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The big day is here. ITT we share predictions, exact times for announcements, trades, economic discussion about tariffs and so on
Early morning for burgers edition
LIBERATION DAY GENERAL #1
Line gongo up
How HARD and RAW are we going to get rekt in our collective anus?
Personally im bullish since retail got mass bombared with fear about this day
Down I'm guessing.
Red line?
how many bongs till bear king trump speaks ?
A new age dawns
The market NEEDS to dump otherwise we are fucked. I have my shorts ready
qrd, "Liberation Day" happens at the end of the trading day?
It's a new paradigma.
When a happening is announced nothing will happen now.
Happenings aren't announced anymore.
It's to protect the markets from bad influence (you).
Tidal wave for 7 days, then the waters recede, the bodies of derivative degens are collected, and a bull run starts.
On the one hand, Trump is a retard and will screw the US economy, which will spread across the world.
On the other, this market has been so overvalued and irrational for years, that I would not be surprised if we see yet another push high into green.
Seeing the upwards jump in the first 10 minutes of the trading day is an example in itself.
PLEASE LIBERATE ME FROM THESE HEAVY FUCKING CHAINLINK BAGS MR TRUMP
Liberate in the sense of making worthless?
You're about to be liberated from your money.
Liberation from stocks being overvalued and interest rates being too low. Wall street and crypto alley borrow essentially free money to gamble stocks and tokens all day, they should have to pay up to borrow the cash we have sitting in savings.
interest rates to 24%
tarriffs to 70%
taxation to 97%
deflation 99%
I AM SO LIBERATED RN
8 hours to freedom
but you still need an orb to log in
real liberation gonna need retinal clearance now?
Pretty schizo take
An hour to go bros, what can we expect?
price action wise?
She's right.
these faggots are really waiting for close to announce their dipshittery so all their rich friends can cash in after hours huh
you're retarded
most brokers allow retail to trade after hours nowadays
i go to bed at 4, bitch
Trump announces global reciprocal tariffs like everyone is expecting him to
slight upward movement
tariffs on the "dirty 15" only
big green candle
worst case scenario: 20% global tariff on all exports to America
total market meltdown, maybe a flash crash
Retail is mostly magaturds expecting a relief rally.
can't wait to get liberated or something and live in a post liberation world
whatever happens at least the tariff uncertainty will finally go away
hopium retards like this still exist
market dumps for the rest of the week
But what are we being liberated from?
This flesh prison as we will all kill ourselves for trying to go against the system
foreigners taking advantage of our consumer market
our money
I just sold all my stocks and I feel good about it
the existence of a middle class
Yhis
this time is different!!!!!!
nobody here remembers black monday. rookies.
30 minutes to go
this time is not different!!!!!!
Wtf is liberating about paying more for goods?
paying more for foreign goods as it should be.
It's liberating in the sense that this is supposed to lower income tax meaning you pay less taxes in total if you buy domestic made goods.
Wen Liberace?
Good. They are all fart huffing liberal twats who need to be taken down a peg.
Ah yes, the mexican markets, see how well they are doing with the money they take from the US, truly a first world economy.
mexico would've been worse if they haven't been stealing from us, the fact that they're shit even while pillaging our economy proves how worthless mexicans are
15 minutes till the pros go home, no one dumped.
Trump will be relatively dovish on tariffs, small rally in the coming weeks, then reality will hit.
kek my ETF went up today
then reality will hit.
like what exactly?
Any good livestream?
CNBC
Interesting take.
I'm mexican btw
2 minutes until US market close
i'm watching bloomberg
youtu.be
LIBERATION DAY!!!!!!
It's starting
T-t-they are mocking us with the "liberation" part. Why did we go against the system? It's been only pain ever since
There he is
our country has been RAPED and MURDERED
Literally nothing improved and he's saying today's the day we've been liberated
He used the word "rape"
This is not gonna be good
thats the reddest tie ive ever seen....
