once people start pushing the energy narrative and Trump flinches on tariffs.
This. These car sales numbers don't matter. Once the Optimus robots and Robotaxis start rolling out, nobody's stopping tesla.
Same. I don't see how anyone could trust a Tesla branded sex bot. It'll stream a live feed straight into Elon's personal neuralink.
tesla always goes up. doesnt matter in clownworld. jewish psychozionist hedgemanagers will pump it to the heavens just to support zognald trump's narrative. its literally going up right now
just keeps climbing on the day
yep
Anon Babble comes back online and the retarded, paid Tesla spammers come back as well. Posting the exact same posts as before almost verbatim. Incredible.
What do you think you're accomplishing?
How? I'm a Tesla ignorant, who thought they only made EVs.
Tesla got a bump today because Musk is leaving the government
Tesla is a meme stock, and the type of people that own the most shares are Elon dickriders who do everything they can to ensure the price stays high no matter the fundamentals of the company.
ok now that elon left the government everyone will forget what happened and start buying teslas again
delusional. the brand is fucked forever, the company's only hope is that tesla makes some kind breakthrough in energy or robotics and leapfrogs ahead of everyone else which is never gonna happen because the company is run by a drug addict that uses indians to save a dime
Commit domestic terrorism against people who buy a certain brand of car
Sales in that brand of car drop
Total Shitlib Death
I do enjoy reading the total retardation and coping from all the "Europeans" on Anon Babble, then reading actual good information from actually intelligent people in other places which further illuminates how fucking stupid you faggots are
It'd be comical if it wasn't so sad. Why are you all here? What do you stand to gain?
billionaires are cool
The average person has an attention span of 5 seconds, I guarantee in 2-3 years nobody on the left is going to be chimping out over teslas like this
Would love to see your physiognomy and physique, fellow Anon!
stock keeps going up despite terrible news
hahahaha
-Tom Lee called market bottom yesterday.
-Tariffs affect Tesla less, because a higher percentage of components are locally sourced and assembled.
-Protesters don't seem to be in an economic bracket able to afford Teslas.
-Robotaxi coming in June seems more like a sure thing.
-Energy business is still growing.
-More analysts are acknowledging that Q1 sales slump was due to model refresh.
-Future outlook in China is positive, with high pre-orders for the refresh and social media hype around FSD.
-Never discount the possibility of the FUD coming from market movers who want to scoop up shares on the cheap.
That said, Tesla has always been high beta. Sentiment can change rapidly.
People have been talking about the upcoming bad Q1 earnings for weeks, it was unironically priced in
terrible news
ahhh yes the media congolmerate all pushed a certain message so I guess I'll be forced to believe it
Thank you all for your explanations.
and the type of people that own the most shares are Elon dickriders who do everything they can
What do "they" do, specifically?
that's from the politico story about him potentially being "out" of Trump's inner circle/DOGE. Which is stupid because the damage it was doing to the Tesla brand is 100% irreversible at this point, and it's not like his dumbass is going to shut up and stop being a manic ket addict.
the various estimates I saw were all already factoring in the bad earnings / brand damage and they underperformed even those.
With all the images of burning Tesla vehicles going around I'm surprised sales were higher than 0
I'm already up 20% buying this (clown world) but holy shit just fire Musk already and give it to the Chinese guy. They've wanted him out for years and now this is their chance. China already won anyways
How do you do fellow TSLA holders why yes of course I bought this evil bad nazi stock (clown world honk honk!) PLEASE GIVE TO SUPERIOR CHINESE I LOVE THIS CHINESE PPLS !
You own: 0 stock
You have: no money
You are: poor and retarded
meanwhile its up 5%
most intensely retarded and manipulated stock on the market by far, what a fucking shitshow it is.
never touched it, nevel will.
actually if it keeps rallying, shorting it would be almost too tempting.
hes not leaving because hes trying to "save" his brand, trump brought him on as a "special government employee" which means he has to leave after 130 days, he made it pretty clear this was always a temporary thing
Like it or not, much of Tesla's valuation is tied directly to belief in Musk and the greater "Musk-onomy" - his dream of kickstarting the next age of exploration.
Tesla without Musk is a successful car company at best. At worst, it becomes another Paypal.
JUST
This is because he failed in Wisconsin
please please PLEASE short it
but don't forget to post it here, you subhumanist cretin
P.S: You lost lmao
Are these numbers bad? They sold over 300k cars
is selling less stuff good or bad?
Anon Babble moment
+5%
bears absolutely raped and gaped
300k seems like a lot for only one quarter