Uuuuh he said the reciprocal word
I feel freer already
Nothing ever happens bros I'm not feeling too good
Reciprocal tariffs
It's nothing
HE SAID THANK YOU 3 TIMES TO VANCE BULLISH
ʕಠᴥಠʔ
well well well
Bros, i think im gonna be sick... oh god... oh. fuck...
We are back.
btc just shot over 88k
Bros, i think im gonna be sick
sick of winning, you mean?
94% of cars made in japan are made in japan
25% TARIFF ON ALL FOREIGN AUTOMOBILES
BOOLISH
BUY BUY BUY
$100k on Poly that Trump says "SHINY"
Why is buttcoin pumping
Less uncertainty in the market
EVERYTHING IS GOING INSANE WHY DID I NOT BUY MSTR I SUCK ITS GOING TO BE 360 A SHARE TOMORROW AAAAAAAHHHHHH
giga hl whale liq'd
tried to tell you
Eat shit bears.
Only americans would clap a guy for taxing them more lmao
why is he the same color as the flag behind him?
10% TARIFF ON ALL IMPORTS
IT'S OVER
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I bought lower, it's official
Trump won. Reddit lost. Hope you didn't sell the bottom. Lol
God bless America
Fake news
So basically they are finally at EU levels.
Nothingburger as usual, carry on
10% lulz biggest bear trap of all time. Thanks guise
Why didn't he implement tarrifs in his first term?
He knew the scamdemic was coming in a couple of years so wouldn't matter.
He did zoom zoom
He did and then he took them back after the economy started kwabbing
I see
THAT'S A LOT MORE THAN 10% LOL
Most of these will go away soon once foreign nations start funneling money into his kids' ventures.
he's insane lmaooo
Holy kek
the difference being the EU has these because they can't compete with the US and rely on selling their goods. 10% tarrifs on the EU will most likely translate to at LEAST a 10% reduction in consumer spending in the US of EU products LOL
Get fucked retard lolololol
TAIWAN HOLY SHIT HE'S GOING TO KILL THE PC MARKET LMAO
timbeeeeeeeeeeaaaaar
priced in
HAHAHAHAHA
so it wasnt 4d chess...he's actually just retarded...
Good thing I bought a graphics card before all this
Oh wait, I FUCKING DIDNT
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I CANT PUMP
I CANT PUMP
I CANT PUMP
IT'S CRASHING
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
JUST WAIT™
This is gonna be a fun ride
He never said 10% THO
it's going to reverse right bros?
Liberation from your money has begun.
TARIFFS ON ISRAEL?
OY VEY
IT WAS WIDELY REPORTED
THO
this is WAY THE FUCK MORE than a flat 20%, we are so fucked hahahaha
20% was the "worst case scenario"
OH NONONONO
He thinks that the Smoot hawley tarrifs almost saved the US economy from the great depression so yea he's retarded
I didn't see Canada on there, presumably because they are already in place? Or was it at the bottom?
SUCK MY GIANT AMERICAN COCK EUROFAGS
FUCK YOU ALL
I wish someone loved me as much as he loved Shinzo.
Tomorrow, people jump out of windows
It's reciprocal tariffs and he's not even making them full reciprocal tariffs
It's even more dovish than we expected
nothingeverhappens.mkv
u dont know what ur talking about
tomorrow spx is goiing down 5 %
Oh dear
Good. It won’t be the American worker that’s for sure.
You do understand that it's you that is paying this?
I don't know China 35% is pretty crazy I still think. The amount of goods about to get out of reach for many people is going to make a difference.
no its not this is why its so bad - EVERYONE IS PAYING because we are just reducing consumption by like 40 - 60% percent LMFAO
Is that a lot?
Consensus was full reciprocal tariffs. This is what was priced in the market. We got 50% reciprocal instead. This is dovish.
Vietnam and Cambodia are going to really impact the price of clothes and shoes.
so...
whats the verdict?
All those countries will now retaliate and rape the US.
we're liberated :)
WE HAD 100% OF THE MARKET SHARE ON COMPUTER CHIPS
I HAVE BEEN LIBERATED FROM MY GAINS
THAT IS IT
ASSASINATE HIM JUST LIKE JFK
why are spx futures down 4%
try to get your GPUs asap before you get bought out
No I won’t, because I won’t be buying foreign made crap anymore. Praise the Lord.
try to get your GPUs asap before you get bought out
luckily, I'm in vietnam lel
H-HE'S FAST
PHONES
FUCK
BUY A NEW PHONE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE ON ANDROID
I have no idea but BTC and ETH are roughly in the ballpark they were in the whole day, so that's that.
3rd world sells product for $1.00
US sells product for $1.50
Trump slaps +$1.00 tariffs
US product is still $1.20
you : nooooo you'll pay $2.00!!!
no the fuck we wont faggot. we'll pay 1.20 and have massive job growth while you thirdies starve
I think we'll have lots of volatility, but eventually most countries will cave in and reduce their tariffs on US exports.
They can't. 15% of China's exports go to the US. 45% of Cambodia's exports go to the US.
If they retaliate, their economies will literally fail. They are dependent on the US consumer market for survival
LMFAO he basically just told China to take it.
Nope, they’ll just be too poor to buy anything as prices go through the roof
3rd world sells product for $1.00
US sells product for $1.20
Trump slaps +$1.00 tariffs
US product is still $1.20
you : nooooo you'll pay $2.00!!!
fixed
Vietnam is where all the businesses moved to after the trade war in his first term. We're fucked.
ruh roh
Buy American and you'll be fine.
it's a new era
this nigger is talking about NASDAQ LMAOOOOO
This always means it will be up in the morning after open.
US company sees that the competition is locked at $2 price point
Cool, we can sell for $1.99
If the competition is at $2, then American companies will price at $1.99
TRUMP AUTOS TARIFFS WILL COVER ALL COMPUTER IMPORTS, INCLUDING LAPTOPS AND DESKTOPS, $138.5 BLN IN 2024
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OHNONONONONOONHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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My god that's Bobo music!
i exaggerated to make a point, but you're right and that's exactly what china has been doing
OH NO THE NEW SWITCH
THE HECKIN SWITCHERINO
Brilliant idea to wait until the markets close to tank everything lmao
why didn't he just wait until Friday? then things would cool over the weekend and be less bloody, stupid bhenchod bastard
btc has barely moved no one cares
I got paid today so I thank him for giving me a buying opportunity tomorrow.
You've been sitting on 50% cash position(+gold) in the last few months right anon?
What a fucking miga retard lmao. You're literally proving the point you're trying to refute, haven't you noticed?
You do understand that it's you that is paying this?
odds of a meme bull rally tomorrow?
brown brainlet. better stock up on food
Tax cuts
That they kicked the can in 2019, that recession indicators are indicating since last year (it's so different this time), that AI will kill so many industries and throw the office wagie middle class down. For example, office buildings, completely useless now, remodeling for pod housing will be very expensive.
remodeling for pod housing will be very expensive.
ok but have you seen the new innovative origami pods?
DEDUCTIBLE
Hopefully that means I can afford a fucking house. At this point I'm rooting for a housing market crash, kick out the degenerates borrowing and hoarding more than they can afford. I build technology directly for the defense and security of aAerica and its an embarrassing shame that I'm almost 30 and have been priced out of homeownership so far. What the fuck
America
Is this good Anon Babble
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
It actually is, but you're too stupid to understand the genius of this plan.
EU bros.... I don't feel so good
It’s been 4 months now, I was told 2 more weeks…
Now what?
No but some retards will cope by saying it's 4D chess just like this guy:
it's a resounding "meh"
Is this good Anon Babble
oh no the jewish stock market that most americans don't own a significant share of!
Trust the plan, Trump is working for us right now.
Everyone thought that there is finally clarity.
The rat faced double barrel shotgun nostrils nigger: "We didn't get any clarity!!!!!!"
yes it is not crash, tariffs slightly worse than expected so it dumped some but no crash
next week it was clear this was the bottom as no recession is going to happen
Well well, who would've thought americans will be the first to adopt the great "you vil own nothing und you vil be happy" narrative. Congrats, let's see how soon the average joe gets tired of winning over common sense.
every previous president has been farting and shitting and cumming all over the resolute desk
Like Sleepy Joe and uhhhhh, the uhh the one before …. Obama
hope you enjoy all the new taxes americucks lmao
PPFFFTTTTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
non americnas seething is the best part about this
I will now alter my diet to consume only imported basedbean oil and corn syrup, and drive a massive Ford which cannot function on little gay European roads, master
Fuck you, we already have it bad in here because of Urnazi and Macron. Now out of spite for Trump they will spiral all of us into a great depression.
dont care you aren't american
no recession is going to happen
let's see...
owning the libs
owning non-americans
uh making america great again or something
sir, that would be 20% price increase on all daily goods. Do you want to pay in cash or card?
uhhh... *retarded drooling of confusion*
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What does this mean for the layman? I'm guessing just a straight up 10-20% increase for all goods in the US?
Bro, I wish we had that here. Creating jobs and destroying inflation and getting human resources and other resources back in the country in 1 year will be worth it. You can always buy American products. You can't adapt? Now tell Julius to pump crypto ffs
Stocks are going down at least 50% likely more and will stay there for over a decade
Leftoids will say it's bad
Rightards will cope that it's 4d chess
My guess is short term bad and long term is uncertain but possibly good
short term crash, long term really good if youre rich, really bad if youre then bottom 99-98% of the country. living standards will collapse
Yeah I think long term could be good.. if the US doesn't get shut off from the world economy altogether. Short to mid term will be brutal though. Americans will die I reckon.
Holy based cheeto BTFOing speculators. Should have got property.
Gonna be fun paying 50% more for an iPhone.
youtu.be
watch this
their one w/ bessent as well as this one w/ vance
youtube.com
goes over the whole vision
it's very intentional and it will be very positive
This isn't about you, Americans. That's what you don't get. It's because of Europe trying to start shit with Russia. But how can they start shit when they can barely afford to buy weapons? It is meant to destabilise Urnazi and micron. But they keep and keep on going holy shit someone slap some sense in them we will have 4 long years in here
That would only lead to revolutions. EU is already heading towards becoming a gulag with all the taxes and regulations, any more of that won't help. I think cleansing the EU of leech countries that don't contribute to the pot would be a good idea, along with kicking shitheads like ursula out.
Someone please explain why instead of bitching about Trump's tariffs other countries can't remove their tariffs and reach free trade with the US?
Nobody in the US pays the full price for an iPhone doofus. They're all on contract.
they can at least to 10% they are just bitching
really funny we are doing HALF of what they are doing but they are still acting like we are doing something crazy
I live and die for EUSSR motherland long live our emperors
Because they will look weak and this will all fall on top of their heads and they will go to jail. It's that easy. They sacrifice 500 million to save their sorry asses.
Why do believe that the numbers were actually real?
but surely my president cannot lie? right???
There are no leech countries. Every country contributes with something and has a role in this whole disaster. Some pay with blood, others with hard work. That's the system now. But in the end, we are all just slaves. The countries that you see not contributing are the ones that have strategic importance in their little conquest from Harry Potter
he literally said they have a giant book going into how they arrived at them retard, they'll be putting it out
he literally said
Lmao, you miggers are so gullible ;)
Which one "fell for it again" award is it for you?
I'm thinking fire protection audits and ceiling load will ruin the office building value. They can't just put a few hundred mini ovens on one floor and claim it's the same as an office with two coffee machines.
I don't know what to make of these container pods/mini homes. I just know that by 2035, one will be able to buy an android bot for a few grand that can work the trades 24/7.
It just needs tools and raw material. That should make things cheaper.
Kek I'm 45 and have been priced out of home ownership in Germany, had to move to the east to finally build a house for sub 400k and pay cash, without neighbors sitting two meters from my living room.
But yes, I think there will be a crash for the big European and American housing markets, 20% is possible, but the most important thing will be interest rates.
The calculations don't make sense because the administration isn't clear and I say that as someone who isn't skeptical about tariffs. For example, South Korea has a free trade agreement with the US and on average, it's less than 1% tariffs across all products and it isn't clear they have any kind of trade protectionism policies or currency manipulation since the won is free floating. So where did the 50% for them come from given all I just said? The main issue really is how did they get to that number and seeing what the admin wants. There is just so little time though and not everyone can make a deal in a week.
That was purposefully to force chip production moved to the USA, if you recall
What are you retards going to buy until the factories, farms and companies get built? Yeah, suck our EU cocks. Especially Asia cocks
IMAGINE not being full cash since last month. Mumus are so fucking DUMB
Apparently it simply looks at the trade deficit. Because apparently if Bangladesh is too poor to buy Ford trucks and iPhones and no american want to sew t shirts it means Bangladesh is unfairly scamming America
dubs and market crashes 9am eastern tomorrow
trips and it crashes so bad, the bank stops working
quads and it breaks bitcoin too
Give me 1 good reason why it's ok for other countries to tax us goods 80% while the US taxes their goods 10%
Will Trump ever shake the claims of him being retarded now?
Because we make 10000% more money than they do retard
We don't want dogshit unproductive manufacturing jobs in America (the best country in the world). We have educated people that can produce higher value labor than a fucking coal miner or factory worker.
It's trade deficit divided by their exports to the US. I'm not kidding. For SK, that's 66bl deficit divided by 131bl in exports.
ustr.gov
10% is just the minimum base if that number is too low, to look like it makes a BIG difference
Is this good
There's green numbers at the top. Time for me to buy in, only up from here!
numbers are green
If you are a slurper, yeah.
Bagholder? Not so much.
what if liberation day goes on for more than a day
Just time the market brah it's super easy.
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Sorry buddy, now Donald decided you have to go down the value chain so start sewing those tshirts
Just hold or buy. It's easy really.
Now that Liberation Day is over, who exactly got liberated?
My cum (all over Charlies face)
you're money from your wallet
also sex
I want to fuck Charlie
stop defending against dictators invading your country you libz
kys
Shitty third world countries
Why yes I knitted for Nike for 40 years. Making the best Jordans you can buy
The Nebraska Nike factory was the best thing that could happen
This is what trump believes lmao
You see, anon, before Trump got elected, paying more was a sign that the government was incompetent and your rulers were evil, but now that he has Made America Great Again, paying more is Patriotic and Liberating, and if you disagree, you will find yourself in a MaxSec prison in El Salvador. So you better praise your king for doing this to you. America will be Rich Again, at least the President and his friends will.
brazilian here
uh
you guys are beyond and irreparably fucked in ways you can't even comprehend
like
"you should be booking a flight to leave the fucking country" levels of fucked.
but you voted for this so I guess y'all should take it
Sure thing bud.
incredible audacity for a fucking brazilian to talk about fleeing the country, must be bait
I'm a dual citizen, and I will be leaving. Americans are actually functionally retarded. [spoiler]So is my country.[/spoiler]
Also why does ctrl+s work in boards that don't use spoilers?
my brother in christ your country is about to become Brazil 2
do you think I want to be here? you shouldn't too.
lucky
also the site/4chanx uses the same code so it doesn't matter
Brazil and argentina have already been through what America is going through right now, they are good places to look if you want to know what your future holds
Okay, so what you're saying is that it only gets worse from here and no signs of stopping because Argentina and Brazil are only getting worse.
Based liberation day, I'm glad to not be a mutt, I'll be enjoying lower PC hardware prices in a month or two
market is crashing
TX about to ban loli, if not most anime.
I can't get my project car started
I just bought a really nice pistol. I think I'm going to just kill myself and go out in luxury. I don't even want a ticket out anymore.
Time to white flight out of that hellhole of a cuntry broski
I moved to America for a reason. I wanted to make money, fuck dumb bitches, and do and say whatever I wanted. I have done that, but that is now over, and that can't be done in my country. Would it really be such a tragedy to acknowledge that all things have to end? I have had nothing but success in the US, but they have changed the formula. This is the New Coke of America, but I don't think they're changing the flavor back.
this, rich fags don't care, money isn't real.